Jubilee Comedians Are As Bad As You Think

[@carlwinslo]

The real joke is that only one of them was not a "comedian"

[@Kevin12321]

And the crime is that this guy who made this video claims that he is

[@Project.09]

@@Kevin12321 thought I was the only one

[@ArinSauls]

I know, right? Must be tough for most of them. And Eric definitely was annoying as fu%#

[@_t_f_]

@@Kevin12321 why are u mad?

[@Kevin12321]

@@_t_f_ who said I was mad

[@birdsnthings8595]

"Comedians don't want to have a conversation, they want you to talk long enough to give them an opening." You just described every conversation at family parties with my Uncle

[@OMGOST]

You can't just talk about me like that to strangers on the internet, Birdy.

[@tokivikerness8863]

Everyone loves my jokes nephew.

[@SilkyLew]

That's definitely me

[@itsgabibelle]

this was painful and made me realize how low the threshold is for calling yourself a comedian

[@ItsValWow]

Gabiiiiii

[@bombomos]

I'm a 31 year veteran at this point. My first on stage performance was infront of my grade 6 class. Retelling crazy stories of a Marocain Pettie Cab drive my Grandfather told me. I was a hit lol

[@remhawk73]

Literally the only thing easier is calling yourself an activist

[@djcastano1180]

“There’s only 900 actual funny people on earth at one time.”

[@crackerjackrappr]

That's what makes these episodes great. It's not based on what people are but what people think they are. They could have never told a joke in their life but think they're a comedian and go on this show. Lol.

[@gyroscope915]

I love hpw Erik is clearly so used to people not laughing at his jokes that the moment he finishes one he immediately starts trying to hype it and cheering and making noise

[@feukka2148]

Erik is one of those obnoxious "please like me" live free or try hard people i'd meet at a party and immediately walk away from.

[@nic_6]

this description is so spot on

[@undergrounddojokeyboardcag701]

I have yet to finish the show but i agree and i also think he's a comedy... my bad... "comedy" writer, not a stand up comedian.

[@John-Doe-Yo]

Idk what live free or try hard means but that millennial joke he made was soooo bad

[@bldnjproductions498]

For real. Back in high school I had this one friend who would make a joke and immediately after look to everyone in the room and say “isn’t that hilarious/isn’t it funny?” EVERY SINGLE TIME. Wanted to punch the motherf*cker but he was like 6’5 and I’m 5’9 so I wouldn’t be able to reach him anyways 😂

[@jspur22]

@@John-Doe-Yo It's the gen z remake of Die Hard.

[@colecampbell1906]

Yea I'm 100% convinced that Erik or whatever is just one of those guys who reads up on the history of comedy and all the technical aspects, but doesn't have a funny bone in his body.

[@MellSayzHi]

He kinda reminds me of Mike Wazowski in Monster University how he knows everything about scaring but can't scare. Then again Mike's actually funny

[@tommblumm1510]

You mean Eryk?

[@derpdadouch3654]

Like Bobby's teacher when he went to college to take a clown course. Tartouf the spry wonderdog. Lord almighty.

[@kebokev7519]

He's a tool

[@cgduude]

In my few minutes of the show, that you shared with me, it has helped me understand the difference between "trying to be a comedian" and "being a comedian".

[@alanfike]

Indeed it did. Five minutes on stage at an open mic will impress that, too. The way the one guy on the end treated it like it was a competition of comics is despicable. He seemed to be the type to hear "I'm not here to make friends," on reality shows over the years and nothing in his brain clicked that this might make him an awful person to be around.

[@FEARitself100]

Agreed I've done it for 10 years and oof these guys are cringe af

[@jacobkalbfleisch5431]

This couldn't be more perfectly designed to make all of them seem obnoxious

[@johnathonlongtin2275]

They do it themselves pretty well

[@tblickle]

That seems to be the running theme of every episode

[@ashmartin7374]

This is like the episode of King of the Hill when Bobby goes to clown college and his teacher is a comedy snob.

