Jurassic World Review

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You weren't really worried that Dinocember 2 was going to pass without this particular film being tackled, were you? Jurassic World was such a major event in film, being the first Jurassic Park movie released in over a decade, it quickly became the top movie of the year (luckily released before The Force Awakens) and it's looming release inspired the original Dinocember. But I'm not here to gawk over how grand a project it was, my job is to pick it apart scene by scene and find everything I can to complain about. Then decide if I like it despite that. :D
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[@PFiction24]

"When you start cloning humans people get all uppity." Wow, you predicted Fallen Kingdom.

[@nikolaibelinski8133]

Congratulations, You're A Prophet

[@PFiction24]

Nikolai Belinski well Decker is a prophet.

[@steel749]

He also mentioned a cat laser pointer haha Man

[@wugglesx]

well rambo ended up in mortal kombat too xD . he's pretty good at this.

[@JAYDOG1337A]

so, after literally a century and a half of regular zoos, we're still not bored of them, but a zoo with dinosaurs and it takes about 2 decades to be bored... sure

[@bennettfender1546]

JAYDOG1337A it's not that there bored it's just that they don't have the hype they used to its just a normal part of life now so while still excited it's definitely not the level it used to be which makes sense.

[@jpfan4life812]

Bennett Fender There’s also the theory that the Indominus was actually made for military purposes and that the whole “people have become bored of dinosaurs” was just a coverup story.

[@bennettfender1546]

Gojifan2014 taus not Stoney that is basically confirmed you seem to have forgotten certain scenes.

[@jpfan4life812]

Bennett Fender Oh, I know that it’s pretty much confirmed.

[@charityquill4965]

probably it's just it's been so long and going to jurassic world is HELLA EXPENSIVE. you have to go on a cruise boat, get a reservation at a hotel, admission into the park, and don't forget the expensive margaritas :P the hype of dinosaurs actually existing died down and lots of people couldn't use that to justify the priceyness anymore

[@JadeCryptOfWonders]

I laughed so hard when you played the subdued piano Jurassic Park theme over birds in your backyard and squirrels doing acrobatics.

[@KaijuComics]

That was my favorite part for sure

[@zachary8249]

made me suubbed

[@james-mayonnaise007]

Me to shit was gold😂😂

[@teedup8995]

I loved that part too! 🐦

[@raphmaster23]

Just got to that part, it was amazing lol

[@Servellion]

"This is happening. With or without you." Uhh....Hoskins? Pratt's character was their trainer. He's their alpha effectively. Why the hell would the raptors listen to anyone else?

[@DorianCairne]

Damn, this guy has a ruthlessly good eye for plot holes.

[@Alknix]

No disrespect to the guy, but they REALLY didn't make it hard.

[@DorianCairne]

Alknix I meant more in his reviews in general, but yeah, I'll grant you that.

[@tylerskiss]

A lot of people do it (pick apart plot holes and lapses in logic) that it has become really hard to feel confident about an original screenplay these days. Fiction and film relies on the willing suspension of disbelief- or, at least they used to. But then the amount of research and fact checking you need to do to write a true story has become equally difficult, it's pretty much killing my passion for my work.

[@Alknix]

Cyril They still do, of course, but WSD is supposed to reconcile the viewer with the fantastical setting, make us let slide the fact that a man can fly, or do magic, or clone dinosaurs. It is not and should not be an excuse for moronic or nonsensical behavior, unless it's some kind of plot point like in "Idiocracy" or "Demolition Man". But those movies WORKED to make character stupidity an integral part of their plot and message. What reason do people in this movie (and many others) have for being such dumb cunts, other than it's easier for the screen writers?

[@tylerskiss]

Alknix This isn't the best film to make my point because it is poorly written and highly flawed. But the culture is still there, tearing apart far better films, fact checking the smallest details about gravity or rates of combustion or even the amount of time it takes to get from Long Beach to Palm Springs using average daily traffic statistics- tiny details that kill the creative flow and make it hard. Do people need to know these facts? I saw one video complaining about the fact that you can't pull useable DNA from a mosquito trapped in amber to make a dinosaur- which is true, but it is not common knowledge. One is not stupid because they believed that possible, but of course, in this day an age, not only are you an idiot for ever buying that idea, but the writer is now a dick for ever having attempted it- forget the fact that he found an interesting way to bring an impossible story idea to life, it is now on us to make sure everything is possible and without flaw. Or maybe we just want everyone to be a "dumb cunt", I guess....

