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@HamdanNinjaturtle414 Жыл бұрын
I love your videos
@rainhack3529 Жыл бұрын
That evil emoji
@kevinjewell233 Жыл бұрын
Just remember for modeling it isn't about being pretty but being photogenic, charm, allure and body shape, height, ...skin, eye clarity, hair...etc. Not something as simple as being pretty or not....
@becauselifts9913 Жыл бұрын
Sales manager story: Hopefully that OP is doing well. One thing I'll say as a manager, a lot of times the top tier sales personnel are god awful managers.
@Unplayed Жыл бұрын
Got to double down on that. And if he's really the one that's doing the major selling in his division then it would be an aweful decision (from a managers perspective) to make him a manager since a) you dont know how its going to turn out and b) there's going to be a major drop in sales numbers.
@shellchenonceau6987 Жыл бұрын
The dead mistress story: too bad she didnt think enough of herself to find a better guy instead of exhausting herself to "convert" a man who clearly wants more than one woman in his life.
@ImulseFlows Жыл бұрын
They were probably still doing it before she died otherwise her parents shouldn’t recognise him after 6 years.
@Batman-lg2zj Жыл бұрын
@@ImulseFlowsit’s not his fault he was morning
@smithsmith1956 Жыл бұрын
Well, we all know how women go after the bad boy thinking "i can fix him". She did it to herself. Women would rather share a top % man than have a loyal average man.
@makaylaclements22736 ай бұрын
@@Batman-lg2zj no he was wanting to get back with that mistress
@pyschohysteria1363 Жыл бұрын
Story 3: In his eyes, you don't campare to the mistress. He has shown that your feelings are invalid to him and he has 0 respect for you or your relationship. Story 4: Do not let yourself become a punching bag for insecurity, if it ends up being that. Answer if you want, you habe the right to an opinion.
@TheDarkLink7 Жыл бұрын
The first story. Talk about pulling out a reverse Uno card.
@rafaxpg Жыл бұрын
First story was the definition of DOUBLE IT AND GIVE IT TO THE NEXT PERSON
@dashdash3615 Жыл бұрын
I love your voice. You do the best job with your narration. And I always feel like you're going to judge me when you give your final deliberation
@eric98292 Жыл бұрын
First story: And everybody clapped. Last story: He already failed the test by not immediately saying "No, I don't think she's pretty". Hesitation is the same as a yes in her mind.
@wesleygamez9178 Жыл бұрын
U should’ve seen it, everyone clapped
@Saeiyu Жыл бұрын
Seriuosly why does no one say "Not as pretty as you" I implies that OP thinks the friend is pretty but that GF is prettier.
@lov_eli Жыл бұрын
You people think very weirldy, the last story guy should just be honest, if the gf can't take that, she should check her insecurities, if they don't deal with this now, it's gonna happen again
@makaylaclements22736 ай бұрын
or say she's cute but Ur prettier.
@kinnickburkart9621 Жыл бұрын
First story be like: mrs. b says you could get fired for lying about your hours Op: yeah and you can get fired for lying an hitting on a co worker Mrs. B oh no
@JamesDavy2009 Жыл бұрын
That's a Surprised Pikachu meme
@random_dud3E Жыл бұрын
Manager: “I WANNA SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!” _20 minutes later.._ Manager: “oh sh- i just realised”
@Imamess2023 Жыл бұрын
For the last story if you ever get in that situation I think you should say: “Yes, I think she is pretty but you’re the prettiest girl I’ve ever met” At least that’s what I would say!
@brianrogers7360 Жыл бұрын
That last story. In the words of Admiral Ackbar... ITS A TRAP
@JamesDavy2009 Жыл бұрын
Break up with that insecure B! 🚩🚩🚩
@antoniorivera6540 Жыл бұрын
I worked for a furniture company. One day the petty cash turned up $80 short. The only ones with access to petty cash are me, the sales manager, and one other sales associate. Before we had gotten a sales manager the other associate and I handled the petty cash for 6 months with no incident. The store manager pulled us into the office one by one and begged us not to have him watch the camera if the money was returned by 8 p.m. he wouldn't ask questions or watch the camera. Me and the girl got scared and offered the money to the manager. We would split it. He told us no that he knew who it was and if he didn't return it he would be forced to pull the video and fire him... Yup, the sales manager ruined his career over $80. Stupid must have been desperate to steal and not have it to pay it back on payday.
@johnperry1157 Жыл бұрын
thanks so much for this I’m a programmer and cyber security analyst ane whenever I’m trying to debug I put this on
@DarthTaz Жыл бұрын
The last story... IT'S A TRAP!!!
