KARKAT IS NOT KID FRIENDLY

[@lagomorphaadorabilis5783]

"EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT." "NO TWO PEOPLE ARE NOT ON FIRE." "AAWWWWWWW."

[@HinataScarlet]

Lol 😂

[@BonnieBoestar]

I like how the only person Karkat says anything even remotely positive about is Kanaya.

[@greenghouls]

same

[@morganburkeen7510]

Shes still a fucking pimp

[@a.c.1515]

oh same

[@windowsxp1902]

What about Terezi

[@probablydeadinside7877]

//i like how Eridan wasn't even in the book

[@kiwivvv]

"But his bottomless chasm of an invertebrate's stomach still demands more food." i love this fandom

[@misssoda0437]

Let me tell you about HomeStuck

[@moeginky]

This guy is an unstoppable machine

[@Moon_Child_Mari]

good summary of me tbh

[@oblongbirb]

Fuck -Eridan grub XD

[@dynamightdan]

Boku No Nico who doesn't

[@Jsturski]

I wish i had karkat as my pre school teacher

[@Pastle_rainbow_animatronics]

Jennifer Turski same

[@floofdoodle4349]

Same

[@J4CKNO1R]

413 likes, never change homestucks

[@zeroblastergaming150]

No two people are not on fire

[@knightoflight4973]

awww

[@moeginky]

actually it is no to trolls, not to be a smart a**

[@NinaNooneknows]

Trolls are people, they're just not humans.

[@bluemagician9724]

Aww.

[@oblongbirb]

Comment on top killed me XD

[@megandear6719]

I would read those versions to my children. I should not have children.

[@SUNNYDINTHEREAL]

i shouldn't either. otherwise id be singing them the homestuck lullaby

[@AkIsUkIro]

I struggle not to. Every time I always have to catch myself ESPECIALLY during The Very Hungry Caterpillar 😂

[@A_Strawberry]

@@SUNNYDINTHEREAL **casually sings karkalious**

[@HarryPotterlover2389]

I lost all the shit at "no two people are not on fire"

[@rachelgraves5694]

I think I lost it on Equius. Definitely xDD

[@moonythespoonie9551]

Lost it at Nepetagrub standing on her head

[@binarypench]

but then you’ll lose all the shit in the universe when you realize... STRONG BAD ORIGINALLY VANDALIZED THE BOOK AND KARKAT REVANDALIZED IT BY TURNING ON HIS SKILLS OF AN ARTIST AND TURNED ALL THE CHARACTERS INTO THEIR TROLL COUNTERPARTS. THEN, HE SOMEHOW MAGICALLY ERASED STRONG BAD’S WORDS AND REPLACED IT WITH A MORE RELEVANT ONE. AND THEN HE SOMEHOW TURNED ON HIS SKILLS OF AN ARTIST ONCE MORE AND REPLACED ALL THE NAMES WITH THE TROLL NAMES. Who knows? He might 423,827 viruses and the Alternia will die!

[@thenukacolaaddict9884]

I want him to teach my kids

[@ayanamiayachanJ]

Maybe when they are (way) older.

[@beeginey5146]

ON THURSDAY, HE ATE THROUGH *FOUR* GODDAMN STRAWBERRIES. *FOUR*. BUT FUCK ME- THAT BULGELICK WAS STILL FUCKING HUNGRY. Karkat Vantas- ----

[@Starlight-Tale]

That was my favorite part too.

[@awesomekattara_god977]

Why the hell didn't the damn shitmuffin just eat the whole damn thing, but nooooooo he only ate threw it!

[@chrisbahle623]

I honestly used to hate the book because he wasted so much food xD

[@pontiusaquila6907]

"Holy shit balls he's an unstoppable machine

[@adriannaangelyoung7281]

Eri-grub: Fuck Sol-grub: *looking at Eri-grub like 'You fucker. I was gonna say that!'* Nep-grub: *laying there like 'I do not give a shit'*

[@calliopeirwin712]

Nep-grub is upside-down :33

[@officialprozac]

eridan grub saying "fuck" I can die happy now

[@gustavoaramos5776]

AMPORA CUTE!!! •3• fucking kan

[@KamyYay78910]

Thats how he got alone for the rest of his life Lil grub first words

[@furrygirlawesomefox3735]

Antique Trash Eridan grub: fuck fucky fuck fuck

[@eggartz7821]

Antique Trash Same

[@blerdus]

i wish the book was actually like that XD

[@0stuff220]

it would be a much better improvement. someone should write a parody.

