I like how the only person Karkat says anything even remotely positive about is Kanaya.
@greenghouls8 жыл бұрын
same
@morganburkeen75108 жыл бұрын
Shes still a fucking pimp
@a.c.15157 жыл бұрын
oh same
@windowsxp19027 жыл бұрын
What about Terezi
@probablydeadinside78777 жыл бұрын
//i like how Eridan wasn't even in the book
@kiwivvv8 жыл бұрын
"But his bottomless chasm of an invertebrate's stomach still demands more food." i love this fandom
@misssoda04378 жыл бұрын
Let me tell you about HomeStuck
@moeginky8 жыл бұрын
This guy is an unstoppable machine
@Moon_Child_Mari8 жыл бұрын
good summary of me tbh
@oblongbirb8 жыл бұрын
Fuck -Eridan grub XD
@dynamightdan7 жыл бұрын
Boku No Nico who doesn't
@lagomorphaadorabilis57839 жыл бұрын
"EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT." "NO TWO PEOPLE ARE NOT ON FIRE." "AAWWWWWWW."
@HinataScarlet3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@megandear671911 жыл бұрын
I would read those versions to my children. I should not have children.
@SUNNYDINTHEREAL7 жыл бұрын
i shouldn't either. otherwise id be singing them the homestuck lullaby
@AkIsUkIro6 жыл бұрын
I struggle not to. Every time I always have to catch myself ESPECIALLY during The Very Hungry Caterpillar 😂
@A_Strawberry3 жыл бұрын
@@SUNNYDINTHEREAL **casually sings karkalious**
@Jsturski10 жыл бұрын
I wish i had karkat as my pre school teacher
@Hannah_is_going_Bananas4 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Turski same
@floofdoodle43494 жыл бұрын
Same
@J4CKNO1R Жыл бұрын
413 likes, never change homestucks
@zeroblastergaming1508 жыл бұрын
No two people are not on fire
@knightoflight49738 жыл бұрын
awww
@moeginky8 жыл бұрын
actually it is no to trolls, not to be a smart a**
@NinaNooneknows8 жыл бұрын
Trolls are people, they're just not humans.
@bluemagician97248 жыл бұрын
Aww.
@oblongbirb8 жыл бұрын
Comment on top killed me XD
@thenukacolaaddict98848 жыл бұрын
I want him to teach my kids
@ayanamiayachanJ5 жыл бұрын
Maybe when they are (way) older.
@HarryPotterlover238910 жыл бұрын
I lost all the shit at "no two people are not on fire"
@rachelgraves569410 жыл бұрын
I think I lost it on Equius. Definitely xDD
@moonythespoonie95516 жыл бұрын
Lost it at Nepetagrub standing on her head
@binarypench5 жыл бұрын
but then you’ll lose all the shit in the universe when you realize... STRONG BAD ORIGINALLY VANDALIZED THE BOOK AND KARKAT REVANDALIZED IT BY TURNING ON HIS SKILLS OF AN ARTIST AND TURNED ALL THE CHARACTERS INTO THEIR TROLL COUNTERPARTS. THEN, HE SOMEHOW MAGICALLY ERASED STRONG BAD’S WORDS AND REPLACED IT WITH A MORE RELEVANT ONE. AND THEN HE SOMEHOW TURNED ON HIS SKILLS OF AN ARTIST ONCE MORE AND REPLACED ALL THE NAMES WITH THE TROLL NAMES. Who knows? He might 423,827 viruses and the Alternia will die!
@officialprozac8 жыл бұрын
eridan grub saying "fuck" I can die happy now
@gustavoaramos57768 жыл бұрын
AMPORA CUTE!!! •3• fucking kan
@KamyYay789108 жыл бұрын
Thats how he got alone for the rest of his life Lil grub first words
@furrygirlawesomefox37357 жыл бұрын
Antique Trash Eridan grub: fuck fucky fuck fuck
@eggartz78217 жыл бұрын
Antique Trash Same
@beeginey51468 жыл бұрын
ON THURSDAY, HE ATE THROUGH *FOUR* GODDAMN STRAWBERRIES. *FOUR*. BUT FUCK ME- THAT BULGELICK WAS STILL FUCKING HUNGRY. Karkat Vantas- ----
@Starlight-Tale8 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite part too.
