Keep that spindle spinning.

Merch! aveworkshop.myshopify.com/

[@theholeymoley1]

Anything that says 'guaranteed' followed by a 'this is not a guarantee' has me sold.

[@user-mp9rd4hg8b]

at 69 thumbs-up, I think there is some cosmic universal alignment going on here

[@krenwregget7667]

"if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time."

[@CR0SBO]

Now when I lose my keys, I can fail to locate them on the vertical surfaces as well as the plain old horizontal ones!

[@TempoDrift1480]

That's a real life DP huh!

[@09corvettezr1]

Even on the underside of some magnetic horizontal surfaces!

[@mrwhobodiggz]

This tho

[@xpkareem]

Yea, but only have to check the ferrous verticals.

[@Paxmax]

100% more! Why settle for less!? 😂

[@Gameboygenius]

Hmm, someone could copy the bitting of that key and steal Uncle Bumblefuck's John Deere. I wouldn't recommend it though, you'd end up owning a John Deere.

[@Snowddova]

At those sale prices I’m basically losing money not buying one!

[@arduinoversusevil2025]

Buy it with the money you save!

[@bosshoss69lee]

@@arduinoversusevil2025I’ve saved so much money I could afford to take out a loan!

[@fruitydudexD]

​@@arduinoversusevil2025the more you buy the more you save! Uncle bumblefuck is the only sucker here

[@RILEYLEIFSON_UTAH]

Ya know...An argument could be made, that NOT putting it on that Godforsaken red key and thus, LOSING IT in the ether. It very well could be the single best fiscal decision you've ever made.

[@MotorSwapDan]

Wheres the link???

[@Canhos1974]

Finally, someone cutting prices!

[@williamwertman24]

As a diesel mechanic watching this and knowing how many magnetic lights I've melted on aftertreatments and lost on highways under trucks. It's now extremely tempting to try losing my keys to the sanity ride home.

[@NIB127]

My thought exactly, I get excited revisiting machines i've worked on before just in case the lights still there!

[@williamwertman24]

@NIB127 the aftertreatment one was still there when I went back. Looked like a fudge pop in the sun. I found one light that came back. Rode around for 2 months stuck to the frame.

[@timmcdaniels7083]

@@williamwertman24i have acquired a few Snap off cyclops lights the same way. Also lost a few so I am batting 500 on that.

[@juliogonzo2718]

@@timmcdaniels7083 I found a Milwaukee m18 trouble light with a 5ah battery on the shoulder of the highway a couple months ago. Yoink!

[@johnlastname2895]

So what happens to all my credit/bank cards when I Put my keys in the same pocket as my wallet? Magnets destroy the magnetic strip I guess most places you can use the chio

[@TheJohnDorn]

The Lockpocking Lawyer has a good purpose for this

[@jaredkennedy6576]

Is this magnet strong enough for that?

[@moderndiscourse]

@@jaredkennedy6576as an avid lock picker myself, the answer is yes.

[@ArkiverUnifiedEnergy]

Could try bump'n 410 sprint. 💥8💥

[@TheJohnDorn]

@@jaredkennedy6576 it looks to be neodymium, should be able to activate quite a few locks.

[@Elxmo]

​@@TheJohnDornNeodiddlium*

[@twinchargedmr2]

How aboot some Bluetooth 10mm sockets for next Christmas?

[@snowgorilla9789]

I'm in for two

[@Elxmo]

Fack, I've already lost 'em

[@RAYROTHSTEIN66]

"And my beloved... dewclaw"

[@CubasAutomotive]

It's the new improved version of the pocket driver! The geeezless tool that attaches itself to every ferrous surface around you, slipping out of the pocket sticking 5o fenders, lifts, & parts carried in the arms. Those pistons *ARE* absolutely adorable 😍... I feel my feminine urge to buy kicking in.

[@frankr6053]

I have an all aluminum piston keychain that I found in a bag from my dad’s last car show, days before he passed away. It’s one of my most prized possessions now and is attached to the keys of his 70 Mach 1

[@repetemyname842]

Hell, I just bought one of everything, Ive been laughing at this stuff for months now, you are my favorite YTer by far AvE and not just because I used to run CNC like a mofo back in the 90s, its your all around demeanor and your impressive catalog of knowledge, you would make for one fine neighbor and thats saying something in my book. Id love to see an hour long fireside chat where you share with us your upbringing, how you got your motivation to learn and whether there were mentors involved or you just went and did it on your own. Id drink a beer or three to hear that story.

