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[@philipgunter3717]

Stop pinning people if they ask you to stop Kaif it’s very repetitive

[@tjkillercroc8495]

Haha the ole switcheroo

[@janterri3539]

Get destroyed

[@etxeberria2785]

How ironic

[@etxeberria2785]

You became the very thing you swore to destroy

[@philipgunter3717]

Damn it Kaif

[@adriansimonsen6533]

If there is a SCP movie, I want Kaif to either be a D-Boi, or Dr. Bright

[@whiteface513abandonedchann8]

Holy shit Kaif would be fucking perfect for Jack

[@almostanygame1287]

Nah nah nah, Dr. Kain. Because Kaif is a fucking dog sometimes lmao

[@heptaoxepane]

Ye he is😂 (but he should be Dr.Bright cuz of what he acts like in the facility)

[@captaindonkeyballs]

But wait. If he’s Bright.... He could be both 😐

[@heptaoxepane]

Yes he can😮😆😉

[@darktigersharkmax4432]

Stan is abused so much he accepts it sometimes and doesn't struggle lmao

[@theorangeoof926]

Dark Tiger Shark Max If he didn’t he would’ve gone insane a long time ago

[@cow-stealin-gal]

It'a safe to say, Ebbz was either drunk or high.

[@yes-io3vt]

Why not both?

[@Howielord]

Maybe she was feeling the sexy time and wasn't getting any feedback from kaif

[@RoboBongoCuckooCop]

@@Howielord thanks

[@tlkfanrwbyfan8716]

I’d do the EXACT same thing just to laugh my ass off

[@Howielord]

@@RoboBongoCuckooCop your welcome

[@davidjones4364]

Is it bad kaif that I enjoyed ebbes announcement more than I should have

[@limbothebiggay1709]

Who didnt 😂

[@melonlord5476]

Yes

[@generalfranky1905]

*DAUBENYYY!!!*

[@IHaino]

Had to rewatch it

[@jacobhu4431]

I caught the weeaboo flu.

[@rebelord3547]

0:29 Supervisor: Dr. Bright Aww shit here we go again

[@henrysmith2089]

Its Bright what did you expect?

[@matthewknight388]

Surprised that this isn't mentioned more. It almost surprises me the little details like that.

[@Meniscus6]

Thanks for the short cut

[@denpowerdrill8921]

What a dead meme

[@kingdice3129]

Bright no, No Don't do it.

[@doctorfrostvlogs7527]

"I have a photographic memory but its just filled with hentai" ~Kaif 2019

[@lethe4893]

A man of culture I see...

[@scpnight2.039]

I reply to myself 😊

[@crimson5689]

@@scpnight2.039 Get in the elevator

[@timmyg8888]

@@crimson5689 no u

[@KellenMelon05]

Join the chain guys. I'll start it first. *Shadow Wealm*

[@indisciipline]

*Shadow Wealm*

[@magnumsz]

*shadow wealm*

[@ioanrogers7783]

Shadow Wealm

[@katomcdonald7580]

Shadow Wealm

[@bmobmo6438]

*Shadow Wealm*

[@stancat123]

Why must you out my addiction ;-;

[@medictf2.381]

Poor stan.

[@mney14-melancolicotodoslos32]

You shouldn’t be ashamed from that

[@gerardogalvan7635]

... Big Anime Tiddies?

[@medictf2.381]

*STAN ANSWER MEEEEEEEEEH!*

[@slaterwhite1292]

Heyo

[@aneaglearcher7315]

“If an SCP is coming, panic.” Cue Kaif remaining completely calm, and trying his tactics of hiding behind door corners and kiting around them. And for once, it failed.

[@squatgopnik1749]

Cheeki breeki Just squat in front of the scps and you won’t be killed They will even join you! Stay cheeki breeki!

[@stephensanims3086]

Thank you for the information comrade.

[@danieledeodato8874]

Boris will be very proud of you

[@تيا-ت7ذ]

instagram.com/p/B0fGA4lHahd/?igshid=1dg4gj0cml5zg

[@adrianray7268]

Thank you comrade for the information take some vodka

[@landsbergnascimento3008]

SUKA BLYAT

[@mannofdober873]

*Gets surrounded by Peanuts.* I'll try spinning that's a good trick!