[@HighKingOfSkyrim37]

I was half expecting the indominaus to swim back because of the cuddle fish dna.

[@tomford5476]

cuttlefish

[@partgard1]

Skipped spelling class in school?

[@BELLA-mf6hb]

I like the idea of a cuddle fish.

[@BlackavarWD]

7:33 "Chwis Pwatt, he's so cute I could just eat him up!" 😂

[@Hound831]

20:46 everyone's exact reaction to the British woman getting eaten. I mean she died worse than the so called villains of this movie.

[@blakeharris58]

Died worse?

[@FrancisR420]

Evil dinosaur did.

[@linkofvev]

She had the Eddie Carr of deaths. Aka, character that did nothing wrong got the most gruesome of deaths.

[@CrashHeadroom]

@@linkofvev No one ever mentions Eddie and his was even worse in my book XD (more grusome in the book too but less heroic).

[@brianjohnson9802]

@@CrashHeadroom How was his death written in the book? I'm familiar with some of the deaths from the books, but not that one.

[@GanonGhidorah]

About the Flare-Thing; the reason why it worked fore Claire when it didn't work for Malcom has more to do with the Indominus Rex than the actual flare. Remember back to the original movie; the rex DID look in the direction of the flare after Malcom threw it, but kept chasing him because he was more interesting. HOWEVER when Claire does the same thing, the T-Rex would clearly see that the presence of a large alpha predator - the Indominus Rex. And since T-Rex's are territorial by nature, seeing another queen bitch on her turf is unacceptable. She was completely distracted from Claire by her desire to fight off the Indominus.

[@nmci8959]

"When you start cloning humans people get all uppity" Predicting Fallen Kingdom 3 years before its release

[@CriticalKidOfficial]

Still a better "Jurassic World" Review than Nostalgia Critic's.

[@queenflash2012]

+Critical Kid he should stop trying to bring back demo reel

[@Dinoslay]

+Critical Kid You can say that again.

[@ThatSpecialNobody]

+Dinoslay he should stop trying to bring back demo reel

[@Dinoslay]

Michael Messuri Lol!

[@klimmr]

As much as I love the Critic's reviews, I have to agree. That review felt a lot more like a series of nitpicks with no images from the movie to back up his claims.

[@RogerWareInc]

lol I died at the bird and squirrel part.

[@prettyevil6662000]

I should not have had to scroll that far to find someone talking about this. The squirrel hanging upside down had me laughing my ass off. Which is more reaction than I had through the entirety of Jurassic World.

[@kaijucifer3544]

Tara Do you work in reverse? Laughing at nature being nature, but not laughing at anything in A movie?

[@BSM-vw6cf]

Ikr😂

[@dorjedriftwood2731]

When I saw the petting zoo I was like “these animals are so drugged up”.

[@DarthBigBen]

I get what you mean.

[@dreymak4071]

"this is happening, with or without you." um he does realize the raptors ONLY listen to Owen right? Owen has all the power in this situation...

[@teedup8995]

Your reaction when that woman gets eaten was hilarious! 😲

[@ericw5529]

teed up 20:30

[@blakeharris58]

I always wonder why she needs to "deserve" a violent death. Did Masrani?

[@LaineMann]

She didnt

[@rjserrano2]

@@blakeharris58 Normally in movies, they establish some nasty trait for people who are going to die particularly brutal or gruesome deaths. Masrani wasn't nasty, but his death was in an explosion, generally a not terribly extreme way to go in the movies. Zara had only a couple minor annoying traits displayed, but her death is brutal (at the very least cruel) even compared to the deaths of many villains in movies.

[@Juicewski2]

@@blakeharris58 Actress requested a memorable death scene.

