BTS moments that seem UNREAL but aren’t

[@marirezende8478]

Some of those missed some context for you but I was laughing my ass off hahahhahahahah the cat thing they were talking about it's cause "Netflix and chill" in Korea is "Eat ramen together" but it got upgraded to "Want to come see my cat", Jungkook used this line on Instagram when he was answering some fans and people kept bringing it up during that live so they started talking about it, but Namjoon tried to make them change the subject, which didn't work and they continued to talk about it😭😭😭😭 The other video they were talking about something and then Namjoon asked if they could talk about something if it was out (released) yet, but they didn't know for sure and it started an argument where Taehyung was sure it was out and everyone was like IT'S NOT OUT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!!!! and he was like BUT IT'S OUT IT IS and they were like NO!! Yoongi marry me is a joke armys make constantly every live doesn't matter which member is live, and now even BTS themselves comment this during each other's lives😭😭

[@carolinesch.]

The whole do you want to see my cat/ do you want to have ramen with me is basically the korean version of come over for Netflix and chill if I remember it right😅

[@a-ee7840]

Yep🤣

[@lofvee]

Omg that reminds me if when JK said that to jimin 😂 " wanna have ramen together " omnrjek22o i cant with these guys

[@ZariDV]

V wears such hyper-specific looks that it makes total sense why he makes us think of such hyper-specific scenarios lol. It helps that he has the most mysterious vibe in the group so you have lots of wiggle room to make up scenes. Plus he's a drama king at heart so he loves to do impromptu skits with his friends so it works lol.

[@vartite]

I so love the specificity of your Taehyung scenarios. 😂🤣😂💜

[@Jurnalist_]

They need the rich detail otherwise it’s just no good.

[@Yeonkimin_]

15:53 that means Netflix and chill 😂😂

[@taegiseoktrash8874]

Your Taehyung scenarios remind of some of the most unhinged fanfics out there 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jurnalist_]

So good right?😂😂

[@HeiressLucy]

​@@Jurnalist_ yes

[@elenabeee]

reading this comment first before watching the video and then understanding later what u meant 😂😂😂😂😂 i’m 💀💀

[@Jurnalist_]

@@elenabeee 😂😂😂

[@SugaKookieMon]

Dying. V in the jazz clubs in Las Vegas was classic. Now he's in Mexico working at a Korean restaurant. Havana just may be next. JK and Jin are the chillest when it comes to clothes. Jin has multiples of the same style. JK is most likely to be in a hoodie jeans and a bucket hat.

[@d_yoons93]

15:49 they actually always tell fans they did argue a lot (maybe not much recently) and that it's common to do so as they are really close and spend a lot of time together. They have talked about some of those arguments like the "dumpling accidente" between Jimin and Tae, and many more. There's even an argument before going to stage on New York, that's in one of their docuseries, between Tae and Jin. V just said that because he and JK apparently never fight, they're more like partners in crime and get scolded together a lot.

[@squishycoveswena]

The dumpling incident lore keeps getting deeper and deeper every time it is brought up

[@megnicoleebilane]

yes that's SHINE MUSCAT,, Jin was drunk but want to greet JK for his Bday and deliver the fruit,, this is a live they always do when they celebrate their Bday, since they are now living on their own,, its fun to see Jin but the chaos that ensues in the live is this legendary memory,, That's a pajama, JK is in his kitchen (own house)

[@BrilliantHuman]

11:58 Jimin saying the champagne is bitter in the context of this being right after the Grammy's is truth.

[@Danielle42381]

19:40 you will learn that the maknae line (Jimin, Tae, and JK) are always role-playing and reenacting memes, videos, and kdramas. JK asking how it tastes and Jimin saying it tastes bitter is them reenacting Itaewon Class kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZqCodGSmaNijgs0

[@TheErosinda]

Lmao the casino scenario, they were in Vegas during that live bahaha

[@Jurnalist_]

He was doing field research clearly 😂

[@marirezende8478]

Did you know that was Jungkook's house in the first video so Jin went there to wish him happy bday and all during is birthday vlive lol they have this bickering relationship Edit: yeah he was wearing pajamas cause that was his house😭😭😭

[@Xeverti]

By the "I put oil all the time" he means that he puts like body oil/baby oil on his abs when they are performing fake love, bc in the choreo he has to lift his shirt up and this way his abs looks more prominent 😅

[@Jurnalist_]

You miss spelled sexy* 😂😂😂 he knows what he is doing.

