Karl Cooks Royalty Tribe Beans On Toast For Dinner | An Idiot Abroad | Absolute Jokes

Karl Pilkington travels to Africa to spend time with rare mountain gorillas, and does charity work and caravan-based exploring along the way. He also prepares a meal for a tribal king, encounters a rhinoceros and discovers a hippopotamus that lives in a house. Karl finally arrives in Uganda to see the gorillas after a 12-hour drive, but is not pleased by the ensuing 10-hour jungle trek.
Brit Karl Pilkington has led a sheltered life. Not having done any traveling, he enjoys living within the comforts of what he knows, basically that being what is purely British. As such, his friends, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, decide to send Karl to various parts of the world to experience unfamiliar cultures. Stephen believes that travel is a life broadening venture, and hopes that Karl will indeed feel like his life is enriched by these travels. Ricky, however, hopes that Karl will hate every minute of his travels. For Ricky, this experiment is the most expensive gag for his own pleasure that he could have conceived.
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[@hpebackwards]

"You sure you saw the gorillas? I'm not gonna get it back and it's Luke in a f-cking fur coat?" Funniest part of the whole series.

[@ReeVo420]

"dankie Jess" "donkey jis" 😂

[@SeArCh4DrEaMz]

he was rly great with the kids, turns out i think he could have been a great dad ..

[@krezwan6450]

This is guy is a genius in a different way. I swear to God 😂

[@Tukkerrandy]

18:57: looks like Suzanne from the back, fucking hell Karl hahahah

[@berits.2346]

This is comedy gold. Plus I love how Karl interacts with people. Him dancing or playing pool on the market was beautiful.

[@Minabezerai]

As someone from Uganda, that bit there is close to my heart! The massive traffic you saw is called the Taxi Park and the place he was shopping at is called Owino. Some of those places are now demolished for shopping centres as far as I know. Real nostalgic stuff. Thanks Dead Parrot! 34:30 I think when Karl asks the lady if he could join in she says 'it's Baganda, yes." Baganda is the ethnic group most present in the Kampala area [capital city] and that's one of their dances. It's funny I had never seen it being danced there myself. Karl's a lucky bloke, innit?

[@ilovecats170]

Awesome, thanks for sharing some of your local knowledge of Uganda :)

[@Padraigp]

Kinda sad that they bring people to see the last gorillas but then alsl some peoeple cut off their hands steal the babies and destroy and kill them. They need tl be protected its too horrificly sad if you lose those animals.

[@nickacelvn]

Hey mate nice comment innit lol (NZ here)

[@LiLSlimXxXrapper]

Lady: "Thank you Jess" Karl:"Donkey Jizz2

[@ireneeriksson7855]

HAHAHA 😂😂😂

[@YouSmokeChed]

Ikr the look she gave him

[@warwarneverchanges4937]

Karl is just gold. Remember Steve saying Karl "pls dont have kids", and Ricky "Imagine Karl beeing a tacher", from the podcasts.

[@deathkampdrone]

Lol! He definitely is a good teacher for sex education. Doesn't make it harder than it has to be: now kids, basically wear a rubber

[@75echo]

" Sir Attenborough did not have his knob out,..... so i am not doing that" - Karl Pilkington

[@DoeJohn737]

"Haven't you been watching whales in this series?" :D

[@LimSky420]

The real story behind the 50 pence is freaking funny... apparently Karl thought he was owed 50 pence for giving a keg of beer to Steve. A keg of beer he got for free anyway 😅 he said he didn't want it and gave it to Steve. Karl had been waiting for Steve to pay him back and it was not happening. Then one day Steve bought him some coffee... he gave Karl the money and the change was 50 pence. Karl refused to hand it over claiming Steve owed him for the keg of free beer he gave to Steve 🤣

[@ireneeriksson7855]

Yes its a funny story 😂

[@Bajro97]

Turns around with genuine fear in his eyes after talking to Ricky: "Where's this gonna end - he's got more fuckin money than me!"

[@zakken1042]

The best bit was Karl talking about Steve and money 😆🤣 50 pence!!! 😆🤣

[@vinto34]

Donkey jizz...the look from hippo lady had me creasing.

[@johnthorpe1349]

Those kids r so cool hope n pray they have a grand life 💯❤️. Migwech 🔥

[@RatelHBadger]

Love Karls lessons about Risk... Never do that, don't do this, be careful... Good job

[@phildh9150]

I love this show. Thanks for posting!

[@gemmagreen7340]

he was adorable with the kids! I loved Karl here!!

[@ryanhunter7365]

Little did Karl know how much charity he's provided with this program. Not Ricky! Karl has.

[@deancronin2471]

It's like Suzanne from the back...Karl...we can't use that 😮

[@Olivia-bh7vs]

um, karls bmx skills woah

[@marv5078]

"I'm singlehandedly causing the world population problem. I'm saving everyone. I'm like superman." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@adrianlouw2499]

Is that "bodyguard" even got a pocket knife on him? In Diepsloot? Yea no thanks...

[@realBiGO]

We have house hippos in Canada but they are not that big.

