Jurassic World is Wild! - Hack The Movies

Tony, Newt, and @Klayton Fioriti review the first Jurassic World. In this Podcast/Movie Review they will talk about the things that make this reboot of the Jurassic Park franchise Wild! From the finally seeing a fully functioning park under attack, to the insane new hybrid dinosaur, and the most over the top dinosaur fight ever put to film.
Located off the coast of Costa Rica, the Jurassic World luxury resort provides a habitat for an array of genetically engineered dinosaurs, including the vicious and intelligent Indominus rex. When the massive creature escapes, it sets off a chain reaction that causes the other dinos to run amok. Now, it's up to a former military man and animal expert (Chris Pratt) to use his special skills to save two young brothers and the rest of the tourists from an all-out, prehistoric assault.
Edited by Jessica Hickson
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[@thegreatwhitesnark36]

Thought Newt said Truly was truly nasty?

[@thegreatwhitesnark36]

Fat girls maybe called Eclair?

[@Tengoshi]

Klayton has got to be the most reasonable "fanboy" of anything I've seen in my life. Refreshing to see someone able to remain this objective about the media they're passionate about.

[@Hyreia]

I think there's a tipping point where you become so infatuated with the thing you love for so long you can't help but criticize and poke fun of it and yourself because everyone you're a fanatic with already agreed it's awesome and now you're nitpicking and having fun.

[@SwrveYT]

Another Klayton Episode! Yes!

[@gjben86]

So glad Klayton is back! He's awesome. I got introduced to him and his channel in the JP1 episode. Keep him coming back! 👍

[@bENOFFICIALMASSIVE]

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[@Rafdog101]

I second this! He was very knowledgeable and entertaining to the HtM squad!

[@wstine79]

I like Klayton. Hopefully we'll see him again for the rest of the JP reviews.

[@fletchbundy]

He drives me nuts starting thoughts and comments and then stopping himself and saying he'll save it for after the episode or a later video. I want so badly to hear what he had to say.

[@themeangene]

Newt is the living embodiment of a leftist lunatic. His disdain for "Midwesterners" is just so... disgusting... to watch. Why do people with 95 IQs like Newt view themselves as supremely intelligent? Klayton and Tony don't have gigantic egos.

[@FatherStomach]

@@fletchbundy well if you wanna know what he ment to say go to he's channel and look at all the stuff he has.

[@JohnClark-tt2bl]

The idea of a fat, lazy house T-Rex is pretty funny.😄😸🦖

[@GoneFishingAmalgam]

Tony: You can talk about that on YOUR channel Me: Time to close this video and check out that other dude’s channel

[@bENOFFICIALMASSIVE]

The guy in the middle should be a regular!!! He's working with you guys really really really good.

[@HackTheMovies]

He is more famous than us

[@SolidMikeP]

Really well……well

[@jacksonscott690]

Klayton is such a great guest

[@COLE_PRODUCTIONS]

Newt- "I'm pre-disposed to thick redheads. Theyre kinda my Kryptonite" shout out to Crystal 🤣🤣

[@RevanMartinez]

🥰😍😛

[@CelestialWoodway]

He seems closeted gay.

[@eatsnme]

32:40 that was hilarious 😂 Newt

[@elimgarak4667]

Newt calling out Michael Vick is by far my favorite part of the review lol stay golden

[@JoshuaWeirdo]

Newt, as someone who has lived in the Midwest his whole life, that impression was completely accurate. 🤣

[@patrickcharles6983]

Yup, John Hammond really should've released a Plesiosaurus in Lock Ness, Scotland. Total missed opportunity!

[@ethancoolbro18gamer86]

*Loch

[@nealnoir]

“I hate movies. I hate movies and I hate this show. I hate you.” Holy Christ am I laughing.

[@newtonwallen3210]

no lies detected

[@nealnoir]

@@newtonwallen3210 this rivals “I’m 39 hopefully I’ll be dead soon.”

[@newtonwallen3210]

@@nealnoir occasionally I am funny

[@scoobysnak07]

Klayton! Klayton! We have Klayton here!!! I care.

[@ethancoolbro18gamer86]

I can't believe you got Klayton again! I love his content!

[@afterthought55]

When are you guys gonna do Godzilla 98??? It's the greatest movie ever made and you keep teasing us with the sweet merch setup

[@noencoresclub]

A+ on the Bayou Billy reference, Newt 🤣🤣🤣🐊

[@newtonwallen3210]

yea i played all the bad games as a kid

[@didnt1able]

This is by far my favorite show on the web

[@nadavhalevi9365]

Thank you for mentioning Michael Giacchino 's work on the franchise! The Lost World OST is my favorite game music ever. His work stands true to the spirit of the franchise just as much as John Williams' work.