[@imajinallthepurple]

Makes me wonder how much oil he used in the CK commercial released today 'cause daaang those were some kinda abs! 😆

[@Jurnalist_]

@@imajinallthepurple see he just unleashing it all for you guys now. 😂

[@imajinallthepurple]

@@Jurnalist_ Yep, chapter two has been pretty good to us so far. Even Jin stripped down for a picture! (just about killed half of ARMY! 😂)

[@emmamcintyre6997]

Johnson’s & Johnson’s probably sold out I reckon, between Jimin, Tae & JK getting there kit off over the past couple weeks lol

[@alisha3796]

nah your tae scenarios are hilarious lol almost choked on my water^^

[@Jurnalist_]

Be careful now

[@marirezende8478]

Fun fact: every birthday the members get a cake in the form of their representative animal ⬇️ Jin: 🐹 (hamster) Suga: 🐱 (cat) J-Hope: 🐿️ (squirrel) RM: 🐨 (koala) Jimin: 🐣 (chick) V: 🐯🐻 (used to be a tiger, now it's a bear) Jungkook: 🐰 (bunny)

[@AngelaSealana]

I'm loving the "V's Situation In This Outfit" game. 🤭

[@candicesmith-mackenzie6303]

The whole oil and button incident. Jungkook had a cropped jacket with nothing underneath where you could see his abs. And one night, the button popped. He used oil on his abs. Like a body builder. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 And I have also thought V was a Mafia boss at times. 😘💜💜💜💜💜💜💜🫰🏻

[@careenkomarnisky1259]

They are pyjamas lol, he also has a see through pair 😊

[@HAzana27]

when the funny ones are only in BTS 😁💜

[@KiahRenamae]

12:25 this conversation where they were wondering when something came out or not they were talking about the Festa dinner last year where they announced their break from group activities. Tae mentioned “eating together”. It was definitely not out yet at that time! I think it was released a few days later. They post a video of them having a dinner or some kind of get together every Festa to celebrate their anniversary. They use it to reflect of the past year and stuff. I doubt we’ll get one this year unless they filmed something in advance.

[@doraaaa0613]

you’re killing me with the v scenarios 😭😭😭 keep em coming lmaoo he dresses with so much personality

[@nsma2629]

V is classic! He can take on all these roles you envisioned 😂😂😂

[@jylbts]

the scene where Namjoon was hinting at something and most of the rest of the group was trying to shut him up... Namjoon = Spoiler King

[@emmamcintyre6997]

Facts, my man doesn’t know how to keep the tea under wraps, Jurnalist you should watch “S in BTS stands for spoilers”

[@Danielle42381]

3:20 yes those are pajamas! 😂

[@megnicoleebilane]

Attendance Stay safe, positive and healthy Love and support from the Philippines ^_^

[@judyburgess3357]

Definitely looks like pyjamas. I think there are pyjamas in the BTS merch. Jin and Jungkook have a very close friendship, always teasing each other. Oil on his body, they are teasing him because he deliberately undid his jacket on the stage, with no shirt underneath.

[@Kitty-vt5putvr]

