Shattered Worlds, Crossing Fates | Just Roll With It: Apotheosis #1

[@Slimecicle]

Oh yeah baby. It’s sqlointing time.

[@manguymanfellaman]

I'll gran-ite to you. The sqlointing must be set in stone. It has to be slated for all times of the day. I'm going to di-all-rite. Rock Rock Rock Rock Rock

[@beginthewar9681]

No.

[@WhereAmITheBook]

Wow doctor Morbius made a new catchphrase

[@sockdot6764]

sqint

[@LouisEscher]

@@manguymanfellaman watch out or they will They will Rock you

[@dracheli2593]

Peter Sqloint is THE guy. And he falls once again into the classical Charlie Slimecicle rectangle. 1. Funny and innocent looking 2. Gay 3. Very angsty if you get to know them better 4. Connection with gods that messes them up

[@lexhidlebaugh7710]

How does number for apply to William

[@E_scape_goat]

@@lexhidlebaugh7710 replace god with ghosts

[@dracheli2593]

@@lexhidlebaugh7710 it doesnt fit william entirely but he does have a "spiritual" connection if you will

[@duskstorm3560]

Almost every Charlie Slimecicle character is the definition of "small fish in a big pond," some a little more literally than others

[@yeetimusprime3965]

don’t forget neurodivergent coded

[@Ripperdawg]

“Bowlcut” Oh he’s PERFECT

[@dakotaredden2483]

"oh my god its a biblically accurate angel" -Peter Sqloint, probably

[@octolingo1892]

I love how excited everyone was for Condi to DM

[@abdulazizmohammed8797]

HE'S SO GOOD

[@treechild869]

Exandroth sounds like that one clip of a pufferfish eating a carrot and it's freaking me out (/lh)

[@manguymanfellaman]

The classic journey of the roommate who refuses to throw out their trash, the greek God of Death, and Peter.

[@dylan_Coat]

It wouldn't be a Bizly character without daddy issues

[@kaity4956]

apotheosis has finally gone apublicosis, y’all are in for a ride :D!!

[@vulpixat2400]

Only this episode sadly

[@chaoticmayhem2058]

Apotheosis is definitely worth the patreon subscription guys. Condi put so much work into this campaign and his story telling is amazing, the guys play their characters so well, it’s only 14 episodes long yet still tells a full story with compelling character arcs. And after Apotheosis is over Prime Defenders returns which you definitely won’t want to miss as it is an equally awesome funny campaign. If you are considering getting the pateron I recommend 100%.

[@oliveoil1768]

what patreon tier is it on?

[@k.001]

@@oliveoil1768 Im pretty sure its the first tier, I think its like $5/month

[@summerglassleaves3073]

​@@k.001thank you!!! was literally looking for this question, omg I'm so excited

[@GradMeat]

I have finally found art of Peter schloink.. now I can stop imagining him as looking like slimecicle.

[@apathetic_daisy]

Me too 😭

[@GradMeat]

@@apathetic_daisy this isn't even something I'd did with other characters before I saw art of them. It was specifically Peter schloink that made me think slimecicle when they described how he looked oh and obviously because slime played him.

[@mysticat]

welp, you hooked me! Looks like I'm becoming a Patron! lol

[@thomas392]

No way, Mysticat JRWI enjoyer !

[@montavious4748]

Yoooooooo welcome

[@LouisEscher]

There's no wayyyyyyyyyy sup Mysticat

[@Lola_wolf.]

Yoooooo Mysticat glad you enjoy jrwi!!!

[@nekomalive05]

Peter Sqloint is reminding me of Hiccup Haddoc, specifically from the first How To Train Your Dragon movie 1. They’re both meek and not liked by anyone yet 2. They both have some sort of lizard 3. They both have no muscle whatsoever

[@UpNextDonum]

I’ve already watched Apotheosis but I’m so hyped for everyone here to see the beauty that is Peter (which nothing bad ever happens to)

[@0MomoSpace0]

Oh no...... I shouldn't have gotten attached

[@bonecollectorthecalciumscr9110]

i hope not peter is the reason i buying the prime defender thing

[@Wonx1395]

I am broke so im thankful to you guys putting this here, i only saw clips and reactions of people crying so i cant wait to at least get a clue of whats going on

[@wormrotting]

im only 13 minutes in and im already in love with peter

[@tables..]

WOW THAT THUMBNAIL ART IS AMAZING can’t wait to, once again, convert the masses with Apotheosis

[@Earth_To_Luna]

everywhere i go i see your face in the comments

[@goopiguess]

I already got converted and I don’t know how to feel about it

[@bwaindead5539]

i paused this video for later, and came back to it to hear charlie and condi repeating the word “sqloint.” i assumed that this was the bit they were doing and there was no other context.

