Just Gonna Get A Little Bit of Cancer, Stan - SOUTH PARK

Randy tries his best to get cancer, while Cartman tries to fight his addiction.
"Medicinal Fried Chicken" S14
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[@MrMemes21]

Nice

[@skateking959]

Thanks babe

[@gibraltar4841]

🍤

[@plantybara]

Wow they really are free and full - thank you, ya'll are the best

[@kushpaladin]

bro everybody has seen this episode...

[@deargodwhyamihere]

I quote this so often “Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan. Tell mom it’s okay.”

[@squidman7389]

dad mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer

[@lucassupports3234]

That is a extremely stupid moral to teach to kids, and adults.

[@jleos0095]

@@dibkle wieners out!

[@tynao2029]

South Park is too scared to say anything about the worst Resident in the history of the USA, Hidin' Pedo Grandpa Joe Xiden. Walk away, Joe.

[@markfryer9880]

@@tynao2029 Wrong president. The Orange president is, was and always will be THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER in USA history.

[@sabreejohnson1551]

I love how stan just walks away and ignores randy when he asks him for a beer.😂😂👏👏

[@isaiahwalking]

It's like he's already seen enough of his dad's bullshit lol.

[@NeoCoreSaturn]

Stan in his mind: just ignore him and maybe I'll be able to get through the day

[@alphadog3586]

Cause he's so used to Randy and his shenanigans it doesn't really faze him anymore lmao

[@lucassupports3234]

That's direspectful bs.

[@romanmax8561]

Yea so funny kzbin.info/www/bejne/g2TKqmWEmJt0nM0

[@demonbadger86]

Seriously the "just gonna get a little bit of cancer" quote is the greatest line ever.

[@raven4k998]

Just gonna get a little bit of Cancer want to join me?🤣🤣🤣

[@RKBock]

we quote this every time when we grill stuff and it gets a bit burned...

[@M0SSE4TER]

dad mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer..

[@h8GW]

If Randy wants to make Cancer, he should play Katamari Damacy. It's even pretty fun to make Cancer.

[@Abce-hq6oz]

You gotta appreciate the determination of the guy. He wanted weed so much, he was willing to sacrifice his balls.

[@Dynamatrix1973]

Why would Randy be hurting for weed? He grows it.

[@neo-warkid4edwards222]

@@Dynamatrix1973 this was before tegridy farms

[@risheeeesh512]

Issue is the medicinal weed is such shit, barely any THC.

[@yeanogaming1193]

@@risheeeesh512 damn really I thought it would be the strong shit considering it's medicinal

[@risheeeesh512]

@@yeanogaming1193 Yh I’d agree, but the way they see it is that for medicinal purposes, they use special stuff that’s got HIGH cbd, for the medicinal help, but pretty low thc. Like imagine the shittiest weed ever. It can numb you out and get you high, but it doesn’t taste good at all and every twenty seconds you can hear seeds popping in your joint

[@Snowifying]

"Hey Stan can you grab me a beer?" *Stan walks away like another typical Randy day* That's hilarious XD

[@ryukomatoi592]

"Stan?"

[@Splashy_BionicTitan497]

True

[@dibkle]

It is a pretty typical Randy day, every day is a #TypicalRandyDay in America. I am proud to be a #RandyGang American.

[@romanmax8561]

Lol funny kzbin.info/www/bejne/g2TKqmWEmJt0nM0

[@tynao2029]

Is South Park aware you can't operate microwaves with the door open, or are they really this stupid now?

[@DaBlaccGhost]

That excited "oh this is good!" When he's reading about testicular cancer KILLS ME every time!

[@raven4k998]

stick your balls in the microwave and nuke them🤣🤣🤣

[@jl-fy3zj]

"Randy! Your balls!" "I know, smokin weed right in front of a cop."

[@SuperJNG18]

I love Cartman's frantic "NO!" when she almost takes away the gravy.

[@ewangent]

That ain't gravy bro 😂

[@greentoesbstatus4325]

@@ewangent that's shit

[@WATCHMYCLIPSZ]

I liked. But I refuse to break the magic number

[@Yewtewba]

@@WATCHMYCLIPSZ still pretty magic 2 months later, 696

[@stuckatthevalley]

800th like 😊

[@lordfriedrick7911]

I like how Stan doesn't even questions his dad pants down, balls in the microwave... He's just desensitized to that...

