The Lost World Jurassic Park Review

[@fredricksawyer6855]

Obviously all the deaths on the ship while the Rex was trapped, were caused by Jason trying to get back to Manhattan

[@yves0010]

The little Girl in the beginning of the movie is not killed. Hammond references her surviving the attack while talking to Malcolm "A wee girl was attack... Oh she's fine.. She's fine." Something like that. Its a one line passive dialog that is easy to miss.

[@andrewphillips8341]

That want in the theatrical release, so to the audience she was killed

[@joshhill212]

Thank you for bringing this up! I was only coming to the comment section to bring up the same point myself lol.

[@joshhill212]

@Andrew Phillips Yes, but in literally every home release format, weather it be Digital, Blu-ray, DVD, VHS, Etc... The girl lives. As I'm pretty sure Decker Shado watched this movie at home to do the review, & didn't just see this movie in theaters because it's the year 2014 & not 1997 I have to conclude that he in fact watched one of the home releases. This means that Decker Shado simply just missed the line about the girl being alive. Although as much as I enjoy Decker Shado's reviews, this is the first time I'm going through his Jurassic Park reviews & in the first Jurassic Park review he made a lot of leaps of logic & insinuations that are easily explained & kind of ruined his review for me. In his first Jurassic Park film review Decker Shado made some good & obvious complaints that I & everyone else who have ever watched the movie have also had like the weird-ass cliff that appears out of nowhere. Also Decker Shado made some arguments that held up at the time he made the first review about the appearance of the dino, but we're later explained in future movies (Like Jurassic World). Although Decker Shado also made some unfair criticisms towards the first film, Including but not limited to things that he felt were irrelevant to the plot or criticizing character motivations. For example Decker Shado criticized Dr. Alan Grant for leaving the kids in what he thought was a safe & secure building instead of bringing the injured children back out into the wilderness of death with killer dinosaurs. I just felt that many of the alternate decisions Decker Shado would have made in the film can be far more legitimately criticized than the actual decisions of the fictional characters in the first Jurassic Park movie. Ever since I found Decker Shado Channel I've quite enjoyed it, so this is not a criticism from a place of hate, but rather some constructive criticism. In his first Jurassic Park movie review he got significant details wrong, or made serious leaps in logic. So when I start watching his second Jurassic Park movie review & Decker Shado gets the very first scene of the movie wrong, & ot just in casual passing, but he makes a point to emphasize that she was murdered, torn apart, etc... as an actual critique of the film it makes Decker Shado's content less enjoyable. On top of that, constructive criticism is simply just a very positive thing, I've seen Decker Shado make a mistake & correct the mistake in later videos proving that critiquing the critic can lead to a positive outcome. For example criticism led Decker Shado to actually correct one of his bigger mistakes from the first review regarding the dinosaurs dying within a few days. There are few other mistakes I wish he would correct, but to give credit where credit is due, I'm glad Decker makes those types of corrections when he notices he made the mistake in the first place.

[@lukastroutman4600]

joshhill212 yeah nice essay, want a cookie?

[@joshhill212]

@@lukastroutman4600 Yeah you're right, it was nice, thank you. I have always held the position that constructive criticism can help others to improve. & thanks for the offer, but I'm gonna have to pass on the cookie, I'm trying to watch my weight.

[@kevinfurey7527]

Holy shit, that ship carrying the Rex was named the S.S. Venture, the name of the same ship that brought King Kong to New York. If you look closely, you can see the name of the ship on her bow. Awesome reference.

[@SovereignJarodKwan]

They also say it's name in the movir "ss venture you are approaching the docks at flank speed, reduce at once"

[@morgothfromangband6082]

Same universe?!

[@disbeafakename167]

@@morgothfromangband6082 same boat even...

[@dinoboy4662]

"What do they got in there, King Kong." Ian Malcom 1993

[@conwaytwitty8018]

Given the way the ship made land, I'm surprised they didn't call it the costa concordia.

[@ronaldellis5793]

I gotta be honest, that ingen dinosaur hunting/catching scene was the coolest thing I'd ever seen as a kid.

[@BattlingBeasts]

9:57, It's also important to note that the vast majority of species, including ourselves, are unable to produce lysine so that fail-safe is and always was completely useless.

