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[@ianmaluk1]

The scary thing is though, Kaif is the prefect blend between a great detective Sherlock Holmes and a Juan Pujol García double agent.

[@Lloyd_Montecillo]

Beware the genius who acts like a fool rather than the fool who acts like a genius, for the words that come out of his mouth often bear the weight of truth but muddles it with smears of lies. As to which is purer, only the wisest can accrue its worth.

[@BEEGestOfThemAll]

@@Lloyd_Montecillo say that again but not in criptic bullshit

[@laziwastaken]

@@BEEGestOfThemAll to sum it up Beware the smart guy who acts like a dumbass rather than a dumbass who acts like a smart guy, as what they say is mostly true, but has a bit of lies in between. As to who is better, only the smartest can decide

[@theplaylistcollector2910]

lazy popsicle thanks

[@Cosmic_cosmention]

Smart man and nice references

[@emilioshahaj]

Lol i like how you convinced stan that killing him was a logical action lmaooo

[@ninjapilot1062]

"Stan you know how when you make judgement calls you sometimes get them right?" "yeah yeah yeah yeah." "I sometimes get them wrong." *FORESHADOWING*

[@AgentVamp]

foreshadowing*

[@skipping88]

@@yeetman6655 okay*

[@JustAJosuke]

@@yeetman6655 anyone else smell a giant salt mound or only me?

[@JustAJosuke]

@@yeetman6655 found the failed comedian who needs to laugh at his own jokes

[@JustAJosuke]

@@yeetman6655 go back to circlejerking on 4chan where noone here has to listen to your stupid ass.

[@mrmeeseeks5637]

What if you were in the hospital and Stan comes into your room with a knife and locks the door behind him and you hear him say " *JUDGEMENT CALL* "

[@scp049hasbreachedcontianme9]

Yeet the heart monitor at him and shout "Judgement on your judgement call!"

[@aundersave]

Pulls a knife on him “No U.”

[@SmilesEdgeworth]

Do nothing, he'd probably trip and fall on the knife without intervention.

[@simplyyshelly4103]

say to him when in doubt VOTE STAN out

[@keitharmandlianto7767]

The same energy as Vibe Check LMAO

[@janreiafrica]

2:27 "You know how in judgement calls, that you sometimes get them right. I sometimes get them wrong" I hate that this make sense as much as it did

[@DecisionsAreQuestionable]

It do be right

[@luigimario1237]

The worst enemy of Stan is Stan himself with his judgement calls

[@ananderdenebaatar9211]

He is everyone's worst enemy.

[@holystone2690]

Kaif, I would like to thank you for the subtitles you put in your videos, they are very fun but for me they are very important, English is not my native language, so I have difficulty understanding normally, however your subtitles provide that I do not miss almost nothing, since reading and listening I can absorb much better. This format is very fun and intuitive, thank you and keep making amazing videos like this.

[@Kaiff]

It's no problem man, even with English as my first language, I turn subtitles on when I watch films It somehow makes it easier to take it in :)

[@ibeen7881]

@@Kaiff With your subtitles i learned English better than my first nine school classes. Thank you. ©Russian subscriber.

[@TheLeaderofChannelgrid]

@@Kaiff if i was playing with you i would definitely want my font color to be sky blue

[@TheLeaderofChannelgrid]

@@Kaiff so if i ever join you can I decide which font family I can add as thy text because there is this really cool font I have on my phone it is called "HUThegame" but here are the cons: im 12 and my voice sounds a little crap but the pros are: I have a mustache and a light beard The font you can look it up on thy internet.

[@paulsd9255]

@@Kaiff thought I was the only one who preferred subtitles, thanks for these subtitled highlights man!

[@Brofisticus]

Its so strange... I didn't know there could be three aliens in a match but Stan proves that wrong.

[@stancat123]

So we started blastin

[@G3no0]

stancat123 4:56 NAAAANNNNNIIIIII!

