Kelly Clarkson Reacts To Hilarious Naughty Pet Stories | Digital Exclusive

To celebrate National Pet Day on April 11, Kelly is reading your naughty pet stories and wow are they hilarious. We have dogs burning down kitchens, ponies eating things they shouldn't, and pets caught red handed being adorably bad. It will leave you asking - who's a good boy?
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[@1112CateBlanchett]

aww i love it when kelly shares a little story about her daughter river such a smart little one like her mama

[@megb7758]

LMAO 'you better get it mother in law!'

[@dpeacock8975]

I don’t have any pet stories to share but I really enjoyed this. Kelly is so down to earth. I love watching her digital segments.

[@bobammie116]

When I was a kid we had a dog that ate a box of crayons. He pooped rainbows for about a week. 😂

[@cindynewman902]

Us too.

[@angiepeterson1282]

We got a rescue dog during the pandemic. He is an excessive chewer, and will lay by the door when my kids leave for school in the morning. Well, he chewed the bottom rungs off of 2 kitchen chairs while hiding under our table by the door. Mixed breed= I think he is part beaver.

[@lorenehughes]

Hee hee this one made me chuckle 🤣 thank you!

[@michellemifflin9296]

That last one.... Typical GSD 😂 Gotta keep their brains busy or they find their own ways to keep their brains busy, haha!

[@garyleesjukejoint9510]

I love animals. Thank you Kelly for doing this. It's great. 🙂👍

[@melindarozas1334]

Cute funny stories Kelly, loved them!! Keep them coming!!!

[@RavenD1220]

These digital exclusives are GOLD 👏 love em

[@mamastormdrd149]

❤️❤️❤️Perfect timing…Yesterday I came home to shredded remnants of my beautifully organized “needle felting” wool, strewn all over the carpet. Two fluffy pups looked very delighted with their colorful “nest”…. Wish this allowed me to attach a picture. 🙃

[@lexxussmith7467]

Aww I like it when Kelly shares a little story about her daughter River such a bold and smart girl just like her Mom

[@samijruby2475]

When my Ziggy was a pup he was left home for a few mins while we went to the store. We came home and found that he had climbed up the couch to get on the table and eat half a block of butter... The remnants of that feast was truely undesirable, but we still love him and bonus.. he doesn't do that anymore

[@frankied.roosevelt6232]

I wish I knew how to submit stories. My service pup is a source of many! And our dream is to both meet Kelly... with me having a life goal of letting Kelly pet my service pup. 🥺 My favorite story to tell is that when we first went home together, she was 2 years old and fully trained when we were matched as a service dog team. She loves cats just as much as me, but my cat was a grumpy old man... think Mr. Frederickson from the movie "Up"... he liked her but pretended he didn't like Mr. F does with the little boy in the movie... so I took her to the shelter to pick out her own kitten. She helped a tiny little Grey kitten to escape the kitten room and were already plotting together seconds later. My SD is a golden named Chèvre (it's French for goat, but also the "official" name for Goat cheese. Her and her siblings were all named after cheese and called the "cheez-it" litter), who is nicknamed "Che" said like "shea" as in "Shea butter". She also answers to "piggy", "pupper", "penguin", and "silly". She picks things up for me, retrieves things from the other room, works to let me walk in public even when dizzy, amd has a natural ability to alert to me when im medically off.... including the 5 times that she caught septic shock before i had any other symptoms. Many don't know this, but service dogs need to keep up with and continuously practice commands and their training in order to stay active in their work. I do this by practicing her commands with her meals twice a day and a bit at night with treats before bed. We would do this with her kitten alongside her, eventually leading to her (now two year old) kitten, River, to learning many of her commands. River even does "come" better than Che. Che was one of the few in her litter that doesn't speak on command. I was determined to make her learn it. So I had the genuis idea to teach her kitten how to "speak" on command in order to teach Che.. instead, I now have two cats who know to meow on the command "speak" and a dog who still doesn't speak. Lol My pup is such a silly goose. And is OVERLY intelligent. So I have so many other funny stories. But that's probably my fav failure since I brought her home this time in 2018.

[@jazminratzlaff5357]

Am so in love with your animal print dress Kelly and love all the naughty pet stories. Way too funny and hilarious, especially the photographs. That dog drinking the beer was priceless! 🥰😍🫶🏻✨🌟⚜️👑📺💎🤩😘🏆🤣😆😂📸😘♥️❤ 🐶 🦜 🐴

[@jonathanstark3930]

Awesome talkshow I love it when They includes the dogs

[@angelaparks8233]

My Pomeranian thinks she’s big and bad when I take her out she growls and barks at anything that moves. Last night I take her out I see her stalking a frog she’s trying to sneak up in this low crawl she gets close and pounces barking madly this frog hops and lands on top of my dogs head and she freaked out she’s whining and turned to run and ran right into a flower pot she didn’t let it stop her she just staggered to the side and kept going until she made it to the door and runs into it before I get the door open. Once in the house she seemed very annoyed with me I am not exactly sure if it was because I was laughing hysterically or because I didn’t open the door fast enough 😂😂

[@MamaBakerElisabethBaker]

This was so fun! How's Charlie Brownie doing? Please share more pics of your kids. They are so awesome. I have to say, I love Fred Under the Bed. That story is priceless, and I wanna see a video of it. Love you grrrl!