[@Xendrius]

You are funny as hell dude, your reviews are the most funny on YT.

[@austinhalley5697]

Me to

[@kaijucifer3544]

Xendrius Watch Brandon Tenold reviews.

[@isheetfromaswhole3657]

Xendrius Well, to be honest... I watched cinemasins, honest trailers, nostalgia critic, and several other similar channels before Decker Shado and the humor is okay. If I discovered Decker Shado first, then I would agree that he is hilarious.

[@yendorelrae5476]

Thank you for the Jesse Ventura "I'm a GD sexual Tyrannosaurus!" Predator quote!

[@erainmartinez8175]

aha aha ah we almost died 17:15

[@AzraelThanatos]

The flare thing was set up earlier in the movie with the Rex feeding scene earlier on, the flare was used as a feeding cue for the Rex in the flare drops, it comes and gets a goat...something relatively common for training to a signal there. The reason it went for the Indominus was due to them both being large predators and territory there, something similar to the Spino fight with the Rex in JP3

[@redsupersaiyan3120]

"what in the holiest of fucks did that woman do to piss off the director?" Cx I'm crying HAHA

[@shdwfx40001]

When Decker mentioned cloning i pictured an army of clair-clones against a velociraptor army. I died inside. Edit: the Rex-Raptor moment near the end. Rex: sup? Your blue... Raptor: yyyyeah. Idk y... Rex: so that's a team kill right? Raptor: yeah. Rex: kewl. See you next movie...*leaves.*

[@michaelbreen7865]

20:46 I'm sorry, Decker, but your reaction there is the funniest thing I've ever seen on your show.

[@Skarletjonancy]

She didn't deserve to die like that 🤣🤣 wtf? 🤨🤨

[@michaelbreen7865]

@@Skarletjonancy I'm not saying she did. Sometimes it's just a case of wrong place, wrong time. Although her actress did a fantastic job with the scene, even doing her own stunts.

[@CoolG97]

I thought that the T-Rex was "trained" to recognize the flare meaning lunch time.

[@knightmare397]

The flare was the Rex’s feeding cue, it just wasn’t very well explained in the movie

[@rockybalboa6433]

7:56 That's an interesting way to pronounce D'Onofrio.

[@Phoenixesper1]

I love how bd wong stated his career with jurassic park then spent 20 years on law and order SVU as a psychiatrist who deals with perverts, only to return to Jurrassic park at the end as a perverted scientist. Sunrise sunset. LOL

[@renilleace]

He was in Mr. Robot too 😊

[@angryrex8268]

It took me this damn long to notice these two parasaurolophuses arguing in the background at 16:28

[@domenicgoodrick8645]

did you know the Rex in the movie is the very same one from the first film? her name's Rexy.

[@Vollification]

18:06 Gas goes bad, tires rot, the engine must be a solid chunk of rust at this point and so on. Didn't "The last of us" teach you anything?

[@nightmarechameleon7502]

We need a twenty minute video of wildlife in Decker backyard to piano music

[@ccostandinclaudia]

did he just shade nostalgia critic?

[@Ziaotic]

" but when you start cloning humans , people get all upitty " ohhhhh decker you have no idea

[@msnorringtonsims6536]

Love the review :D I think the reason the flare distraction worked in Jurassic World was because, Claire wasn't the only thing moving. With Ian, he threw the flair, which was a tiny pinprick of light, but kept running. He remained the biggest moving target and the T-rex stayed on his ass. With Claire though, she not only tossed the flare, but she threw it at the Indominus. Between the huge dinosaur and a still running Claire, Rex chose the larger moving target to hone in on. If the Indominus hadn't been there, I've no doubt T-rex would have continued after Claire.

[@godxxofxxwar22]

Oh my god that T-Rex reveal, after seeing your other Jurassic Park movies that was prolly the best entrance of all time

[@stacynonyabizz4241]

i know its been 2 years, but jesus i hope Decker got his garage / shed cleaned

[@nmheath03]

There's sexual tyrannosaurus,so what about erogenous indominus.

