Karma Monkey

[@bluevoices]

my first wheezy video... oh the nostalgia ;-;

[@PaulSaysThings]

seriously. you've somehow upped your game in your videos recently and they're even MORE over the top. i can just FEEL like you're on a new level. i cant believe you're even topping yourself in video awesomeness

[@HelasHandProductions]

I (for some reason) always come back to this one. Something about that august day in 2010 made me remember this particular combination of "news", inside jokes, and beards.

[@MegaBookWormGirl]

This is the first wheezywaiter video I have ever seen. I believe this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

[@thalandor46]

As a fairly new beard-lover, I find myself beginning to love it when the coffee's done. I find this amusing as I don't have even the smallest amount of love for any form of coffee, just when it's done.

[@pseudohippie55]

I was on vacation for a week and missed a whole week of Wheezy Waiter. I cried.

[@lucifael1]

Gratz Weezy, Your handstands are really coming along. Remember the idea of a handstand is to get your body in line. So point your toes, keep your legs together, don't let your back bow and don't be afraid to use your fingers to keep yourself from tipping over into the crushing reality of gravity's cruel talons dragging you down like a slow antelope on the savanna of eternal doom.

[@walrusfy]

"I just don't do anything." Words to live by, Craig with a Wig, words to live by.

[@illz342]

lol! you caught me by surprise when you voiced the monkey (i can't believe i didn't expect that). so goddamn GREAT. and your link reference was awesome too. how the hell did you get so funny!?

[@PhilToTheMax]

The coffee took ages to be done but now that it is, I love it!

[@pepsicola1295]

The highlight of my week is watching the expression on Craig with a Wig's face when his theme song plays.

[@jpkrulz]

You are by far the most entertaining person on KZbin.

[@MissAlissa15]

"grow up, Judy" was the highlight of my night.

[@CaraBara1018]

Referencing Rhett&Link just earned you a million more awesome points in my mind. :D

[@TheSicDominator]

i love the way you say "i get drunk" full of joy :P

[@hairom28]

I just discovered this man with an epic beard this morning...I have been watching wheezywaiter videos since! I've found another pleasant way to procrastinate now!

[@Adamas97]

Your videos are some of the best on youtube. I actually LOL and clap during most of your episodes b/c they are so funny!

[@WilliamHaynesTV]

Platoon Of Power Squadron is REALLY good. Especially for it's budget. It's like Heroes accept, Craigy?

[@MybasementReviews]

Your handstands are getting better! I hope you guys get to have Pops shown on tv, that would be awesome, it's definitely one of my favorite internet based shows!

[@ReFlaire]

That picture fade-in... So good. Just. So good. Watch out.

[@tubix00]

The pre-outro part made my liver cramp from laughter... Yes, it has eyes.

[@PocusUK]

lol your "I get drunk" voice makes me laugh every time

[@himynameislph]

I want to know who the 16 people are that hated this video. They really have no soul. I must say this is one of your best videos yet. I was loling from start to finish!

[@tran4of3]

You seem to discover new facial muscles every time Craig with a wig smiles. Destroys my soul every time it happens.

[@EY20b]

That was brilliant. I especially loved the freak out.

[@Sttubbs]

I now respect you more for mentioning Legend of Zelda. Best wink ever!

[@akechikurusu]

The Zelda reference made me cry with laughter. Thank you :D

[@TheWisestWizards]

Best Weezy video in at least a month.

[@Kakaobutter]

I laughed so hard that i had to go to the hospital and am now sitting in a wheelchair. the good thing is that i'm still rolling on the floor laughing

[@McRachella]

This episode was especially pleasing and hilarious :D I laughed for approximately 15 seconds.

[@Mr0wnu]

I seem to be getting more addicted to wheezy, it brings physical pleasure when i see a new video of his in my subscription box.... he should be considered an illegel drug

[@shakie1828]

to be honest, it cracks me up every time you say something to "judy"... soooo funny youre hilarious

[@ZAchaPi]

Great video. I may or may not have watched your super power platoon thingummy, but I still voted for it.

[@Cals1607]

hey wheezy. after watching your videos, i've recently started buying coffee, and i've found that i too love it when the coffee's done.

[@flamshiz]

i love how you are continuing the judy reference

[@Forgotaboutjay37]

the funniest show yo av done so far i loved it

[@KungFu4Dummies]

I love how you keep bringing Judy up.

[@RandyOnTheRadio]

This video cracked me up. It was all over the place, kinda like my life... which is probably why I laughed my butt off. This video was a day in my life, in a short 3:49 time span. Cool job.

[@JC24lady]

so, not only am i a huge beard fan (you have an extremely nice one, by the way), but i also noticed that you have some excellent eyebrows as well. Kudos to you, sir.

[@Phantom034]

I love how your answer to anything bad happening to you is getting drunk.

[@s0584333]

****** wheezywaiter please read****** when i was in like the fifth grade the way they told us how to do hand stands is to put your head on the floor (use a pillow if you like) and use your arms as brackets( sort of like a tripod) to balance your self while lifting your legs up eventually you will learn how to balance and you can then start to lift your head and even get away from a wall. but you are getting alot better it shows with every passing video

[@Kheph1]

I clicked like twice, that's how awesome this video was

[@bri-notthecheese]

Mentioning Zelda made this video 100x even more awesome than it was to begin with! I Will Follow Link!!

