Kanata solves everyone's problems at Bar Kanataso [hololive] [ENG sub]

[@dirzz]

"I can't get a girlfriend" "Well, get yourself a gay man" - I friggin died 🤣

[@gravelis_6798]

Words shared upon by even the wisest, most popular male vampire vtuber himself

[@SteadFast411]

This entire adlib is hilarious, but I feel it peaked right at the start with the "get yourself a gay man" answer. This should've been one of the final ones it hits so well.

[@JESUSWASAJUGGALO]

the relationship will be twice as manly 💪

[@oppo266]

"if you earnestly believe you're a girl, then you are" based kanata

[@tjhunter9787]

PPT: Progressive Positive Tenshi

[@CoFFee-uw5sv]

💀

[@tomwatts703]

4:09 Perfectly suPportive Tenshi

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

It's lovely

[@bingbong_420]

" If you can't get yourself a girl , get yourself a boy "- kanatan

[@Huba_ha]

🤣

[@notadrawer7261]

Well that could work, we should also remember the quote: "It takes a man to be best girl" (I forgot what it was, but this is close enough)

[@Iridescent_Astraea]

Took a lesson from Kuzuha I see

[@pi5927]

Ngl the boys were all over me back in the day

[@B.A.H.]

@@notadrawer7261 we all know the man that everyone said the best girl

[@Mysterialic]

What a rapid fire of angelic wisdom.

[@cathsaigh2197]

"The actress I like got married" "Live in the 2D world" Kanata took her own advice.

[@rambutan3655]

7:10 she actually check if her avatar is facing at the back. And she still denies it.

[@kjracz15]

Kanata's advice in a nutshell: Get used to it. 😂

[@kritchawatkid]

If you can't defeat them, join them.

[@yoursonisold8743]

"Throw pollen at their face to trigger their allergies just so they cant smell you" seems a bit beyoned getting used to stuff!

[@Gaehhn]

Once Kanata opens her Bar, she should hire Shigure Ui to dish out advice while she's away.

[@doob62]

Pretty sure she’d be hired as an ingredient for rendang.

[@StrikeNoir105E]

I had a feeling Ui taught Kanata how to diss people

[@yoursonisold8743]

Ui and Kanata actually interacted a few times on Haneru's Vtuber shows, so I think she might have learned from the best.

[@Crazygamergal]

Kanata: if you believe you are a girl then you are one. Every trans heimin: you heard it here first folks ;w;

[@sweetsourorange]

💖✨🏳️‍⚧️💖

[@SilverScizor753]

These were hilarious, my favorite being "Ma-" Thanks for the subs!

[@vieronna]

Sorry, out of the loop for this one. 😅

[@SilverScizor753]

​@@vieronna 5:25 "My favorite girl might be 29." [what I'm about to say doesn't have any "forbidden knowledge", I despise that, this is solely based on what Marine herself and other Holomems have said on stream] Marine, despite her repeated insistence that she's 17, has said many things that would indicate she's in her late 20s (talking about some of the anime she watched when she was a kid, talking about how she watched Part 3 of JJBA while she was an office worker, also the fact that she was an office worker lmao). Marine has also once on a stream dropped all jokes and pretenses and basically said "I'm honestly not 30 yet!". Overall, it's really not a secret that Marine "might be 29". Marine also jokingly gets mad at anyone who pokes at her age, but she actually really enjoys those jokes and encourages other Holomems to make fun of her for it. This joke is why Kanata doesn't say her full name, so as to not piss off lmao Sorry if I overexplained but hopefully this helps!

[@vieronna]

@@SilverScizor753 *facepalm* I've been in the hole long enough to know even Marine only barely upholds the fiction any more, but somehow I didn't make the connection to that comment. Thanks for the detailed explanation nonetheless! I really appreciate you taking the time, things like this keep me in the fandom because people can usually ask questions like this and get a proper answer. :)

[@SilverScizor753]

@@vieronna Glad I could help! New fan or old, there's always someone who may not know the details and I enjoy explaining them! Or it just doesn't connect immediately, happens to the best of us lol

[@randomlurker7929]

If she does open a bar like Bar coco I'll watch every single second of it

[@TheRealVordox]

Dear god. She's feisty as hell but damn those are good advices....most of them.

