I Built a Track Where Every 1000 Feet the Bumps Get Worse!

Today in Zeepkist I built a track where every 1000 feet the bumps get worse. This track starts off easy but good luck if you think you will finish it.
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[@kANGaming]

What other track ideas do you have for Zeepkist?

[@MrLarsgren]

game or movie themed. like build old double screen donkey kong using rocks as barrels. could even have a vertical one as background where ladders show the real passages.

[@ajstouffer6247]

Dapper red steps track.....but longer.

[@joelvdbrink8799]

A track where every kilometer the bumps get worse?

[@Plant_The_Otter]

bobsleigh/skateboard track but you start instantly losing all 4 wheel. for that true pain

[@mattyorshin]

StarFox

[@konradwright7725]

Kan just starts a playlist themed off of different mobile game adds? “Can you save the princess in time?”, “99% of Players can’t make it through the 1st checkpoint”, “You won’t last 1 minute!”

[@techno1561]

He just needs some footage where he ploughs right into the first rock.

[@YourXavier]

"One weird trick racers don't want you to know."

[@zaijinmatthewguittap9258]

"I can't reach pink checkpoint!"

[@cartoonkeeper]

Are you trying to get him to create more pain

[@konradwright7725]

@@cartoonkeeper yes, but funny pain

[@TheSwazondStandard]

At 96 repetitions of 16 units, with a unit being a meter, each section is 1536 m. 1000 feet in turn is 304.8 m. This track is more than 5 times as large as Kan intended to be. This man was an engineer.

[@zacharythurgood2704]

He says he didn't know the units at like 2:30

[@nikkiofthevalley]

​@@zacharythurgood2704Yep. Although he could have looked it up, Unity's default grid is supposed to be 1 meter per unit.

[@benjaminfranklin329]

​@@zacharythurgood2704 I mean he was estimating each track section was 10ft long, either that means he thinks the zeep people are tiny, or he's terrible at judging distance.

[@kANGaming]

I guessed at the units Yannic used in zeepkist LOL

[@Ookami_EMP]

I feel like a mars rover had the same issue with units in the past... also engineers.

[@cynthiasitri]

"Every Kilometer the Bumps Get Worse!" "Every 1000 Yards the Bumps Get Worse!" "Wishlist Zeepkist or the Bumps Get Worse!"

[@livedandletdie]

Every Wishlist the bumps get worse...

[@CraigEngbrecht]

Every 1536m ;) @kANGaming

[@the_dark_jumper2211]

Phd. Engineer Math: - "One block is 16 units" - "Each section is 96 [blocks] long" - "And I figured one section (sic) is close to 10 feet" (10 = 16, got it) oh, actually 1 unit is 1 meter. - "Okay, so one section is 960m then" (96 * 16m = 960m, got it)

[@mr.dr.kaiser4912]

M A T H

[@KalijahAnderson]

Yeah I was like "What? No, that's 1536 meters. That makes your track 6.144 kilometers long." SMH

[@JonWilsonPhysics]

1536m isn't terribly far from 1 mile.

[@abaddon4995]

what is a feet?

[@salepien]

A very weird unit some monarch publicized his shoe size to be at some point probably…

[@Tombsar]

What is a Fiets?

[@ei..]

Unit of measurement for people with foot fetishes

[@Gold_hoarder]

America 🇺🇸 🫡

[@felielle2812]

Likely it wasn't actually based on anyone's actual foot length, but for a very long time kings would set their standard 'foot' length for units of measurement. Interestingly enough, inconsistencies in the length of a "foot" were the reason that the Vasa sank at launch.

[@The_Lexer]

Petition for 7:10 to be the new death sound in zeepkist.

[@Apocalypsee07]

Well, you asked for it... : What the actual frick is a feet? As a user of the superior metric units i feel offended :D

[@nightcrawlerau919]

What a video kAN… so entertaining! This map had me on the edge of my seat

[@Thezxc568III]

the nascar at le mans was amazing, for its weight class and everything. Around the last quarter of the race it tore out its own gearbox, plead the judges for an exception to fix the gearbox because they were an exhibition car. Got back on the track in an hour and finished 39th overall.