[@redneck958]

yay!!! another video!! i was crying more then the time i saw dumb and dubmer! that movie was so sad when the bird died :( but im happy now that there is another video im happier then that time i saw the hangover!! except this time im not crying at the end wishing that one day i could do that!! thanks for the videos! :D

[@avenueify]

before I go to click on one of your videos, I always check in my head to see if it's Wednesday. When it's not, I relax ;P

[@ZYISGIN]

if you're going to do it against the wall you need to go right up against the wall so you can practice the right shape of handstand. at the moment your legs are further back than your torso which is why you keep falling over without the wall. good luck! :)

[@InsaneButFunx43x]

I didn't wait for the video to process before I watched it just because I love your videos Wheezy :)

[@Everyvideo123]

"I love it when the coffee's done." Priceless

[@LeaveItToPsmith]

You definitely had a chicago accent at the end when you said "man, handstands are hard". Music to my ears.

[@tempest6651]

Hi WheezyWaiter. I only just discovered you last week and since then i've subscribed. I am pleased to say, since then my life is a tiny bit more fun.

[@Thunderharald]

Srsly how can I have missed this dude he's so funny for no reason :P

[@HenningDIF]

This gets better for every time!

[@Computerion]

I laughed so hard, I almost got a heart attack! ...wait. Is that possible? Better call my vet... Yes, I'm a monkey! Also, did anyone else notice the short flash on Craig with a wig's face at 1:39?

[@ZapperBrain]

WheezyWaiter makes the week days more than bearable. From now on, The week days are called wheeze days.

[@sitsona]

I love that wheezywaiter, dan brown (pogobat), and the vlogbrothers all call the info box thing the "dooblie-doo"

[@kimkuhn]

the link joke was full of adorableness

[@pilgrimwastaken]

I dont know why but when I click on your videos I just start laughing, even before the video starts XD

[@pilotjeffedwards]

You made this on my Birthday!! THANK YOU!!!!

[@Chanceofbeard]

Best moment of the video "NERD" *queues Zelda theme from NES era* Made me crack up!

[@InnerEagle]

You know, you just earned another 50 Internet Karmas.

[@valmeriza]

I think its hilarious that I havent seen you spill the coffee. Even when you always run all weird to get it xD

[@aronandben]

is it just me, or do these videos keep on getting funnier!?

[@FearlesslyLovedOne]

Craig with a Wig made my day today.

[@TheEdge012]

Craig With A Wig scares me but I cannot get his theme song out of my head. Guess that's Karma.

[@Grotomode]

Thats the best smile Craig with a wig has pulled off.

[@SuperEd86]

awesome as always, bra.

[@tauwilltriumph]

I love the Mount&Blade sound effects.

[@CosmicScaleFactor]

I would never click the dislike button on a WheezyWaiter video!

[@JESSSPACECORE]

Face Forest just became my favorite phrase EVER.

[@hayleyjayneee]

You have no shame, and I absolutely love it :D

[@njdss4]

You're getting better at handstands. Keep it up!

[@Jamerta93]

Omg you've got a The Settlers of Catan mug?! AWESOME!!!

[@FirsToStrike]

lol this was excellent, every single joke made me laugh.

[@pickles4muggles]

LMFAO i died laughing when I saw the failed handstand the first time. Thanks for making me die again.

[@joemama3434]

you should make a shirt that says "Holy shirt!" or "Oh shirt!" on it. I would buy it in a heart beat

[@ZeroStripes]

You and I shall travel to the ends of Hyrule with Link, Wheezy.

[@martalia]

Holy crap you just predicted the future in this video!

[@darkseraph2009]

I'd follow that link too. The overworld theme is even my text message ringtone.

[@autumnsylver]

"diagnosed with liver disease? I get drunk *big smile*" LMAO.

[@funkyxfish]

LMAO. I loved the monkey face you made XD

[@LittleMissTotoro]

I'd also follow That Link anywhere! I love Zelda! And I love you Wheezy!

[@angelEDSer]

You never fail to amuse me!

[@PaulSaysThings]

ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA that makes this the best video ever.

[@Endaline]

I don't know if you noticed, but that monkey sounds just like you!!! Amazing!

[@ulaff]

ya know what? i wasnt watching this in HD . time to rewatch it . :D

[@TheSilentFool]

Hey Craig, as a personal trainer I happen to know that the secret to obtaining more stable handstands is to increase the strength of your Lats and your Traps

[@Superspongelover]

i think you should try going away from the wall but still be parallel to the wall so you have a backup if you decide to obey gravity...

[@puckfaery32115]

So it took me a few days but I managed to watch all of your videos on youtube. And now I don't know what to do with my life.

[@pollyjeanz]

@HeartChibi He started them to pretty much show that if you do something enough and practice you can do it sooner or later.

[@yodanielcarter]

Breathing may be your thing, but I GET DRUNK is mine. Stop that. *dies from lack of breathing*

[@grayfox106]

This is one of the best so far :D :D

[@ExtremeHannah]

You are now the coolest MAN in the whole WORLD!!! Zelda is the best game EVER!!! I LOVE YOU!!!

[@fayawaymelville]

I love Link!! (The Rhett version and the Link version :D ) And also, I got the highest score of EVER on Tetris yesterday. It was awesome, and my FRIENDS shared my joy. :P

[@SashaLeeMcFadden]

your pretty much the greatest video maker ever lol yay for youtubers in chicago!

[@Deidana1]

Only thing I can dislike is this youtube video, but I would never do that. I clicked the the LIKE button. I've never clicked the dislike button

[@invaderGiz1]

HELLS YES!!!! THE LEGEND OF ZELDA!!!!! WHEEZYWAITER, U ARE AWESOME!!!! :)

[@EEK2493]

I kind of squealed when I heard the old ass Zelda music. It just made me love you even more. Question: Are you excited for the new Zelda??

[@blackchrisp]

"I should probably do it outside...." Yeah, we both knew that wasn't going to happen.

[@Phlipification]

YAY FOR WHEEZY WAITER, the ultimate day brightener =P

[@CaressOfMoonlight]

my name is actually Judy and every time you say that I can't stop laughing