I love how at 4.57 he just repeats his joke, just like a child often does when you laugh at something they say.
@0766576 жыл бұрын
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@Olliefouracre4 жыл бұрын
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@inconsistentinternetvideos3 жыл бұрын
Too muc lying low
@RyanDownes0009 жыл бұрын
"Was it a dark time? Well it was for me cause I worked nights" Genius
@louisasmiles8 жыл бұрын
RDGaming 0
@adampowers64233 жыл бұрын
You’re setting a pretty low bar for genius
@RT-ks2zi Жыл бұрын
@@adampowers6423 well there’s no difference between genius and mad
@ANDY123SON Жыл бұрын
@@RT-ks2ziThey say there's no difference between and idiot and a genius
@Faz-868 жыл бұрын
Who else has listened to all the xfm shows a bit too much? Lol
@L33tw0rk6 жыл бұрын
to the point where I remember the order of Ricky's laughs in each episode
@jbri16 жыл бұрын
that's impossible
@bobsmith32913 жыл бұрын
Every night for years
@hellodave53893 жыл бұрын
Definitely, I'll have a drink and listen to them when I'm cooking, my wife's never happy when I return an hour later pissed and giggling with a plate of shite
@rampager19907 ай бұрын
Way too much but at the same time not enough
@01rai0110 жыл бұрын
2:47 That laugh nearly blew the roof off.
@AaronSmith-hn3ud10 жыл бұрын
Its even funnier at 0.5 speed xD
@todddickinson3262 Жыл бұрын
@@AaronSmith-hn3udI actually listen to a lot of the shows at that speed! It’s like sitting around with a bunch of your stoned buddies!! It gives everything an entirely different vibe!
@danieltanure87389 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites is when Karl was talking about ghosts and he asks Ricky what he would feel like if there was some mysterious thing wandering around his room, Ricky said something to the effect of "I would know it was just my cat" and Karl went "No, that's probably got its own room".
@mburzzzawa9 жыл бұрын
i just love Ricky's " oh a actual joke! look at his little face! "
@Animaja0013 жыл бұрын
Too much layin' low!
@archiethedog451510 жыл бұрын
Karl's smiles cure cancer.
@BrandonWillWin Жыл бұрын
Jaffa cakes
@bajer1118 жыл бұрын
the attitude (hat he chewed) pun was brilliant though. to weeks in the proces, no problem!
@lextube10 жыл бұрын
"Not whilst Coldplay are here" was genius, but you missed the bit before it to get the joke!
@ValkyrieDaisy9510 жыл бұрын
I know XD! The bit where Ricky and Steve were mucking about. XD Steve was being "The interviewer" and Ricky was impersonating Chris Martin XD
@jamessharp500110 жыл бұрын
Could you please explain it, or tell me which XFM show its from? Cheers
@Toms0010 жыл бұрын
James Sharp would also like to know what show this is from???
@trachtaire10 жыл бұрын
head to Pilkipedia, and look for Karl's quote. Google: 'Pilkipedia "not while Coldplay are here"' and it'll come up surely.
@DSevenn4 жыл бұрын
James Sharp 5 years late to reply but just incase anyone’s wondering this now... Ricky and Steve were doing an impersonation skit pretending they were interviewing Chris Martin from Coldplay a few minutes before what can be heard here so what Karl said was funny because it was kind of an inside joke from earlier in the episode.
@windibd10 жыл бұрын
"He has a friend named Oi." "Is his surname Comehere?"
@passiondpete16247 жыл бұрын
dark tower?!
@Gyrbae5 жыл бұрын
@@passiondpete1624 No billy-bumblers here.
@nuttysnpdg9 жыл бұрын
1:40 it's even more funny because Karl hadn't really said anything for about 5min before that line, Ricky and Steve were having their own discussion then Karl jumps in with that.
@cal10509 жыл бұрын
Warwick: "If you could be tall or short which would you rather be? Put yourself in my shoes perhaps..." Karl: "... Wouldn't fit..." *Ricky Chuckles* :D
@alanheyes6946 жыл бұрын
Such a brilliant retort.
