When Everyone Else is a Sacrifice | SCP: Secret Laboratory

[@uhohLungJuice]

Kaif, don't pin anybody ever if they ask for it. Content crow demands it.

[@Kaiff]

Anything for the content crow

[@CanesCanoes]

For the Content Crow

[@JohnnyFerno]

Who is this Content Crow? Sounds like an eldritch KZbin God of some kind.

[@Storm-gj3bi]

@@JohnnyFerno that's because they are

[@tankunt87]

The irony of this situation.

[@Tman_Hall]

4:37 in case anyone is wondering why Ebbz came in and hit him, when Ebbz said "I love you", Kaif said "thanks" which roughly translates to "I'm not going to say 'I love you too'".

[@bakerboy2074]

Are Ebbz and Kaif is brother and sister or a couple ?

[@andreakosick4273]

@@bakerboy2074 couple m8

[@bakerboy2074]

@@andreakosick4273 nice :))

[@bakerboy2074]

@@andreakosick4273 should i ask kaif went him and ebbz will get marries ? ( on my mind it will be a best idea but on his mind you ban me like him ban all people blame him) xD

[@andreakosick4273]

Baker Boy Um? I don’t know? I don’t know him personally but I would say not to

[@bloodangelneo580]

[Domestic Abuse Intensifies] that's what got me lol

[@MrLachyG]

What did he do to her? I couldn’t tell

[@elfangor780]

@@MrLachyG She said she loved him, he just replied "thanks".

[@estopheles0544]

Btw are they roommates or siblings or what. Just out of curiosity.

[@nursejoy69]

@@estopheles0544 they dating look at his instaaaaa

[@mistertaz94]

Mate, it didn't even take that long to get me rolling. Just the very start with shy guy evasion had me going "HOW THE HELL"

[@matheusmazzocato8444]

Ebbz: "Love you, Kaif S2" Kaif: "thanks" Ebbz: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@leonardobertoni8594]

Poor kaif

[@WatcherCCG]

Yeah, she had literally no reason to attack him that time. What the hell?

[@Festivememer]

So they live together?

[@nite_fyre98]

noob_memer they are boyfriend and girlfriends and they live together

[@klone-x6466]

literally Ebbz being tsundere

[@stancat123]

RIP in pieces Colin, you were the best of us and the world knew it, I will miss you so much :(

[@connorporter7106]

Colin will always be in our hearts

[@justwantingtomakepeoplesmile]

Rest In Peace colin

[@CanesCanoes]

F for Colin

[@MrLachyG]

Colin is to Stan what Stu is to Kaif

[@yaga7557]

my phone suddenly disliked stan's every comment i should have thrown it away

[@anomaly_jackie]

“West virgin peanut” That’s what I’m calling peanut from now on

[@movingmyaccount1950]

XD

[@RandomPerson-yf4ox]

Do not call our lord that

[@milosdjalovic1416]

@@RandomPerson-yf4ox our lord is the holy uncle Larry

[@emilisusas1254]

@@milosdjalovic1416 no

[@milosdjalovic1416]

@@emilisusas1254 Ah,pardon me.

[@janreiafrica]

If you kill someone, just say that they're infected and it's 100% justified

[@sandvichman9130]

aka 049 and pestilence

[@vinokai]

Walking Dead logic....

[@DinnerForkTongue]

@@sandvichman9130 And 610.

[@RyuusanFT86]

Marshall Law be like

[@connorbeans799]

Hey! Im your 1k like! Im so happy!

[@janreiafrica]

Stan and Colin's love story is better than Twilight tbh

[@horulin]

I will get to see Stan again !

[@clibby8776]

My name is Colin ;(

[@miguelmialichi6367]

3:39

[@TheLatam767]

Clibby_MOG epik

[@Scp--ru9bk]

Anything is better than twilight. That movie/show is GARBAGE Pardon me just sayin XD

[@kgallagher-wj8qt]

0:07: Depressed scp wants a hug Kaif: *Dodge*

[@Cpt.Hodges]

*sacrifice?, I think you mean unwilling volunteers*

[@RimshotKiller]

Acceptable casualties

[@DarkLotusAlpha]

In the words of EA, they are surprise volunteers. ;)

[@andro_king]

Nice Warframe reference (even if un intentional)

[@lambsauc324]

@@DarkLotusAlpha damn u beat me👌

[@afrizaldaniswaraali8980]

Unwilling Volunteers = Slaves For knawledge

[@NarratorLad]

"I was here before no views!" Do not cite the sacred texts to me, I was there before they existed. Edit: Oh wow, I didn't think Narnia had a place here, but the force is strong within.