[@benblair2591]

They like peanut butter

[@lachazaroony]

`You cant fit all the gorillas on a plane.` Karl: `You could put some of them in business class.` Lmao

[@wowmujeeb]

“That’s the thing with charity, it’s never enough”

[@Skyhi.Visuals]

“ I’ll raise you 5 HUTS”🤣🤣

[@tyronebiggums7296]

That hippo is living the life lol

[@Hoplasa]

karl making rick look like a twat in his own way xd im actually kinda suprised that he was able to lie to rick hehe

[@erikolsen5802]

9:15 brags, tears down house, then asks 'sure we got the right house'

[@johnkimble1919]

They should make a series where Karl is a happy camper

[@aaronhughes7573]

Seepo is like the Preston Garvey of An idiot abroad loool

[@user-jr7cx9zm1e]

I'd love to see a version where Ricky Gervais goes abroad and Karl phones him up, patronizes him, and makes him do things he doesn't want to do. Karl comes out of this looking good, but Gervais comes out of it looking like a bully.

[@peterwomersley]

thats tghe premise of the whole show and it Gervais genius as a puppet master that makes the show work

[@user-jr7cx9zm1e]

@@peterwomersley Yeah, I get that.

[@paddym27]

it's a bit like saying greg davies is a bully in taskmaster@@user-jr7cx9zm1e

[@deathkampdrone]

A lot of weird handshaking going on here. Which leads me to believe that Karl is fairly streetwise in Africa. 🤙

[@lyomon9981]

What a cute ass hippo omg

[@asphaltdoctorhrm6409]

Actually a good question - how dangerous is that primary school that he needs security?

[@deathrowlemon7367]

I'm willing to bet just on my gut feeling that more people get shot in US primary schools.

[@kevin93azyu]

" "You say it best when you say nothing at all" - Ronan Keating" - Karl Pilkington.

[@catatonicable]

Those shacks must make good ovens...

[@bonjour2098]

Do they really want to know about risk in sex? I honestly thought I was coming here to talk about Humpty Dumpty."

[@stoney332]

Strapped on top of a plane is well worse he did that but not the bungy I don't understand that at all ha

[@stenh.6243]

You have to watch out for those triffids Karl.

[@littlefoot..]

24:33 you can hear the cameraman is laughing

[@denkanator]

pretty sure that hippo ended up killing its owner

[@MadSolar]

Really?? Source?

[@murderyoutubeworkersandceos]

karl says the word "shit" out loud, no censorship. u filter "shit" in the comments, cuz u tryina be family-friendly and rack in that children viewership ad rev

[@eye1726]

has anyone noticed the art on these giant pipes?

[@brabusmk]

37:22

[@Nemesis-LvS-]

18:56 RIP karl

[@catatonicable]

Jessica attacked some ppl...apparently..

[@kanemonaghan6945]

the title does not make sense it should say karl cooks beans on toast for the royalty tribe

[@reyalPRON]

33:00 so... we give away clothes to the poor. And these poor sell them.. to other poor ppl. That defeats the purpose now does it not?

[@Yourmomma568]

Karl really plays up the everyman thing. Like all the jokes he makes about his wife, you'd think she's some dumpy old cow with half a brain in her head, but she's very pretty and successful. The most astonishing thing about Karl is that he's managed to keep this charade going for as long as he has.

[@barbaragervais6991]

When does Karl break character?

[@th33399]

around the 11:00 mark. Steve is such a hypocrite. I completely understand how Karl feels. I've done voluntary work for years and sometimes it just feels frustrating.

[@aarde7036]

Can, still, if he wants..

[@rutindamarcus5239]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@francoisgertze6143]

bodygaurd

[@martinm72]

er OsLoKarl P |

[@Skyhi.Visuals]

The guy smoking the pipe in the back with the rino. Time travel

[@sonny9493]

Couldnt take my eyes off him either

[@PowersOfDarkness]

15:56 socialist anti apartheid hero Nelson Mandela

[@hebiennousnsommespasdanslm6452]

A real socialist. Not a fake like others corrupted

[@denkanator]

@@hebiennousnsommespasdanslm6452 yes, a socialist who didn't believe in Marxism and was a vocal advocate of free markets [capitalism]

[@denkanator]

yes, a wondeful capitalist hero who called himself a socialist

[@PowersOfDarkness]

@@denkanator "but as long as Party members work hard and earnestly, never allow themselves to be isolated for one single moment from the day to day struggle of the people, make serious effort to study Marxist literature, learn from the experiences of other comrades and the masses of the people, and constantly strive to steel and cultivate themselves, they will be perfectly able t raise their qualities to the same level as Marx, Englers, Lenin and Stalin." guess who wrote that in 1962?

[@denkanator]

@@PowersOfDarkness he later said he didn't believe in their theories [probably because the four people mentioned are some of the biggest and most horrible scum bags in history]. As well as fighting for personal and economic freedom, two principals which are the exact opposite of socialism.

[@user-jr7cx9zm1e]

Ricky's phone calls are annoying in this. Calling him 'boy' etc.

[@martinm72]

Eikel

[@cindycollins4040]

Dislike the female slang reference

[@H0kram]

Alright Cindy.

[@gstrdms]

PIPE DOWN, SNATCH-HAVER.

[@cindycollins4040]

@@gstrdms really, grow up, you try having everything female being related to being weak

[@cindycollins4040]

@@gstrdms is t he just the best

[@user-rx2et1gh6y]

Y?

[@PakHemRs]

your intro is annoying

[@Crimis666]

So are you :).

[@junjalapeno7773]

@@Crimis666 nice comeback! Lmao had me laughing for hours