Elf: Tries to hypnotize me Me,who can get really distracted way too quickly: Weakness disgusts me
@orangeismyfavoritecolor3 жыл бұрын
Same hahah
@fangirltmurphy99983 жыл бұрын
HAHAA!!! 😂 my gold fish brain works
@englishmuffin72 жыл бұрын
Like literally can't just relax and go to sleep while listening to comment that I relate, that's how my attention span really be like 😭
@janedoeYT2 жыл бұрын
omg meee
@mrblaze59923 жыл бұрын
Elf: I see that it is difficult for you to relax. Me: I Like your funny words magic man.
@4amstorm2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Iliterallyhavenolife2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@kai73473 жыл бұрын
He really played the " uno reverse card" on us HAHAHAH
@minatepes51523 жыл бұрын
🎵oh girl it's YOOOOOOUUUUUU!~🎵
@princekatsudon56172 жыл бұрын
🎶THAT I LAY WITH🎶
@_.livia._2 жыл бұрын
🎶AS THE EARTH🎶
@MoniBunn2 жыл бұрын
🎶Get's destroyed~ by not the real lyrics~ 🎶
@skywantssleeps6853 жыл бұрын
"follow my finger down down the lines on your palm, further and further down...down...down...down" Me and my tiny ass baby hands: HoW fAr DoWn ArE yOu GoIn My DuDe???
@Mo-The-Writer3 жыл бұрын
"You're someone who can find it difficult to relax-" Excuse me sir, I don't appreciate you stalking me!
@littlemissperfect57392 жыл бұрын
They stalk us all or we’re all the same 😐😂
@MythicSushi3 жыл бұрын
"Look into my eyes." I mean, I'm looking respectfully 👀
@ArcticMoon19822 жыл бұрын
I’m looking disrespectfully…
@elphieofkiamoko3 жыл бұрын
Him: I hope you're not ticklish. Me, who is definitely ticklish and already twitching just from the threat: Oh no;;;;
@serenitymorris35072 жыл бұрын
Same lmfao
@englishmuffin72 жыл бұрын
And yet I'm the one who does it to everyone else xD i dunno why i don't like it but i also don't know why i love doing it to family and friends
@squirrelle3 жыл бұрын
That... That sounds an awful lot like he infiltrated our camp and made us, the general, his obedient puppy to do his will when he comes back. With friends. Is this a ploy for us to be invaded by elves?!? Maybe I'm overreaching. Maybe not Will there be a part 2 , maybe? Erm... Anyway... Great audio!
@JupiterVA3 жыл бұрын
If the writer, Dibokucres, decides to create a sequel then I will fill it!
@asheronscall12343 жыл бұрын
Yup, that's exactly what's going on! I'm very happy to see your comment! I did write a sequel of sorts, but it's with a different listener character. I'll see about posting it too.
@AmandaSoonToBe2 жыл бұрын
@@asheronscall1234 your scripts are god teir
@asheronscall12342 жыл бұрын
@@AmandaSoonToBe 😊😊😊Thank you so much! It's really, really nice to be appreciated! I'm very glad you enjoy them! Thank you!!
@AmandaSoonToBe2 жыл бұрын
@@asheronscall1234 of course! Definitely one of the best hypnosis ones Ive heard! I love how unique it is and it really helps the listener focus! Will continue to be on the look out for your scripts!
@cucumber71993 жыл бұрын
Cucumber Approved
@HO-nn3pw2 жыл бұрын
This is honestly a better sleep aid than most of the “sleep hypnosis” videos I’ve tried - I don’t even make it past the five minute mark, it’s brilliant
@etcetera19952 жыл бұрын
I've listened to quite a handful that, ironically, were too *boring* to lull me lol But something like this has a hook.
@sm0llqueen2893 жыл бұрын
Him:look me in the eyes my ADHD:id rathet not
@englishmuffin72 жыл бұрын
Too busy wondering if he can stab me with those ears...
@dr.freshmemes36963 жыл бұрын
I am simply easily convinced by cute boys, no need for hypnosis On a side note once I succed my wisdom save I'm ordering all my men to leave and challenge him to single combat when he pulls up with an army. Say something cheesy like "You still owe me a date good sir."
@terrifiedpossum23353 жыл бұрын
BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I WOULD TRUST A FAE
@JackAfton.3 жыл бұрын
That was crazy! I actually lost time a few minutes there, like I managed to fall asleep just at the right times before waking up to the snap or bang. I've never been truly hypnotised like that before, I'll definitely be revisiting this audio!
