Karen ATTACKS ME for grabbing my MOBILE ORDER at STARBUCKS, claiming that I'm CUTTING LINE

[@AmItheJerk]

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[@needforspeedpro2005]

how is this comment from 6 days ago it just uploaded 4 hours ago

[@AI_ROBOT_]

Hmmm and only 1 reply

[@Jake_HasFun1234]

Hello

[@ConnorPugs]

It’s actually crazy how many entitled Karens there are in this world 😮

[@Samurai-cats]

Yo what’s good Conor

[@thenexttangle8568]

Indeed It really is surprising

[@GabePickles3837]

Hey, Connor! So surprising to see you here!

[@liz-zy]

Yea it is and these are only the Karen's we know off

[@Ilikecars-yf2ip]

True bro

[@animefanfreak4269]

My question for that Karen would have been "did no one ever tell you life's not fair?"

[@shadowknight1121]

No because her parents never told her no.

[@edsageseamaster3440]

Ooooooooo danm

[@LeoP147]

​@@edsageseamaster3440what does danm mean? It's supposed to be damn

[@p.k.953]

The OP from the first story is probably a bookworm cause so much detail just to describe a Karen is just too much😂

[@JamesDavy2009]

There's nothing wrong with being a bookworm; especially now when reading a hard copy is less prevalent.

[@Real_realitiz]

Eyes :😮 Ears : 🧐🤔 Mouth : Karen wasn't told life isn't fair

[@jackmemphis777]

I was thinking the same thing, that level of extreme detail in every sentence sounded like a professional writer level of prowess

[@FlyingBaco]

Remember there’s a difference between a “bookworm(person who likes reading)” and a “nerd(smart person who is sometimes annoying)”

[@icicle.]

@@FlyingBaco not everyone who excels in a certain profession is a nerd, at least that’s what people put the label to

[@jasoncarpp7742]

*Story 1:* It doesn't matter where in the world you are, you're going to encounter an *"entitled karen"* somewhere. It's crazy how this one behaved towards OP when she was simply trying to collect her order of coffee.

[@Charles-7]

it's likely possible that even in Antarctica, you're bound to run into one.

[@HunterMallinois]

Mars??

[@Charles-7]

@@HunterMallinoisI hope not, cause a person that insane should stay on this planet, that will be at the mercy of the sun expending in a billion years.

[@JamesDavy2009]

@@Charles-7 Emperor penguins act like humans. That's a fact of nature. That being said, I'm sure there's at least one penguin that displays a crazy sense of entitlement like one female that wanted to be given at least sixty certain rocks before she is willing to mate.

[@Charles-7]

@@JamesDavy2009 well entitled penguins is one thing, humans that act stupidly entitled are very much another.

[@blaktigr84]

Story 1: That Karen was a liar. She was just next to get her own drink, & would be damned to allow otherwise. She just wanted to punish OP for so by making her get in line with, as opposed to like, everyone else. If they traded places, you KNOW that Karen would take the opportunity to eat that circumstance up.

[@rainbowpegacornstudios]

Story 1: If they ordered the drink online, you'd think that'd be easily understood, but I guess there's always gonna be that *ONE* unruly idiot who ruins the day for everybody.

[@RunnyBabbitMom]

I had a karen "lightly tap" me with her car when I ordered online at a pizza place. I walked in and back out and as I was getting ready to cross in front of her car that was in the drive thru she blew her horn so I waited thinking she was leaving. She screamed at me that I needed to wait like everyone else, I told her I ordered online so no wait. She screamed at the top of her lungs "That's not fair!" I wanted to get home and was tired of listening to her so I started across, she threw her car into gear and hit me with her car bad enough she messed up my leg. When the police came she said she just lightly tapped me and I was just being melodramatic. They called an ambulance and she wad arrested with assault with a dangerous weapon. She said they had no right to arrest her for a little light tap. Everyone around was screaming at her that she hit an old woman with an f-ing car, she said I couldn't possibly be over 25. I don't know of anyone who is 25 with the gray hairs I have. In the end she had to pay for all my doctor bills I have from her "light tap" I still have a limp and my doctor thinks that will never go away.

