The Perks of Staying at a One Star Hotel. Nick Cobb - Full Special

[@SnailTrailKale]

Major props to Dry Bar Comedy for their stage scenery, very creative and I love how every comedian gets a unique set.

[@peiyamada1653]

I noticed that too..so creative! Love it

[@thegingerunicorn178]

Detterence I love that too. It’s personalized instead of generic. Totally love it

[@dumaskhan]

right? some of them are just crazy and over the top. Like the prop guy was given unlimited budget to just get "creative"

[@coldblooded568]

I love that too!

[@deborahduthie4519]

EmGee I laughed at your comic since of humour.

[@jasonwarren9279]

I've never before heard a comedy routine so devoid of clichés. Very original and solid. Excellent set.

[@RudieDreyer]

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[@sharonkasper5126]

00😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@sharonkasper5126]

T😊😊

[@boughtbythecross]

My kids are 37, 35 and 33. I would LOVE a handprint on paper!

[@midmodlou]

This is one of the best comedians I have seen on Dry Bar! Our whole car was cry-laughing 🤣

[@doctorlolchicken7478]

This guy has some of the best material I have heard in a long time. The one about his apartment being 200ft but not square feet is brilliant. I’m surprised Steven Wright or someone didn’t get to that first 30 years ago.

[@Nyeupe-Nguvu]

. Steven Wright isn/wasn't funny .

[@papapetad]

He has a good persona on stage and had some proper gems in this show too. That was fun.

[@anam6011]

This guy is hilarious & down to earth. Would love to see more of his skits.

[@globetrekker86]

“The diploma you sold me is broken!” I can’t... 😂😂😂

[@mael2039]

I was in an apartment where you could sit in the bathtub and stir your dinner on the stove.. we called it our bitchen

[@dorothyford6616]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@catshez]

😂😂 That is brilliant! Lol Mine was small enough that I could move from the living room/bedroom, and use the toilet and still watch the TV 😅😄 👍🙌

[@angiedixon8017]

Good one 😂

[@jeannierusso2134]

That . Is so funny and that really is a damned small place you had

[@tdmccoy1211]

Thats amazing!

[@robins.9700]

I was dying when he was talking about women doing caveman impressions of men when they're talking about them to someone else! It's so true lmao

[@rozannmoake8146]

I totally get the difficulty of fighting with my husband in a studio apartment. 🤣 Nowhere else to go unless I wanted to go outside or sit on the toilet.

[@meman6964]

Or in a RV van 🚐, 😂

[@scubaguy007]

I stayed in a motel 6 in Montgomery, Alabama with a bullet hole in the door and yet the dry wall was patched and painted. Not good but enough to hide it, but the bullet hole in the door was still open. I went to the front desk to complain, and I ended up just asking for a piece of tape to cover the hole. True story.

[@kathyyoung1774]

Gary Gutierrez I got my money back and walked out of a Motel 6 near Waco, TX, that had a long black straight hair on the sheet when I pulled back the covers. I have very short light curly hair. And the towels felt damp, so they had not been dried (sanitized). Corporate also sent me a coupon for a free night at any Motel 6, and I threw it away.

[@ChayeCee]

I once stayed at a hotel where the bathroom window didn't lock. Didn't get much sleep and came close to moving out to my car. Scary shtuff

[@defenseagainststalking]

I stayed at one where I had to disarm a gang member who pulled a gun on me outside the lobby. Video in my channel. The front desk also had the nerve to ban me because I was now considered 'one to be in an incident' group. Crazy. I should sue them. I think I still can.

[@Sldejo]

Once stayed at Days In by Wyndham Red Bluff in CA. Absolutely THE worst motel ever. The sheets were clean but I did not take off my clothes and slept on top of them with my hat on my face to darken the room because the “curtains” were gonna fall if we touched them. Sometimes it makes you appreciate the good stuff you have if you hang out in a dump like this once every few years. I know my kids appreciated their own bed when they got home.

