Kaguya vs Mokou

Music:
-"Main Theme" , "Menu 01" & "Stage Clear" Super Smash Bros Brawl
-"Kaguya vs Mokou Theme" Mystical Chain
-"A Shot of Crisis" Chrono Trigger
-"One Winged Angel" FFVII (obviously not the original version)

[@deiji_hime]

SAVE THE SCIENCE!!

[@ratchanidaple]

SCIENCE MUST BE SAVE!

[@DrNubCake]

So here we are. Kaguya vs Mokou. Two equally matched opponents. The fighting begins and *crash* Sakuya wins by double knockout!

[@Zerviscos]

Reimu is practically True Neutral. If we include CoLA, she beat the heck out of Tokiko when she passed by. Thing is, Reimu might be the good, and sympathetic to others, but she only cares about her job as being a shrine maiden. I guess it's in the Hakurei line. Reimu doesn't care about anything, easy-going you might say. Reimu treats everyone equal, and I mean equal. That's why she is "True Neutral". An ordinary, simple girl, which is unlike others. Which doesn't stop me from liking her.

[@Timmm06]

Kaguya vs. Mokou. Who would win. Well obviously it would be Sakuya..:3

[@KLA1706A]

ZA WARUDO! ROADA ROLLA DA!

[@sayasta6456]

@@KLA1706A YESS

[@izakireemsi2783]

don't forget Reimu too

[@markfrey6664]

Wonder why Reimu was pissed at this

[@bobmcbob49]

Because Reimu is pissed at everything always

[@Kirbachu5]

I guess saving the world from impending doom practically every year and all of the youkai tormenting everybody every day and night gives you a pretty low tolerance for bullshit.

[@minhquan9521]

cuz they fucking use spatulas hitting a soccer ball over the badminton net

[@MisterSleep1123]

volleyball net

[@hleghe810]

bond juan *On a tennis court

[@nochannel7349]

2:14 Yukari pops out of a poster with her gap ability, poster reads "Have you seen me?" *Junko would like to know your location* also Yukari: "I'm always watching" *BOTH CHANG'E AND JUNKO WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

[@cooleecoolee9504]

*Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background* Sakuya: Intruder Alert! A Shrine Maiden is in the base! *Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', Shrine maid and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the Meiling watching the board]* Meiling: A shrine maiden is in the base!? *The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Martial Arts Manual off a rack of weapons. Cut to the Meiling dashing down the stairs and through the Arena sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step she takes* Sakuya: Protect the battle! Meiling: We need to protect the briefcase! *Camera pans to reveal Keine trying to open the code-locked Briefcase Room door* Keine: Yo, a lil' help here!? *Meiling pushes the Keine aside and begins to decode' the combination* Meiling: *All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!* Keine: Let's go, let's go- *Utsuho comes around the corner, Fuel Rod in hand, charging towards the Keine and Meiling* Utsuho: INCOMING!!! *Utsuho shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Video and Money Room* Utsuho: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *screaming* *Keine reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe* Keine: *while screaming, he notices the briefcase* AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! Utsuho: -AAAAalright then. Eirin: *Ahem.* [Camera zooms in to reveal the Eirin, with the Aya's corpse over one shoulder] Eirin: Gentlemen. [Meet the Eirin Title Card] *Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk* Eirin: I see the briefcase is safe. Meiling: Safe and sound, mm-hmm. Keine: Yeah, it is! Eirin: Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a Shrine Maiden on the way here? *The other three shake their heads and shrug* Eirin: No? Then we still have a problem. *He deposits the Aya's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Yin Yang Orb in her back* Meiling: ...and a Yin Yang. *Keine approaches and removes the Yin Yang Orb* Keine: Oooh, big problem. I've beated plenty of Shrine Maidens; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing idiots - like you! *Keine attempts to manipulate the knife like Eirin, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it* Keine: Ow! No offense. Eirin: If you managed to hurt them, I assure you, they were not like me. *Eirin deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to Keine* And nothing...nothing like the woman loose inside this building. Keine: What're you? President of his fan club? *Meiling and Utsuho chuckle while the Eirin turns to face the Keine* Eirin: No...that would be your father! *Eirin reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the Reimu and Keine's father* Keine: What the? *stammers out of shock and disbelief* Eirin: Indeed, and now he's here to exterminate us! So listen up girl, or pornography starring your father will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. *Meiling and Utsuho examine the photographs. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular* Meiling: Oh! *Keine frantically retrieves the photos as Eirin lights and and places arrow on bow in the foreground* Keine: Gimme that! Eirin: This Shrine Maiden has already breached our defenses... *Fade to the Reimu, creeping through the Arena tunnels. She pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a Maid Fairies with Patchouli. She slides a Yin Yang Orb across the floor, disarming and eliminating the Fairies immediately* Patchouli: Fairies Down! *Patchouli throws her book down and frantically reaches for her Spell Card, only to have the Reimu shoot her in the head with the Yin Yang Orb. The dead Patchouli crashes through a door and the Reimu steps over her and fires at a target off-screen* *Cut back to the Video and Money Room. Eirin leans over the dead Aya, gesturing frantically.* Eirin: *You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!* *Fade to the Aya, still alive and record8jg from a dusty attic. Reimu creeps up on her and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting Aya, who engages Reimu with Aya leaf. A struggle ensues. Reimu deftly dodges and parries Aya’s flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; Aya is cut across his left cheek, gutted under the right rib cage, cut across the back of his skul, and is ultimately Spellcard break.* *Cut back to the Video and Money Room* Eirin: And worst of all, she could be any one of us... *Fade to the RED Spy fighting a Youmu, armed with a sword* Youmu: Raus, raus! *Reimu breaks the Youmu's arm, disarming her. Close-up on the Reimu face as she disguises as Youmu, sans spectacles* Youmu: [gasps] no... *Reimu kills the Youmu with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off her spectacles, which she catches and wears, completing his disguise* *Cut back to the Video and Money room. Eirin looks frantic* Eirin: She could be in this very room! She could be you! She could be me! She could even be- *She is cut off as her head kicked, knocking her out. The camera switches to Meiling, Fighting position, with a confused Utsuho and a panicked Keine* Keine: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Utsuho: Oh! Meiling: What? It was obvious! *Meiling cracks her knuckles.* She's the Shrine Maiden! Watch, she'll turn red any second now... *Meiling and Utsuho approach the unconscious Eirin, with Meiling prodding the Eirin's foot with her foot* Meiling: Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood. Utsuho: So, we still got problem... Meiling: Big problem... *Keine lingers behind, her expression sinister. She approaches Meiling and Utsuho, retrieving the knife she pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily* Meiling: All right, who's ready to go find this Shrine Maiden? *As Keine approaches, she flickers and melts, revealing himself to be Reimu* Reimu: Right behind you. *[Touhou Project ending flourish music plays, with the beating of Meiling and Utsuho punctuating the beat of the tune.* *fade to the scattered photos of the Keine father. Reimu retrieves one of them and tons of Yen then smiles wistfully* Reimu: Ahh... ma 小さなカリフラワー . *Reimu walks off with the Yen in tow. Fade to black.*

[@taylorwright7428]

I am totally using "Bring it on, ding dong" from now on.

[@ImprovmanZero]

Marissa the ordinary hostage.

[@CapTrigger]

I keep coming back to this video for that one line... "So they're on a Tennis Court, using Spatulas, to hit a Soccer Ball, over a Volleyball Net..." Reimu:...yup, done

[@kagechu2005BISVG]

This video's almost a decade, and I'm VERY intrested so much in this as a childhood, RN...

[@idhanhaffani7494]

Same

[@zephyrsblade1509]

~GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!~

[@kamenridermebius]

Reimu is sephiroth apparently because one winged angel is playing

[@breadqueen5351]

LOL i was waiting for Sakuya to use Dio Brando's lines xD

[@ZeroEXP]

Kono Dio da!...... STEAMROLLER!!!!

[@kimurajustice]

Hi brother

[@AkemiSakuya495]

RODO-RORRA!! ROADROLLER!!

[@AkemiSakuya495]

Kono Sakuya da! *WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*

[@waterized_bottle]

@@AkemiSakuya495 ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA!

