Just Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

[@doge3063]

Can't wait to see the dub actor saying "filthy acts at a reasonable price " in a serious tone.💀

[@oscarspokes9045]

i cant wait till they will say " Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.” " in a serious tone and it will be memed to shit

[@andreipig9517]

Joejoe's unnatural expedition

[@nicknuts3213]

*/doesn't get animated

[@memesareessential6111]

The dub version of “dirty deeds done dirt cheap” will probably be the same as the sub since the words used for this stand are all english words.

[@jotarokujo5610]

can't wait for when he says yes yes

[@table_art8236]

Bro really just said "filthy acts at a reasonable price"

[@chicken4699]

Dont ruin 69 likes

[@l0tuci3l]

Bro say Bro for the 100th Time Bro, yk Bro bro

[@RipHitz]

Nonredeemable acts done at a agreeable price

[@adrenaline4323]

☠️

[@AYouTuberig]

discussing

[@ModernAegis]

Ah yes, my favorite Stand Dimes 4 Crimes

[@Frenzyv2]

yes i love dimes 4 crimes

[@JKDontJudgeMe]

"I ain't gay, but 20$ is 20$."

[@primeoctober]

discount 4 destruction

[@AmIGrvyU]

"Led by Buffed Bezos"

[@idk-dc6oe]

Thats a better name than the actual localization

[@aliansart6357]

i hope they use this guy as valentines voice actor cause i cant imagine someone else saying "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" so good

[@Green-pn7kq]

I believe it is the same guy in ASBR but his performance is wildly different

[@AcediaIX]

@@Green-pn7kq I think they're the same VA tho, this "Dojaan~" at 0:12 sounds the same as Valentine on ASBR

[@Lazureth]

Form what I can tell, araki likes to keep the OG voice actors

[@moddedzomb97]

its actually mikitakas voice actor from part 4 the alien dude

[@acur0ssu]

@@moddedzomb97 yo wtf didnt know that

[@JedLR1945]

lol i love how he says dahty deez dan dato cheap

[@chipmaris]

Deez what, sir

[@v0id14]

@@chipmaris deez filthy acts against your mom

[@workerplzofficial]

@@chipmaris DEEZ NUTS

[@whypyroblade]

DEEEZ

[@yapyapking2054]

"Dahty deez Dan dato nuts"

[@fau2737]

00:39 what the actual fuck was that smooth transition

[@bramnemeth565]

Don't forget the one at 1:03

[@kenkaneki4022]

@@bramnemeth565 🗿

[@15tenseiwashere]

@@bramnemeth565 don’t think that’s a transition made by him

[@無教会内村]

Shifting to an alternate timeline for a quick break

[@flamingcat1101]

@@15tenseiwashere it is though

[@chiefdonk620]

“Everything i do is for the sake of my country” Funni Valentine

[@Ashelybee]

But where is funnier Valentine?

[@chiefdonk620]

@@Ashelybee the real question is Where is Funniest Valentine

[@isnotbaldeagle4580]

you can find them in the Jorge joestar novel Funnier Valentine is Funny Valentine’s son and Funniest Valentine is Funnier Valentine’s son

[@chiefdonk620]

@@isnotbaldeagle4580 are you kidding me rn? Thats a thing?

[@kinom1]

Hehe *funni*

[@somebodynobody5677]

The transition at 1:01 is crazy good

[@X_Bill_X]

Ikr

[@user-pl9co8cq4z]

All the transitions in this vid are crazy good wdym

[@zeeckichannel6622]

Even at 00:04

[@CosfloudSpanishKoi]

Coliseum to El Cairo Funny Valentine for president

[@oscarbrenes2437]

Pensaba que era real XD

[@ToeTickleBandit]

1:06 "taste it long and slow" 🤨

[@warriorkama173]

It's actually supposed to be "Savor it slowly" which means savor all your pain slowly.

[@titasreference964]

lucy steel

[@Susnose]

😶‍🌫️

[@passiveagressivemaskman1730]

The transitions are absolutely smooth

[@SntMgn_HQfficial]

I think this is THE best stand in JoJo, and it's my favorite. *"$20 is $20"*

[@robertosa9712]

Tusk solos

[@luckyducky7819]

I like the name "Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price". It represents Valentine well since he's the kind of bad guy who thinks he can do bad to do good.

