Juston McKinney: Parentally Challenged (FULL SPECIAL)

[@donadeavera9608]

I couldnt sleep, so I'm warching this at 230 a.m. laughing out loud. Hahaha

[@kymberley9216]

Same! It's 1:36 tho 😂

[@julietboulett1728]

Low key obsessed with this dude. His story telling is epic and he is Authentic while staying humble, funny without being mean and thought provoking without getting preachy.

[@CaraLiebe]

100%! He's an awesome representation of New Hampshire humor⭐

[@Therealest1990]

Hilarious dude. Thank you

[@mikewaddell8814]

Brilliant performance brother 🎉😂🎉😂🎉

[@TerriPalmer-ok8gy]

OMG! He's hilarious 😆😆😆... I've been laughing out loud...my neighbors must think I'm nuts... did I mention that it's like 5 in the morning 🌅🌅.... I just subscribed... being a parent 😂😂😂

[@congatim57]

Hysterical!!!😂😂😂

[@tarjakangas6681]

One of the best comedy acts I have seen in ages😂😅😊

[@armetta99]

Wow I had high expectations after reading the comments and man it did not disappoint! This is one funny, cool dude 😄

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you! So happy to hear I lived up to the high expectations 😊

[@alethadullea4761]

I can’t think of anyone else who comes close to the fun it is listening to and watching you. You are the best. I only recently found you and I listen to you every day. Please don’t stop.

[@2TMarie]

Never heard of this comic, but he kinda reminded me a bit of Bill Burr 😂

[@donadeavera9608]

I passed this along by posting it on facebook! That's how much I think people need to laugh.

[@tracykenoyer6568]

Your performance is awesome

[@Roy-ng1xn]

😂😂😂 i really enjoyed this.

[@mamatalu]

This whole thing is so true!!😃😃😃😃

[@amaria1404]

His humor is so relatible

[@Ainaes-Feline]

Uhmmm, all humor is about, if it wasn’t we wouldn’t relate and laugh.

[@EddSjo]

@@Ainaes-Feline Actually, there's a lot of humor that's not relatable

[@JW-iw6ww]

one of the best comedians on the planet.... Hilarious.. LOL.

[@licysheppard3919]

I agree. I can connect to this guy and I am a woman, full time farmer from Boriken. (P.R). He is soon funny.

[@candacecole5885]

found you by accident and glad i did, thank you!

[@rayannschramm9761]

Same.. so funny & relatable

[@alaysiakayebutler6299]

Same here!

[@kimberlyferrell8590]

Me too! 😂

[@OkieintheSmokies]

Same! I have 4 children, 8 g-kids & 2 g-g-kids, this was awesome!

[@thetiffanystevenson]

Same!!!!!

[@deepwater726xxxx2]

Excellent! Loved it! Thank you 😂

[@sls288]

You are a great dad and EVERYONE loves you!!!!!

[@dianamandeville3860]

The tooth joke, about baby teeth perfect, that led into the hand in front of the face to represent mangled, crooked teeth just made me laugh so hard, i cried!!

[@Grads315]

Absolutely hilarious throughout the entire show, I love this guy! Will be looking for more of his stand-up comedy😂

[@amberpierce2274]

I listen to stand-up comedy almost every morning as I get ready for work. You have been my absolute favorite (and I don't even have children)!!!! I am a former teacher and an aunt who keeps my 2 young nephews every now and then, and this was absolutely amazing!!! I love your comedy and how well it correlates to others. Keep going!!! Good luck in all you do!!! THANK YOU!!!

[@justonmckinney]

THANK YOU so much Amber for kind words! 🙏

[@massholemama4life84]

Same. I listen before work everyday and it sets a good tone for the day to start laughing before dealing with coworkers lol

[@yjlee2643]

Omg it is too real hahaha It was so fun every minute.

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you so much!

[@merriehogle]

Well done. Intelligent design of words. Bless you and yours today and forever

[@CheeseLovingGuy]

Superb. Great delivery and jokes and on point observations with comments - that only parents would fully appreciate. UK based here - in comparison with the USA we seem to be just chilling it large.

[@l.a.w.79]

Nukes and drones can disintegrate my bones😂😂😂😂😂😂 HILARIOUS. 😆 had no idea they officially changed the saying of “sticks and stones…”

[@axelwittersheim7787]

Excellent material, real life😂

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you!

[@stevendefeo8424]

Love this guy. I remember his first special. Excited for this

[@MichaelWong-ip9cl]

Great material. I loved the crocs and whale watching stories the best.

