Kansiime on a blind date. Fresh African comedy. 2020

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[@benedictakudumo8255]

Who is still watching with me in 2024😂

[@stellahwanyoike7865]

🙋🏾‍♀️😘

[@roniahkaseke8789]

I am rocking from Zimbabwe ☺️

[@ugaticia]

am here😃😃

[@user-gf7bg3qf2r]

Tuko wengi😂😂😂😂

[@ruthwangeci9267]

Had watched many years ago and still love it all over. This girl is a vibe😂😅

[@drgamu]

"Lean back I'm ovulating." If more sisters were this honest they'd be in less trouble🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@blackqueen5804]

Gamuchirai Kwaramba so true we learning brow😂

[@trudytriad4574]

Rean back, I'm ovurating. 😂😅😁

[@nambugukimberly2200]

am ovulating......this killed me....had he come any closer Kansiime ...what would be happening

[@Fionafio]

Taura hako Gamuchirai.

[@jemmieefrank5646]

Eeehhh...ovulating 😂😂😋lutenizing hormone at the peak

[@LilianMollen-hm3nn]

3 years later and i can't get over this clip😂😂😂😂😂if Kansiime can't make you laugh I don't who can.

[@lavhelesaniprecious4709]

Who is here watching and reading them comments 😂😂😂😂😂Anne

[@nozibuzematwa8689]

✋🏾😅

[@wk2yakulatuyakula759]

Lavhelesani Precious what. You. Say

[@pawpaw326]

Meh hahaha

[@murunginathan4963]

😂😂😂 same here

[@user-ep8pc4bl1h]

Me

[@fionaskyler3704]

Can't blame kansiime, this guy is too hot to be true 🤣🤣

[@nchimunyasiadunkah8141]

Lol I know right

[@everkabete6645]

that is true

[@susanguye6258]

@@nchimunyasiadunkah8141 ig

[@susanguye6258]

@@everkabete6645 jjh

[@susanguye6258]

P

[@musasamelasoncasenduli1086]

Lean back Lean back I'm ovulating.. Kansiime, you wanna kill me.... I laughed all my guts out.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. In real situations, Anne was honest, sometimes somethings might be too good to be true. Love you Anne, from South Africa, Durban.

[@ruthkatatumba1812]

Am ovulating killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@immasorganicskincare9118]

😂😂😂😂

[@nyinyibito1757]

😂😂😂😂

[@mune0ariyl594]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rejoice6772]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tshifhiwamutshena6983]

I can't stop Laughing all the way from south Africa that guy is too good to be true kansime know her league😂😂😂😂

[@gcobisadyani5123]

Continue loving 🤣🤣🤣 one love from South Africa

[@RanMineKinbini]

Kkkkkkkk

[@mariachinagwa2891]

I get you now I can't stop laughing I CAN'T START SOMETHING I CAN'T END

[@komuhimbosaudah3842]

She's not ready to compete 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@natashabanda8396]

Can you imagine

[@sandrandhlovu6727]

"😹😹I know this is a blind date but sir you must be truly blind". Anne you gonna kill me # watching from Zimbabwe

[@coreansanders8278]

Sandra 😲

[@sandrandhlovu6727]

@@coreansanders8278 Yes

[@missmash6493]

@@sandrandhlovu6727 Fellow zimbo zithini

[@Jemy.M]

Zimboos heereee 😝

[@carolinezawaira192]

Hahaha😂😂😂from Zim

[@charlygram_official]

Kansiime said “you’re too good to be true” I died laughing 😂😆. Sister is avoiding heartbreak👍😀

[@nyamushagidorah1832]

Dope, prevention is better

[@lydianassolo2788]

True

[@mugishapatience4929]

Charly Peace surely

[@edithcruz1998]

Mbu....who's amazing.😅😅😅😅😅

[@marykioko7614]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shezy4240]

Kansiime:You two elephant are not going to fight from here and break my eggs for free🤣🤣

[@nansubugaallen5304]

Hahaha

[@CreateCraftsandQuotes]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kaleene1804]

😆😆😆😂😂😂😂 😆

[@gaudensiamwankemwa4532]

Hahahaha!