[@MaliciousWallBreaker]

"Bad things done at a more good than a usual price"

[@aperson6376]

Heinous Verbs With Minimal Fee

[@MaliciousWallBreaker]

manslaughter for a dollar

[@Windsguidance]

I love his 'do-jaaan' lol Hope this va returns for the anime

[@mightycannon1512]

I think he will be alive in 2090

[@eLite-Tiss91]

They animes and JoJo games very tie so most likely

[@arulkws]

filthy acts at a reasonable price is like that meme where the pictures got simpler over time but the words gets fancier

[@nottheavatar]

"$5 crimes" "Filthy acts at a reasonable price?" "Satisfactory"

[@chicken4699]

Other villain stand:world,crimson,heaven Valentine:any name is fine

[@Ryza05]

D4C! "Dastardly doings done deviosly cost-efficient"

[@kitsuji_404]

"Filthy acts at a reasonable price " Top 10 coldest names in anime history.

[@SnowShadow2]

Then leave it to the dub directors to get the absolute best voice actor to actual make it go hard

[@kitsuji_404]

@@SnowShadow2 it was a joke

[@jewelabyss]

Let's appreciate japan VA. He sounds amazing

[@amethystrose3480]

If or When they do SBR anime, this character is going to be memed so much more then he already is.

[@comadoof184]

D4C One of my favorite stands and song welded by my favorite Jojo villain Dojyaaaa~n 🇺🇸

[@Rambobamborocky15]

I love that "YES YES"

[@livekazumareaction]

1:07 Jotaro tries to guard himself *from himself*

[@GingerBread31246]

I think it's because d4c can make people explode as long as any other person aside from funny valentine touches their alternate self. Or regardless of whether they even touch their alternate self, they'll just explode.

[@VergilSpardaDMC]

@@GingerBread31246 he knows how D4C works, he just made a joke

[@GingerBread31246]

@@VergilSpardaDMC ik, i was joking.

[@aarongron8626]

​@@GingerBread31246my favourite part about that joke was the punchline

[@seanguo110]

​@@GingerBread31246😂

[@KirboWithAGun]

“Flithy acts at a reasonable price” 💀

[@thekurfuerst3008]

Ey i love those satisfying transitions. Btw could I ask how you have done this move at 0:54 ?

[@Danglto]

Use square attack on enemy near wall and just keep pressing square

[@thekurfuerst3008]

@@Danglto thanks man

[@ryuzakikun96]

I remember seeing this for the first time and being amazed by it too

[@javodey]

This is all one continuous fight with Valentine fighting everyone at once. You cannot convince me otherwise.

[@BrainrotQuizAP]

Voilent movements for a cent is my favorite stand 💀💀

[@TheIronDefender]

I love how they animated him in game, he's so handsome 😍

[@walter7767]

Simp?

[@TheIronDefender]

@@walter7767 obviously, he's gorgeous

[@TheIronDefender]

@therandomdashballfan Yes 😐

[@TheIronDefender]

@therandomdashballfan bruh are you new to the internet?? people have been simping for fictional characters for years

[@TheIronDefender]

@therandomdashballfan and? It doesn't affect you, i know it's all imaginary. Stop trying to pick a fight over a fictional character lol

[@kingswarthy]

if they gave this game reasonable coop it would've been so fun for parties

[@sitaro1207]

1:17 say what you want, the president's got style

[@imDake594]

0:13 Yes Yes 0:37 Yes Yes

[@LightLolz]

He's called funny valentine for a reason The way he says his stand name is funny lol

[@ahyeslol6154]

Dont you just love the part where he says yes yes!

[@leonakinglion3210]

Yes! Yes!