[@lurk7967]

He is desensitized to alot

[@Dynamatrix1973]

Microwave doesn't operate with the door open.

[@neo-warkid4edwards222]

he's just deciding to stay out of this one, much like when he, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny decide to not get involved with the events of Krazy Kripples.

[@Dynamatrix1973]

Microwave doesn't work unless you close the door. Is Randy going to close the door on his balls? 😂

[@blakehoule6698]

@@Dynamatrix1973 no shit it’s a fucking fictional show lmao

[@pshr2447]

"Most common in older man and can be very aggressive" *oh this is good*

[@dibkle]

VERY COOL

[@tynao2029]

South Park is too scared to say anything about the worst Resident in the history of the USA, Hidin' Pedo Grandpa Joe Xiden. Walk away, Joe.

[@CristianMartinez-cr1eo]

@@tynao2029 you can dislike a politician without having to slander him by calling him a pedo wtf

[@douglasthescottishtwin3989]

What does that mean?

[@justliving920]

@@douglasthescottishtwin3989 If your talking about the Joe Biden pedo thing, its about how in every interaction he has with them he seems to stick his nose into them.

[@channelwarrior861]

Love how Stan in his mind is saying fuck you to his dad when he asks him for a beer.

[@tynao2029]

South Park is too scared to say anything about the worst Resident in the history of the USA, Hidin' Pedo Grandpa Joe Xiden. Walk away, Joe.

[@caelesluna2184]

@@tynao2029 bro what are you talking about

[@tynao2029]

@@caelesluna2184 I'm talking about the fact that we don't get amazing South Park episodes or any episodes at all anymore becase Cartoon Network and South Park are a bunch of Chinese, BLM owned snowflakes

[@maximusnotsure8282]

​@@tynao2029 Hmm, why talk like Joe is anyone though ? he's a scapegoat, just like every other person in apparent positions of power, it's all a fucking farce, I find it cringe af when people target individual people as if they are actually the problem...

[@yurichtube1162]

@@tynao2029 Joe isn't as controversial

[@persezyra]

The most ignorant and funny character in the show, whoever decided to call him Randy was a clever mf

[@ashcreate1447]

He is also the most educated in South Park

[@Alper88]

I think one of the creators (Trey Parker) named him after his own dad, Randy Parker. Just like Kyle's parents are named after the parents of the other creator (Matt Stone), Gerald and Sheila.

[@josephbassey1501]

@@Alper88 I wonder what the real life randy thinks about his animated copy or is he watered down and not even close to the real deal

[@Mister.Beef.Wellington.The.3rd]

@@josephbassey1501 Trey said in an interview that back when he was younger it was hard to do an impression of his dad. "But now that Im older I have actually grown into the role of Randy/My Dad & essentially have become him." Of course most things will be exaggerations since its a satirical cartoon & all. But I think that the fundamental character trades & the funny screaming & hypochondriacal demeanor is actually based on his dad. lol

[@goldguy4185]

@@Mister.Beef.Wellington.The.3rd STAAAAAAAAAAN cracks me up every time lol

[@sumitshresth]

This is the episode when randy started to shine over the 4 boys. One of my fav episode of south park espeically the line "chicks love em"

[@Michael-bx8up]

His fight with Batdad was mine

[@mattthomas1442]

My favorite exchange of the whole episode is the exchange between Jimbo. Randy: *smoking a joint with a cop across the street* Jimbo: "Jesus Randy your balls!" Randy: *thinking he means figuratively* "Yeah I know right, smoking pot right in front of a cop!" Jimbo: "No you're actual balls, they're huge!"

[@xarporte]

Sharon. My eyes are up here.

[@GlitchedRed]

You know, knowing Randy's a geologist, he has to have a sample of some sort of radioactive ore somewhere

[@juliansanderson839]

Why would that be the case? You can’t just mine plutonium/etc out the ground without government supervision, much less keep some for your self.