[@soniahakizimana3349]

@@gaudensiamwankemwa4532 35wl moip79

[@Fionafio]

"You 2 elephants are not going to fight....and break my eggs for free"😂😂😂😂

[@joshuachemutai8965]

"And when you smile and then there's a window in the teeth" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kmuturi238]

"Lean back, lean back please, am ovulating" 😂😂😂😂😂 My ribs are still hurting

[@elvinkerubo7673]

😂😂😂cant stop laughing

[@bintsirajtv5944]

I love when Black women stay true to their COLOURS....😝🥰

[@othmansalum4191]

dats lit..!

[@etapekang1992]

I wonder if she thinks about these things on the spot or plans them ahead. She is so good hahaha.

[@millybadze2117]

I wonder too😅😅she’s just soooo funny 😁

[@harryozor2334]

That's what gets me d most..I wonder if she actually writes the script..or she just starts talking waaa😂

[@faridaothman]

Hallo From Tanzania nimechelewa naombeni like zang hapa

[@joycepulei9872]

Tanzania wapiiiii?????

[@reneynambsbinjks8830]

Welcome

[@winifridashayo1866]

We are here

[@yolanda908]

"I cannot start something, I don't know how to end" Kansime Why? I love you from South Africa

[@rukundomicheal4626]

haaaa

[@hasifahnankinga3130]

Am not gd by liking comments bt thnx to love Anni

[@freedomplanet3572]

I love this song kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3vcaZmbprSXgqs how is it

[@meekulunadulanghelo920]

Apparently 🤣🤣🤣👌

[@nozibuzematwa8689]

"I could die in poverty looking at you" 😂🤣👌🏾💖

[@sarah73235]

Kansiime loves beautiful people but from a distance, coz attention is the only competition she hates 😅😅😅

[@nyinyibito1757]

😂😂😂

[@patiescott419]

😂😂😂

[@MrEmalipula]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Tiger_brave]

😂🤣😂🤣 I love this lady so much...she's so hilarious 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

[@kittykat1892]

😂😂😂"I cannot start something I don't know how to end"

[@winniewendy8390]

Our East African ninja 😍😍😍 Kenya loves u Ann..

[@johnsonmwaura131]

Mmh yes

[@MrEmalipula]

True

[@euniemruka484]

"How would i end a relationship with you" that part killed me....... That man is something else.

[@richardngabirano9874]

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[@mildredsoneka8158]

🎉

[@nabulyashakrahadam2774]

Found this clip on Facebook straight to KZbin 😂😂😂😂

[@shiinditileni9770]

You two elephants can not fight here😂😂, go fight in your compound and cause earthquake 😂😂🤣, Kansiime queen of comedy 👸

[@krishnamwangi1899]

"Call me for anything but not for a relationship" Kansiime you are extra. Lol😂😂😂

[@sandianbc8732]

Lol. 😂😂😂😂😂 Anne is right. I have looked at some guys too and said , thank you but no thanks. I can't be played in the middle of the day just like that. Sorry it's not him it's me😂😂😂😂😂

[@mercymurimi3337]

Hahaha i totally agree. I've been there😂😂

[@merohatutanise3989]

🤣🤣🤣 lean back, lean back please, I’m ovulating 🤣🤣🤣 And the guy is good looking & having a smartphone whereas Kansiime is having a Nokia 3310 🤣🤣🤣 even the cats & dogs will be competing 🤣🤣🤣

[@MsXtines]

“Don’t cry for me Argentina” these sketches are everything 😂😂 love from +254 🇰🇪

[@scovyaporsha777]

I started seeing Kansiime on WhatsApp. I've been in the UK for a while so the laugh you give me makes me feel close to home. You're very blessed. Keep being you and Blessings to you Always. Much Love 💕

[@peaceharmony3934]

"Calm down? This is not a moment of silence!" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@phyllis_Zee]