[@Michauszpadel]

need to respect for amount of edits in this video

[@DiceRRoll]

The way that the accent sounds English and japanese at the same time is flabbergasting to me

[@nilabhsingh9986]

Hilarious 14th February and his stand: Amoral acts at an affordable cost. His second ability: Bondness Railway

[@onegamermillgraunescau2536]

D I R T O D E E D S D O N E D I R T O C H E P

[@maxi4360]

We need this guy to voice valentine if we ever get a steel ball anime adaptation

[@quantumgargoyle3888]

I think my favorite version is still “I ain’t gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars”

[@grazialagana385]

I love the transitions from map to map when using d4c ablity

[@criox250]

i hope this will be his voice actor in part 7 if it gets animated

[@kyrridas1573]

wait, wait, wait....instead of drinking tea, he shotguns a paper cup of soda?!

[@fjshdf]

GOD BLESS AMERICA

[@hellfirecomesuninvited1689]

MERICA!

[@Ragnell_blade]

I like when he goes “dojya~~~n” or “YUS! YUS!”

[@YULaff5509]

Love how this is just Valentine bullying people across different dimensions

[@fumirokugen576]

President Valentine, the only villain who actually done dirt cheap the dirty deeds for the sake of the others.

[@rootvmf1000]

0:11 the "tah dah" looks distorted

[@tiziogrigio0]

It says "Do-jaaa"

[@definitely_vincible]

@@tiziogrigio0even further correction: "Dojyaa~n"

[@lazyjackie3656]

When you Realize that D4C is just as strong Star Platinum in Terms of Every Physical Feat

[@elomills7349]

1:10 Omg D4C is wearing a thong

[@julisstar.]

I FIND THAT SO FUNNY-

[@hellfirecomesuninvited1689]

THICC!

[@Nood_leLuck]

"Dirty" Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

[@treetheoak8313]

I really hope they localize it to dimes for crimes to keep the d4c

[@aarongron8626]

fa3p is where it's at

[@puccigaming3711]

YESYES

[@oscarspokes9045]

Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.”

[@PikaBolaChan]

“filthy acts at a reasonable price” sounds like a friend who didn’t try hard enough to change the work he copied from his friend

[@kenkaneki4022]

1:18 *awkward music plays*

[@userofusername4981]

You know what the music is? Nvm found it, it’s his theme

[@molamolasir2297]

Zamn, those transitions

[@Joe-yr3wx]

Vote for valentine 2024

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I'm glad d4c is so conveluded that I have no clue what's going on, i don't wanna get spoiled on his power

[@willtrautman6243]

Just read the manga

[@Chargedolt]

Basically the "open new tab" function

[@pablomadrid6962]

The weird part is that D4C has at least 2 completely different abilities in the manga, and the only similarity between the two is that they both have to do with parallel universes. In its first appearance, its ability is to "fuse" 2 universes together, and it's never acknowledged or brought up again. Dude just completely changes his power by his next appearance.

[@Peanuggie]

It's genuinely worth doing the research ot just reading part 7 to understand his power. He's incredibly unique and cool.

[@willtrautman6243]

@@Peanuggie I agree. I'm not a manga guy, but the read was well worth it

[@Anonymous3.0940]

I lost it at the clone firing full auto

[@Extra_YTer]

This is the video that made me realize filthy acts at a reasonable price is it’s cannon us name 😭

[@spacepanda420]

This is the only funny valentine voice actor I want 😭❤️

[@legendaryanimelover3462]

0:36 is the most funniest thing ever, it is also most JOJO thing ever happen to take place!!!!

[@alekssbound]

*Takes a sip* YES YES!

[@rileydavis2648]

those transitions are amazing

[@vivelespatat2670]

POV : no father figure

[@Mawliina]

@@vivelespatat2670 damn bro, i cannot find anyone that asked

[@ilikebeans9380]

@@vivelespatat2670 that would be you since you said it.

[@rileydavis2648]

@@vivelespatat2670 I see now, the reason you said this is because you're one of them "superstraight" bastards.

[@Like_a_Tiger.dr0p]

@@Mawliina It's me, I'm the one who take the first napkin and asked

[@Somersalsa]

Daaty deez done daato schip

[@InsideYourWalls585]

I love when he says Suck on deez dirty chips

[@Daraks69haha]

That’s what I needed

[@infinitehwd2103]

This is the best video on this platform

[@ElSoundes]

Valentino el Gracioso

[@kingfrosti8282]

honestly coolest character in jojo

[@Toxivello]

*cough cough* Jotaro *cough*

[@kingfrosti8282]

@@Toxivello I disagree with you ProbeBot [proceeds to enter full address and IP]

[@carlosartola2860]

Araki did a great job with making a character like him. His stand looks like a rabbit and that fits very well with his catchphrase.

