Jurassic Park is Iconic! - Hack The Movies

[@HackTheMovies]

Check out our video where we debate what Jurassic Park sequel is the best! kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJ6ZqYiEYsRrasU

[@StopMotionDryptosaurus]

You should do a video on what is the worst Alien movie.

[@PJOHNSON-xg4ew]

Biosyn is mentioned in the book, but not the film. :P You're welcome :D

[@RGT85]

Legit one of the best movies ever. Perfect blend of CGI and Animatronics. Perfect cast. Perfect music.

[@HackTheMovies]

NOBODY ASKED YOU

[@wreckitralph4714]

Go eat a BK taco.

[@itsnotme987]

@@HackTheMovies you mean you two aren’t the same person?

[@moosedawgatlantaproductions]

Calm down Dr. Gellar

[@guldronrendar7688]

RGT where was your video for today! 😆 kidding

[@carlosmarquez17]

It's good to see that Clyton has a body and it's not just a voice. I'm a huge fan of the entire Jurassic Park fanchise. Clayton is a mainstay for JP and JW fans.

[@lisbon1492]

Sean Connery was supposed to play the Architect in the Matrix. Seriously, the Architect.Can you imagine that Neo walks into the source, and it's Sean Connery that's there to greet him?! "Hello Neo, you are the reshult of an anomaly."

[@Cuuuuuuurtis]

Tony: Justin can’t pronounce Spielberg Also Tony: Jawls is a shark movie

[@TheUltimateGC]

lol

[@LegioXXI]

Well, since the name "Spielberg" is of german origin, actually no english native speaker can pronounce it correctly ;)

[@cliveroberts8760]

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[@brooksysdead]

I was born in 82 so I was 11 when jurassic park went to theaters. I remember vividly seeing it multiple times. The second time I told my mom I wanted her to go see it with me and I talked it up to her lol. So she took me to see it the second weekend and when rexy first breaks out , I heard her yelp then she stood up and leaned over and told me she'd be right back she had to go to the bathroom cause she was so scared she peed herself lol. Now that all I have left are memories of her , jurassic park will always be a funny one that makes me smile . It was truly an amazing experience to see in a theater on opening weekend. It will stay with me forever

[@emilyelombardo1611]

Anytime Klayton talks about literally anything JP-related and his passion for the respective content makes me so proud to be a fan of the franchise ❤️

[@michaelm3280]

Same here

[@Bones-bk6rl]

Please do more Jurassic Park movies together this was awesome!

[@Dielawn69]

The most underrated part of the movie is the art design elements of the park. Obviously the design of both the vehicles are iconic. But the few glimpses we get of the gift shop show that even the fake merch they designed for the park is top tier.

[@cliveroberts8760]

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[@maloperverso8118]

Word!

[@dreamlandnightmare]

Dennis Nedry's nervous lying is the most realistic portrayal of a nervous lie I've ever seen. The quick way he talks, fumbles his words and repeats his words is so naturalistic and sounds exactly like a person trying to repeat rehearsed lies.

[@Draliseth]

Wayne Knight is damn good at his craft.

[@jumpingalaxies951]

Also Hammond is a much darker character than you realise, he is a bad guy really. I will discuss below: - He outright refuses, "that is absolutely out of the question," to use the lysine contingency, even though his grandkids are in the park and many people have died. He does not want to destroy his product even at this point. - He is presented a God, in all white, but his ignorance is constantly highlighted. "I like you, both of you, I can tell instantly about people, it's a gift." He views himself as all powerful and all knowing. Giving life, "being here for the birth of every little creature on this island." His megalomania is evident in lots of little ways during the film. - Wants to put his investors at ease so lures his OWN GRANDKIDS to the park to take part, in order to show how the "target audience" will react. He also has a very telling beat when the tour starts, re-watch it, he knows it's not safe, propped up by Mr Arnold's, "coulda been worse John... coulda been a lot worse." - He is an absolute symbol of corporate greed. To everyone who will listen he, "Spared no expense," but the irony is actually in reality he is cutting corners at every turn. It is his lack of safeguarding, and wages that leads to the downfall of the whole park. - When he encourages Arnold to shut down the system, he doesn't speak from the heart, he parrots the exact line Satler just said to him, "People are dying," and yet when he has what he wants, just a few minutes later he is reiterating to Malcolm that it's just some hiccups, "When Pirates of the Caribbean opened, nothing worked." - And of course, he doesn't actually tell anyone else why they are there, either. And if you include JP Lost World: He manipulates Julianne Moore into going, knowing it will lead to Ian going back into a trauma riddled experience, and once successful he happily counts them off as numbers on his fingers. If anyone actually reads this: cheers.