So much context missing for non Koreans and non Korean speakers. The other bits that no one in the comments has explained is the Fire and Water thing. I guess it’s because they are not familiar with korean cultural norms etc. They are talking about Saju fortune. Saju fortune is fascinating but complicated and uses things like the exact time of your birth etc… In Korean culture fortunetelling is very very popular and done at least once a year… it’s also normally couples who go to get their fortune told together hence why you see Jin and Hobi’s amusing and funny way of of reacting as they do to Tae saying he and JK went to the fortunetellers together and why the clips included in the moments that seem unreal but aren’t. More about Saju fortune… according to it people have a varying amount of 5 different characters (water, fire, earth etc) in their fortune… people who have an abundance of some characters but a lack of others are better matches with those who have what they lack etc… they have stated that Tae has a lot of Water in his fortune but no Fire. Jungkook has a lot of fire but no water. When you don’t have it in your fortune one way of counteracting it is by wearing the colour of what you lack… in Tae’s case he should wear red and in JK’s case he should wear more blue. Hence why in the MBTI episode where they talk about it and JK says him and Tae are a good match and goes on to say it’s why they got into so much trouble together in their trainee days… Suga and the subtitles say they are a good match and fill what the other lacks. That’s why Tae says ‘i need fire but I have him’ pointing to JK, and why Jin says ‘so you’ll never be apart’. Without the Saju fortune context it will be difficult for people to understand. Fun fact these convos are included in the seom game. When you put Tae and JK together they say ‘I need fire’ ‘I need water’ and ‘let’s never be apart’. The part where Jin goes to lick JK’s hand is again not understood by people who don’t speak Korean. And KookieTaetas is not good at explaining the contexts and language rules etc. When JK said I feel alive. Alive sounds like flesh in Korean. Hence Jin goes to lick him. The ramen /cat thing has been explained. In the full clip it’s easier to get the context as other members say things that help to fill out the context for those not familiar with Korean culture and Tae asks JK ‘so if I’m at home alone then I’m the cat?’ JK doesn’t have a few of the members numbers saved but he does have all of them in the BTS group chat. He changes his phone regularly due to Saesangs. He does have some of the members numbers as Tae for example has referenced ‘just finished talking to JK’ on his wlives and Tae has commented on JK’s wlive he did at 4 am saying ‘why aren’t you asleep, you yawned and walked away’ so you can only assume they talked via video chat a few hours before. It’s also why Yoongi has said in the past before if he needs to contact JK, he contacts Tae. Newer ARMY who don’t actually know much about the members etc seem to make a lot generalisations in the comments here based on nothing but a few episodes of Run etc, Anyways the part where Jin mistakingly calls Tae ‘V Hyung.’ when he is actually older than Tae is because he gets flustered as before it they are talking about a popular meme and phrase from SNL Korea where it sounds like a character is cursing. Which is why they are talking about it carefully here and it’s controversial and funny etc. SugArmy explains it well in her cut of that particular live if you want to get the context for yourself. The bitter alcohol is in the context of their Grammy loss and uses memes from ‘Itaewon Class’ which the members have referenced in other content. Tae and JK react as they do to Jin lying and saying they fought as both Tae and JK have said numerous times on vlives and other content that they never argue together and rather than argue with each other, they get scolded with each other. They refer to themselves as partners in crime as they used to get into a lot of trouble together during their trainee years and scolded together. Hence why they were so like defensive when Jin was being mischievous and starting rumours. Also the members do speak with honorifics towards Jin and not banmal (informal language) including the maknae’s JK, Tae and Jimin etc… they only ever jokingly drop it. Again non Korean speakers don’t seem to be able to differentiate and make generalisations based on when the members are joking around. Hope this comment gives those who don’t speak Korean etc a bit of context. 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@moony647]

For the sculpted cake I made my son a Snorlax cake and made the fondant out of marshmallows. The kids liked it, I thought it was too sweet , but it was better than the premade stuff. There was cream cheese frosting underneath so I just didn’t eat the fondant lol.

[@Jurnalist_]

super mom here.

[@squishycoveswena]

Oh god that's right some of these are from after they got done performing at a concert right when covid restrictions were being lifted where fans could be there live but there was a nation wide ban on cheering in close quarters like concerts or sports games, so they had to use these clapper noise makers instead 😂😂😂😂😂 There was a night when it rained really badly and the guys were slip-sliding all over the stage. They made it super fun tho and seemed to be having a blast regardless

[@pslinky]

4:29 just had to quickly agree with you, fondant looks pretty but tastes like ass & the texture is gross to eat 😂 also pretty sure those are pj's, if not, they def look like pj's 💜 eta: I like ambrosia salad but my fam made it with coconut flakes and I can't handle the texture of the flakes lol I wish v owned land in NM! That's where I live and you're not wrong about that look haha

[@riddhuvr8863]

Please react on Namjoon being done with everything 😭😂

[@megnicoleebilane]

yes, I had a cake like that before ^_^,, cos I'm the designated cake buyer in the family, so yes I bought my own cake 🤣,, if you have the TOUS les JOURS bakery ,, you can have this similar cute cake designs. Korean bakeries I have been so far dont use fondant, those are yummy cream

[@Jurnalist_]

My Korean ex put me in to Tous. They are delicious. We shall get your family to get your a cake next time.

[@megnicoleebilane]

@@Jurnalist_ Thanks,, but we do celebration different here in Ph,, the celebrant is the one preparing the foods and the guest eats and if they have gifts is a bonus, we usually just drink till next day of the celebrants house😂

[@jessicapierce3027]

10:02, 🤭 I do that for V too. He just looks so natural in everything he wears I just can't help but make up full back stories for him.