[@bigbearkat2010]

I think Erik should work more on his material than complaining about other people not knowing technical terms of comedy. None of these people seem to be funny but he's giving me real "the audience just needs to get a sense of humor" vibes.

[@aaronproctor3623]

Isn't a millenial born between 1984-1996? Or close to those dates? Erik is a damn millenial! Also I hate jokes that rely on picking on generations. They are just played and tired.

[@chilibeer3912]

You have to remember that civilians sometimes just don’t get the game.

[@ChrisNeilMusic]

Yeah, they clearly got "comedians".

[@bigbearkat2010]

@@chilibeer3912 I could tolerate and/or respect some dude lecturing me on the particulars of a certain job if I had any reason to believe he was any good at that job.

[@undergrounddojokeyboardcag701]

I have not finished this episode yet, but he's a "comedy" writer right? That's the sense i get from him.

[@08mlascelles]

You know for sure that Erik hosts an edgy podcast…

[@bigbearkat2010]

Have to agree. He very much seems like one of those people that got reported to HR on a job at some point and tells everyone else to get a sense of humor.

[@FEARitself100]

Lmfao "Today's podcast is why women are never funny"

[@08mlascelles]

@@FEARitself100 😂 hit the nail on the head. Without researching the guy, I don’t wanna call him a misogynist, but I was getting Tate vibes…

[@FEARitself100]

@@08mlascelles same. I met so many comics like him in my career, they're all the same

[@razorramonmachismo4172]

@@FEARitself100 I mean that is not a wrong statement just look at what the Hitch used to say

[@mrplussizeguy2944]

I met that Tyler guy once at a comedy show in some hipster video store in Echo Park. He was one of the acts and he had a pretty good set. We talked afterwards about the whole local punk rock scene in LA he's a pretty cool guy.

[@rheannuhh24]

He seems real chill

[@TheSteveTheDragon]

"Define a professional comedian" "I'm not a biologist"

[@Crackpot_Astronaut]

This is a better joke than any in the Jubilee video

[@attackonmars5198]

I laughed 😂

[@ashleymurphy7614]

The fact that the only one of these people id wanna go see live is tylers baguette stand up, yet hes the second one out, may say a lot about my sense of humor xD

[@specialkatielee]

Tyler had a subdued chaos that I really want to see on stage

[@thedestroyasystem]

I just appreciate that he voiced his dislike for Erik

[@FEARitself100]

He probably only says the bit to anticipate repeat audience viewers lol

[@drearyerie8504]

Tiler was my favourite too. he's not a haha funny, but like a haaha funny.

[@Shiestey]

Nope it says a lot about everyone else being bad lol. Anyone who watches comedy could tell he was a comedian off the bat with his self deprecating answers to questions. Nobody who is good at standup loves themselves 100% lmao

[@lukasart3951]

Tyler was the funniest of them all, and they thought he wasn’t a comedian.

[@RustyNips]

It's made in a way where everyone splits the winnings (or the mole gets all of it if still there) so the games usally go down to just 2 people cause they want as much money as possible That's why they got upset at the new rule about getting less money when voting out non moles

[@beautybard]

I love how Tyler gave compliments before both votes. So sweet.

[@mr.sackoratch3444]

Tyler kinda gives off Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luther vibes

[@marksism4292]

Tyler seems like such a chill guy

[@NextToToddliness]

"Looking back now, it makes way more sense that she's the mole, because after seeing so much of everyone else; she really is the most normal here." 😂

[@wh0aheavy]

Pretty sure I've heard comedians say that they hate performing for other comedians lol. This sounds like a nightmare either way tho

[@timloss87]

Its the worst. Give me a parade of drunks over a dozen comics any day of the week....