[@TheRageaholic]

Fuck, I'll say it. This movie is great. I actually like it a little more than the first. There's more of an odyssey-type feel than the theme park vibe of the original, so instead of feeling like an exploitative sequel, it readily inhabits its own skin as a separate entity entirely. The omnipresent snark also goes a long way to establishing its own tone. It's a bit darker, the photography has more of a Film Noir feel, and the soundtrack absolutely curb-stomps the first film's. The only shark-jump moment is the gymnastics bit. But then, the original had its own cartoony flourishes. (Dennis Nedry makes a Loony Toons 'slipping on a banana peel' sound when he falls and drops the can of Barbasol, for example) Nostalgia Critic's review of this always felt pretty weak. He _reeeeeeaaaally_ had to stretch for some of those gripes. And a few of them were factually inaccurate, or explained by the book.

[@Andman8210]

it was my favorite in my opinion, the whole atmosphere of the movie was great in my opinion

[@johnnyryan8512]

This movie was better than the first and obviously the last one was crap and I think the reason for that is the amount of Ian Malcolm we see. He is by far the best character in the trilogy.

[@kurvos]

***** I love The Lost World, but... 10/10, even with all the flaws brought up by Decker and other reviewers? :/ Really?

[@kurvos]

***** Hmmm... well, you know what? I respect that. Sometimes, we can love a movie so much we do not think the potential flaws of it makes us love it any less - and in that sense, it does make sense to give it 10/10. :) Hell, I give all three Hobbit movies 10/10 because I love them to death - but it doesn't mean I am delusional to their flaws, it just means I love them a lot.

[@Pr0DlgY]

+The Rageaholic i could not have put it in a better way. You sir, deserve a giant thumbs up. And i agree, the soundtrack is probably the most neglected aspect of this movie. It kind of pissed me of how this review went for cheap laughs rather than bein hones. They slapped "Jurassic Park" on the title to avoid confusion? really?? no one is confused about this being Jurassic Park related.. and do you really want to the same movie as the first? JP2 did a perfect job in that sence. Only thing that makes me grind my teeth watching this is the gymnastics scene, and im not a fan of the San diego ending. should have kept it on the island.

[@satoshikatsumoto9007]

Just so you know Decker Ian thought three people died the three being the lawyer Gennaro, Muldoon and Arnold. The raptor handler in the beginning died at the start and he didn't know Nedry was killed.

[@justice_productions_]

Satoshi Katsumoto That’s a good point

[@mikereger1186]

Shame they didn’t stick to Crichton’s original novel where Muldoon was one of the survivors.

[@DoctorProph3t]

JuSt sO YoU kNoW Did you adjust your glasses and clear your sinuses while making that?

[@aprilbennett4161]

@@mikereger1186 They were going to have Muldoon survive, and even bring him back in this movie. Unfortunately, Muldoon's actor, Bob Peck, was diagnosed with an undisclosed type of cancer in 1994 and was too ill to act. He eventually passed away in 1999. Roland is essentially his stand-in.

[@maryray4960]

April Bennett WHAT IS IT WITH JURASSIC PARK ACTORS AND DYING,FIRST MULDOON AND ROLANDS ACTORS,AND NOW IRFAN KHAN,IM NOT PLAYING IN A JURASSIC MOVIE *EVER* JUST FOR RISK OF DEATH

[@DarkwaveDuck]

Even with it's flaws, I still enjoyed JP2 more than JP3.

[@Andman8210]

yes this movie is actually really entertaining to watch because in my opinion its great

[@DandyAndy23]

Goes without saying lol. The 3rd was just....ugh. Don't get me wrong, it had it's moments of genuine excitement, but yeah....3 blew.

[@narrowgaugeproductions5873]

HOW DARE YOU SAY JURASSIC PARK 3 IS BAD

[@justinamenta7241]

Uh yeah no shit, who didnt

[@PlusUltraAdrian]

I like to pretend 3 doesn't exist and they just skipped to Jurassic World.

[@ShikiHisashi]

5:56 "It would be a shame if she were to become 'lost', right Malcolm? Just be a good lad and go on that island, the more 'help' the better." Hammond retreated in the shadows, laughing maniacally.

[@Monicaccina]

Something he missed in this review was that Ian's girlfriend came to Hammond about it, and went to the island immediately and completely willingly, all on her own.

[@oscarstainton]

@ 3:30; the bodycount was indeed five but Malcolm didn't know about the deaths of Nedry or the park worker. Sorry, that one always gets under my skin ever since the Nostalgia Critic's review. And yes, The Lost World is not all that great at the end of the day, even Spielberg himself agrees he wasn't in top form at the time. I call it just a guilty pleasure for the dinosaur action and dark atmosphere, more than I can say about Jurassic Park III, but that's just me. Once again, a lot of excellent points raised!