@philipmango328810 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite things Karl ever said was during a time he was complaining about not being able to put a couch out on the sidewalk in front of his house for the trash collectors to take away. Ricky and Steve pointed out that a blind person could trip over it. Karl loudly said, "What's the dog doing?!" referring to the blind person's seeing eye dog.
@WhiteSleevedStu7 жыл бұрын
0:52 The punchline here, in its context, was one of the most brilliant lines ever from Karl.
@ryanholmes305511 жыл бұрын
My favorite is when they are discussing the phrase 'you can't have your cake and eat it' and Karl mentions a time when he saw some erotic themed cake and then says 'that's when you can have your cake and eat TIT'. Genius
@LjubicaServaas Жыл бұрын
The "hat he chewed"/attitude line is genuinely brilliant.
@reshmapatel3253 жыл бұрын
All 3 of them work so well together. I wish they did more programs.
@xigbar19947 жыл бұрын
I love his joke at 4:40. Karls so pleased he repeats it. Love him
@WinglessHydra0312 жыл бұрын
"Look at his little face!" I love Ricky's love and fascination with Karl XD
@afrohoney11 жыл бұрын
"She's a right ropey little woman". Karl is talking about a 12 year old at a talent show. He's got such a way with words. We love you, Little Karly Pilkoids.
@ftterguf57998 жыл бұрын
@2:47 best ricky laugh of all time
@joshfish28 жыл бұрын
+Fætter Guf haha, he either sounds like a screaming banshee or a vulture! Best laugh ever
@welshbeef310 жыл бұрын
Must of been a dark time.... Ermmmm, well it was for me. I was working nights. LOL
@jesslovesrammstein8 жыл бұрын
Look at his little face!!
@Jack-qp9ky8 жыл бұрын
"Put your self in my shoes perhaps" ... "wouldn't fit" haha
@GhostofRhurValley8 жыл бұрын
he gives you a literal response.
@Webofscience11 жыл бұрын
Warwick: "Put yourselves in my shoes" Karl (quietly): "They wouldn't fit" Love it
@Saisinkolimonadin12 жыл бұрын
You can just hear the grin on his face when he says that. Brilliant.
@ElvisLivesUpstairs12 жыл бұрын
LOL Ricky's so proud of Karl sometimes, like he's his son.
@NF2K12 жыл бұрын
It's amazing because you can't tell if some of these are him genuinely cracking jokes or just typical Karl logic XD
@comface8 жыл бұрын
"Get me in the book!"
@brooksbrooks68059 жыл бұрын
karl telling real jokes is the greatest thing ever lol
@Dannyboy89spurs2 жыл бұрын
“Well get me in the book then”is utter genius reply from Karl
@uyy7uhy8 жыл бұрын
"too much lying low."
@GhostofRhurValley8 жыл бұрын
Its like a kid who tells a joke that made everyone laugh.
@ChristopherPoirierVoiceActor10 жыл бұрын
The second time: "....lying low"
@ih82r83 жыл бұрын
Anyone else wish there was more animated episodes to this brilliant trio??
@jimmysofa92158 жыл бұрын
"Oooh...I love Karl, I love you..."
@Stuart15413 жыл бұрын
I've always thought that the 'Get me in the book' line was one of the sharpest responses i've ever heard. You missed out my personal favourite which was when before the show Derren Brown had tried to guess the number he was thinking (42) and he opened a letter which turned out to just be a women's dental inspection date 'Yea, but she could have a FAWLTY TOOTH'
@benjaminlloyd114413 жыл бұрын
Best personality combination on radio without a doubt. carl is legendary
@TheMaleRoleModel12 жыл бұрын
Karl smiling is one of the greatest things to see
@rikurodriguesneto6043 Жыл бұрын
Ricky says he doesn't like puns, but he sure laughed hard at 'at-he-chewed :D
@Nicallica1111 жыл бұрын
love how Ricky talks about Karl like he's not even a human being. Look at his little face! It smiles!