[@Vollification]

27:32 This is actually logical. A bigger carnivore is a potential threat/rival for Rexy, therefore the Indo becomes a priority for Rexy and not the small snack as the human or her flare is. Basic primal instinct.

[@joshelliott1826]

Cars: around for 100 years, people still obsessed Dinosaurs: around for 20 years, people couldn't care less...

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

I completely missed the "Goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus" gag the first time I saw this. xD

[@austin2787]

Your a mix between this movie and skyrim

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

@@austin2787 Yep

[@marijuanaknowsomething6743]

You guys have awesome channel names

[@coolguyhino92]

10:17 STILL my favorite rant of his.

[@WraithDesignz]

The T-Rex in this movie is the exact same T-Rex from Jurassic Park 1. Just a fun fact. You can see on it's neck the same marks from the original T-Rex from the fight with the raptors in that movie. They even state they indeed made this T-Rex that T-Rex as an easter egg/throw back.

[@CoolG97]

3:18 Decker, you can send pictures through Text Messages, it sounds weird but is a real thing.

[@4besideyouintime]

that's called an mms, or multimedia message system different than a text - sms, or short message system

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

By the way, Decker, It is greatly hinted at that Human DNA was used in the creation of the Indominus.

[@JurassicProductions]

+Velociraptors of Skyrim WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

Jurassic Productions - Dinosaurs, Batman, Minecraft and more! Human molar on its jaw, thumbs, above average Intelligence.

[@InvaderGIR98]

+Velociraptors of Skyrim And it makes sense with the whole 'using it for war' aspect. A giant godzilla-esque monster... With human intelligence, and thus the possibility of being trained for combat? Maybe that will be a big reveal in the sequels, 'cause when I saw the trailers for JW before I saw the movie, I was convinced this thing DID have human DNA, and was genuinely surprised it was never brought up in the film.

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

Joey Matheny Same, and the aspects I listed concreted my belief.

[@InvaderGIR98]

Velociraptors of Skyrim I don't know if you read fanfic or are repelled by it, but there's a really good fic out there called 'It's not the raptor DNA'. It's some really good writing, and I don't mean "squeee fanservice" I mean, it legitimately feels like it was written by a professional and could be inserted into canon, or at least an alternate universe canon.

[@abramrodriguez5919]

Well the reason Claire was able too outrun the goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus was because its the same one from the first movie, which means she's very VERY old and with age she losses all of her muscle and speed.

[@yoloswagthuglifeselfie568]

Thank you!

[@MrDarkotaku]

she our ran it in high heels....

[@skintgirafde320]

FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME ABOUT WHY CLAIR OUTRAN T REX

[@abramrodriguez5919]

+MrDarkotaku but she knew how to run in high heels.

[@danelllawrenece1954]

It is nearly 30 years old So yeah she did have a chance plus it's always fed like a domesticated animal so she's lazy

[@Phoenixesper1]

I LOVE the STAB against nostalgia critic at 0:17! Show that 2 bit hack whos boss!

[@Laszlo75]

Vincent WHAT? Dion Frono? Come on Decker, since when do you fuck up the actors name so badly?

[@DeckerShado]

+Lukáš Helcl (LukyHell) Well... was it as bad as my "Chris Platt?"

[@Laszlo75]

+Decker Shado Pratt, Platt, sounds nearly identically. It was more : Did he really said that or am I hearing it wrong? :) But Vincent D'Onofrio is a high profile actor and it's like you never heard of him.

[@stanislavradev8261]

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[@buitailinh6227]

Not nесessaarilу work fоr еvеryonе guys, ааlthough i fооund this methоd woorking for Jurаssiс Wоrld herе. twitter.com/ca077ce29da62d145/status/735030775029112832 Jurаssiс Wоrld Rеviеeеw

[@blemishedlamb5956]

Lukáš Helcl if he can't pronounce it maybe he can say Private Pyle

[@Lalle524]

I Think the secretary kill is completely tasteless since she didn't actually do anything bad enough for her to get brutalized like that. Had the main antagonist's death been this over the top i wouldn't mind it, but this was so randomly psychotic.