[@pepsiman8137]

SAVE THE SCIENCE OR YOUR GUILTY! GUILTY GUILTY!

[@rarhzach]

why cant i stop laughing at shikieki saying 'guilty! guilty! guilty!' xD

[@Adistraction42]

"You callin' me short?"

[@lionheart8084]

Grumpy Reimu is very grumpy.

[@amitbenmoshe3495]

Funny thing reimu can transform into a cat hence the original meme is grumpy cat XD

[@LikeThisRLYMatters]

@leonzxa From Create.swf. They're already in there. I guess I should have said that I didn't make the flash program thingy, I just use/play around with it.

[@EinManU]

ZA WARUDO! BULLDOZAAAAH!!!!

[@qzymay]

ROADROLLADA

[@watchtrap]

Ein ManU *here is an oil tank for you!*

[@sebastianperez3984]

WRYYYYYYYY

[@someonethatsinafucktonoffa104]

@@watchtrap an oil tanker for you

[@SolutionOnly]

LoL "Save the Science, Reimu is coming"^^

[@LikeThisRLYMatters]

@ResurectedPlayer If by 'make' you mean direct, record & edit, then yes. However, in no way did I create or design the character sprites, backgrounds and stuff.

[@tonalddrump804]

Chen looks so cute in this.

[@kadapunny]

Reimu is more evil than yukari's computer full of trolling, tenshi's mind of nothingness, the point that meiling is a dragon, mima being evil, how many things marisa stole, and every single creepy pasta combined. That's how evil reimu is.

[@vancewelcome7463]

Wait, Meiling is a Dragon?

[@xaldrortenderofthevats8948]

Vance Welcome well that's news to me. I thought considering how much she sleeps she would be part Sandman.

[@extremmefan7305]

(5 years late but) Yea, that's what defending the world from people's boredom (Remilia, Tenshi…), curiosity (Yumemi, Sumireko, technically Yuyuko...), and ideals/ambitions (Mima wanted to take over the world in SoEW, Utsuho wanted to do the same in SA, both Byakuren in UFO and Miko in TD wanted to establish their religions of peace…), with little to no pay (aside from the probably infinite lifetime Yukari could grant her by messing with the border of life and death), and on a constant daily basis does to a person. And that's not even counting the fact that even if there's no current incident, stupidity is still a common phenomenom in Gensokyo. Reimu is still human. She saw and had to do things Sanae didn't see and didn't have to do (remember that Sanae is still pretty new to this whole "youkai extermination" thing, and that she's from the outside world so her perspective is different from Reimu's: to Sanae this feels more like a videogame than a life). PS: I noticed while writing this, but if someone in Gensokyo tells Sanae to "get a life", she'd have the excuse of "but this IS my life". XD TL;DR: Reimu had to deal with constant bs going out of hand on a nearly daily basis. Cut her some damn slack. Anyone would be grumpy as all hell under these circumstances.

[@AkemiSakuya495]

@@vancewelcome7463 Yes. I'm pretty sure that she's the personification of the Chinese Dragon, Lòng Mèi. "Meiling" is very similar to "Long Mei", also. If you separated the syllables of her name, "Mei ling", and compared it to "Lòng Mei", the names are only one letter different. If you used her first and last name, "Hong Meiling", it's even more so similar to "Lòng Mei". "Lòng" and "Hong", as well as my previous point. If you shortened her name to "Hong Mei", it's also one letter different. "Long Mei", otherwise being exactly alike.

[@zhero5641]

aw well isn’t this just adorable and so hilarious

[@LikeThisRLYMatters]

Gentlemen?