[@DeckerShado]

Oscar Stainton True, but while Malcolm wouldn't know about Nedry or the worker's deaths, and indeed Nedry running off undetected and being eaten likely wouldn't be known by any at all definitively.. I still feel the worker from the opening would have required some explanation to the press, as there were plenty of witnesses to that event. Of course, one problem with doing things with a comedic bend is that I can't give overly long explanations to things like this... Well, I can, but.. if it's not interesting to most, it just bogs down the review. :/

[@oscarstainton]

Decker Shado I do see where you're coming from, as I myself have no experience with balancing serious reviews with comedy.

[@Blighted_Ashes]

Decker Shado also why didn't they show the Dion roundup in the first movie was it a sorta less actors =low budget movie?

[@QwertyCaesar]

Decker Shado Just to jump into this, a deleted scene for Lost World of the Ingen board of directors shows them explaining that they have a plan to save the company. During the scene, the assault at the beginning of Lost World is referenced, saying that the parents were paid, IIRC, at least ten million value for their silence. I don't remember if the park worker's death was referenced, but I the scene made it clear that there were many other incidents like that. I think that with that scene in mind, one could connect the dots and realize that the park worker's death was dealt with prior to the breakout.

[@CruelestChris]

I like to think he knew about Nedry but wasn't counting Gennero. So it's the deaths of three people and a lawyer.

[@lanthelancer]

16:15 Red touch yellow: kill a fellow Red touch black: get a fellow eaten by a f*cking Tyrannosaurus Rex That is my new favorite thing ever.

[@waifu_laifu5236]

red touch yellow, kill a fellow red touch black, become a t-rex snack

[@oddeyes9413]

I love this movie despite its major flaws and the series as a whole because they're apart of my favorite memories of my mom and dad years before they started getting sick and passed away.

[@calebreynolds9183]

Ian didn’t see 3/5 deaths, he likely could’ve guessed they died, but Ray Arnold and Muldoon definitely died. No way he knew about Nedry who likely “died in the storm,” so to speak. That being said, I only remember: Nedry, Muldoon, Arnold and the lawyer. The park hand died months before the park inspection.

[@benswailes1232]

God dam sexual tyrannosaurus

[@oddeyes9413]

That's everywhere nowadays 🤣

[@TheRagingMage]

I still don't think this movie isn't as bad as its reputation implies, but to each their own. It's defiantly deeply flawed but still very enjoyable in my opinion. JP3 on the other hand was a stab to the nuts with a tooth brush shiv.

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

"If you really want to stop us--shoot us." Nostalgia Critic: *shoots repeatedly*

[@All_About_Dani]

Actually the little girl is fine there's a deleted scene also John Hammond mentions it later

[@SemiJuggaloNumber2]

+Dani Sawyer Yep, I first saw that scene when the movie debuted on network television, as an extended cut with limited commercial breaks. That whole scene was based on the opening of the original Jurassic Park novel. If I remember correctly, the little girl was also talking about it on the news, how she was attacked by what she described as a chicken-sized lizard that walked on two legs.

[@sigisoltau6073]

That scene with the woman screaming and then cutting to Malcom really confused me. I asked myself "Why is she screaming at him? What's he doing there? How did he get there?" When he moved and it showed he was in a subway that was the moment my brain melted a little.

[@andrewphillips8341]

FIne? Being mauled and she would be fine?And it wasn't in the film, so to the audience she was killed

[@jimtaylor294]

In the book there's a number of incidents... including a scene with a baby that... that would've gotten a direct film adaptation an X Rating ;) .

[@RebelGaming4U]

@@sigisoltau6073 man I'm high right now and i literally thought about this to myself and I can't stop laughing. Im also thinking okay she is screaming and he looks like he is there bored af lmao. Thanks for the laugh.

[@mikegue7208]

say what you like, I enjoyed the field scene with the overhead shot of the raptors closing in.

[@alexandredesbiens-brassard9109]

So this is an old video but a bit of a correction: Side B was never brought up in the first book. It's something Crichton created for the sequel novel so he could have a dino island despite Isla Nublar being blown up to smithereens in the book. The sequel novel was written because the studio wanted a sequel, with or without Crichton. So Crichton wrote a sequel that could follow both the book and the movie. Which means he had to write in a bunch of contrivances like this to bridge the two versions. Also, Sarah Harding was always an animal behaviorist. The paleontologist was Richard Levine. The two characters did get fuse together - in the book, it's Levine who goes on the island ahead of schedule, and that they have to save - but you got their professions confused.