[@nicholasloremann4741]

*Laughs in 2015*

[@snperligr5510]

@@nicholasloremann4741 *laughs with u in 2005*

[@Nechayev_]

Laughs in don't know how to do the bold thing

[@azirul9311]

@@snperligr5510 *Laughs with you two in the prehistoric age*

[@NarratorLad]

Laughs in protagonist

[@KellenMelon05]

Nobody: Lilly: KAIFFFUHH

[@StarstruckAries]

Kaif runs and everyone dies. When confronted Kaif: a small price to pay for salvation.

[@scpfoundation05-17]

Whenever Kaif trolls stan: "Abuse of innocents intensifies" Also did he say "Virgin Peanut"?

[@Altives]

JinBinha Dois pee nuts*

[@QixTheDS]

Yes

[@aneaglearcher7315]

“Is anyone else infected?” Gangster fish from spongebob: Don't think we don't know how to weeeeed ‘em out!

[@aaz1010]

Kaif should be classified as an SCP. Can manipulate others and possesses uncanny ability of charisma and luck.

[@Aronim1980]

PLEASE Kaif! Play "Keep talking and nobody explodes " with Lil at some point! The Internet demands it!

[@xlink9777]

he did :D

[@vestingmantis14]

Kaif running either side of the door to get away from shy guy. "GET EM IN A VORTEX!!!" Thats a throwback ^^

[@jakelovelyYT]

Kaif:*sees room if d-boys while he has a p90 Also kaif:Oh no! Massive sudden heart failure!

[@havry_the_silentlurker]

You simply have to love Kaif's SCP. So much betrayal and love at the same time in combination with great editing. Good job Kaif keep up more.

[@randompersonontheinternet8787]

Literally two seconds in and shy guy screams. *oh the suffering this video emits already*

[@eba2644]

*OH YAY ANOTHER VIDEO OF PAIN AND TORTURE! MY FAVORITE! Love this channel though. I'm relatively new but I love it. Also, can someone list the entire crew too?

[@devk5645]

They’re all part of some sort of video game group called Slave Raiders, you can easily look it up.

[@-bonidltwat-6331]

EnUs123 TG on twitch look up SR or slave raiders you’ll find most of them there

[@nowanalt7804]

I’m the description you will find all of the SR streamers, there aren’t many that don’t stream exept for Gary (I think) and you can always check the discord

[@WatcherCCG]

6:12 The biggest pro gamer move I've ever seen in this game. Hot DAMN that was slick. Carrion for the Content Crows, haha!

[@jacobhu4431]

Another day at crunch flakes inc. *crunch .inc not responsible for unwanted crunching of necks*

[@ardademir9079]

Kaif's SCP: Secret Laboratory gameplays are the best SCP videos on youtube

[@fast-yi9js]

I literaly just finished bingewatching all the scp episodes youve already uploaded half an hour ago, this is great xD

[@colinchildress1251]

14:30 The unanimous agreement to gtfo was simply amazing.

[@bugandoamente251]

9:05 i dont now why but i laughed so hard in this part "Bens INFECTEEEEED!!!!"

[@Goldskull_96]

Stan losing his shit has to be one of the best things i've seen

[@whatsmylife1235]

I love the casual "Ebbz how often do you throttle him" at 0:31, your chat must be very nice

[@marajade2224]

That Clutch Opening tho.

[@JustAJosuke]

Illusion 100

[@-bonidltwat-6331]

Colder Animations more like sneak 100

[@JustAJosuke]

Restoration 100

[@qualia8047]

* sees that a new Video came out * ...( breathe in ) another Video of Betreyal and suffering i Love it.

[@notadem1652]

and yelling

[@eira6844]

and killing

[@nyppaah2877]

and domestic abuse by ebbz kek

[@bobjenny1995]

The way he survived scp 096 is.... so cool tho Dem jukes tho. Got em.

[@nathantheflamemaster5145]

I wasn’t paying full attention when I clicked on this video, but how did I know that it was Kaif as soon as I saw him abandoning/ sacrificing his companions to survive for a little longer. This is once again another great video.

[@SinnSoulstice]

That first clip was so great to see live. ALSO HI KZbin, I'M IN A VIDEO!

[@SinnSoulstice]

@Onyx the Dragon Yes, yes it is.

[@garmarhydrax9589]

*gets home from shitty day at work, see's a new Kaif video, day instantly gets better*

[@jumskaumer]

"Oh West Virgin Peanuts!" Sing Kaif in panic. no joke that made me commit not breathing.