[@scubaguy007]

@@Sldejo another great motel story I have is staying at the Knights Inn in Bainbridge, GA. A very nasty and filthy room was what they had available, so go figure. Mold on the shower curtain and around the toilet base, so other than a couple pee stops I stayed in the main room. I slept in a chair with my head on the table because the bed sheets were stained and the comforter looked like it was from the 1970’s as did the carpet and wall furnishings. I was going to leave but I got in at 0100 from a 6 hour drive and our show started at 0700 the next morning. When I turned the TV on after I first arrived it was on the free porn station with the volume load enough for the neighbors to hear easily. I might have blushed but I’m not sure because I was alone, and very afraid. None the less I checked out at 0600 and figured it was a well wasted $39.99 + tax of course. 😏

[@ekdaufin1485]

Job interview stuff was priceless! 🤣🤣🤣💖🥳

[@leiladiallo1639]

He was hilarious 🤣. Though I did feel bad for him being broke 😅. The wife whispering back "i wish you were a man too" just killed me, perfect 👌

[@almamataboy4567]

He did so many jokes about being broke, that I feel sorry for the guy....so I'm leaving a nice message. Hey, GIVE HIM A RAISE!!!! 😂🙏

[@kathyyoung1774]

AlmaMata Boy But thinks having another kid now is a good idea?

[@steffydeee]

@kathy young I think he said the opposite

[@mikeframe4135]

Lol he's not broke. :)

[@defenseagainststalking]

Americans period are broke.

[@ppumpkin3282]

You can tip him.

[@timokimm]

Dad playing pictionary is spot on

[@janetmitchell4452]

I threw out our copy it got so bad. No fun at all.

[@ghostrider2664]

Dry Bar is awesome. Great comedians, and I can play the channel while driving Uber znd not have to worry. too much. :)

[@melissacrawford3590]

DOWNLOAD DRYBAR COMEDY APP! IT'S FREE!😄

[@saved_yet_so_as_by_fire]

First time I applied to AMC when I was a teenager, I made a bad joke on the fly. The person interviewing me asked why I wanted to work at AMC, without a moment's delay I said "to check out all the pretty ladies."~she didn't think it was funny. P.s. she told me they weren't hiring at the moment, but they'll save my application. Then my friend went to interview, and when he came back he had the biggest smile on his face as he said he got the job.

[@tynekavka9264]

He's the second comedian to mention colleges asking for donation, and I'm starting to believe its not just a bit. It baffles me that that's a thing in the States especially considering that a) You don't even go there anymore, b) colleges are really expensive in the US

[@tynekavka9264]

@Eugene Martiny I understand why studying something like medicine, law etc are that expensive, the subject matter is very specific, not everyone can qualify to work in those fields, and you want to discourage people who aren't serious about, for example, medicine. But then you hear quotes from politicians(in this case it was a British mp) that say that universities should be able to price themselves at whatever price they see fit. The states are incredibly expensive education wise, some can defend that and say "but the education provided is high quality", and yet you see examples of other countries that provide a good education at affordable prices. There a lot of factors that play part in why some places are incredibly expensive and why others are affordable. I dont know what my point exactly is, its just interesting tid bits I guess

[@markharrington8988]

Same thing here in Australia re education. Have been getting MANY emails about "helping poor students", but then read about them turning $$$$billion profit over the past 12 months.

[@tynekavka9264]

@@markharrington8988 Helping students How? What makes the whole situation hilarious is that nothing else, as far as im aware, works like that, hen you go at a fancy restaurant you don't receive an e-mail 5 months later "hey remember when you ate here, you had a great time right? Well would you like to leave us a tip?"

[@jborrego2406]

Petq Panayotova or u can price out ppl that want to be good doctors or lawyers but they can’t afford it

[@ninjashaynaa]

Look up endowments. Idk.

[@Potts2k8]

My friend use to stay in a 3rd floor apartment in the middle of town (club and a few pubs nearby) and we use to "pssst!" lone drunk ppl around 3am (the stragglers) from above and just laugh our asses off at their confusion as they would hopelessly search for who was behind them... Good times.