[@DeckerShado]

***** Fair enough. I can see where you're coming from, but I think the film pissed me off a bit too much for me to get really into it. The first had a grand, almost magical feel to it. Pretentious as all hell, yes, but grand all the same. The second aimed to be bigger, which I can respect, but changing it's focus from being grand and exorbitant whilst being grand and exorbitant.. oh hell, I'll say it. It confused the fuck out of me. I didn't see the NC's review recently, so it's hard to comment on that. Honestly I haven't watched him in a while.. that he's evidently reviewed JP 1 & 3 as well is news to me. Obviously I didn't want to repeat what he had said, but.. well that wasn't hard. A movie's a pretty damn long thing and a lot of stuff happens. Though.. having just re-watched JP3 in preparation for next week... damn... yeah, I was REALLY harsh on 1&2.... 1 may be heavily flawed, and 2 may infuriate me, but 3... How the hell do you take a movie about dinosaurs in modern times and churn out the most generic flick possible? And it could have even been worse.. Reading up on it, I found out one of the first drafts was about a group of teenagers trapped on the island... just... no....

[@Elfrunner]

A group of teens? So, the third Jurassic Park almost ended up like AVP: Requiem? Well, considering the mentality of all characters involved in these films, a cast of stranded kids barely would have made for stupider protagonists. I just can't say much for people who insist on trying to open dinosaur theme parks, or reopen them, as was the case in The Lost World: Jurassic Park and now Jurassic World. How the hell this Masrani company ever got approval to rebuild and finally open the original Jurassic Park despite all of its "setbacks" I'll never know. I can't imagine Ian Malcolm and Alan Grant would have been for it. I guess the first park's pre-inaugural failure and a ravenous T-Rex rampaging through San Diego weren't enough to dissuade the public from wanting to visit a fully realized prehistoric animal zoo. Maybe the impending Frankenstein dinosaur that will inevitably screw up Jurassic World will make governments and corporations rethink the idea. :P Actually, I doubt it. The fourth movie will undoubtedly warrant more sequels. Oh, and you were right about Denis Nedry waiting for a better opportunity to escape Isla Nublar with the embryos. Dodgson told him at the cafe there was enough coolant inside the shaving cream can for 36 hours. Now, I'm assuming the coolant would only be activated once the embryos were sealed inside the container. It wouldn't have done much good to have it running before then, not if you factor in the time it took Dodgson to get to the meeting with Denis, Denis's trip to the park, the entire work day there, and the trip back. Had Denis been successful, the 36 hours would have expired long before the goods made it back to the mainland. That said, Denis Nedry could have waited until the following morning to leave the island. By the time he got back to Dodgson's people, about 20 hours would have passed. If I'm not mistaken, Denis's plan in the book was far more patient. He was to get the embryo container to the docks and return to his work post to restore power to the park fences before anyone knew there was a real problem.

[@vrofficialthiago7973]

I can agree with you but the thing about the lost world is that it wasn't all that bad really I mean I guess it was 8 out of 10 and jurassic park 3 was bad but was interesting to watch to Me so a 6 out of 10

[@tonylane941]

+daustin8888 That pic is like two years old. my hair has gotten a shit ton longer. And no, I wish. lol, I'd have him singing parody renditions of "Happy Birthday" every year if he was a relative of mine.

[@trevorhensley3185]

How much is shipping and handling on a T-Rex?

[@bromodragone8405]

Decker Shado Greenhouse Brothel?

[@starblue6tv]

The girl in the beginning wasn't killed Hammond told Malcolm that she was fine

[@Charisonic_558]

19:00 it was Ludlow who let them in. Before they walk up, you can see him looking over the crowd at the two, he then leans over to a security guard and says "See that couple over there? Allow them to see this up close."

[@tobywesson6424]

New here. A fan. The M Class Mercedes was used to show off its all wheel drive. It was also a prototype. They had just announced its manufacturing. The plant was being built in my home town here in Alabama

[@greenkoopa]

That's pretty neat! That RV Mobile Command Center toy is like $1k lol

[@jaybrodah3938]

Hey Decker, Liked the review. I have a point that you might find interesting about this film. You pointed out that some scenes felt very much like Spielberg wasn't behind the camera. As is turns out during a lot of the early and middle parts of filming Spielberg left filming in order to join the rest of his family due one of his kids being gravely ill and the studio wouldn't push back the films release date, so they brought in a second director to take over till Spielberg returned towards the later parts of filming, and only went back to re shoot several scenes before they got too far behind schedule.