[@QueenGoatGirl]

Some people are so caught up in their entitlement they don’t even stop to think how their actions might impact others.

[@Riverstyx-k6m]

It's the paragraph guy!!!

[@agentmaryland1239]

Sounds like she's just mad she wasn't smart enough to gather that you could pre-order your drink on their app. Which, if you even stepped near the building of most places, they have it plastered literally all over the place to 'skip the line, order ahead of time!'.

[@niona_not]

The first story felt so much like a novel, the op did a great job at writing it!

[@parthsavyasachi9348]

Creative writing 😅😅

[@P.t_comics_and_gaming]

Bro got a P rank on his creative writing project in english

[@Lillycat22]

Yea

[@BBBrownieIrelyn]

i have a feeling that it's ai

[@HarryFrost-qu8th]

I’ve been to Australia, there’s no lawyers required. If you hit someone in Australia they hit you back twice as hard. Some Australians tend to use fists first questions later. Plus a few of my Australian friends say the police don’t do much about assault because alot of times they say “did you see them do it?” There is too much Nelly-podging around in regards to the police.

[@superplayer472]

Did you see them do it? Of course I did I got smacked in the face

[@FlyingBaco]

I’m one of the “fist first questions after people”. Atleast I have the mindset,I’m a minor so I don’t go out on my own in public enough to experience this

[@the_insanity_cam]

"CLEARLY THE CORRUPTION RUNS DEEP" got me laughing like bro ur not a freaking riddle and then goes "Do YOU eVEn kNOw wHO i Am?"

[@_aballa_]

The first story reminds me of the prepaid ticket scene from the Regular Show

[@ladygrimm6661]

Glad I'm not the only one who thought of that

[@mikemccann6319]

You hit me in a store and I will hit you right back. But I don't go to Starbucks for coffee I make mine at home

[@jtscott3849]

But Australia...

[@mikemccann6319]

I don't care what country you are in self-defense. I was bullied as a kid I refuse to be hit and not hit back. I learned how to fight in a catholic highschool. I will not be assaulted anymore. I'm trained to use a PR24 baton i use my cane as a baton when needed. I live in one of the worst cities in the state of California. If your wondering remember seing the 7-11 clerk beating the guy with a mop handle. That was 4 blocks from my houseboat and across the street from the police station

[@ceecee6521]

Probably the wisest decision anyone could make when it comes to coffee. Have you SEEN how much a Starbucks coffee is??

[@garystein8610]

I used to take the bus everywhere, and every bus stop had a Starbucks nearby. I spent a lot of $$$ drinking coffee between busses!

[@JamesDavy2009]

@@jtscott3849 You get far better coffees in Melbourne that cost as much as a Starbucks coffee.

[@princessmarlena1359]

I got into a fight with a Karen when I was picking up a customer’s online app order. She accused me of cutting in line despite standing in the designated online app order line (clearly marked). Karen told me not to cut in line, I pointed to the sign on the counter indicating the line I was in was for online orders. She said “I don’t care if you’re picking up some invalid shut-in’s order! Wait in the main line like everyone else!”. I told her to F* off, and when she tried to stop me from leaving with the order I stomped on her foot to make me let go of me, and then ran off with the order. I delivered the food, but for a while I stopped taking any orders at that restaurant for a while (I didn’t get that many from there anyway).

[@HarryFrost-qu8th]

Well you stood on her foot so that will teach her a lesson, that she can’t just go up and grab someone rather violently without getting a backlash. I hope you left her a bruise which made it difficult for her to walk on for a couple of weeks.