@jakesdaddy089 жыл бұрын
Here's a tip. Don't be listening on headphones at 2.48
@ech-pi-el9 жыл бұрын
TLAAAAAAAAAA
@craigchristian12779 жыл бұрын
Haven't got that far as I write this but I'm guessing its Ricky's fault
@LaoTze1518 жыл бұрын
+jakesdaddy08 thanks mate
@liamjd112 жыл бұрын
"Thats a fable" lol he loves his fables.
@adampowers64233 жыл бұрын
The one about the conjoined twins not looking both ways is the best
@BethanyGordon199211 жыл бұрын
"why didn't he just look both ways?" Ahahaha, oh Karl.
@Meth.Donalds12 жыл бұрын
"Its was dark times" "Well, it was for me, cause I worked nights"
@hatfinch11 жыл бұрын
"Well it was for me, cause I worked nights." -- brilliant!
@WildfireX8 жыл бұрын
The best one wasn't on here... The one about "you can have your cake & eat tit" haha
@AutomaticDuck3005 жыл бұрын
"...play a record. I want to talk to you about puns."
@danieltanure87389 жыл бұрын
There was also the one when Ricky was talking about his fat friend who tipped over a sausage cart because he was pissed with Germans for beating England in soccer and that was the closest thing to a German he found, Karl went "Well, if he was fat he probably only tipped it over because it wasn't open".
@isaacharkton61693 жыл бұрын
Never heard that before. What the fuck is a soccer?
@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl70592 жыл бұрын
@@isaacharkton6169 shut up
@ryanjones61274 жыл бұрын
"Why wasn't he looking both ways" 🤣🤣🤣
@aintgonnahappen7 жыл бұрын
Karl is absolutely brilliant
@JayM10812 жыл бұрын
CANNOT. STOP. CLICKING. ON. RELATED. VIDEOS. ABOUT. KARL. PILKINGTON.
@MisterWrench2 жыл бұрын
3:20 this joke is great. Every now and then I’ll remember it and start laughing out loud
@drumset79163 ай бұрын
what does he say i can't understand him
@Julius-mt7mtАй бұрын
@@drumset7916he says attitude, but he clarifies that he thought that they say because of the hat he chewed. The joke being about a guy being on a show where ‘celebrities’ lose weight
@todddickinson3262 Жыл бұрын
If you’re like me and you’ve listened to everything these three have ever done, I have a suggestion that makes it all fresh again. Slow the playback speed to .5 and just listen. It’s like all three of them have smoked some really good weed, and they’re just talking nonsense like every group of stoners does. It’s great!!
@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat1411 жыл бұрын
Ricky's laugh at 2:47 is one of the best things ever :'D
@omgitsrobsandy11 жыл бұрын
i'd love to see Karl trying stand up comedy. seeing him on live at the apollo would be one of the funniest things to ever see!
@Yellowcoatedlowman12 жыл бұрын
I've been stuck in a Karl Pilkington loop for the past 19 hours........I've even watched ones I've already seen and can't remember....SOMEONE BREAK MY FINGERS!
@theironshiek4 жыл бұрын
"He knew it was funny, it was ment to be funny, he said it to be funny and ift was! Well done"
@DougMold2 ай бұрын
“Not whilst Coldplay are here” might be my favorite
@rickstein12313 жыл бұрын
Karl is so funny and witty. I love him
@RJREID199213 жыл бұрын
This is just amazing. Cracking compilation!
@Iunio927 жыл бұрын
hat he chewed holy shit i forgot that one
@alexbekele89457 жыл бұрын
Iunio92 it's genius
@mikewozere12 жыл бұрын
"Well, get me in the book" is one of the most genius retorts I have ever heard.
@HoldemHustle9 жыл бұрын
the hat he chewed lol I wish we could see his face!
@mucusmayhem11186 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious 😂 😂 He takes a lot of stick but he plays the part well. When he wants to be real card he's the Ace. 😎😂😂
@sxyqt3.1412 жыл бұрын
both man these 3 are my fav trio in comedy ever they are teh diamond jem of come
@t0kt0k12 жыл бұрын
Karl is the funniest of the three.