[@MrLarsgren]

haha kan . that no wheel finish reminded me of toppers landing scene in hotshots XD

[@JanTonovski]

Could you and Dapper do another Spyparty episode? I really enjoy those videos where you try to distract each other

[@Endelin]

Dapper can talk, but the only words he can say are the names of different kinds of cheese.

[@icebergmm]

"Oppression units" killed me.

[@dweezil6969]

Kan is taking Zeepkist into Grey Still Plays territory. Next people will be building challenge tracks for Kan to finish.

[@sloppyjoe9204]

"I'll do lines man, I don't mind" kAN 2023

[@FUGP72]

Wait a second though...Is the speed accurate to the size of each block? If you made a track that had exactly 3333 road pieces in a straight line, and a booster than instantly got you to 200 KPH, and you never did anything to slow down, would the track take exactly 1 minute?

[@bleachedkill]

It would take 1 minute to get to the last checkpoint, but not the finish. 3 checkpoints + finish. So probably 1 minute 20 seconds?

[@benjaminfranklin329]

No, it would be 208 road pieces, each piece is 16m long. The math works out pretty well with the track above. At 96 pieces per section with 4 sections the total length was 16*96*4 (6144m) which would take 1:50 at 200, obviously this doesn't account for the starting acceleration or the extra distance covered by air time or the slightly above 200 speed for most of the downhill.

[@Andy.Ripley]

wish I could give muti likes, that no wheel finish deserves a short and a spotlight on the main page.

[@MadMikael]

Interesting track, was hoping you'd go photo mode at the end so we could see how steep it was and how bad the jumps were... maybe next time ;)

[@Voriki2]

"I'll do lines, man." Are we still talking about voice acting?

[@jekanyika]

1:40 I was about to say this. The game was made by a European I doubt any feet were involved.

[@benrex7775]

it was programmed so mostly hands were involved.

[@DrSpecialful]

16m by 96 blocks is 1536m, a mile is ~1600m. So if you want it in casual units, it’s ‘Level 8 but (nearly) every mile the bumps get bigger’

[@roccov3614]

I love watching Zeepkist content but never had the desire to buy it (not my sort of game I guess). But, as requested, I just added it to my wish list. You're cool Yannic. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. :)

[@Dubanx]

You missed an opportunity to name this "Level 8, but worse".

[@unavailable9486]

whats a 1000 feet?

[@AlovicGrim]

Seeing the map is what it is, and you beat it without any wheels. Would you say you were skipping rocks? So many rocks and jumps after all.

[@widders1]

So 16mx96 is only 1.5km but its actually 5039ft so only 5 times over the title 😂

[@devttyUSB0]

Love the chat :) Loved the track and kAN's skidding finish :)

[@zivecef]

still confused how my first and only finish, which was my first run, won

[@friend610]

why did i get recommended this video on its anniversary

[@goop9086]

That last part of the video with 0 wheels was the coolest thing that ever happened in his videos

[@bbittercoffee]

Oh man that finish was actually so funny lmao

[@brutace9219]

It's roughly every 3000 feet if you want to be more accurate. Edit: or 1000 yards... Idk know how many will get this reference but congrats! You beat .22 man.

[@Mikemk_]

It's every 5,039 feet. Not sure how you define roughly

[@brutace9219]

@@Mikemk_ it's 3300 ft. You can check in two ways, simply check 1 km in ft or go by km-miles-feet. 1 mile is 1.6 km, 5280 ft is 1 mile, so 5280/1.6. Not sure how 5000 ft would be 1 km when 5280 is 1 mile and a mile is 1.6 km. Side note, if anyone wants a simple way to remember km to miles, remember 100 km is 60-62 mph.

[@Scare-_-Crow]

Imagine moving that speed in a soapbox car it's around 124 ish mph 😮

[@cjslime8847]

What’s a mph?

