Kaufman's Cow | Stand Up Comedy by Manik Mahna

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Produced by - A Little Anarky Films
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Sound Mixing & Mastering - Sohaill Gandhi
Location - Canvas Laugh Club, Gurugram
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[@sukritvarshney6896]

Upload full vedio pls Seeing this from between feels like anshul when he was admitted directly in 8th class.

[@tuba5700]

sukrit varshney 😂😂😂can relate

[@Ankur4330]

Pura set upload kar do, Anshul flush karna start kar dega pakka

[@danishussalam1977]

hahah well said

[@adityanegi3128]

Lol😂😂

[@theasmii]

Lol

[@KunalKamra]

5 million le jaoo isko please...

[@hatekills8393]

Hahahahaha....ye log itni gaali kyu de rhe hai ??? 😂

[@prateekkumar3233]

Oh toh aap bhi idhar hai. No wonder, Birds of a feather flock together.

[@ankitbhimjiyani7256]

Kunal Kamra I know you commented on purpose to piss these ppl off 😂😂😂😂😂

[@abhishekkaneja]

Kunal Kamra not surprised😂 cow, religion, army. aapka aana banta tha sir iss video k comment section mei.

[@prateekkumar3233]

Chirag Gupta burnt

[@akshatrupapara888]

This guy's highly intellectual and has plenty of frustration against the norms and superstitions of our society, hidden inside him. He should be renowned for his thinking and his word should spread far across. Kudos to you my friend!

[@Prakriti_Senpai]

Indeed

[@iliyas868]

And then he will end up in jail too 😅 Welcome to new India!

[@_sumit_kr]

​@@iliyas868 true that , bulle nhi manenge 😅 in fact forget jail , he will be b-he@ded

[@_sumit_kr]

Superstitions ? why are u trying to impose your personal opinions on him to validate ur personal frustration toward 1 com ? leave cows aside , farmers worship soil n water , raise crops as their children , wake up at 4 am for buffaloes , take them to bath 3 time a day , give chara 4 times , massage after bathing. they can hit their children but buffaloes , never. bolte h bura maan jayegi , bcs animal remembers , they say. anything part of life is sacred for them, its fascinating way to live life. imposing my way on you is wrong , obviously. but labelling some1 backward or superstitious without understanding mechanisms where their way doesn't seem to fit in my perception of good life , is also wrong. meri smjh se bahr h village people ka lifestyle to against jao !!! let them co exist in their own space.

[@iliyas868]

@@_sumit_kr I like the last line where u mentioned “let them co-exist..” my friend we r living in a democracy where one group or ‘comm’ decides what others can eat or not! I suggest u catch up on latest current affairs n with an open mind before u lecture others on co-existing n what not! Way of life?? 😂😂😂 still doesn’t change anything about it being nothing more than superstitions. Sorry if I’ve hurt ur views or sentiments.

[@naveenyadav2824]

may be u believe in perfection and good content, that's why u are not uploading too many videos...what an attitude man... superb!

[@codeengineer10]

2 years up.., you think he's still searching for perfection..

[@palashverma3470]

@@codeengineer10 lol

[@vanshikaathapa3856]

ख

[@Who-Suraj]

3 years 🙂

[@ayanokoujikiyotaka1942]

Password bhul gya hai vo😂😂

[@hikundanthakur]

Abhishek Upmanyu Karunesh Talwar And now this guy 🔥 New era of Standup Comedians

[@ekthabhaiyaji2640]

Kundan Thakur and KUNAL KAMRA

[@spiritualacharya7992]

Jaspreet Singh also

[@anant3691]

Sumit Anand also!

[@yashrajverma2081]

Vipul goyal and the legend zakir khan also

[@saggyyy__]

Kundan Thakur broooo u must check out rahul subramanium's video

[@piyusha3571]

Just to inform you that your long lost twin brother Anubhav Singh Bassi has entered the game too. edit- its a 2019 comment. now based on having seen more of their videos manik seems more refined/subtle as a comic. but back when i commented this first i saw the resemblance in their storytelling

[@divijkhattar9775]

I was actually waiting for that comment, well done.