[@roses2ndborn]

Laugh out loud funny 😂😂😂 ! Very entertaining

[@MultiMisskitty1]

Wow what a special first-time viewer and I loved it...😂😂😂 bravo

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you! I've got an even newer special in my channel On the Bright Side full special...check it out when you can 😊

[@carolynbenjamin6578]

Great job😊

[@lilianabartosi7356]

😅😅You are AWSOME!!! I really like personal life story!Great shaw!

[@daremo50na76]

So fantastic!!!!

[@aarontaylor1688]

Thanks for the laughs, Juston! Keep it up!!!

[@squidproquo1130]

This was so great to see! I've loved Juston's work since I first saw him on his Comedy Central special. And yes, as someone who also had a "poverty pop" childhood, comparing it to my kids' childhood is just wild.

[@justonmckinney]

Oh yes, the poverty pops! Thanks for being such a long time fan!

[@brandymobile]

I couldn't stop laughing!! 😂 Thank you for making my day.

[@twosongs7396]

Seriously funny!

[@scottnotpilgrim]

This special made me appreciate being the third child

[@justonmckinney]

Haha 😂

[@tahirk8879]

Being a parent of two i enjoyed it thoroughly 😂😂😂

[@janetttyminski7295]

My daughter’s boyfriend isn’t sure he wants a child because they’re so expensive. I sent him Juston’s special so he could see how much fun being a dad can be.

[@melissaCgreenwood]

It's great birth control, so funny. 😂

[@justonmckinney]

Haha hope I can help 😂

[@KristopherNoronha]

@@melissaCgreenwood even better than crocs, definitely!

[@user-nx2qz5jo5g]

U need to see josh wolf 😂😂😂

[@ajb.822]

That is sad tho, that ever since by about 1990 ppl think that raising kids has to be so expensive. Obviously, nowadays with inflation etc. worse than ever, it might be... but b4 that, other than definitely needing to be close with God and depending on His provision sooner or later if He allows many hard or costly challenges to come your way, it really didn't need to be that bad. I was born in 1980, the 2nd of 8 of us. The last 5 were from 88 to 98, and I was around for all of it , working on our farm. From simple cloth diapers ( and clotheslines... and thrift sales ) to making own baby food with that non-electric, simple baby food mill (that's also fun for the older kids to use ;) ) to growing own food, caring for own kids while also if not farming, like mom, taking in other's kids or doing some part time work when hubby or older kids or grandma can be home/with the little ones. Again, I'm NOT saying this is easy to implement in a day for everyone, everywhere, in every circumstance. But for a LOT of folks, it could be do-able !! It really helps of course tho if the parents don't have unreasonable ideas of how much they can spend on luxury items like hair, nails, extra shoes etc. or sports, TV, etc. etc. . My parents made very little $ when I was little, their main income from the farm was the house to live in, electric, wood for heat, and "free" meat, milk and cheap cheese. But we worked 7 days a week most of time, and didn't spend much $. We ate simply and from scratch. If we couldn't afford it and didn't NEED it, we generally went without it. The average Joe back then didn't spend as much on luxuries as now, it seems, in spite of inflation being worse now.. . A lot of people couldn't have afforded cell phones etc. , or many extra shoes (unless they were from a thrift sale/store). Poor kids definitely didn't have shiny name brand stuff, phones, bling, tats... . Most of us couldn't afford to have their kids in things like Gymnastics, much less also drive em around to things several days a week regularly. In the early 80s, in rural-ish WI anyways, preschool seemed to be a newer thing and a lot of people didn't use it, much less drive 6 month olds to story times and play dates ! I'm not saying those things are bad ( although I do think they can be not as healthy as an old fashioned home life for a young child), but that it did NOT use to be at all normal. Kids were plenty healthy and well adjusted without them !

[@Daniela-wu2ct]

Thanks!

[@RekikA]

My God, you are hilarious 😂 😂😂 thank you so much for this, I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard for a stand-up

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you for laughing so hard!

[@robertvilas9502]

You don't need to worry about those championships anymore 😂🤣😂

[@justonmckinney]

hahaha...you got that right...

[@xrydersx]

man this comedy is all facts...love it

[@nicholeburnette4835]

😅

[@mernada1]

STRIKE…you just said it twice lol…hysterical!

[@justonmckinney]

thank you!

[@liluraldi]

VERY funny and great delivery. So much to relate to as well.

[@CamGroves]

Bill Burr + Bob Marley (comedian) = Juston McKinney. Very funny. Stoked to hear you on the Bonfire talking about your time as a Shariff in Maine. Shout out from York county.

[@CamGroves]

Your proabaly why all the pit partys we had in Acton back in the day never got busted.

[@RevCeleste]

" Daddy, I'm milking myself"! OMG, this SO like something my 5-year-old grandson would do. LMAO

[@BunnerzLoverz]

Funny very funny! 😂good job sir I really enjoyed your performance.