[@henrikpilz1967]

@@juliansanderson839 yes you can. You can find radioactive ores in some Regions. kzbin.info/www/bejne/sHramqalZ6apd7s (a video of someone searching natural uranium)

[@brentrichards1200]

Plutonium isn't the only radioactive substance. XD

[@kolgax2064]

There are lots of naturally occurring radioactive rocks. Randy actually probably does have access to rocks that contain Uranium and or Radium.

[@kolgax2064]

Also you can't mine Plutonium at all. My understanding is it's created by nuclear reactors.

[@lifesucksbigfatweiners5584]

"What do we want? --> BIGGER DOORS! Where do we want 'em? --> WEED STORES!"

[@whythe48]

I died when Cartman went to the Methadone Clinic and got his 40 mg dose of KFC Gravy Lmao

[@sharonrigs7999]

Wonder if it was watered down with Tang lol

[@thedastardlylizard5944]

I love how South Park gives you enough time to realize what someone is about to do and then you shout through the screen to try to prevent it

[@raven4k998]

can you grab me a beer as I irradiate my balls🤣🤣🤣

[@ComicalRealm]

Just a little bit of cancer, no biggie

[@JimmyBergman7]

Jesus is God

[@isaiahwalking]

@@JimmyBergman7 jesus is dead*

[@imagurd]

@@JimmyBergman7 Jesus is make believe* fixed it for ya

[@NotFckingBen]

THIS is iconic

[@randomguy514]

Hi Tweek

[@johngullo9420]

This never gets old!

[@tynao2029]

South Park is too scared to say anything about the worst Resident in the history of the USA, Hidin' Pedo Grandpa Joe Xiden. Walk away, Joe.

[@sethriggle1462]

Let's go Brandon

[@NS-sc1vl]

@@sethriggle1462 they only just released a new season recently, give em a break, whacko

[@acemerceramv8561]

Like kids with cancer

[@ArcYT]

@@sethriggle1462 🥱

[@chuckdraper7776]

Randy is the best character on South Park hands down.

[@Kenny-ep2nf]

yep

[@AceStar1994]

I think I'd be exactly like Cartman if all the KFC's got closed down where I am 😂

[@AceStar1994]

@@thecodester6669No Wendys or Arbys here in the UK. But if I ever go to the States, I'd love to try them.

[@BigLove101]

Yes Annlise H, me too. I don’t eat it often but every now and then I need a dose of KFC, “2 thighs original, mashed taters and gravy with the biscuit. Mmmmmm

[@t500010000]

Churches chicken is best

[@cmend]

Try canes it’s better

[@BigLove101]

Cartman knows chicken, KFC is the bomb.

[@obamahostile4073]

Randy should've played 1 match of League of Legends

[@traktor321]

🤣

[@dingdawng]

That would have just killed him from radiation poisoning

[@randomyoutubecommenter4]

That would be too much, he just wanted to get A LITTLE BIT of cancer

[@jordanmaessen9655]

I just love the fact that Stan actually stops and turns to Randy when he was asked to grab a beer before he kept walking his way with no word. Randy's "Stan?" was so hilarious too.

[@raven4k998]

you should try getting a little bit of cancer and be just like Randy🤣🤣🤣

[@dicklemeelmo8401]

Funny enough I started saying this around the house for a couple of weeks and now it’s in my recommendations.

[@JimmyBergman7]

Jesus is God and only way to heaven and escape eternal hellfire

[@meatman69696]

@@JimmyBergman7 jesus is kinda gay tbh

[@Cancun771]

Siri and Alexa are definitely _not_ spying on you. No sir!1

[@isaiahwalking]

@@JimmyBergman7 jesus and god aren't real... so yeah keep tellin yourself that pal.

[@pepesilvia429]

@@JimmyBergman7 the bible literally says otherwise but ok, keep preaching bullshit

[@laurendaley2503]

I only just notice randy taped cellphones to his head lol

[@fiveo9127]

That's why you watch them over and over. I always miss something due to laughing through the cartoon.

[@Splashy_BionicTitan497]

Dad mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer

[@gavandwina.5889]

Randy cracks me up 😂

[@seanfleming7206]

If Randy wanted Cancer so bad he should've just gone on reddit or tik tok.

[@bombwhippie]

All these years. This show never gets old.