[@duskstorm3560]

Non-patrons may never see the yassification of Peter Sqloint

[@foxstudios9643]

Can we all just take a moment and appreciate Condi for not only DMing; but also for giving us plebs access to Patreon campaigns.

[@montavious4748]

Spoilers Below! 3:46 Welcome To Apotheosis 4:38 Cat 6:08 Charlie’s Character: Peter Sqloint 14:08 Peter can only afford half a cricket for Lizard 23:42 Peters home and LIZARD 25:25 Ring through Peters eyes and the moaning voice 27:40 The Great Speaker and the Chosen Ceremony 31:20 Oh no, here we go 33:00 Exandroth the Archangel of Retribution 38:55 The Blight of Strength, Oh so that’s why there’s boss music 40:00 Peter gets bodied instantly and Exandroth ain’t having it 41:50 Roll Initiative 44:12 Yes this is how Exandroth sounds for the whole series 47:12 Peter gets yeeted and Exandroth is starting to regret picking Peter as a host 48:20 Charlie why must your spells always be cursed and terrifying?? 51:13 Peter is very easy to hit but can the Blight handle Peters new form? 57:12 The Blight runs, but Exandroth wont let him go without a fight 1:04:03 Here you can see the panic start to set in on Condi that one of his bosses might die early 1:08:25 LIZARD N-oh never mind he’s fine 1:10:19 Grizzly’s Turn 1:13:25 Grizzly’s Character(?): Raoul Léblanc 1:17:50 Raoul father and the job 1:23:00 Raoul is heading to the HOH 1:28:25 What does the fox say? 1:32:42 The janitors closet 1:40:12 Picture of the Holy Family 1:43:36 Raoul The Plagued Soldier 1:48:25 Raoul enters the cavern, and finds what he’s after 1:53:14 The Harp Blade 1:55:48 Someone finds Rahul 2:03:10 The Great Priest is dead 2:06:40 Grizzly’s Character: Rumi 2:12:38 Rumi leves up, Condi and Bizzly have a bet and Grizzly has spells that can sway the bet in Condi’s favor 2:15:48 Bizzly’s turn and the laughing bet 2:20:05 Bizzly’s Character: Thanatos 2:21:10 Combat training, roll initiative 2:34:30 Thanatos sneaks into his fathers room with it troublesome little brother 2:37:00 Thanatos and his brother find a strange book that opens a door to an even stranger room 2:41:11 Thanatos remembers something 2:44:45 Thanatos confronts his “father” 2:49:38 Roll Initiative 3:02:28 How do you want to do this? 3:06:01 End of session I have already watched this and it's my favorite campaign. I hope all of yall enjoy the first episode of Apotheosis and if you can, come join us on patron for the finale coming up! The guys will be picking back up Prime Defenders after Apotheosis is finished and it's also a very good campaign so you also have that to look forward to if you decide to join the patron for just $5 a month!

[@internetname1482]

Grizzlys characters named Raoul Leblanc. And hes named after another character who is also a "gentleman thief"

[@montavious4748]

@@internetname1482 Thank you! I will fix it right now

[@xena3722]

Lizard is the best character Also this thumbnail is sick

[@Emanon616]

Honestly, though, Charlie always makes the best characters. Bra'ad, Gillian, William, and Peter are all the best.

[@oneshotyuri]

You know it's good when all of the patrons who already watched it come back and watch it again. Such a well made campaign

[@Mark-dy4yb]

I'm just a mere broke student to afford jrwi patreon and apotheosis going public made my day, i do hope they upload more episodes

[@ericthebmo3433]

They said this was the only episode they'd upload to KZbin

[@hal_s.]

I already listened to this on Patreon, but I will 100% listen to this again. Condi you did so good and I’m so happy more people get to experience a bit of your campaign! Let’s fuckin gooo

[@jacksonhunter2621]

Does anyone else feel Condi's eyes piercing their soul everytime he looks directly at/into the camera?

[@jayx2983]

so excited to see this go public, can't wait for all the new Sqlointers to rise up 🤝

[@enchantedbreez2891]

Bought patreon a week ago and speedran this WONDERFUL campaign. Glad KZbin can experience this first episode as wel !!!

[@aspenn.]

I'm so glad more people get to know these characters. I'm so attached to them and the story you guys have made is crazy impressive.

[@dracheli2593]

I wasn't able to experience Condi DMing before but I am sure, he definitely is one of the best.