[@MidnightLee-55]

Hoseok sends me. Whenever there's messing about he's always there just laughing & pushing from the edge

[@izzatys7037]

3:25 it is Emporio Armani PJs that JK wore

[@megnicoleebilane]

9:43,, they are at JK house living room area, you can see this sofa whenever JK is doing mini concert , when he misses ARMY, atm they are covering the big canvas Jk has ,, since lots of younger ppl are watching the live

[@megnicoleebilane]

Ambrosia salad,, we call it FRUIT salad here in Philippines 😁

[@fuhua]

10:05 BRO😭😭 I love your creativity you just make up a whole ass book based of a fucking t-shirt it's amazing 😭😭

[@Nain06]

Kookies taetas channel is more like a pro army kind of content like it's just compilation of clips that diehard armys have already watched and know the context so i think reacting to sugarmy and jinnie eats are two channels that are best for you cause they give context of the cloo on the top left of the video

[@katherinedemers2051]

bucket hats would fit you so well

[@Jurnalist_]

I need more. Might need to go look at a charity shop to find some.

[@ericaelizalde1544]

JINNNNNNN🤗💜💜🇦🇷

[@JackInTheBox0294]

At first video its JK's house, so he can wear PJs or whatever😄

[@jennd1298]

The way you described Tae based on his clothes 🤣🤣

[@RMe0t7]

Thank you for your awesome reactions😊

[@HoneySapphire]

Not a didgeridoo! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MsKaz1000]

can't believe the rise of bangtan got blocked it is fan-made and the person who made it is a professional so she knows what to use as fair use and lots of people have reacted to it with no problems

[@haidyhatem104]

I think jungkook posted after the live a pic of the cake and wrote a cake that came back from hell 💀😂

[@lee26ann5]

That champagne is bitter because they wer nominated and performed at the grammys (killed it by the way) and they didn't win...I think doja cat won ...Ths was their live right after the show

[@Jurnalist_]

O yea that makes way more sense

[@jylbts]

@@Jurnalist_ that does makes sense for the situation, but I think they could be referring to a Korean saying about alcohol tasting sweet when life is bitter and alcohol tasting bitter when life is sweet, so when he downed the champagne like that they were checking in on if he's happy or not, and by saying the champagne is bitter he was saying he's fine/happy

[@megnicoleebilane]

bts the last episode of Suchwita Jimin was the guest,, better watch it...💜

[@squishycoveswena]

4:11 modeling chocolate >>>> fondant

[@mikrokosmosmuster7615]

Aayyyy! 😂 S/O to my 505 peeps! Lmao. Tae reppn my sw folks. 🤣🙌💜

[@Jurnalist_]

😂😂😂

[@kemjohnson5690]

Your food and fashion comments get me every time lol! Amaretto sours are good. I used to love Kahlua and cream.

[@JJordan19821]

I 💯 percent agree.... champagne tastes horrible. Or. Maybe I've been drinking the wrong ones but egad

[@Jurnalist_]

No even the really expressive stuff is eh. 😂😂

[@JJordan19821]

@@Jurnalist_ I would drink beer instead,...sorry liquid bread 🤣

[@Jurnalist_]

@@JJordan19821 I can’t be mad at that. I would only take certain beers over the champagne.

[@beabotha840]

I think the distinction with the taste of champagne depends on the type. Anything labelled Brut is really sour/dry; Demi-sec will be in between sour/dry with a hint of sweetness and Nectar will be the sweet version. 🥂

[@JJordan19821]

@@beabotha840 oh so it's like wine as I don't like most dry wines. Noted thanks 👍

[@Baddiesc7gn]

Yep, Rameyun and chill. DKDKNY ie David Kim Danny Kim, the guys who explained Ddaeng and Uggh created a dating show that is on YT around this Netflix and chill “hidden”meaning. Cream cheese icing. He is wearing LV lounge wear. I think he sleeps au natural. The cake looks so good until drunk Jin adds the fruit. The fruit looks good by itself. V reminds me of a cat daddy ( you might be too young to know it’s meaning-old term used in the Black community) When he wears his robes and loungewear, reminds me of Hugh Hefner too. JK doing that body builder stuff. The oil defines his muscles. #Jurnalist # MaknaeLine

[@cherylloper7320]

Yes, JK was at home doing a live on his birthday when Jin came with his grapes from his uncles farm. He also grows strawberries seen in many BTS clips. The PJ'S JK wore were Googled by fans and within 24 hrs.were sold out. They all have that effect when wearing brands. That's why JK couldn't get his favorite banana milk as he was shown drinking it on a live and everyone rushed to buy it. I'm not mad about it! Still cracking up!😅

[@eileencritchley4630]

A peach Melba is made of peaches and raspberries. Most champagne its 'Brut' eg dry and I can't stand it either.