I died of laughter even before watching the whole clip 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm weak... Much love from South Africa ♥️♥️♥️♥️ I love your lady!! 💖👌🏾👏🏾

[@harryozor2334]

From Nigeria and I love kansiime a lot..she just talks too much...I would be at d receiving end of her talks and I won't be angry bcus I would be wondering where she's getting her words.. Her accent is funny to me and her words are unimaginable by me😂

[@chloeirambona7431]

Go fight in the compound and cause earthquakes 😂😂😂😂

[@ellennghihepa9067]

😂😂😂😂

[@PrincessMmatlou]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@NatuhweraJackie]

Your too good to be true, kansiime never disappoint, who is here with me in 2024

[@MiJeyra]

Who looked at their elbows to determine their age? Kansime you go kill us with laughter😂

[@naomymoraa1154]

I just did🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@harrietsimasiku3705]

24years and worked for 20years please think before lying 😂 😂 😂

[@lovesaafrican2578]

Kansime you always say Gerald doesn't have 6pack then you meet the one with 6pack and you become dizzy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@laminjoof9733]

😂😂😂

[@belindaachieng2353]

😂😂😂😂

[@rejoiceafflu662]

😂

[@nontocebekhulu8731]

love SA african 😹😹😹😹😹

[@speedfreak-ke]

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[@lydiahmwasame5668]

Did kansime just insulted her customer with "you smile then there is a window "😮😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@TrebleXo-od5en]

I just got that by reading it. I thought she meant a window to the soul bc the smile was so beautiful n intriguing. But seeing the woman have a gap now is 😂😂😂😂😂! She was really READING THEM!!

[@carrolflaviatim3046]

😂😂😂 this level of politeness and securing ur peace deserves an oscar

[@amlaahmed3189]

Two elephants can't fighting inside her shop brok he eggs kansiime Ur so funny

[@melanin4499]

I started laughing when she walked towards her date but then turns her back and calls him on the phone😂 I knew this was going to make my Monday lit😆 Kansi sending good vibes from AUS 😊

[@oliviaseed1199]

I do that

[@melanin4499]

@@oliviaseed1199 it's funny seeing as she knew straight away it's too good to be true.

[@preciousjuma6080]

You and me both😂😂😂, she prolly was like this cant be him, maybe he hasn't arrived yet

[@layaniwanfakosebazhangakan4906]

Me too

[@Pauline12365]

The date - That was too real and strength. She knows herself and walked away. 💪🏿 💗😂😂😂

[@Girlfriends659]

It's good to know ur league , and thanks for being brave enough to avoid heart break.

[@namarashillah9960]

So u mean if he leans forward u will conceive😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 please my ninja spare my ribs

[@kristiekabs2594]

😁😁😁😁🤭

[@oneafricaafrica4all486]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hannahmtenda3606]

😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@sarahwanjiru4002]

Seem so.

[@thenaturelover7]

Exactly 🤦🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mercie4840]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂. Don't cry for me here. This is not UN. 😂😂😂

[@maggiekiryokya8275]

Lean back am ovulating... You gat me gal🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dianeasima3096]

When she said " what is this, I can't take u home" I almost fainted 😂😂😂

[@kylnieponga4809]

The way i love this cute woman! I love you Kansiime! You always put a smile on my face

[@samanthaumutoni8273]

This one has finished me and all my ancestors 🤣🤣🤣 Kansime you are such a pain killer watching you is so therapeutic. God bless you!

[@elinahampaire3759]

My ribs oooh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ladyanaai2561]

Kansiime my all time favourite comedian. Nakupenda Sana Kansiime Anne.

[@user-zx7ns8fl2r]

😂😂😂,"miss Kansiime", you go break my ribs ooh

[@matombolutendo6017]

Our Queen 👑❤️🥰

[@nomxhosapekani7966]

I came here to stop thinking about Corona. I am stuck in Germany and had to cancel my flight home due to the flight ban 😭😭

[@sandranamuyomba5907]

Oh sorry dear may the Lord put his edge of protection around u in Jesus' name 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@MrsPenPal]

Sorry to hear that love 💛. I made some vids about the travel ban and stuffs. Yeah Italy got hit bad. Stay safe 💛

[@sosh3296]

We apparently have 260cases in my Home state. America is also on a lock down. No flights no nothing. No supplies, stores are empty. We r out of toilet papers. May God safely see us through.

