KREISCHER IS CRAZY // Bert Kreischer - The Machine // REACTION

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@YBMJETT 4 жыл бұрын

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@st3pwise 4 жыл бұрын

React to "Yuri Bezmenov How to brainwash a nation" 😁

@jacobgibson9184 4 жыл бұрын

черный самолет

@kardeef33317 3 жыл бұрын

His classmates have All confirmed this is a 100% true

@kwams26 4 жыл бұрын

Not only is this 100% true, Van Wilder was loosely based off of his college career.

@12seahawks12 4 жыл бұрын

Very true

@joshuascott2551 4 жыл бұрын

Correct. He sold the rights to his life to National Lampoon.

@almostonehundredpercent 4 жыл бұрын

Truth son

@12seahawks12 4 жыл бұрын

Joshua Scott well that seems a bit much lol

@joshuascott2551 4 жыл бұрын

Bri G15 that doesn't mean it's not true.

@walkingwounded3824 4 жыл бұрын

The movie "Van Wilder" was based on Bert's college career, in part. He more comfortable shirtless because he sweats a lot and he's more self conscious about that than being shirtless!

@yuriy_kondor 4 жыл бұрын

I'm from russia. And in the nineties that's how it was. It's not like that any more. I mean there are certain naborhoods you dont want to pass like every other place in the world. Love your channel!

@alexniverson9504 4 жыл бұрын

Its becuse he sweets alot while he on stage so he doesn't like to have sweet spots while he is doing his standup

@theilluminator89 4 жыл бұрын

Cool things is the story is it's true, and the no shirt thing is just how Burt does his stand up

@AriMalatesta Жыл бұрын

I love you both, man. I sure miss that chemistry and overtly obvious love between you both. It is always a pleasure, and refreshing, but also there is a part of my mind and my hearth that says "yes, this s**t what it's all is about..." I need to deserve that again. Thank you.

@docmiller8171 3 жыл бұрын

like a previous commenter stated ... it was that way at one time ... but not anymore... just be careful where you go like anywhere you visit.. Worth the trip

@smittybenzo4693 4 жыл бұрын

Bert doesn't even care to be acknowledged about being shirtless. He's like a dude answering his front door on a Saturday morning.

@nero7469 4 жыл бұрын

he said once in an interview that his stage stress and stage fear was making him anxious and sweaty so once he had took off the shirt to avoid sweat and he kept doing afterwards

@jasongalley604 4 жыл бұрын

As others have said this story is true. It has some embellishments but even his classmates have confirmed it. Also Bert once commented that partying with the cops was even crazier than partying with the mob guys.

@christopherhansen2402 4 жыл бұрын

Do you have a video for this? I've always wanted to hear that story since I found out everything was true

@Starfire1408 4 жыл бұрын

Isn't there a radio interview that Bert did where he had confirmed it and said classmates have pictures to prove it, and that he said he was more afraid of the cops than he was the gangsters? I think I saw it once or twice.

@jasongalley604 4 жыл бұрын

@@Starfire1408 yah I'm not sure where to find the interview though. But yes there are pictures of it on facebook at least (there was) and yah classmates confirmed it and there are picture. Plus he did say partying with the cops was scarier than with the mob.

@jasongalley604 4 жыл бұрын

@@christopherhansen2402 I've looked but can't find it. I believe, though, it was some radio interview

@Starfire1408 4 жыл бұрын

@@jasongalley604 I just found part of the interview. I think it's from the Joe Rogan Expirience #95. The video, on youtube, should be about 12:19 long.

@jeremyszczepanski216 4 жыл бұрын

Bert Kreischer was the actual inspiration for the character of Van Wilder. Playboy wrote an article about him back in the day while he was in college, touting him as the ultimate college party animal.

@kingofrivia1248 4 жыл бұрын

He actually has photos of the trip and its a 100% true story - you can look it up he showed them once😂

@Daniel-ud2jj 4 жыл бұрын

I've seen this vid so many times, but it felt brand new watching it along with you guys! He has said that it was a completely true story, as this was in the 90's and he has explained this in interviews. Real talk, Staci has a nice bicep!! Good for you.

@christopherdurham8330 4 жыл бұрын

bert never wears a shirt on stage. he's a hilarious and big hearted person who just doesn't give a fuck.

@singerkgreen 4 жыл бұрын

For some reason I thought you guy had done this! Glad to see a new Machine reaction :-) My favorite part is the 87% censorship.

@TheRealJeffNelson 4 жыл бұрын

You guys are awesome! Keep up the great content!

