Judge EXPLODES as FOOL Tries Schooling Him on the Law!

[@SweetJackknife]

Every single person who sat through that in the court room should have all their charges dropped, this was punishment enough

[@hoapres]

There are two kinds of litigants that show up in Court, those that have an attorney and those that don't. These are their stories.

[@Kelz_X]

Law & Order’s chime 🎶DUN DUN🎶

[@ItsAllLove4Real]

🙌🏾🤣

[@euniceloy7120]

😂😂😂😂

[@buckigrl78]

Lol😊

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Also of the two kinds, the ones who do not have Lawyers and represent themseves, think that they know the law better than judges and prosecuters who have seveeral decades of actual courtroom and Trial experience.

[@MattyB303]

Him getting “meritorious” confused with “moratorium” made me laugh 🤣

[@nataliemscrzysxycoolharris]

I can’t 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@greathornedowl3644]

🤔Did you say Metimucil Denfense, like when you have gastrointestinal issues

[@hoapres]

Meritorious, Moratorium, Marijuana, Methamphetamine, It's all the same.

[@Tread1775]

@@greathornedowl3644 That would be IBS, and yes he’s bleeding inside. 😂

[@michaelfowler5760]

The judge should have spelled it for him.

[@srednivashtar4762]

Court Cam is the best of these. I truly appreciate the absence of interrupting commentary from the host. I like listening to the proceedings without someone treating the audience like they just fell off a cabbage truck yesterday.

[@akitas8165]

Very true. Some content people on KZbin feel the need to insert themselves into everything they put up.

[@Greg-z3b]

He got a call from his daughter the night before, but could not call the court the next day because his phone was broken.

[@Greg-z3b]

I commented too fast! The attorney points this out later. 🤐

[@abby7038]

@@Greg-z3blol- I was just about to comment this too - I’m glad the attorney catches it. 🤣

[@lindadeeds5326]

Excellent pick-up!

[@greenbean9353]

Greg still that was a good point! You caught it right away!

[@Mustang78-w2t]

We comment in real time. No worries. Good catch 😎

[@valeriejohnson5283]

Thank you, Judge Simpson for ending this guys diatribe and excuses. My head was starting to hurt just listening to him.

[@artistjoh]

Oh, the poor guy. He rode his bicycle 15 miles and the dog still ate both his phone and homework. And then the judge wouldn't permit his attempt at emotional manipulation via a photograph of his daughter. Not fair that the judge expects him to follow the law, and oh, the absurdity of expecting him to turn up to his own trial. The dog is against him. Even looking up the dictionary is against him. The judge's mustache is against him, and most especially, reality is against him.

[@genevawhite3178]

Great summary.

[@Van_the_Wanderer]

And when the mustache is against you, you know it time to pack it in.

[@PeterSmith-b2e]

Don't forget Mr Allen is against him!

[@Mermare]

Thank goodness a jury doesn't have to sit through listening to this insufferable jerk.

[@johncspine2787]

I don’t know..although I voluntarily clicked on this, I somehow want to inflict this punishment on others..maybe misery loves company..

[@316LVM]

This guy is more than a few fries short of a Happy Meal. Somewhere in his formative years he has learned that if he whines and whines and plays the victim, he'll get his way. Judge Simpson just gave him a dose of reality.

[@chikushodiz91]

Cuddle your kid this what you get

[@loiskampp5105]

Right you are. This guy's way of dealing with conflict is the work of a lifetime. He's never going to take responsibility for his thousands and thousands of inadequacies and shortcomings.

[@chenhali3234]

Mr Allen is soooooo over this guy.

[@hoapres]

Ms. Dornbush's argument is probably the best takedown of a tenant that has ever been put on KZbin.

[@foxglovepearls]

She nailed it! He lives by his own rules and ignores all others. He’s obviously a nightmare tenant.

[@tkenglander6226]

Don't accuse her of something she didn't do or say because her gloves come off, wow!!

[@jaykay1053]

She even caught his slip-up about his daughter phoning him and then him claiming to have no phone! Keen!

