Man Sues State for Refusing to Recognize Marriage to Computer ft. Steve Greene, DavidSoComedy

[@sandarkyaw4318]

Steve: "Wait, Dora is Mexican? " Joe: " I think she's Mexican cuz she's always speaking Spanish " 😂😂

[@Jackieeeisvibing]

Sandar Kyaw that had me screaming I'm old and even I know that like Dora the Explorer is Mexican I'm going to remember that for the rest of my life that's insane

[@Shiro-ii6nw]

Yo just found out as of 2017 Mandarin is already the most widely spoken language in the world and Spanish second and English third, that's including all the different dialects of each languages

[@scorponok1997]

Steves colour blind story had me dying! 😂

[@adolfocepeda6633]

its color not colour

[@Steelgiraffe420]

Adolfo Cepeda I believe he’s British

[@scorponok1997]

In the land of maple syrup, igloos and polar bears, its colour.

[@Steelgiraffe420]

Haadi Khan oh one of our Canadian brothers

[@LetsRetry]

in Australia we spell it "Colour" not "Color". like we spell "Mum" instead of "Mom"

[@rowni]

LOL did anyone else think about Plankton and Karen?

[@tuff2644]

Veronika Alcoba no bitch

[@bamamagassa]

I did lol

[@Peng_Pong]

No. but now i do.

[@kevinm.5951]

Veronika Alcoba If The entire world of SpongeBob is underwater how does Karen survive?

[@ps3guy22]

lmfao

[@DudeWazap103]

Damn Steve has the most dedication for keeping a joke going. but it just makes it that much funnier. lol I would have probably forgot atleast once and gotten caught by my gf.

[@Nrx88]

Steve and David had me in tearssssss 😂😂😂😂😂 HILARIOUS

[@AntandChristina]

Y'all KNOW I gotta have my hash browns!!!

[@Heyitsann]

Hi guys!

[@gg6288]

Every Mexican girl had the Dora haircut at some point in their life

[@Vanessa-co4rp]

Facts... Bowl head for life✊🏻😂

[@marianaalcocer]

Sραcє Pєиgυιи I have that hairstyle rn 😣😂

[@adventuretime14]

Never did tbh.. But my cousin did lmao

[@coffiestar1743]

I never did. Oh wait I did.

[@yowshiii3]

im south asian and that was my style too :P

[@oeisuj]

Steve Greene is the GOAT of featured guest on jk news

[@XNuCLeaRx23]

EVERYTHING IS SO MUCH BETTER WITH STEVE

[@Al4beef]

Keep Steve, this is life

[@DirtySk8RatStaney]

Steve is the BEST!!! He had his wife convinced he was color blind for a year just for the lols!!!...... *standing slow clap

[@weeniehutsenior8258]

Steve just makes things better :) I would love for him to be permanent

[@calebgibertini432]

We need David and Steve to write a show or movie. That would be hysterical!

[@haruhifujioka5895]

I was dying with Steve's story omg lmao

[@yume.mp4]

Steve Greene's color blind story has me BAWLING tears of laughter, 💀😂😭 please keep him close to the JK crew like how close David So is with you guys.👌👏

[@Blastermanx]

Love those on topic off topic conversation they get in to

[@hamzakamran7665]

Does a fatal Windows error count as a divorce in this relationship???

[@hamzakamran7665]

Damn this got dark quick.

[@kevindean0000]

They'd be dead, but hopefully they don't have a DNR... you know... a Do Not Reboot order, so there's a chance of bringing them back. :)

[@kevinm.5951]

Hamza Kamran Do the same rules apply to the RROD? (Red Ring Of Death)

[@DonDonRon]

low iq god Wouldn't it be brain died because it still turns on?

[@emilyshmelimy]

low iq god widow? or suspect

[@GVW63500]

When I read the title, first thing that came into mind was "please Steve be on this episode."

[@ilikeRUNE]

steve greene is one of the funniest fuckers ever hahahaHAHA!

[@avgrice]

Lowkey turned into a roast sesh on Anthony lmao

[@star0809fel]

Steve and David have such good chemistry!

[@DomCristante]

BEST VIDEO with steve YET !!!!

[@scottbackula1581]

Lol it used to be ft. David So & Steve Greene Now it's ft. Steve Greene & David So Jk finally recognise 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@katlinhua]

My ex made me think he was colorblind too for 6 months into our relationship and I angrily cried too. I feel for Nikki, bruh.

[@WarChortle]

Objects can't give consent: end of story.

