JUDGE BURNIE - Ultimate Chicken Horse April (#19) | Let's Play

[@XxChooseYourFatexX]

“What killed my raccoon?” Well glass, falling, spikes, black hole, cannon, cheese, wrecking ball..... everything Burnie, everything.

[@Dan-Simms]

Glass, next life, Glass, then glass..if only he listened to them EVERY time.

[@Meac99]

Judge?!

[@boyceduncan3448]

They weren't black and have skull bones on them so....

[@SkaterBlades]

He's like a fly who keeps hitting glass, trying to get outside

[@thomashenry4588]

I think it was a stroke actually.

[@beavinator]

Can you imagine a Let's Play with just Burnie and Jeremy? It'd be a whole video of two guys talking to each other and neither one actually hearing a word the other one says... :-)

[@pewpew9711]

What about a Halo let's play like the one we had a few months ago

[@kyanitedragon8579]

"Is he dead or sleeping?" Never a good sign when you have to ask

[@TonyWulf66]

He's just pining for the fjords

[@epsben]

*rolls a sharpie towards an unmoving raccoon* «EY! YA DEAD?!»

[@Notteboy97]

16:07 4 grown men die to a single unmoving box.

[@CreationsFlare]

Who would win? Four fairly seasoned video game players or One box boi

[@skarrambo1]

Stationary, not unmoving

[@miletilblight2181]

Wrong Burnie died to a air plane

[@ZzCanonBull]

@@skarrambo1 no...the box was emotionally unmoved by their death screams

[@tsarfox3462]

Start of the video: That glass will kill you Burnie: Continuously dies on the glass. HOW DO I KEEP DYING!?

[@mutilator97]

He's also apparently deaf and stupid, since it was explained numerous times directly to him, and he still kept dying on it despite him hitting the same exact thing over and over and dying to it. Zero pattern recognition.

[@LordJosmar]

This is a pattern he follows throughout the video. Constantly mentioning he didn’t know something that was previously explained.

[@Nelsn3]

He probably couldn't see the glass since he was in one of the furthest seats from the tv and it doesn't really stand out on the screen.

[@kameronjones7139]

@@mutilator97 chill it is a game no need to get upset over it

[@mutilator97]

I'm not getting upset over the game. I'm getting upset over Burnie's refusal to listen to pertinent information.

[@infernal_mtndew2943]

The editing for Jeremy's 1000 yard stare comment was perfect

[@GermaphobeMusic]

24:19 "How can it kill you? It's red."

[@jess4you13]

It has to be black.... with SKULLS on it

[@buckstop]

Burnie has never seen an explosive barrel

[@jeremycastro8223]

How do you think it got red?

[@Diaz_Nino]

Nobody even acknowledged that callback and it makes me mad

[@buckstop]

If it's RVB I haven't watched in 4 years

[@OddoRocket]

“No winners, No points” should be the new motto of On The Spot

[@InfinityD4]

I think Jon would appreciate this.

[@blahblah9036]

Ba da Ba Daa BAA, BAA DAA DAA DAA DAAAAAA!

[@XxChooseYourFatexX]

Michael: “I walked off the edge and now I’m all burned up” Ah yes, one of the five signs of death. He did die.

[@Zenith_Guard]

Well, did you check if _all_ of the blood inside his body was on the outside? Not some, *_all._*

[@TannerForrest]

I don’t remember the other two.

[@aomeisaru]

Was he all black (not a black guy)?

[@blahblah9036]

Was his head off?

[@RandomCarrot2806]

Man, Burnies ability to filter out any information related to the game but hear everything else people say is amazing.

[@swordude40]

If I didn't know better I'd think he was the one who created achievement hunter

[@RandomCarrot2806]

Not sure how that's relevant to to what I said and you are also wrong, unless you want to claim Burnie created everything Rooster Teeth has created simply by being one of the founding members of Rooster Teeth. Did Burnie create On The Spot? How about Animated Adventures? Or Play Pals?

[@Hannah-zn1ft]

Anders Hansen I think they were making a joke relating Burnie to Geoff

[@RandomCarrot2806]

Is that something people make fun of Geoff for now? I know people call him bad a lot and that he never learns but I haven't seen people say he has selective hearing.

[@swordude40]

AH = shockingly bad at video games Burnie Burns = shockingly bad at video games The joke: 🤔🤔🤔

[@offaperry]

31:18 If you go frame by frame Gavin crouched after the hockey puck had gone through him. The hit box must instantly move down and the animation takes a few frames making Gavin the luckiest chicken in the world.

[@ItsLerez]

Chad on the other hand

[@Vellrick]

Usually when someone is absolutely terrible it makes the video worse, unless that person is Burnie.

