Drunk Zodiac Homestuck Edition

[@lancemcclain7522]

SOMEONE GET THAT MAN A TACO!

[@ToasteGhost]

Yeah! Poor Tav! Oh, hi Italy!

[@lancemcclain7522]

Ciao!~

[@spencerbrooks194]

Tacos r on the way

[@lancemcclain7522]

THANK JEEGUS.

[@spencerbrooks194]

tavros: gIVE mE a tACO wITH eVERYTHIN,

[@yellyokocactifax2106]

"its totally safe" "i brought a jump rope"

[@austinramey4137]

Knowing him, he probably already broke it.

[@NagisaIchihara]

And that is why I love being a Sagittarius

[@leonidaz171]

Aaron The Big Gay werewolf same

[@leonidaz171]

Aaron The Big Gay werewolf same

[@nothingrealynothing.1623]

"i brought a jump rope" "A jump rope" HE BROUGHT _ONE_ JUMP ROPE edit: formating

[@copperblue123]

Omfg terezi's cackle was absolute perfection

[@kiwisunshine]

♐️ "It's totally safe. I have a jump rope."

[@uilsoum875]

ZAHHAK,Equis.

[@somezodiac8845]

H@k

[@somezodiac8845]

H @ c k . . . .

[@Pitbull_Named_Princess]

As someone who is a Taurus, And is somehow even the Sagittarius & Capricorn got me more than my usual sign then I guess it is safe to say My idiocy is extreme.

[@RisingDahn]

Ngl, that's something I'd probably say. ♐️

[@GloomyZoroark]

ok who let the signs go to a bar

[@nicholascordero6600]

Dave

[@ketamine69]

& roxy

[@RoseTheKitty1]

...And me

[@ketamine69]

JuliusMonkey2 I would've but I didn't bcuz I'm like 10

[@RoseTheKitty1]

SweetGames✰ Nora/Missing:It's okay you can drink fruit blood (what she calls juice) with me! *-hands you a glass of grape juice-*

[@SadChatt]

Wouldn't a drunk Gamzee just be the normal Gamzee? :3

[@BoredomStride]

No He drunk AND high. :D

[@baldkiwi444]

Tyson Caretto he S O B E R

[@use0037]

Yea

[@rwhamai]

But isn't gamzee ALWAYS drunk?

[@ALLxISxGONE]

and high

[@Hzl-sn4hm]

Richard Hamai not drunk, stoned

[@ALLxISxGONE]

Not GaMZeE Soda is their alcohol, remember all that faygo?

[@Hzl-sn4hm]

so he is always high and drunk? he is my hero

[@catnep8373]

Richard Hamai he went sober tho

[@zoei.s.4782]

Terezi and Karkat seemed pretty legit XD

[@bannnz]

I'm offensive and I find this Aries

[@noxioustides]

same

[@bearbear2435]

I'm Sagittarius and I think that repersents me Making a stupid joke

[@din_5817]

I don't need to be drink for me to be no different from sollux

[@iancuresesfernandez658]

Nailed it

[@sapphireknight5836]

Remember kids, stay in drugs, and don't do school.

[@eeveelution07]

When Eridan said 'you're sexy' I thought of Stewie from family guy Dave: you're drunk Eridan: you're sexy

[@sinful-corruption]

It's ok for me to jump off the roof, totally safe, I have a jump rope...XD

[@cookiebombcasualemail5284]

yep, sounds like me alright, even when stone sober

[@eggseggyington1512]

that nepeta voice is fucking perfect new headcanon yeee

[@Tabikato]

thank you very much, I'm glad you like my voice for her!

[@uninstallyourheart]

SAME

[@chewwybeans]

I never drink but as an Aries, this so true. I'll just wanna fight someone then get a hug.

[@thispersonisblanked3457]

What are you a juggalo

[@thispersonisblanked3457]

***** gg m8 you got me brown handed.

[@schmooppoop]

Bruh same

[@haliquinn7008]

I'm 70th like, I ruined 69

[@kylierhiannon6740]

I'm a Capricorn and I swear to fuck that Gamzee is the most accurate representation of us I've ever seen.

[@sakurafalasha295]

Yeah that's true

[@swagaholics8523]

"mY NAME IS TAVROS AND I NEED TO GET LAID"

[@eduardanascimento8763]

this is so accurate that almost made me cry i'm a leo and i confirm we're exactly like that

[@baldkiwi444]

Kim Nascimento same ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@freshcorn1431]

I'm Cancer I guess..... We're a mad bunch.