[@eternalgreed5953]

2:11 obviously targets him "sh*t I killed Pepsi. I'm sorry" *evil laughing* Ladys and Gentelmens Kaif the Dboy.

[@ElPastalero]

12:32 You were killed by Kaif, as spectator. Seems legit.

[@frut_jooos]

That only happens when u kill yourself, or if someone kills u and dies with u most probs via grenade

[@lichtheimer]

1:05 That was the most important announcement I've ever heard. Dr. Bright would be proud of he wasn't attempting to scale Everest using only his pinkies.

[@greenorange1714]

I want more vids where Ebbz acts like a degenerate

[@landsbergnascimento3008]

Theres no fbi here Yet

[@puro7706]

uwu

[@awolfyman9050]

OwO

[@cycosist5156]

WTF you just do?

[@AsianIdiots323]

But... Ebbz is legal

[@potsy5263]

1:42 Ebbz had the same reaction as well, which is funny to me. Yelling "No" as she hid beneath the stairs from the dog before the dog turned around and killed her.

[@projecteer9439]

0:28 Now that I know Dr. Bright been supervising these videos, it explains so much.

[@scoldexperiment1554]

It's all clear now...

[@denpowerdrill8921]

Dead meme

[@macdoworkerventi3986]

@@denpowerdrill8921 Who said this is a meme its a fact

[@ValentineValteri]

I literally just binge watched all the other SCP videos. What is this sorcery.

[@UwU-ki7pc]

What thw fuck is that avatar?...

[@leoortiiiz]

@@UwU-ki7pc i say the same to you, dogenerate

[@UwU-ki7pc]

@_River I don’t know what to put for a Last Name_ i...I know its just.....what the fuck?

[@ValentineValteri]

@@UwU-ki7pc Oh it's simple. Cheshire Cat's Welcome to Wonderland. Or something along those lines.

[@UwU-ki7pc]

@@ValentineValteri okay i just read the comic and im fucking disgusted

[@undeadash5890]

Psychologist: “why are you here” Me:”well it all started with the thumbnail” Psychologist: [confused screaming] Me: “it breaks the straightest of men”

[@Flames-ng5wz]

4:10 killing in the name of banananana. Absolutely incredible

[@chandlersun3877]

Oh my god Ebbz’s announcement.....

[@GavinMelonGaming]

Rawr Xd nuzzles Pounces on You UwU You so warm Could not help but notice your buldge from across the floor

[@sharkedog6007]

@@GavinMelonGaming thats a very noticeable bulge

[@path4522]

Baby Shark doo doo doo doo Baby Shark *PLEASE DON’T-*

[@sharkedog6007]

E

[@stoporelse2979]

SUCK ON DIS BIITTCCHHH

[@noblebork3723]

SCP-49-2 2: Return of the *SHADOW WEALM*

[@Scp--ru9bk]

SHADOW WEALM

[@Branded_Jester]

You are probably my favorite content creator, hands down. Thanks for the great fun and laughs.

[@stinkybanana4400]

“Is it bad that ebbz part the intercom part uwu stuff is arousing” -a very weird viewer

[@riccracc9882]

uhhhhhhhhhhh

[@theorangeoof926]

I wouldn’t blame that user.

[@awolfyman9050]

No, it is arousing

[@riccracc9882]

Defiantly arousing

[@awolfyman9050]

@@riccracc9882 *Definitely

[@dranreb9176]

7:25 I love the fact that SCP-173 just watch the army that was chasing you. :D

[@RoboBongoCuckooCop]

I love how the only time you cheat Kaif it usually results in Stan’s death

[@zoroarkthepirate9536]

Stan: Daz spell colour Stan: Josh spell camel Josh: c-a-m-e-l Stan: ubi, spell onomatopoeia

[@zacharydavies5381]

Josh: pew pew

[@infernotheprotogen5736]

Kaif: Staniel, I’m taking over as father. I’m about to die, I love you son Also Kaif: *proceeds to shoot and kill Stan* Kaif again: I got Stan though, I got Stan

[@xavierhorn9825]

The subtle 80's music in the background of these clips adds so much that I can't describe

[@BeardalicousJenkins]

2:20 love that cataclysm reference

[@Kaiff]

The amount of game/anime references I slip in I'm glad to see they get noticed sometimes :D

[@SCP-up4ot]

Supervisor: Dr Bright .... You know shit's bout to go down

[@dgrunklesamiii4615]

"SCP-106 Recontainment Procedure Override" Josh: "This can't stop me because I can't read!"