[@chrisjayy9638]

I really hope u guys review all these movies I really enjoy Klayton being on

[@SomeHarbourBastard]

1:28:40 Klayton, Eddie didn't have the worst death, Dieter did. Better to be quickly ripped in half and die than to be eaten alive by dozens of Compys.

[@ParkRanger2000]

That's definitely way worse than being torn in seconds and die instantly. Eddie's death was just depressing, because the man was just doing his job and then dies because of Nick Van Owen's stupid decision.

[@jimpowers2257]

Can’t believe you guys did a commentary track for the new Jack Frost releases by MVD. So freaking awesome. Can’t wait !!!

[@ericjames1123]

Awesome video, you guys are the perfect combination of hilarious and informative. Having Klayton in the mix is great. I really liked when you talked about CGI in the day versus the night and lighting.

[@changotv5847]

" Tony. Come on.. theyre not gonna name something Beta!" JW Dominion : Hold my beer

[@wstine79]

Honesty, I had alot of fun with this movie. I'm a sucker for silly dinosaur mayhem and goofy characters.

[@linvol20]

I remember watching it in the theater and the audience was super into it… It was entraining…

[@Eisenwulf666]

and thicc redheads

[@zachsmith1634]

this channel deserves wayyyy more subs than it has.

[@ParkRanger2000]

Simon Masrani didn't want to destroy the Jurassic Park Visitor Center because he would have wanted it as a historical monument and part of a Jurassic Park Museum on the Island. The resort was still planning on building attractions and locations on the Island, and one of those attractions/locations was a museum dedicating Jurassic Park's History.

[@auburnmann3630]

Best ( most entertaining) movie of 2015!

[@drunkinmadness2595]

Excellent! Cinemassacre shirt Newt.

[@ZahZah253]

todays my birthday and all i did was work and come home im glad this came out today so i have something to cheer me up this is one of my favorite movies from childhood and newt and klayton are my favorite to have on the show :D

[@newtonwallen3210]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[@cthulhupthagn5771]

I was under the impression that the reason why they don't have planes, is to reduce the impact of modern civilization on the island. The overall point of Jurassic Park is to be as close to Jurassic as possible, a plane flying overhead would ruin the illusion and might disrupt the animals

[@ParkRanger2000]

That's a good point. I was wondering to myself why this there isn't an airport on Nublar, and this comment answered that question!

[@DecadesApartProductions]

Fun fact: The crack head from my movie A Final Hit was an extra in Jurassic World. I figure he'd like you to know that.

[@Meadaa]

1:39 nice Shangrilas reference

[@DreamcastAesthetic]

Saw this movie in the theatre and it was freaking unreal that final scene was awesome. Great review Tony! I’m happy to see the JurrassicGuy back. Too bad they f’d the Jurassic world sequel…

[@waynesolo]

Tony makes me smile all the time!

[@GIGEM1836]

Swamp Zombies 2 is a must see! Tremendous film. Amazing opening scene, if you know, you know... haha

[@virtual_vanitas]

It ok Tony when that Phantasm review came out I watched all of them in one night as well because I had no idea there were that many and I was enamored with how ridiculous it kept getting. I did the same with sleep away camp (brace yourself cuz I'm about to drop some heresy) but I really like the sequels and the lady that played the killer.

[@HackTheMovies]

Check out our episode where we debate what the best Jurassic Park movie is. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJ6ZqYiEYsRrasU

[@TheCobradragon]

Klayton is awesome 👏🏼

[@thewolfofcomedy5966]

It’s worth noting that Blue doesn’t ride Rexy’s back in a “buddy cop” sort of way, but in a “I don’t want to be smashed into a building” kind of way

[@ParkRanger2000]

In Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, the Gyrosphere that Claire and Franklin were trapped in was in the middle of the open and was exposed to heated by the sun. But even then, the bullets didn't even go through the Gyrosphere. They just hit the surface and drowned to the bottom.

[@battlestar976]

The only thing dumb about Fallen Kingdom is the reputation some people have given it.

[@ParkRanger2000]

Ikr?? The movie got WAAAY too much hate, it didn't deserve it.

[@EarlDogg]

Newt is a national treasure

[@newtonwallen3210]

nic cage is gonna steal me

[@kingjunior7819]

Just a little bit past halfway. Super funny watching you guys. Great review! Edit: quick aside, idk why but I really like the editor notes too.

[@rybuckisretro1523]

Thanks for my 1st laugh of the day newt!