[@ichaukan]

Homeboy is like a stereotypical cartoon of a bumbling incompetent litigant, right down to the haircut. It's kind of remarkable.

[@scottw5879]

This guy has probably gone thru his whole life not following rules, being argumentive and playing the blame game. Can't imagine what his family, previous friends and employers had to deal with....

[@richardclaus4751]

You WANTED a trial. They set a trial date. YOU failed to show up. YOU LOSE.

[@queno803]

GOOD DAY SIR!!! 😅 I said GOOD DAY!!! 😂

[@PeterSmith-b2e]

You get NOTHING!

[@neverdive1059]

If he liked the comments from the last video, he’s really going to love this one.

[@francesfinney8188]

😂😂😂

[@HaZardousLP]

"...my daughter called me with an emergency..." Why didn't you call or notify the court? "I dropped my phone and it broke, I couldn't call anyone" Everything this guy said was all "woe me, I don't know what I'm doing" and nothing to do with trying to defend himself when he was GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO SO

[@jman6109]

Atty Rachel is a freaking BOSS! Epic smack down!!

[@surpriseandterror9698]

Googling the word "meritorious" in his phone as the judge's patience burns out like the Mission Impossible fuse has to be an all timer moment.

[@dakotariverwind1017]

And instead googles the word "moratorium" and says "Oh, it's like what happened with Covid".

[@slackerZ1]

"well failures to appear happen." No dude you just didnt come to court.

[@johncspine2787]

“Well, see, I tried to get out of bed that morning and the sheets were really tight, it took a while to extricate myself, then there was all this personal hygiene stuff I couldn’t get to because I was already starting to be late and then I had to feed the dog but I was out of dog food and I had to make some rice and chicken but then I didn’t have any rice or chicken so I had to get my outside pants on and tie my shoes but then my lace broke and I couldn’t find anything to use so I had to look for my older pair of shoes and they were under some heavy things and I finally found them and got them tied but then I realized the dog wasn’t breathing and probably died several days before so then I was so upset I didn’t know what to do but then I realized I didn’t have to go to the store but I was hungry so I realized that I would have to go to the store but my bicycle tires were low and my pump stem was bent and would get really hot when I tried to inflate them and can you spell meritorious for me???

[@amicaaranearum]

I wish I could like that more than once!

[@Tread1775]

Just about sums up his personality.

[@AuntCathyPooh]

😂😂😂😂

[@dakotariverwind1017]

Perfect! Thanks for the laugh. I needed that today!

[@chenhali3234]

Om OMG!! I LAUGHED so hard by your comment I cried😂

[@sbpugs]

If he doesn't have the money for an Uber, how is he going to pay rent even if he's not evicted? Does he think the Judge is going to let him live there for free?

[@greathornedowl3644]

😭But I wasn't planning on moving, I have nowhere to go. WHEN has that argument ever stood up.

[@nataliemscrzysxycoolharris]

He asked the girls up front 🤨.

[@MarisuSedai]

I knew this guy would be a real treat after that 🙄

[@PrincessLolly1]

Hmmm, maybe don’t disrespect court staff right off the bat, just sayin’.

[@t_ylr]

The kinda guy who just can't figure out why ppl don't like him lol

[@nataliemscrzysxycoolharris]

@ Absolutely

[@ChocoBunny355]

He had every excuse under the sun, except the dog, who's currently on a tie out, ate his homework.

[@latebloomer7191]

This man is the master of excuses. He's passively abusive.

[@doreendaykin6693]

Completely true! Well said.

[@chantillyviolin]

I can't say that I have ever Seen Judge Simpson bare his teeth, but I LIKE IT!

[@andrelevesque2405]

One more insufferable passive-aggressive ‘Perry Mason’ who just doesn’t get it and most surely will never do.

[@latebloomer7191]

Judge Simpson is awesome

[@0Ghostie0]

I like how he’s arguing against his own decision to defend himself. I also like when his brain starts misfiring when he can’t think of a better lie at the end.

[@DM-wj8br]

This guy can't finish a sentence to save his life.

[@greathornedowl3644]

When you have 1,000 thoughts (none useful) but only one mouth

[@JiveDadson]

In the US, that makes him presidential material.