[@lapisleafuli1817]

Its a bit hard to hate the person ultimately responsible for every video RT has ever put out.

[@pavementpariah7342]

Id argue that its still worse.

[@emchammer1831]

No truer words have been said. XD

[@elski5958]

Greatly helps they are funny unlike certain ones.

[@miletilblight2181]

Well Burnie is ceo of rooster teeth if I don't recall

[@jerry5934]

Michael: "I don't think it's possible" Literally, one second later: *makes it*

[@Haak333]

I like how this video was released after the highlight video that featured a clip from this video.

[@worldofcubing8242]

Oh that makes sense. I knew I'd seen that bit with burnie and the cannon before but I thought I was going insane because this literally just got posted

[@KillerSquirrel]

These videos gets uploaded to the rooster teeth site a day or so before they go up on youtube

[@hikariangelicanekomata6621]

@@KillerSquirrel actually, they go up a week before youtube release on site for first members

[@Kevster921]

@@hikariangelicanekomata6621 Correct! But to be fair to the other guy, it depends what video it is. Theme sunday and Minecraft are a week ahead (I think those are the only ones?), while the rest of the videos go up the day before.

[@LittleCheebs]

ya that annoyed me a little

[@derekdoolittle257]

Every now and then Burnie reminds me where the inspiration for Church came from: pure rage

[@e.m.2168]

In an alternate universe, Michael founded rooster teeth, and Burnie was hired to make Rage Quit.

[@insaincaldo]

@@e.m.2168 woah..

[@jackwise7216]

Okay so they need to have 4 newish players play then have Michael, Gavin, Jeremy, and Ryan set the traps in between turns.

[@insaincaldo]

No winners no points and a whole lot of nasty combo traps just sitting around, cause nobody made it.

[@81Gill81]

Have Burnie, Matt, Gus, and Geoff play their maps.

[@jackwise7216]

@@81Gill81 That would be perfect

[@TheChapelx]

Calm down Satan

[@TandooriBulb]

Burns not picking the block was so fucking funny

[@BADRANG4EVER]

With this awesome commentary, Burnie has already cemented his place as a permanent member of any and every future Chickey-Doo videos

[@cameronrivascreativedirector]

I like that you qualified Burnie's contribution to this video as "commentary". haha

[@ewe76070]

Nah he probably won’t appear in another vid. They’d never screw up their current lineup. Well if they did they’d be foolish

[@BADRANG4EVER]

well Cameron....he was the new guy after all so him failing and screaming about alternative ways in which he probably died were top notch

[@cameronrivascreativedirector]

@@BADRANG4EVER I totally agree with you, it was great!

[@lapisleafuli1817]

Also the box.... that moment alone makes it worth it.

[@kyleerikson4971]

Burnie *and* Chad? You spoil us...

[@HarrysBehindU]

This Burnie guy is really funny, Rooster Teeth should really hire him

[@AFLoneWolf]

As a former trombone player, I fully appreciate Burnie's concern.

[@Dominator1039]

As a current trombone player its a pretty easy instrument so its not to much. You never get hard parts but i understand the concern.

[@ze_rubenator]

@@password_required As a wise conductor once said, "never look at the trombones, it only encourages them."

[@Dominator1039]

@@ze_rubenator were usually just chilling when everyone else is playing and being loud/obnoxious. I think we might be different then the norm though

[@rhyspasternack6000]

Then could you explain it to me? Because I do not understand.

[@Dominator1039]

@@rhyspasternack6000 i could its as simple as you blow into a mouthpiece while sticking the slidey thing out to different spots it causes different pitches/notes.

[@RandomBakedCake]

They just really love Ultimate Chicken Horse, and so do we

[@Haak333]

Gavin once again proving his mastery with portals.

[@Yal_Rathol]

burnie's big problem is that everyone explains how the game works, he disregards the explanation, then goes "HOW? THAT MAKES NO SENSE!"

[@CherrykoRock]

What a great episode! Some baller moves by Micheal and Gavin (even one from Chad!) plus great comedic chemistry with this group.

[@reganwakefield615]

Love the casual jumpscare around 6:25 hats off to you, editor

[@JakeMC2227]

"Art imitates Life", but I thought for Burnie it was "Life imitates Art".

[@MidnightVoyager]

"Learn By Dying" was a great riff on Ryan's old Learn by Doing.

[@Dooms1ayer]

It's the 'souls mentality

[@dirttrackart]

I love that Burnie doesn't pay a second of attention to anything on screen until after he dies to it. Everyone else can die to it, Chad can ask about it, Michael can explain it, and Burnie is still shocked it exists and can kill him

[@Dan-Simms]

Glass, glass, and more glass

[@randomalyssa]

We love Chickey Doo. We will never get tired of Chickey Doo. Never stop playing this.