[@use0037]

No im not

[@em4403]

guys feferi turns into a fan girl when she''s drunk

[@em4403]

Emmaline Haesel

[@b063.]

Emmaline Haesel

[@nerdcentral9728]

I love how they started acting like the stereotypical personality of each of their zodiac signs. XD

[@nerdynarwhalnation8431]

2:11 The funny thing is that Gamzee is always either dunk or buzzed. lol

[@dubbiederps1529]

+Nerdy Narwhal Nation exactlyyy

[@uninstallyourheart]

I could just imagine Karkat and Feferi just crying in a corner, with Karkat yelling into a mirror XD

[@KataangFan221]

I do love the thought of Equius STRONG jump roping on the roof until he jumps straight off of it... We need fan art of this.

[@cah137-y4s]

1:01 Even hammered on her girlfriend's alcohol, Kanaya continues to be classy as hell. 1:36 And here we see the real reason Vriska instinctively destroyed all alcohol on the meteor in the post-retjohn timeline.

[@CJCroen1393]

I couldn't stop thinking about how in character Kanaya's was XD

[@erise4484]

I'm a Sagittarius. Excuse me while I get my jump rope.....

[@garfieldbiggestfan3443]

Jumprope con near you

[@garfieldbiggestfan3443]

Jumprope con near you

[@chickengenders7899]

i'm like tav EVERY day.

[@Nightmareannimations]

Lol

[@szlanty]

YOU NEED A TACO.... EVERYDAY O_O

[@chickengenders7899]

yup more or less i'm not kidding i'm freakin deadpool

[@fishfish6807]

same because i am a taurus

[@use0037]

TaCos

[@jxmey]

oh my god this is so... old... LMAO i wish i knew about it!!! thank you for giving me credit though i appreciate it 💖💕

[@Tabikato]

+Lamey Jamey Of course! I did try to find your tumblr but I think you changed it and I couldn't find the new name! It was hilarious, thank your for drawing it!

[@jxmey]

+Tabikat yeahhh i constantly changed urls back then because i was never satisfied with it... but my new one is reinarosada if you want to link that url instead! again thank you very much im very happy you still credited me, and great job with the voices too!!! have an amazing week, sweetheart 💖💕

[@Tabikato]

Lamey Jamey I'll edit it with your new name then! I'll also go over and check out your tumblr~ I'm glad you like the voices and thank you!! I hope you have an amazing week too and thank you again!

[@brentheguyperson7029]

So Aradia is the fighty drunk, Tavros is the forgetful drunk, Sollux is the competitive drunk, Terezi and Gamzee are the lying drunks, Karkat is the emotional drunk, Nepeta, Eridan, and Vriska are all the horny drunks, Equius is the suicidal drunk,Kanaya is the fake bad girl drunk, and Feferi is Eridan.

[@CJCroen1393]

Eridan sounds like Stewie Griffin.

[@quicksilver-ace3710]

+CJCroen1393 I read your comment in Stewie's Voice XD

[@weeabo5ever845]

every one that reads your comment, had a mini stewie voice as they read it

[@jdb_7690]

you know fii2 2tiick kinda doe2...lol

[@sarahhill9051]

I know right?

[@Nightmareannimations]

yeah

[@andylee9322]

gamzee's almost always drunk tho. on his Wicked Elixers

[@marcelinesutcliff4333]

:33< my milkshake brrrings all the boys to the yard! And they're like, its better than yours damn right its better than yours D--> Your alcohol must have been 100dicrously STRONG. Nepeta cease these actions at once.

[@jamesgrinsen1085]

ŌHŌ I'm disturbed at nepeta's

[@nicholascordero6600]

Yes "disturbed" is a word that can be used here, though she is right

[@Tabikato]

I'm a leo and can confirm this is 100% accurateC~

[@emmaskeria317]

disturbed is a funny word

[@dancingqueen8976]

:33 < I purrfurr not to think about what happened that night....

[@mallycake1359]

Thanks I try >:::)

[@AnnaTheWonderGirl01]

EQUIUS YOU HAVE NO LOGIC RIGHT NOW. WHO EVEN GAVE YOU ALCOHOL OMG STAHP.

[@ellasaunders6028]

AnnaTheWonderGirl01 it's fine! He brought a jump rope.

[@voryndagoth404]

f### im a scoprio.... i never want to drink now....

[@Strangely_Sexy]

I'm a Scorpio too, and good thing I never even wanted to Drink lmao

[@skythekiiler9600]

Starly AJ #OurZodiacProblems

[@ayashiealmario7008]

I'm a Scorpio too

[@theamazingsnake5386]

My friend is a scorpio

[@ssaturnnnx0388]

Sameeed oof

[@squeakthealmighty6351]

Sometimes I'm happy to be a Libra.