[@brainkill7034]

Thumbsed up at the beginning as always, but then learned it was only a lengthy advertisement. As I began to second guess my initial response, the diddly from the plastic case came and I knew my initial response was correct. Much love, thanks for sharing.

[@ethanmaxfield4709]

Rest up, Buddy. The only creatures that loves you more than themselves.

[@HiroProtagonistak]

My beautiful bride just bought me one. I will wrap it and put it under the tree with her name on it, she always gets me just what I want.

[@lincolndali1582]

Peed on the fridge door. Now my wife is mad. Instructions unclear.

[@bosshoss69lee]

She said pee on the the kitchen boss, go make her happy while she sleeps ❤

[@iamsam4260]

Pist on to pist off. Must have read the French copy.

[@user-mp9rd4hg8b]

I bought 2 of these and got them a few days ago. They are smaller than I thought but the magnets are stronger (for their size) than I expected. I have a larger N52 magnet on my keychain already and wanted to replace it with this neat little toy. It's much smaller, but strong enough to do the job!

[@lucusloc]

It's not the size of the boat, but rather the, uh, grip of the magnet? I think there is a life lesson in there somewhere, but damned if I can find it.

[@Inisfad]

But see how much bigger your hands look when you hold them.

[@Shocker99]

I also have magnets on my keys. I use them as a 'fidget toy' pulling keys apart and allowing magic to snap them back together.

[@mcrotbot]

now that's skookum as frig

[@tstricklin4808]

My connecting rod makes my hands look huge 😂

[@ForeverEndeavourMFG]

A pissed-in magnet?! It's what we've all been waiting for!

[@tnmoe-]

I want a piston magnet, but I'm pissed 'n broke!

[@arduinoversusevil2025]

aveworkshop.myshopify.com/

[@currentliveoccupant]

Going to order a few. I see the Dear John logo................Do I need a $ubscription

[@secondarycontainment4727]

AvE, have you heard from Ian Davis? He is building a remarkable hand prosthetic and looking at getting manufacturing done ... OVERSEAS. I know you keep talking about wanting community projects to CNC. This seems like a good fit that could help many less fortunate people. I told him to contact you. And he told me that you are subb'd to his channel. Thank you for your consideration.

[@rldoyle5705]

Get too work!

[@rusty_restorations36]

Put it in your pocket with your digital depression portal, and it’ll wipe your browser history automagically

[@wanjockey]

I am luckily enough to have my pencil axe, magno pistone and tiny stickers. All well recieved. Thanks Ave and party unseen.

[@richzilla2.0]

Those are fantastic! They look beautiful!

[@Lesterman_1]

At the very beginning of your video I thought to myself "what a neat little piston, wrist pin and connecting rod" 😂

[@harmlesscreationsofthegree1248]

Also really good for wiping your credit cards when the keys go in your pocket with your wallet 👌🏽

[@pattaroniandcheesekg]

That's a feature! If your mag stripe is wiped, they can't steal your card info!

[@twin19692]

that's a bit old school, i don't think thay have magnetic strips on them anymore 🤔 well at least in europe anyway.

[@harmlesscreationsofthegree1248]

@@twin19692 yeah, I think the old magnetic strips had unacceptable emissions standards.

[@dougfraser77]

As an hospital technician I guarantee this thing is MRI safe* *also not a guarantee

[@user-ob2sv7vp8k]

Like the magnet idea for car keys. If you don't want to carry your keys in your pocket for whatever reason when you park at an event or whatever, just reach up and under and stick the keys to the inside of one of the frame rails. Might even be there when I get back from my kayak trip.

[@Shocker99]

Not a bad idea. Depending on the type of kayaking you do, you're car will be in the middle of nowhere with very few/no people passing as well.

[@05AcuraRSXtypeS]

Got mine a few days ago, love it, cant wait for the axe and the other magnets

[@arduinoversusevil2025]

Thank you!

[@05AcuraRSXtypeS]

@@arduinoversusevil2025 no thank you for the hours and hours of enjoyment and every single dodad you have made, got em all... just need you to sell a bigger hammer..

[@Yogi_Bear69]

These are amazing! I will be buying myself some and some for the family.