[@alaritheaurora5971]

I've already seen it..... BUT I'LL SEE IT AGAIN (absolutely adore Apotheosis, prob my favorite campaign so I'm happy to see these bois again from the start. KZbin viewers, boy, you've got it coming :) )

[@WeatherReportsHat]

Finally, Apotheosis is upon us.

[@hardygal2]

Finally some proper art of the Sqloint man himself!! And holy crap, this thumbnail is utterly GORGEOUS!!!!

[@lilithwh]

apotheosis means "the highest point in the development of somthing" so you should know i am going to refer to this campain as "the climax campain"

[@duskstorm3560]

It's surprisingly fitting

[@scrubbybubbles2351]

FUNNY STORY

[@squirrels9470]

Oh. My. Gods. I am broke as hell but I have to become a patron now cuz this was SO COOL.

[@nonxlotl443]

Dude, I've been so behind on riptide that I never got to watch this. I finally caught up and now I can watch this here?! Let's gooo!

[@sophisticated_1614]

I absolutely adore this campaign, to everyone ever considering joining their Patreon, _do it_ because this is amazing

[@CryptidVulpes]

glad the non patrons get to see this wonderful campaign!!!

[@forestventuredev8380]

I recently spent the weekend catching up on Apotheosis, ITS SO GOOD LIKE SERIOUSLY For those who are considering getting Patreon, its worth it, this series (+ Prime Defenders) is AMAZING Thank you Condi for this wonderful campaign!

[@LouisEscher]

This is gonna get the Patreon Sales Numbers up for sure, I already listened to it back when it first came out

[@bonesdontbite1592]

God this is so freaking good i wish i had money so i could watch the rest of this on patreon

[@Emily-kh3zj]

dude i love these characters and the whole aesthetic of the campaign. I could watch this episode so many times, its so cool to remember where the story started

[@Skeeto04]

HOLLYYYYYYY SHITTTT THE OFFICIAL ART FOR THIS IS INSANE?!?!? IVE ALREADY LISTENED ON PATREON BUT IM SO GLAD OTHERS GET TO AS WELL!!!!

[@gabbygalloway924]

I really hope this gets more people into the Patreon to watch because Condi put a lot of work into it blew it out of the park. My favorite JRWI campaign!

[@jackvoicesYT]

The start of my favorite campaign. I absolutely love the way Condi opened this series with each story of the party members. Godslayers!

[@kinny1_]

YESSSSS!!! Get the non-patreon people just a taste of this amazing story! If you’re not a patron you’re missing out on the rest of this amazing show!

[@thomas392]

Before I got the patreon I didn't know about apotheosis and then discovered it , I loved everything and I can't wait for the finale! Condi is a great DM

[@keykeyb2572]

I have listened to this so many times on patreon, but I will absolutely be watching it on KZbin

[@melon3286]

peter's pfp being tobey maguire's spiderman makes it even better

[@lucas_9664]

Wasn't expecting Apotheosis but it seems this is going to be good

[@bonez2512]

Yooooo! The thumbnail is magnificent! Thanatos in blue is very nice. I'm so excited for more Jrwi fans to get to know this series

[@egg5912]

FREAKING OUT OVER THE PETER ART AAAGGHHHHHGHHG

[@Dianrune]

Charlie is so supportive

[@justinemiller5766]

WHY DO I LOVE EVERY CHARACTER GRIZZLY PLAYS

[@Anoski_Domain]

AAAY IM SO EXCITED, IVE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT THE CAMPAIGN (sad that we'll only get the first ep, but AAFJHDKSK)

[@ZillaYT.]

The thumbnail is so cool! I really wish they would bring back that type of thumbnail for riptide…

[@soupydacus]

love that bizly is just playing evil zane legoninjago

[@akane9753]

HOOOLY SHIT THE THUMBNAIL ART!!! So excited to see Apotheosis going public. Non patrons are in for a treat

[@nickcariglio8228]

Spoilers: My favorite part was when Peter said "It's sqlointing time!" And sqlointed all over everything.

[@lordscrubblebottom3082]

you guys need to get the patreon this campaign is amazing and I know they aren't uploading episode 11 on youtube so it's just the first few

[@ic236]

oooo i like how their stories are intertwined

[@valsonder]

i know nothing about apotheosis other than the concepts we heard on condi's streams. I GOT SOME LUDDITE TO CHOMP LET'S GO

[@jay-nz2cl]

I've already watched and am caught up with apotheosis at the moment but good god this thumbnail is incredible

[@prestonedwards6359]

this truly is a good campain i could of sworn i only watched this for 10 minuets and its already been a hour. Kept me entertained for a while

[@ItsDesca]

I am SO HAPPY to see a full thumbnail art again you will not BELIEVE

[@RedSkyFire06]

hey, if you enjoy this ep get their patreon, I love this campgian so much please do. Condi did such a good job dming so please do, he deserves it.