[@Urm0mz]

The chiropractor joke was EVERYTHING I love that Michael has never had it thrown back at him....but didn't have to explain that at all from his reaction 😂

[@undinism69]

The mole for me was the first person I guessed. Soon as she mentioned where she did comedy and no mention of open mic at all was a huge red flag for me. Then stating family parties etc, yeah, no way any comedian who has done any of the grind would have said that imo

[@bigrigcrunchberry966]

I'm a comedian.... Joke: Do you know why grapes look forward to marriage? Answer: So they can start raisin a family :D

[@BamBabyBrenda]

I feel like I'd choke on a raisin

[@jborrego2406]

Ur lpm is 1

[@ectofriend]

I mean that was better than any of their bits in the video.

[@GigaChadDuPlessis]

You got a "heh" for that. Nothing more. Nothing less

[@coolboyyo654]

i love that the fake one was the only one that wasn't insufferable

[@teeem4525]

I’m still thinking about how you called Criss Angel the epitome of ‘Bro, you’re scaring the hoes”. 😂 ahhhh KZbin comedians.

[@lunacy3]

From the moment they introduced themselves, I knew Erik was gonna be annoying 😂

[@iamSOSOVIcious]

It was the IE comment for me. He a whole weirdo

[@3rdperson2]

For real. Me too!

[@realleon2328]

the "I threw my back out trying to twerk" story seems like such a good concept for a bit but the punchline was terrible

[@MrAdamFC]

A fun game for this one would've been, Take each one of the contestants individually into the studio and before they meet up tell each one of them that its a gig and the person they're standing next to is a audience member from the team. Then sit back and grab the pop corn when each of them feels they're getting heckled by the person standing beside them.

[@necropollis-]

Comment related to sponsor portion: I’ve been using native for the past 2-3 years and I haven’t used anything else since

[@ghagzor]

Damnit Chris you're closing in on 100k you're not going to love me anymore.

[@ghagzor]

Aww you still love me ❤️

[@ALostScientist]

Hope to see you talk about other KZbin "gameshows" like this

[@jacksondoughty]

Yes, more Jubilee more Cut type sfuffs

[@sjelliott6660]

Points for proper use of "quotes".

[@desibaker7607]

P

[@godiswithyou.5358]

Or one of those who gets the 1000. If he hasn’t already done it. Idk those are so so messed up lol💀.

[@vincentjanse]

I survived a Italian mother is not a good joke.

[@savannahstanley4837]

Yay new Chris video! I'm a new fan, have gone down a rabbit hole

[@jaywjr2456]

I stumbled upon your videos randomly one day and though I don't typically watch this type of content, I like your channel. Content creators of this genre usually seem totally not genuine/artificial so I can't watch more than 30 seconds usually. You've got the quality and character to really grow your channel and I just want to say good luck and keep it up. Im enjoying the videos.

[@Mr_Mcfeely]

Chris is the underrated king of this KZbin genre and it drives me crazy that he keeps flying under the radar.

[@SchlaftaterNrzZz]

@@Mr_Mcfeely No IT doesnt Drive you crazy

[@Mr_Mcfeely]

@@SchlaftaterNrzZz wow, clever... 🤨

[@Lee-fw5bd]

Tyler absolutely is a comedian or at the very least he would absolutely have fit in in the youtube sketch scene or like with the SourceFed crew.

[@TeXaSLeGend817]

MICHAEL?! FROM 20 SOMETHINGS AUSTIN?!

[@matthewevans5758]

I was scrolling through these comments and no one else has mentioned this!! Need to get it higher and get Chris to watch it haha

[@TeXaSLeGend817]

@@matthewevans5758 it's a crazy show I did a video of it on my channel 😂

[@ArinSauls]

12:55 soooo hilarious. Especially when you go on to talk about his 12 page paper about how to tell a knock knock joke. That had me dying 😂😂

[@edub2689]

Erik is like a martial artist that practices forms, but never spars.

[@hydrotyler3737]

You're videos keep getting better all the time. Loving the consistent uploads my guy.

