[MM4A] Yandere Bodyguards Share You ft.

You've recently hired two bodyguards in order to protect you! They seem very devoted to their job, at least. Or maybe they're just devoted to you? Their dorkiness can be charming, but might betray their deeper obsession.
Huge thanks to ‪@yancon2862‬ for writing as well as performing this script with me! Check out his channel where he performs many of his own scripts:
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[@yancon2862]

Great work on the collab, Jupiter! Thanks for having me. :)

[@JupiterVA]

Always a pleasure to work with you, Yan Con! 😊

[@vivianv4532]

You both did great!

[@hiimhawks]

At this point Yancon and Jupiter are the iconic asmr collaboration duo

[@florencenalukwago8922]

@@softlofi_ omg for real bros

[@softlofi_]

@@florencenalukwago8922 they are not brothers they are just like bff's

[@softlofi_]

@@florencenalukwago8922 wait... now that i looked it up to find about it, i might be wrong....

[@flowerrr3019]

IKRR-

[@Vanniemarsh69]

*Yandere bodyguards share you* Atleast they don't fight each other to death for listener

[@jelly-average-gatcha2183]

Ya 😅

[@VentureVA]

Excellent slogans. Not sus at all. You're hired! Professionally 😂

[@yancon2862]

Thank you, I appreciate it. Professionally!

[@Yes-fn7xx]

Jupiter: "We get it" Yan: ..."We do?-" 😭😭

[@ravenfinch-alexander1238]

That had me laughing so hard

[@lilc_drawsstuff2]

We stan Yan con and Jupiter collabs. One of the best collab duos

[@Sumerugeniusenjoyer]

These guys' intuition are so sharp they can be a psychic.

[@Diamond1234]

Me during this whole audio: (Wheezing at every line) Suuure, totally not creeps and definitely don't have a criminal record that they didn't pay off. Totally professional.

[@vickieflower5293]

Me, too!

[@lisab214]

Same! Normally I act along but I just couldn't hold it 😆

[@elphieofkiamoko]

The heart-shaped tracker killed me, oh my gosh. Boys, please, this is terrifying.

[@JuniperJusticeASMR]

Sounds like everything I want. Professionally speaking, of course.

[@gothiccrow8574]

The entire time was me just saying “mhmmm” “w h a t ?” “It’s okay take your time-“ 💀💀💀

[@MochiFowl_4412]

Jupiter: You were willing to hire us despite the stalking allegations Me: *Wait what -*

[@florencenalukwago8922]

Stalking allegations

[@CBoboDy_MneniRm]

Despite? I hired you Because of this 😏

[@gayvagina7353]

Dude they are so obvious I think it’s great, so goofy, nice

[@billcipher_natchosans]

IT'S SO FUNNY LMAO-

[@curtisnelsoncrazy_gamer_1086]

Video: not like u will be kidnapped Me: because we've already been kidnapped by hiring you two

[@pokemanikangie]

Jupiter: which is why we need to put this tracker in you. Me: oh how smart a trac- wait why in me?

[@kai7347]

youtube : jupi- me : *agresively clicks* me after a second : OH ITS A COLLAB

[@terrifiedpossum2335]

i love the energy these two have together, they always make great content

[@Autistic.Rat-Kid]

I like your profile picture

[@terrifiedpossum2335]

@@Autistic.Rat-Kid thank you, it’s from a simpler time, when I could just SCREAM without fear of being listened to by the birds

[@axelgonzales1138]

Jupiter: the place has got scented candles Me: does it have books? That's the perfect duo :D

[@luraydarlaiy1120]

Well, these are the coziest stalkers ..

[@uncreativeusername4181]

Yandere: theatres are hard to secure Me: okay. So pirate movies or Netflix Yandere: so you should come over to our place Me:

[@stellarshakes]

"This soap smells great because it smells like you. EUCALYPTUS! 😅" That one got me 😂😂😂

[@thesimpforgirlsss7732]

Me: *lose brain cells from these guards*

[@thesimpforgirlsss7732]

Thats why i am clueless 😂

[@kaedehara2353]

The dialogue between you two was great!