[@justonmckinney]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@mauricemorning]

100% hilarious and original. You should be world famous by now. I hope your future success never goes to your head. You are, without a doubt, the only Yankee comedian who holds a candle to some of my favorite southerners. You cross the boundaries my friend. How do you live with yoursellf?

[@vinzentgaming8070]

Just laughing all throughout the show! Thank you!

[@donyaphillippe8543]

❤❤❤❤ i watch a lot of comedy shows and I have NEVER STOPPED in the MIDDLE (actually closer to the beginning) of one to write a comment about how I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!! pure refreshing and intelligent humor!! Subscribed and liked most definitely!! (I'd even PAY to see him...and that's saying a lot)❤❤❤

[@justonmckinney]

Wow! Thank you, I appreciate the kind words, thanks for stopping in the middle 👏🙏

[@bobk7023]

Excellent skit. I laughed Mao. Thank you sir.

[@NoraZiehr-ei3gn]

Hilarious!! Loved this.

[@BecamePneuma]

Amazing thank you for allowing us to watch on KZbin !!

[@justonmckinney]

You bet!

[@CheeseLovingGuy]

Superb. Great delivery and jokes and on point observations with comments. UK based here - in comparison with the USA we seem to be just chilling it large.

[@fluffymuffi1]

Hysterical!!! Congrats! About as much nonstop audience laughter as you hear. Still, my condolences...😂😂😂

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you for the kind words!! Appreciate it 🙏

[@bronweneckstein1863]

Loved it! My kids are all grown up but you reminded me why I'm so glad I don't have grandchildren. You are a real treat! My kids are hilarious and entertaining and gorgeous but those early years were unbelievably stressful. Good to remember and find it funny! Thanks a million 😂🤣😄

[@jlz1961]

😂 laughed so hard! Love this guy! ❤

[@pamsmith7369]

Freakin’ hilarious!

[@jacklasz]

When I was little (in the 70’s) my parents would put a glass of water and set it on the stove and that’s where my teeth would go, then in the morning my tooth would be gone and a QUARTER would be in the glass if water!! I could buy 25 One Cent candies at the store! Those were the days! Truly! It’s unreal that something MAKE BELIEVE has increased in value!! $5 for one tooth!! I used to get $3.25 an hour working! Crazy! But you make me laugh through all your videos! Great show!! And laughter is wonderful!! Thank you!

[@jpage505]

Dude, you're hilarious!! Single father of three here and can totally relate to this set!! My new favorite comedian!!!😂😂

[@zachcastine2615]

Hilarious dude! I was having an off day, this turned it around for me. Subscribed!

[@justonmckinney]

love to hear that! Hope you are having a good day today!

[@LoudLilDucky]

This was amazing and so true

[@SiLaChaCha]

He is hilarious!! 💚

[@shieldsy3]

Huge fan since last comic!! Been loving hearing you in the bonfire and excited to watch!

[@CapitalforHire]

The "bucktooth..." part caught me so off guard. So good! ✌

[@justonmckinney]

glad you enjoyed it...it caught my kid off guard as well lol

[@Michellencj0920]

I am genuinely not a fan of comedy special intros or cut-in scenes that don't seem to belong or make any sense... but when your cut-in came up about your kids saying these mess-with-people-in-public people have more subscribers thus making them successful... I immediately went to subscribe, like, and everything else. You're funny. Lol. I support it. You're relatable hilarity is excellent. Top notch. Tens tens tens across the board. Highly reccomend. Will watch again. Two thumbs up. Five stars. Written by Dick Wolf. 👍

[@justonmckinney]

thank you...I resisted doing that but was told that gets more people to see it. My newest special also on this channel "On the Bright Side" doesn't have the interruption lol...check it out when you can:)

[@yogijaya2897]

Richard Wolfenstein and LawDawg on the same page. PS I usually don't enjoy comics who make all their material about their kids but this was different from the rest. Have more Children! It's Terminator Time.

[@mikesnifferpippets3733]

This is hilarious, thanks for the reality check 😂

[@aema5124]

Totally agree about the fish sticks!! I still eat them a few times each week!

[@justonmckinney]

hard to beat a good fish stick!

[@estherhemming2314]

You are fantastic, I was laughing the whole time. The best thing is, when they find out, that they have to get up early in the morning to put Santa Claus stuff together. It isn’t easy to be all the holidays!

[@NYCBIGAPPLE]

So, so funny!!! I needed the laughs. Thank you!

[@bryanergau6682]

This guy is legit great. I just wish I wasn't so jaded that I only laugh like twice a year.