[@sandys1890]

BTS "Butter live at the Grammy's

[@loredell]

JK doesn't have Jin's number (and probably none of the members) bc of the times someone has figured his number. So he doesn't compromise the rest of the members, so he changed phone and phone number often it seems.

[@megnicoleebilane]

13.40,, they are stopping RM as if the content he was telling was out or he is spoiling it big time as he usually do 🤣 14:43,, this is a waiting room in KBS Music Bank

[@heathermurray7130]

I am really hoping that wasn't a disparaging comment against sex on the beach.

[@Jurnalist_]

No it’s just a drink I’m sure a card player would love. 😂

[@heathermurray7130]

@@Jurnalist_ lol, with that out of the way, we can continue our relationship as reactor and viewer. Really didn't want to have to punt you over peach schnapps.

[@tracydowd4013]

Context: Jungkook oils his abs before going out on stage, when he knows that he will be showing them as part of the choreography. That is what he meant when he said that. You misunderstood him. He doesn't walk around with oily abs all the time. Context #2 - BTS were talking about their FESTA Dinner, but they couldn't talk about it until it was announced on their schedule. That is what they were saying about "The Dinner".

[@chiqadee5996]

Amoretto Sour or a White Russian..those are my go to. If it's champagne, I always put in a sugar cube. Otherwise, it's way too bitter.

[@Jurnalist_]

A sugar cube. 👀👀 you fancy💅🏾 I need to stock cubes now. 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

[@Jurnalist_]

I never had a sour until two months ago

[@chiqadee5996]

@@Jurnalist_ If you like chocolate milk, you would like White Russians. But Amaretto Sours are my go to. Not a big drinker, so it is something I can sip on.

[@cutebunn5908]

JK and oil... during Fake Love he lifts his shirt up so he oils his stomach lol.

[@megnicoleebilane]

6:16,, they had this live at HYBE building,, one of the waiting rooms fyi,, have you seen JK as calvin klein global ambassador ? this is funny that JK dont have Jin's number but also sad since they have to constantly change their number because of Sasaengs(obsessed delulu/delusional) people, they call them when they do live too, you can see JK in some lives getting call and asking to stop calling him, tsk tsk

[@purple428]

are you going to check out jimin’s album ? 🙏

[@herethere8818]

Yes please, the album's fire. There's a hidden track called letter That's available only on the CD, but you can find it on KZbin.

[@Jurnalist_]

I may since it’s only five songs

[@purple428]

@@Jurnalist_ ahh can’t wait 🫰🏻

[@brownvirtue]

Amaretto sour 😋

[@Jurnalist_]

so good.

[@Tejiranshi]

💜

[@Ana-id6uk]

Did rise of bagtan ep 6 get taken down? I managed to watch it when it came out, I'm just curious

[@Jurnalist_]

Sadly yes.

[@SugaKookieMon]

Oh, you clearly don't know about Korean aesthetics. These folks moisturize. I wholeheartedly believe he oils up. Doesn't me he's greasy.

[@heddaleeming5348]

Pajamas and they're somewhat see through as we all figured out on the times he gets up and dances in them. (Not see through in the really important place, mind you. I mean, we're not perverts--well ok after seeing JHope and Yoongi in their silk pajamas dancing I guess I am a little bit. And JHope dancing in sweats...where is that video again?)

[@98generals]

I love V but he confuses me because he allows for creating back stories (when it comes to Tae what you see is not always what you get). I’m not creative enough to fully appreciate all he encompasses.

[@carolinesch.]

First😂💜

[@emmamcintyre6997]

FYI: Jin & JK’s relationship is “very special” in BTS, Jinkook are prob the only duo other than Vmin that speak to each other without any hierarchy language as they have known each other from their very first few days as trainees with Big Hit and understand one another and trust each other completely.

[@BaibyDoll]

NamSeok also speak to each other without formalities or hierarchy. They're both 94z just like Vmin are 95z.

[@Meg13Crossheart]

jimin drinks alcohol like water man, even for korean standards

[@led_by_pied_pipers1530]

i'd probably not recommend kookiestaetas because their style of editing uses a lot of out of context clips which is only funny if u've seen the references in whole. this is obviously confusing to others. sugarrmy is a better channel as well as eatjin for new comers.

[@giakulasa]

Agree!

[@B16pal]

YES! Fondant is the WORST! Stop ruining the flavor and texture of cake and icing just to make it look good for a picture, jeez.

[@Jurnalist_]

Preach.