[@Justinius117]

"If you're sick, don't go to the hospital. Just die. Be a man." - Kanata "PPT" Gorilla.

[@ai_mayakomaya]

Oh my god, I was waiting for this moment to be translated. Thank you so much for this.

[@danieljulfraldo]

_”I don’t get invited to class reunions.”_ _”Host your own and don’t invite anyone at all.”_ My side lmao. Sometimes her genius is… it’s almost frightening.

[@reyradical2677]

she's seen a lot from the sky you see, or she speaks from experience

[@ertchin]

4:08 hell yeah This could be a quiz. "How many Kanata roasts did *you* recognize?"

[@vieronna]

I saw the thumbnail, thought this would be Kanata roasting chat, but nope. Just Kanata roasting herself. Truly the greatest of narrative conflicts. Not man vs. man, nor man vs. nature, but rather man vs. himself.

[@-Raylight]

*"I can't get a girlfriend"* *"Get yourself an Onee (gay man?)"* Reminds me of a certain vampire from neighbor company. *"Can't get girlfriend? Get a boyfriend instead"* xD 1:26 _OOF_ Poor Kanata lol I'd love to go to Bar Kanataso everyday just like Bar Coco

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Sometimes it takes a real man to become the best girl. Yagoo gives a perfect example.

[@aidanviola5953]

4:09 i personally wouldnt have translated it like that, to me what she said is more like "if you truly believe from your heart that you're a girl, then you are!" But i mean that translation is good too

[@rowanmales3430]

Her answers where out-of-this-world brilliant! Was not expecting that much good stuff in a row. Start Bar Kanataso, Kanata!

[@jhakmhan9005]

1:16 I spit my drink and my sides entered orbit, holy damn

[@moderndayvampire1469]

1:48 - you mean getting a Kanat- 2:30 - Rush- 3:45 - Sakamata?! 3:54 - Kanatan Maji Devil... 4:12 - Yagoo Best Girl. 4:15 - Kiryu C- 5:25 - Marine, right? 6:27 - Also Korone, Roboco... Lol, Kanatan basically giving advice to herself.

[@dejesusramirezgeovanni3538]

Kanata Maji Devil Towa Maji Tenshi Sounds wierd at first but that's accurate AF!!

[@rauden340]

Funnier when you think about how she doesn’t/can’t drink alcohol. She’ll probably serve apple juice or something

[@meh1672]

This was gold, Thanks for the subs!

[@__aceofspades]

Kanata's life advice is hilarious

[@wavisc]

"Nobody will be mad at you if you never wake up" xDDD

[@Raxerm]

_"Fruits are tastier when they're ripe."_ As an Ichimi, I wholeheartedly agree.

[@burnoutcat2387]

*My man* 🤝

[@Raxerm]

@@burnoutcat2387 🤝

[@JustinReinhart89]

Moments like this are one of the reasons why I absolutely love Kanata.

[@Raidanzoup]

I want an oogiri or tsukkomi bootcamp gameshow episode on the main Hololive channel where the girls get different prompts and have to do rapid fire tsukkomi like this. Subaru, Mio, Lamy, and Kanata would absolutely demolish the task. Maybe they'd be the judges or instructors so it'd be an actual bootcamp lol

[@hellomyoldfriend7665]

Concern: im dying Kanata : dont die

[@-Raylight]

I love Kanata and her Heimin(s)'s interactions, they're so funny. Especially when most is Kanata & Holomem's problems xD 5:27 Oh no lol 5:58 Mea- Chloe is that you? Making it humid with her own sweat, that's really Elite way to use humidifier xD HunterxHunter, I really hope we can see it being finished. I'm not ready for another Berserk :(

[@algorithm247]

"Keep sleeping. Nobody will be mad at you if you never wake up". Now this is actually good advice

[@pi5927]

In fact you will gain more sympathy until a point where people stop giving a shit and end up hating you more than they originally did

[@Norrikan]

_"Stick a cutting board on [your chest]."_ - Speaking from experience, I see.

