Keep Ya Head Up, And Ya Ass Down”- Earthquake - Full Special

Earthquake opines on the state of the Catholic Church, why he’ll never get divorced and why Alabama doesn’t feel like America.
Original airdate: March 6, 2003
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[@slab817]

"just got back from Alabama, it's good to be back in America!" 🤣🤣💯💯Facts!

[@jokershakur2076]

10:41 FACTSSSSSS !!!! I trained this Mexican man at my job .. I almost lost my job the same week lol . They don’t STOP

[@keyshaSmith-im9hb]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3i6Zml6lJijfJIsi=cFTjUZElge1I5I3a Show❤

[@afrofantasylit]

Earthquake is definitely on the Mt Rushmore of standup comedy.

[@keithmoran5695]

@@afrofantasylit Yes he's on mine

[@freddyb3380]

Definitely on mine

[@meneedmoney]

Def on mine

[@D4latlbama]

Really now .... 1.Red Fox or Richard Pryor 2. Eddie Murphy 3.Bernie Mac 4. Dave Chappelle. Honorable Mention Martin Lawrence

[@meneedmoney]

@@D4latlbama even if not on Rushmore Earthquake is up there. Red Fox before my time. He def has Martin beat. All great people tho.

[@heatherhellickson9166]

I have heard about you from other comedians but this is the first time I’ve seen you! Rock on!! Love it!!! I am a fan!!!!❤

[@0397rb]

Watch his older stuff

[@dlamini77]

Absolute legend.

[@WeezyD313]

Was it white fans that introduced you? I’m curious doing a study

[@Atm.Red-]

U late catch up

[@heatherhellickson9166]

@@Atm.Red- 😉

[@dcsniper2000]

Straight out of Southeast Washington DC. We love you Earthquake. Facts 💯

[@mikehall2504]

This comedian is brilliant

[@keyshaSmith-im9hb]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3i6Zml6lJijfJIsi=JrjWep0A4SwYJx4m Show ❤

[@renbur8223]

Living legend Earthquake.

[@keyshaSmith-im9hb]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3i6Zml6lJijfJIsi=sC0vFC8EhxFqhChG Show ❤

[@charleshamilton4529]

Love Earthquake. Glad to get to see him live this year.

[@ndutzz100]

ha ha Earthquake that joke about Noah and his family not being black because they didn't eat the two chickens was da bomb

[@musclemania30]

Saw Earthquake in Raleigh a little over a decade ago……..Funny as hell!

[@J.J.Gosnell]

What a throwback!!!

[@NatiNatNatt]

"That's call waiting" :::Cawwww:::: 😂

[@KoppafieldKnows]

LMAO...

[@Doobie12373]

He reminds me a lot of Bernie Mac

[@user-be7tc2bd6e]

Earthquake did 11 yrs in the air-force,he became a conscientious objector and was dishonorable discharged by the air-force.

[@meneedmoney]

On a road trip. Passing time with comedy, glad Earthquake got some new material out to laugh to. Dudes great

[@Barbara_3788]

I just died and woke up laughing again!

[@hanve]

Man every bits of it is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@keithmoran5695]

My Favorite Comedian

[@DominateTheGame]

UNDER-RATED.....

[@inderdhak7604]

Fabulous clean comedy 🎉

[@rubybrown3803]

Oh my. You really do not know Earthquake. He is not clean. If he is changing then I will go see him.

[@jeromepeterson7150]

Yeahhhh... you don't know Earthquake at all😂😂😂😂

[@GS-oj9pz]

Didn't miss on a single joke. Ill be watching this at least annually

[@keithmoran5695]

Old Jokes Still funny

[@JohnKinsey-q6n]

This dude is one of the best stand ups I've seen from comedy central

[@issackhussein5838]

They should have promoted him a while back this is overdue

[@beautifullifemedia2733]

He is really good

[@samfisher2306]

"I'ma need that money for water and air condition" 😅

[@lavaevandewall3511]

This Is Comedy!!!!!!! Felt good to actually laugh at jokes and not interactions with the crowds. No shade😂😂😂

[@roxxxyjoseph688]

Love Me some Earthquake!…❤️❤️💐💐💎💎🔥🔥🥰🥰😎😎

[@ilovemelodyjane]

Mexicans don't skip lunch, but the rest is true. 😂❤

[@Jarock316]

Lunch to a Mexican is a shot of tequila.

[@storminnormin2570]

My top 5.