[@noxioustides]

omg when Eridan said "Fuck." I lost it XD

[@mothvials]

SAME

[@noxioustides]

+vantasticstrider - I wish Karkat was my teacher

[@therulerofseas9953]

+swag and awesomeness police Same

[@maykk8156]

me to

[@samcase2819]

All I want is for Karkat to read me stories all the time. Such a good storyteller XD

[@friskthecutieweirdo5487]

On Sunday, the little caterpillar got diabetes

[@isakaner-roth4525]

Apparently nepeta isn't a troll in this book

[@layla_does_stuff9318]

IsaTheOC :D Neither is Eridan.

[@moonythespoonie9551]

Some people (like cats) live in caves. Nepeta (likes cats) has walls covered in blood.

[@theepsilonlord6389]

Some people are (kind) fucking forever alone, eridan (is kind)will never have a matespirit

[@Madisongs]

Vriska isn’t in it either, is she?

[@shruumy09]

@@Madisongs well if you dont count a poorly made drawing, then i guess shes not in it

[@3WagWot5212]

I can't get over "Equius mounts horses in more ways than one"

[@rosieamoret7748]

Holy shitballs, he is an unstoppable machine. XD

[@kimberleypendley9656]

Best part!

[@rosieamoret7748]

Yep. Karkat is just the best

[@Paradoxyuri]

No too people are not on fire. Awwww.

[@liannachambers5830]

"Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire." OMG KARKAT

[@pikablukyle]

I lost it when grub Eridan said fuck 😂

[@SingersPixle]

His Lusus: god damnit, my childs first word was fuck? What the fuck am I doing wrong

[@pikablukyle]

I have no fucking clue what the fuck you're doing wrong, I mean _fuck_ who even fucking knows.

[@SingersPixle]

Kirby the Fedora His Lusus: oh, fuck

[@agravemistakexps4543]

XD same

[@kazetasj]

This is beautiful beyond measure.

[@malias7711]

WHERE WERE YOU TODAY

[@kazetasj]

What are you talking about?

[@malias7711]

SCHOOL

[@malias7711]

NOBODY SAW YOU

[@kazetasj]

Dude, I moved. I told you guys this like 9,000 times

[@chromaticHermit]

This is perfect. I wish karkat read to me when I was younger.

[@CyberDork34]

RIP my childhood thanks Karkat

[@aleonite1146]

I actually grew up with stories red to me like this xD

[@lindsayrodriguez5533]

Same Sister:and then Dora said BOOTS DO YOU HEAR ME I SAID DROP THE FRUIT actual:Dora said boots can I have a fruit please?

[@thefandomqueen88]

Tavros has five seconds

[@piperbrown8088]

My Lil bro starts crying with laughter every time when karkat says "some peoplehave rigged their friends computer with explosives... Sollux has" and I can't stop laughing from the start X33

[@marcusodonnell9892]

"some people are about to be run over. tarvos has about 5 seconds" im dead

[@isramations7565]

So's Tavros

[@theepsilonlord6389]

@@isramations7565 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@theawkwardarmadillo9557]

Well, Karkat would be the least likely to murder children or anybody for the fact.

[@prisziladelatorre7468]

Karkat would've made an amazing preschool teacher, I sure as hell woulda loved him XD

[@JaxontheOkay]

Equius mounts horses in more ways then one

[@AkemiSpangler]

Moral of the story; don't let Karkat near the wrigglers... or is it keep him near the wrigglers...?

[@ChocolateWolf100]

I would love to have Karkat read me the Very Hungry Caterpillar, that was my favorite book as a kid.

[@WillowBernabeTheAwkwardTurtle]

Karkat, You just made my favorite childhood story a thousand times better. Thank you.

[@purpleshadow11]

"Some people wear dresses, Kanaya is a fucking pimp" XD

[@kalenipclaw5683]

Some people are about to be run over. *TAVROS HAS ABOUT FIVE SECONDS*

[@Muffant]

I want Karkat to read to my kids

[@layla_does_stuff9318]

WhenImMuffin :D If he were my teacher i would be smarter.