[@R0tting_c0rpse8]

I honestly love this channel just because of all the drama

[@nano9924]

“Icy wrath of Hades” “As this Demon rages” NAH OP VALID FOR THIS😂

[@QuickManEXE]

Story 1: Some people just can't understand that ordering online is a thing these days... it isnt "special treatment". This Karen was extremely out of line and the moment she got physical, the OP shoud've done the same and/or called the security/cops long before all of this. Some people just shouldn't be allowed out in public. Story 2: Even at a Disney park, people need to hear the 4 great words of "Right to refuse service". They knew the rules before all of this, so they should've either shut up or just gone to other rides. Good thing the employees stayed cool and stood their ground here. Story 3: Yeah, the mom is a complete jerk here and way too overparticular. It's one thing to have a clean and tidy house, but this is just way beyond anything normal. The malicious compliance here was hilarious here, but i'm not really surprised on the mom's reaction to all of this. Don't like it when it's turned around on you, do you? If only the OP is able to get away from the mom and that household. She's just batty.

[@jasoncarpp7742]

*Story 1:* I've never ordered anything online, so I don't know how things work. But I've always tried to be respectful to anyone who comes in line to collect something from a coffee shop or other restaurant. I always ask politely *"Is that coffee yours?"* and then let the person answer *"Yes, I ordered it online."*

[@QuickManEXE]

@@jasoncarpp7742 Some stores have special lanes/counters for online orders and purchases, but doesn't sound like that particular place had that.... which probably could've avoided all of this incident.

[@jasoncarpp7742]

@@QuickManEXE Probably.

[@yasmin7903]

and even IF Karen genuinly thought OP was jumping the line, assaulting someone physically for that is still not OK.

[@jasoncarpp7742]

@@yasmin7903 I agree. I don't get why anyone would do that.

[@jessieBird96]

I can never wrap my head around how many people think they need to explain themselves to crazy people. If some stranger grabs you and tries to act like they have some sort of authority over you, smack their hand and walk away, if they continue to accost you, contact the police. All this "being polite" does nothing but encourage entitled behavior, if people are going to act like entitled toddlers, they need to treated like it. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@gomoestas]

10/10

[@dalehill2980]

the way you narrated this almost like it was a nature documentary is the best part in my opinion

[@Reopolitan]

The description of the barista in the first one made me chuckle 💀

[@moikicho]

lmao same, also is that kagamine rin from vocaloid in your pfp? ^^

[@Amaruforlife]

Story #1 There are so many MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENES & LAUREN BOEBERTS. This is why world is insane because of the KARENS.

[@Emmmersson]

12:45 this is so funny bc i was at Disney with my friends and we were in the single rider line, we asked nicely to be together and we were together

[@martinwalker9386]

Starbucks: I most likely wouldn’t have been having a conversation as that woman would most likely have received an elbow to her face. I spent years as a high security guard with orders that make SWAT members nervous. Tapping me on the shoulder is one thing grabbing me is another matter. Our orders were, “There is no such thing as a hostage. There is a shield that you will shoot through.” Grabbing me triggers that button.

[@johnnymcneal5914]

So I'm guessing she's supposed to just stand there for about 10 or 15 minutes while her coffee gets cold just to satisfy this entitled Karen I don't think so

[@dragodragon2480]

Till it gets warm. The story said it was cold brew

[@deepseastonecore3017]

Thanks 4 all the hard work.

[@kingofthebarstool1]

That coffee Karen is an absolute delight. Australian too! I think I might’ve met her 😂

[@JamesDavy2009]

Considering Starbucks is bottom of the barrel in terms of coffee in Australia. You'd enjoy better coffee for a cheaper price at a stand-alone café or in Melbourne.

[@crystal768]

Simple solution if u want to do that in single rider line, have one parent ride first, then wait at exit as other parent sends kids thru. Might work with older kids (teens) if u think they can handle themselves. Dont recommend for younger kids. But if u think thats bad, u wont believe how many times people have tried to sneak on rides claiming they are with me (disability acess. In wheelchair). What they usually dont know is, most parks list the number of people in the group when u get the acess pass. They always stop them.