[@nomxhosapekani7966]

@@sandranamuyomba5907 Thanks dear, at least the area I'm in it's a bit safe so far. I just sucks not to be with family at this point. I know people are used to using Jesus as a comfort but fact is he can't do nothing about this. A pastor in Korea is the cause of at leat 50% of infections there, cause they were saying no weapon formed against us, now more people are sick prooving that religion is just wishful thinking. Wishing you and your loved ones health and saftey.

[@nomxhosapekani7966]

@@MrsPenPal Yeah I know, my colleague is Italian and also can't go home. Apparently a news clip mentioned that Itally did not stop their Chinese imports even after the outbreak hence the huge numbers. As usual Governments puts money before people.

[@MHina-s2l]

This comedy opens blind eyes Kansiime you nailed it ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@ummuabeeha1677]

Honestly ,with good guy my insecurities rise at full gear.I feel you anne

[@patrickmunyao8487]

Thats how handsome men we are still single kansiime you just got its too good to be true.....Kenya's lovem

[@abbeypretty2196]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaay 👌 favorite 😘😘😘😘 number one as usual 🇰🇪❤️❤️

[@radthiamaganyi9003]

feel free to call me for anything apart from a date. Konka mazima. This costume that was designed for her my goodness. Made the blind date lit😂🤣

[@mariahshereni]

“i dont think they counted you as one person on the cencus,6 body parts”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@engelmwatilile4670]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 chai

[@angelkats5115]

I wish every girl knows that class attracts class😂😂Anne thanks for this skit

[@emiolaadesina4095]

Hmm, yes and no. And I don't think this has anything to do with self esteem.

[@talentthedancer7237]

This literally happened to me akisinimecheka 😂😂😭😭politely lean back is my new catch phrase 😂

[@nontsikelelothandeka9294]

God I wish I can talk like Kansiime😅😅🙌 she talks non stop lord...

[@jolly_11_09]

It's ironic hearing Kansime telling another person that they talk too much😂😂

[@ireenmkandawire5844]

I was also surprised😂

[@Alexkibali]

Not a moment of silence🤣🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lairadete254]

Anna please, behave. The guy issa snack😂😂

[@joanznutritioncorner7633]

Kansiime: i could die in poverty not knowing 😭😭😂😂

[@CynthiaBitutu.]

You are too good to be true 😂😂😂it’s not you it’s me 😂😂😂

[@TheNyakaat]

As funny as this sounds, it truly does happen. I had an ex who ended the relationship because she felt it was too good to be true. Hahaha... There is no telling what low self esteem can do to a person. When you don't see yourself with worth, you won't be able to receive anything good into your life.

[@deborahundergrace2776]

Nyakaat Ahahahah she wasn’t ready .

[@shizma7917]

But the guys tho!!! Too juicy

[@TheNyakaat]

@@deborahundergrace2776 she wasn't.

[@helenbutoyi3944]

It isn't really a matter of self esteem but rather of reality. Some want peaceful lives free of too much compe

[@TheNyakaat]

@@helenbutoyi3944 mine was not an issue of good looks (although I am not bad looking). She said I treated her so well that she felt it was too good to be true. My interpretation of that was simply that she wasn't the one for me.

[@brightsitima7708]

i love the way Ugandans speak their English

[@Kemigishamercy]

Not all Ugandans speak like that dear, Kasiime comes from the south Western part of Uganda, thats that accent. Accents are different depending on the language and location in the country.