[@MarisuSedai]

Judge: “Do you have a meritorious defense?” Defendant: “Sir, I can’t even spell it.”

[@thecutter1983]

This is so painful to watch!

[@Pyle81]

So I've watched all the Court proceedings with this "Goober" And ANYONE can see why this landlord wants him OUT. This guy is just insufferable.

[@leofredette19]

You decided to be your own lawyer & you failed to show up for trial. You can't come back weeks/months later and claim you want a " do over ". This is not a golf game. The Landlord's Lawyer chopped him off at the knees.

[@gman98290]

There seem to be no shortage of people making a career out of milking the system, and when the milk dries up, they end up here.

[@mburns1679]

Judges suffer PTSD too.

[@misswildlife7905]

not this one..he is doing just fine.

[@Pyle81]

WOW. I haven't seen Judge Simpson that MAD in THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS of cases.

[@Gauge-j6z]

Then you haven't watched enough of them over the past few months he seems more short tempered.

[@lindadeeds5326]

He was personally insulted because he always tries to be fair, and the defendant kept saying that he wasn’t.

[@MickeyMousePark]

are buses not available in this city??? i have heard others having trouble with transportation in this court

[@navyhmc8302]

When his first action is to attempt to sway the court with a picture of his daughter, I knew this was going to be a doozy of a case. I lost count after 11 attempts to pull the victim card. This gentleman is a stunning example of Dunning-Krueger syndrome meets the reality of Judge Simpsons court. I saw shades of Perry Mason, Matlock and Law and Order in his oral arguments.... And then, "Mr. Allen!" happens.

[@emkill2018]

What in the Frank Gallagher. Wow.

[@dogmom4710]

The name didn’t immediately click but when it did…oh absolutely. Without a doubt frank gallagher 😂😂😂😂

[@emkill2018]

@ right?! Lol

[@ancho-31337]

I'm sure that this guy is not at all tiring to deal with on a day to day basis

[@kneel1]

yeah apparently the management and neighbors all attested to this

[@heidiheaux7007]

This is why I’ll never be a landlord again. It’s the luck of the draw. You can get sweet tenants who pay their rent and don’t cause any problems, or you could get people like THIS that are insufferable and just won’t leave your property and GO AWAY!!

[@richardclaus4751]

Judge is really, really biting his tongue.

[@stellafuller4378]

This man is completely inarticulate

[@rayne1213]

The only excurse he hasn't used is "and my dog died."

[@nanaingallswilder7363]

His dog was stung by a bee.

[@AuntCathyPooh]

​@@nanaingallswilder7363🎯😂🎯😂

[@onegathers]

You just know that this jerk's residence is surrounded by a sea of 'For Sale' signs.

[@-Jethro-]

“Moratoriumous” defense. 😂

[@AuntCathyPooh]

😂😂😂😂

[@mon10arch]

Rachel is usually the sweetest person in the court, but you can tell she is so done with this POS and comes out swinging. She absolutely destroyed this lying idiot!

[@iamReddington]

Rachel gives off dommy vibes during this ngl.

[@amicaaranearum]

“Stop! He’s already dead!”

[@jeffhampton7405]

This guy’s “poor me” routine is infuriating.

[@wadesworld6250]

"Failure to appear. Yeah that happens." Uh, no dude. In court it does not happen - not without consequences.

[@annettero4437]

He's giving Toby from The Office vibes, lol! 😂

[@morticia981]

😂😂😂😂

[@jaykay1053]

I’d hire her!

[@NormaDeering]

And the dog ate his homework….obnoxious little runt

[@wateraries23]

Could you imagine reading a book written by this guy? One long paragraph with no plot and punctuation thrown everywhere.

[@amicaaranearum]

“A Series of Unfortunate Events”

[@marshaloneagle4646]

His story that his daughter called him the night before court . . . but he couldn't contact the court because his phone had been broken for a week or more. . .