[@aretard7995]

r/unexpectedtf2

[@AkemiSakuya495]

"aren't these... Spatulas?" "Is that a problem?" "Nevermind." (´⊙ω⊙`)！(●__●)

[@cooleecoolee9504]

*Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background* Sakuya: Intruder Alert! A Shrine Maiden is in the base! *Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', Shrine maid and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the Meiling watching the board]* Meiling: A RED Spy is in the base!? *The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Martial Arts Manual off a rack of weapons. Cut to the Meiling dashing down the stairs and through the Arena sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step she takes* Sakuya: Protect the battle! Meiling: We need to protect the briefcase! *Camera pans to reveal Keine trying to open the code-locked Briefcase Room door* Keine: Yo, a lil' help here!? *Meiling pushes the Keine aside and begins to decode' the combination* Meiling: *All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!* Keine: Let's go, let's go- *Utsuho comes around the corner, Fuel Rod in hand, charging towards the Keine and Meiling* Utsuho: INCOMING!!! *Utsuho shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Video and Money Room* Utsuho: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *screaming* *Keine reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe* Keine: *while screaming, he notices the briefcase* AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! Utsuho: -AAAAalright then. Eirin: *Ahem.* [Camera zooms in to reveal the Eirin, with the Aya's corpse over one shoulder] Eirin: Gentlemen. [Meet the Eirin Title Card] *Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk* Eirin: I see the briefcase is safe. Meiling: Safe and sound, mm-hmm. Keine: Yeah, it is! Eirin: Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a Shrine Maiden on the way here? *The other three shake their heads and shrug* Eirin: No? Then we still have a problem. *He deposits the Aya's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Yin Yang Orb in her back* Meiling: ...and a Yin Yang. *Keine approaches and removes the Yin Yang Orb* Keine: Oooh, big problem. I've beated plenty of Shrine Maidens; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing idiots - like you! *Keine attempts to manipulate the knife like Eirin, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it* Keine: Ow! No offense. Eirin: If you managed to hurt them, I assure you, they were not like me. *Eirin deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to Keine* And nothing...nothing like the woman loose inside this building. Keine: What're you? President of his fan club? *Meiling and Utsuho chuckle while the Eirin turns to face the Keine* Eirin: No...that would be your father! *Eirin reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the Reimu and Keine's father* Keine: What the? *stammers out of shock and disbelief* Eirin: Indeed, and now he's here to exterminate us! So listen up girl, or pornography starring your father will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. *Meiling and Utsuho examine the photographs. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular* Meiling: Oh! *Keine frantically retrieves the photos as Eirin lights and and places arrow on bow in the foreground* Keine: Gimme that! Eirin: This Shrine Maiden has already breached our defenses... *Fade to the Reimu, creeping through the Arena tunnels. She pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a Maid Fairies with Patchouli. She slides a Yin Yang Orb across the floor, disarming and eliminating the Fairies immediately* Patchouli: Fairies Down! *Patchouli throws her book down and frantically reaches for her Spell Card, only to have the Reimu shoot her in the head with the Yin Yang Orb. The dead Patchouli crashes through a door and the Reimu steps over her and fires at a target off-screen* *Cut back to the Video and Money Room. Eirin leans over the dead Aya, gesturing frantically.* Eirin: *You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!* *Fade to the Aya, still alive and record8jg from a dusty attic. Reimu creeps up on her and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting Aya, who engages Reimu with Aya leaf. A struggle ensues. Reimu deftly dodges and parries Aya’s flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; Aya is cut across his left cheek, gutted under the right rib cage, cut across the back of his skul, and is ultimately Spellcard break.* *Cut back to the Video and Money Room* Eirin: And worst of all, she could be any one of us... *Fade to the RED Spy fighting a Youmu, armed with a sword* Youmu: Raus, raus! *Reimu breaks the Youmu's arm, disarming her. Close-up on the Reimu face as she disguises as Youmu, sans spectacles* Youmu: [gasps] no... *Reimu kills the Youmu with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off her spectacles, which she catches and wears, completing his disguise* *Cut back to the Video and Money room. Eirin looks frantic* Eirin: She could be in this very room! She could be you! She could be me! She could even be- *She is cut off as her head kicked, knocking her out. The camera switches to Meiling, Fighting position, with a confused Utsuho and a panicked Keine* Keine: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Utsuho: Oh! Meiling: What? It was obvious! *Meiling cracks her knuckles.* She's the Shrine Maiden! Watch, she'll turn red any second now... *Meiling and Utsuho approach the unconscious Eirin, with Meiling prodding the Eirin's foot with her foot* Meiling: Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood. Utsuho: So, we still got problem... Meiling: Big problem... *Keine lingers behind, her expression sinister. She approaches Meiling and Utsuho, retrieving the knife she pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily* Meiling: All right, who's ready to go find this Shrine Maiden? *As Keine approaches, she flickers and melts, revealing himself to be Reimu* Reimu: Right behind you. *[Touhou Project ending flourish music plays, with the beating of Meiling and Utsuho punctuating the beat of the tune.* *fade to the scattered photos of the Keine father. Reimu retrieves one of them and tons of Yen then smiles wistfully* Reimu: Ahh... ma 小さなカリフラワー . *Reimu walks off with the Yen in tow. Fade to black.*