@awesomekattara_god9778 жыл бұрын
Why the hell didn't the damn shitmuffin just eat the whole damn thing, but nooooooo he only ate threw it!
@chrisbahle6238 жыл бұрын
I honestly used to hate the book because he wasted so much food xD
@pontiusaquila69079 жыл бұрын
"Holy shit balls he's an unstoppable machine
@adriannaangelyoung72819 жыл бұрын
Eri-grub: Fuck Sol-grub: *looking at Eri-grub like 'You fucker. I was gonna say that!'* Nep-grub: *laying there like 'I do not give a shit'*
@calliopeirwin7127 жыл бұрын
Nep-grub is upside-down :33
@isakaner-roth45257 жыл бұрын
Apparently nepeta isn't a troll in this book
@layla_does_stuff93187 жыл бұрын
IsaTheOC :D Neither is Eridan.
@moonythespoonie95516 жыл бұрын
Some people (like cats) live in caves. Nepeta (likes cats) has walls covered in blood.
@theepsilonlord63894 жыл бұрын
Some people are (kind) fucking forever alone, eridan (is kind)will never have a matespirit
@Madisongs4 жыл бұрын
Vriska isn’t in it either, is she?
@shruumy093 жыл бұрын
@@Madisongs well if you dont count a poorly made drawing, then i guess shes not in it
@blerdus8 жыл бұрын
i wish the book was actually like that XD
@0stuff2207 жыл бұрын
it would be a much better improvement. someone should write a parody.
@noxioustides8 жыл бұрын
omg when Eridan said "Fuck." I lost it XD
@mothvials8 жыл бұрын
SAME
@noxioustides8 жыл бұрын
+vantasticstrider - I wish Karkat was my teacher
@therulerofseas99538 жыл бұрын
+swag and awesomeness police Same
@maykk81567 жыл бұрын
me to
@samcase28198 жыл бұрын
All I want is for Karkat to read me stories all the time. Such a good storyteller XD
@3WagWot521210 жыл бұрын
I can't get over "Equius mounts horses in more ways than one"
@liannachambers58308 жыл бұрын
"Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire." OMG KARKAT
@rosieamoret774810 жыл бұрын
Holy shitballs, he is an unstoppable machine. XD
@kimberleypendley965610 жыл бұрын
Best part!
@rosieamoret774810 жыл бұрын
Yep. Karkat is just the best
@Paradoxyuri11 жыл бұрын
No too people are not on fire. Awwww.
@chromaticHermit10 жыл бұрын
This is perfect. I wish karkat read to me when I was younger.
@friskthecutieweirdo54877 жыл бұрын
On Sunday, the little caterpillar got diabetes
@pikablukyle9 жыл бұрын
I lost it when grub Eridan said fuck 😂
@SingersPixle9 жыл бұрын
His Lusus: god damnit, my childs first word was fuck? What the fuck am I doing wrong
@pikablukyle9 жыл бұрын
I have no fucking clue what the fuck you're doing wrong, I mean _fuck_ who even fucking knows.
@SingersPixle9 жыл бұрын
Kirby the Fedora His Lusus: oh, fuck
@agravemistakexps45439 жыл бұрын
XD same
@CyberDork349 жыл бұрын
RIP my childhood thanks Karkat
@kazetasj10 жыл бұрын
This is beautiful beyond measure.
@malias771110 жыл бұрын
WHERE WERE YOU TODAY
@kazetasj10 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about?