[@TheLeaderofChannelgrid]

Yeah :)

[@TheLeaderofChannelgrid]

AND THEN WE STARTED BLASTIN

[@mcpaskajatka7249]

Anyway we started blastin

[@MordhauReferee]

So We starting blasting Cause We are god by blasting.

[@chickenreaper512]

8:35 Daz:"I can't decide if Kaif needs an Oscar or Glen needs a slap" Daz predicted 2022 Oscar

[@DeTwitterfyYoutube]

Kaif: The only person I know of who can do everything right, and still lose because the people around him don't understand his big brain plays. I love this clan.

[@theultione9133]

Actually, as an experienced EOB gamer Kaif's strategy on this game isn't very good. However, his combat skills are pretty good.

[@BillyBob-xx5jr]

@@theultione9133 May I ask, what is Kaif doing wrong? He usually manages to figure out the alien relatively quickly.

[@theultione9133]

@@BillyBob-xx5jr well 1st he rdms. Very bad idea. Killing Stan like this in a solo queue will get you killed 2nd how doesn't he/his teammates notice that everyone pings and there's someone in the middle? Also, they stay very close allowing easy leeches.

[@theplaylistcollector2910]

The Ulti One but When in doubt vote Stan out

[@SRDaz]

Get this man an Oscar.... >_>

[@justaguybeingadude1552]

I nominate kaif for a Oscar

[@privateannoying1928]

No

[@privateannoying1928]

Do both

[@TheLeaderofChannelgrid]

@@spectracial361 👋

[@dmitriyt.5847]

lord headass yes do so

[@thebluesuit8239]

10:25 Kaif: “Oh look. Daz is back.” Daz: *B O N K*

[@mortarion9813]

Last time I was this early, Nurgle hadn't infiltrated the ship yet.

[@Sir_Bucket]

Bro I don't think this is the right univers

[@TheArthasmenethril]

Not yet. *readies bolter*

[@frankie1261]

Oof

[@notacat9772]

@@TheArthasmenethril *Heretic Burning Intensifies*

[@wraith4201]

Stan: "I think it works like this" Kaif: "That is literally what I just said"

[@potsy5263]

Stan: "You guys make my blood boil" You do the same my man.

[@chromosaur2560]

2:00 Kaif: Fine.....I'll do it myself.

[@mariomartinez-ug2rk]

Cali: Im gonna stabby stab somebody Best quote of 2020

[@matthewd7142]

6:00 Stans new hit single I'm blasting

[@13thKingMu]

I feel bad for Stan even though it relly funny to watch Stan dies

[@queenchaosyet]

“I can’t decide if Kaif needs an Oscar, or whether Glen needs a slap” XD

[@notacat3979]

There always a moment of sadness when you can hear the outro in the background beacause it like 2 weeks for kaif to upload

[@notacat3979]

I know but finding the funny parts can take hours

[@notacat3979]

Gotta watch the whole thing to find it

[@AcTive_AK]

@@notacat3979 So you *don't* watch the whole thing while laughing?

[@notacat3979]

There are dry bits in some of them

[@Doggo2497]

Can someone make a compilation of all the times that Kaif killed Stan.

[@wilmagregg3131]

it would be 19 hours long

[@jeremy_michell]

@@wilmagregg3131 not 24?

[@wilmagregg3131]

@@jeremy_michell if they included stans last words each time as well sure now that would be inresting STANS LAST WORDS THE COMPLIATION

[@jeremy_michell]

@@wilmagregg3131 yeah that would be funny

[@breadcat2990]

Guess Stan will just never underSTANd.

[@GreatLordLunchBox]

Oh god no, also goes by name Dr.bright

[@debixent995]

@@GreatLordLunchBox No, Chainsaw Launchers aren't allowed.

[@thegrimbrothers4787]

I can't Stand that pun

[@duckmunch8307]

seen the vid like 5 secs after it was posted. what timing

[@mikahoolwerff3563]

saame,

[@snol]

Smh just hit the bell

[@imnotsorry8715]

THE GOD HAS GIVEN US ENTERTANINMENT AGAIN!