[@ShinAk1raSama]

That... Was... AWESOME!!!!! Must have been a pain to record every single movement though... I'll try doing that!!!

[@yuyukoyoumu5988]

Reimu is just the Undertaker of Gensokyo!

[@Kumar09BC]

MMMMMMM that's pretty badass

[@trinitrojack]

I have not laughed so hard in some time! Simple in principle yet undeniably fantastic in execution! Contains large quantities of win. When I heard Chrono Trigger I immediately imagined Lucca as Nitori! Just hide under the kotatsu Marisa!!! It's gotta be Reimu proof!!!

[@yssera]

Who else is here revisiting old touhou vids

[@williamcote4208]

Reimu comes and One winged angel start playing: LMAO! PERFECT!

[@Gotonis]

4:03 But now how are they going to find Chen?

[@themastermind_ful]

I wish I saw this channel before all the parodies are really funny

[@burnerheinz]

@Metroid338 Don't worry she sleeps a lot so you see he rarely.

[@williamcote4208]

Video start with one of Nobuo Uematsu masterpiece: Yup, this is going to be good.

[@LimitBreakZero]

0:33 This game's winner is... Sakuya!

[@ShadowkingSonic]

Nice. Lol at the WRYYYYYYY part. Oh, and Flan in the portal/rip/whatever is funny too.

[@embeboso8329]

hearing the smash bros song play at the start made me know this was gonna be a great battle

[@TrigonImmortal]

@GinchanSalin It's an allusion to the character Sakuya's based off of: Dio Brando. He's a time-stopping knife-throwing vampire who's signature attacking includes... throwing a steamroller on his opponents. He's from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

[@atervirens]

@UltimaGardevoir I don't know why people think of Shikekei as someone who is constantly wrathful.

[@rafaelvillarroel3741]

0:31 ROAD ROLLER DA

[@A_Fridge_Named_Arisu]

Lesson learned: Don't make Reimu mad

[@MekkinXD]

Guilty. Guilty! GUILTY!!!!

[@ArgusVulcan]

My guess is that Reimu thought something that stupid of a sport needed to be dealt with promptly so she headed to the stadium, curb-stomped Cirno, Kaguya and Mokou were Final Smashed into orbit and the stadium burned to the ground...all in the space of 90 seconds!

[@michaellasz2952]

Yea I wonder if the city going call the military to stop Reimu

[@NyanCat1150]

Save the science reimu is coming run

[@BeeTegami]

i can believe that there's only one option that happens in the kaguya vs mokou match and that is [Hax Sign] Burn Everything

[@00ShatteredData]

Dat kaguya's provoking face XD

[@stamossarris7969]

ok so this match is a match between mokou and kaguya playing badminton using spatulas hitting a soccer ball over a volley ball net that doesnt seems righ....(oh yeah its gensokyo) nvm seems legit

[@kadapunny]

Reimu is an AAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, that's why

[@30prin17]

Roda rolla da!! Wryyyyyy!!!!!

[@byakurent]

Again, I agree.

[@Illursan08]

LOL kaguya face at 0:22

[@SistinaChan]

Lol @ Yukari on the missing Chen poster. Hinthinthint

[@gantasakuya6897]

Kaguya and Mokou fight on a huge rivalry on who is muh stronher and in the end they all lose but still fighting again sometime!?