[@preettyE]

WarChortle but they can't not give consent either

[@koobs_]

It’s essentially rape when you think about it

[@Vincisomething]

I used to pronounce "ask" as "axe" and "specifically/specific" as "spacific/ spacificially" (as in it rhymes pacific). I have a fucking speech impediment, I just accept it at this point

[@pescaditodiabolico]

Vincisomething where I'm from in Jersey , we all say "axed" instead of asked. Just how we are 🙂

[@Vincisomething]

pescaditodiabolico Lmao, I'm from Oregon so I'm wondering where I got it from. I also remember someone pointed out that I was saying "iron" wrong. It's was saying how it's spelled - "i-ron." Apparently you're supposed to be pronouncing it i-urn or something like that.

[@pescaditodiabolico]

Vincisomething that's just an interesting perk about you. Ppl still get what you're saying. That's all that matters

[@fireflyx808]

Steve and David together is the funniest shit ever

[@animelover287]

Please keep inviting Steve on JKN. This is guy is hilarious!

[@Basnandez]

Mans color blind lol

[@StepMochi]

David and Steve are match made in heaven. Like everything Steve says is making David laugh his lungs out :D

[@Leann_7]

i love this cast combo !!

[@BGirlMotion]

Jess is right about calling everything "coke" in texas 😂

[@TheLastPrime38]

Motion so it's like how we say dude for everything in California

[@bellemarie7190]

Dora's cousin Diego from "Go Diego Go" lives in a rainforest, so I always assumed Dora's family came from one of the spanish speaking countries in South America.

[@iEditCatVideos]

Steve should be a permanent guest.

[@iiiEyEZz]

This video was amazing please steve stay forever all the fans will pay one dollar a month to keep him😂😂

[@mymorenoblepursuits9173]

I need someone in my life like Steve. You can never have a boring moment. It's funny to me because I pretend to not be color blind in front of people. I have 1 friend that figured out I actually can't differentiate anything that's orange, pink , red, or anything in between. Even my own mother doesn't know lmao

[@lisapineapple]

Love you, Jess! East Texas in the house!

[@tazdeville55]

Steve Green, what can I say to that!😂 😂😂Well it was cruel. 😕

[@HavennH]

omg this by far has got to be one of their best JKNews lineup everyone is engaged in the conversation. Steve Greene is amazing

[@TheBuffman65]

Steve is just the best.

[@_Maxten]

THANK YOU JOE FOR SINGING COMPUTER LOVE. Thats what i was also thinking lmao

[@DatBoiAugi]

This dude is exactly like plankton from spongebob

[@Charlieswag9000]

who

[@jeetkundough6224]

Video talking about words and pranks had me lol.

[@monaegielove885]

I love when they get off topic! 😂

[@framar601]

13:46 everytime i have a bad day i go back to this moment, haha that is so fucking funny

[@fiuitto001]

Jess is getting more comfortable on camera, good to see!

[@Merritt_Maverick]

Joe : "corn flakes" in a broken spanish accent 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@highfunq2863]

LOL Steve would be the funniest uncle/grandpa EVER....

[@wonderboy7880]

It's getting to a point where I'm kind of sad when the video ends because I didn't want it to end yet.

[@DanielaMartinez-el2kz]

right when i was about to sleep

[@Peng_Pong]

I woke up.

[@victoriaSantorsiero]

steve always has the best stories 😂

[@taylord9226]

9:35 I never laughed so hard in my life lol

[@Vincisomething]

A customer at work asked for "soft drinks" and I had to confirm if he meant "soda" because I haven't heard "soft drink" in a long time for some reason.

[@Vincisomething]

I've heard "soda pop"

[@Domiiniiquefan90]

😂😂 love it when they tell their own life stories

[@Henchman_Holding_Wrench]

"IN-surance"? Like calling the "PO-lees"? It's definitely a southern thing, but I didn't know that goes all the way to Texas.

[@smwillia]

That David story about the two people hating each other making it is straight up Much Ado About Nothing Shakespeare-like story.

[@ikrai6436]

Damn Anthony and Jess getting roasted in this vid 😂

[@sosofa123]

Who's anthony??....

[@NIVSTERTV]

S the guy sitting by David

[@danieldancer4065]

This is one of those episodes that had me dying lol

[@intimidate2161]

Everyone in my family says pillow, I say pellow. Always correcting me.

[@mangojuice8948]

THE MOSQUITO THING I HAVE THE SAME THING KINDA SO theres these two guys (say A and B) and theyre both in band and one day in the band hall there was a bird (idk how it got there). Guy A says "Oh dude, B, there's a bird in the band hall!" Guy A stops in his tracks, drops his face and all and says, "OH MY GOD, B, IT'S A MOSQOOTO, NOT A BIRD." and thats the end of the convo and its been a legendary thing since then

[@SuperSlimshady1]

this episode literally had me in tears it literally made me lol

[@stocklilves4060]

I really like the way you guys film. 👍

[@angelrose1714]

i love how when i looked up "jknews steve green" color-blind popped up and how when i pushed enter and this is the first video that came up

[@Oscar53955]

Steve’s colorblind story!!! 😂😂😂

[@grandmasterczar4969]

Steve with that color blind story 😂

[@soul598]

Steve , thank you for the idea

[@aliaaaice4697]

David was like I would be forever single if I did a colorblind joke

[@JustJ-Me]

One of their funniest videos I've seen 😂

[@khiempham745]

So this story is just the movie "Her" in real life.