[@KeyCimPlays]

THE THUMBNAIL THO????? I can’t believe Apotheosis is actually ending soon…I’m gonna miss it

[@ciarahalton5890]

perfect, I've been meaning to re-watch this ep, it's so good and it's nice to remember where they all started

[@dorksinfiction9080]

ah, the first episode of my favourite campaign. that thumbnail is phenomenal, too

[@keenscribbles]

Yooo!!! I’m so excited! I don’t have patreon, and feel sad I missed out on it, but I’m glad I get to watch the first episode! Love you Condi!

[@wheatchild.7173]

“Don’t google it.” I immediately skipped over to google, and now I’m giggling madly

[@shoutxv]

i audibly squealed "YeE333ssS" at the sight of this

[@maryjanepatton4212]

I listened to this a while ago but the Peter Sqloint part was genuninely the hardest i had laughed in years. It's amazing

[@Gh0st_0110_]

God, Charlie’s descriptions of what Exandroth does to Peter is so fucked up. This is that good body horror shit

[@mist1512]

OMG I'VE WANTED TO WATCH THIS FOR AWHLE, I AM SO GLAD YOU YOU PUT IT ON HERE. THANK YOU

[@mistrex]

You guys will LOVE this campaign :]

[@brijuice]

You guys are gonna love this. My favourite campaign to date

[@levifarnes7868]

Love the thumbnail! Art is 10/10

[@elyzabyth]

I watched this on Patreon but I will watch it again. Also the thumbnail is so cool

[@jsaucyn]

Non Patreons, get ready to Sqloint.

[@bonecollectorthecalciumscr9110]

Charly naming his characters like Charles Dickins

[@prideisalie]

Man these guys just can't escape from crossing fate

[@theryanwelshman14]

love the Lupinesque character Grizzly's playing

[@potatoluna3389]

I've only seen clips but I am so excited for this

[@silverlusid9564]

Been thinking about this for a while now, but ive finally gotten the confidence, so im gonna say it. I think i have a bigger rock collection then Peter. (Also this was really freaking cool)

[@oricalu448]

Non patrons, go give money to the patreon. Its worth it, if only for this campaign. You'll love it, trust me!

[@ballsballs6255]

I have the money but I dont have a credit card nor a paypal lol.

[@abdulazizmohammed8797]

I am a patron and can confirm this campaign go crazy hard

[@jarh5281]

I was literally about to sign up for the patreon to watch this campaign when I saw this get posted, and now getting to see episode 1, I am absolutely getting patreon and binging this series this week

[@okamidrawsart]

To everyone who's watching this for the first time, get ready for the most gender podcast ever.

[@puglife658]

Apotheosis means climax or the highest point in development of something. Climax.

[@indigostudio2245]

I AM SO UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY RN

[@reekill_playlists]

Another JRWI campaign to get attached to and then never see again :)

[@looppull3718]

My brain is absorbing all this like a squishy little sponge, amazing. Awesome.

[@charlie.hugs_]

Apotheosis means the highest point in the development of something; a culmination or climax.

[@thedeed8740]

Pretty fitting

[@srnabooz]

or could mean acquiring godhood :)

[@GleamDrawz]

Sorry condi a·poth·e·o·sis /əˌpäTHēˈōsəs/ noun noun: apotheosis; plural noun: apotheoses the highest point in the development of something; culmination or climax. "his appearance as Hamlet was the apotheosis of his career" Similar: culmination climax crowning moment peak pinnacle summit zenith apex acme apogee high point highest point height high water mark Opposite: nadir the elevation of someone to divine status; deification. Origin late 16th century: via ecclesiastical Latin from Greek apotheōsis, from apotheoun ‘make a god of’, from apo ‘from’ + theos ‘god’.

[@mabbie]

Holy crap I’m so excited for this

[@camistired7216]

IVE EBEN PLANNING ON GETTING THE PATREON SO I CAN LISTEN TO THIS AND PRIME DEFENDERS SO IM EXCITED I GET TO AT LEAST LISTEN TO THE FIRST ONE OF APOTHEOSIS

[@abdulazizmohammed8797]

Apotheosis is really really good

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I LOVE THE FIRST PART IT'S SO FUN!

[@thetrashtrain3774]

Ok ngl i love this This might just be the thing that pushes me to actually join the patreon

[@abdulazizmohammed8797]

It's so worth

[@jottys3709]

NON PATREONS CAN FINALLY JOURNEY THAT IS APOTHEOSIS!