[@newtonwallen3210]

you are welcome

[@Rafdog101]

Looking forward to the Fallen Kingdom review! This was a very entertaining review! Bring Klayton back for future movies! He sits the squad very well!

[@Rafdog101]

fits* Lol excuse the typo

[@JohnClark-tt2bl]

That redhead comment from Newt. I could feel Crystal smacking him in the head.🤣

[@newtonwallen3210]

she has to catch me 1st

[@Samsquamsh]

@@newtonwallen3210 uh oh, you're really digging yourself in a hole there bud. Never underestimate a redheads rage lol.

[@JohnClark-tt2bl]

@@newtonwallen3210 I hope she isn't wearing heels, because apparently those don't slow you down at all.

[@TheConGaminator]

51:45 Klayton casually predicting a scene from Jurassic World Dominion

[@harrimanpd]

Thanks for all the content y’all, great show

[@ryansnow8359]

Smashed like at "red heads have been my villain my whole life"

[@TheDarkmore]

Dinos and car commercials go way back to SUX6000!!!

[@AusCardDad]

I think newt meant Kawhi Leonard not kylie Irving on the raptors in 2019. Coincidentally kawhi's nickname is the klaw.

[@newtonwallen3210]

I did and it was not till after we shot it that i realized it. I dont really think while we shoot. I just say things

[@willpoweramv]

You guys gotta do The Lost World next!

[@danielcontreras561]

30:38 Or that scene from Batman '89 when one of the Joker's goons defaced a painting and in the next shot, when the Joker does a silly pose, the painting looks untouched.

[@Samsquamsh]

Yo that is a HUGE ass can of barbasol. That's Robin Williams sized.

[@Chongamon]

Newt rocking that Kim Jong Un fade

[@newtonwallen3210]

only cause something came up at the studio and i had to leave mid cut the week we shot this. ive since let it grow out

[@patrickcharles6983]

Jurassic World- Dilophosaurus returns as a Tupac hologram.

[@LaggingLeland]

This was really fun to watch

[@newtonwallen3210]

thanks for watching

[@TheJAG6752]

Congrats on the 40k subs! always makes me happy seeing y'all fuckers grow!

[@dgriffo1369]

Klayton’s knowledge is bringing out the best of Newt and Famous Tony’s cinema wisdom.

[@TheCosmicFireStar]

Personally this is the only Jurassic Park sequel I care for.

[@bigboy8421]

And so the legend of Newt continues

[@newtonwallen3210]

its not much of a legend trust me

[@SlumdoggVII]

My daughter loved this movie so much

[@CristianGeelen]

Agree. Every movie out now is a GED.

[@ColeslawVariant]

Newt, if you get a chance go see ICP live. Their music is not for me, but I had a great time and Juggalos had one of the nicest crowds I've been around.

[@DryptosaurusDavid]

1:34:28 I’m laughing 😂 so much I’m tearing up.

[@canimetheartist]

I heard a rumor that Zara's character was suppose to be mean to the kids. Something about not getting married and dumps her frustration on the kids which is why her death was the most brutal. But they had changed her character. Don't know if this rumor is true though.

[@Megageek-pz5ig]

I forgot all about Black Widow 🤣🤣. Gotta love watching older episodes.

[@shawnconder4984]

I really enjoyed this video. I liked Jurassic World and remember going to see it opening night. I will say though that the whole Jeep thing ticked me off to no end. That thing was sitting there for 20 years and there wasn't a rats nest in the wiring or corroded connections or broken belts? Let alone the whole gas, oil and air in the tires. Although I will say I always thought that they got something other than the battery from the broken atv

[@Samsquamsh]

Name a more famous trio on youtube... Go on, I'll wait.

[@rezterralico4369]

Anklyosaurus or whatnot is also my favorite dinosaur. Funny enough I didn't know that I think they may have first found them in the province I live in. Maybe they found them near drumheller (town or City where the next ghostbuster film was filmed). Alberta,, Canada.

[@magnumcornetto]

Wait a second. The movie takes place during Christmas time, and there are no Christmas decorations at a theme park??? I had never stopped to think about it. I guess they thought it'd be weird to have X-mas trees, and Santas in a tropical setting, but it is NOT weird. I live in a tropical country and people decorate with reindeers and snowman figures, it's normal. And before anyone says there was no Christmas during dinosaurs time, Jurassic World is a theme park first, and it's never aimed for authenticity.

[@willdurfee4211]

Even tho Tony is so famous i feel like hes super down to earth.

[@TheChronicFiend]

Klayton!!

[@OnyDeus]

Happy to hear the shout-out to We3. It'll be a great movie someday...