[@KutieyKae216]

When you're watching the Wedding Ringer and see that Steve Greene played one of the grooms

[@dongiovanni3592]

When he said hash browns I lost it xD

[@Shadow_Valk]

why is David so fckin funny when doing outro shits xDD

[@siswalabahlabah2741]

Best episode ever.

[@peachynao6936]

*Sounds about white* 😩😩😩👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@Courtneylashawn]

Nao 최소 I wasn't going to say it lol

[@alondragonzalez1979]

army

[@gingerisland6877]

Nao 최소 Its a black computer...

[@richmahogany1]

oh yeah this TOTALLY isn't something asians would do...only other time I've heard about people marrying objects is when it was happening in mass numbers in japan

[@BoogieBitch69]

Nao 최소 😂

[@Esbilick]

You can marry your sister/cousin and other members of the same family but not have your computer recognized? WTF? That computer is more legit than anything.

[@annisa8863]

Just a quick appreciation comment on the fact that JK news is uploading a lot more frequently again

[@lancesullivan9533]

Steve is the best guest

[@kevinhu6961]

idk why but it's kinda more interesting without bart and geo

[@AniWillow]

I feel like the perfect group would be, Nikki, Steve, Tiff, Joe, David, and Gina

[@Oscar53955]

My ideal group is David, Joe, Bart, Geo, Steve, Nikki and Tiff

[@Oscar53955]

jacob cantu nah you fuck off. I don’t understand why people don’t like David. He’s hilarious. Steve, David and Joe (Bart a close 4th) are the funniest people that have been on JK

[@butterfly2847]

WHAT ABOUT JULIA???!!!

[@Mahnoorx]

Oscar53955 And Jess. I don’t know why but Steve and Jess always seem to vibe so well.

[@SWRDFSH3850]

Steve Greene is the absolute biggest troll in the universe....😂😂😂

[@black4pienus]

I love my computer too. But we don't need a marriage to prove our love. We don't need all that. We got each other and that's all that matters.

[@lyndsayrae]

steve is amazing

[@lizlemxn]

I thought Dora was Ecuadorian 😂

[@suethao3738]

I laughed so hard I needed to evacualtion out the comments.

[@hOtneO]

Abolish marriage tax and the frivolous marriage suits go away.

[@MrRonnyac96]

David and Steve combo is great! Here hahaha

[@yujuti8416]

Speaking of Ohioan referring pop to soda, I am an Asian living in Ohio for 15 years. I went to language school when I first arrived and the very first "slang" they taught us was pop-- "don't say soda, you have to say pop here"our teacher said. So I say pop to people but 70% of the time I would get this reply:"Um.....do you mean...soda?" I guess Ohioan don't expect outsiders to say it and since English is not my first language, they assume I could mean something else when I say pop. Now I just give up and say soda all the time, and nobody tries to correct me with pop.

[@BangtanTrash44]

Keep inviting Steve he's hilarious

[@sampeters3126]

Wonder what kind of computer it is???? Gotta get me one, if it can cook!!!! This changes the whole meaning of Netflix and chill!!!!

[@Joe.D.Sheppard]

Steve is hardcore. 😂😂😂

[@Mimi-fq9xx]

They're always clowning on Jessica lmfaooooooooo

[@Kingkalien]

Steve and David are the biggest trolls 😂 my goal is to be like them so bad😂

[@corynn.l5146]

They forgot to mention how david and his CAPrisun not caprisun lmao

[@Lalalalala...]

I need Jess to help me with my homework 😭 seriously tho

[@andrebadillo8568]

Technically speaking, if one state recognizes his marriage then the State of California is required by federal law to issue him a Marriage License.

[@kroduk2007]

Hahahaha this episode was so funny 😆

[@cameronduncan8408]

I love tiffs jacket, where do I find it

[@OmegaTheArchangel]

that fucking colorblind story LMFAO STEVE DRAGGED HER TOO HARD XD

[@persona4rulesx3]

What time is it? It's high NOONNNN!

[@RVFFICA]

Makine? Who mixes machine with makine 😂

[@busswitch]

Reminds me of plantation and his computer from SpongeBob LOL

[@adrianarizmendi1650]

Kaowaii plankton*