[@christy6610]

Final Fantasy VII AC One winged angel. My favorite track of all final fantasy theme

[@williamcote4208]

Same, and when you hear it, You know something badass is about to happen or that someone just fucked up

[@byakurent]

This is why I have something against Reimu, she needs to loosen up a bit, but I guess that's what Reimu Reimu. Then again, I don't understand what made her ruin the Kaguya vs. Mokou match.

[@Glennkabob]

SOME ONE PREPARE 2 NUKES FOR ME BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY ANGERED SAKUYA AND REIMU AND NOW I'M GOING TO BLAST TO THE MOON USING THE NUKES AND DON'T ASK HOW I ANGERED THEM AND HOW I'M NOT DEAD YET AS I AM RUNNING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT AND I CAN'T HOLD THIS RUN FOR MUCH LONGER!!!!!!

[@kolonmelon8173]

go ask okuu

[@fletch52004]

i will help... TACTICAL NUKE! INCOMING!

[@KKYY12]

Brandon Cabral you killed him

[@AkemiSakuya495]

**knifed**

[@AkemiSakuya495]

...Reimu said she'll make your corpse into mochi. ...I might help her with that. (◠‿◕)

[@DrunkenCoward1]

“Wtf?“ “My sentiments exactly.“

[@blackusagi92]

It wasn't the best animation but it is really funny nice work.

[@sireyers]

What does the television say about the stadium's crater level? ... It's Over NINE... ty... WHAT NINE TH- Oh, wait...

[@abursha]

wryyy for the win

[@Shadowelf93]

I think Reimu just succeeded in permanently killing both Kaguya and Mokou -_-

[@lGenoxide]

When Sakuya summons an unknown spell card. oog

[@Redxyellow1]

AND THE WINNER IS....SAKUYA

[@WingmanVWXYZ]

I never would put Shikieiki-sama in another judge seat again, things may look very Black and White otherwise. Speaking of which, I wonder what version Shikieiki-sama has anyway??

[@AkemiSakuya495]

In Yamaxanadu vision, I wonder... Which Gensokyou residents are Black or White? ⬜❔🤔❓⬛

[@byakurent]

Hey, we're just sharing our opinions, chill, bro.

[@byakurent]

I agree.

[@miraifailure1529]

Reimu is coming... SAVE THE SCIENCE!!!!

[@Xbalanque84]

Wait, why is Marisa freaking out when Reimu returns?

[@extremmefan7305]

Grumpy Reimu is dangerous Reimu.

[@AkemiSakuya495]

She's afraid of what Reimu will do to her if Marisa were to do anything at all. ...I don't blame her, either. From what I can tell, getting "Uso Fuin" blasted at you in full force really burns and hurts really badly.

[@Xbalanque84]

@@AkemiSakuya495 What's "uso fuin?"

[@LightningPEye]

YAY go Sakuya

[@firesniperbullet2]

0:23 (Mystical chain stage 2) for that song

[@TrappedBowyer9684]

Here we go again

[@OrangeofPurple]

Estuans interuis Ira vehemiti Estuans interuis Ira vehemiti Reimu Hakurei

[@shakirashipslied9721]

sakuya reimu combo

[@shasynarrayai.a703]

ROODO RORA DA!!!! *STARTS PUNCHING MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMYDAMUDA.MUUDA!!! WRYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

[@edgenar1830]

i know what you're mean there...

[@AkemiSakuya495]

*DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODODODODO*

[@AkemiSakuya495]

Oh my God I like you already. ROODO RORAAAAAA!! *WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY* ZA WARUDO!

[@Bravidunno]

0:30 THE POSE !

[@Detonexploder]

*science rave*

[@ShinAk1raSama]

@ShadowkingSonic erm... That's Yukari. I'm pretty sure Flandre doesn't have the ability to make portals...

[@AkemiSakuya495]

Flan-sama does not, though she can easily end everything if she so chooses. That is, indeed, Miss Yakumo.

[@BowieSatva]

Alas, Horatio, I knew him, a man of infinite jests!

[@BowieSatva]

Care for a game of...eschaton! Final Score-I’d love to catch ‘em all!

[@BowieSatva]

I’m so proud of my baby girl witches!!!!