[@Jelly-Edit]

Story 1: is it just me or does everyone else love how the op described the barista

[@margaretriley9146]

Rather see this story, than hear it..!!!! 👀👂

[@Shikhye]

stop

[@KiaGoodwin-tp9nm]

Me

[@Skullhydra6273]

Me

[@ThatDavidOne]

I sadly can't. I can't sleep with anything that isn't white noise.

[@The_only_wolf_of_lots]

I'm actually waking up to this :)

[@rikki6]

His karen voice would haunt me

[@JustinVanTrump]

This is better than a Karen I had to deal with at work a few weeks ago; I'm a cashier at Publix (grocery store chain on the east coast of United States) and I had paid for a chicken tender sub from the deli online, so when I had a customer try to pay for a sub and it wouldn't scan I looked for the barcode and realized it said it was paid online, so I pointed it out to the customer and as I do so I notice the name looked suspiciously close to mine and take a closer look as the customer says they forgot it was already paid for and wanted a bag for it anyways, and when I see that it is my name and ask the customer if they just took the first "paid online" sub that they saw and thought no one would notice they asked, "How and why would you possibly accuse me of that?" My response was this, "I'm 100% certain your name isn't Justin Van Trump and as a result I know this isn't yours," I loved the reaction of asking how I know that isn't their name or the name of someone in their family and my response to that was that, "One you're a woman so it can't be your name and secondly that is my name and the only people I've ever met or even heard of with the same last name as me are members of my family so can you go and get your sub or get one made and put mine back where you got it so I have something to eat while I'm on my dinner break?" They tried to complain to my manager and get me fired (spoiler, I got a raise instead)

[@IronValorantClips]

tbh the op of story 1 is an incredible writer

[@corarosehedgehog]

Anyone involved with Disney is soooo beyond stubborn, that dad should've known that

[@electrobuster5483]

All I can think about in the coffee karen story is that one crazy lady from Regular Show that hates line cutters. When infact, Modercai and Rigby just went into the pick up line

[@nayakkarthik31]

Story 1: I’m not sure if it is the therapy sessions or the story telling classes that made this story so entertaining.

[@AnneBUZZTKO]

6:36 That Logic Doesn't Make Any Sense.

[@jasoncarpp7742]

*Story 1:* If I were the barista in this story (god forbid), I would've told this insane *"karen"* *"I don't care who you are, this sort of behaviour is unforgivable. Either apologise to this person and allow her to take her drink, or we're going to call security and have you removed by force from the premises. It's your choice, but I'm warning you, don't fuck with us!"*

[@mystikmind2005]

If i was the OP in story 1 the barista would not be able to talk to the Karen at all, because after slapping my hand, the Karen went for a nap on the floor.... but this is why Karen's target quiet looking souls, and avoid confronting the strong looking types.... because as much as a Karen seems to have no brains regarding what they do, when it comes to whom they do it too, they are quite instinctively smart. And this is why i have never had a Karen encounter in my life and probably never will, because they somehow instinctively know i am not someone to be messed with... unless i took a job in the service industry, then all bets are off, naturally.

[@XItaSasux4ever12]

In response to the last story, I can think of two good reasons why she would be acting that way. Either one, she has severe OCD and can't stand things being out of place because everything needs to be orderly in her head in order for her to relax. Which I can understand. It's an impulse that you can't really control very well. Or two She's had to clean up after people so often that every single time she thinks of doing it, it makes her so stressed out that she can't relax until everything is completely cleaned. Which I also can understand. It's the equivalent of living with someone who says they are going clean but never actually does so, so the stress of each time of having to do it herself just makes the feeling worse. She most likely feels disrespected because she feels she's being ignored. I am not saying that her children and husband are the cause of this but perhaps the family she grew up with was like that so she just is having a hard separating the two. Which like I said is understandable. I feel like the narrator is too judgemental for their own good sometimes. They tend to use the "no good excuse" line pretty often which in my opinion is rather shallow to be said. Regardless though, I hope the poster and their mom were able to work out their problems.