[@justonmckinney]

Then if I can make you laugh, that's saying something! 🙏

[@idon.t2156]

Great idea! They'll ship him to many different schools!

[@mattbeasley35]

Funny, well written, well delivered, amazing clean set

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you Matt!

[@buzwyman]

Saw Juston In Newport a few days ago. We laughed constantly. He really hits the funny bone. Watch his Ted Talk !

[@edgarpayne8673]

Great set!

[@jamiloy7769]

I subbed because of the kids! Lol 😂 Great video! Thank you for posting it 👏👍🏆

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you and thank you for subscribing!!

[@claudiaweier1153]

You're good! Tough. Great insight and delivery! Bravo!

[@neosandy]

That was so funny and so true I was laughing and crying

[@justonmckinney]

So glad you enjoyed it! 🙏

[@TutuSainz]

🤣🤣🤣 As a grandmother, I approve of this message

[@gisforme5032]

That's all the endorsement I need to watch this!! Thanks for being a grandma!!Merry Christmas, and keep loving up on your grand babies!!❤❤

[@maddienewell9380]

Never heard of you but, so glad I know of you now. Just felt good. Love what you do. Relatable, clean, honest, and so very funny. Hope you come to Portland, Oregon. I would buy a ticket.

[@justonmckinney]

Welcome aboard!

[@HighTide1715]

Thanks Justin ! Liked and subscribed.

[@doughamric8629]

Awesome comedy job!!😅😊

[@kelseyrossi3648]

The ' letting your kids watch videos if other kids being beat'. Yup!! I've done it 💯🤣

[@bonitadiablo]

You are hilarious! Laughed all the way to and from work! Thanks for brightening my day! Had 5 kids and related to every story you told lol

[@justonmckinney]

That is awesome! 5 kids, you deserve a big kudos!

[@bonitadiablo]

@@justonmckinney that or a kick in the caboose, as my grandpa would say lol Have a great day and cherish your babies, they grow up way too fast or we get too old to soon. Not sure which lol

[@KissesFromCanada]

Thanks for the full length show. You were great! This should be a Netflix special. Liked and subscribed.

[@justonmckinney]

Thanks for the sub! 🙏

[@PoppaWheelies]

The longer I listen …. The more it makes sense

[@PoppaWheelies]

I feel you on the “chewing too loud “ also I’m a habitual offender of “breathing too loud “

[@martinlawson6421]

I hope you come to Georgia soon. You’re hilarious and I will buy a ticket!

[@margarethoughton]

Liked and subbed. For the children.

[@justonmckinney]

Is their any other reason lol

[@wynndehansen7233]

Ha ha ha, what a funny guy , I have never seen him before but I laughed through the whole thing!

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

You nailed it again 👏 🙌 👌 👍, you're hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lisamcbarron6047]

Absolutely LOVED this Justin!!!! So glad I found you via RANDOM YT algo!! I had tears running down my face the first vid I watched!!! This was even better...you are so frigging funny....thank you and best wishes to you to grow your channel and career...

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed me 🙏

[@joannachampion4543]

This man has great delivery! So funny!

[@justonmckinney]

Glad you think so!

[@rdubthebrickmaster]

the "daddy I'm milking myself" had me rolling and calling teacher workshops a mental health day

[@StaciaDart]

"Show em children of the corn" I'm 🤣 😂🤣 🤣

[@katiekane5247]

I grew up the youngest. A surprise baby some 65 years ago, outside of Cleveland, Ohio. Cold weather gear for kids has certainly improved since then, most kids aren't reliant on hand-me-downs anymore so I'm sure they'll never know the joys of bread bags in boots with holes or tissue in the toes of every pair of ice skates. That said, I moved to the south before having my child. We get snow once in a while, schools close but I've not had to devote 45 minutes to prepare her to walk to the car, ever. Pretty good set Juston, clean comedy that's relatable. Thumbs it up for you.

[@Nayo68]

You are 65 and have a small child?

[@erents1]

Hilarious! Not stop laughs! Great stuff. As a successful, loving father/ grandfather and old white atheist and advocate for women and civil rights, I’m loving it!

[@glennareeves1204]

So funny and relatable! Thank you! 😂

[@deannfrey3469]

That was one of the best sets I’ve heard from a comedian in a long time.

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you! Means a lot 😊

[@photorium]

​@@justonmckinney absolutely love this set and the other stuff you do.

[@lucienne129]

Stunning material. I enjoyed every second of it. Thank you for sharing as it would be impossible for me to see you live! Hugs from Romania. 😊

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you so much! Wish you could see me live but I'll keep putting out content online 😊

[@kathiblount3896]

Another hilarious show! Thanks for sharing it with us

[@justonmckinney]

Glad you enjoyed it