[@piyusha3571]

@@manpreetmatharucomic really?

[@sanjeevkumarbauri2394]

Exactly they have same way of talking and same type of jokes.

[@sireeshasarma4399]

Lol

[@NavvLife]

@@sanjeevkumarbauri2394 you a fkin idiot Brahh they ain't same jokes

[@shivamsouravjha8636]

I was confused between him and Sumit Anand 😂

[@yashasvisharma3974]

Same here bro

[@vishalvaghela7486]

Same here....🤣🤣🤣

[@manshuvkafle6392]

Same...

[@shantanugangele2827]

They look very same and have similar kind of humor. 😂

[@Shubhamforall]

Sumit has left doing stand up comedy! :(

[@dishasanu]

The biggest comedy in this guy is his expression. His expression is his biggest weapon in the field of comedy. Please upload more video sir

[@hbsvg]

deadpan comedy

[@tuba5700]

"She behaved in a very non-cow way "😂😂😂😂😂 dammit !!! It was so good !!!

[@ManasMadrecha]

The last line! 🔥"Religion, army sab hain. Bas koi point nahi hain iska!" ❤ Great hidden meaning!

[@ritikanema4573]

Manas Madrecha i can't understand😐

[@namecannotbeblank3070]

@@ritikanema4573 me too

[@sunilverma-ep9ey]

@@ritikanema4573 Like govt now tries to justify everything with these 4 points and there is not any point in that actual everything...Hope u understand... May be i am wrong but thats what i understood

[@ritikanema4573]

@@sunilverma-ep9ey I got it. Thanku 😁😁

[@honestabhe3138]

I WAS HOPING SOMEONE ELSE GOT THAT AS WELL!

[@sandeeprawat310]

Couldn't control my Lough in metro whole metro laughed with me😂😂😂😂 *pa pa bhaannnhhhh ye kya chutiyapa hai *🤣🤣🤣

[@itzqwerty949]

3:53 A politician tells a lie to hide a truth whereas An Artist does it to tell the TRUTH

[@agnel2111]

What's Tchik Tchik Tchik to cows is Aaaaao Aaaaao to pigeons 😂😂

[@raghavkwal20]

agnel daniel my god you just invented how write tchick tchik tchik.. ! I thought it can't be spelled. Genius.

[@agnel2111]

raghav khandelwal hahaha I tried really hard I must confess.

[@sukritvarshney6896]

behnji and aunty to girls and ladies respectively

[@RohitKumar-um4xq]

agnel daniel kzbin.info/www/bejne/pIrCYaigdrOsfbc Also watch love poetry by Rohit Bhagat and if you like please subscribe to his channel and press the bell icon for upcoming updates. Need ur support 🙏

[@tejasvsaxena3909]

Pppuu Pppuu Pppuu to Puppies Well that cant be spelled properly now😂 U wanna try @angel?😅

[@rutujashinde5886]

Finally the 2nd one's out! Iske liye wait Karne ke chakkar me classmates 20-25 times dekh li! This guy is awesome man!

[@riseupani]

Rutuja Shinde me too

[@arpitsrivstva]

Rutuja Shinde haa sahi me maine bhi😂😂😂

[@Jaypatel-up4jg]

Classmates is the only one video that jitni bhi bar dekh lo hasi aayegi

[@anshul_._]

Iski aur vids h bhai?

[@muhammadasharaf1642]

Hahah... Sahi kaha bhai

[@lakshya1766]

1:57 it just felt like Yashraj Mukhate😂

[@manavpandey1175]

I appreciate everything. And thank you for giving Andy Kauffman a tribute with the cow-honk routine. Not many people love and respect the greats. Good stuff mate. Love and peace.

[@o_o231]

Thus guy is the most natural stand up comic I've ever seen! 😂 🤙🏼 👌

[@kuldipsingh9977]

"Cbse board jao or gaanja fuko Yahi sb hoga "

[@bhanu3528]

Brilliant😂😂😂 even after 4 years.. still gets same laughter..

[@kushagragarg526]

He is a healthier version of Vikrant Kohli 🤣🤣💯!