@aelminiatures Жыл бұрын
"the shield are still up"
@lydiat5819 Жыл бұрын
1st Story - Jesus, that company is the biggest loser for not promoting a stellar employee who can guide the rest of the team to produce stellar results. What on earth were they thinking ? I thought I heard wrongly. Maybe they always leave their brains at home when they go to the office.
@JamesDavy2009 Жыл бұрын
Reality check: meritocracy is a myth. Few companies hire based on an applicant's merits. It's who you know that gets you the job.
@that1animefan488 Жыл бұрын
I remember the first part of the first story, if they are linked cause they used B for the other story as well
@Hugh_Jass_Mario_Fan_697 ай бұрын
Story 1: Karma is Mrs. B's enemy.
@gomoestas Жыл бұрын
She asked if her friend is pretty. Even if he says "not as pretty as you", if she is insecure, the voice inside her head will say "so he was looking and comparing, which means he's probably lying". The best would be to say "I don't know, I wasn't looking at her that way, I came with you". But if the question was directly formulated as "who is prettier, my friend or me", say "you are prettier".
@x100roundsoffun Жыл бұрын
I hate how people talk to women in the technical field. I deal with fleet vehicles for a rental car company. One of the female branch managers brought a car to Dodge for a warranty issue. The wouldnt do anything. I go talk to them and they are willing to do the work. Then when the same female manager brings the car they refuse. She had to threaten to call me for them to take the car.
@09Creeperboy Жыл бұрын
Story 1: OP is an absolute madlad, and Mrs. B definitely had it coming.
@germancooker6117 Жыл бұрын
Best way to answer the question in the last story is “yes she is pretty but nowhere as pretty as you are”
@DecidingMC2 ай бұрын
The last story all i could think is "Oh Hello Landmine. When did you get here?"
@Dam1234dg.32 ай бұрын
20:00 my ex did this you say : “ she’s pretty but not as purity as you “
@anakaliaeastwood Жыл бұрын
Story 3: That situation should be an immediate deal-breaker. He's essentially having a second affair with a deceased woman, just out in the open this time. Story 4: The girlfriend is trouble. She's playing a game a month into the relationship.
@viviennemorgan7217 Жыл бұрын
having karens as managers are the worst ever.
@viviennemorgan7217 Жыл бұрын
i will never have a karen as a manager.
@JamesDavy2009 Жыл бұрын
@@viviennemorgan7217 The top reason as to why people quit their jobs is due to shitty management.
@AnimeGamer501st Жыл бұрын
For that mistress story: she brought it upon herself. she married the guy and chose to take him back even though he was actively shaggy her while they were trying to fix things. she's got nobody to blame but herself for her situation. She took a cheater back and that's her problem none of us have a f****** say in this situation other than to condemn her idiocy and her choice of men.
@dobiqwolf Жыл бұрын
Story 4 is an entrapment, damn if you do, damn if you don't. You have to make your best politician interpretation when replying, good luck.
@JamesDavy2009 Жыл бұрын
That's a red flag. Any woman that sets an emotional trap because of feeling insecure is a no-go. IDK, maybe my standards are too high, but setting a trap can come off as a personal attack.
@sean_mccadden Жыл бұрын
Last story is a red flag. GF was already kinda punching down with her comments about her roommate and the "Do you think shes pretty?" question just basically solidified that shes insecure and just wants to hear that shes prettier
@clericofchaos1 Жыл бұрын
To the guy in the last story, there is only one correct answer to that question "She's not as pretty as you." At that point you've acknowledged that the best friend is attractive while reassuring your woman that you only have eyes for her.
@jasoncarpp7742 Жыл бұрын
*Story 1:* Mrs. B is *so* screwed. Who does that sort of thing on work time? If he was single with no children, that's one thing. But c'mon! Really? That's a good way to ruin your career with a company, not to mention your reputation outside the company. Good for OP for calling Mrs. B out on her wrongdoing.
@darkmage9252 Жыл бұрын
Story 1: i play the UNO Reverse Trap Card.
@iononcantomascrivo Жыл бұрын
The last story: girlfriend is extremely insecure and there's no right answer to this. If you say yes, she will gaslight and manipulate herself into believing that you want to do her or if you say no she will be insistent that you're lying or then go on the defensive asking why you don't think her friend is beautiful. It's a lose-lose situation.
@JamesDavy2009 Жыл бұрын
That's why I don't want to pursue a relationship with anyone outside of family. Any open-ended question that sets an emotional trap from an insecure woman is a red flag in my book.
@AshantiShyann Жыл бұрын
The last story he should have said this, she is pretty, but she's not my type.
@ambreenijaz3919 Жыл бұрын
Day 131 of saying the same thing until I get pinned Karen's getting destroyed is one of the best parts of my life
@aparnarai3708 Жыл бұрын
Pin him
@djmike9272 Жыл бұрын
Last Story: Or she asked the question cause she is hoping that he would say Yes and then insert "Open Relationship" discussion to justify her cheating. LOL
@whatismylifeanymore Жыл бұрын
That felt personal, u ok man?