[@joshuawoodbridge6267]

Tony and Klayton look like brothers

[@marivera77]

Klay-in has aged better than Tony! Sheesh

[@manfredbazarov6417]

I was 8 years old when I saw JP at the theatre. Blew my mind. Used to play imaginary Jurassic Park games with my friends at school. Good memories of the 90s.

[@patrickcharles6983]

We need a "Death Becomes Her" review, it was also meant to be a Tales from the Crypt film(it feels like a extended TftC episode, Robert Zemeckis directed, plus the theme is actually playing in the trailer).

[@MutaScale]

Same with "From Dusk Till Dawn" (Which got a Cinemamassacre reivew) and "The Frighteners" (Which has to get a Rental Reviews episode). Heck, "Demon Knight" has to get one as well (With Billy Zane as a special guest)

[@paulmillcamp]

Jurassic Park is one of the greatest movies ever made. This episode was awesome, real interesting stuff! Thanks Tony and Klayton. Also, 6969 as the door code, nice.

[@Perfection_NV]

I was 10 when this came out. Went with the family to see it in the theater. Legit still the only movie that made me lose my popcorn everywhere when the raptor pops out in the power station

[@Perfection_NV]

That kid from the dig site I always just said - hey that's the kid from nightmare on elm street

[@wstine79]

Justin: "Ah ah ah. You didn't say the magic word." Tony: "Gengar?" Justin: "Crap. Access granted."

[@petewadesays12]

Newt: Boobar?

[@wstine79]

Welcome to HACK THE PARK. Where Tony, Crystal, Newt, and Johanna are trapped inside with Raptors. All because Justin changed the password to the computer. These dinosaurs cancel you with their teeth.

[@Eisenwulf666]

wait, since it was Johanna's eggs, shouldn't they be trapped with little Johannas? Imagine the terror, Tony and Newt trapped in the kitchen while Johannas are roaming the halls, saying "oh my goood" and " uh..Tony, why are you like this..."

[@chrisjayy9638]

You two should definitely do all the JPs👏🏾👏🏾💯💯

[@ThePrimo80s]

This has been a fantastic episode. I’d love for you to do the rest of the series now.

[@meghanobrien3045]

37:57 As someone who has dug on archaeo sites but not paleo sites, I would be extremely pissed that a giant helicopter started to rebury an artifact that I spent hours tediously uncovering.

[@jacksonwayneputnam1599]

Klayton is great. Great channel and a great voice.

[@janosjph805]

"There was a little book written, about bringing dinosaurs back to life, that kickstarted this whole thing. Of, course I'm talking about "Billy and the Carnosaurus'."

[@pentelegomenon1175]

cloneasaurus

[@anubis2044]

Jurassic Park and T2 were BY FAR the best movie theater experiences of my childhood.

[@jesseslack2089]

Robocop, T2, JP, Back to the Future 2, True Lies, ID4, all kinds of great theater moments back then...

[@jinsden]

Great collaboration fellas! I've been a huge klayton fan for years! Please do lost world. Its my personal favorite

[@prehistoricplayer1132]

Great episode Tony and Klayton! Huge fan of both of your channels! I loved the avgn episode of trespassers, It might actually be my favorite episode of AVGN of all time actually!

[@williamscholl9018]

Thanks guys! Love that T-rex walking. Need to check out full video!

[@popblender]

It took me 5 hours to finish watching this video. But, I am so glad I did! I started it live, then got distracted setting up a new computer, then rewound it to listen to parts I missed while live, then had to rewind even more, then gave up and stopped it while I got my video card working, then called my mom, then finally got to finish it after many delays! Thanks again guys! U give me hope that there are regular folk out there just like u guys and myself! Thanks for the sarcastic humor and the Easter eggs for this film. Keep up the great work!!!