[@BhavaniTheLaughter]

Bhai ki baat hi alag h

[@comicsaurabh]

Bhavani The Laughter tu bhi seekh le kuch

[@ashishsolanki_1]

Bhavani The Laughter tum bhi asli audience k saamne krna seekh lo. khali kamre me fake laughter daalke krna stand up nhi hota

[@testing1619]

Cbhhjhgffu

[@yatinjoshi6802]

Ab niklalega yeh... Bhavani's day out

[@tusharsharma6082]

mark my words Gentleman.......just be consistent in uploading the vids with same humour and you gonna be the most successful stand up comedian in India..... for sure

[@flipoy5127]

Tumhari baat serious nhi li ://

[@tusharsharma6082]

@@flipoy5127 haha seriously bhai

[@flipoy5127]

@@tusharsharma6082 lol

[@vikasfitness7778]

Yar hota to shi rehta

[@rameezhamza07]

@@flipoy5127 ab seriously le lia lgta h 😂

[@Yo_uj]

The biggest satire was- "is joke m sab h cow, religion, om, army but koi point nhi h iska". Only if you get the context he's trying to put it in.

[@unsharma9229]

can you please explain?

[@roshanthakur506]

Yes cz comedy is sold to left , viewers don't understand the narrative and in satirical way just abuse Hinduism n country,well nice that u understood there's no point in army right every calamity call army ,floods earthquake and Chinese aggression terrorist attacks oops sorry u wouldn't have heard of Mumbai attacks n kashmir right and crossfires,yes what's the point of religion but only which has om,not which has waheguru , christ or dallah

[@gsiya4023]

@@roshanthakur506 bruh this is what he was saying we keep arguing what is what but there is no point

[@gsiya4023]

@@unsharma9229 see I will explain to the best I can U know we keep arguing about comedy, religion, politics, army and everything is there in the debate but there's no point because we never conclusive discussions or atleast come with solutions we just keep arguing and blaming so no point

[@adarshsingh5889]

Kyunki bakri ka hoga tu

[@ajaybhardwaj1466]

Koi sense hai is baat m Hme bhot lgi thi us time p😂

[@rohitsarpanch9780]

Bassi

[@architkumar-vx8wt]

sir you are awesome and I love your video classmate anshul😂😂😂😋😋😋😋😋😂😂😂😂😂

[@raginisingh2684]

Yeh right I loved it too 😂😂

[@kaku4778]

Usko pata ni kya sapna aaya ....sabke saamne dae bhagta hua jaa raha hai

[@swaroopkumar6138]

I like his style of presentation

[@ashishchhajed171]

just 2 videos and 258k followers!!!!! how can this happen?? but his skills are unmatched!!!

[@anujsarvang433]

A comedian is just a actor but with humour - Anuj sarvang 😂😂

[@KrishnaSharma]

that line when he says 'ha batata hu, tumhe kya laga me chala jaunga' 0:48

[@alapacharya7678]

This is one of the most creative piece of writing I've come across... Next level man. Not all will get it but still...

[@sambhav2702]

Was that friend with you anshul?😂

[@anupamsharma5914]

One of the smartest stand up comics i have seen!

[@himrajphukan1808]

This is amazing bro...We need effortless comedians like you ...Some are trying too hard to make us laugh ruining the whole fun involved in it

[@siakapoor8206]

He has this unique way of presenting his content , he starts with a point and completes the circle concluding at the end.

[@ravikaushal2003]

भाई ये देश भी तेरे जोक जैसा ही है...ओम, गाय, शिक्षा, सेना...सब कुछ है इसमें, मगर कोई पॉइंट नहीं है....You really rock br😂😎😎😎👍👍👍👍👍

[@RajbirSingh-nb7mk]

I don't know why I feel this way but whenever I see Manik, I feel that he has a lot of influence of OSHO...

[@rasowye1139]

Why you think so???