[@FluffyCrimsonBirkenstocks]

This seems like really outdated material. For the first 10 minutes I thought this was a video from the 90s

[@old-red]

Well it was filmed in ‘03 so

[@rubybrown3803]

@@old-red When did he ever lose weight? When did Earthquake turn clean? I am loving it.

[@rondelltompkins8030]

Close enuff you mfin dmb-fck lmfao 2003!

[@rubybrown3803]

@@rondelltompkins8030 What?

[@steelsquire2153]

@@rubybrown3803would you like me to translate

[@MeleshaMedina-j9l]

Dude legendary ages

[@verticletian126]

The results of a strategic Katt Williams diss.

[@jayn9559]

Old one but new!? How does this work

[@Mindurz]

Yeah, i hate it when they do that.

[@theoryofunrelativity]

KZbin is a place where I can't tell if something happened last week or 2 decades ago.

[@buhler321]

This definitely something they pulled out the archives gotta be over 10 years old

[@marzinjedi6437]

I slept through a 5.6 earthquake and my neighbor called me and said that his house almost collapsed it didn’t even disturb me !

[@user-lu2qw6vl1c]

...make em feel you Quake!!!!

[@IamValak-j9e]

you have to pay to get into church ? so you have to pay them to listen to their lies damn

[@ballahollic6405]

Born and raised 🤚🏾 in #Alabama we get all four 🍀 seasons in one month crazy weather ☁️🌡️😅

[@staynlesjl]

I’ll give God his money wen I see him 😂😂😂

[@headgorilla89]

Chill on Alabama 😂😂😂

[@tdb4763]

No, rollover tide

[@mrhunter9625]

Non-stop😂😅😅 hilarious

[@howardharris5238]

Child support should never be more than the states average cost to raise a child..

[@Layow.]

Hate to be that guy, but Ive never heard a pigeon sound like that 😂

[@WilliamSmith-pz1lt]

Great Set Bru

[@user-cm4hj3nr1t]

I love Ali's spirit. And the mere fact that he is telling about his life story; in truth and his soul makes him so original. No one can tell the story the way he does❤😂

[@stephenkirkwood3544]

This is Earthquake.

[@lenoxwheat438]

😑

[@jeromepeterson7150]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Now you is funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeromepeterson7150]

​@@stephenkirkwood3544😂😂😂😂

[@hyuugafan2]

We need Dave attell, Pablo fransisco, Tony woods,

[@liveyourlifeb4end]

Can he read???? 😂

[@jeromepeterson7150]

I swear this was the first thing I thought about 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cherokeeconcrete1986]

11 years in the Air Force, I believe so😂😂

[@carmenclarke4688]

Funny 💚

[@kelsonalleyne]

One the best ever the Quake

[@AxeMan808]

Great close! I felt that.

[@sosoqfree]

Katt Williams 😂😂😂

[@jumarajabmuya4994]

Keep ur head up and ur ass down 😂😂😂😂

[@johnnymayes212]

This is old material he's using kome on homie you're a legend

[@loveannbea]

2003🤓

[@jayt3244]

Wish he had used new material, but non the less great set!!

[@Jarock316]

This is back from 2003, before he got new material. Check Tubi for his latest stand-up special.

[@GroovyCourtney]

I never knew he was Earthquake lol

[@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS]

New York City Bloxka Fella Records 🗽 📀 🎶 #johnnyx100

[@megavideopowermegavideopow8657]

No Diddy 😂

[@gerryhoskins8290]

Never heard of you earthquake… I think you was cool and funny Hope to see u one day in Philly.. we Do need a couple of laughs up here 😂

[@donalddove472]

funny ,funny, funny

[@jeannettemiller9275]

ENCORE EXCELLENCE 🌹💋🙏🏿🌺🌹🌹🍾

[@brothacurbstomp]

Hopefully Quake has stopped doing the powder 🙏🏾

[@user-tq7xq2re9k]

Head up ass down 😆😎😆😆😆

[@ChristyDStarling]

💜🤣💜🤣💜🤣

[@cecilecharlesking1795]

Love Earthquake. Pigeon mail😅 *69

[@edithmaisano9520]

😂

[@Sprunk05]

Big man

[@cbttrainee5961]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@AxeMan808]

Dag you dropped about 100 pounds dawg! BIG UPS!

[@rubybrown3803]

Ozempic maybe.

[@Jarock316]

This was back in 2003, before he gained more weight.

[@AxeMan808]

@@Jarock316 Oh dag. I keep forgetting to check dates of ORIGINAL RELEASE.

[@Jarock316]

@@AxeMan808 Just because this was posted a month ago doesn't mean it happened a month ago. Old vids get reuploaded all the time.