[@dreamlandnightmare]

I remember being angry when it was confirmed that there would be a sequel because the first one ended so perfectly. You're wrong about SW, though. That film was always intended to have sequels.

[@D21UpstateNY]

I was 6 in 93 and went to the drive in with my extended family. They had a double feature of tmnt 3 and jurassic park. My young cousins and I watched and actually loved tmnt then when jp started we fell asleep and missed most of the movie. What a twisted world it was for a kid in the 90s.

[@VinnyCThatWhoIBe]

The SNES music is ingrained in my childhood

[@jurassicparkboy]

Rewatching the episodes with Klayton before the new film drops next week. Looking forward to seeing it!

[@RyanMercer]

You guys make me feel old, I saw this in theaters at age 8.

[@NekoFallen]

I remember seeing Jurassic Park in the theater as a kid and it blew my mind. My uncle picked myself and my siblings up from our summer getaway and took us to see it. Afterwards, we went to a restaurant that looked eerily similar to the visitor's center in the film which freaked me out.

[@ashleyp3662]

The first JP i saw in the movie theater and the drive inn. The Lost World i saw one day when i skipped school. the movie wasn't out yet and my dad and i where going to see something else and the guy who work there said they just put in a new sound system and ask if we would watch The lost world for free to test it out. It was cool cause no one had seen it yet. RIP DAd. Good times

[@NorthWalesKid]

I think this and Terminator 2 are the greatest uses of CGI in motion picture history

[@DirtBoyTrilla]

I'm only halfway through this episode, but it is by far one of your best.

[@DirtBoyTrilla]

..and Jurassic Park Tresspasser is one of the best AVGN episodes.

[@HackTheMovies]

THANK YOU

[@1977Eelco]

Yeah...28 years ago I saw this movie as a 16 year old kid at the movies :S How awesome of a movie it was!

[@links1981]

Another great Movie-Talk Ep!, I legit almost spit my food out laughing during the "Johanna's Eggs" Bit

[@the-queenmaleficent7727]

So many JP fans were kids when it came out. I was 27 and had grown up with all the old dinosaur films . This was and still is so exciting!

[@michaelallain7706]

Watching your banter makes my heart a little lighter. Thank you boys.

[@matthewking-alexander4054]

Cool podcast/Movie Review. Love it, and Jurassic Park is one of my Favourite Movies of All Time. And, it might be my first time watching this channel, but it's awesome.

[@JohnClark-tt2bl]

I've been saying for years that all they needed were round door knobs and the raptors wouldn't have been able to open the door. My cat used to do the exact same thing, we used to put him up for the night in another room, and he'd smack at the door knob trying to open it. 🤯

[@wstine79]

I remember my sister getting a free pass to see this at the Hanes Mall Cinema, where she worked. It was an amazing experience. And I've seen all of them in the theater.

[@ReadyPlayerMovies]

Oh get on!! you've got Klayton there with you. I'm going to enjoy this one even more

[@heisensaul5538]

I was 5 years old when this movie came out and my god is that accurate about what you guys said about this movie being everywhere. This was probably one of my favorite movies when I was a kid (and is still awesome to this day). The one thing I remember about big this movie was when it was on TV for the first time. It was an event to watch Jurassic Park on NBC on prime time.

[@yourbigheadcousin5434]

Hammond was THE bad guy in the novel. He courted Henry Wu out of college and Wu had ethical concerns about what they were doing. He wasn't the sci-fi villain he was portrayed as in the later movies. They cleverly made Wu the bad guy bec Hammond had been written as the bright eyed optimist in the movies seeking only to bring a sense of wonder to the masses.

[@Thecatdrums3]

Same thing happens with gremlins 2. It’s obvious now to see how they wanted a Donald trump caricature like Batman returns had as their villain but the actors hired had to much charisma for that type of portrayal. It’s easy to forget how popular he was even than and the numerous films & media made about how much of a villain people like that are. “Business men” stereotypes is exactly what they all turn out to be in both fiction and real life. Would be interesting if they went with the more business man idea like in the lost world but the wide eyed Walt Disney type final product suits it to a t.