[@undinism69]

I've watched him off and on for ages, and this was the most consistent I've laughed out loud in a video from Chris, loved the commentary lots. Even though his Cris Angel videos have so much more source to laugh at, this content was about the best I've seen done from Chris.

[@LieffersThea]

Your* and I agree with your comment 💗

[@mattthompson2616]

Chris, Michael is a comedian. He was on a real world type show on Netflix (maybe?) and he was working on his stand up. It was awful (the show and his stand up). You should check it out.

[@TheLokiBiz]

You ever remember the name of that show? I kinda want to track it down for god knows what reason lol

[@user-zb1ft9hc8q]

@@TheLokiBiz something about Austin in Netflix

[@aqsaal115]

yesssss. I knew he looked familiar. thanks

[@aqsaal115]

@@TheLokiBiz twenthsomethings Austin

[@robynmasters870]

I watched this whole video and I still don't understand how that game works and I'm also not curious enough to figure out what is supposed to happen. They got together a bunch of people who looked super annoying to be around and I can't even with them.

[@crazymarkiplierfan]

Erik might be a comedian but he’s definitely not a very fun guy Baguette saxophone? Absolute genius!👌🏻

[@wooba1207]

Erik is for sure one of those comedians that just makes everyone hate them by constantly trying to one-up everyone with how much they know about comedy while remaining completely unfunny.

[@katanarama1]

Not me thinking this was an older video of his until I saw the uploaded 46s ago

[@bullwhipbobbylove2932]

You thinking this was an older video of his until you saw the uploaded 46s ago 😌 🤨 😁

[@MarthaVandal]

Chris James, not the hero we wanted, but the hero we needed… love your videos!

[@lotanowo]

That's not how the quote goes, it's "not the hero we deserve but the hero we need" I don't get how people keep messing this up.

[@agristina11]

Michael was on a random mtv show about moving to Austin or something and his standup was rough. I genuinely felt bad.

[@STCSk8ers]

Yeah dude i met the dude bruce from that show a while back at a bar and he was a total douche

[@sheridanwashingtonkummer7536]

Was looking for this comment!! Yeah… he had a rough go of it 😭

[@CM-jc7gk]

Anyone who thinks seeing Tyler start ripping into the sax part of "Baker Street" with a baguette *wouldn't* be a killer closing bit, is somebody who doesn't know comedy.

[@Sometimeslifeiscrazy]

Your commentary was so much funnier than any other parts of this video well done.

[@VinylSebas]

Erik is THAT guy. He’s the guy who knows all the technical terms and therefore is better (in his mind). If you don’t then your subpar at best. He’s the worst kind of a Comedian hipster

[@TheCheat420]

I was just hoping you'd have a new video out today. I love it when they come out on my days off work.

[@Muddeus]

feels so good to be early on the greatest content creators video

[@cashnelson2306]

Wow mud thank you for rescuing all my puppies from that burning building last week

[@Muddeus]

@@cashnelson2306 i told you not to mention it man its all good anyone would do the same

[@Tufferwear]

Isabella can workshop that joke into something if she was a comic. Maybe something cringe like.... "I heard your butt was broken because it had a crack in it. I had mine fixed". (Lifts back of shirt)

[@readwrecks]

I did standup comedy a long time ago and there was never a question of when you take your light. It’s not an order that you get to place. The people running the show just give it to you, usually 1 minute before your time is up. Unless you’re the headliner. Then it depends. Either you’ve got a certain amount of material and they’ve agreed to let you do it, or they assume can tell when the energy in the room is starting to wane and can spot where to wrap it up. “The light” is literally a light that they hold up in the back of the room. It has to be bright enough that the comedians can see it from the stage, past all of the other lights shining on them, but not so bright that it distracts the audience. It’s just a signal. The first one let’s the performer know that their time is almost up. Then if they reach their time limit, there’s a second one.