[@Big-Grizz]

6:11 kaif: "the word of the day is acceptable casualties"

[@uruburus5203]

"are you gonna tie me up?" chat: let's lewd kaif

[@darkneszed5179]

14:30 The moment you have been waiting 2 hours for your toilet to get free. And you forget to lock the door.

[@bolt1437]

4:00 Chaos: "Ooo a penny!"

[@therealvigilante]

Those first 30 seconds were the most stressful shit I've ever seen. I've played secret laboratory and that made my heart rate go up irl.

[@apostle8832]

5:26 "west Virgin-peanut" Wow...

[@sketchie251]

My new favorite hobby is just telling people to run even when there's nothing behind me

[@alexanderlovgren4200]

Just found your channel and I haven’t had a laugh like this in so long keep it up 👍🇸🇪

[@scrawn9721]

0:24 about 7-8 dukes there my friend. You have good moves

[@grz782]

8:30 *Gold Experience Reqiuem has gone into effect*

[@kilianuwe8731]

11:13 I laughed so hard when he did that "turning into a zombie sound"

[@rifqihidayat253]

What about this video.. 50% Betrayal and 50% Slippery guy + extra 100% Content - CAW CAW

[@Boba-nd8bd]

1:36 Scared the living carp out of me

[@miguelmialichi6367]

8:50 When the teacher gives homework at first day of school

[@thearticgamer7232]

Yes kaif make more of these scp videos they’re great background noise to play games to and also they’re good to watch keep it up!

[@labrador812]

The beginning of the video. Sneak skill increased to 100.

[@nayfieBot]

Im so happy i found this channel. Keep up the amazing content

[@games-rc9td]

i can remember being chased by the dog with a D-boi (i was a nerd with the red card) and i said naturall selection and closed a door in his face fun fact i escaped

[@travisshaffer6623]

And that Dboi ate D that day! Dog boi good boi.

[@chongtryon918]

At its finest

[@ChaKeepzi]

Ending is best lmao. Just watching them all jump around made me think back when they used to do dance parties in the elevators.

[@reynoldszelaya4559]

Kaif and the MTF try to survive the zombie apocalypse.

[@nikolaspacheco7428]

I like it how kaif rewords take me home, country roads and then screams five seconds later 5:15

[@tyracktdp3459]

So from the thumbnail, I can now conclude that One Punch Man became a d-boy. Cool.

[@shapetick4096]

But that was the point

[@dgplayzit4438]

He team killed his friends when he did a fistbump

[@DoodleDanielYT]

Alternate title: The ledgend of Ç̸̲̻̥̙̙͈̪͛̈́͊̈́̋̈͠o̶̳̯͙̗͈͎̣͇̠̭̤͆̆̅̉͜l̶̦̦͚̣͐́̑̆̄̓̄̈́͛̈́̍̏̈̀i̴͖͎̣͔͇͓̓n̵̨͎̩̘̪̻͚̱̦̹̰͖͎̅́̎̐̌͜

[@garrettheap8919]

"You know what time it is." "Do I?" "D-Boy O' clock! HAHAHA" *mass murdering intensifies)

[@egrikomrade]

You are my hero Kaif, please make more of this!

[@TokyoM0ch1]

"West virgin peanut" Kaif- 2019

[@cameronwhite2061]

I loved watching these when they came out , the laughter from these videos were the best

[@plagueimagination2510]

Every time i die in this game i'm greeted by a laughing audience

[@gabbydoodle1]

I have this horrid headache and laughing during any headache makes you wanna turn around on Peanut. But Jesus... when Kaif bass boosted Stan saying, "this is a COIN!" shit fam

[@justwantingtomakepeoplesmile]

5:21 OH GOD

[@notdrbright8927]

The content that comes from you always makes me laugh...it’s the best

[@path4522]

*”GIVE ME COLIN”* Stan 2019

[@Z3R0Steam]

Kaif: *insults Ebbz* Ebbz: *Domestic Abuse* Kaif: *says thanks for her telling him she loves him* Ebbz: *Domestic Abuse*

[@Kali_io]

12:27 "Remember no Russian"

[@drxshock6957]

Kaif dodging Shy Guy is one of the most MLG things I've ever seen

[@mrlobsterguy4928]