[@BowieSatva]

Two have become ☝️...Theia, carrier of the Light of Truth! The Eternal Feminine Herself!!!

[@ChromaLuke]

Mentlegen?

[@bakoi8575]

Nice jojoke there sakuya

[@AkemiSakuya495]

Thanks!

[@Zithee]

WHATS THE ANIME (jk lol)

[@jlever]

Why was the poster on fire?

[@frostbitefrozensnow1998]

J Lever Because, Gensokyo.

[@AkemiSakuya495]

Because it's Reimu and this is Gensokyou. Is that a problem?

[@ArgusVulcan]

one more thing, why are they always trying to one up eachother?

[@AkemiSakuya495]

That's because of how Kaguya's life played out on Earth. Kaguya is a moon princess, and because she drank Dr. Yagokoro's Hourai Elixir, she became immortal, and immortality is a "sin" on the moon. As punishment, Kaguya was sent down to Earth as a kind of "get in the corner and think about what you did" sort of punishment. She was "reborn" in a bamboo stalk and was found by a bamboo cutter, hence why her theme's name mentions a bamboo cutter. Kaguya was later taken in by the bamboo cutter and his wife as their own daughter, for they've been trying so hard to have a child for so long but just can't. Kaguya, as she grew up on Earth, had many suitors for her otherworldly beauty, this she was marked as the most beautiful woman around. Her beauty was described to be that of royalty, yet as gentle as moonlight, and thusly she was called a "Moon Princess". Though many had wanted her, including Earth royalty, she turned them down, for she did not care for marriage. She did not want to be made to devote her life to someone other than herself. Eventually, she got bored of the constant requests for her hand, and she decided to put those who desired her through a test. "Find me a rare, valuable item, and whomever has the rarest, most valuable, I will marry." That's the basic gist of what she said, for I can't recall the exact part, currently. And so, a handful of men went out to fulfill her wish. Eventually, a few returned with some oddities and expensive things as gifts. One of the suitors, during his travels, had encountered people from the moon who were looking for Kaguya, and they gave him the sacred Rod of Hourai, which was a stick with coloured orbs dangling from it's branches, thinking not much of it. The orbs were meant to glow if the beholder of it had any crude, sinful, or impurity among them, though as the suitor held it, they did not glow. Once he returned, as did the others, Kaguya judged each item, not really caring about any of it -- that is, until she can across the last suitor's gift: The Rod of Hourai. She recognized it all too well, and as the he offered it to her, she refused to take it. She would not accept it. Kaguya yelled at the man out of fear, "You lie, this is not the true Rod of Hourai! It does not glow! You're lying! How dare you!" She then ran off, leaving everyone confused and her suitor heartbroken. Kaguya raced into the nearby bamboo forest, where she was found by Houraisan, the Bamboo Cutter, and fled deep into it. Later, as she was kneeling in front of the stalk she was found in, crying, an Emissary sent from the moon descended behind her, informing her that her banishment to Earth has been revoked and they sent the Emissary, Dr. Eirin Yagokoro, to retrieve her. Kaguya did not want to return to her original home, the Lunar Capital, nor want to take her place as their Royalty, especially since it requires her to eventually get married and become a Queen. Yagokoro heard and listened to her princess's plea and allowed her to stay on Earth. Kaguya thanked her as the Emissary ascended back to the moon to inform them that their princess will not return. Later, Eirin came back to Earth to speak to Kaguya. "I had made more of my elixir, and drank from it," she told her. "I was therefore banished here for my sin. I wish to spend my time with you, my princess." To this unexpected turn of events, Kaguya cried and accepted Eirin's request. After Kaguya had run away, the suitor, Fujiwara, still kneeled, heartbroken. As he walked home to admit his failure, he thought, "What could I have done wrong?" A few years later, he found a woman who loved him, and Fujiwara accepted her. They got married, and then had a child. They had a daughter who they named "Mokou". Mokou's family was warm, caring, and loving. But one day, foreign people came to her town, burning, kidnapping, and murdering many right before her eyes. Her father was killed and her mother kidnapped. As she grew up, she lived her life solitarily, refusing to love anyone for fear of being hurt somehow. At one point, she went for a walk through the Bamboo Forest and came across the same group of people as her father did who were from the moon, searching for a place to rid themselves of the Hourai Elixir. Mokou approached them carefully, silently studying them. One of the moon people handed her a bottle that held the remains of a mysterious liquid. As she grabbed it, she inspected it carefully. Rotating it in her hands, the one who gave it to her gave a motion that Mokou read as, "Go on, it's yours now." She slowly drank the mysterious liquid from the bottle, feeling strange as she did so. It was sweet, but had a somewhat pleasant, tart, chemically aftertaste. It tasted like nothing she'd ever had before. A few years later, she noticed she hadn't grown a bit and nothing from her appearance had changed in the least. This concerned her mildly, but she didn't care all that much. Eventually, she heard stories come from those who'd been living in the village for a long time. Mainly, the story she heard the most was that of the "Tale of Princess Kaguya". She heard many versions of it, then found out that the main suitor spoken about in the story was her own father. Realizing this, Mokou was furious. "How could she turn him down!?" she shouted to herself, "How could she deny my father, of all people, of love!? Love that he deserved!" That day, she devoted her life to tracking down Kaguya and finding her, if she were still alive. A couple hundred years later, Kaguya and Eirin find out about a place called "Gensokyou" and decide to settle down there. Mokou, who had nearly found Kaguya by that time, had reason to believe that the Moon Princess was hiding in a new, mysterious place called "Gensokyou". Hardly any humans knew about it, and those who did were on the border of life and death - just about to die.