[@Evohuh]

"I wasnt gonna kill him" as he chases stan for probably 2 minutes

[@Ethan-gw6mi]

The defeat in Stans voice as he knows no one will ever be on his side is depressing. I’m sorry Stan :(

[@shazimanbaftiri5405]

4:56 is when Kaif grows in power

[@VinRocks]

*Kaif's sexual charisma is greater than that of anyone else's on Earth. This allows him to get away with everything.*

[@teostancu364]

In this video kaif is the puppet master, he is good at pulling the strings

[@bundleoffuck2986]

Tbh, I’d listen to Kaif if he asked me to do something, without any question. He’s just so charismatic.

[@nugget3422]

Ooo a little animation for the outro, nice 👌

[@danielokit1619]

Kaif play among us the map has switch around like a mirror only for April fools only ( like for they can see this )

[@theplaylistcollector2910]

Among us two was announced when you load in the game

[@jetcastge641]

4:30 literally what Sparkie said last video about people blindly trusting Kaif

[@RinoTheFox]

Its been 3 years and its still funny to hear stan say 3:05 "oh sugar" in a slow tone

[@thedarkwolf8147]

Dang people are fast

[@galaxianinsomniac9953]

Deflect defective Kaif, or you're getting detective knifed.

[@BigBoaby]

Glen gets fucked over in every game he plays. Its like he has a massive target on his back that no one can ignore. Gets killed when he is innocent, gets killed whens the enemy the boy can catch a break lol

[@shotguntrinity2290]

Now that's you in among us

[@PiniutLEGIT]

I love the animated outro. I don't know if it was in other recent videos but it's cool.

[@pingspoof_bot4813]

"Cor, you guys make my blood boil" literally the cutest thing stan has ever said, i love it

[@Peanut_Butter_Jelly_Time]

Whenever some is attacking as an alien they’re quiet.

[@alexharris6808]

8:29 "I can't decide whether Kaifs needs an Oscar or whether Glen needs a slap." Best quote

[@birdy123]

Shouldve called it "kill kaif or else perish"

[@HelloHi0123]

I swear Daz and Kaif are just the dream alien and crew duo in this game.

[@cartoskysin135]

"O I run in2 an ehhhhhhhhhhgg"

[@flooffster]

the worst thing is that Kaif wasn't in the room when the alien passed Glen... so the only way Kaif could've known that Glen was an alien, is if Kaif was the alien that passed him hahahaha :D

[@OnyxSWTM]

Once again, a Kaif video to help me through the day

[@G3no0]

when Stan does a judgment call and his judgment Call was correct Kaif: 4:56

[@Daniel-zt9qe]

2:00 the wrench hits sync with the music

[@chromosaur2560]

Lesson of the story: Never let Stan make the judgement call

[@sensitive0198]

Kaif makes me laugh on every godemm video, keep up the amazing work m8

[@monsterdrinkbest2997]

Love you kaif. The vids are great my dude

[@doctordoctor1200]

Kaifs channel deserves more subs

[@allbravado4199]

I want to set kaif yelling "YES" as my notification

[@von3987]

We all need to start BLASTIN like Stan and nobody will be able to stop us

[@Xara]

6:20 BLASTIN

[@arbikiuszelemelek3347]

That Point blank Stan "Blastin" Was so fucking good 5:55

[@chitolapinid6633]

I love that the words Slap and Oscar, are on one video from 2 years ago.

[@duythuchoang5095]

People: Enemy on board Me, an intellectual: Among Us Mobilen't

[@BlackKaiserDrake]

“I bet he’s a Master Yi main” lmao

[@gabrielbelmont1496]

The only things that get Kaif killed are either Stan's sheer stupidity or spite

[@SirMemesalotThe3rd]

A normal video on April 1st?