@WabbitRB Жыл бұрын
With story 2, I had a similar experience. I had to go to hospital several years ago as my gall bladder was about to rupture. They waited 3 days and it also got infected, making a simple 2 hour job into a complex 4 hour operation (and I still have the scars to prove it, despite being keyhole surgery). But what surprised me was two things. 1: that there were 3 surgeons, and 2: they were all female. Now, I didn't have any problems with them being female. But being an overweight guy being completely naked in a freezing room made me feel really self conscious. I know they're all professionals, but I really would of liked to have 1 male there to make me feel more comfortable. And as I still have the scars, which I was assure would fade but did not, it does make me question if they were fully trained to deal with the complexity of what should have been a simple operation as I was not informed of the issue until after the surgery. Please don't hate on me.
@AdrianSaladea3 ай бұрын
the one whit the performance review looks like a story from suits with op being Mike ross
@johnnymcneal5914 Жыл бұрын
I don't know about the interesting but it was certainly was entertaining and funny
@brandonnewby1787 ай бұрын
16:55: YOU'RE THE ONE HOLDING IT OVER HER HEAD, YOU DUMB 🤬! ooo. That one got me.
@dragonor098 Жыл бұрын
Last story, my mind be like: AAAAAAAAAAAAA-
@ScienceCodeCreations4 ай бұрын
How I would respond (Story 4): Eh... she's mid. Let my gf flame me, at least she's not getting all insecure.
@avatarpan Жыл бұрын
If your girlfriend asks if another girl is pretty, just say "sure".
@gomoestas Жыл бұрын
If she asks to split the bill, suggest her that she pays for the whole bill, she will appreciate this.
@avatarpan Жыл бұрын
@@gomoestas Are you high? Sure is not a yes or no. It is a non committal responce.
@gomoestas Жыл бұрын
@@avatarpan explain it to her that way when she leaves you LOL
@avatarpan Жыл бұрын
@@gomoestas If you can't understand English, stop responding to English comments.
@gomoestas Жыл бұрын
@@avatarpan when she leaves you, tell her to stop dating english speaking men if she can't understand explanations in english
@victoriabutterfly6521 Жыл бұрын
I think the reason he was not promoted to sales manager was his 170% success rate. If he would be the manager he would no longer do that many sales & they did not want to loose that. Well now they lost him anyway 🤷♀️
@raethebrand Жыл бұрын
17:30 must be joking. Ik everyone is different and handles things differently but how did u honestly think he would consider your feelings when going to her funeral when he cheated on u with her. Why would he respect that. You made your own bed by thinking he wouldn’t harbor any feelings still for her even in death. 🙃
@starbucksgirl652 Жыл бұрын
If your friend asks if another per is pretty? The best answer is " I can't anyone more prettier than you" This way you can't get in trouble by looking at other women.
@whatismylifeanymore Жыл бұрын
if you get in trouble for glancing at other human beings..maybe dump that gf/bf-
@namewithheld7835 Жыл бұрын
After Ms. B got fired then everyone clapped 😒🙄🙄
@Konnichitwat4 ай бұрын
Last story: I would say what I think. Probably would say "Objectively, she is attractive". Honestly wouldn't want to be with someone that doesn't like it when I compliment someone.
@lisamacon-ramirez8171 Жыл бұрын
He cheated on you, went to the funeral, he even gave a speak at the funeral, are you serious? How many red flags do you need?
@MoparRTGamer2 ай бұрын
Ms.b :your conna get fired (hold a pie(its not an actual pie just imagine it is)and throws it at me) Me :no you are(catches the pie and slams it into her face bye bye also I'm taking your spot
@Bacon_Lord21 Жыл бұрын
This man says it’s not even funny so many times that it not even funny
@black-wizard-zeref Жыл бұрын
7:21 In honest people in power do good or turn bad like how the former sales manager was she ran when she should been destoyed lol
@CaptainCarrotsecondchannel Жыл бұрын
Hello lovely people
@rx7racer886 ай бұрын
Are we kids? Must you always say "quality time if know I mean" instead any other euphemism?
@kano8 Жыл бұрын
Last story, wounded even answer the question. Respond back with something like, "I think she would make a good model, yeah. Not as good as you, though.
@brandonnewby1787 ай бұрын
15:12: continued to sleep with her while you tried to work things out... We call that a big ol red flag.