[@MrRayOFC]

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

[@Blizblaze87]

"YES it was i who stole the napkin" 😂❤

[@dylanjaks4728]

I thought "filthy act at a reasonable price" was a joke 💀

[@sitaro1207]

Same. Thr localization names are really so funny

[@Pancetta_loves_the_bacon]

Nothing is a joke in JoJo

[@Nood_leLuck]

​@@Pancetta_loves_the_baconexactly Their called JoJokes

[@Sir_randomPFPs]

Every D4c until your hear”CHIMIMIII

[@KillerQwueen_]

To be honest this guy looks like a french aristocrat

[@hopexiaorosetheroyal3588]

Come on now. That was Insane Feats Preformed at Minimum Wage.

[@tigershark4123]

eng: "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" brazil: "açoes cabeludas a preço de banana"

[@maninhu9837]

Atos abomináveis a preço de banana é melgor

[@VexenDmitri]

Why not just call it Dimes 4 Crimes? sounds way cooler and shorter if you ask me.

[@isaacnx]

Valentín Gracioso y Actos Criminales a Precio Razonable

[@MoziYoutuber]

I love this...Dojyaaaan~

[@number4221]

This is literally a tongue twist stand name.

[@Abyss_Princess]

I know it's hard coming up with Stand names, but this isn't the only one named after a famous song or band

[@frozenstar8050]

"filthy acts at a reasonable price" ahahahahahahahhahahaha

[@GoldenAureliush]

i really love how he looks here

[@zaza1998ful]

His freaking poses 😭😂

[@user-se3dt6ds8k]

Funny Valentine is the only person with a full auto Revolver

[@Colsol27]

Ah yes my favorite stand Amoral acts at a affordable cost

[@Danieleatloaf]

Us dub of this game is wild💀

[@hadiibrahim3880]

Dimes for crimes

[@1966Aleksandr]

DOJYYAAAAAAAAAN!

[@FDR-ww6xz]

Who else is still waiting for SBR Anime in 2024?

[@t.s1939]

Fun fact: the voice actor of Funny Valentine is the same as the voice actor of Mikitaka (alien guy from part 4)

[@vladitoncev28]

When and if they get to animate this part there are gonna be so many memes from Valentine

[@sullybutler1775]

I love the way he says “Im not gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars”

[@TheiTzCynical]

It's pretty great that one of Funny Valentine's attacks is just: Gun.

[@thewost4314]

"im not gay, but 20$ is 20$" - president valentine

[@comrade2826]

Dio: BEHOLD MY STAND THE WORLD IT HAS THE POWER TO STOP THE WORLD Diavolo: MY STAND IS EMPEROR (or king) CRIMSON IT CAN OUT TRUMP ANY STAND NO ONE STANDS A CHANCE THATS WHY ITS THE EMPEROR (or king) Kira (with a sinister calm voice) : killer queen ( or deadly queen) is a insta kill stand which is perfect for murdering there isn’t anything it can’t kill Pucci: my stand made in heaven will finally change life and make dios view of heaven into a reality Funny valentine: hey guys my stand name is filthy acts for a reasonable price I know we were supposed to make evil stand names but I couldn’t think of any

[@gimmecheesecake]

His name is literally funny valentine bro he gained his stand ability by infusing Jesus’s corpse inside his body i think we can just let these bizzare phenomenons be an excuse for his stand name tbh with you 😂

[@jellyg00bersdayoff]

I AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

[@ice_agebaby6939]

my favourite Jojos bizzare adventure character, Funny!

[@R34PR_]

Aggressive actions achieved at affordable averages : affection locomotive

[@TheAbsoluteTWINKofHyperdeath]

It's kinda sad we're probably not getting Filfthy Acts at a Reasonable Price in the dub, since it differs too much from the original and like Flaccid Pancake it will probably be replaced by something that sounds a bit more similar to the original

[@callmek20]

This stand having a infinite ability.having infinity count of names.