[@Aberyyyy]

I really hope you guys cover the rest of the films and even the Telltale game because this is such a treat. Also I kinda realized that the reason why Tim and Lex went to Jurassic Park in the first place is mirrored in Jurassic World with Zach and Gray and how their parents are going through a divorce and so they go to Jurassic World.

[@brendandulaca3147]

People disliked the AVGN Trespasser review? I thought that review was hilarious!! It's one of my favorite AVGN reviews.

[@SwrveYT]

This was brilliant!

[@theflail]

I was seven when Lost World came out and the scene where the guy gets ripped in half scared me so bad i had to leave the theater. Okay, Justin drinking Johanna's "eggs" almost got me the same way.

[@RobbieSkyeHamilton]

Okay but only for Justin as Dennis Nedry. Not watching anything else until the Alien 3 review!

[@JazziG59]

Man you better watch these upcoming episodes 😂

[@RobbieSkyeHamilton]

@@JazziG59 why, are they doing multiple episodes on Alien 3?

[@generalpiggy430]

Always good to hear Klayton’s insight on JP!

[@Joecota95]

The crossover of the century !!

[@alexpritchard7566]

Great episode guys, thanks so much.

[@Mephilis78]

This was my favorite movie when I was a kid. Now it's my oldest son's favorite.

[@NickJarno]

Jurassic Park is one of the first films I remember seeing. My parents got it once it came out on VHS. I must've been 4 or 5 and my dinosaur obsession was born.

[@QuestionYourWorld]

I cant say that im a big fan, but seeing Jurassic Park at a drive in theater is such an iconic memory for me.

[@ericjames1123]

Really enjoyed the video and learned a lot of neat things! Thanks for doing it. I really thought it was interesting to hear how much Laura Dern wanted to be in the sequel. I remember first hearing there would be a Jurassic Park 2 as a kid when she mentioned it after winning an award on a Nickelodeon awards show. She was so excited it was like she accidentally blurted it out, she said something like "We are doing another one!" I was surprised years later when I saw The Lost World and didn't see her in it.

[@johnwaugh8633]

Hands down one of the best episodes this year!

[@controlZchannel]

Best movie I ever watched in theater as a kid. The trex intro was made for the theater experience.

[@guysplace5385]

46:47 I truly didn't see that coming.... grossed me out. 10/10.

[@mmickle6191]

I genuinely enjoyed this! Funny - the Boss Baby review felt like it went on way too long, this one checks in at over twice as long and it was thoroughly enjoyable. Well done. Can't believe that Tony is now so successful and famous as a KZbinr that he can hire a HackTheMovies Palaeontologist! (Klayton was excellent. You should have him guest some more)

[@DissociativeIdentity]

Wow, well done for getting an actual paleontologist on your review! I'm in danger of learning something (non-movie related).

[@tipi5586]

I really can't believe that Tony hates Scott Brick. His readings of Asimov are literally the best there are. I'm so heartbroken, Tony, you terribly famous man.

[@deckofcards87]

These guys should review the DTS Laserdisc of Jurassic Park, an essential for any true JP fan.

[@comicscorner9640]

Still good after all these years. I can watch jurassic park 1 & 3 all day

[@chrisdigitalartist]

Jurassic Park was the first movie I ever saw in theaters! It came out on my 8th birthday. June 11th, 1993 but my family and I saw it the next day.

[@danielcatalinotto3933]

All around great episode. I learned a ton about the movie and about dinosaurs. Just wanted to write that Klayton should pay closer attention to his chickens! They definitely eat small pebbles (aka grit) which they need to break up tougher foodstuff in their crop. But awesome episode. Hope you guys do more together.

[@johnbest1978]

Wow Jack she's a beautiful spider. And quite large too. Thank you so much for sharing her with us and also like always for the wonderful educational experience.

[@jamessmall8096]

Tony may talk alot but that's bc he has alot to say, never minded him on rental reviews thought he added some life to it, just wanted to let you and all the co-hosts know you all are doing a hell of a job, keep the reviews coming guys

[@johnreyes7948]

Loved klayton s idea 💡 that a raptor could count bullets.