[@AkemiSakuya495]

Based solely on what she heard from the nearly dead and dying, Mokou set out to find Gensokyou and Kaguya. As she entered the area that's encapsulated away from the rest of the world, Gensokyou, she'd encountered a shrine maiden, the Hakurei Miko, Reimu. Reimu didn't care very much at all about the situation, just made sure of Mokou's reasons for coming and made it very clear that if Mokou were to enter, she could not leave, briefly mentioning something about a "Gap Hag". Mokou ignored the last comment and confirmed that she'd be staying and accepted that she wouldn't be able to leave for the rest of her life. The Hakurei Miko then begrudgingly allowed her in, slightly hesitating beforehand to mutter something along the lines of, "I really hope this is the last one, this is the third person and the second time today. I just want to get back to my nap...." Mokou took slight interest in Reimu's final remark and continued under the veil that shields Gensokyou in plain sight from the rest of existence.

[@AkemiSakuya495]

In other words, Kaguya's and Mokou's fates are intertwined with eachothers'. Mokou wants revenge on Kaguya for something she did to Mokou's father, and it basically gives Kaguya something entertaining to do because they're both millennia old and have hardly anything to do with their eternal lives anymore.

[@CarbonCipher]

wait.. why Reimu use Hax sign?

[@RandomCommenter707]

H4x Sign "Burn Everything"

[@Real_Stardust]

Sukuyas cement paver FTW!

[@CrystalizedSun1998x]

ROAD ROLLAR!!!

[@christopherpresnell1464]

hello again reimu have good day?

[@emeraldarwyn5367]

Mokou vs kaguya reminds me of shizuo vs izaya.

[@Bravidunno]

+Astrid the Otaku Junko vs Chang'e

[@emeraldarwyn5367]

Bravigaufre*gasp*

[@Bravidunno]

Astrid the Otaku Except Chang'e doesn't give a fuck. Honestly, I find Junko's grudge good.

[@hleghe810]

3:40 it was fine earlier though...

[@Alphacore123]

Hahah boy those sure get along huh?

[@DIO_The_world]

WRYYYYY

[@YuraYuraa]

On a tennis court... Using spatulas... To hit a soccer ball.. Over a volleyball net. ...... Wth?

[@bunnyrabi]

lol SAVE THE SCIENCE!!!

[@splattim3180]

mm myes 10 years ago

[@McArcher07]

Reimu Sephirot vs Advent Cirno!!

[@hyper5157]

0:30 DIO would be proud

[@yunal74]

wich version of one winged angel

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

Mickaël ROCHER advent children aka ff7's animated cgi MOVIE not game *mind u*

[@udon6092]

I thought that too.