[@abramrodriguez5919]

Well it's an action movie with genetic dinosaurs, what did you expect? And a lot of people crave violence and fighting and that's what they came to see.

[@Lalle524]

Xenomorph King It just kinda sits out of place, you know? In Jurassic Park 1 all the bad Guys got brutal deaths, and all the other deaths were plot relevant like the tech guy in JP 1.

[@abramrodriguez5919]

True.True.

[@Dinoslay]

Fun fact: According to original storyboards made for this scene, Zara wasn't the one killed in this fashion but a security employee. I suppose she got it instead because it's the best way to imply that no one is truly safe in a situation like that. For other words, EVERYONE has become fair game.

[@CassDaMan1138]

+Jasper Daugaard Muldoon was a bad guy?

[@winkles2314]

The dinosaur they created in this movie is like the Predator. Sees infra-red, kills for sport, turns invisible, hyper intelligent. It'll be firing plasma bolts in Jurassic world 2

[@cybernad]

winkles2314 Jurassic world 2 will most likely be a war movie the way this one ended

[@protol6269]

26:39 I laughed so hard I started coughing XD XD

[@lanthelancer]

When I heard that they used cuttlefish D.N.A. when cloning the Indominus, I thought to myself "I am not a geneticist, but it seems like it would be much easier to use chameleon D.N.A. if they wanted it to change color. Combining dinosaur D.N.A. with mollusk D.N.A. seems like it would be a lot harder." Also, I know that using dinosaurs in the military sounds unpractical, but come on, how awesome would a war with genetically enhanced dinosaurs be!?

[@arminreindl7742]

Well, chameleons' colour change abilities aren't that great, they mostly change colour based on their mood. Cuddlefish however are almost perfect at camouflage.

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

Or they could have gone the route of not saying everything that was in the Indominus. In the Lost World book, there was a dinosaur that could change color just like that, Carnotaurus,

[@arminreindl7742]

Velociraptors of Skyrim Hello there.

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

Armin Reindl Greetings.

[@Countrybougiegeorgia]

I still think it's a hell of a lot better than those sequels

[@Lalle524]

Then again that's nothing hard.

[@Countrybougiegeorgia]

+Jasper Daugaard yeah true but i still really did enjoy this and I'm glad it was pretty good yeah it had a lot of plot holes but it was really fun to watch

[@bearzdlc2172]

Only thing good about it is chris Pratt, all the other characters are so annoying and hatable besides dr wu

[@JettaNatioN]

Been watching a lot of your videos and wow, great reviews. Can't wait to see more of them \m/

[@Tibz07]

@3:46 Epic Foreshadowing to Fallen Kingdom

[@linksbro1]

Squirrel doing accrobatics is more impressive than Fallen Kingdom.

[@takkycat]

One really interesting thing is the societal shift in how to keep animals. The first Jurassic Park was more the circus idea of the tiger and the whip while this one is more positive reinforcement.

[@Hound831]

26:55 Did anyone else notice the J3 stab at the spinosaurus? Also Deep Blue Sea!

[@TheBeastInBlack]

where? and Deep Blue Sea?

[@cookiesnugglez7318]

@@TheBeastInBlack the t-rex destroyed the spinosaurus skeleton

[@CSKClyde]

Hey Decker, I love your reviews! They're full of subtle jokes and for those "in-the-know". It feels special to be able to laugh at your jokes, and I'd really appreciate that. Congrats on the 200th episode. Please keep'em coming!

[@XxDrevokxX]

The "Goddamned sexual tyranosaurus" part killed me dead.

[@animalman57]

+Decker Shado On the Gyrosphere ride, there were invisable fences that the Gyrosphere stays in. This was reaviled both on the website and the film. As for how they got through the broken gate when they had a set path, I guess when the I. rex broke through the gate, she also broke through the invisable fences.

[@andrewblanchard2537]

28:13 - the T-rex and the raptor decide f**k it the movie's gone on long enough , it's time to cash their paychecks Decker that was the funniest thing thing you said in this entire review 😃

[@andyblanchard8652]

Andrew Blanchard $

[@GravelordNeat-O]

"I can't play babysitter right now. I'm too busy PLAYING GOD!!" -Decker Shado

[@maloperverso8118]

8:26, How come the Velociraptors couldn't just Jump Out of that Cage!? Like, it didn't Seem High/Deep Enough......