[@WinterSteele]

6:54 To be fair, at that time Vince Vaughn was still appearing in fairly decent movies and had not yet been relegated to the shitty comedies he's known for today.

[@BullworthGraduate]

+Winter Steele : I hope you don't think the "Psycho" remake that he starred in that came out a year after this film is a decent movie.

[@BullworthGraduate]

***** : It was a shitty remake that did almost the same thing that the original movie did. I don't see how it added more from the book if it did everything exactly like the original movie.

[@iamnegan938]

Hmmm touchy

[@ireallylovepie]

Decker, you should have said "red touch black, and you're a snack". Another good review by the way.

[@Jarod-sm5rf]

“Please let them fall to their deaths as he desperately searches fora McDonald’s on that island, oh who I’m I kidding their fucking everywhere” true dude so true.

[@battlestar976]

The reason Ian said only three people died instead of five can be easily explained. It's likely John and Donald never told Grant and the others that one of their works was killed if they did tell them it's likely they wouldn't of sign of on the park. As for Nedry it's judging by what Hammond said they all assume he left the island and went into hiding they probably never found out he was killed by the Dilophosaurus. This is not that difficult to figure out!!!!!!

[@AlexCooper-cr6pz]

The part in the first scene with the mother yelling was cut away to look like she was screaming at Ian Malcolm.

[@FischerFilmStudio]

In the books Velociraptors had been breeding and escaping from the island into Costa Rica on cargo ships. It therefore would make sense that the Raptors would know where the docks are and how to sneak aboard the Venture.

[@trevorhensley3185]

Sorry, Ian. Your girlfriend is on another island.

[@oddeyes9413]

Its dangerous to go alone. Take this: *Gives baby Rexie to investors* bye-bye now! *runs away*

[@griffingower1883]

Hey at least they gave junior back to buck rex

[@Sir_Master_Kaino]

The death of 3 people. Genarro. Muldoon. Ray Arnold. The worker Joffery, was made public before they went to the island. And they never found Nedry.

[@CruelestChris]

Or it was "three people and a lawyer."

[@1krani]

"Your filmmakers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."

[@-Gurza-]

4:59 You made a snafu on the _internet?!_ WHERE'S MY TORCH AND PITCHFORK!

[@michaelcongerjr8806]

🔦 🍴 Best i can do.

[@PantherMistress88]

I hope you plan to review the new Jurassic World! I really enjoy your reviews and you make alot of very smart and interesting comments

[@chrisnesbitt8454]

It doesn't matter if you make mistakes...you STILL have the best hair...

[@white-dragon4424]

One other question about the continuity of this movie. Seeing that most of this movie mostly takes place on a separate island to the original movie, how did the characters make it into the ruins of Jurassic Park without crossing a huge stretch of water?

[@michaelcongerjr8806]

It's not Jurassic Park(Isla Nublar), its just another facility on Isla Sorna(Site B). JP3 also takes place on Isla Sorna, with yet Another building being explored. 👍

[@FrancisR420]

My headcanon is that she was cut from the team because a random dog walked out onto her paths and she just yeeted that thing without even noticing

[@bryceandrew13]

I'd let the dinosaurs loose too. If Ledlow (or however the fuck you spell his name) got what he wanted and a Jurassic Park were built in San Francisco, I think it's pretty safe to say the dinosaurs would kill hundreds of people. The biggest problem I had with the film was that part where the ship crew is somehow dead. It's such a huge goddamn plot-hole. Also, there's a lot of great ideas in the novel that sadly got left out. On the plus side, the movie's soundtrack is great and fits the concept of an isolated island with dinosaurs perfectly.

[@OpenMawProductions]

I really don't think that's the case at all. How many zoos operate around the world without any major outbreaks?

[@bryceandrew13]

OpenMawProductions How many zoos around the world contain the largest most powerful creatures ever to walk the Earth?

[@Charley_Goji]

maybe raptors got on the boat but the rex ate them when they walked into the room not knowing he was in there???