[@venomlayton1394]

Say what you want about the scene where Owen rides with the raptors, I thought that was an awesome scene and Klayton speaking of the raptor riding a motorcycle, the Lego Jurassic world game would do that with one of the JW raptors

[@maxim7781]

Newt's reaction was great)))

[@Stoopid_Sandwich]

I just realized that your studio has the same VCR in your setup that used to be in my parent's house way back in the early/mid 90's. They kept it in their basement.

[@NickLMears]

Funhouse is a great Tobe Hooper movie!

[@optimine]

The guy playing the role of ride operator also played the same role in a commercial.

[@michaeldiaz9999]

I have a theory as to why Zara had a really messed up death. I think it's honestly because she was a woman. Zara was the first woman to die in a JP movie, so they wanted to make a huge spectacle of it.

[@PaxBritannia]

The concept of a safari park full of cloned dinosaurs is just so strong that it helps make Jurassic Park and Jurassic World the best films in the series. The sequels that try to do something different just don't have the same impact.

[@robk.6591]

The T-Rex is my favorite real life dinosaur but Jurassic World made me a huge fan of the Indominus Rex. Plus a mososaurus and pteranodons!! Can't wait until Jurassic World: Dominion when Owen Grady meets Alan Grant!

[@t2av159]

Indominus Rex isn't a real dinosaur

[@robk.6591]

@@t2av159 No kidding.

[@Ondrix]

Damn....... I am seriously thinking of going on ebay to buy a jurassic park t-shirt just to send a pic of me in it to newt.

[@thatonepersonwhoisthere4431]

I thought this movie was good, didn't like the sequel, but this one was really fun to watch. Though my favorite sequel in the Jurassic Park franchise is Jurassic Park 3.

[@magnum1165]

Tony talks out of his ass a lot "Even though it doesn't fit the story" Really? from a story standpoint it makes perfect sense, the I-Rex has been this dominating thing threw out the whole movie because it's a giant carnivore and has no equal but then Bryce Dallas Howard's character remembers there's another giant carnivore dinosaur on the island that can possiblly take down the I-Rex or the very least hold it off long enough for them to escape so tell me again how it doesn't fit the story?

[@ParkRanger2000]

Yeah, I honestly do not like Tony's input on the videos, especially with Cinemassacre. The video I hated the most that he was in was the King Of The Monsters, he kept interrupting James and said so many dumb things.

[@dustywaynemusic6297]

Threw out? 😂😂😂

[@magnum1165]

@@dustywaynemusic6297 Oh wow I made a grammar mistake it's almost like I am human or something, fancy that

[@RaDicAL808]

I ❤️ hack the movies!

[@rancherogt8037]

Hope Newt is doing well, hope we can get some updates

[@newtonwallen3210]

almost all healed up. I wont be in another episode till Oct

[@turtleanton6539]

She died in alien 3

[@racheladamjuliewhite]

I just watched swamp zombies 2 on tubi and Holy cow newt, gory and I loved it crystal was fantastic, it's a shame you two aren't still a couple, you seem to still care about each other

[@newtonwallen3210]

nah she hates me

[@Aziel562]

I've seen Jurassic world 15 times and it costs over like $500 😂😂😂 I wa like bored at home and spent money just to relive every single moment of Jurassic World. I'm a die hard and would love to have my ashes spread on Jurassic World the ride at USH

[@blaironeill7777]

Why spend all that money to watch the movie? Just stream it

[@FoolOnDread]

I love Jpark cant wait for more

[@user-oc6on9nv1x]

tony you have to know that tons of vertebrates including racoons and many reptiles have thumbs. its not a primate only thing, just something we are famous for.

[@ghostfakekiller4201]

Chasing the dragon means doing heroin, just a note 😂

[@thatmovieguy7778]

They should have added genetically modified flora to the island if they were gonna go all bonkers with it

[@Justine-justin]

13:03 I don't want to be that guy but do any of you guys know how to fly a plane? I know there is going to be that one guy who says the JP3 had a runway, ok but that was for a small plane. Not a big commercial airplane. What if a dinosaur blocks the runway or the island needs mass evacuation flying 1 plane at a time seems stupid, where multiple sea ports can take people away at a larger number

[@Aberyyyy]

I want Klayton to write Swamp Zombies 3

[@TheFullmetalmex]

I can't get mad at Tony mixing up cable and bishop their costumes where to similar and even though I knew who did what I would always confuse the names

[@Sauce06]

Mercedez Benz was already merged with Chrysler so having a Jeep in this movie is not competition but additional product placement...my nerdy two cents. :D Referring to the part where they talk about Jeep being in plugged in.