[@rasowye1139]

गाय हमारी माता क्यों है??? अगर हम सारे पशु-जगत में खोजने जाएं, तो गाय के पास जैसी आत्मा दिखाई पड़ती है, वैसी किसी दूसरे पशु के पास दिखाई नहीं पड़ती। अगर हम गाय की आंख में झांकें, तो जैसी मानवीयता गाय की आंख में झलकती है वैसी #मानवीयता किसी दूसरे पशु की आंख में नहीं झलकती। जैसी #सरलता, जैसी #विनम्रता गाय में दिखाई पड़ती है वैसी किसी दूसरे पशु में नहीं दिखाई पड़ती है। आत्मिक दृष्टि से गाय विकसिततम मालूम पड़ती है, समस्त पशु-जगत में। उसकी आत्मिक गुणवत्ता साफ स्पष्ट रूप से सर्वाधिक विकसित मालूम पड़ती है। उसका यह जो विकसित होना है, यह भी प्रमाण बन सकता है, खयाल दे सकता है कि अगला चरण गाय का जो होगा, वह आत्मिक छलांग का होगा। बंदर की अगर हम शारीरिक बेचैनी समझें, तो हमें खयाल में आ सकता है कि यह जल्दी अपने शरीर के बाहर छलांग लगाएगा। यह रुक नहीं सकता। यह इसी शरीर से राजी नहीं हो सकता। बंदर राजी ही नहीं है किसी चीज से। वह पूरे वक्त बेचैन और चंचल और परेशान है। आपने ध्यान किया, जब बच्चे पैदा होते हैं तो उनकी आंखों में गाय का भाव होता है और शरीर में बंदर की व्यवस्था होती है। छोटे बच्चे को देखें, तो शरीर तो उसके पास बिलकुल निपट बंदर का होता है, लेकिन आंख में झांकें तो गाय की आंख होती है। इसलिए मैं कहता हूं कि गाय को मां कहने का कारण है। यह सिर्फ कृषि-प्रधान होने की वजह से ऐसा नहीं हुआ। इसके "साइकिक', इसके बहुत मानसिक खोजों का कारण है। अब दुनिया में जब "साइकिक रिसर्च' बढ़ती चली जाती है, तो मैं नहीं समझता हूं कि बहुत देर लगेगी कि इस देश की इस खोज को समर्थन विज्ञान से मिल जाए। बहुत देर नहीं लगेगी, समर्थन मिल जाएगा। कठिनाई क्या होती है? अगर हम हिंदुओं के अवतार देखें तो हमें खयाल में आ सकता है। हिंदुओं का अवतार मछली से शुरू होता है और बुद्ध तक चला जाता है। पहले यह बात बड़ी मुश्किल की थी कि मछली का अवतार! मत्स्य का अवतार! पागल तो नहीं हैं आप! लेकिन अब जब विज्ञान और जीवशास्त्र कहता है कि जीवन का पहला अस्तित्व मछली से शुरू हुआ, तब हमें बड़ी मुश्किल पड़ जाती है। अब आज मजाक नहीं उड़ा सकते इस बात का। आज इस बात का मजाक उड़ाना मुश्किल हो गया, क्योंकि विज्ञान कहने लगा। और विज्ञान की कुछ ऐसी छाप है हमारे मन पर कि फिर हम मजाक नहीं उड़ा सकते। विज्ञान कहता है कि मछली ही शायद पहला जीवन का विकसित रूप है। फिर मछली से ही सारा विकास हुआ। मछली इस देश ने पहला अवतार माना है--अवतार का कुल मतलब होता है, चेतना का अवतरण। शायद मछली पर जीवन-चेतना पहली बार उतरी। इसलिए मछली को अवतार कहने में बुरा नहीं है। यह भाषा धर्म की है। और जब विज्ञान कहता है कि मछली पहला जीवन मालूम पड़ती है, तब भाषा उसके पास विज्ञान की हो जाती है। हमारे पास एक अवतार और भी अदभुत है--नरसिंह अवतार। जो आधा पशु और आधा मनुष्य का अवतार है। जब डार्विन कहता है कि बीच में कड़ियां रही होंगी जो आधी पशुता की और आधी मनुष्यता की रही होंगी, तब हमें कठिनाई नहीं होती, लेकिन नरसिंह अवतार को पकड़ने में कठिनाई होती है। वह भाषा धर्म की है। लेकिन उसके भी पीछे गहन अंतर्दृष्टियां समाविष्ट हैं। - ओशो कृष्ण स्मृति प्रवचन - ९ विराट जागतिक रासलीला के प्रतीक कृष्ण www.oshoworld.com

[@isatochishi]

Absolutely amazing sir ...want to see full episodes

[@manpreetjuneja3842]

I've seen many Indian Stand Up Comedies..you sir are a new benchmark for all!!