[@principalmcvicker6530]

I learned from this video that plastic free deodorant can cost as much as $13 each. Thanks, Chris!

[@no-fd6mt]

Ill just use my plastic deodorant

[@dianebrooks1859]

6:46 "most bizarre comedian BACKstory I've ever heard" I seee what you did thereee *Budum tssssss*

[@thestudyingherbalist]

Isabella is hilarious “long crack” LMFAO. So honest

[@robbiemac281]

"I'm doing my part!" little kid from Starship Troopers propaganda intro

[@tamaleterror]

This shows me that being unfunny is really easy. I guess I'll start being a comedian myself. Half hour standup special, here I come.

[@Ora_23_wav]

"babe wake up Chris dropped" Love your stuff bruv🇿🇦🇿🇦

[@HeyItsMeChelseyOnYouTube]

Erik and Def Noodles must have gone to the same college.

[@garrickkthegreat5762]

i've been known to tell my own goofs and gaffs from time to time. so i guess you could say i'm clinically depressed.

[@regulator5]

Michael was on The Real World Austin and had a hard time getting his comedy started.

[@nichola7141]

He was pretty bad. And the show was TwentySomething Austin on Netflix. :)

[@regulator5]

@Nichola Gibbons that's right. Good looking out

[@FrenkTheJoy]

Still waiting for it to start.

[@moosedawgatlantaproductions]

“Tiler” was the funniest thing anyone of them did. Actually is your commentary on it 😂

[@lindseysloan8735]

When my sister and I were kids she would always tell me I looked and acted like a female comedian to make me upset.

[@mosesmarlboro5401]

"I'm a comedian (x7)" Narrator: "They were not comedians."

[@underratedszn6549]

Watching a bad comedian is literally the worst thing ever it’s so awkward and cringe

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

All comedians hate their jokes being interrupted. They aren't supposed to be interrupted. That's literally called heckling.

[@timloss87]

This is a a sample size of any comedy scene in any town anywhere in the US...

[@WilliamtheWorst]

Tyler doesn't actually do a baguette joke in his act. He's just next level trolling these young "comedians."

[@artheaux666]

That’s weak

[@KyleCarrier]

That 'Jewish Pinocchio' joke kinda made me lol tho...

[@vereenigdeoostindischecomp9932]

Yeah the harder and more offensive the jokes the better.

[@abelvegajr.7001]

Oh man, James' rapid fire delivery reminded me of the open mics I did when I tried. And Tyler reminded me of my success story where I compared my meat to a calzone. Good average times.

[@lee-ur7nt]

I bet no real comedian would ask for a joke with a "tag". If he is, he is new and looked that up somewhere.

[@averie1291]

Michael was on tht Netflix reality show about people who moved to Texas and all had to live together

[@skunkrat01]

You are definitely my favourite KZbin rabbit hole of the last two years. I think I got here from Criss Angel... But I can't remember how I got there coz there's only room for one Chris in my life now. P.S your skin is fricken amazing! It might be makeup or lighting or effects, but whatever you're doing, please tell me lol

[@ChrisJamesTV]

accutane at 15!

[@Goozero1]

I'm guessing the clips at the beginning 5 seconds were the best jokes the comedians have.

[@jarrodtodd4702]

Was I the only one who thought Tyler and Isabella were legitimately funny? They were the most natural out of the bunch, and it definitely felt more like a bit they were doing rather than a lack of awareness.

[@electricperfume7870]

I agree, I can't believe they voted Tyler out!

[@nickpapageorgio8529]

Tyler, yes. Isabella? Wtf did she do that was funny? She said she has a low ass crack, not even a real joke just a statement 😆

[@dabiskitt]

They both had this weird vibe where it seemed like them as people were super funny

[@prod805212]

I legitimately used to frequent Family Video when I was in school in Rolla, MO... Seeing that shirt was a trip.