@YBMJETT 4 жыл бұрын

Glad you are enjoying my friend!

@RyanRichardsToby 4 жыл бұрын

Nobody has a smile like Staci. Nobody.

@zzzkoszzz 4 жыл бұрын

Rolling Stone article from 1997 "Bert Kreischer: The Undergraduate It has taken the Florida State University student six years to become the man he is today: the top partyer at the Number One Party School in the country" www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/bert-kreischer-the-undergraduate-240847/

@Jack-yl9qh 4 жыл бұрын

Great vid, the shirt off is just his thing; he does it for all is stand ups. I'd suggest Tom Segura for future vids- he's on netflix and they're pretty good

@davidb3979 4 жыл бұрын

That's the last story of on of his stand up routines. Burt, is great, his time at Florida state uni was the real life inspiration for the film, 'Van Wilder Party Liaison'.

@kellymarklong 4 жыл бұрын

The no shirt thing is just Bert’s thing. Every comedy show he does, when he comes out on stage, he takes his shirt off. The Machine is on Netflix.

@ramiabdo5953 4 жыл бұрын

The mob was very powerful in Russia during the 90's. After the fall of the Soviet Union, there was a huge power vacuum that the federal government wasn't able to fill for a while, during that period, the mob kinda run some essential aspects of the government. Bert description of the corruption that was there is kinda accurate. After Putin came to power in the beginning of the 2000's The federal government was able to take control over everything important so the situation got better.

@nero7469 4 жыл бұрын

Bert's classmates have confirmed this story. There are actually photos of him and Igor floating around the internet. Fanny pack and all. He said the police were the scariest ones to party with because they didn't care about anything. This guy was also the inspiration for the movie Van Wilder. Here's a link to the pictures imgur.com/a/mf15yLM#LZbPvgp also I'm the Machine in Russian is Я машина

@txbeachbum 4 жыл бұрын

A few people already commented that is basically a true story and the movie Van Wilder is based on him.... If you search you can find a few pictures of him and the mob guys in Russia.

@drewcliff82 3 жыл бұрын

Also, yall are the top couple on youtube. Yall seem like great people.

@viktorleethorsson3873 4 жыл бұрын

This story is true, Van Wilder is based on him because he was the biggest partier at the hardest partying college in the country, and he doesn't wear a shirt at any of his comedy specials. It's just his signature thing.

@jam3sbarry198 4 жыл бұрын

❤❤ Yall !! I've seen Bert perform a few times, and even if he starts out his set with a shirt... it never stays on lol

@nightbane727 4 жыл бұрын

Bert doesn't wear a shirt alot of the time because he used to get self conscious about sweating through shirts from the lights and nerves so he just said fuck it and started taking his shirt off

@brandonroyce2356 4 жыл бұрын

These two are perhaps KZbin's most wholesome couple.

@alwayswrite2011 4 жыл бұрын

Perusing people reacting to "The Machine" story, I stumbled on you two. 1: The two of you are adorable. 2: Justin looks like he crushes cars with his bare hands on the weekends for fun. 3: Staci is gorgeous. 4: Please explain the tire behind Staci. 5: Russian nicknames: Justin = The Crusher, Staci = The Crushed That's it. This is a drive-by comment. I'm going to check out more of your vids.

@TheSksexton 4 жыл бұрын

I can't count how many time I've listened to this story....

@jefemoreno6414 4 жыл бұрын

There is a podcast of him talking about this trip and his class mats confirm this story lol haha. There is a pic of the train conductor stripes on his FB page lol

@XG_Alpha_Supreme 4 жыл бұрын

It's true, and Legendary is making a movie about it.

@marlahudgins7038 4 жыл бұрын

Bert K tells good true stories Bert feels more comfy with no shirt, he said on a talk show

@Nomazoff 4 жыл бұрын

I am from Russia. And in 90s it was like that :)

@5ilbpike669 4 жыл бұрын

iv'e seen this special when he comes to the stage that is one of the first thing he does is remove his shirt

@YBMJETT 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe it’s just more comfortable that way I guess 😂

@5ilbpike669 4 жыл бұрын

@@YBMJETT i think that's his thing he does that each & every time preforms

@Oreochan42 4 жыл бұрын

From what i have heard its partly a tactile thing, he doesnt like the feeling of shirts, and he is just a big party person, so he went on stage one time and took his shirt off and one of his friends told him that was something he was going to have to do from now on cause it became part of who he was on stage

@rcrowe88 4 жыл бұрын

I've saw him 3 times and met him twice and as soon as he gets on stage the shirt comes off.