[@PeanutbutterHobgoblin]

I just randomly found this video, I love it. Both of them give off Yandere vibes, just two different Yandere vibes. And this made me laugh a lot.

[@rebeccagross9501]

Lots of Red Flags. I would be catching on but not letting them know.

[@ray_luce]

They give off the vibe “killing is my least favorite thing to do”

[@kaisapaisa9331]

Part 2 pls🖤

[@crumblemuffin1257]

The day Jupiter or Yancon collab with someone else the matrix is going to glitch

[@resisilobus3191]

Sorry good chap but what in blazes is you pfp from

[@Copiumly]

The only reason I would hire a bodyguard is because my brothers are my own bodyguard so if I go out I just go out with my new bodyguard and just leave them I can finally be alone for once

[@gayvagina7353]

I like these too goof balls, feels like 2 kids lmao, the romance is awkward and weird, but the rest of it is funny, really does feel like 2 kids

[@yn5868]

"You two are gonna be great bodyguards, I just know it!" "Thanks boss! We love... The appreciation! We love the appreciation!" "I bet your get along great with the mercenary I hired :D" "Wait what" "Yea! There so cool! I heard that they can shoot a bullet from a mile away without looking!" "Well that's... nice boss but-" "And I heard they are able to sense the most well conceived lies in existence instantly!" *sweating profusely* "Wow... he he.. he, um maybe we should get going-" "AND, I heard once they lock on to a target, they will torment there victims until they on the verge of insanity, leave them alone for awhile, and once they feel safe..... BLAM!!! Then they paint the word "got'cha" on the wall with there own blood!!" "OKAY!!! so, uh, where is this person... so we can... make sure there safe to be around...?" "Oh that's easy!!!" *pulls out minigun* "Right in front of you =)"

[@wendy6496]

My favorite duo! :D

[@Autistic.Rat-Kid]

I like your profile picture

[@wendy6496]

@@Autistic.Rat-Kid thank you! :D

[@ussa1115]

I love the collaboration on these videos!

[@CBoboDy_MneniRm]

Мне нравится твой аватар, Товарищ! 😂👍

[@L0v3.Sick.]

THIS IS THE BEST DUO I HAVE EVER HEARD SO FAR

[@ethnekerickson]

I literally died at “European Cooking shows!” Like I am dead 🤣🤣

[@FBI-xf8tm]

*1,000th like only because you're very good at this*

[@Lion_zzz-555]

I would totally hire a bunch of creeps. EUROPEAN COOKING SHOWS 🤣 Oh my.. My lemonade It's broken... 😭 OMG I LOVE THIS AUDIO I THINK IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE

[@yandereconnoisseur]

YOUUUUUUUYYROPEAN COOKING SHOWS I CAN'T-

[@Rand0mTh0ught]

how are we THIS clueless! XD

[@Depresso_Pun96]

You guys should do more collabs. I always feel so needed listening to you guys. Keep up the great work! 😃😁

[@buggy8188]

Why is pouty yan con so cute?

[@cucumber7199]

Cucumber Approved 🥒

[@stony1180]

If you dont know what [Adorkable] is its between a dork and adorable

[@alissaoldham7128]

I've always loved this idea of yandere bodyguards thank you all so much🙂

[@Username-nullified]

Tell me why “professionally” has “no homo tho” energy

[@daydreamerbell]

My favorite duo is back!💛 I'll love both of yours contents till the day I die, but there is simply something about your collaborations that is just on a whole another level❤

[@jietae]

Bruh i'm pretty early right now in too many minutes it premieres also super excited ♡

[@trickybunnytail69]

This is so much fun! 🤣

[@stony1180]

You’re profile 😅😂😂

[@charismagallegos3359]

Hi I was wondering if we can do part two of Yandere dragon? I love it 🥰

[@JupiterVA]

That's up to Yan Con if he wants to write a sequel

[@little.miss.teacup]

This isn’t just a Freudian slip this is a whole slip n slide

[@LyptonT]

Whoop! :O There they are, Ladies and Gentlemen! The Best Duo Is Finally Here!!! >:OOO

[@wspitsaddisone2213]

Omg I’m so excited ❤️

[@princessdazey4207]

I love these two! 💖 so adorable and I always love a collab with Yan Con & Jupiter! 😊 y’all are fantastic!! Now do these two have a business card? I have the sudden need for extra security 🤔

[@falinswife]

Clean saves 💀

[@animelover8341]

Now these is the type of bodyguards I wanna have

[@jenessapayan4791]

Amazing as always!!!