[@jadot_5]

great clip, really like the small edits about all the problem's references

[@redrage9283]

Love that most of this is Kanata problem lol

[@nimnom5208]

Loved all the advices that referenced other members and that she got all the ones on the clip.

[@orcel3000]

Can't get a girlfriend, get a boyfriend - kuzuha

[@Sora383]

Im not sure what got the better reaction, bringing up the actress whos name i am spacing on being married or not seeing the ending to hunterXhunter.

[@okamisamakun]

Can’t find a girl? Then just be gay. It’s just that simple fellas.

[@Mogo-jan]

I just keep imagining that meme with the guy pointing to his forehead every time she gives advice lol

[@Rompokus36]

I want a full on stream kanata bar so bad!

[@hitokikoeru535]

It's a bar that gives you 1 dark history of Kanata every drink you buy.

[@fariduddinmuhammad8052]

I thought I was watching Ui Mama lmao

[@shatteredmana783]

I love at 1:10 she was just like “alright let me do a couple laps with you.”

[@abrahamtan5766]

Excuse me, but I have to leave to retrieve my sides from the moon

[@junom69]

I love ur editing, the way u put all those holomem to their problems helps a lot. And sorry but i lost it at HxH advice. 😂

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Solid life advice. Also1:44 and 7:05 means someone out there is now hugging a gorilla.

[@ashurayasha]

7:07 I was hoping Kanata would respond with something along the lines of, "Shake my hand." 🦍

[@yoursonisold8743]

I love this! There are far too few clippers who will make compilations like this with tight editing and timing. Great stuff.

[@antthefool7637]

It would just be a more adult themed Rainforest Cafe

[@antthefool7637]

Wait someone PLEASE SHOW HER THE GORILLA BAND FROM THE RAINFOREST CAFE

[@ChrispyDoggo]

05:43 hell yeah! lol

[@ultrahuhnchen]

6:50 Why must you hurt me in this way

[@MFSomething]

Definitely inspired by Kuzuha lol

[@commentofthis]

..great advices from our GoriTenshi..👍😓

[@pohjoisenvanhus]

Comedian, is what she is.

[@tsg_frank5829]

Kanata's advice is super clear cut, not an ounce of doubt in anything she says

[@Raxerm]

These are Shigure Ui level advice. 10/10

[@chanteshante]

I live how she said a lot of nonsensical bs of advice, but still said some actual good advice here and there, made it even more funny somehow Great clip yo

[@luka188]

Real talk, the advice on 4:50 is actively bad. When one has terrible diarrhea that doesn't seem to go away, the last thing to do is stop eating veggies. Fiber in fact is necessary to aid digestion and avoid waste from being eliminated too quickly before the excessive water and digestive fluids are reabsorbed by the intestines at the end of the digestion cycle. Vitamins and minerals from veggies too are very important for the body to combat any of the bacteria or viruses that may be causing the diarrhea in the first place. What you do when you suffer from terrible diarrhea as a home remedy, you make the thickest oatmeal porridge you can (So thick the spoon stands up straight when put in the oatmeal), use only whole grain oats which have the highest percentage of natural fiber. Add to the oatmeal 1 whole apple and 1 whole banana, also add a whole tangerine (Slice them up, mix in after cooking the oatmeal). You eat that, your digestion will have a field day and I guarantee there will be diarrhea no more, unless it is caused by an actual digestive disease or a serious viral/bacterial infection, and not any indigestion or diet related cause. Even then, it is likely to help a lot in most cases. Kefir is also an amazing home food remedy against any sort of stomach pain, acid reflux or diarrhea. Drink one cup after a meal, and your digestion will be significantly smoother due to the probiotic qualities of kefir.