[@rouxchat6033]

Funny. 😀

[@julienemeth8996]

@@rouxchat6033 hb

[@georgeorwell126]

Yeah, you are a real prince......

[@Mushroom321-]

" like fighting inside an ikea display" 🤣👏👏

[@andreaellis7137]

My Husband & I just watched this for first time. Loved it. We Both Loved it.

[@BigWinWinter]

I am only TWO minutes into this and I am LOVING IT. Love the improv with the curtain too. hahaha.

[@smartalec30]

I've watched a lot of episodes with amazing performers that are on another level including this guy (I forgot his name. sorry) He's pure genius with his build up and delivery that I can picture the scenario. Fantastic

[@darleneheerschop3650]

Love this guy his facial expressions during the skit are hilarious.😂😂😂 Have him come back he is great🖒🖒🖒🖒

[@lucindawhite4646]

No

[@joannaedwards6325]

Yeah. I liked his face too. Made me think he needs a hug. 😊

[@tamelamcghee1458]

This man nearly toppled my favorite on Dry Bar. His candidness is quite refreshing

[@peiyamada1653]

I wonder who's your top comedian? Any recommendation?

[@rochelleauge6734]

@@peiyamada1653 Check out Derrick Tennant. Last Drybar to make me LOL.

[@dobetta7776]

He had some GREAT material. I loved the job interview one.

[@lwivv9052]

For some reason, he reminds me a little bit of Peter from "Office Space" (Ron LIvingston).

[@davidsmock8235]

Same here!

[@brianbuckley9682]

Agreed

[@globetrekker86]

Yeah, hi, I’ve been watching Dry Bar for months and can’t get enough of the jokes. If you could just feature more comics like this amazing Peter Gibbons look-alike, that’ll be great. Mmkay? Thanks!

[@lwivv9052]

Eh, a little. I think it's more than that though. Something about his delivery and mannerisms. And based on the replies, I'm not the only one.

[@dianneb2224]

Yep

[@nermalsturf]

"... I wish you were a man..." "... I wish you were a man..." Love it!

[@leifleoden5464]

10:00 This! We need a lemon law for universities. If you're degree doesn't get you work the school pays for your loans.

[@kathyyoung1774]

Take a look at the list of majors available before enrolling. Look at the list for very expensive NYU that will never lead to a job, about 1/3 of them: women’s studies, art history, humanities, African American studies, Hispanic studies, etc.

[@Wqube]

@@kathyyoung1774 yeah with those degrees you have to make your own job. Doing guest lectures, writing books etc. You're never going to find employment in those fields

[@bobbygill9533]

The 2 replies are perfect... my carpenter friend always bitchies about how he never found a career with his art major... I'm like bro z your a punch line... what did you envision

[@kathyyoung1774]

@@bobbygill9533 LOL It could be worse. He could have majored in Art History. Those people can't even draw.

[@whopiddledonyourposttoasti175]

@@kathyyoung1774 I've returned to school 3 times; changing profession from accountant to nursing then additional nursing education. Paid my student loans. Nowadays they are getting ridiculous degrees that most likely won't get them employed and they want their loans paid off!! Why should a stupid degree decision get loans paid off? Get a degree you know is employable.

[@tonini617]

America: such a tiny apartment at 200 Sq.ft. Me living in Tokyo: man, What would I do with all that extra space.

[@sanjuansteve]

I spent a couple of months in the Red Roof Inn at Toms River, NJ as a visiting disaster volunteer following hurricane Sandy in 2012. On several occasions police officers that heard where I was staying told me it was the worst hotel in the whole area and that crack addicts die there all the time (and one did during my stay). Definitely a one star candidate. lol

[@jamesalexander8872]

When I was a kid in the 90s, Red Roof Inn were adequate. Below Holiday Inn, but above Super 8 and Motel 6. Stayed at a Red Roof Inn last week just to sleep on a road trip, midnight til 8 am. It was filthy and none of the plumbing fixtures were secure. The toilet wobbled, the sink faucet was loose, just held in by the pipe, and the shower head came out of a hole in the tile with no flange. Gross. Not to mention the melted carpet and torn wallpaper.