[@minyoongi2662]

Another collab 👀🔥

[@BowbOw344]

I'm just sitting in my room after crying about stubbing my toe while eating mochi and listening to this lmao

[@roisecassie]

I can't wait😆🔥❤

[@diamondprincess423]

The ultimate duo asmr Yan Con JupiterVA.

[@wspitsaddisone2213]

This was better than I expected omg..

[@harleymeunier8545]

Jupiter:that's OK we get it Yan con:we do?

[@Emlo__]

I don't wanna be that person but.. part 2?? Sorry but this has gotta be my favorite one in the collaborations that u guys keep doing.🙏❤🤌

[@samanthawehrmeister421]

You had me at scented candles

[@Cookiemunch-if9ql]

I can just imagine that listener is extremely dense and has absolutely no clue that these two people like them

[@AoyagiToyaVBS]

I LAUGHED SO MUCH THROUGH THIS...yan being an absolute idiot is so funny😭

[@femboy4]

Oh this is gunna be great

[@pennydandelion6139]

Oh my god this awkward excited puppy

[@dragonbat9634]

this has me in stitches

[@florencenalukwago8922]

Omg it's so funny

[@bluesquare6786]

Blue square approves!

[@softlofi_]

This my fav collab😖💕💐

[@Jbird728]

lmfao hardest I've laughed listening to an asmr

[@evolilps9934]

I laughed my ass off the whole time omfg

[@rockbellxii8845]

A part of me wishes for a yandere boy like these two in my life, but the other part of me doesn’t want to be locked inside 24/7! 😅

[@katsukibakugo5835]

I shall wait right here 🧍‍♂️

[@bryanrock105]

“That’s too bad, but we get it” “We do???”

[@Xzikikii]

I missed the premier..

[@JupiterVA]

No worries, thanks for being here when you get here ❤

[@lordflower2185]

Hi, I AM a versión of Catarina Klaes it's Nice to meet You. This is the only reason why I think we are si oblivious

[@scarasmash]

[@kevinakaclown]

Chefs kiss 🤌🏻

[@chaeryeongwife]

i just love it

[@Sara-st4iz]

NOT THE SOAP

[@pennydandelion6139]

youEUROPEAN COOKING SHOWS LMAO

[@jordanthayer1811]

My phone password is actually my birthday. I'm a bit scared now

[@rebekahsimpson9184]

When they said they were searching my phone I got very concerned 😅

[@Forget.me.not-sprouts]

Supposed to protect them. **is the problem**

[@royalrayzz9135]

My phone has nothing but photos of big man from splatoon 3 so this was realistic

[@foxnb358]

Dream duo! X3 🖤🖤🖤

[@diamondprincess423]

the "most" loyal bodyguards well they will be loyal interprit that anyway.

[@Bennys_team]

7:16 okay just let me delete my search history real quick

[@wenofu477]

Im gonna start saying professionally after i say anything sus

[@Mary-524]

Please part 2

[@The_hot_blue_fire_guy]

Something is really sus about those two! 🤔🤔🤔 It might just be me but I think there’s a imposter on the loose…or would that be two imposters?🤔🤔

[@ByxxTheDairne]

"it smell like youucaliptice! ucaliptice" LMAO- 🤣

[@ByxxTheDairne]

Bro- these guys be so nonchalant I'm dead-

[@charlene1536]

Lol this was great.

[@kellytheonlyone]

"there goes that soap" 😮

[@Mikha-df9br]

EARLY YALL

[@snickers5814]

There needs to be a part 2

[@diamondprincess423]

me: I like this soup it smells like u Crush: wha- Me: Eucalyptus!! Crush: SUS GAY AF Me: Hmm nope just in denial In denial on how u smell so good no how Eucalyptus smell good I N/N them U as the letter.