[@MrDanAng1]

7:31 As a dog owner, this is the most irritating scene in the movie, when Chris Pratt have no clue how to train animals with a clicker! Sometimes, it's the smallest things...

[@FartSmucker]

And after watching Guardians of the Galaxy, sorry, I'll never not see chris pratt other than star lord, born for the role.

[@latexwhistledown342]

20:18 then Zara has an unnecessarily dragged out death sequence where she gets slowly drowned then eaten by a mosasaurus

[@HurricaneDDragon]

I’ve watched this review way more than I’ve watched the actual movie.

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

20:00 I think that they didn't have shock collars on the flying dinosaurs because the glass dome had them built in, only on the inside. Which is why the Indominus had no problem breaking through from the outside. But the T-rex, I got nothing there. Maybe she was too old or something. And they probably deactivated the raptor's.

[@oscarstainton]

Well, this was a fun review that was well worth the wait! Easily my favourite part of the review: "Goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus!!" Definitely great to see that old joke make a triumphant return. The one counter-argument I will throw out there is that Rexy could probably smell the Indominus lurking outside of her paddock and considered her a serious threat that needed to be killed, so Claire weren't her main focus of interest. The 4/5 rating was certainly higher than I had expected, and I still hold the original Jurassic Park at a higher rating, but still, loved watching!! :)

[@emberparadox458]

Fun fact, Gray was originally written as being autistic, hence why he counted things like how many minutes it would take to drive to the airport and how many teeth each dinosaur had. Unfortunately, it seems like they simply abandoned this character feature for him after about the first 1/4 or 1/3 of the film. I say unfortunately because it would have been a new and unique thing for the character instead of relying on the old trope 'young kids get lost in Jurassic Park and have to survive dinosaurs'' like the previous three movies. Instead, they could have had the focus be more on how a young boy with autism tries to cope with the stressful situation of his parents divorcing, something an autistic youth might truly struggle to understand, followed by the insane situation of the dinosaurs getting loose, and would have given his older brother far better motivation to change from being a cold asshole into his younger brother's protector, instead of it just happening because they ran away from the I-Rex.

[@TheConspiredOne]

the woman died so brutally because they wanted to change the first 3 movies whole: women inherit the earth thing....ever noticed no women got killed in them?...the little girl in number 2 at the beginning survived the compy attack....the people who made jurassic world wanted to end the women are safe thing.

[@TheEnigmaticBM39]

TheConspiredOne these same people that complain about this death paid no mind to lawyer, the security gate guy from the opening of the first, the unlucky bastard from the San Diego incident and frank who did nothing to warrant their deaths, died brutally as well.

[@Ryan88881]

Wait how do you know that little girl didn't die in the 2nd one?

[@TheConspiredOne]

Ryan Marshall In the novel it said it and im pretty sure in the movie hammond talks about the inncident.

[@Ryan88881]

TheConspiredOne Oh hmmm.. I actually have the Lost World book and started reading it one time but never finished.. I'll have to check it out.

[@TheConspiredOne]

dont hold me to it but im sure one of them had it mentioned.

[@SykeMediaTV]

No matter how many times I watch this movie I still can't afford to buy the Mercedes they keep trying to sell me!

[@microwavedpizza2504]

a god damn sexual tyrannosaur.... just like me

[@alexbaxter1751]

you did not even mention my favorite scene the one that came in before the credits, Rexy still brutally injured from the brawl last night, lumbers to the helicopter pad of the control cenre pausing for a brief second and unleashing the classic T-Rex roar from the first movie, announcing her return to the throne

[@johnathangrishaw3096]

interesting fact the endomodus rex having the ability to change its skin color is based on a dinosaur from the lost world book

[@partgard1]

colt grisham endomodus? WTF?