[@kingwolfieboy8226]

I'm European, so km and meters are pretty easy to understand, but feet and inches and miles and such, I have no clue how works, or to transfer to my measurements..😂😂😢😢😂 (I'm also Scandinavian and Norwegian 😅❤❤❤❤)

[@jacksonstarky8288]

Any system of measurement that has no single conversion factor is definitely oppression units. On the other hand, base 10 is just as silly as inconsistent conversion factors, because 10 has only two prime factors, which leads to all kinds of nasty repeating fractional forms. We need base 12 numbers and a base-12-based measurement system (yes, like inches and feet, but like nothing else in "freedom" units)... base 12 isn't perfect either, but it's better than base 10. Let the arguments begin!

[@olsson1987]

Someone should make a "straight jump" track from motocross event. Just technical jumps that u need to brake for 😂

[@Rararawr]

So if its 96 sections of 16 meters, thats almost 1600 meters, which is about a mile. So the whole track is 4 miles, and you're going 200kph, which is 120mph ish, the math checks out that it should be 2 minutes

[@leslienope-unintended8354]

I wonder if there’s a height difference in game with your wheels on and off. If so, you could make a ‘look ma, no hands’ track that requires a skidding finish by putting an oblong checkpoint just before the finish.

[@syndensesteffensmeier9341]

Good video, but at the beginning the characters keep talking about something called "kalamiters" does anyone know what these are? A quick Google Search only showed me olives and construction tools.

[@Sascuache123]

Wishlist!!!!! For every person that wishlists zeepkist there will be one less bullying insult to him from his dev buddies. 🎼 “in the eyes of an angel” 🎶 lol

[@deannaparr9448]

at 4:43, who is that talking? The guy that says tat he is supposed to be being a bad friend.

[@deannaparr9448]

Nvm, 5:52, someone said that it's TwoFace.

[@deannaparr9448]

He seems funny.

[@MostDopeWooper]

I bought zeepkist but shortly after, my pc completely crashed never could join your servers 😢

[@RobertJackson-vc9rk]

I don't know what you guys are talking about when you say black pavement rocks cause I can easily see the rocks on the black pavement.

[@billsahlen446]

What’s a kilometer I deal in FREEDOM units!!!

[@osterpenpen9379]

So, if each road piece is 16x16 meters, then your 96 piece sections are 0.954 miles.

[@chpgmr1372]

The Nascar did so well because it didnt have to follow any rules like the rest of the cars. Also its barely a Nascar since they redesigned and changed so much.

[@Gn8Lif3]

This is basicly drunk driving The longer it goes the more you realize you got a problem

[@Burrito_Legend]

How much did it took to validate your track? It can't be that long, mine took 2 in a half days to valiate

[@Eternal_Night69]

So I stead of 1000feet it's 3280.84 feet the jumps get worse no?

[@playzgames474]

Thought this was a graystillplays video from the thumbnail

[@Poldovico]

so, each "1000 feet" section is about 4.5k feet in length :P

[@nulano]

it's actually slightly over 5000ft.

[@Poldovico]

@@nulano yeah, I was doing the very imprecise 1m = 3ft rounding.

[@turbovinci0162]

You would totally find this track under a familyguy video.

[@yamahasean125]

it would be interesting to have a track that instead of checkpoints i0t just has like hella speed checks

[@mihalydozsa2254]

I hate when the road texture follows the car as you move fast, I always wondered why does that happen.

[@asxn_edits]

Lmaoooo ,maybe try to make a track where all ur wheels are broken ,so now ur just snow boardin the track

[@Davidiscrazy]

Metric units are simple units while American units hurt my brain units

[@oskarsieka233]

"Moguls" ? Those are WOOPS!

[@spookyblush-speedruns]

zeepkist uses meters. also that no-wheel finish was great.

[@dirkkrohn1907]

0:31 You made like Jorge of the Jungle with that rock kAN.

[@pastasketti]

this track is one of those gta courses that plays under family guy clips

[@toolng1798]

I already know what mobile game it was based on: dune

[@Silentsouls]

Whahaha, what the hell is a meter, well it is what "Freedom" units are derived from

[@ILEFTCAPS0N]

Lost all wheels and still made a decent time. Skillz for dayz.