[@aelminiatures]

it sounds like ocd, my mum was like this

[@sharmatejus6991]

Dude the 1st story op is definitely a poet her grammar is insane

[@DigitalCowboy000]

Most places that I have visited that accept mobile orders. Have a separate line or some sort of signage that let's people know where mobile order patrons can pick up their order.

[@cainescouten-chappell362]

I was roommates for a short time with a narcissistic clean freak. She told me the day I got my keys, I wasn’t allowed to clean any room but my own. She was convinced I’d do it wrong or something. One of the strangest two and a half months of my life.

[@parthsavyasachi9348]

My mother in law is like this. My wife is finally very pssed off with her now because of this type of thing. I knew how she is from the time i know my mother in law so used to it. It doesn't grate me.

[@MichaelGillan-iw4ol]

The beginning of it, THAT'S ASSAULT AND BATTERY

[@ThomasRowland-dl2em]

I didn’t even know you could preorder Starbucks . So don’t know what the rules are on waiting for collection as to wether you can just go to the counter the second you walk in or weather you still have to queue.

[@michaeldeighan264]

Really? lol that would be like telling a door dash employee "you have to wait in line like everyone else to pick up your delivery order that's just sitting there getting cold/warm" lol of course they can just walk in and grab it as per the employees' reaction.😁👍

[@YUTUFRA]

Who are those people

[@connormclernon26]

That first story was like that one time in Regular Show where a Karen got apocalyptically angry at Mordecai and Rigby for picking up an order at a bakery, when it turned out she was the only one that hadn't ordered ahead out of the entire line.

[@Shuichisaihara5499]

Ultimately she crashed her car because of the classic entitled jerk stereotype of being unable to read

[@Yusis-o7d]

I've worked at Subway for around four years now and, tot his day, I've yet to encounter someone with that level of entitlement. I have had the occasional guest who try and scam the staff or try and cause an argument over trivial things though, but I don't think those qualify for the topic. Maybe I'm just lucky.

[@connorfalkner8399]

I think the Karen was upset because, the way she saw it, someone was getting their way and she wasn’t

[@justinla92]

As for the Disney ride story, if the seven-year-old girl ended up kidnapped, everybody would be on a different side

[@sonicblitz1884]

Story one: This reminds me of that one episode on Regular Show where this one lady got mad at Mordecai and Rigby, thinking they cut in line when they ordered online to get the cake.

[@NoN053]

As a Australian I have not seen a Starbucks in my life

[@hanatv19]

0:29 “I’m 20 years old female” but the sound is a. Male reading the story lol 💀

[@hanatv19]

And that’s the part why i stop watching the video and closing it lol😂

[@hanatv19]

After I made this 3 comments ofc

[@hanatv19]

4 comments lol

[@hanatv19]

More like 5😂

[@hanatv19]

actually it’s 6 🤓

[@jessicamarsh9779]

17:07 the mother one though. She’s not wrong (the mom). The longer water sits, the more it molds & creates bacteria. Blow drying hair, moisturize face, body then getting dress. That can easily be 30-60 min. It takes 5-10 min to clean up after yourself after your done in the shower. It doesn’t take long at all. Like I back the mom 100% here. If she doesn’t do it, then it’s not gonna get done or get done in a timely manner.

[@violincat2741]

That last story oh my god man if youre reading this. I absolutely feel your pain its so infuriating and my mother is the EXACT same way. You are a genius doing it that way and i honestly might do it myself because that is the funniest thing to do. What makes it better is my mother locks her door so if im doing laundry and she doesnt take her laundry out im just going to leave it on the floor infront of her door where she sprinkles scented baking soda all over to the point where the carpet leaves your feet feeling like you were on a beach.

[@skylineXpert]

There are lines for pre-order at many places. This karen should try it...

