[M4A] Murderous Vampire is Surprised You are Alive [Broom Closet Vampire] [Part 2] [Cursed Listener]

It's been three days since your brother's best friend killed you. When your brother ducks out of the room for a phone call, the two of you are alone again- and your murderer has some questions.
This audio is a sequel to "Vampire Drains You in a Closet" and can be listened to here: • [M4A] Vampire Drains Y...
Script credit: u/SpeakSoftCarryAStick
Art credit: picrew.me/imag...

[@dusty_telescope]

“With absolutely no consequences” *throws the book at him again*

[@nights_the_nightingale]

Me, with three moms who know martial arts: aight bet >:)

[@aneutralopinion1712]

​@@nights_the_nightingale3 moms! Wow what luck!

[@dr.freshmemes3696]

I mean.... There's nothing stopping us from employing the darksouls method of dieing repeatedly till we can beat him

[@sophierenda9399]

Him: Holy sh!t, you're cursed, aren't you? Me: And you're an @sshole, what's new? Him: Oh man, who'd you piss off to get something this nasty? Me, staring him down: *your mother.* (I'm way too sarcastic to live through these lol. Luckily that isn't a problem for this one)

[@tea_czarownica]

I want to see the vamp go from being smug and thinking he can do anything to realising it’s a mistake to screw with someone who is literally cursed.

[@anawkwardbean165]

Right?! We could essentially become the Deadpool version of a monster hunter, and Uno Reverse this asshole for thinking he’ll get away with this. 😈😏 Did he *really* think we’ve spent our whole life with this curse and not planned counter measures for this? He really did get lucky previously with us just being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

[@Diamond1234]

Ah, we got re:zero'd and can't talk about our version of Return by Death. -With no time travel lol rip- HAHA WE THREW A BOOK AT HIM AND ASKED HIM TO GIVE IT BACK WE'RE SO SASSY- Listener is probably like "yeah so death is meaningless to me so I guess it's nice to have someone I can have in on it lol" What a plot twist, I love it.

[@Star_crossed_nerd]

Him: "and that's when I said...I don't even know your roommate!" Me: "Oh mah gawd, they were roommates-" Amazing audio Planetboi really loved it!! He was pretty hilarious XD thank you for your hard work~

[@TrooperBear82]

# And they were roommates!!! Finding that a bit funny 😄 ish. # just saying 😏 🤷

[@squirrelle]

How many times have we died? And... I really don't see it as all that negative. I am clumsy, dangerously clumsy. I'm certain its just sheer stubbornness that has kept me alive and in one piece at this point. Ngl, I was so happy it didn't end with us just dead in the closet

[@etcetera1995]

Oh yeah, because I'm sure dying is painless just because you bounce back from it eventually.

[@squirrelle]

A lot of things you can survive are also not at all painless. I think, unless it causes permanent damage, I still wouldn't mind too much.

[@etcetera1995]

@@squirrelle Exsanguination doesn't sound like a fun way to go, frankly, especially if it's from a wound like. I don't know. A violent attack might cause. I'm pretty sure your body goes into shock if you lose too much blood among other *pleasant* little side effects.

[@squirrelle]

@@etcetera1995 I realize that. But I think I would still prefer to be able to eventually bounce back rather than just be ended permanently. I'm not saying I would be pleased about dying repeatedly, just that I think I could appreciate that there will still be a tomorrow. A guarantee that I would be able to get back up and see my loved ones, pursue my passions and just exist in the world. I think that it might take a long time and either a lot of deaths or getting into the paws of a particularly sick individual to make me regret the promise of tomorrow. As long as it didn't come at the cost of others, of course.

[@manaalmoosa7977]

And here we are again Waiting on that part 3 now

[@brandonzappanti4330]

Yay! You should do a whole series with this storyline.

[@cucumber7199]

Cucumber Approved ‎‎‎‎‎‎❤

[@solitarelee6200]

I loved this on Patreon and I love this here. I know people always ask for sequels on every video lol but this one is SERIOUSLY creative and really cool. I was genuinely like O__O;;;;;; when I realized what this vampire planned on doing lol. I really hope you consider doing more with this!