[@piedpiper3314]

I remember my first stand up I ever watched was his video classmates...that was epic I didn't knew his name that's why kept searching laugh club(background) for month😂😂

[@jayatikkrt]

Cracked me up . You had pauses at the right time and that's the beauty of your act .😁😁

[@anikettripathi5548]

2:38 if it would be"and i said yeh kya chutiyapa hai " it would be more fun. and the last line- is joke me sab hai education, relegion, cow, home army bas koi point nai hai, stole my heart.

[@anikettripathi5548]

Done bro, it was awsome, I thought that I will give you some advice after watching but seriously you missed nothin including my favourite thing which is calling punch from earlier joke specially in ending part (Talking about Shutup) And also the closing line was dope I was thinking it to be a normal statement nd boom punchline came. Also subscribed.

[@anikettripathi5548]

if you are intrested you can see my channel kzbin.info/door/boe7axxZg03iB0GzpRTj2g its a tech channel and will be glad if you give your opinions and suggestion.

[@mysticmiserly7732]

Ikr the last one was really so on point Made me laugh even more

[@PriyanshuBharadwa]

@@anikettripathi5548 please tell what did Manik reply?

[@anantambisht4895]

@@anikettripathi5548 ofcourse he must have known that thing.. There must be a reason he dropped that

[@amarashah5639]

He should do more shows. Especially for us on KZbin 🤣

[@PersonalityAwesome]

Yar this is the most talented stand-up comedian I've ever seen Love you

[@amdavad]

this guy's easily my favorite out of all new age internet standup comedians

[@beingkarun]

same

[@user-rv2dq7sm3l]

Hands down one of the best comedians on the Indian stand up scene!

[@deveshpathak6712]

He is the best comedian I have ever seen .. his last video was lit👍👍🔥

[@rahulbarca4112]

Whatta brilliant piece of writing..!!! An absolute genius.

[@SK-zn2xg]

Ohh..he discovered Yashraj Mukhate's career 4 yrs ago

[@TonyStark-ir4om]

Why did anurag kashyap started stand up comedy??

[@siddharthchaudhary7749]

His sense of humour is on next level 🔥

[@Neel_Doshi]

The last line was "isme army hai, education hai.....so on...bas point nai hai" That was for society. Resemblance of society and this peice of joke.

[@shivajimahendra1107]

Manik please make more such videos The way you present yourself is just amazing

[@MonuSingh-iu6lm]

brother please make more videos...n yeah ur writing is superb...love ur timing n comedy

[@Harshit.rajani]

Haha, can relate to my life 😂👍

[@ujwaldasari6760]

Man you rocked it. Keep it up bro. Really looking forward to see your more performances. Pls don't stop working fabulously

[@aarp13]

A new gen of stand up comics, bassi, sumit anand and him, love all 3, please please upload more frequently, all the love and support to all three of you

[@mehrajsaifee5290]

A good human being n a good comedian!😌😍

[@muskaanmarwah6090]

1:52 My new jam. 😂

[@mrinalvyas0305]

Superb Yaar.........

[@yagneshdandewar2269]

Loved you man!!! Eagerly Waiting for more!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@adityakrishnan3179]

YOU HAVE TO DO MORE STANDUPS SHOWS...😂😂

[@juggsrocks]

That Kaufman bit is brilliant. #NextHotshot

[@nidhiyadav1423]

Please come back and put more videos..you are great man

[@poonamkapoor6161]

Kindly upload more videos. I love his standvup acts. Thankyou , your content is different from others.

[@TanayHVora]

1:55 Yashraj Mukhate origin story.