[@nicnakneo]

For the first story: as the witches from Macbeth said, "fair is foul and foul is fair"

[@JamesDavy2009]

As Hamlet's mother Gertrude said, "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

[@TheUltimateBookworm1334]

The poster of The starbucks story should write a novel about it!

[@needforspeedpro2005]

whats the game in the background?

[@thefuturelineman9384]

Dude you beat me to it by a year

[@cybermainstream]

First story reminds me of that episode of Regular Show where the person freaks out on Mordecai for being in a line with a prepaid receipt

[@slactweak]

"...I was diagnosed with high level ADHD when I was 19..." I'm betting you never ONCE considered the possibility of your mother suffering from the same thing. That would "explain a lot of difficulties" with HER, as well.

[@aelminiatures]

sounds more like the sort of ocd my mum had

[@lyssamalloy5162]

Story 3 ..sounds like a tyipical mom that uses Vicks on your eye's to put you to sleep ..but karen mom is over acting😂😂😂

[@Sevenfrombfdi]

The first story is like a regular show episode where Mordecai and Rigby get a ticket thats already paid so they skipped the line for the premium line

[@Shanghaimartin]

Hey OP in story 1, pick up your drink and leave. Stop interacting with the Karen or feeling you need to prove your order with an email to a customer. Will never get why all the OP's keep trying logic in the face of entitlement/stupidity/Karenness which just keeps the interaction going. Just remove yourself from the situation.

[@yasmin7903]

The way it sounded, the Karen was holding OP's arm and not letting her move. When she tried to move past her and grab the drink she actually slapped her hand. It wasn't about proving a point, it was about being physically able to grab the drink at all. I suspect that, had the barista not interjected, Karen's next move would have been to spill the drink onto OP to prevent her from having it.

[@Shanghaimartin]

@yasmin7903 ​She's a Karen, not the Terminator.​Still, it doesn't sound like the OP is very assertive, so she can be easily overpowered by someone else's will. I just know this interaction would have not lasted more than 1 sentence or 5 seconds with me. Hahah

[@bryson4815]

Karens are pure insane, and no one can tell me otherwise.

[@brianrogers7360]

Coffee lady, yeah. I would have retaliated.

[@AR-xd3dp]

Isn't it the purpose of an ordering app is to allow a person to order and pay for something if said person doesn't have the time to do it in person

[@SifGreyfang]

That coffee story reminds me of the Regular Show episode where Mordecai and Rigby go to a cake shop and they get their cake fast cause they have a reciept since it was ordered and this Karen character got insanely mad at them for cutting the line and went on a huge rant.

[@ladygrimm6661]

Bro you not the only one who thought of that😂

[@leopavlovic127]

I swear on everything my mom is EXACTLY like that one from story 3

[@GlitchedGAMES14]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS GOOD JOB PLEASE MAKE MORE I LUV THEM!!! i also have a question, what screen recorder do you use?

[@murderofcrows5089]

I think people don’t understand that fair doesn’t mean equality just because something is fair doesn’t exactly mean it’s equal

[@mushmello526]

Honestly, if I'd be a clerk and see a Karen like in Story 1, you can bet I let her wait for more than an hour

[@TRN-489]

Story one: that employee should get a raise

[@jonathanlu9120]

Im sure when security led the karen out, she cried out "dont you dare touch me i have a boyfriend "

[@HarryFrost-qu8th]

“And he’s a lawyer!” That would be her next phrase.

[@Spyromcnutgaming]

10:13 as someone from Australia I can confirm she is from Sydney because if she where in Brisbane let alone Logan city or Alexandra hills she would be gone because it’s like o block down here

[@kbowler9266]

No way should little kids be put on a ride alone. They should have been turned away.

[@KabirRai-jx1zt]

Bro the description of the Karen sounds like a dark souls description type shit 💀🗿🍷

[@nickmoorman8301]

Story 1 - I'll never understand why these people get away with putting hands on someone without getting their teeth kicked in.