@alliesolverson77913 жыл бұрын
Elf: Look. At. Me My Stubborn Butt: No Elf: Look at me Me: Subtly Flips Off*
@HaloCookie_3 жыл бұрын
This elf boi really just pulled a "No u" on us-- 🤣🤣 wow.... Getting a general to relax is a heckin talent- he's too clever 😂 Hope you have a great day/night Have a cookie 🍪❤️
@freesiaangel88hoeppner753 жыл бұрын
Very calming thank you Jupiter
@Joisnum1farter3 жыл бұрын
Jupiter?
@__ren_._2 жыл бұрын
How come he name his channel Jupiter but why is there a planet called Jupiter????
@devilsdeckofcards2 жыл бұрын
Lol ‘I break into your domain and u send me to jail? So rude’
@Zane252562 жыл бұрын
Me thinking about how far down he’s going with the finger palm thing “sir how long are my palms “ was my first thought
@dmanew3 жыл бұрын
As soon as I was called "General" i immediately had to ask, "Why did they make a sub a general?"
@fangirltmurphy99983 жыл бұрын
The old one died and he likes us too much 😂
@etcetera19952 жыл бұрын
More like the general didn't know they were a sub until now- people in positions of power sometimes turn out to be submissive in bed because it allows them to relax and let go of the stress of high pressure jobs. ... Also I dunno about YOUR life experiences but no job I've ever had has cared about my sexual preferences, much less made decisions based on them. Everyone knows that sort of thing is private and can't be judged at a glance lol
@JasonDeanJDForShort Жыл бұрын
He Really Said “Don’t Let Them Know Your Next Move.” 😂
@hollybedford37202 жыл бұрын
Elf: The trees are enormous, they block out the sun Me: Can I live there, the sun is way too hot and I’m not really a fan of it, I’m a big of a pessimist Anyway great audio Jupiter and great script u/ Dibokucres. 😊😊
@sleepingbeauty109183 жыл бұрын
HELP THIS MADE ME FALL ASLEEP AND I WASNT ABLE TO STUDY FOR LIKE 3 EXAMS I HAVE TODAY
@JupiterVA3 жыл бұрын
OH GEEZ! I WISH YOU LUCK ON YOUR EXAMS! YOU GOT THIS!
@sleepingbeauty109183 жыл бұрын
@@JupiterVA I ended up getting a 42% on my math, still better than I thought I would do!
@aijin_coffee-addict94533 жыл бұрын
@@sleepingbeauty10918 oof- this asmr has the same effect on me though
@flummicookie9093 жыл бұрын
When he said "and then:" My alarm went off
@Adrian-jr7eb3 жыл бұрын
This was great!! Your voice acting is really great!!
@Anjuly.2 жыл бұрын
god, this is my absulute favourite. i only discovered you today and already watched this twice and went under every time. you'd make a wonderful hypnotist and props to the writer to make a good induction
@asheronscall12342 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much for the kind words! I'm stoked the induction worked for you! -Dibo
@Unknown-mk2wq2 жыл бұрын
Plotwist:we just pretended to be hypnotized because we're simps
@rei-gk7ep3 жыл бұрын
This was such an enjoyable audio!! The hypnotizing was one of the most relaxing asmr experiences I’ve had in a while, where I really felt relaxed to the core. Then the switch to the stern orders really did it for me!! I would love love love to hear more
@squiddo_173 жыл бұрын
Damn. Was about to pass out during this lol. Got really tired and relaxed while you were talking. Very calming 😊
@-That1Ghost-3 жыл бұрын
I had to rewatch this cuz I feel asleep like 3 times, this is amazing.
@daydreamerbell3 жыл бұрын
This art is do frickin cute and adorable❤
@bluesquare67863 жыл бұрын
Blue square approves!
@dmanew3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty used to hypnotic inductions, but the progressive relaxation via "palm reading" is a first for me. It was very well done! Excellent quality stuff, I now have it saved to my "Doze Off" playlist. How did you come up with it? Artistic epiphany? Inspired by something?
@JupiterVA3 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid I cannot take credit for script itself; I am merely the one performing it! The writer for this particular script is u/Dibokucres. You can find it on the ASMR Script Haven subreddit.
@asheronscall12343 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Basically, I wanted turning the tables via trickery, magic and hypnosis. So that brought me to touch magic, and from there to palmistry. Main inspiration was discworld elves (evil elves, with glamour and hypno powers, countered by iron)
@lmermaid11213 жыл бұрын
He just leaves 😳...........what the heck?!