[@nantongolydia5855]

Shz is Ugandan dat is the fact

[@nayigasarah3985]

She is a Ugandan, he said he loves how we speak English 👌 It's funny how you want to rate how poor her ascent is, yet your tribe(kemigisha) has the worst ascent. She is representing us, and she is so fluent, we love you kansiime

[@daisygloria3671]

I'm Ugandan too, we know that she has a great English accent though she uses the one from her native town in the skits

[@mercyakampulira8997]

Oh my God this my best of all,, oh God kansiime

[@thisismystone9658]

When she said she was ovulating. I could relate. In certain times you just have to refuse someone coming next to you.

[@HDbhzi]

Him: you're amazing Kansiime: who's amazing?me or ??😀😀😀😀😀😀

[@katsymnatasha9646]

"When you smile and there is a window"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emnetzerit1195]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 i died at that she is so sarcastic

[@suzanmumwitney5057]

😂 😂 😂 😂 Ur too good to be true. Ann spare my ribs. 😂😂

[@estherkawudha90]

I hear I like you and booom continue liking aaaah can't stop laughing

[@meganmac132]

"Lean back lean back, I am ovulating"got me dead😆

[@fatimasow6887]

"...you are the kind of people who I can die in poverty without knowing because am looking at you👀"😝😆🤣🤣 I just had to replay this one🤣 Your dressing made you look like you just came from Mparo🤭

[@highlyfevad]

My friend you're here too. Ala i died laughing😂😂😂😂😂

[@computerlessons7753]

This lady is hilarious, she is not willing to compete. can't stop smiling

[@kibonefiona5337]

Hahahaha kansime you can destroy people's minds 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@soundbiteswithBlessie]

"Don't cry for me Argentina!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am FINI-SHED

[@Christellasuggs]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fadhymtanga]

Your number one fan is here.

[@boombahtz]

Lol! "Give yourself some outside"... I love you for that one Anne...!

[@marthanghiilwamo4339]

"Fight in the compound and cause earthquakes"😂😂😂😂

[@namumerci9127]

Oh Glory b 2 GOD & thkx ma ninja & be blesssed

[@MrsPenPal]

Anne you glow naturally no make up yet so radiant 😗

[@minahmaseko3235]

😂😂😂😂"when you smile there's a window in the teeth"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@christinemimi7066]

I died🥺😩🤣🤣

[@RechealBera]

Banange dis lady🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉😂

[@mpholuciamakhado9173]

Lean back am ovulating😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂i love u kansiime

[@charmainempeta4346]

Meet this "women" or meet this woman🙌😂😂😂

[@kanyesigyecissy2525]

Dear Anne, I think you should do a part 2 of the blind date🥰🥰🥰 it was so hilarious

[@silenthealer4090]

Don’t cry for me Argentina 🇦🇷!!!! Screeeaaammming!!! This children have picked up my things and carried them all the way to Africa!!!

[@munguci12]

"Lie things that are realistic."😂😂😂

[@albertmaswabi242]

That guy is a whole art, broh is on another level.

[@elizabethakili8378]

Lean Back sir I'm asking politely😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂She's next level

[@Ladysepy99]

😅 "I go home, you take me, take my neighbors, my mother, and I end up competing for attention with dogs and pets"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tah as much as this is funny but it happens and it's true, she really saved herself from a heartbreak. He's too hot to be real

[@karuragirljustus5555]

Who’s watching 3/19/20 corona will not stop us from laughing 😂

[@rosemarykatogomusanga1619]

Watching Feb..2021

[@thinavhuyolockecia9358]

😂😂😂 don’t feel bad it’s not you, it’s me

[@shalomthembydonga1748]

thinavhuyo lockecia this line has ended a lot of relationships 😂😂😂🚮

[@thinavhuyolockecia9358]

Shalom Themby Donga 😂😂 eyy and you’ll be there wondering, what are you trying to say😂😂😂😂

[@macebinjoko3946]

We love you kansiime ..all the way from South africa

[@gladysknasz4298]

This is organic comedy...This is exactly how we be feeling on blind dates if a guy turns out hot...we jst hv no guts to say so or even be candid abt it like kansime...

[@janenjenga5639]

Kansiime is hot pepper she never disappoint with her cracking jokes 🤣🤣🇰🇪🇰🇪✊