@malias771110 жыл бұрын
SCHOOL
@malias771110 жыл бұрын
NOBODY SAW YOU
@kazetasj10 жыл бұрын
Dude, I moved. I told you guys this like 9,000 times
@aleonite11469 жыл бұрын
I actually grew up with stories red to me like this xD
@lindsayrodriguez55338 жыл бұрын
Same Sister:and then Dora said BOOTS DO YOU HEAR ME I SAID DROP THE FRUIT actual:Dora said boots can I have a fruit please?
@theawkwardarmadillo955710 жыл бұрын
Well, Karkat would be the least likely to murder children or anybody for the fact.
@piperbrown808810 жыл бұрын
My Lil bro starts crying with laughter every time when karkat says "some peoplehave rigged their friends computer with explosives... Sollux has" and I can't stop laughing from the start X33
@thefandomqueen888 жыл бұрын
Tavros has five seconds
@marcusodonnell98928 жыл бұрын
"some people are about to be run over. tarvos has about 5 seconds" im dead
@isramations75656 жыл бұрын
So's Tavros
@theepsilonlord63894 жыл бұрын
@@isramations7565 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@JaxontheOkay8 жыл бұрын
Equius mounts horses in more ways then one
@prisziladelatorre746810 жыл бұрын
Karkat would've made an amazing preschool teacher, I sure as hell woulda loved him XD
@WillowBernabeTheAwkwardTurtle9 жыл бұрын
Karkat, You just made my favorite childhood story a thousand times better. Thank you.
@AkemiSpangler11 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story; don't let Karkat near the wrigglers... or is it keep him near the wrigglers...?
@mikehuntisahumanman5 жыл бұрын
i drew the second comic back in 2012 and going back and seeing that it was voice acted by one of my current favorite musicians feels like a frying pan to my gut but in a nostalgic way homestuck really brought all of us together huh
@chrisonewiththesalt4 ай бұрын
Who is the voice of this video? I can't find them anymore.
@ChocolateWolf10010 жыл бұрын
I would love to have Karkat read me the Very Hungry Caterpillar, that was my favorite book as a kid.
@purpleshadow1110 жыл бұрын
"Some people wear dresses, Kanaya is a fucking pimp" XD
@Kiram17807 жыл бұрын
I want Karkat to be a teacher now.
@TRZPYROP-vq8ev9 жыл бұрын
I feel like if Karkat was my teacher i would really like my class...
@Muffant8 жыл бұрын
I want Karkat to read to my kids
@layla_does_stuff93187 жыл бұрын
WhenImMuffin :D If he were my teacher i would be smarter.
@kalenipclaw56834 жыл бұрын
Some people are about to be run over. *TAVROS HAS ABOUT FIVE SECONDS*
@jerridamron2808 жыл бұрын
karkat ......... i would trust you with my kids :D
@thatone32928 жыл бұрын
+Jerri Damron To be honest I would too. My mom/grand parents would tease my kids by saying they will duck tape them to the ceiling fan or hang them upside down by their tows on the tree, so I don't see why not.
@bigdaddywoowoo76808 жыл бұрын
Who would win? Karkat or my 4 year old niece, the answer, my niece cuz she's a total bully.
@easypeasypiano61188 жыл бұрын
K4RK4T TOLD M3 H3 DO3SN'T W4NT YOUR K1DS. SORRY, BUT WH4T DO YOU 3XP3CT? 1T'S K4RK4T...
@sarahbrennan37169 жыл бұрын
14 people have no since of humor
@samraychanneling87858 жыл бұрын
naw its 18 now
@sansgaming76138 жыл бұрын
+Jewel Zwicker 20 now
@dramaturgy93398 жыл бұрын
+Grady Harris its now 28
@easypeasypiano61188 жыл бұрын
A rule of life is: When you point out the dislikes, an endless comment chain will insue, because people have to for some reason update the amount of dislikes stated on the comment. Yeah its weird...
@easypeasypiano61188 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, and now its 31.