[@griffingower1883]

He wanted jurassic park to be built in San Diego not San Francisco

[@bryceandrew13]

​@@griffingower1883 Cool. That doesn't change anything. Dinosaurs would still be roaming a big city with lots of people in it.

[@Durmomo0]

Lol "thank you...vince vaughn"

[@ElegantButlerSeb]

FYI Roland and Van Owen were an homage to the song "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner" written by Warren Zevon.

[@JediDanD]

Everyone loves John Hammond because he kind of looks like Santa, and by that you mean he played Santa in Miracle on 34th Street.

[@Foobie07]

The reason Ian and Sarah are let into the ceremony even though they were denied is because Ludlow saw them and told one of the Ingen guards to let them in so they could see this "up close" as he put it. The line went by pretty quick though so I don't blame you for missing it.

[@procow2274]

One scene that always gets me is when the raptors start attacking people in the high grass at one point a guy gets taken down by a raptor another guy looks back, sees it, and then turns his head back around and keeps walking forward like nothing happened. Until a raptor gets him to

[@jamesroper4952]

I heard that was some problems between the writer and studio. Apparently the writer didn't like the changes they made to the story, especially when it came to jokes. Which is why the writer had nothing to do with the future sequels.

[@bigratkiller1]

Funniest thing i've heard in ages is you trying to pronounce Pete Postlethwaite 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ImInLoveWithBulla]

It’s a shame that he died, because Peter Postlethwaite vs Predator would have been an incredible movie. BTW, he also had a great role in Treasure Island as George Merry.

[@jamesschuur2801]

My cat was eaten by a T Rex and I am OUTRAGED at the violation of me feelings by this film!

[@H3XGames]

The whole death number thing is due to the main characters only knowing about 3 deaths, Gennaro, Muldoon, and Arnold, they didn't know that Nedry and no one but JP employees knew about Jophery

[@GojiWanGaming]

Love the delivery of alliteration! I was thinking you'd go full-on Hugo Weaving's V at that moment! 😂😂😂

[@Nightvampirefear]

I always thought that Malcom's other two kids were in college or way older then Kelly at least and that's why they weren't mentioned

[@bodavidson2804]

That's what I assumed too. Likely older (adult) children from a previous marriage(s). There's lots of plausible explanations rather than the script just ignoring JP1 dialogue.

[@northernknight7787]

I actually really enjoyed the lost world a youngster and still do. I liked it almost as much as the first

[@dirtcollector]

these reviews are awesome. your sense of humor is right up my alley

[@Dinoslay]

Congratulations, man. You have done a way better, more insightful review for this movie than Douglas Walker. Keep up the good work, got a few good chuckles out of me.

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

Actually, the ship crew were allegedly written to have been eaten by raptors as the raptors had become smart enough to know that anytime a ship docked, there'd be a chance to escape the island to go to new territory (as they'd done it before when other shops docked to collect/drop off cargo before the place shut down). Now you may be wondering where the raptors went as they probably wouldn't have abandoned ship. Keep wondering that! Lol

[@cainjenkins6654]

I hated the lost world at first ,but then they escaped into the city , and Malcolm said "now your Hammond " and I loved it

[@andrewblanchard2537]

16:12 a GODDAMN SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS

[@geralddiete-spiffjr.4900]

I've always loved the line, "I don't mean to offend but..." You're hilarious Decker. I'm going to remain a fan for as long as I can stand it. Holla!

[@captainjigglesgamingandhob8086]

Anyone else notice how the add breack at the 9:46 mark has decker accidentally using the C word twice? It literally gets looped there for me... XD wtf lol

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

9:16 still love this scene the stegosaurus is one of my favourite dinosaurs

[@80MWH]

19:34 Actually, one could say it was because Thing from "The Addams Family" got drunk, and led to a suicidal tendency to party hearty, leading to the wreck.

[@white-dragon4424]

19:39 Not only that, but how did the Raptors let the Rex out of the hold of the ship? Also, all VRs were only the size of big chickens, not the size of cows as these movies show. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a6/Vraptor-scale.png

[@scrapper70]

Eddie is the one character that didn't deserve to die, he also was the only one that didn't do anything to the rexes

[@themammoth9051]

*GODAMN SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS*

[@kodiethewarrior5366]

14:38 Decker, you ever thought the carnivorous predators in the last movie were over excited to actually hunt for the first time in their lives?

[@-libertyprimev1-902]

(around 4:59) Again it's actually explored why in the Telltale Jurassic Park game.