[@nmr6988]

Yikes! Thanks for the warning about Red roof inns! I've never stayed at one, but I'll make sure now that I never EVER do.

[@Nyeupe-Nguvu]

Jim Truman of _"TruSports Racing"_ (Bobby Rahal etc) started Red Roof. They were Stellar. Then he died & his wife took over....

[@Jules-dn9jl]

Some really unique comedy.... so good! Loved the idea of using interviews for counselling.....

[@rosannaburt3048]

I love drybar segments some are so hilarious n better too

[@StephieO08]

"Hey, you might have to poop in the dark."-Super 8 Lost it. lmao!!

[@JUST-UK-JAY]

YOU are gorgeous !!

[@vincentmsafiri1185]

I love listening to clean jokes.

[@DrGeorgeAntonios]

Yes indeed! And it takes more creativity to be funny while clean and also therefore funnier

[@JUST-UK-JAY]

@@DrGeorgeAntonios What are you, a Doctor of comedy ? .... Ahhh wait a minute I checked your profile .... Of course you are, you have the largest most popular joke book known to man !!

[@DrGeorgeAntonios]

@@JUST-UK-JAY if you didn't know in your heart that that book is true, you wouldn't be so triggered.

[@JUST-UK-JAY]

@@DrGeorgeAntonios I'm not triggered,you delusional dude. You have nothing but a feeble attempt to try triggering me but still ..... I laugh just as hard at this as I do YOUR joke book :) The one where everyone starts out as MOTHER fuckers and peedos ... bah you know the one.

[@DrGeorgeAntonios]

@@JUST-UK-JAY yep, definitely convicted.

[@pothospathic]

Demented Greenhouse is a movie I'd watch.

[@An123Observer]

Lol... I feel like that's what the aliens would call the reality show where they just watch humanity in the 21 century.

[@JUST-UK-JAY]

human centipede 1, 2 or 3 are ones you should see

[@CreamerOfTheDairySquad]

I heard your going to play for the Lakers. Yeah i might have to if Panda Express doesnt call me back. I died

[@lynnmicucci7086]

😂

[@amandaburkhalter36]

You know, I say this to myself all the time when I'm on KZbin, " ONLY A FEW MINS, THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TIME FOR, NO MATTER HOW FUNNY THIS IS GONNA BE!" But, see with THE DRYBAR ~ IT'S NOT HAPPENING, THEY NEVER DISAPPOINT!💯 LOL! IT'S MIND BLOWING! He was really funny, I liked him a lot! At The Drybar, you always get hilarious, nice comedians , and no profanity ( so far ), but yeah, applause 👏👏 and 5 stars ☆☆☆☆☆ from me!

[@juliesmock7614]

I may have to be an astronaut if Panda Express doesn't call me back??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Wynter_Heat]

This guy is freaking hilarious!! Literally laughed out loud at least 6 times thus far...

[@Mushroom321-]

Shocked there's not more comments. He definitely brought original comedy.. 😃😌👏👏😄👍✅

[@djpvma]

This guy is ridiculous, I love this style of comedy! I feel like he's going places no other comic has in his own way. It's cool.

[@noprogressionisregression6854]

"She has acid reflux after about four beers. Can you please just give me some Percocet?" Lol

[@nathaliekohlman3252]

Loved all his material. lighthearted. hilarious stories.

[@TheSuburban15]

"I don't want to spend four grand and all my vacation days, just to see the end of a friendship." :|

[@OliveDNorth]

Ain't it true though.

[@rochelleauge6734]

FACTS!!!

[@kellyannthomas5727]

The massage gift certificate!!! Too funny!