[@brendacollins1240]

Ooh I missed that 😂

[@catloverx8]

When Judge Simpson gets on your ass, he leaves scorch marks!! You got to be pretty obnoxious for him to do that

[@scottbuck8813]

This goofball has a conversation going on in his head that no one else could understand

[@hoapres]

You can't fix supid but you can cuff it.

[@amelias.2509]

😅😅😅

[@kneel1]

gasp I am so shocked such an intelligent man would be unemployed, broke, no transportation, not paying rent, no phone, etc yet he is in his 50s and has nothing but excuses for everything. The type of person who COULD ACTUALLY represent themself, would NEVER represent themselves.

[@hma237]

This is civil so he has no right to counsel; many people facing eviction couldn't begin to afford a lawyer, so I guess they have to go pro se. He said he tried to get legal aid but couldn't get any.

[@kneel1]

@@hma237 yeah he says lots of stuff that was nonsense. Legal aid is there, exists, and certainly could have helped. He would have refused because he is clearly just argumentative and hardheaded

[@DavePaint]

I'm guessing when he was at school 'the dog ate his homework' on various occasions

[@bobbybernaldes3137]

That's the wrong way to come at this judge

[@hoapres]

After the eviction, the mobile home park was partying like its 1999.

[@kendavid4386]

THIS GUY IS WEARING ME OUT,BUT I CONTINUE TO WATCH BECAUSE I'M ENTERTAINED BY HIS WINING LIKE A LITTLE BOY.

[@bethewalt7385]

*whining

[@empirelady13]

Fabulous case!!!! Ms Dornbush was amazing!!!! She knows her sh**. Tyvm

[@mikegallegos7]

Lol😅 prosecution walked all over defendant and she didn't even need stelletto heels ...😅

[@rockerboyrage1609]

I almost feel bad for this guy. He's completely clueless and lost.

[@greathornedowl3644]

🤦‍♂Wow, what a SAD SACK of a human being. If an animal showed this type of confusion they'd put it down 🤣He didn't defend any of the issues raised, but he was able to talk about everything else but still is not being heard

[@srednivashtar4762]

I watch these, and every time, I thank all the gods that may be that we never had to deal with eviction when we rented out our place years ago. The worst that ever happened was having to replace part of the roof because the tenant never notified us that it was leaking into his bedroom. Costly? Yeah. But the stuff I see on YT tells me we were lucky for 20 years, and three different sets of tenants.

[@blairregenwetter4328]

I've always heard Judge Simpson say that if someone represents themselves in his court, he would treat them as if they were a lawyer and expect them to know what they are doing in his court... man, did this guy not get that memo

[@srednivashtar4762]

What a day when I awake and see the camera focusing on Mr. Allen. Ooof! What a beautiful vision.

[@amelias.2509]

Its irrelevant but is that man wearing a leisure suit? Just adds to his annoying demeanor.

[@MickeyMousePark]

maybe his nickname is Larry .. joke only works for people that remember the game from 1987 by Sierra

[@srednivashtar4762]

Rachel Dornbush’s attempts to look absolutely non-reactive to this man’s “shenanigans” are priceless. And who outside of the Antarctic doesn’t have ANY access to a phone for 5 days. “purgatory”, c’mon. On another note, it is difficult to hear people when the sound of paper shuffling overrides the sounds of people’s voices. But it is what it is until someone moves the judge’s mic.

[@hoapres]

Who does Judge Simpson call to stop this insanity? Mr. Allen

[@jeanchavez2952]

He missed his own trial?

[@writerjulie]

Ms. Dornbush is giving a Rachel McDuffie quality takedown here.

[@frankhayward7134]

No No come back! You should have to stay too😢

[@2FUNNYMIKE]

Reminds me of jerry lundergaard from Fargo.

[@doreendaykin6693]

Oh my…I see that now that you pointed it out!

[@PrincessLolly1]

It’s the hair

[@JiveDadson]

Ah, yah!