[@disbeafakename167]

Goldbloom only saw and knew about 3 deaths. The first one happened before he was even near the island to the raptor. Then he saw the lawyer get eaten after he lead the rex to him. He was there when Hunter McZookeeper left to turn on the juice, and was there when Blondie Botanist came back and told him about Black Corpse. He didn't know Supersize McJunkfood died, because he never saw him, alive or dead. As far as Chaos MacSillyhat knows, only 3 people died.

[@jacknapier8201]

Ok, we do see predators sometimes vibing with their prey in the wild if the predator has recently fed. However those are almost always herd animals with the prey defense of "there are a lot of us and they can't eat us all" not giant aggressive saurians with big ass thagomisers, yes that's what they're called.

[@stevenalexander6713]

The man reading the paper at the beginning is Ethan Rayne from Buffy, who's done some pretty fucked up shit. The compies should have eaten him instead.

[@connorvaughn7968]

Kelly was ADOPTED. Not from an orphanage, but from Ians past marriage to the baby mama. Baby mama was careless, Kelly was picked up by CPS/DCS, Then Ian adopted her. In the books it never says if Kelly is Black or White. But I"m 100% sure that's the case in the movie. Ian adopts her, allows visitation with her mother, but all in all he stepped up as her father. She was most likely an infant or toddler when Ian adopted her towards the end of his first marriage.

[@procow2274]

To be fair back them most people back then called the genesis sega. Calling things by the exact terms is a newer trend. Back then most kids never even knew sega had other systems and sega logo would constantly pop up in games start up

[@jmdnelson4891]

19:40, actually, what happened was that the T-Rex woke in a narcoleptic state, killed the crew and was baited down below (probably by some unfortunate crewmember) and was sealed in by another dying member. The raptor theory is just fan speculation.

[@Hudson316]

This movie started the chain of sequels that each borrowed little parts from the original book without the story to go with them (Compys in this, the river chase in 3, etc)

[@sebastianemond5313]

5:30 - 5:35 To quote the Nostalgia Critic, "YOU MAKE MISTAKES SO YOU CAN LEARN FROM THEM, NOT SO YOU CAN MAKE MORE MISTAKES!! ARE YOU F#*&ING HIGH?!"

[@valleypathfinder9891]

Fun fact, in the book there was a mutant dino with active camo abilities that stalked the group in the island interior, which they had to use rapidly moving lights to see to trick its patterns. Edit : yes, I read the book. Highschool book project. A good read, fun time.

[@michaelcongerjr8806]

The Carnotaur, right?

[@valleypathfinder9891]

@@michaelcongerjr8806 yep, glad to see I'm not the only one to read it.

[@tonylane941]

I've always been a huge admirer of Crichton's work, and I think each movie did a great job of conveying the overall message the novels tried to get across. No one did techno thrillers better than Crichton, and the philosophical points weaved throughout all of his novels never ceased to amaze me. In my opinion they're all enjoyable films. The first one will always be the best because it was a cinematic spectacle, and it mesmerizing to see Crichton's spellbinding vision brought to life on the big screen. 2nd one was alright but it really deviated from the novel in almost every way conceivable, making it almost a completely different story than what Crichton had written. And the third one was just thrown in for the hell of it, but it was nevertheless, an entertaining film. They all have the same magical quality to them to some degree. And of course, how could you go wrong with John Williams in charge of the soundtrack? The music was absolutely beautiful in every way and brought life and power to the film. Some of the most flawless soundscore utilization in the history of cinema imo. I even own the entire soundtrack on CD. It's so beautifully done that it literally transcends time.

[@pyrorptr]

Actually Ian would only count three people; the worker's family was already pressing charges which is what got the characters to the island in the first place which would mean that legal restitution's would have most likely already of been placed and it was assumed by Hammond and the rest of the survivors (who actually interacted with him) that he got off the island after his industrial sabotage.

[@jamescollett5779]

In the storyboards, we see that it was originally supposed to be a large centipede that spooked that guy into the Rex's jaws, not a snake.

[@mostlymattmostly6424]

5:28 Even though they know what their created dinosaurs look like, the thumbnail on the computer of Pachycephalosaur is tail draggin hard.