[@brianpotter2135]

From the den of an unappreciated carpenter that has been watching you for years I can say your very skilled.

[@vincedibona4687]

His very skilled what?

[@malcolmdrake8156]

5 ordered to Haida Gwaii for the family for Christmas! You folks stay toasty down there, winters just a few strokes away

[@2wheelzdown180]

This is gonna end up like my magnet pocket screw driver …. Hanging in darkest depths of a crawler crane . 👍cool gadet

[@kobracommader]

Got mine and love them, Thank you sir

[@johnbrady7431]

Man, it's been a while since I've watched one of your vids.... and I realize ice been missing out. Love ya, AvE!

[@dustysrandom5079]

Got the axe ordered, joined the beer fund and now I guess I’ll be making the tiniest piston rings a bumblefork can machine. I could make some jokes about blow by but I’ll hold those for ave.

[@lonhoschar1943]

Looks to be an impressive magnet for it's size. Loved the "sales pitch"!! LOL!!

[@bandicoot543]

Christmas presents for the buddies done, just ordered 3 and I cant wait to see their reactions.

[@fabrian78]

Ordered a couple of items. Thanks for the grins 👍🏻

[@epicfred]

I just got mine in the mail. The better 3/4 claimed half the pistons for the fridge because "they're neat" and "way stronger than mine" so I'm left with two for the toolbox and the little keychain. 11/10 with rice, would recommend the purchase. Also got some stickers that are way too nice to waste on my hard hat.

[@shellsterdude]

This is friggin brilliant!

[@kevinbevin2]

As a molten plastic evangelist, I thought the printed cases were a nice touch

[@homersimpson6985]

Better to be piston than pissed off.

[@dragonbutt]

I need about a thousand of these.

[@reggiecoupe]

Ordered 1 of every item in the shop, as i do enjoy a chuckle with you.

[@BurchellAtTheWharf]

A fella Gotta get a boat load of socking snuffers

[@BurchellAtTheWharf]

Ye ol' #BillyFish could use a fuse if these

[@ianlulham]

Lovely little things and a wonderful little advert in between adverts. I will defiantly think of Canada this Christmas

[@ArchCityCraftsman]

Lol so just gives me more places to have to look for my keys..... Love it

[@PapyrusMann]

I really want to see more boltrs but I love your machining vijaohs Those are awesome and I want them all lol Let's see that haas 5 axis go!

[@0Microcuts0]

Oooh a new and creative way to lose my keys.

[@Jbpipesandmufflers]

Got the order in! Been on its way for allmost 6 weeks i guess. Been all around the world 😂 why. It likes to travle i guess. Must say.. honestly.. its machined so fuckn nice! Its details.. yeah awsome! Most impressive thing. The tube its send in allso printed. And its a perfect fit top and bottom. So all and all. Im happy! And when i find something else i like from ave. I will buy without hesitation.😊

[@arduinoversusevil2025]

Thank you! Glad it found you well after all. Cheers!

[@andresouza2314]

Attaching this piston in JD key is a clear violation of warranty and unauthorized modification. JD lawyers will contact u very soon

[@bwalker4194]

The imbedded chip in the key detected a ripple in the Force. They’ve scheduled a service visit for next May.

[@the-THORNSPAWN]

Those are awesome, need to make a mini crankshaft, block, heads etc. so I can scatter them around to remind me of my shed floor.

[@rbhe357]

Mr. Mailman delivered my new piston this afternoon. I was looking forward to making it shiny but it appears someone has already polished it. Now thats service.

[@NovaNinja_]

That's awesome! Just an idea how about a machined wall mountable plate so you can hang your keys by the door? My current keychains are 1/4" audio jacks and the holder looks like a Marshall amp head lol... but those are tempting!

[@Jack-yl7cc]

There is a building code in a ton of places that state the garage entry door must be fire rated which means you either have a solid wood door or a steel door. Having your keys mounted to the door itself is actually very convenient and as long as you don't exceed the depth of the door handle, it also doesn't tend to cause any problems with how wide the door can open in most cases.

[@javiermorton7170]

Bastard, its awesome. Thanks for your work

[@microspartan]

Just bought 3. 1 for me and two lucky undecided friends shall recieve. Love it.