[@EmpathNaga]

Yeah, you can kill me again and again but the thing is, babe: I can die over and over. You can only do it once. Think about that.

[@UvaDub]

My head is a mess. Him: Someone must really hate you, babe. Me: what? BABE? *replay* Him: Babe. Me: ... wait, wait, BABE??! *replay* Him: ... Babe. Me: no way- *turns on subtitles and replay* Him: ... b a b e. Me: WOAH WOAH WOAH HEY THERE-

[@burymeatmake.outcreek]

🤰

[@AmandaSoonToBe]

@@burymeatmake.outcreek 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Bean4252]

Idk why but this is so freaking funny to me

[@VVEOOWW]

Sir I’m not even here I’m an hallucination.

[@joshuaconnall4237]

You see buddy, gamers don’t die. They respawn.

[@barsnacker]

I had more ressurections than the people you ate.

[@Kiksheen]

there's a part two!!! yay

[@allu4130]

3:23 *plenty of people*

[@curesnowflake844]

I hope there is another part I really want to know what happens next

[@TrooperBear82]

Liked listening 🎶 To Your content and Channel By The way. # awesome 👌 👏 👍

[@xluvbugzx]

My dog smells like cheese

[@Jemini4228]

Couldn't we just tell our brother that the vamp friend assaulted us? I mean it is true for all intents and purposes.

[@daltonsharp6254]

Hmmmmmm….. Is it just me or shouldn’t they have booby trapped the house or at least gotten themselves armed and ready to kill their murderer?

[@Diamond1234]

I mean, said murderer is the best friend of their brother and since they can't talk about the whole murder thing with their brother, they can't just do that and not make their brother hate them. Well, that and they don't live in the house alone, they are living with at least their brother so unless they want to try their hand at explaining why they Home Alone'd the house for no reason or risk their brother getting killed or injured by their own trap if they don't tell him, that doesn't seem like a good idea. ...Also if they tried that when they are alone it'll be pretty obvious who the murderer is considering you're the only other person in the room with him. That whole "can't tell anyone about your death thing unless they put the pieces together thing" really puts a damper on the revenge thing, ngl. ;w;

[@daltonsharp6254]

@@Diamond1234 Well besides family members hating you their isn't too much consequence. I mean once they do get convicted of murder and put to the death sentence and they find out they can't actually murder them. It might start bringing up some questions which may or may not help them in the future. Like their brother coming and playing 20 questions with them to figure out what has been going on and the life long curse they have. That or they could end up becoming a test subject for the government or something tragic like that. Then depending on if dying from old age is also prevented by the curse could also outlive the place and eventual escape permanently and forever changed and must likely on a mission of revenge against all vampire kind and probably all sentient living beings, becoming a genocidal tyrant who would end up bring most of the races to near eradication. But still better then being drained like an apple juice box. They could also tell their sibling that his friend is a vampire, then possibly proving it depending on your vampire variants weaknesses such as giving them holy water to drink.

[@Moegpie]

Im so invested

[@panda_bear_socks3472]

Please 😭 I need a part 3

[@LyptonT]

Minecraft door! ^q^

[@SirAlex0014]

What about a camera? At the theater even if they couldn't say anything about dying they could have said that the Vampire did something else to them and proved it with the cameras at the theater. Or we could follow the Vampire when he goes to kill someone and call the police because the curse would only stop them from talking about us dying and not anyone else. Please let them kill this vamp! Hes such a monster they need to save their brother from him.(Even if right now he doesn't plan to kill him, he had no problem killing his best friends sister and plans to keep torturing them to)

[@lxmontart9693]

my sarcasm could never take this man srs... AND NOW HES GONNA USE ME? THIS LITTLE SHIT IM GONNA FIGHT HIM, actually maybe not

[@rosaliya7287]

It screams “women saying nothing”

[@davidmurray7336]

I lived b***h