@PetrolPatrol12 жыл бұрын
some of these jokes only make sense in the context that they were in but still some cracking one liners ;)
@MrMerlin8711 жыл бұрын
i remember that story about robin on one of the xfm shows. one of the best stories ever! xD. good memories
@_Super_Hans_11 жыл бұрын
Love it love it love it. Someone should make a clip of Ricky asking him if he's a scientist/doctor. He does that a lot.
@bychance81779 жыл бұрын
2:48 one of the best laughs I've ever heard. Unlike the goggle eyed monster's fake laughs
@5implesimon12 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhh I see. That clears it up cheers mate. Still quick witted for Karl tho, "wait till his 30!!" ha. Thanks
@lowellisaac12 жыл бұрын
I've always said Karl has a very deep and witty brain that just happens to be empty.
@ColinXS13 жыл бұрын
I wish I could see Karl's little grin when he is deliberately funny.
@liannes55768 жыл бұрын
Look both ways, hat he chewed and too much lying low were too funny. This should have been a feature😂
@TheDBrennan9227 жыл бұрын
Ricky used that Madonna joke at the Golden Globes, I had no idea he got it from Karl haha
@Szaam7 жыл бұрын
2:48 Favourite Ricky laugh ever
@Crumbs_Crumbs12 жыл бұрын
I still go that 2:06 bit is so brilliant because you know he means it!
@CORNISHDUDE11 жыл бұрын
the 1st time i heard/saw karl was on rickys politics standup dvd i got on xmas day, thanks santa :)
@shanustheanus13 жыл бұрын
You can only understand the Coldplay bit, if you heard the rest of the show.
@aaronhassett76497 жыл бұрын
look both ways. that killed me
@MrBazzabee11 жыл бұрын
Comedian Ken "Settle down now,settle down"Goodwin used that one on Granada TV's"The Comedians" in the early 1970's cos I remember tellin' that joke in Ken's inimitable style way back then ...to my school chums amusement !!
@GangsterMMA13 жыл бұрын
One of my favourites is where they're discussing the 'Elephant Woman' who used to get picked up in Karl's Dad's taxi and Karl says something like "the thing about people like that is you can't make fun of them, cos they NEVER FORGET!"
@jamends122011 жыл бұрын
"It was for me because I worked nights!" classic.
@ThyRedCoat12 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this man!
@ElvisLivesUpstairs12 жыл бұрын
"Heart, which is, he's wreaking his own" LOL
@FriedGoldSyndro12 жыл бұрын
"Too much lyin' low"
@LifeOfRy10 ай бұрын
From about 4:16 onwards you can faintly hear Karl going "mm" and "yeah" as he's waiting for a moment to interject so he can deploy the "too much lying low" dynamite. You can hear him clearly at 4:32 and 4:38 and even a little "well" at 4:43
@tomimpala12 жыл бұрын
As long as Karl lives so does the cure for depression.
@feeltheillinois12 жыл бұрын
hahaah i love how ricky always says "look at 'is little face"
@TheRealSzillard13 жыл бұрын
I like how you have managed to capture the future with "5 November 2011 (Scott Mills on Radio 1)"
@bryal781111 жыл бұрын
2:47 That's a joker-tier laugh. Straight from Mark Hamill's lips.
@Johnz0rr13 жыл бұрын
why wasn't he looking both ways. amazing!
@benjaminstrudwick73683 жыл бұрын
"Oi" that's why I love Portugal.."oi technically Brazilian " but it's easy when usually drunk and the city full of Brazilian mates 🤣😂
@varun0098 жыл бұрын
"Celebrity squares". That's the video I came from!
@MayfairSnatcher12 жыл бұрын
From memory, I think they had tickets to a small metal festival to give away in a competition.
@OscarHarding12 жыл бұрын
Ricky's laugh at 2:48 is his best ever!
@anetchi13 жыл бұрын
Good lord I love Ricky's laugh!
@ColossalFailure9 жыл бұрын
I loved this video, are there any more "real joke" compilations anyone has put together?