[@johnnations5932]

"You type an 'A' . WEAK!" 😂🤣😃 The heckling computer of judgment:)

[@dannyr333]

Lol

[@rogersledz6793]

@Dry Bar Comedy Thank you for uploading this delightful video. YOU are providing an ESSENTIAL SERVICE for all socially responsible people who chose to minimize their non-essential direct personal contacts, even though it is no longer mandatory. These shows help KEEP US SANE. God bless, be strong and remain hopeful. Roger J. Sledz, Staten Island ( NYC ) 10/5/2020 👍☺️🇺🇸🗽

[@Nyeupe-Nguvu]

. some people believe everything .

[@llamasugar5478]

Yeah, I made one of those reservations. I shoved the dresser in front of the door before turning in. And I spread all three towels out on the bed and slept on them.

[@Archarian]

Awesome truthful jokes, really smooth delivery. Definitely a like.

[@rogersledz6793]

Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!

[@ericdahl1020]

Keep hiding in your basement covidiot.

[@Monolith1984]

I'd love a divorce gift registry!

[@kathyyoung1774]

Crispy Business Old joke. This guy not very original.

[@deenibeeniable]

Super 8 has a slogan: "We house pedophiles who've just been released from prison!" You think I'm kidding.

[@angiejones3714]

And drug addicts

[@donoimdono4868]

deenibeeniable - i can confirm. I worked in a prison for 25 yrs. ask any P.O. also, I know a PO who can get 8 face to face checks in one trailer park. they're chock full of 'rolees

[@TheActiveAssault]

The Chuck E Cheese band head lining the show 😂🤣

[@dannyr333]

Bruh I came back here honestly this type of comedy like talking about urself and actually things that happened and just goofin on society all clean is my fave comedy This dude is funny 2 yrs ago and now Omg this set is fire from start to finish man

[@marjoriejohnson6535]

Most parents with children over 38 don't really need gifts..,we have stuff...what we might need is help. Help with all sorts of things...lawn, installing safety rails , cleaning everything in the house from windows to...you name it, and visits....bring food..,

[@desireelaurelli4579]

Yes! I do that with my older sons 37 and 40! Freshen mulch in my beds, fix things, for a mother's/birthday combo, my birthday is early May. Don't need more stuff, just more donations to goodwill! 😂

[@brightsideflower]

Omg so true❤

[@msshannonigans]

I lost it at "We get it; you can read."

[@avia-dawnwalcott6006]

I thoroughly enjoyed this

[@nmr6988]

This guy is really good. One of the 4 best I've seen on DryBar.

[@dannyr333]

*the man made me laugh so hard at the part when the host was saying okay guy I want 10 x the energy and then he sed one guy just screamed* L O L THE MAN IS FUNNY HE MADE ME LAUGH SO MANY TIMES

[@Mushroom321-]

👏👏😁 awesome!! Nick Cobb!! 🤣 Keep it up !! & Great delivery !!

[@magnetsoldiercephas331]

I’ve traveled for work in the past and can relate to the one star hotel jokes. Takes me back and I enjoyed the experience since I’m still alive 😂. Hilarious and relatable

[@USERNAMEUNKN0WN]

That last joke was worth the wait 👍 good set

[@merrickp1420]

When i need a therapy session, I take a cab to a random place, and just let it all out to cab driver, they always give the best advice, plus you probably will never ever see them again!

[@melissamccleary9611]

Omg, this is sooooooo relatable!! Thank you.

[@theskyisteal8346]

As soon as he started the knees bit, I knew where it was going but I wanted to know how hed get away from it at Dry Bar.

[@mauricemorning]

Very very funny in spots but a little rough around the edges. He can't keep saying "have you ever?" and he needs to keep his hand away from his face. "Take mom to laser tag" was priceless!

[@communismman1471]

The reason the shower is by the stove was so that you could heat the water from a pot and dump it on yourself, pretty smart when you didn't have hot water

[@piddy3825]

lol, at first I wondered how you might know that, then I saw your handle and it all was immediately clear that your knowledge came from practical experience. Party on Comrade!

[@zacharyseay3089]

Also makes washing dishes easier

[@donHooligan]

@@zacharyseay3089 just have dinner while taking a bath and you kill 3 birds with one stone.

[@Antiquesartandbeer]

He truly is funny! Enjoyed listening to him!