[@totallyrealhumanman]

i drew the second comic back in 2012 and going back and seeing that it was voice acted by one of my current favorite musicians feels like a frying pan to my gut but in a nostalgic way homestuck really brought all of us together huh

[@chrisonewiththesalt]

Who is the voice of this video? I can't find them anymore.

[@Kiram1780]

I want Karkat to be a teacher now.

[@cashewbutter943]

Oh my God Eridan X'D

[@TRZPYROP-vq8ev]

I feel like if Karkat was my teacher i would really like my class...

[@jerridamron280]

karkat ......... i would trust you with my kids :D

[@thatone3292]

+Jerri Damron To be honest I would too. My mom/grand parents would tease my kids by saying they will duck tape them to the ceiling fan or hang them upside down by their tows on the tree, so I don't see why not.

[@bigdaddywoowoo7680]

Who would win? Karkat or my 4 year old niece, the answer, my niece cuz she's a total bully.

[@easypeasypiano6118]

K4RK4T TOLD M3 H3 DO3SN'T W4NT YOUR K1DS. SORRY, BUT WH4T DO YOU 3XP3CT? 1T'S K4RK4T...

[@sakitenshi1998]

"FIVE, you little SHITS." "Holy shitballs. He is an unstoppable MACHINE." Hey, look! I'm a teacher now, apparently.

[@boredhikyoku4029]

If you listen closely, you can hear some guy in the background mumbling "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" and "Fucking Starving Ass Bitch" as Karkat introduces the book to the grubs.

[@somerandomcube]

2:20 that wriggler Nepeta gives me life she is so adorable

[@eggsbenedict_09]

"HE'S AN UNSTOPPABLE MACHINE" "Fuck"

[@trustworthy_hypocrite1838]

"Holy shit balls...he is an unstoppable machine!"

[@lorenzoabrick5188]

Don't get me wrong, this was goddamn hillarious, but I really want karkat to read that section of the book where the caterpillar eats every candy under the sun. Also, this really reminds me of my mum reading "Kipper's toybox" when my sister was little... That was interesting to say the least.

[@rookiebat]

what did she do?

[@NikkiHedge]

YOU FOOL. CAN'T YOU SEE THE CHAOS YOU'VE WRAUGHT. HOMESTAR RUNNER AND HOMESTUCK WERE NEVER MEANT TO CROSS PATHS. YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL.

[@z0mb1ebra1nz]

"kanaya is a fucking pimp." I now live by this quote.

[@ccs8847]

No 2 people are not on fire

[@mychemicalkurloz6466]

I love this fandom 😂

[@lawlingpanda8498]

I have never been so proud to have Karkat as my patron troll before.

[@jacket5596]

Wriggler Eridan said fuck i did not know i needed that but i am no smiling with glee

[@notpukicho2950]

Nobody: Literallynoone: *making a megalovania remix, or some shit* Grub!Eridan: *with every ounce of innocence that was taken by sgrub* fuck

[@sarahbrennan3716]

14 people have no since of humor

[@samraychanneling8785]

naw its 18 now

[@sansgaming7613]

+Jewel Zwicker 20 now

[@dramaturgy9339]

+Grady Harris its now 28

[@easypeasypiano6118]

A rule of life is: When you point out the dislikes, an endless comment chain will insue, because people have to for some reason update the amount of dislikes stated on the comment. Yeah its weird...

[@easypeasypiano6118]

Oh yeah, and now its 31.

[@lovelydisgrace]

"no two people are not on fire...awww"

[@DietermiGamzD125]

THE SOLLUX ONE

[@refrigeratedpizza2180]

Me and my friend have a kind of in-joke about the hungry caterpillar so I have to make her watch this XD

[@galaxygirlcameron147]

XD karkat is the best at reading the very hungry caterpillar

[@rosesluckrideart]

You turned my favorite children's book a the end to a completely more awesome version XD

[@RokuroOkAJima]

I would’ve learned more if Karkat was my kindergarten teacher.