[@jimbowlan5804]

Clever girl

[@mjj1017]

awesome video... i really like all those details, like the ice-skating rex :-)

[@fancypants2227]

I remember going with my family and my uncles family to see this in the theater. Idk what happened but we ended up watching liar liar instead.

[@GamePlayMetal]

My mom took me to see it in theaters, I was 12. Yup, good times :D

[@robk.6591]

Klayton Fioriti reviewing Jurassic Park with Tony will be like when Owen Grady and Alan Grant share the screen in Jurassic World Dominion! 🦖 🤡 😀

[@yourbigheadcousin5434]

There's a scene in the book where Grant and the kids are trying to sneak away down the river onto a rubber raft while the Rex sleeps under a tree. Suddenly, the Rex is missing and has entered the water. He swims like a crocodile and breaches under the boat like a great white. it's amazing

[@cormoran2303]

AWESOME Klayton Fioriti!

[@tesslivv1523]

These videos are awesome and helpful!

[@jadewinter1509]

By far my favorite movie!

[@sabinfigaro7334]

I got "snuck" into a theatre to watch Jurassic Park...I was being babysat and was underage apparently...then our only theatre burned down sometime later...Soo for a while no theatre...I'm glad I got to see it in that place...

[@ed_carnby3431]

What an awesome episode, I subscribe to both of you and this made my day. I hope that maybe in the future we guys can do a review of JW or audio commentary. Maybe have Newt on the review or commentary.

[@juancarlosmarquez7231]

My personal opinion on the JP franchise - it will not get damaged like Starwars since dinosaurs will always be popular

[@will07a1]

DUDE! Two of my favorite KZbinrs reviewing my favorite movie! AWESOME!

[@Hypno_BPM]

it’s so weird that you guys thought Nedry started the execute storm phase too as kids. I remember thinking as a kid why did he make the storm so difficult for himself to reach the boat lol.

[@frankyduran3809]

I think the most said phrase this episode was “we’ll talk about that another time”

[@Alanegr92]

as a spanish speaker, I find that detail precious

[@Spintechfilms]

Tony.. uh.... uh.... finds a way

[@JONNYSORENSEN_AU]

Saw JP in cinema when i was 14, loved it and went back next week watched it again. Movies then were $5 so i saw something every weekend. Goldblum Jerry Goldblum!

[@sethadams5434]

Tony you make life great again.

[@tomurashigaraklilbeanboi]

I love this review so much!

[@generalpotato9140]

I am so hyped for this video

[@TheGentlemanDuelist]

I always thought that the arm continuity was because more than one was being born. But that’s still interesting from a filmmaking perspective

[@CreepyUncle-yx9rk]

Holy shitnugget! I just noticed something and I'll never be able to unsee it! The cover of the VHS behind Tony, of Friday the 13th, looks exactly like the original promoart for Cyberpunk 2077! LOL

[@Bopperann]

My favorite scene as a child was when the kids were chased in the kitchen.

[@TheUltimateGC]

This was such a great review.

[@kevinsisler9379]

The one moment that confuses me is the Trex escape where the enclosure suddenly turns into a cliff high enough for the truck to drop down. It was level for the dinosaur to walk out.

[@HackTheMovies]

that gets explained

[@kevinsisler9379]

@@HackTheMovies I started late to the show, and missed it.

[@mikemandude4539]

Tony totally killed this episode.....hoping for a Highlander episode in the near future. Hands down one of the best CANNON films of all time.

[@HackTheMovies]

There was an unaired episodes we shot for Rental Reviews for Highlander. I would love to talk about it again for this show.

[@mikemandude4539]

@@HackTheMovies that would be so Van Damme ( kick ass ) if you did. Thanks for the reply as well. You all rock so hard and things are only going to get better so just be Freddy Mercury ...( positive )... about everything and I'm sure things will pan out..... Queen also did the score for Highlander now that I think about it.

[@nicholashall3117]

Everytime Sam Jackson leaves that scene, Dave Chappelle from Undercover Brother comes to mind 🤣 "Hey Black Man, go turn on the generators.. there's dinosaurs out there."

[@yourbigheadcousin5434]

Grant and Ellie say "these are living, breathing creatures who have no idea what century they're in..." the dinosaurs never had any idea what century they were in. What difference did this make? I'm drunk