[@imlivinginyourceiling]

7:35 **Dies in Tesla** *sNaPpEd NeCk At ThE bAsE oF tHe SkUlL*

[@britishsoldier1186]

How did you notice that?

[@imlivinginyourceiling]

American soldier I have the ability Keen Eye.

[@dannyawesome8759]

That moment when kaif kamikazed with the grenade in the elevator and whoever played scp 173 be like wtf and then see kaif's corpse.

[@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059]

*_After Ebbz sang the weird X3 song or shit her lil' giggle at the end terrified me_*

[@acidchild8333]

"For official use only." Kaif in Mr.Krabs's voice: For money.

[@globalorbit8876]

At 3:13 good use of that ability Kaif

[@kurusakiichigo5532]

13:02 how it feels like when somebody just come barge into your room.

[@FoolishNobody]

0:29 Supervisor: Dr.Bright *This will not go well*

[@skullspartan16]

Kaif is responsible for more team deaths than anyone else

[@Wintercomet100]

I lost it the instant kaif started singing baby shark then saw the plague doctor and just went 'please don't.'

[@yvius3265]

That was the moment he realized he will not survive this encounter

[@artificialice8253]

13:02 Local D-boy loses his sanity when cornered by three SCP-173

[@thunderstripe]

2:18 "Break yourself upon my body, bitch." played a bit much of Cataclysm eh, Kaif? "Break yourselves upon my body. Feel the strength of the Earth!" - Ozruk, The Stonecore

[@lorenzplayz795]

"Stan" the man who gets tortured a lot by a man named Kaif for no reason

[@zoroarkthepirate9536]

I'm never gonna get tired of how at random times 049 tilts his head

[@firefox6271]

Kaif how much does Ebbz’s do that sentence just to make you do something 🤣🤣🤣 0:46

[@vampfell4987]

Awful furry rap

[@sebastianazarak-johnson9756]

frick she's a furry

[@retardedstudios4375]

Ebbz what the fuck!

[@Scp--ru9bk]

BEGONE FURRY O_O

[@plasmatheprotogen5958]

A fellow furry but the only thing different is I'm disgusted as well

[@Paragon13]

I can imagine Kaif becoming one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse along with doctors Bright, Clef and Kondraki.

[@Paragon13]

“I have a... I have a photographic memory but it’s just filled with hentai”. Me- I mean, Kaif-2019

[@ifoundbeans6970]

Ebbz: Rawr- Me: Oh no...

[@kaiser9598]

GAGAHHA

[@gabrielaguarisco8608]

OK, this made my day ☺ Thank you Kaif. Love your videos, specially when it's SCP. Your videos even made me obsessed with the SCP's, he he...Great job !!!

[@slaterwhite1292]

SHADOW WEALM

[@thenatetastic4742]

Life: 100 years When Kaif Uploads: 101 years

[@davidtillman5784]

That thumbnail is cursed

[@mney14-melancolicotodoslos32]

Blessed*

[@rubencantu710]

@@mney14-melancolicotodoslos32 *Blursed

[@cjhomik7410]

@@rubencantu710 cured*

[@LevlQil]

@@cjhomik7410 blurred*

[@war-mou3264]

Is pestilence

[@Obsidian72]

Lily singin the crab rave had me crakin for days

[@thechazzler8934]

1:28 a classical show of fnaf 1 phone calls played by Stan

[@heyitsjustaz]

To be fair if there was an SCP training video actually supervised by Dr. Bright I suspect it would look exactly like this

[@zcubeDbz]

"Spin to win! Till you die! Till the blood comes out your eyes!"

[@DarthSidian]

I was about to comment something witty on the video or how good it was, but congrats on almost being at 400k!

[@lakendrajoyner232]

Ebbz:(signing the rawe song) Me:searching what it is Me:See's it click (end through my phone on the ground) thx ebbz thx

[@Llethander]

Omg, Ebbz on that announcement at the beginning. I died. xD

[@Zraeicro]

3:13 so that's how my math score wasn't good

[@Ollieblitzberg9841]

0:47 Literal psychological warfare

[@zed1877]

There was this one game where I told the other d-bois "I can find 914, I'm prophetic" and they all laughed at me. So after like a minute of fluffing about, I convinced them. I proceeded to BS with two lefts turns, a right, another left, two more right, then a few straight ons, and we were at 914. I have never BSed harder, and I don't think I'll ever be as proud of my BS skills again.. But kaif, you come close.