[@englishteatime5205]

I fkn love your content man, I was today years old when I finally clicked the notification bell icon. Cheers from Colorado 🍻

[@MrGargal26]

"I play a baguette for 5 minutes" SNL is gonna be calling soon

[@FEARitself100]

This makes me both embarrassed and happy I only do comedy as more of a hobby. I do it to bring joy to people These people are just hipsters that believe in anticomedy

[@lesliemartin3]

Makes you think doesn't it? How would one go about deciphering between a regular person and a comedian? I'm not really sure but I have a million dollars on the fact that Eric will probably tell us.

[@bigbearkat2010]

I so wanted this to end with the non comedian making it to the end so they all have to admit that they should probably look at a career change

[@BallinSloth]

In all fairness, I think that baguette saxophone bit is so bad it's good

[@humancargo7285]

I love the family video shirt because there always closed and directly next to a Marcos pizza that is open

[@at_thedisco]

Michael is on a Netflix reality show called Twenties! Lol his comedy is something else…

[@youtubespag]

Everyone tells me not to do the baguette thing but still I go to every open mic night in driving distance to crank out 4-6 minutes of buttery smooth jazz

[@Jsscahd]

"Imma look for that baguette," sounded a little.. heated? Like something you'd hear at the end of a cheesy old p0rno supposed to be set in Italy but shot by college kids in LA

[@radarlovedr]

“Intergluteal Cleft” is the scientific term for a butt crack. Y’all welcome.

[@dabiskitt]

For some reason I really like Tyler and Isabella. Like, they both aren’t really that funny but they have interesting personalities that I think I would like a lot at a party! I’d get along with them a lot.

[@dopeocalypsenow6826]

Lol that Schaub joke was infinitely more funny than anything he's ever written

[@FEARitself100]

Schaub is the dude bro whose friends told him he was funny to troll him into public humiliation

[@dopeocalypsenow6826]

@@FEARitself100 Yep. Even Schaub's daddy Rogan is no longer protecting and promoting him these days; the hate that Brendan's complete lack of self-awareness, general douchebaggery, compulsive lying, and condescending superiority towards everyone else has brought down upon himself is too widespread for the people who gave him his undeserved comedy platform to even affiliate with him like they used to. Brendan deserves it, as well as the rest of the consequences of this steep downward spiral he sent himself flying into; and watching it happen is the only funny thing he's ever been a part of.

[@djtoxicdhg]

1500$ for a dood that did not make 1 funny joke not 1

[@roelfuentes6157]

I swear lmao, your ads are fucking hilarious, I used your code for the hello fresh ad, bc I work to damn much hours and dinner ain't been happening for me. But your ad for that sponsor was my selling point lol

[@kildogery]

The bread sax bit is brilliant.

[@RHBR01]

Came for the topic, might stick around to figure out why it is that there are fifty copies of Babe on your desk and shelf.

[@ChrisJamesTV]

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[@dylanbennett958]

Are those VHS tapes of babe the movie about the pig?! I love you bro. That’s not only hilarious but I truly loved that movie as a kid. Hahaha

[@imdefinitelynotjesus]

Q: Where do you do stand up? A: wherever I can find room to stand *looks down* oh look stand up.

[@reginamachamer821]

"There is no way shes getting a lot of work as a birthday comedian" lmao

[@garoldticker4402]

I'm basically watching someone unfunny talk about how unfunny other unfunny people are.

[@nerfherder6638]

Imagine any of these people on Kill Tony

[@mahaliajean-charles9544]

Talk about timely! I just subscribed earlier today and have a brand new upload! Notifications working great so far! Look forward to more!👍

[@brandonforster3719]

That guy Michael, that can't spell Tyler right, is from Vice. 😂

[@ZephyrEclipse]

Great video, Chris, as always! Would watch more like this

[@Tortilla.Reform]

@2:04. Hahah this guy was recently on one of those Netflix reality shows, Micheal from TwentySomethings Austin