@Username-nullified3 жыл бұрын
Broseph I literally fell asleep listening to this and I had to come back- I see what you did there, clever plot /j
@charizardwhobeat1billionli6822 жыл бұрын
Him: close your eyes and imagine- My anphantasia: haha what
@ren86463 жыл бұрын
THE FACT THAT I JUST WAOUK UP FROm THIs AND MY PHONE IS ON 10% … I DONT FALL ASLEEP THAT EASY-
@Skyyyyyy.luvsu._.3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS ❤️❤️
@anomienormie81262 жыл бұрын
This was awesome! Creative and plot relevant way to fractionate too!
@yurilover3523 жыл бұрын
I kinda want a part 2 now xD
@theactualdexter1353 жыл бұрын
I like being disrespectful so when he’s holding my palm if s l o w l y give him the middle finger while grinning…I’d also be really tickled pull away really quick turning to breathe again lol
@trixsanimations51092 жыл бұрын
The whole time I’m been listening to this my character was making remarks on how they hate their army, ruler, and family for making then join the army and the first place and is only questioning this guy because he was forced to. Let’s just that they should of picked someone different.
@KendrasKornerAudio3 жыл бұрын
I actually about fell asleep!😅 this was really good!
@-sunnysidestudios-15213 жыл бұрын
Wait why did i actually fall asleep and woke up when he said 'awake again?'
@Lily-fd7tm3 жыл бұрын
Elf: just follow my finger Me: ok where it at?
@c4t_v0m1t42 жыл бұрын
Me getting distracted easily; hm yea no good luck
@sukiomidoriya55653 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I'm listening to this while sleep deprived
@oreo_innit_gacha18823 жыл бұрын
im not that late! yesssss :) normally im a year or month or week or days late :( so im very happy
@justalittleguy45073 жыл бұрын
By Sigmar the heretic has field! Gather the witch hunters this elf must be judged for there crimes by sigmars righteous fury! (Nice video.)
@kukuibuss3 жыл бұрын
This is so underrated and so incredible!!!!!
@TheArtsyTuber2 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh that worked far better than i thought it would.
@brandiarmstrong2902 Жыл бұрын
I made it roughly halfway through the description of his homeland before my brain went fuzzy. The last thing I heard was about him holding my hand, and I remember smiling in my sleep, but then my mind went offline. Completely blank. 😌
@ajax86323 жыл бұрын
i love this dude‼‼
@uhno-dp2ut3 жыл бұрын
Oh how the turn tables (please someone tell me they get the reference)
@JupiterVA3 жыл бұрын
Hello, Michael Scott
@uhno-dp2ut3 жыл бұрын
@@JupiterVA 😌
@yuhilikemoney89292 жыл бұрын
Pleaseeee more hypno rp !! I genuinely fell into trance and it helped me relax so much !!
@JupiterVA2 жыл бұрын
There is more on the way 😊
@RaV3xen3 жыл бұрын
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY IN 5 DAYSS :OOO
@HeArtZ4vAmpY3 жыл бұрын
Happy early birthday I'm watching now so apparently it isnt far away now
@RaV3xen3 жыл бұрын
@@HeArtZ4vAmpY 2 more days :D and thank you
@HeArtZ4vAmpY3 жыл бұрын
@@RaV3xen your welcome 😁
@JupiterVA3 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday! ❤
@RaV3xen3 жыл бұрын
@@JupiterVA THANK UUU
@burhhurb38912 жыл бұрын
Hello there general, hey wait a minute I've heard that before somewhere else😳
@lovelyboy-hb2ch3 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel happy
@lemonade-3 жыл бұрын
IM EARLY YEEES
@Thatoneinsaneauthor11 ай бұрын
Me just waiting for him to be like “let me the f**k out of here” Edit 16:38 me who has an obsession with drawing eyes ready to whip out my multiple sketchbooks and arms to show this man my eyeball collection
@personsomehow3 жыл бұрын
im a sussy baka
@sydneysandersdapples Жыл бұрын
From the title of General and role of interrogator, I imagined myself (along the lines of the intimidating quick interrogator, instead of the nice warm-up-to-me interrogator) to be a tall, muscular, intimidating-looking man - and then this elf more than a foot shorter than me, with delicate little features, sweet-talks and seduces me. I thought the contrast looked funny. Like "you can feel my arm around your chest" and I imagine from where we are laying that this guy's fingers barely reach the other side of my chest.
@brandiarmstrong2902 Жыл бұрын
Me (a slave girl): I'll remove your shackles if you remove my collar... 😏 Our little secret? One prisoner to another? 😉
@MyDarlingRosalie3 жыл бұрын
Will there be a part two?
@JupiterVA3 жыл бұрын
If the writer, u/Dibokucres, decides to create a sequel then I will perform it 😊