[@qross2136]

Same here

[@nyxthewolf4660]

+Pokegirl4444 YASH FINALY SOMEONE WHO APPRECIATES BEING A T3R3Z1!! it's so ME! OMG

[@teddy-beargamer6385]

Hooray for Libras! :D

[@limeshade848]

Oh. I'm an Aries.....

[@limeshade848]

Pokegirl I love your profile pic it's adorable!

[@caninepsychiatrist245]

THE GAMZEE VOICE GAVE ME CHILLS ITS SO GOOD

[@HTFFanOfFlaky]

I have done all of these. Not drunk. Just heavily sleep-deprived. I have never once fallen asleep when it wasn't just collapsing from exhaustion. Who is this place anyway?

[@kattheawesome6003]

when you realize gamzee is always almost drunk.

[@centaursapocalypse7259]

And high. The one thing I learned from homestuck is sobriety is bad.

[@mechanizedMytha]

Eridan, you would hit everything, more that vriska

[@pixelmixel4654]

Gamzee has always been drunk the whole series XD

[@therubyamulet4104]

Mom: Gemini Dad: Libra Myself: Tauros Cousin: Scorpio Aunt: Leo Should I be worried? }:(

[@therubyamulet4104]

plus my 3 best friends are a Sagittarius, an Aries, and an Aquarius

[@therubyamulet4104]

+///Anime Bunny\\\ scorpios are SCARY

[@therubyamulet4104]

(also my moon is Capricorn and my ascendant is Libra)

[@bigdaddywoowoo7680]

+TheRubyAmulet I'm not scary (I'm a Scorpio) when I'm in a bad mood then yes...I could be scary then.

[@therubyamulet4104]

+The homestuck Roleplayer I've just disliked scorpios ever since I started studying astrology.. (1 year ago) and I try to avoid them... no offence!

[@malekartorian3054]

7 years later still golden

[@greykoepp4624]

0:12 I have never been drunk, but I can 100% guarantee this is my (a Taurus') mindset EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY.

[@haruspextre]

Drunk Feferi sums up my inner turmoil.

[@TheFallen552]

I DIDN'T HAVE ANY BEER, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT~?!

[@Ambipie]

Tavros's line I used to think I'd die if I didn't eat a long time ago

[@emmerichh3821]

the sollux voice was perfect

[@vibibadbibbit2448]

Johan you had did a *WOW* amazing, job,for Sollux!!

[@nathanh0413]

Isn't gamzee always drunk and high

[@tomthebat394]

The Devil get this guy a beer!

[@use0037]

Yep

[@blueberry7844]

"My name is Tavros and I need to get laid-!" I died at that part XD

[@dirtmistake8927]

“Drunk words aren’t sober thoughts” oh lord..

[@dmeowcat37]

Terezi's "I'm just gonna go make out with that bowl of maraschino cherries" at the end was priceless!

[@lmaChroma]

Don't worry Eq has a jump rope XD

[@LPSskylarLPS]

when I doubt always have a jump rope just to be safe

[@ariryan8832]

Nepeta whyy? Fuck it, I'M A LEO AND IM PROUD!

[@jaimemonteleone4310]

WHY DOES SOLLUX SOUND LIKE JASON MANTZOUKAS (I cant spell his name) WITH A LISP ITS REALLY FUNNY TO ME

[@jaidenr.stephenson4313]

mY NAME IS TAVROS AND I NEED TO GET LAID!!!!

[@fandrus3271]

Gamzee should've just been the same XD

[@strozanitram8894]

it was

[@abbiphilippe7901]

Omg im a Taurus and im not even 21 yet and im already like that 😂😂😂😂

[@oblongbirb]

It's pretty funny how Feferi was literally me this one time omg

[@vesticiousCowboy9608]

1:59 tHiS wAs FuCkIn' EmBaRrAsSiNg

[@badgerbadger-badger-Poppy]

"It's safe, I have a jump rope," sounds like so many of my drunk Sagittarius friends... and maybe my scorpio brother, if he's drunk enough. The pisces one is spot on (I can't stop envisioning Feferi! Help!)

[@criticallysoulless3249]

Instead of jumping off the roof i attempt to do front flips on trampolines

[@zoewallace2001]

I was laughing so hard also the whole time I didn't have my headphones on and we had guests over and they where all staring at me and I was all like ... What?