[@rudrakshtiwari3343]

Great job Manik keep uploding

[@moubhattacharyya1141]

Hence proved "gai gai hoti hai. Gai humari mata nahi hai"

[@rajeevranjanmishra25]

Jo log bolte hain gai hamari mata hai . Wo bail buddhi hai ya gai buddhi? Mai bhi iski tarah hi student tha

[@anubhavgupta3188]

Sir why don't you post videos now? Is there any source or something to know where your shows takes place?

[@yogendrasingh4099]

Last line of this joke summed up most of our lives as well …. “Point nahin hain “ .. he is an awesome thinker.

[@comedynightswithhorror760]

Papppa bhaaon lasted longer than we thought

[@vardh]

He knows exactly when to look into the camera! That made virtual viewers his live audience.

[@sauravdhital1772]

Watching 20th time and still laughing like the first one. And that mtv bakra thodi chal raha hain was awesome

[@vijaysoni1185]

Who all are here before 1 million

[@pushpadeshlahra6177]

Vijay soni nahi aayega

[@gauravbhandari732]

Lolz. 10k here.!

[@nitishsingh8679]

Everyone?

[@Kkohli]

Everyone

[@satyammishra4224]

Vijay soni Mai hu

[@ritumanglani8772]

man you are just perfect! 😍💥💋

[@AngyNags]

Thanks buddy for the awesome jokes! I have watched both your videos and they r really really funny and amazing! I'm in excruciating pain since the last two days and your two videos have brought so much laughter to me and a much welcome break from the pain. God bless you buddy

[@sabyasaachikarmakar422]

Simply amazing dude!!! Loved it! Please do more videos

[@anuj8825]

1:40 Imagine BeatBoxing in Background

[@yashsharma8354]

Manik we want more videos😀 Your jokes are amazing ❤️

[@akbanerji5559]

Manik.....u r good man! Pls don't stop. Ur content and style of delivery r 2nd 2 none. And ur confidence adds 2 ur flair

[@piyushdev12]

Manik sir, I have really admired your comedy, hope you release more material

[@Surgeontalking]

Kya awesome aadmi h tu bhai 😂

[@kritesh938]

How do all the cows know ch ch sound...it was hillarious😀😀😀😀

[@RandomRasika]

u r 1 epic stand-up comedian yaar.... my cheeks are like paining now... so Hillarious.....

[@akashdeepmehta6265]

vry few men in the world can laugh me n u r one of them.. u r really something... hats off

[@visheshraina1879]

Lovely Bhai😍

[@coolblogsindia]

Hey bro where are you? Waiting for more videos since so long

[@justlookatvd1564]

Y pap pap baaa mene b enjoy kiya ....🤣 Zaher .... katai Zaher ❤️

[@harshwardhanbajpai]

now this is quality comedy! subbed.

[@mrinalvyas0305]

Unique personality .....

[@psyyhill]

Truly talented comedian ! 👏 Hope to see more of his content. 👍🏼

[@MukeshKumar-tm2xz]

Dil jit liya boss... sandar .. plz or video upload kro u r super duper talented

[@anuragbhatt7160]

||Appreciated||, hats off to your poker face comedy, the way u done it... Bravo... 👌👏👌

[@shrigaikwad3057]

U r great mann 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@n0st4lgic]

Attended your show on 20 feb and it was lit! Had already watched your other video but couldn't recall it!

[@tryambakmishra8675]

Where was his show??

[@n0st4lgic]

@@tryambakmishra8675 It was in Delhi! He was in lineup with Gaurav Kapoor & Prashashti Singh !

[@tryambakmishra8675]

@@n0st4lgic thnku🙏🏻

[@govindasharma4595]

Manik !!! You are too awesome bro !!!

[@nishasingh9307]

Man....totally loved it...❤

[@priyadarshii]

2:00 before yashraj mukhaute

[@trollkarsmumbaiwale7731]

Anshual ka dost is back ♥️🔥

[@sandeeplovesbread5401]

1:50 bro predicted yashraj mukhate's career

[@jyotisharma762]

So fresh nd different from other. ..not at all regular ..laughed out a lot... thank you so much..