[@kuratse205]

One word, Gorribar.

[@Matsurii-gs4oh]

1:27 betsusekai

[@adamdapatsfan]

These were perfect, 10/10 advice (and lovely editing)!

[@vdinh143]

Not gonna lie, changing your standards so that you match your beloved's isn't actually a terrible idea.

[@TheNecromancerOfTheEast]

Me, a crane:*stepping in the bar* Kanata:"ah...Riz-san,the usual?" Me:"you know me kanata" Kanata:*pulls out a bucket of fishes* Me:"oh yeah, and can i get the swamp cocktail too?" Kanata:"on it"*tricks with the shaker*

[@bmanpura]

2:27 She did what she recommended a few days ago. Her voluptuous boing was exquisitely misaligned.

[@49262625]

1:09 bwahahahaha ! ! !

[@Kdawg995]

This video has no right being as funny as it is. Forgot how witty our little angel is on the spot

[@Levio100]

I like how she had to say "just kidding" after telling someone not to study.

[@Angrenost02]

"Hello stranger. Please take a seat. Welcome to the Jungle."

[@leoaltivez7161]

3:45 this is Chloe

[@Derzo]

That's was great.

[@Biyte]

sasuga kanata, solutions straight from a gorilla's paw.

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

thank you kanata.

[@alphakretin2387]

I like how, after suffering for ages to get a blue axolotl, Kanata boots up a different game to try and find one that ISN’T blue

[@KingJH0510]

bar jungle reminds me of oranguru from the pokemon anime

[@Yenrei]

Kanata's advice to the Heimin is just "lol just be more like me ez", I love it

[@TokinoSora10thApostle]

"Cant get a girlfriend? Get a boyfriend" ~Kuzuha Nijisanji

[@flazzardice]

AHH....hunterxhunter...it's been 20 years now 😭😭

[@S1xEyes]

Came for bad advice, stayed for Kanata getting roasted by chat

[@polkalamypekopeko2969]

Goribarr

[@Artista_Frustrado]

i love that half the questions are just The HoloRoast

[@necronightmareify]

BASED Kanata lul.

[@AnTama47]

If you want to enter the Bar you need to pass the Grip test like in Salty Spitoon

[@TonusStoneshield]

The bullying lol

[@rexcifer]

Daamn... Kanata sarcastically giving good advices...

[@Blue-ws1io]

Ultra.

[@areyn3044]

"All of us can't see the end of HxH" Uncanny Mr. Incredible

[@HayamaHoshiyomi]

I find it funny that I thought Bar Jungle would be an interesting name and I place I'd try, then I get roasted saying only gorillas would go there XD

[@benebsbiagtan3357]

This is some Kuzuha type advices

[@SemutKorban]

The irony is, she is more devil than the devil(TMT) itself... What an angel 😂

[@unicode3402]

This gives me Kuzuha vibes lmao, if you cant get a gf, get a bf

[@TheKenchanx]

6:50 Pain peko

[@TheTyas]

One banana latte please xD ww

[@Spyduck]

Here's a good name - Bar Nana

[@blankmanV3]

What horrible advice... ... 10/10 will definetely recommend

[@Vhite]

"Who would come to Bar Jungle?" All the Holomem playing Ark: 👀

[@koholos]

If you don’t wake up you never have to face the consequences. If you don’t sleep you never have to wake up. If you don’t breathe you never snore. So if you stop breathing, you never have to face the consequences! Kanata is a genius!

[@rpchn5698]

Kanata has some talent at tsukomi

[@nightshade4873]

i suggest the name "King Louie Bar" for kanata's bar

[@BeegBWolf]

Or Kerchak's Bar

[@kuroshinko427]

A fellow Chip n Dale fan, I see!

[@jumnei5159]

Or Harambe's bar Since he's already an angel

[@GunRunner106]

6:54 pain