[@AxeMan808]

@@Jarock316 " Oh dag. I keep forgetting to check dates of ORIGINAL RELEASE. "

[@danieljack6611]

can someone remind me who presents this comedy show

[@ride1400fast]

This was one of the series "comedy central presents"

[@ac9206]

Ah, 2003, wondering why I wasn't laughing. Didn't age well.

[@VoltairesRevenge]

Wrong!

[@AkinolaWilliams]

The weakest Earthquake set ever.

[@KeithN87]

Agreed

[@jeromepeterson7150]

I disagree

[@publichustlaz77wayz]

This old

[@user-wg1gj9rz2o]

Nothing is new

[@user-wg1gj9rz2o]

The fruit

[@billyachtig7429]

🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@user-wg1gj9rz2o]

Just waiting for u to cal me spit de u read between the lines l

[@torranceriddle5171]

Liar😮

[@jenniferbaurn8240]

Lame

[@champ78]

Yeah earthquake is cool it just this wasn't that funny. We gotta find the funny stand up comedians

[@SirStrange903]

Not very funny

[@justinbroadway4940]

Mid af and overhyped by comedians

[@fefe1179]

🦾🦾🦾🦾

[@wealthyaccent3616]

How old is this? Jokes hella dated

[@BrookeMaihi-oq8ep]

Arse😢 news

[@Think4yourself8000]

This gets the trump seal of approval

[@ekdaufin1485]

Great before he starts all the misogyny.

[@Cyanide_Soup]

The CC logo stands for Comedy Central, not Cry and Complain 😂

[@HomeboyLove1]

This show is not for you Miss, I hear Wanda Sike got a special.

[@D_Snutz]

Do you complain every time you watch it? There's other videos on KZbin, believe it or not.

[@omarjohnson1170]

If you not going to bring up the racism and everything. So you was fine with that lol but when it was guided towards woman you had a problem? I’m not saying he wasn’t misogynistic but he was a lot of things and it was all funny.

[@Ihateyou100]

@@Cyanide_Souplol exactly. She can shut up and enjoy watching this for her tenth time.

[@ekdaufin1485]

Some funny jokes but too much misogyny.

[@StreetVibezTVOwolabi]

What you talking about, funny is funny and dude is funny

[@animefrankgaming1440]

shut up

[@louisj4645]

He literally said he loves black WOMEN. Maybe you're a misandrist...

[@eleminoupi5670]

"THESE AINT JOKES THIS REAL LIFE!"😂😅

[@skeeboconey]

I got look that last word up😅😅😅

[@davidlewis3551]

This was funnier twenty years ago. Get some new jokes. You are too funny to just repeat.

[@JCooke6310]

This is an old show.

[@jeromepeterson7150]

Dude, I have been listening to Quake for more than 30 years. On tv and live... I Never heard the same set twice. He always do new material... THEREFORE this Had to be AN OLD SET. DUuuuh!

[@Jarock316]

Very rarely does Earthquake repeat jokes. The only one he does repeat is 'These ain't jokes'.

[@dejansapic1295]

If I hear sheeeeeeaaaat and 10 things about white people you’re losing my vote Quake; and I’m from Chicago so you know Im w you bro; I’m gonna give you five solid minutes

[@Doobie12373]

He kinda sound like another dead comedian

[@stevenkeller4749]

It's like he's trying to be Bernie Mac

[@eliguidry223]

How

[@antoniohoward8529]

Literally sound nothing like Bernie

[@ronanderson8490]

Earthquake's been around and been the same since he's been out. I knew about Earthquake before I knew about Bernie Mac.

[@brittanyfielder1092]

No hun he’s just talented and ig that correlates to Bernie Mac in your mind. 😂

[@jeromepeterson7150]

And it's like you're just discovering Earthquake...😂😂😂😂

[@marioramirez1606]

Not funny at all... seems like he stole all those jokes from everyone else

[@staceymorgan-green7926]

Not true

[@champdavis8030]

Dam shyt wasn’t funny 😢😢😢

[@champ78]

💯

[@rnw2739]

Been onstage 2 seconds and immediately, segregating the audience...."White people!" Zzzzzzzzz Please black comedians, find some more material.

[@Fred-ne6ut]

Sad ur black but other then that really fire stuff ❤

[@breanna_xo]

Sad he’s black ???

[@staceymorgan-green7926]

😢 you are a R

[@Fred-ne6ut]

@@staceymorgan-green7926 yes ur mean

[@Hindukushsailing]

👍👍

[@ChristyDStarling]

💜🤣💜🤣💜🤣