[@einstein0808]

Very nice Let's Play. Only Michael at a company like RoosterTeeth can say ''you facking turd" to his boss. xD

[@Ar7ific1al]

I need more Burnie in AH videos. Every time he's in a video, it's comedy gold.

[@chrisbrussell2571]

Burnie needs to be in more let’s plays. Easily one of the funniest people ever

[@BeartatoTime]

Oh my god, Gavin's chickens stone cold face and he just brutally murders the raccoon! 25:52

[@09spidy]

"I don't think it's possible" [CRAZY TALK] ACTIVATED! Michael is reverse Pat, confirmed!

[@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown]

Oh no. Pat is spreading.

[@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown]

I hope it spreads to me and I also get crazy talk. I want to learn to weaponize it.

[@MexicanLeprican24]

Yoo, RIP Zaibatsu, and Burnie

[@BlueArsedGibbon]

More Burnie and Chad in everything please, this was a delight :D

[@theathen6260]

love when burnie is in lets plays, be great if they got gus aswell

[@GermaphobeMusic]

dOn'T FoRgEt LiNdSaY

[@noneofyourbusiness9489]

@@GermaphobeMusic Not really in the same category as the other two. They also need Joel.

[@caseybaker7935]

@@noneofyourbusiness9489 It's a joke about the fact that this guy is obsessed with hating on Lindsay in almost every video she is or even isn't in

[@LexSchilperoord]

They need to do a Chickey-Doo tournament with the Derp Crew

[@jamesblackwell5120]

Wow Burnie REALLY sounds like that guy Church from RvB

[@accipiter160]

that's SUCH an odd coincidence. I guess that it's just one of life's great mysteries

[@zachwester3754]

I just noticed it too! I wish I could remember the VA that does Church but I'm drawing a blank, memory is key after all

[@BLOODKINGbro]

Put on a military cap on the elephant have like explosions in the background with gunfire. The war... The unspeakable things he bared witness to.

[@Hannah-zn1ft]

“Those three things in the middle, they all move up and down.” *20 seconds later* “I didn’t know that was gonna happen. I didn’t know the thing was gonna go up and down.”

[@RandomSapphire]

AH YOU ARE REALLY STEPPING UP YOUR GAME WITH THIS CROSSOVER!!!! I APPROVED!!!

[@adriansmith2639]

My favorite thing is Michael waiting until the end of the build period and shifting his piece up until the time almost runs out every single goddamn time.

[@superblargio1882]

Please put Burnie in more Let's Plays if possible. He's hilarious!

[@DragonUltraMaster]

More Burnie More Chad. More goodness!

[@austinbutler56]

Burnie quote of the year "It's not even eventful when i die"

[@emchammer1831]

I know Burnie wasn't the best at this game. But MY GOD was he hilarious. Burnie is an actual don. XD

[@alytyler219]

This is so much fun. They should bring random people from the office in for a game of chickee doo more often

[@SomeRandomMario]

genuinely love whenever Burnie is in AH videos.

[@SomeGuyXG3]

I'm going to share something I recently learned: if you hold sprint and rotate certain objects that flip by default, you'll actually be able to rotate the entire thing! (Example: hockey machine can be aimed up and down)

[@kyoukotsukino6322]

"How Did My Racoon Die? - The Musical." 6:15 Elephants never forget. All those deaths. All the pain. No wonder he has a thousand yards stare. 12:35 "I don't think it's possible." - Michael, right before proving himself wrong. 16:10 Everyone who has ever played UCH ever: Why is this tiny wood block a thing? It's harmless! Burnie: *Makes it so, so very harmful.* 17:50 Someone didn't clap. 22:30 Michael raging at Burnie for destroying glue-based death traps... "Pot and Kettle: The Movie."

[@Shadow-Wolf-]

Funniest Moments: 16:06 (Burnie Trap!), 17:33 (Michael Coaches) 25:53 (Gavin Punch!)

[@KuTheKhajiit]

All I hear is Church and Boomstick with Mogar.

[@ritsukaseriyko1491]

Don't forget Scarlet David!

[@KuTheKhajiit]

@@ritsukaseriyko1491 Oh yeah, forgot that.

[@KuTheKhajiit]

@@BryanM86 rewatch season 13 of RvB and that might help actually. Then again they are getting older

[@DGshockwave]

*Vav

[@virtuouscookieeater]

This can only be made better if after this episode we receive a "Burnie Wins: Ultimate Chicken Horse" video, just to see how much everyone else would need improvise and die just to get the games finished.

[@am3thysts]

I need Burnie and Geoff in the same Chicken Horse video just once.... a destined angry chaos awaits.