[@majin_isaiah3389]

Stan "Kaif I'm so happy you are alive" Kaif hides Dog/ SCP 939 kills Kaif

[@magnumsz]

I watched this from beyond the void, from beyond the shadow wealm

[@RoboBongoCuckooCop]

Yay another SCP video from Kaif!!! Great start to the day

[@knightdog7868]

Spin to win Till you die Till peanut end your liiife Spin to win Take it all Just keep spinning till you faaal Day by day spinning all the way I’m not caving in Let another spin begin Spin to win!

[@memesarereal2206]

Why did this brighten up my day

[@knightdog7868]

Memes Are Real because that’s what I aim to do

[@marshal7671]

Me: kaif could help his friends and help them have a good time Kaif: hell nah to the nah nah naaaah hell to the nah

[@MikeNoob101]

It was a mistake to give the Intercom in SL

[@RoninPunk2]

Starts to panic "Spin to win, til you die" XD

[@Just_Dr0vvs]

0:45 My laptop initiated self-destruct right after that. XD

[@Darkoriax17]

3:14 ...But Kaif. That's what a photographic memory is for! It's so even if it's not in front of you, YOU CAN STILL HAVE THE HENTAI.

[@Darkoriax17]

I'M NOT SORRY.

[@finian2]

'Supervisor: Dr. Bright' *What have you done???*

[@obliviochamp5986]

Added another thing to the list of things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do

[@actuallycae]

When kaif uploads an scp video This does put a smile on my face

[@thelonenade]

13:11 should've said beyblade beyblade let it rip smh

[@captainrona1724]

The thumbnail unleashed an emotion that can only be described as shudder

[@electriclemon4835]

2:33 When someone in Area 51 finds the keys to the guns room

[@detria8490]

Congratz on 400k

[@concernedstevey5001]

“Um” - Stan 2019

[@simmeringpot]

That baby shark one I appreciated a lot more than ebbz's announcement

[@yvius3265]

It was just perfect how he got interrupted while knowing he would die

[@simmeringpot]

@@yvius3265 yeah it was inevitable

[@gab_sgc_5512]

I have a photographic memory but it's just filled with hentai -kaif 2019

[@jacobhu4431]

Stan is too pure for this world.

[@theathen6260]

my favorite intercom joke was from stan he says" i was told to tell a joke so here goes... my life"

[@travisshaffer6623]

Stop no please don't do it! No not there what are you doing? "Is what this all sounded like to me... XD

[@ignorethischannelitdoesntexist]

"I have a photographic memory but it's filled with hentai" Pathetic.

[@yvius3265]

"Baby Shark Doo doo doo doo doo Baby Shark please don't" *dies* that was hilarious 😂

[@Emilio-lz5ux]

See Ebbz doing it had gave me a strange attraction towards her. Also her giggle was adorable

[@thewatcher6478]

0:41 i hear “relay sensual information.” I think ebbz abided by the rules and regulations.

[@whatdadogdoin1540]

I killed myself when I was Larry also. I know how it feels.

[@YanThaGamer]

I want kaif and teo to make a collab video. It would be perfect.

[@waluiginumberone2184]

Me after what ebbz said: AM I DEAD YET

[@mariorizo1252]

Comedy gold as always Kaif.

[@bruhmoment2292]

Play Minecraft with your 3-4 friends

[@ninjaroad6]

Finally some scp and it’s on my birthday this should be one exciting day. (Maybe because I just go eat out for most birthdays)

[@GreenDragon1324]

Happy B-Day person on youtube

[@mirr0rnar3]

*SHADOW WEALM*

[@ReusableRocket]

“i have a photographic memory but it’s filled with nothing but hentai” is the Kaif-est phrase of all time

[@andrew2758]

Dear blind people :::..:::. ::.:: :..:: . ::.:..

[@KatuKenopsia]

Thx

[@onyxserenitatem7636]

12am: * Literally exists * Sleep: * Also Literally Exists * Kaif: * Uploads * Me: “Well its time”

[@bolano4446]

The spin it to win it killed me hahahaha

[@Cru128]

The scariest part of everything here was the fact this was written by ours truly, DR BRIGHT.