[@ianpounds3501]

hey i know what meters and kilometers are and i use "freedom units"

[@felwraithgaming]

"These arent freedom units" Im dying

[@CounterfeitDuck]

MORE A08! (please, don't)

[@Otherversian]

As an Aussie, I still don't know how long "one foot" is lmao

[@batchmotorsport]

Garage 56 mentioned roarrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@Exterminate-bd8bg]

instead of simlish, get chat gpt to make a language, yannic

[@lilbiskut5465]

Bro was off by almost 3k feet 🤣(Or 1.5 km)

[@a.w.5682]

I’m glad Kosmo actually knows about the NASCAR in Le Mans, it was incredible. One thing though, while yeah the NASCAR DESTROYED its competition, it didn’t have the same rules as the cars it was competing against

[@evernewb2073]

shhhhhh, you're not supposed to pay attention to that part. seriously though, while that thing was cheating six ways to sunday no matter what rulebook you look through it was apparently a pretty cool testbed...basically they just grabbed a bunch of engineers from all over the place handed them a shop and a wad of cash and told them the only rule was that it had to look somewhat like a nascar. even the pitstop was because they got to do basically an F1 pitstop.

[@joelvdbrink8799]

Whats a feet and why didnt he just say a Mile instead of 1000 feet. /s

[@amandacourtney3519]

This reminds me of one of your tracks you did a long time ago

[@nyra007]

More like inspired by mogul gaming.

[@brettboaz2637]

No but really, wats a kilometer?🇺🇸

[@waaksaam8525]

Sorry diodn't wishlist it I just bought it

[@Coren024]

Doing the math, each grid is 16 m and Kan went 96 grids. 16x96= 1536 m. That turns into 5039 ft. So each segment is almost a mile long. If you wanted to be true to the title, each part would be 1/5 the length which would have made ~24 second long track.

[@personne1341]

I'm European so : What's a feet in meter?

[@versuzzero5335]

That finish was hilarious.

[@petint]

Here's a better title: *SUFFERING*

[@Goreganacher]

silly people using miles and centimeters

[@Omega1907]

Shouldn't be buying Zeepkist be more important than wishlisting for Yannik? 🤔

[@JoshuaGutz]

he explained in another video, I think it was one of kosmo's, that he was at a conference of game devs and they were chatting about their steam numbers, and apparently their "conversion ratio", of wishlists to purchases. The other devs were giving him a hard time because while he''s got good metrics for purchases, his conversion ratio was garbage, so he's half joking half serious when he says to wishlist as it's to try and boost that metric up. EDIT: just watched the end, they give the short version of this in the last 5 seconds of the video.

[@TheChosenVaultDwellersVault]

I’m wish listing for yannic

[@MrRedpanda2442]

This is cool and all but what is a kilometer

[@innocentrabbit-dl7ji]

what is a feet?

[@quizmo7150]

One football

[@tinytruck2108]

what the FRICK is a kilometer

[@Ulysses_S_Grant_18]

I think it's just swell

[@camothewhamo]

5:46 Yay I got into the vid (name camo22)

[@guillermoelnino]

Imperial system for the win!

[@Mcclaan]

What the frick is a kilometeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

[@Darkenrall1]

We need Yannic in scrapmecanic games!!!

[@anjuju2]

"Sometimes" Painfull?

[@gamingodyssey8295]

The comic sans thumbnail 💀

[@thomasbradley8063]

I want to see unique's vew of that finish

[@mattyorshin]

i agree pokemon needs voice acting

[@alexengineering3060]

a km is our verstion of aa mile here in canada

[@WibleWobble]

Variating lvl 08 has just become a meme in the community. Someone has to make the most detailed, insanely decorated, visual orgasm of a level 8

[@matheusGMN]

I don't know if this was pain or not hahaha x)

[@supC_]

What’s a feet? What’s that in meters?