@tkathgar 11 ай бұрын

As far as I understand early in his career Bert was bombing and as a hail mary he took his shirt off and it improved things lol. After that taking off his shirt at the beginning of shows became his gimmick he was known as the shirt off guy.

@jason42080 4 жыл бұрын

The reason why he doesn't wear a shirt while doing his stand up is because it happened by accident one time and he has said that when he wears a shirt he looks even more fatter..I also think when he is shirtless it makes him feel more mentally comfortable when doing his stand up

@drewcliff82 3 жыл бұрын

100% true story. Classic.

@jason42080 3 жыл бұрын

The reason why The Machine AKA Bert was famous with the Russian Mafia was because of the very first Igor gangster telling other Mafia gangsters through phone conversations about Bert the American Party Machine...oh and Bert has found the 1st Igor of the story and they are going to make The Machine Movie and Igor is going to be the onset consultant for accuracy and I bet/feel Bert is going to play the first Igor of the story in the movie...I can't wait to see Bert not get screwed out of acknowledgment on a movie that was based on Bert like how he got screwed on the Van Wilder movie

@12seahawks12 4 жыл бұрын

He started going out without a shirt long time ago because he would sweat his ass off then just said F it. And now thats who he is. Every special and any time hes on stage.

@freerusty04 4 жыл бұрын

His classmates confirmed it on FB a few years ago there's photo evidence

@anaisfigueroa862 4 жыл бұрын

Such a sweet couple

@MichaelHarto 4 жыл бұрын

You guys are so sweet❤️ Greetings from indonesia👍

@rickbrasseaux1676 4 жыл бұрын

The first time I saw Bert Kreischer was his appearance on Hot Ones where the interview is accompanied by progressively hot wings with each question. I haven't seen any reaction channel check out any Hot Ones episodes and there is plenty of comedy gold there.

@YBMJETT 4 жыл бұрын

I actually love watching hot ones but I think the copyrights would kill us! We’ll look into it though

@chadwickvon8019 4 жыл бұрын

I like how you edit out just some of the curse words lol.

@davidb3979 4 жыл бұрын

If you like Bert you should watch these two, 1) The bear story and 2) flying-dildos story... both videos start 1 minute in: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oGOllGylp6iSpbc kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKfXZmiGn5V2fs0

@shanewray7595 4 жыл бұрын

Rolling stone magazine named him the #1 college party animal...that's how he met will smith and his whole journey started

@Stevesrssrssrs 4 жыл бұрын

He sweats so much with one on, so he does comedy shirtless.

@hermandebarr1409 4 жыл бұрын

You guys are great. The perfect American couple :D

@kardeef33317 3 жыл бұрын

His classmates have All confirmed this is a 100% true

@thisfacebelievesyou8862 3 жыл бұрын

Hooked On Phonics for ‘Noles

@shvabzee 4 жыл бұрын

I was born in ussr and was a teenager that time. So this story could be true

@realPenrodPooch 4 жыл бұрын

FYI, he feels a lot more comfortable on stage without a shirt. That's how he put it, basically.

@hamar9900 4 жыл бұрын

His story is a true story. It is exaggerated, and he does speak some Russian as you can see in his routine. He does not wear a shirt because he gets hot under the lights, as do all performers, and not wearing a shirt became his thing.

@poggies7639 4 жыл бұрын

On a podcast He also talked about how the time he spent with the Russian police was even crazier since they themselves were basically an organised gang in the 90s and with no one to police them since they were the police. He said they did even crazier stuff than the mob

@bsims5854 2 жыл бұрын

Got my sub from your action because your real

@ufc4me07 4 жыл бұрын

You guys are so cute! I've been with my wife over 20 years. You are great 😁

@TheJon 4 жыл бұрын

Consider it smash pound exploded, y'all 😎👍

@Janusmannen 4 жыл бұрын

You guys should do Bert Kreischers bits ”mexicans” and ”flying dildos”.

@itzjdlx1619 4 жыл бұрын

He never wears a shirt for his comedy he said he was always uncomfortable in them and it took to much time planning so now he tears it off when he comes out. Also the story is legit his classmates posted pictures of the trip and commented and said it’s true he robbed us on the trip!

@ChrisKilluminati 4 жыл бұрын

Finally got to "The Machine". I was almost offended by all the curse words but luckily you censored 53% of the curses, so I ended up being ok. 😂 That was so random.

@SK-nw4ig 2 жыл бұрын

Why he doesnt wear a shirt he said “It’s a way to remind myself that I’m supposed to be having a good time".