[@alessandrofedericogobber5634]

Can i say that i love your head slap?! it's freaking funny! ahahahaha

[@RachelTheVlogger]

Lol at the "clever girl " quote, love it. 😊😊😊

[@dole8001]

I still like the theory that Chris Pratts character is the kid Grant terrified from the first Jurassic Park grown up

[@zerrico]

I don't know about you, but I would have Luke's more if they dropped the kids all together and used their screen time to show more of the park.

[@ZirroTerrito]

You deserve alot more subscribers and views then you get, I only found your channel yesterday and I love watching your videos

[@AEsir_Goji]

Actually if Zach was eaten I think Gray would be cheering(or at least I would, out of all the kid/young adult characters of the JP franchise, Zach is the one that I truly hate).

[@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830]

4:45 I agree that indominus must have been there for a while to be so big but he WASN'T fully grown. It was said in the movie it will grow even bigger but it died before doing that obviously.

[@abramrodriguez5919]

In my opinion I think Jurassic World is a worthy sequel to Jurassic park and it's way more action packed compared to the other sequels.

[@girrganflirganchrgan5815]

True

[@vevans0009]

+Xenomorph King Hell yeah to dat.

[@MrDe4dGuy34]

Your Majesty, I humbly inquire as to whether you are saying this because you're excited about the film or is it because you, my lord, are intrigued by the Queen of Isla Nublar? I know Her Majesty, the Xenomorph Queen, was less than enthusiastic about your advances, so maybe a tyrannosaurus rex is a better match?

[@Ragitsu]

+Xenomorph King In my opinion none of the sequels to Jurassic Park live up to the original in any way. That said, Jurassic Park III is clearly the most straightforward and no-nonsense sequel of them all and is the best of the bunch (though that isn't saying much).

[@abramrodriguez5919]

+Ragitsu who ever said that!? Only Spinosaurus fans say that and they treat it like its the holy bible but yet they're blind on what the "REAL" Spinosaurus looked liked.

[@Crazyredemu]

Well, horses are just as dangerous as those three horns but kids ride those all the time...and get killed by them too so I guess your point still stands

[@rexy1085]

2:19 Real dinosaur footage RIGHT THERE !! 25:24 wow

[@robertlast2522]

Decker with the head slap is a better staple of his videos than anything that nostalgia critic does.

[@AtlanticPicture]

20:46 ! Exactly my thought when I saw it :)

[@mikeleake8696]

I've been waiting forever for this review decker! Jurassic world is one of my all time favorite movies right now. Thank you for being the great entertainer that you are! Big thumbs up!!

[@Venom3254]

0:20 😂😂 Taking shots at Nostalgic Critic, I see I like that

[@tehdouglas1]

The T-Rex in JW was trained to know the red flare leads to food since they throw one right before they feed it whereas in JP they just left a goat out chained to a poll.

[@EverboughART]

It may not be the best movie in terms of... well, everything that makes a movie good, but at least it's better than the other sequels. Out of all the other sequels, I'd say this one is the best out of all of them. Not necessarily a great sequel, but it's the best one out of all of the Jurassic Park sequels (Not counting the first one).

[@msagzjr.4641]

How the fuck can people be bored of LIVING FUCKING DINOSAURS in a minimum of 2 decades And my favorite moment in the entire movie is when Owen literally walks up to Hoskins just to punch him in the face

[@thexenochannel11353]

I lost it at sexual tyrannosaurs!😂

[@Sableagle]

17:26 OH, that's a sparkler on the ball wreck. I thought it was a really overdone sun-gleam on the rifle to make really, really sure we all know Owen is visible to something, but it's a giant spray of sparks to make really, really sure we all know the wreck is wrecked.

[@obscureentertainment8303]

I hope someone casts Chris Pratt as a villain one day.

[@Speculativedude]

I'm glad that they gave Dr. Wu a more important role in these movies because even though he dies in the original book, he does play a much bigger role including a good argument for genetically modifying the dinosaurs more to make them more docile and less aggressive. But his suggestions are shot down be Hammond.

[@dilynazzopardi2598]

this was actually my least favourite out of the 4 movies, yes I thought the 3rd was better, please don't start a war, I like all the jp movies

[@momyour170]

Congratulations. You just started World War III.