@ccs88478 жыл бұрын
No 2 people are not on fire
@cashewbutter94310 жыл бұрын
Oh my God Eridan X'D
@lovelydisgrace7 жыл бұрын
"no two people are not on fire...awww"
@trustworthy_hypocrite18387 жыл бұрын
"Holy shit balls...he is an unstoppable machine!"
@boredhikyoku40297 жыл бұрын
If you listen closely, you can hear some guy in the background mumbling "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" and "Fucking Starving Ass Bitch" as Karkat introduces the book to the grubs.
@mychemicalkurloz64669 жыл бұрын
I love this fandom 😂
@eggsbenedict_094 жыл бұрын
"HE'S AN UNSTOPPABLE MACHINE" "Fuck"
@rainbowdash17629 жыл бұрын
Grub Eridan: Fuck Me: Aww you cute little piece of shit
@lorenzoabrick51887 жыл бұрын
Don't get me wrong, this was goddamn hillarious, but I really want karkat to read that section of the book where the caterpillar eats every candy under the sun. Also, this really reminds me of my mum reading "Kipper's toybox" when my sister was little... That was interesting to say the least.
@rookiebat6 жыл бұрын
what did she do?
@sakitenshi19989 жыл бұрын
"FIVE, you little SHITS." "Holy shitballs. He is an unstoppable MACHINE." Hey, look! I'm a teacher now, apparently.
@Nikki_Hedgehog7 жыл бұрын
YOU FOOL. CAN'T YOU SEE THE CHAOS YOU'VE WRAUGHT. HOMESTAR RUNNER AND HOMESTUCK WERE NEVER MEANT TO CROSS PATHS. YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL.
@Sparrowbonemarrow4137 жыл бұрын
"Some people wear dresses." "KANAYA IS A FUCKING PIMP"
@z0mb1ebra1nz3 жыл бұрын
"kanaya is a fucking pimp." I now live by this quote.
@rosesluckrideart10 жыл бұрын
You turned my favorite children's book a the end to a completely more awesome version XD
@somerandomcube Жыл бұрын
2:20 that wriggler Nepeta gives me life she is so adorable
@auto-carrot20397 жыл бұрын
And thats why eridans child knew about the `bad words` early
@lawlingpanda84989 жыл бұрын
I have never been so proud to have Karkat as my patron troll before.
@RokuroOkAJima3 жыл бұрын
I would’ve learned more if Karkat was my kindergarten teacher.
@refrigeratedpizza21808 жыл бұрын
Me and my friend have a kind of in-joke about the hungry caterpillar so I have to make her watch this XD
@jlw10498 жыл бұрын
I nearly chocked on my kit kat watching that. the very hungry caterpillar was my favorite story
@TheBonkleFox8 жыл бұрын
I now require a series of Karkat reading children's books.
@magicalsoup80586 жыл бұрын
Tiny Eridan saying fuck. Gets me every time
@zekeram1297 жыл бұрын
"No two people are not on fire"
@nighteye40428 жыл бұрын
the new youtube conduct is going to ruin this fandom...
@bluemagician97248 жыл бұрын
If it does, there will be pain and death.
@layla_does_stuff93187 жыл бұрын
TheMoralKing Hmm. True.
@tartagliaa72974 жыл бұрын
This was such a heartwarming story
@jacket55964 жыл бұрын
Wriggler Eridan said fuck i did not know i needed that but i am no smiling with glee
@geminiadastra86627 жыл бұрын
i can no longer breathe
@layla_does_stuff93187 жыл бұрын
Stellar Gemini The constellation Did you eat all that food? Now you can't breath?