[@Lunasmysticaldelights]

Oh man this sounds like my mom now instead of having mental problems try being blind

[@HannahSiemer]

That’s why I said what I did in my comment, as one blind human to another, or me moving my things is a bad idea, especially if you don’t tell me where you have moved them to. Although that is a particular telltale that his mother is, at least toxic, you mirror their behavior back to them and they can’t see that they’re doing anything wrong. Something in their psyche is broken.

[@Charles-7]

basically, this karen actually wants everyone to wait until _she_ has her drink, and evem that those ordered there's online should wait as well, so yeah this karen is the pure definition of entitlement, also op should've have their order as curb side pick up, just to avoid that karen.

[@JamesDavy2009]

Not all Starbucks are on the street side. Some I've seen are in shopping centres. It doesn't change the fact that Starbucks is a nigh-incompatible franchise with how Australians enjoy their coffee.

[@Charles-7]

@@JamesDavy2009 well op didn't specify where in Australia this happened, so it's no telling if in a mall or something, yet op did say he walked in through a door, so it might indicate that it's in some small town, like mine here in America.

[@JamesDavy2009]

@@Charles-7 Last I looked, the only small town in Australia with a Starbucks is in Warrawong. All other Starbucks are in cities like Toowoomba and in and around the three biggest capital cities. There are far fewer Starbucks locations in Australia than in the U.S. because Australians enjoy better coffee than what Starbucks produces and prefer to drink their coffee on-site. There's also heavy competition with other franchise cafés like Coffee Club and Jamaica Blue.

[@Charles-7]

@@JamesDavy2009 i see.

[@Epic_Halfblood]

The “gayborhood” karen in the thumbnail tho 😂😂😂

[@Gamergoat-f1tqt]

Of course it happened at starbucks

[@LucasNi-g2h]

What is the name of the videogame you played in the background?

[@RandomFilms46]

Skip the line and order online

[@zacharydarden2809]

I went too Disney a couple of month ago and I get being a Disney adult. The parks are huge and you’ll most likely not be able too get on any of the rides that you want too be on so you go back there multiple times

[@immymclean133]

As an Australian don’t worry there’s a Starbucks in my hospital so after an appointment I get some

[@_zelatrix]

Imagine throwing a fit over a cup of solid sugar. There's barely any coffee in that garbage.

[@kinghenryiii1309]

Yo that first story is definitely a Regular Show episode only swich the Starbucks with cake

[@LmooskiGames]

I bring my clothes into the bathroom and leave with all my shower products after taking a shower. Why leave the bathroom, say it's free, then come back to tidy up later?

[@KuroKazama]

Story 1: *arrested and banned from the local Starbucks lmao*

[@UnexSpecter]

I’ll never understand why StarBucks can’t just do Small, Medium, Large. Grande means Large, Tall also means Large, Venti is 20, and Trenta is 30 which is literally one single ounce away from the actually measurement. If they want to be fancy-shmancy at least do Italian numbers for the other two sizes. Instead their two smallest sizes both mean Large

[@jtscott3849]

Just based on the title, learn how to punch a b*tch out. If someone puts their hands on you your life is at risk...

[@carlcheeezer]

My only pet peeve with the single rider is being to close to random people, I mean me and my friend have convinced them we are seperate groups to sit together but still.

[@㘭]

"caffinated milkshakes" something this true has never been said before. but it is delicious asf

[@parthsavyasachi9348]

Nice exercise in creative writing.

[@artechstorm]

The first story sounds like the Regular Show scene

[@Thomas-un5rw]

From when did Starbucks strated writing names correctly

[@davidleeroth1968]

well whatever you make sure you don’t stand up for yourself when assaulted…

[@ddruprup12ify]

A well placed back hand would solve everything.

[@Rezzyeloizee]

That mom most likely has bpd 19:19

[@1mNotoriousTG]

I didn’t even know we had Starbucks in Australia, I’m guessing this is in Melbourne or Sydney though