[@judgejimbobrowntown3214]

Nice joy sticker on that tool box you know what’s up long live my machine the wonderful 7LS shearer

[@BiscottiPippen]

Plan on pre ordering especially at that impressive discount but have been missing your pranks like the haunted drill. Maybe one batch can play all I want for Xmas is you when the surface you stick it to completes the circuit😂

[@nickvogel7934]

Ordered! Cant wait to get them!

[@stuartkorte1642]

Now those are cool key ring accessories.

[@Jbpipesandmufflers]

Yeah ❤ 🎉 love it ordered it. No stress will see it coming.

[@RCTanksTrucks247]

Yes sir, that's awesome!

[@Ari--d]

im exited to see these in my mailbox by around easter

[@mattwuk]

Just ordered my own Christmas pressie 😉

[@Everythings_Adjustable]

Me too a couple of weeks ago, just waiting for the huskies to get here 🛠👍😁

[@10WDirty]

Strong like bull! Much wow!

[@Churchill250267]

Ordared! 2 packs of each! Now rehearsing "Look what you bought me for Xmas!" and other such explanatory statements for the Mrs!

[@ForgedEggs]

Just ordered two of them piston keychains, I hope the Canadian mail service can find this tiny jeezeless country I'm in.

[@78trav]

You had me at "just the tip and only the tip"

[@tythepie817]

Just ordered 5!! Can't wait!!

[@timinoakton]

Bought a couple as gifts for my degen buddies, nice fit&finish but now I need to figger out what to put in the 3d printed gift box!!!

[@0num4]

I think that last bit is Morse Code for "Focus, you fack!"

[@kevinhogan715]

Oh, show me, show me the surprise ! KOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!😊

[@ThePastaManCan]

I love it!

[@ivanz2528]

at 3:42 that definitely sounds like the scratching intro in De La Soul's A roller skating Jam named Saturday.

[@RedDogForge]

Nifty. That said I'm holding out for the magnifying rule. I actually NEED one of them to read my jeezlus dials in the old south bend

[@keeganconnolly5421]

I hope the circutboard rullers come back into circulation

[@Mittencarpentry]

But honey, I have to buy one. It’s on sale for $6875 off! The deal of a century! It’s going on my freshly minted tractor key.

[@Taoscape]

These are perfect! I can totally see someone dropping their keys in the shop, and instead of taking the broom under the work bench to retrieve them, having to inspect every crevice to see where they attached to! :P Definitely worth a laugh or two at a friend's expense! Not to denigrate the idea, but just to acknowledge our chromosomal fortunes.

[@jacksonhendry4709]

Bought a pack! Happy to support the channel :)

[@martinh4112]

Oh for frig snakes. I just received my tiny town pump axe head yesterday. And now you temp my tempty temptations with this!? Lemme find my wallet...

[@madwilliamflint]

Ooh! I recognize those!

[@sirdimos1]

Ole Buddy and the Dewclaw. You are still missed.

[@joshlampe3458]

I love an honest fake guarantee when I see one, send me two!

[@Joe30pack]

Best swag on the web!

[@trevoror8668]

Your mobile phone will love one of these just the ticket for making it go all squiggly

[@FloweryThoughts]

Now I need some industrial type AvE branded axe and hammer handles to attact to the heads!

[@colbygarrett03]

I'm not the misses but I just ordered a few things from ya, I can't wait for them to ship and show up. I love the va-jay-yos keep up the good work

[@u.p.tinkering]

Very cool!!!

[@kevinsellsit5584]

This changes everything! Are the wrist pins and con rods also available in bulk packs? When can we see the first Dyno tests?

[@danielbartlett2381]

The clipboard warrior axe is awesome. I have one and it’s larger than I thought it would be.

[@linuxguy1199]

I tried throwing these in my trucks intake to replace the pistons and now have a compression issue.

[@MrHappy-hs6sn]

you are a gentleman and a scholar sir

[@ryandube5052]

But but but it's gonna collect all my chips and grinding dust

[@arduinoversusevil2025]

Looks even better!

[@79RockShox]

Nice bit of neodchinesium

[@DontInterruptMeCunt]

When I lose my keys I don't get pissed, I get piston.

[@mikkelsmikkel8070]

Adding Neodeadlium to my vocabulary

[@christianmarkow9168]

Before he said magnet I was super excited because I thought it was gonna be a 10mm in that head

[@FranklyPeetoons]

It's only a matter of time until your piston maglints show up over at the Deflate A Mouse channel as part of a custom shell