[@averageperson5118]

ah yes we love Stan and is judgement calls

[@Raghetiel]

"Stab Stan" sounds so...natural

[@LuigiToan]

PLEASE tell me Stan was just April fooling us on being an idiot

[@dustinregister3490]

Kaif:it’s daz Everyone else:ya it’s daz kill him Kaif:😏like clockwork

[@AoRArchAngel]

Stan's judgement calls, are the best kind of calls.

[@princesunriseyt4548]

GIVE KAIF A OSCAR!!!AND A ACTING AND SARCASM AWARD!I should make Him a Spy in my Intelligence Agnecy

[@Neon-zq5of]

Stan incompetence really shines in this fucking game

[@bychna2874]

12:45 SeX HAHAHhahahahHahHaha funny

[@greatersoul5279]

Just have to say. The end card looked really good. Nice job man!

[@autisticgameandwatch3839]

Kaif in this game is like me in social games out calls early on tend to be right

[@AFlurryYT]

I like the animation you did for the end screen

[@huuminbloodborn7570]

Does anyone know what the ending song is, For the past like month i've been wondering.

[@KnightDelta69]

Re-watching videos is still just as entertaining as the first time damn

[@hanzajiez4964]

6:05 blasting

[@annihilationsquadron8585]

What's your outro song seriously I really like it!!

[@nutelasaur9453]

"I can't decide if Kaif needs an Oscar or whether Glen needs a slap." Daz summed up the entirety of SR when they play deceit games, just swap out Glen for anyone who gets duped.

[@dusman7480]

It feels like Stan is always the bad guy even though he's not an alien and also you can actually see when he's lying

[@tomboudet9499]

I truly love when Stan been him 😂

[@math3000]

Kaif is the epitome of SPEECH 100

[@boshikagebira4753]

Kaif didn’t even need the cyborg core to kick somebody’s ass

[@B0TFrosty]

I think the worst about Kaif is that whenever he is either good or bad, either he has very convincing arguments or he is very good at deflecting blame, so you are basically rolling the dice if you trust him or not

[@GruigiTheFirst5008]

0:50 kaiffuu devito

[@AssassinIronMan]

4:30 WOW STAN’S VOICE COMPLETELY CHANGED WOW

[@saintofall3653]

Its worth noticing that Kaif has become the premier KZbinr for betrayal games. DOn't know if that speaks well for him as a person though lol.

[@Kaiff]

I love betrayal games because it's fun to act differently to how I normally am I'm not a sociopath.. I swears it! ;)

[@stupidfroglmao]

Kaif is the most Trusted man, But he tends to use the Trust to betray his friends

[@commanderduck7840]

the johnny depp reference :skull:

[@MrLachyG]

The thing I don’t get right is around 3:50 Kaif runs past Glen as an alien before killing someone. He says that the alien ran past Glen but how could he have seen it if his character wasn’t there… doesn’t anyone realise that? Or am I missing something?

[@rubikscubegaming2412]

Glen is not capable of having thought the entire point that daz was sus was because he said he shot the turned alien and was innocent for it but when kaif puffed between daz and him glen should’ve known it was kaif yet still killed daz for it even tho if he was innocent in every regard since he shot the alien that he was being accused of.

[@erlangga213]

I want that "nani" sound for my ringtone

[@Skullpubby]

All I've learned is that kaif is such a great manipulater and a great detective.

[@canyesilbas5664]

I like how whenever they trust Kaif he wins but whenever they dont they lose.

[@sr-jh1np]

"They can't kill me im blastin'." Stan 2020

[@TheFuri0uswc]

That wasn't a threat that was a promise.

[@Dr_Mafia]

Stan - Oh jesus christ Stan also - dead

[@miguelmialichi6367]

The reverse psychology glen tried to use on ya

[@masoncarothers5003]

Kaif’s powers of persuasion are scary lol

[@TheLonelyWrench]

Kaif we need more scp

[@sensitive0198]

I just saw it a 2ed time, and I noticed that at 09:17 kaif says :"people need to start listening to me" and in another clip he literally goes on blaming Daz for being an infestor and people going blindly after it, kaif wins in both of those games for some reason lol