@ElijahMitchellTheOG Жыл бұрын
YES
@Cat-oc5gc Жыл бұрын
For the last story, I’d probably respond something like “she’s pretty yes, but she’s not my type”
@ElijahMitchellTheOG Жыл бұрын
FINNALY
@lil_killar1374 Жыл бұрын
Nice video
@johnnymcneal5914 Жыл бұрын
I know I seen girls do just about anything you can you can imagine I seen females working as mechanics truck drivers police officers you name it and they're very good at their jobs
@JamesDavy2009 Жыл бұрын
It sounds like the client's mind was stuck in the 1960's
@leome96033 ай бұрын
Whats the racing game in the background ?
@gotenblack2542 Жыл бұрын
last one i fell like is a trap the gf is trying to get the op to say yes so she can say oh you like her more why dont date her or something that could be wrong and maybe is just a joke for fun but as stands it fells like a trap
@aparnarai3708 Жыл бұрын
Just say "Not prettier than you"
@gotenblack2542 Жыл бұрын
that wont always work though
@JamesDavy2009 Жыл бұрын
@@gotenblack2542 Insecure women will spin any answer you give them (or not for that matter) into an argument and spring the emotional trap. 🚩
@tttpppbbbaaa Жыл бұрын
story 3 the op should of never gotten back together with thier partner in the first place. Getting back together after infidelity always leads to problems in the future.
@kevinduncan8776Ай бұрын
What driving game is this
@dadriannewhite4421 Жыл бұрын
Idk where to Write these story’s so here we go:my mom has a horrible mother and dad both abused her and her sister physically so she turned to a life of drugs skip a few years she’s been clean for as long as I have been alive (23 years) well her mother made a ridiculous lie when I was two and took me from my mom my grandfather s*xually so I have many times where it hurt when I pee so they sent me to my dads where he did the same thing as my grandfather and then I had cost times one weekend with my grandparents one weekend with my mom and the rest with my dad he didn’t feed me and when he did it was like chips luckily my older siblings so and they were old enough to make money (16) and they feed me I finally told my mom what they were doing to me and the war lasted till I was 11 years of therapy and trauma that could of been avoided if the judges and police did what they should’ve
@Bald_Cat_Games Жыл бұрын
Hello
@Fabidafish Жыл бұрын
YEETUS SPAGHEETUS (chain)
@Nexus_Creationist3 ай бұрын
Story 1🤣
@hisroyt Жыл бұрын
Since I haven't posted an actual comment, guess I'm 23rd :]
@Zanthil Жыл бұрын
"Sure, but not as pretty as you"
@Dmemer89 Жыл бұрын
Name of game
@NtagonistOF Жыл бұрын
Hii
@hisroyt Жыл бұрын
ey! The first comment doesn't say "First"
@NtagonistOF Жыл бұрын
Ye
@WynterblytzАй бұрын
"i swriously dont know what to do" "I seriously dont know what to do" "I seriously dont know what to do" Literally almost every one of your atories has the same fucking phrase Tell me its made up without telling me its made up
@khosrow19 Жыл бұрын
lol
@adomzenith3755 Жыл бұрын
20:07 ez say yes but you are prettier
@HamdanNinjaturtle414 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@ScottSmith-iz4oo Жыл бұрын
Well your threats are meritless... You need to work on your self esteem.
@Nikestillcancelledsoz Жыл бұрын
21
@carolberry2993 ай бұрын
Co grin wee wop😅touroil rd
@ElijahMitchellTheOG Жыл бұрын
IM THE 5TH 6TH AND 7TH COMMENT
@ambreenijaz3919 Жыл бұрын
Nope you are the 6th 9th and 11th comment
@waffole Жыл бұрын
2nd/3rd
@ambreenijaz3919 Жыл бұрын
Nope
@BrianAloysiusMay48 Жыл бұрын
10th, sorry!
@gigaball734 Жыл бұрын
@@BrianAloysiusMay48true
@jeffs7573 Жыл бұрын
“Spinned”? It’s actually spun, proper English please.
@JamesDavy2009 Жыл бұрын
Like you Yanks spell in proper King's English(!)
@jeffs7573 Жыл бұрын
@@JamesDavy2009 I’m not a yank, and I always spelll corextly.
@whatismylifeanymore Жыл бұрын
@@jeffs7573 i can't tell if thats a joke or ur being srs ghbnfkdjhb
@jeffs7573 Жыл бұрын
@@whatismylifeanymore It is sarcasm.
@whatismylifeanymore Жыл бұрын
@@jeffs7573 nicegvhbncdiehfb i figured lol
@Cloverthecat Жыл бұрын
IM 20TH COMMENT
@zaskarr Жыл бұрын
First
@ambreenijaz3919 Жыл бұрын
Nope
@zaskarr Жыл бұрын
Aw man
@hisroyt Жыл бұрын
@@zaskarr At least you accepted that you weren't first But hey, you're 3rd, so heres a medal 🥉