[@dilynazzopardi2598]

+momyour170 well I guess im going to jail then

[@danelllawrenece1954]

I like the 3rd one It makes Rex's not strongest creature out their Even If they designed the spino wrong

[@kurvos]

+Danell Lawrenece They didn't design the spino wrong in the third more than they designed the velociraptors wrong in the first one. Easiest to just excuse it all by being genetically altered.

[@dilynazzopardi2598]

+Danell Lawrenece they technically didn't design spino wrong because that is how it looked at the time and a rex was more powerful than spino because spino is built for fishing while rex is built for just killing. The reason they made spino win is because they wanted a new star dino and because the scientist thought longer=more powerful, by that logic, a shantungasaurus would kill most aquatic and all terrestrial carnivores.

[@MrDanAng1]

18:02 Well, gas slightly deteriorate... but cars can be started up with 30 year old gasoline, but it will need an oilchange and most likely swap out some rubber hoses first. And of course, a fresh battery. That's enough to get it started, although the brakes will likely be rust welded together, so the car can start moving, but it can't stop!

[@michaeldeak5727]

Decker, T.rex was actually somewhat slower than 30 mph, more like 20-25 mph.

[@jaspermorrisey630]

It's neither. The highest speed of a T-Rex was 40mph

[@michaeldeak5727]

They see Me rollin That's actually false, it is impossible for a T.rex to run at 40mph, because it would have to have ridiculously large leg muscles to run that fast. Even though it did have some huge leg muscles, they were not large enough to run at 40mph.

[@jaspermorrisey630]

Michael Deak Well that's the result I got by googling it

[@theblackgoatofthewoods]

It would still outrun a woman wearing high heels

[@michaeldeak5727]

Well 1, the T.rex was pretty old in Jurassic World, and 2 (as stated before), the speed of a real T.rex was about 25 mph.

[@ArokhX]

Merry (belated) X-mas, Decker, and congratulations on 200 videos! We all look forward to many, many more in the future.

[@chravenschronicles7387]

20:45 and then she becomes lex luthors sister

[@dbabaganoosh]

“I built a two story carnivore, with DNA from back when we were fuckin’ fish!!” Best line I’ve heard in a long time 😂😂😂

[@allthingswildlifeyt1218]

Jurassic park 4.5/5 Jurassic world 4/5 The lost world 3.5/5 Jurassic park 3 2/5

[@daverobson3084]

You were far too kind to this movie in your rankings.

[@captainsimp8864]

@@daverobson3084 how?

[@daverobson3084]

@@captainsimp8864 Jurassic World 4/5???? This movie had unlikable leads, a poor story that forgot plot points ten seconds after it established them ( what happened to the perimeter implants that should zap the dinoes? Disappeared entirely!!!), and bad attempts to define who are the "heroes" and who are the " villains"( Claire makes dinosaurs for profit="hero" Vincent Dinofrio's character makes dinosaurs for profit AND to cut down on human casualties in war="villain"??). The CGI was meh ( for a Jurassic Park movie "meh" might as well be " pathetic") . The characters so dumb ( Walking into the Indominus cage when they don't know where it is! Opening the big door in said cage when there is a little , man sized on right next to it. Letting the guests control wherever they want to go in those hamster ball things. The soldiers not immediately shooting the I Rex because.....it is talking to the velociraptors . ) The movie is so dumb ( sure, you can get 20+ year old gasoline to work. Why not? Minigun bullets do NOTHING to the I Rex!. ) Vincent Dinofrio wants to use dinosaurs to counter dinosaurs="stupid and dangerous" Grey wants to use dinosaurs to counter dinosaurs=" Lets do that immediately !!!!! " AND it works fine.

[@captainsimp8864]

@@daverobson3084 still much better then any other movie that can after the first on

[@captainsimp8864]

@@daverobson3084 Jurassic park 5/5 Jurassic Park the lost World 2\5 Jurassic park 3 3/5 Jurassic wolrd 4/5 Jurassic world fallen Kingdom 1/5

[@animetay]

Decker love the squirrel acrobatics are amazing. :D