SCP-10291 Description: SCP 10291 is a entity of whichever form, but typically takes the form of a male scientist at Site -Redacted-. SCP 10291 is typically in a passive state as long as they have SCP 10291-1, a USA styled penny named 'Colin'. When the Subject is away from SCP 10291-1, they enter stage one of emotional distress, refusing to do anything until it is given back to them. Upon entering stage two, SCP 10291 will enter a aggressive state, demanding SCP 10291-1 to be given back to them. Anyone around the subject will be forced to look at them when SCP 10291 says 'Colin' and, from retrieved data, their vision will change colour to a more demonic appearance. Upon stage three, SCP 10291 will enter an enraged state, attacking anyone nearby with surprising strength and agility, using the closest weapon, showing knowledge of how to use some form of fire-arms, primarily machine guns, pistols and rifles. The only way to calm SCP 1-291 from this state is giving it SCP 10291-1. Once returned, the subject will return to it's passive state. Special Containment Procedures: SCP 10291 is to be kept in a standard Class B Suite at Site -Redacted- with three armed guards, with a tracker placed on both SCP 10291 and 10291-1. Both subjects are to be monitored at all time to prevent SCP 10291 from losing SCP 10291-1. In the case of SCP 10291 losing SCP 10291-1, the subject will be handcuffed and locked inside it's room while MTF-21 'SR' will search for SCP 10291.

[@chongtryon918]

Sweet jesus Stan was a victim of him

[@duskiyoku6213]

Stan: being shot and killed by his entire unit and being revived into a loop of death 8:45: Dormammu, I have come to bargain

[@the.7528]

5:15 west virgin peanut

[@briarrr__]

Rewatching these at 2am because I can't sleep. Best vids for insomniacs lol

[@rieicrifirididr6805]

So not gonna talk about the one punch man reference In the thumbnail?

[@thejohn3583]

Rieic Rifiridid r Apparently not...

[@ReformedCatfish]

@Blake lastname actually thumbnails are important. But this thumbnail in specific isn't so your right

[@DDAlexelA]

0:07 My parents barging into my room without knocking

[@rokasmarcinkus5254]

so Kaif watches One Punch Man and Soul Eater huh

[@leonkelly6572]

i not the only one who commented on that cool

[@alexisferr3883]

5:01 Kaif: You are making Tichus Cry! Ebbz: *AAAAAAA* We need more Domestic Abuses , its pretty Funny XD

[@silvergigi]

West Virgin peanut-Kaif 2019

[@onine4515]

Everybody: YOU WATCHED US DIE!! Kaif: aw shit here we go again

[@xkenys8484]

Kaif if you don't pin me I'm taking your frozen pizza

[@snperligr5510]

*Kaif y u let him threaten ur pizza like that*

[@Chris-iv8sb]

did someone say frozen pizza OwO

[@squidyrious9158]

Mosnter

[@Tonatsi]

You can’t take it if I eat it first

[@Alex-pj9jc]

thats a fucking threat if ive ever seen one

[@thegamingkaiju4012]

2:12 THAT WHEEZE LMFAO!

[@nicholasloremann4741]

When life gives you d bois *MAKE SACRIFICES*

[@edmightbehere]

Kaif:*about to get beat* Kaif: Is this it , is this the end

[@NoobiePro114]

11:15 Rin's blabble fucking sent me 🤣

[@WatcherCCG]

That EPIC juke at the start, holy crap.

[@luksutin2139]

When you're early and don't have anything to say *I KNOW THIS COMMENT IS UNIQUE AF*

[@storm_fling1062]

Booooooooooooooooooo

[@OriginalJrarmy99]

"Remeber no D-Class"-Probably Kaif at one point

[@ranker4]

This is the future gameplay from the Area 51 after ppl breach in, right?

[@jamesmurchie6157]

Will’s “Hello!” Was amazing

[@notwinter809]

If I was blind I would still have fun listening to kaifs vids

[@theathen6260]

that screaming guy is super scary, playing with that thing would be a nightmare

[@uhhhisaiah]

"West virgin peanut" fckn killed me xD

[@anastasius3477]

Kaif at 13:08 it doesn’t kill them, the elevators work as teleporters and you where left behind while everyone else went down the elevator

[@Kaiff]

The previous time it did murder everyone 😂

[@dragon_rar5585]

Kaif Quirk: anger Info: makes everyone mad by speaking

[@MisterLimeLemon]

Everytime I see Kaif upload a video i feel like my brain becomes that of a dog... Im pretty sure its something along the lines of "Kaif Kaif Kaif *barkbark* *wags tail*"

[@minnesotangaming8966]

“West virgin peanut” Never knew peanut was a virgin

[@thatcasualguy3751]

Can we all agree that what happened at the beginning of the video is a TRUE GOD MOMENT?