[@SmileMyDarling]

2:21 I DIED. I mean, I was laughing through the whole video, but that killed me XD

[@ava7269]

On the cover of The Very Hungry Caterpillar says "The Starving Ass Bitch" as the title XD

[@Pitbull_Named_Princess]

I would read those and lil Eridan is just elementary me who would read horror stories, freakin' Grimm's Fairy Tales, CUSSING MESS, BUT I SERIOUSLY LOVE IT...! I would definitely read that mess Karkat has over there. Beautifully done, voice acted, and made! I'm a Taurus... :|

[@tartagliaa7297]

This was such a heartwarming story

[@veda_fluff_asmr5064]

FIVE YOU LITTLE SHITS! XD omg I died of laughter at that part

[@rachelgraves5694]

He is an unstoppable machine! xDDD

[@veda_fluff_asmr5064]

XDD

[@zekeram129]

And by extent he isn't advertiser friendly

[@libra7635]

This is so perfect

[@libra7635]

Kaley Klapisch I lost that a long time ago

[@z1BRRR]

I want a teacher like that...or maybe I should have karkat as my teacher so it’s easier

[@sugaaandspice]

the story with the caterpillar though xD

[@athenadominguezcastillo2752]

Ngl this changed the way I saw censorship when I was like 14. My mormon upbringing was like "bad is bad and nothing should be bad and some white dude says what's bad" So I saw this and was like.... Yeah! Why does it have to be kid friendly huh!?!?!? Huh!?!?

[@Sparrowbonemarrow413]

"Some people wear dresses." "KANAYA IS A FUCKING PIMP"

[@Stormeko]

Do I hear the Chao Garden theme song? Omg it is x3

[@rainbowdash1762]

Grub Eridan: Fuck Me: Aww you cute little piece of shit

[@eggartz7821]

THIS IS THE ONE I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS CHANNEL FOREVER AND I JUST I FOUND IT AGAIN

[@scott-ry4cj]

karkat be my moirail pl0x

[@ashfeatherartz]

I love that this entire channel is just for this one video And it's beautiful I want Karkat as my teacher

[@nighteye4042]

the new youtube conduct is going to ruin this fandom...

[@bluemagician9724]

If it does, there will be pain and death.

[@layla_does_stuff9318]

TheMoralKing Hmm. True.

[@ravolini8267]

He kinda sounds like Zim from Invader Zim

[@alexistavia6041]

I showed this to my friends and they laughed their ass's off.

[@auto-carrot2039]

And thats why eridans child knew about the `bad words` early

[@ArchieAlexandre]

I lost it at Kanayas part 😂

[@jlw1049]

I nearly chocked on my kit kat watching that. the very hungry caterpillar was my favorite story

[@TheBonkleFox]

I now require a series of Karkat reading children's books.

[@zekeram129]

"No two people are not on fire"

[@geminiadastra8662]

i can no longer breathe

[@layla_does_stuff9318]

Stellar Gemini The constellation Did you eat all that food? Now you can't breath?

[@littlewhitefeather]

I could hardly even even concentrate on the second comic reading because I was having a nostalgia seizure from the Chao Garden music holy shit great video by the way, absolutely love your Karkat voice and behavioral headcanons

[@TypicalOddities01]

KARKAT IS NOT KID FRIENDLY: The video where Karkat inadvertently reads a bedtime story to all of tumblr. This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen and you are awesome.

[@WitchofMind]

"Equius mounts horses in more ways than one." Holy fucking shit, I died! XD

[@magicalsoup8058]

Tiny Eridan saying fuck. Gets me every time

[@sweatyeggboy8352]

i love this so much i knew i was too far deep to turn back when he got to feferi's legs are being devoured and i lost every shit left that was in possible possession when he started reading the hungry caterpillar and i was crying when grub eridan said his very first word

[@gaqqq8567]

karkat where the FUCK are your horns

[@luminareflare4914]

"The words we taught the children were, uh, fangoriously, gelatinous, and um... linebacker."

[@masonyork6543]

"holy shitball" karkat 2016

[@jekyllgttahyde]

Still my favorite video on the internet. XD. It’s been 2 years for me

[@jmeizkwl]

I love you so much. This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen XD

[@couturissime]

This fandom is a blessing.

[@bluebirdyplays9133]

This is the cutest thing omg

[@zilithbasham1683]

The very hungry Caterpillar was my favorite children's book. Now it's just my favorite book because of this.