[@phoenix887]

9:22 Gavin channeling his inner chicken

[@hiddinsmile]

i did not think someone could be more like Geoff then Geoff himself but Burnie just made me rethink that scale.

[@DarkFusionPanda]

I could watch Ultimate Chicken Horse endlessly.

[@GermaphobeMusic]

anything red: _exists_ burnie: _let's just jump into it_

[@josiahklein70]

Bernie: Why am I dying?! *Phillip DeFranco intensifies*

[@liamfennessy6372]

I love having Burnie in these lets plays

[@HKK1337]

Lol "No winners no points! ... company motto" hahaha perfect

[@decree1851]

8:08 my last braincells

[@RednasYo]

burnie and chicky doo, this is the promised land

[@robertespinoza5958]

Burnie and church have so much in common lol xD how do i zoom? Do i say zoom? ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! "Tucker says : just press the black button" xD

[@speedreader2660]

I like how the portal that led Gavin to the win wasn’t even one he placed.

[@thegreatperu9332]

Because Ha Cha Cha is the greatest sound to ever come out of Achievement Hunter, it's my mission to tag each and every Michael win. This episodes Hachas are: 23:42 , 31:54 , 32:11

[@blahblah9036]

Burnie misses advice like Church misses EVERY SINGLE SHOT with the sniper rifle.

[@SmokeDatQuack]

Could Burnie be in more let's plays, please!? My favorite guest

[@robensifer313]

Glad to have ya back Burnie

[@0boro]

Never get tired of Chickey Doo.

[@tammoratya9504]

"That shoots cannons" -Michael Jones, 2019

[@lukethefluke7]

27:18 burnie killing himself here is hilarious

[@mootwin7270]

I normally dont comment but im wasted, funniest line to me was Burnie: "How much does the spring push you up. . . assuming thats what it does and the spring doesnt just stab you in the eye and kill you!"

[@WisteriaDrake]

As one Michael softens with age and responsibility, the other Michael only rages harder

[@Doctorkid3]

Hearing you make that Matrix reference near the end made my day.

[@morimem022]

Burnie thinking the trapdoor was a trampoline killed me. Edit: Also the amount of investment Chad has in this. I swear XD

[@NekoDelGato]

12:42 Micheal: No mortal man can do this... Good thing I'm a god.

[@Corrieography]

4:51 I was in band class. So this one time, at Band Camp...

[@masterof4elements826]

*Burnie enters room* Hey guys. How did my raccoon die? *1970s audience laughs*

[@tromboneking87]

Teddy's playing trombone!!! I'm so excited!!! And Michael's comment, "Someone has to play it", hurt a little...buy it was still funny. ;)

[@Mathewpoke]

can we get a chickie doo with burnie, chad, geoff and lidsay...I'm actually curious to know how bad it will go and if anyone would actually win lmao!

[@trequor]

As a professional gamer i have to imagine that Old Man Burnie is an act, but it is fucken funny

[@samsee_ca]

Burnie: *dies on glass for the fourth time* “I don’t even know what’s killing me”

[@sabrinayoung1503]

That description absolutely sounds like something Larry would write.

[@gwynbliedd]

Burnie was awesome in this, he should do more!

[@docomalley5644]

Is it bad that Burnie asking how did I die was making me laugh to tears

[@ameliarose47]

Gavin and Michael literally can’t get pissed because as soon as they fuck up Chad or Burnie do something x10 stupier

[@omega3711]

The trombone is great, I don't appreciate the lack of appreciation for it in this video.

[@henrysteiner8136]

This might have been the best crew ever for this game

[@dylanpearson9480]

Burnie was awesome in this have him back in more videos please. His play style on platformers reminds me of Goeff I will say though.

[@TheSailingTrombonist]

Burnie, if your issue with the trombone is how loud it is, then get your kid a practice mute, but make sure they get time to practice with an open bell.

[@MoonGables]

Burnie not understanding that some items hurt you lol

[@RoboticMagus]

Man, this Burnie guy is funny. Someone should hire him.

[@Kwakez]

No, UltimApril Chicken Horse? I lived for the shitty month/game combs

[@XRAY9991]

At 27:10 looks like Michael's horse went from medium rare to overcooked meat.

[@scottsterba2818]

Love Burnie being in let's plays

[@aomeisaru]

Burnie: "Who knew that (broken glass, wrecking balls, etc) would be so strong" Us: "Everyone Everybody playing game. Everyone not playing the game."

[@kaiserwilli]

Burnie was so mad about Gavin's behavior that he had Warner shut down Rooster Teeth

[@jonathancamp5149]

Burnie I played the trombone in highschool and marched baritone for marching band. It's nice

[@professorscarf4898]

This just puts into context why Burnie and Geoff are friends