@peckish_tooth6515 2 жыл бұрын

What's the name of the intro song?

@captbrownbeard1599 4 жыл бұрын

As everyone has pointed out, the story is true, the best part however is on the trip back they had him party with the gangsters again because noone actually got hurt on the trip out to Moscow.

@T3x45.m4d3 4 жыл бұрын

I love you guys ...your name is the jettcrew

@EvelyntMild 4 жыл бұрын

I am the Pringle Machine!

@RippanYT 2 жыл бұрын

This is one of them stories you dont believe... and then there is proof it happened. Crazy shit

@seasickviking 4 жыл бұрын

Bert tends not to wear a shirt in his hour-long specials because, according to him, it gets way too hot spending over an hour under the spotlight. In an interview, he explained that he had to decide to go without a shirt or constantly drink water& towel off like most comedians do. As you can see, he chose the former as an alternative.

@DeLaFey1777 4 жыл бұрын

Staci, possibly the most attractive female on youTube. Justin, possibly the most fortunate guy on KZbin....Love your posts.

@jessesanders313 4 жыл бұрын

2 bears 1 cave him and Segura have podcast that is getting warran Sapp it will be 2 bears 1 Sapp these guys are incredible

@itoescobar 4 жыл бұрын

You guys should watch his dance video and then toms video

@Kyle86910 3 жыл бұрын

He goes over the actual true story with Joe rogan and it pretty much happened like he said except he left out some details so it was not so long

@elischultes6587 4 жыл бұрын

You need to see his story about his daughter told to Conan. It’s better than the special bit on the same story. Conan’s nervousness and laughter made the bit. His Rachel Ray bit from this special is good too. Supposedly he was more nervous hanging with the mafia cops than the regular mafia. No one could tell them no. He came out with a shirt on then instantly took it off.

@andyspisszak4154 4 жыл бұрын

It cracks me up that EVERY reaction to the machine story has numerous comments about how .....it's a true story, Van Wilder was based on him, there's pics of him and Igor. You aren't breaking new ground with the comments lol.

@mattmoose1 4 жыл бұрын

You can be the blachines

@PheonixSunstar001 4 жыл бұрын

This might come off as a complaint but it's not intended that way. I love your videos and your reaction to this. But I just feel like I have to say something about reactions to this clip in general: I've watched tons of reactors watch this story. You'd think I'd be tired of hearing the story but I'm not it's one of my favorites. What has gotten old though is EVERY single person getting hung up on him not wearing a shirt. I get it, it's unusual and worth a comment or two at the start but why do most reactors feel they have to keep talking about it over and over like there just has to be some huge secret as to why he's not wearing one. First time I watched it, I thought it was weird for about 5 seconds then I moved on and didn't really give it another thought.

@pleutron 4 жыл бұрын

First... love this bit. but 2nd... I just noticed... is it just me or does Justin look like he could be the cousin or something to Big E of the WWE?

@denvilgriffin8354 4 жыл бұрын

I have been known as the Gremlyn since my Marine Corps days. If I were to go to Russia, that is what I would use.

@Yugioh420 4 жыл бұрын

Burt dont wear a shirt in like any special I've seen. And from what I hear there have been Classmates who went on the trip who have claimed to confirm it's TRUE

@_subzero_3941 2 жыл бұрын

THE FREE COUNTRY! WITH SHIRT OR NOT.....WHATS THE PROBLEM?? LOL

@narendharkumar3 4 жыл бұрын

Comedy aside, Bert is a really good storyteller.

@YBMJETT 4 жыл бұрын

We were thinking that while watching it. It’s amazing how descriptive he was the entire time.

@narendharkumar3 4 жыл бұрын

@@YBMJETT keep doing what you do guys. Been enjoying your content a lot lately.

@gogothdar 4 жыл бұрын

He has gone as far as having some of the russian mobsters on his podcast, story is 100% true. Also he never wears a shirt doing standup.

@jimooijevaar6894 4 жыл бұрын

Could you please react to Bert Kreischer - Flying Dildos Flying Dildos is actualy after he went to Russia

@smithp67 4 жыл бұрын

Your names could be Beauty and the Beast mode.

@dennisb2450 4 жыл бұрын

No shirt is his gimmick. It worked

@nickhaas9185 4 жыл бұрын

Uh oh you missed a Fuck @ 8:00 Update: I think you guys just gave up 😆

@Canadagraphs 4 жыл бұрын

I noticed the 1st time they missed one, and I was going to comment, then I realized they just gave up at that point. They missed 1, then got the next one, then just full on gave up after that.