[@vixralyric6490]

Im a sagittarius and mine seems legit!!! XD

[@theforeveralonehomestuckfa6580]

That's a really good terezi voice impression I gotta say. drunk sagittarius (equius) is literally me every day at school. L E T M E J U M P O F F T H E F R E A K I N G R O O F

[@arseniccatnip1348]

I'm a Scorpio... NEVER GIVE ME BEER

[@Ashley13479]

Oh my god tavros at the end is perfection! xD

[@cedarstump3485]

SOMEONE GET ME A TACO I NEED TO GET LAID

[@ShibbyMo]

I need to hang out with drunk TZ! xD Buzzed is a funny word. With or without alcohol :D

[@otakunessisawsome]

Feferi isn't drunk, she just was on Tumblr.

[@baldkiwi444]

ClassicalO she was on DANK MEMES

[@spacepadre7276]

Tavros with the tacos and karkat is a sad drunk it's to much XD

[@minhdung7385]

♉️ I use to act like that when I was little lol XD

[@KatWebsterThePoetryMistress]

I laughed so freaking hard at this in school and my friends gave me funny looks.

[@kiweh3792]

First homestuck video ever, how did I find this?

[@kitty11242000]

All of these voices are my headcanons now, thanks.

[@amayarich3026]

Capricorn is me everyday

[@isoforonce7845]

I have never been more happy to be a Taurus/Tavros ever. It's the best out of all of them. (Also, it autocorrected Tavros as Tacos 😆

[@TheSoladygaga22]

does that mean the trolls are always drunk? lol. :33

[@princeofhope7436]

Emily Steele Well...Atleast Eridan and Gamzee....The rest...Not so sure.... PS. I know your comment was 2 years ago and i'm sorry for such a late resonse :/

[@hanzcruz7620]

I'm buzzed 'till dis day mates

[@g00zie-e]

I told her that her outfit matched but it didn't I'm so bad

[@SapphieCat]

"my name is Tavros and I need to get laid " XD I fuccing died xD

[@elliea8165]

Ooh kanaya how scandalous

[@robertbogan3550]

tavros is just. ADORABLE.

[@m.c.2003]

*sees Sagittarius* ..Seems legit

[@thispersonisblanked3457]

I love how's it implide that sollux just gets wasted.

[@RebekkaJones]

XD This is perfect!!! XD

[@equiuszahhak2742]

D--> I have never been human drunk and I never plan to be.

[@terezipyrope8356]

Equius Zahhak YOU SHOULD JO1N US 3QU1US! 1TS FUN! COM3 4ND G3T BUZZ3D W1TH M3!

[@nathansenyard8163]

This was one of my friend's first experience with homestuck

[@littlebitmoreawesome]

WHYYYY D()3SN'T ANY()N3 UND3RSTAND MY F33LINNGGSSSS *Hic* ((pisces XD))

[@cielhellfish2058]

+Ellina Mignon (The Troll) Feferi turns into the average Tumblr user when she's drunk.

[@littlebitmoreawesome]

True that True that

[@centaursapocalypse7259]

Nepeta being a great meowrail as purr usual. This is why they should have a sober person with them.

[@amushi8983]

*Looks at cancer. * Yeah,remind not to get drunk. (Yes I'm a cancer.....Karkat is awsome)

[@willowacehood]

Me: Pisces (I can be a bit emotional sometimes...) Older Sister: Virgo (She actually sucks at lying lol) Younger Sister: Leo (Makes sense...) Dad: Aries (Makes sense...sometimes) Mom: Pisces (Idk tbh...)

[@VenezuelanChic96]

LMAO AND CANT STOP!! XD

[@Diamond1234]

*Backs away* Whoa, Feferi, chill out. o_O

[@alexconduff841]

Gamzee is always drunk...

[@SpliceCraftTeria]

hurray. the one time i agree with equius and my zodiac... accurate, but still.

[@themagicdoctor4586]

*jumps off roof with jump rope * FUUUUUUUCK

[@iciclezz4315]

"It's totally safe, I have a jump rope" Omg I don't like Equius normally but no Equius!

[@nickescudero6465]

It's ok tav, I'll get you a taco

[@angelnanapuke1110]

Lol so true! Lol I've actually said something about jumping off a roof when I was drunk... Haha

[@justjokingjr]

Ya im a Pisces don't give me beer or anything.... Please.... xD any other Pisces? *scrolls through comments* ...no? No one... Ok NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ALL THESE FEELINGS ;A; Xp

[@Mars-starz]

My friend is a pisces

[@moriahboring6789]

Equius that not how jump ropes work