[@zachsingh1]

This imo is the best South Park episode ever. You have prime Cartman and prime Randy both performing to their highest potential. Be it Cartman snorting a line of chicken skin and this clip of Randy sunbathing outside lol

[@MattExzy]

Over a decade later, and I still think of this episode every time I go past a KFC. I hate to try to call 'peaks' in shows, but this was a brilliant time for the show. It's been great since of course, but this era gives me the warm and fuzzies.

[@matthewketelhut4966]

“Don’t fuck me Eric, don’t you ever try to fuck me” 😂

[@qinshihuang8414]

1:25 every time im certain that my ideas will work out and then i realize they wont and my excitement slowy dies randy best character

[@jiujiu]

I just realized that Randy actually closed the microwave door on his balls and was cooking them inside the microwave. I always thought he was just holding them up to it lol

[@gabylopes2215]

"Stan, tell your mom that I'm just getting some cancer and then I'll enter"

[@Gwaithmir]

Having survived prostate cancer, I found this episode both funny and scary.

[@jaketinsley1987]

So many people in the comments actually believe microwaves don't cause cancer. Its scary how much our schools and FDA lie and propaganda the truth.

[@Shendue]

@@jaketinsley1987 It's called science. Microwaves can definetely cause cancer per se, but they don't leak out from your average microwave oven, unless it's seriously broken, in which case you shouldn't use it in the first place. Other than that, you are way more likely to get cancer from normal sun exposure, aka just going outside, not even necessarily on sunny days, and cooking meat, even traditionally. In fact, grilling meat is way more dangerous that microwaving it. Remember to take your tinfoil hat on the way out.

[@devontayglow4368]

I think it's the agenda look up h.p.v and the symptoms and be observant outside it's a real sneaky disease it's a slow killer and it's spreading

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

Is that how you got it? Lol

[@BigKogaDragonBossMan]

Stan tell him to stop getting harassed by Classi.

[@johnsontheolddaysandtimema664]

:(

[@BigKogaDragonBossMan]

@@johnsontheolddaysandtimema664 Classi better back off

[@isaiahwalking]

Hmm... you said this the last video?

[@BigKogaDragonBossMan]

@@isaiahwalking Maybe.

[@tynao2029]

South Park is too scared to say anything about the worst Resident in the history of the USA, Hidin' Pedo Grandpa Joe Xiden. Walk away, Joe.

[@haydenblack5648]

Randy is by far the best character in this show

[@Zach_TheGamer]

0:08 Love the way he says this.

[@Max69714]

Randy is the best south park character

[@sabreejohnson1551]

Yes, he's my favorite too.

[@budsam92]

He's a rare one with enough tegridy

[@chemeister]

Randy then Butters for me. Cartman fans really don't like this opinion.

[@tynao2029]

South Park is too scared to say anything about the worst Resident in the history of the USA, Hidin' Pedo Grandpa Joe Xiden. Walk away, Joe.

[@fgregerfeaxcwfeffece]

Damn he must have a pain tolerance like Deadpool.

[@affaaffaafjkfabhjkfa3708]

How did he manage to make the Microwave work while Open? Mine only works if it's closed.

[@rlemacs]

Microswitche, just tape it on.

[@allansh828]

how did microwave give him cancer? Microwave doesn’t ionize.

[@Rolando_Cueva]

Cartoon magick

[@Martin-kc1xj]

I paused it: The whole microwave is sideways... the skin stretches into the microwave and is pinched by the corner of the door, which is closed. I always thought he was just holding the door opened... but this is even funnier!

[@tynao2029]

@@Martin-kc1xj Look again, maybe get your eyes checked by a doctor. The door is wide open.

[@LiberalsArePoop]

Honestly, this might be the best SP episode of all time.

[@eibbor171]

this episode and "make love not warcraft" are tied 1st for me

[@mistresssuccubus2176]

Im more or less surprised he's using the microwave for the most amount of radition to his balls. Yet he had an X-Ray device right there which produces more radition then your microwave oven. And his nuts should be full of it after that much exposure. Infact he should be borderlining Blight from Batman. Okay, so an over statment. But still, that device alone is causing more radition then anything he's using or in his house.