[@castielspenance2245]

The quarantine joke hits differently now. Lmao

[@CozyCrimeClub]

15:35 LMAO

[@d34d84]

Actually the "velociraptors being in the ship" they weren't in the ship, it was when they were contacting ingen for a helicopter, its been said that the trex broke out its containment then killed mostly everyone, then someone got the trex follow that person then the other person locked the gate but got eaten, and the person in the wheel was someone steering away the ship but the crew noticed, cut that person's hand off (maybe Vince)

[@sigfried_thewendigo7428]

Red on yellow: kill a fellow. Red on black: tyrannosaurus snack! XP

[@wugglesx]

man chomper sure looks different these days

[@Mean_Jean]

Although, a deleted scene and tv version shows them discussing the incident and show the girl in bandages, she survived supposedly

[@Charley_Goji]

***** i'm watching it on tv right now and it did not show the girl in bandages

[@Mean_Jean]

DINO GOJIRA GUY They didn't show the photos? interesting

[@Charley_Goji]

***** its on AMC right now if you wanna watch

[@Mean_Jean]

Nah, they must have cut it, cause they always showed it years ago on a tv airing when jeff goldblum is in that meeting, they passed picturesof her around the table

[@Charley_Goji]

***** :/ now jp3 is on

[@shastasketches1986]

Love all your reviews on the Jurassic Park franchise. I'm REALLY curious about how you would review the "Saw" franchise.

[@TheOverlordi]

From where do you have the information with the Raptos ambushing the ship?

[@Durmomo0]

Who was the 5th person to die in the original movie I cant remember? Arnold, Nedry, Muldoon, Genaro and ? Do they mean the worker who was attacked when they moved the big raptor into the cage or am I still forgetting someone? I always assumed that last one was covered up and the guests never knew though I may be wrong.

[@Charisonic_558]

Yeah, Geoffrey brown, he was the first one to die in the movie, so yes, he was the fifth

[@rockinbells8351]

I just ignored the plot as a kid and made up my own where the team were sent with the hunter dude to study what the hell was going on with the island and ingen's competator showed up to sabatoge the study. This results in a stampede of the herbavoirs that destroy both camps. Then the survivors had to band together to survive. Kelly was there because the rival company kidnapped her to stop ian from making it successful but failed because he and sarah were already there . No they weren't dating. They use kelly's gymnastics to repair the radio by having her sneak past the raptors outside to fix the radio and summon help. The movie ends with the t-rex being smuggled off the island and ian, hunter, sarah, hamin, and kelly calling dr grant and satler to plan the rescue.

[@konewhatsthenamespolicy6308]

Roland is actually attempting to kill the doe with his first attempt from the sound effects

[@KuWota2k]

This, for me, is one of those movies I watch in family to be entertained, such as Godzilla Final Wars, not to get invested in the story... however I do enjoy the movie despite its flaws, cause, as mentioned, I watch this one, just like some other hated films, to be entertained/watch in family. Great review tho.

[@augustleo8368]

No no Decker, the T-Rex was just showcasing his ATF skills by killing the dog

[@SasukeUchiha-ix2yk]

Decker, how many takes did you have to do for that pachycephalosaurus tongue twister?

[@garrettwilson4754]

I think Ian Malcolm was commenting on his daughter's use of 'troglodyte' rather than Sega. Also, if the playstation was kicking ass, commenting that her babysitter doesn't even have the bare minimum (sega), then her comment that the babysitter is a cave-dwelling primitive holds even more true. I will give an analogous statement to further my case. "A gun? The man doesn't even have a pointed stick."

[@FrancisR420]

I think it was implied that their presence on that island was like a tax Dodge or something. The only crime of the opening sequence people in the second movie was being moderately rich and going near an Island they shouldn't have gone near.

[@coreyhamby2989]

The little girl in the beginning didnt get killed. In the scene where he goes to Hammonds house it is said that she is going to be ok.

[@tenzon975]

Thats fkn crazy man. I have been subbed to you since i created my new account and i watch your projects ALL. THE. TIME. but i clicked this video and it showed that i wasn't subbed to you. Wtf youtube?!? Deleting comments. Unsubbing people and not alerting people when creators upload??

[@terrortorn]

They say Americans don't get irony 0/10 for the pronunciation of Postlethwaite, yet 10/10 for the pronunciation of the dinosaurs.

[@LeatherCouch967]

And you can ask "WHERE DID THE FUCKING RAPTORS GO?!?! DID THEY JUMP OFF THE SIDE THINKING THEY COULD SWIM BACK TO THE FUCKING ISLAND OR DID THEY JUST END UP ON SOME RANDOM SHORE OF THIS FUCKING CITY?!"