[@katoz9237]

Really funny! Thanks.

[@amberkaminsky4040]

You are amazing!!! Thank you for your amazing jokes and making my day a whole lot brighter!! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thanks!

[@lucymagee3654]

You could literally do an entire set on Super 8 lol! Literally the scariest “hotel” on the planet! It looks like the set of a documentary about drugs & prostitution.. the smell of God knows what drug wafting around the place & all the people look like the walking dead. We made the mistake of booking a night there & if it hadn’t have been so late & we weren’t so exhausted from traveling we’d have run away screaming! I feel like I should sue them for trauma lol

[@SonOfLancereto68]

@Jessica B. We'll leave the light on for you . . . . . .or at least until the crime scene technicians get done processing the scene! 😂😂

[@jbushay4309]

The last five minutes almost killed me!!! 😭😭😭😭 Great ending to a great set! 🙌

[@lenasmith2549]

How have I not heard of this guy before. Hilarious.

[@anydaynow]

I went from a Larry David clip about cobb salad to a comedy special by Nick Cobb. I guess that’s related?

[@k.h.307]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Gaiaschosen]

Makes total sense 😂

[@angiejones3714]

Thats awesome

[@stitchface008]

You are great!!!

[@VroodenTheGreat]

My brother-in-law decided to get married in Bora Bora (French Polynesia, South Pacific). The only people that actually went to French Polynesia were me and my wife. Everyone else said "We'll come, but you won't be getting a present".

[@kathyyoung1774]

VroodenTheGreat Can’t blame them. Destination weddings are inconsiderate. They can have their wedding at home and then go to Bora Bora for their honeymoon,

[@crystallaws7050]

Two thumbs way up!

[@noraigra4887]

Great guy doesn't miss a beat 🤣😂 lol 😂 pssst sshush !!!

[@mauricemorning]

I for one would pay to hear the rest of those thousand Plan B scenarios period that is a very original idea that he should pursue.

[@nevadastreak]

What part made you hit Like immediately? The angrily deflating an air mattress to stomp! Hahahahaa

[@Mushroom321-]

I love the pictionary impression!! 🤣👏👏 " the more pointing..

[@lootedcorpse]

Super8... bring your own towel.

[@thomashughes_teh]

If you have to kick the trash out of the doorway before you open the door on first entering your room it might not have any stars. Used underwear on the balcony...also a harbinger of doom.

[@hotcrazycatladyme168]

There's nothing less than one star because when you review something, even a bad review, you have to give it at least one star. It's infuriating, lol.

[@Gossipguruja]

Who else observes the backdrop set up in every video?

[@pennyb2245]

Free therapy - job interviews 😂😂😂

[@MRR_Shadowolf]

Brilliant comedian! Great set!

[@anthonybannister3557]

Very good ! Hilarious

[@nicholasfrancis8381]

I find it interesting when comedians finish with "you guys have been amazing and I've been (insert comedian's name). I've been...as if to say last night when i performed i was not me, i was someone else 🤣

[@johnquinn456]

Half way through Another thumbs up

[@johnquinn456]

New fan I'm in the Cobb camp

[@JA-vz1nl]

I'm gonna use that "psssst" / "shhhhh" combo now

[@michaelstallworth1674]

This guy is funny really 😁

[@jralf0ns0]

I wish there was a drybar comedy club in Miami

[@susanhowe163]

THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS!

[@bartimisfoul3459]

Awesome set!

[@ColDreydenGordon]

Actually, Super 8's slogan is "See You On The Road" 😂🤷‍♂️

[@sammielovessophie9519]

Nomads say "See you down the road" instead of good bye.

[@jantruitt9241]

Okay... I laughed out loud. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@needmoreramsay]

As a middle-aged, *divorced guy, I think that "love coupon" idea is HILARIOUS !!! I honestly wish I had heard that before I was divorced because I would have actually tried to use it during an argument. We had some DOOZIES that I managed to completely diffuse using humor and THAT would have probably worked !!. I'll keep it in mind in case I ever have another serious relationship.