@galaxygirlcameron1477 жыл бұрын
XD karkat is the best at reading the very hungry caterpillar
@veda_fluff_asmr506410 жыл бұрын
FIVE YOU LITTLE SHITS! XD omg I died of laughter at that part
@rachelgraves569410 жыл бұрын
He is an unstoppable machine! xDDD
@veda_fluff_asmr506410 жыл бұрын
XDD
@libra76359 жыл бұрын
This is so perfect
@libra76359 жыл бұрын
Kaley Klapisch I lost that a long time ago
@eggartz78217 жыл бұрын
THIS IS THE ONE I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS CHANNEL FOREVER AND I JUST I FOUND IT AGAIN
@kyliec827110 жыл бұрын
The chao music during the reading made me picture Karkat raising chaos... XD
@littlewhitefeather12 жыл бұрын
I could hardly even even concentrate on the second comic reading because I was having a nostalgia seizure from the Chao Garden music holy shit great video by the way, absolutely love your Karkat voice and behavioral headcanons
@AS-ej1zd10 жыл бұрын
The reading of the hungry little caterpillar omfg
@zilithbasham16835 жыл бұрын
The very hungry Caterpillar was my favorite children's book. Now it's just my favorite book because of this.
@zekeram1296 жыл бұрын
And by extent he isn't advertiser friendly
@DietermiGamzD1254 жыл бұрын
THE SOLLUX ONE
@clarisse91705 жыл бұрын
i love the chao garden sounds omg 😍
@couturissime8 жыл бұрын
This fandom is a blessing.
@LulligesLulu6 жыл бұрын
Stumbled across this again after two years. I'm proud I can still talk along all the dialogue- wait. Monologue? Monologue. "Fuck."
@sweatyeggboy835210 жыл бұрын
i love this so much i knew i was too far deep to turn back when he got to feferi's legs are being devoured and i lost every shit left that was in possible possession when he started reading the hungry caterpillar and i was crying when grub eridan said his very first word
@steeldragon266010 жыл бұрын
OMG ROFL!!! xD AHAHAHAH! xD Little Eridan: Fuck! ^. ^
@Snacc9910 жыл бұрын
I lost it at that part, so flubbing cute
@steeldragon26607 жыл бұрын
And you just scream ignorance :)
@cakeisthebestintheworld7 жыл бұрын
I love how little nepeta isn't even paying attention to what's going on
@asi9ghost7 жыл бұрын
eridan grub never fails to make me happy
@Awesomechika159 жыл бұрын
I cannot get over how cute the "fuck" is at the end by the little grub was. AWWWW
@jacksonmartin7168 жыл бұрын
I WISH THIS IS HOW TEACHERS WERE. SCHOOL WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER
@Pitbull_Named_Princess4 жыл бұрын
I would read those and lil Eridan is just elementary me who would read horror stories, freakin' Grimm's Fairy Tales, CUSSING MESS, BUT I SERIOUSLY LOVE IT...! I would definitely read that mess Karkat has over there. Beautifully done, voice acted, and made! I'm a Taurus... :|
@ohmycodfish11 жыл бұрын
"No two people are not on fire." This is my favorite thing in any universe.
@catlovercami71710 жыл бұрын
some people *scribble* are about to be run over...tavros has 5 seconds...XD
@ashfeatherartz3 жыл бұрын
I love that this entire channel is just for this one video And it's beautiful I want Karkat as my teacher
@SmileMyDarling6 жыл бұрын
2:21 I DIED. I mean, I was laughing through the whole video, but that killed me XD
@acezenixskid97607 жыл бұрын
The sonic music in the background XD SONIC ADVENTURE BATTLES 2
@bittersweettragedy35587 жыл бұрын
Equius is really into beastiauilty,he mounts horses in more ways than one that's when I died from laughter
@irlcronusampora19317 жыл бұрын
*no two people are on fire*
@masonyork65438 жыл бұрын
"holy shitball" karkat 2016
@thesouthparkgirl82729 жыл бұрын
The Everyone is Different parody was heavily parodied off Homestarrunner. I love that. It was hilarious!
@jengartion10 ай бұрын
WHERE DID HIS HORNS GO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@luminareflare49148 жыл бұрын
"The words we taught the children were, uh, fangoriously, gelatinous, and um... linebacker."