[@elmoelmerson172]

Also, microwaves aren’t radioactive. They use non-ionizing electromagnetic radiation, which just heats things up.

[@AgentSmith911]

than* sorry, just had to, you violated twice.

[@largeroyster]

He probably took it from work

[@mvv1408]

It's a dentist's x-ray to make bitewing photos. You would have to stand before that thing for weeks to get a decent amount of radiation.

[@oldfrend]

@@mvv1408 still more likely to give you nut cancer than a microwave. the dentist makes you wear a lead vest for a good reason.

[@bsanders9106]

This is one of the best Randy episodes ever.

[@mercyinquisitor4234]

The phones taped to his head does it for me🤣🤣🤣

[@heatherswanson9133]

Hey Stan can you grab me a beer? Stan?

[@KogaDragonEnforcer]

Hey Heather

[@marquezzj]

Randy is the king!!! 🤣🤣 Love the show one of my all time favourites. Willing to watch the new stuff

[@superflea7219]

lol, how can you NOT love Randy? 😂😂

[@dariusgordon2266]

🎵BUFFALO SOLDIER!!🎵

[@mike223reloader]

Takes me back. Great episode and it reminds me of when we first legalized for medical. Everyone had some condition that qualified them, now it’s completely legal and most are healthy again.

[@BiblicallyAccurateToaster]

Lol, right? Suddenly everyone's anxiety & frequent headaches have died down😆

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

I love how the way to treat a medical.condition was to smoke something...

[@Blankp1anet]

I showed the testicular cancer clip in Personal Self Development class in grade 10 during my presentation on testicular cancer. I was so happy the teacher allowed it.

[@eggyLightbulb345]

This is basically my father when I was Stan's age.

[@professorpalpatine5202]

really want more Randy episodes, he is the second best character

[@Someb0dy1Day]

I lost my shit when i saw Randy has mobile phones strapped to his head LMFAOOOOOOO

[@shawnmcdaniel6255]

Testicular cancer is the best kind.

[@isaiahwalking]

Huh?

[@dibkle]

Personally I prefer rectal cancer.

[@skateking959]

Not only is South Park hilarious, it also has a deeper meaning behind it. Thank you South Park for always staying real.

[@devanov3103]

For me it's an analogy how weed enthusiasts such as myself would rather have their life terribly altered (cancer in south park, imprisonment and abandonment by societal institutions in real life) than buckle down and accept the immoral and unlogic laws. For other people it's simply a stupid addict who only cares about being high.

[@sarahedwards2]

I just found out last week that my brother probably has testicular cancer, and his surgery will likely be in the next week to 10 days.

[@amaniwhite9622]

Taken from the episode: medicinal Fried chicken (2010) From season 14 of South Park (1997-present) This episode originally Aired on March 31st 2010 on Comedy Central. in this one, Cartman's favorite restaurant (Which is KFC) has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to Buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken back! (P.S. Cancer is very bad, so don't be a fool and try to give yourself cancer!) South Park (1997-present) a comedy central original series since 1997!

[@isaiahwalking]

Woah dude you seen the video too?

[@justice5150]

I wish there was a bot that did this for every one of South Parks KZbin vids. Would help out a lot of people who want to watch the full episode or just want to read more!

[@dibkle]

Wow, did I just get told not to give myself cancer? Welp. I've seen everything.

[@tynao2029]

South Park is too scared to say anything about the worst Resident in the history of the USA, Hidin' Pedo Grandpa Joe Xiden. Walk away, Joe.

[@amaniwhite9622]

Happy 24th anniversary to South park (1997-present) 🎂🍰🧁🎁🎊🎉🎈🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎁🎁🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🍧🍨🍦

[@butzmn7190]

"A little bit of cancer" is possibly the greatest joke I've ever heard

[@RandysDirtyBurger]

I legit cannot get enough of randy 💀

[@CannaToker420]

You know what's fucked up? I might actually have penile cancer. I remember this being so funny when I was younger. Now it’s just painful reminder of how I might die before I turn 30

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

Is this hoe you got it...? Lol. :) Hope you are OK .

[@yoloswagprobro8227]

Bros trying the cancer speedrun any % 💀

[@respecteverybodynohate9637]

I loved how far he took it

[@chriswelcome8102]

I've watched this many times but this was the first time I noticed you can actually see his junk

[@MeediaArtur]

Randy is the man of great passion.