[@kittyhawk9707]

He actually should have presented his Dog to represent his case ... would have made more sense and would have probably won ..hahahahahaha

[@KPuddin]

so..the neighbors car broke down and it is still broke down in the driveway.... after saying he was brought there by the guy lol

[@dkoch2]

"A meritorious defense is a legal argument that a defendant uses to show that the plaintiff or prosecutor's case is invalid. It's a defense that focuses on the core of a case, rather than technical or dilatory objections. A meritorious defense is likely to succeed or has already succeeded. "

[@willdazey7368]

"Meritorious Argument". Notice that it contains the word "Merit". Make an argument why the plaintiff's whole side has no merit.

[@michaelpendley]

Excuse after excuse, and a pity party. He needs an attorney. Hes just wasting time

[@donutarmageddon7975]

"I know I missed the trial." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 If I didn't know this court is in Michigan I'd swear this is the guy I keep getting stuck behind in the Kroger checkout. I don't know why but something about him gives me trash panda vibes.

[@AuntCathyPooh]

😂😂

[@MickeyMousePark]

this steak should cost 99 cents i dropped my glasses and they broke while i was reading the price and thought the price said 88 cents so why are charging me 15 dollars

[@terrybutler6433]

He's so painful He's all over the place WOW!!!

[@willdazey7368]

I love the argument "All this legal stuff is hard! These plaintiffs have big fancy lawyers and I'm just me, alone." Sir, you can't argue ineffective assistance of counsel when you are representing yourself -_-

[@AuntCathyPooh]

😂😂

[@cled3600]

I haven't seen any of this guy's previous appearances, but he is the best example of why you should always get a lawyer that I have ever seen.

[@navyhmc8302]

Never has the old adage “The man who represents himself has a fool for a client.” been so incredibly exemplified. In this case, I was thinking "Abe Lincoln was an eternal optimist when he said that!"

[@Crash88]

I like Miss Dornbush, she's very fair with tenants with helping them getting extra time from the Landlords who she works for. She's also a bulldog proven here when she took notes all thru his speaking and ripped his arguments to shreds.

[@iis3v3nii]

She could rip me apart anytime

[@Ronin4614]

Poor little me, who makes excuses for having excuses about excuses.

[@elainebriant5415]

I think the jacket is Naugahyde

[@MrArgus11111]

This is an act. He's playing a doddering old fool that is good-naturedly wasting everyone's time in order to get them to, out of a mix of exasperation and sympathy, give him what he wants. I think Mr. Magoo here has been at this act for a long, long time. He's pretty good at it.

[@bethewalt7385]

This is no act, he's the nightmare neighbor from hell, he's diabolical but not bright.... 😢

[@PrincessLolly1]

Intellect isn’t there, he doesn’t hear well, and he’s not logical or truthful. This guy’s future looks painful.

[@valeriej7720]

But if he’d done what he was supposed to do or NOT do in the FIRST place, he wouldn’t be facing eviction!

[@13madi]

The victim mentality is crippling

[@triplepalletjack]

Pay them. Get out. Not rocket science.

[@mikegallegos7]

Defendant has nothing of merit or good cause or good sense and has a nice nice voice but unfortunately cannot hear himself nor anyone else.😮

[@mr.waldodebaldo3208]

40:23 fixed income means disability or SSI or something He could work as a telemarketer with how he talks 41:01 he lies about court case He is on something, 41:24 it’s not his house He stopped paying rent and just like other entitled people like him who think the world owes him and it’s all about him It’s not his house It’s all a lie This guy come on

[@misswildlife7905]

Although long, this was a very good video..both Miss Dornbush & the Judge were great!!

[@brianstewart6657]

This guy is pathetic.

[@Tread1775]

Poor me defense. Betting he’s fun at parties. 😂

[@SallySallySallySally]

While there's no doubt that this guy is wrong and very annoying, I still take no pleasure in watching anyone flailing while trying to keep their home. In other words, I feel sorry for the guy. He could have avoided all of this but decided to do the wrong things and dug a big hole for himself unnecessarily.

[@kendavid4386]

EXCUSES ARE A SIGN OF A WEAK MAN.

[@katieface86]

I’m only 15 minutes into the video and this is painful!

[@hoapres]

Abandoned by Legal Aid says it all.

[@frankhayward7134]

His moratorium defense is his ignorance and warped sense of reality.