[@theastonvillaseal585]

Cutting back and forth from Cartman and cancer 💀

[@deadmoonscriptures1556]

Randy has the best quotes in the entire show hahahahaha

[@Krystalmyth]

Love how you can do what Randy is doing every day and never get cancer, but you can be a total health nut athlete and still get cancer anywhere on your body for no reason. Isn't the body great?

[@bradyking9778]

Randy will need a manscaped sponsor

[@fatpanda360]

This episode rocks

[@romanumeralz]

Tell mom it’s okay. 😂

[@Howlingburd19]

One of the best episodes centered around Randy and that’s REALLY saying something xD

[@kevmoful]

All I had to do to get my medical marijuana card was 4 tours to Afghanistan. Worth it

[@kevedwards]

Got to be a top 10 episode maybe even top 5

[@dibkle]

Definitely!

[@theshark84724]

This is SO GOOD

[@Intelligenkeit]

the phones on his head man :D

[@jamiedavies5217]

Haven’t watched south park for years but man these videos make me wanna start again

[@emojimr4427]

When are we going to get a best of randy Marsh video updated

[@TomasUjhelyi]

I like the idea of randy wanting to eat a mountain high pile of frozen chicken and then find out it causes cancer

[@jamesrudd3157]

“Just going to get a bit of cancer Stan, tell mum it will be okay.” 😂😭💀

[@SubjectiveFunny]

This is one of the best episodes.

[@blaircorneliawaldorfbass3758]

Love this episode

[@randomworld4662]

This just show the accurate life of us

[@Nikko170]

One of the best episodes of all time

[@Fuccoffbud]

One of my favorite episodes 😂

[@JewishFrog]

*three beeps* 緊急廣播，由於發生嚴重事故，本站將會關閉。乘客請保持鎮定，並跟隨閃動中嘅出口指示牌，立即由最近嘅出口離開。所有閘機現已開啟，出閘時毋須使用車票或八達通。 緊急廣播，由於發生嚴重事故，本站將要關閉。乘客請保持鎮定，並跟隨閃耀中的出口指示牌，馬上由最近的出口離開。所有閘機現已開啟，出閘時毋須使用車票或八達通。 This is an emergency. The station is closing because of a serious incident. Please remain calm and follow the flashing exit signs to leave the station immediately through the nearest exit. All ticket gates are opened. Do not use tickets or Octopus.

[@NotFckingBen]

I think my social credits just went down

[@dibkle]

Q hard

[@t500010000]

Better than current Rick and Morty

[@chemeister]

👌

[@supremespanker]

Agreed Rick and Morty world too inconsistent to be interesting, Futurama was way better imo.

[@erinthedemonhog2090]

I love how when Randy asks Stan to get him a beer, Stan's like "nope. Not dealing with this."

[@citizenearth71]

So much to unsee in this clip.

[@scottthedick3927]

I tried to give Terrence and Philip cancer. It didn't work.

[@aestheticramen6902]

Hi scott

[@scottthedick3927]

@@aestheticramen6902 Hi buddy

[@dibkle]

Hi Scott

[@scottthedick3927]

@@dibkle What do you want friend?

[@suarezz03]

classic randy. 👏

[@JimmyBergman7]

Jesus is God and only way to heaven

[@suarezz03]

@@JimmyBergman7 okay ?

[@mr.sours420growingadventure]

Randy and his crazy activities are fun to watch. 🤜🤛

[@MilesWhitt]

this might be my favorite south park episode ever. classic

[@arcangel4809]

"However, the primary causes of testicular cancer are linked to exposure to high doses of radiation" He says while im laying on the couch hold my cellphone close to my crouch...

[@adamrak7560]

Not that kind of radiation, hopefully. Because in that case your own heat radiation (peak at 32THz) would also cause problems, depending on your underwear.

[@Shep201]

*then he got ball cancer*

[@buttpark5336]

I understand Stan. You don't want to be part of your Dad's idiocy.

[@OzAsbjorn]

One of the best episodes ever.

[@fixedguitar47]

This episode is just more evidence that South Park is the smartest show ever created.