[@TeeNakii]

Happy Pet Day ❤❤

[@psymompa]

Our two dogs ate an entire box of Krispy Kreme donuts. They were old pups and had never counter surfed so we were a bit shocked when we couldn't find the donuts AND the box. All gone😮

[@jcoopes5604]

I have had pittys counter surf and killed poultry carcasses! Was mad was it was dinner, and we hadn’t ate yet!

[@krisfinley6706]

You can't eat bacon! I love that response 😄 And excellent cautionary tale about keeping adult items securely hidden!😆👏

[@jannislewis13]

These are so funny 😃!

[@wilsonroo16]

fifty dollars went missing from my purse. I was so angry about it and spent 5 days playing detective to try and figure out who stole it from me....on that fifth day I went to clean my kitty litter box and found my fifty dollar bill buried in her litter...my own dam cat stolen from me lol

[@lisagrace6471]

Oh my goodness that's so funny

[@meytish]

I love when she does these kinds of segments!! So fun!

[@m.k.johnston3269]

One 4th of July my little doxie grabbed the firework (because it made a loud shrieking notice) and started running around the yard, fireworks shooting out of it as he did laps around the yard with my 6ft 6in 300lb hubby chasing him. My daughter and I just stood there laughing til we cried. Thank goodness the dog didn't burn his mouth. I really wish we had it on video

[@sugarbean7098]

My dogs enjoy bring us "gifts", the latest on was a bird (Blue Jay) we thought was dead... It wasn't and it took us a hour and some broken pictures to catch it and get it out of the house!

[@jcoopes5604]

My cat brings us presents all the time, it only sucks when it’s still a play toy and not garbage!

[@rogeliogonzalez3300]

Just watching how much content producers make Kelly create makes me feel exhausted! This lady works way to much

[@AT87]

I have a Siberian Husky, she's an angel now but she was a demon puppy... I came home from the store once and she was literally playing with matches on the kitchen floor.

[@kaylee5438]

Omg my husky was a demon puppy too. She’s always been a total counter surfer and has magical ways of escaping. She’s better now, but only cause she’s almost 11 and a bit ill. Honestly I’d take demon puppy over they way I feel for her right now, it makes me sad. I have a new tiny terrorist that I adopted 3 weeks ago and boy did I forget what it was like having a puppy.

[@AT87]

@@kaylee5438 Puppies are quite the challenge! My husky turns six this summer and I'm already freaking out about her getting older, I grew up with dogs so I know what's coming but it never gets easy. I get what you mean, the puppy-stage might be crazy but at least you know they're healthy when they're up to shenanigans. Congrats on your new terrorist!

[@lisagrace6471]

😂

[@pinkarmadillomd]

I have a little grey tabby cat named AggieBelle. She is blind due to a bad infection she had before she was rescued. She's stinkin' adorable but also a thief. One day I was eating a steak, and halfway through dinner I had to get something. When I came back she was running off with the remainder of my steak and was halfway across the living room when I caught up with her. I love her so much, but now I am very careful with my food cuz she'll steal off anyone's plate given half a chance❤️ 🐈

[@tygrlili]

Had a lab/pointer mix. Yeah, she ate my wingback chair, and my metal picture frames, and some books…. It was soooo awesome…. 🙄

[@ashleylokosky2635]

With a farm we have a lot of funny stories but my favorite is my horse Belle (profile picture) decided she wanted to eat Cheetos and a walking taco at a horse show. One of the best videos ever lol.

[@jmiller92027]

LOL, my Dad used to share his wine with his dog. I miss those days.

[@cindynewman902]

Gotta give it to Kelly, she’s obviously not feeling well but what a professional, what a trooper.

[@stephaniewold4351]

So funny but I'd have to say I'd be pretty upset at some of those! Good luck with your new puppy! 💗

[@Geengarner]

Yeah like burning the kitchen? Pretty sure if I did that as a adult or younger my parents would disown me🙃

[@KimH831]

I used to have a poodle-bischon frise mix dog that I rescued from the streets and my first Christmas having him he peed on my “snow” Christmas tree skirt when I was at work one day. After that I never left him roam around when he was home alone when my tree was up. 😂🤣

[@bowtoyoursensei554]

Oh, Kelly. Your puppy WILL do that. Guaranteed!

[@garrettflores5827]

My family would’ve done the same thing with the Adult Toy - my family has come to the point where cordiality is out the damn window lol!

[@Jeremiahgoff]

This is so funny

[@brendajohnson5975]

Omg, I couldn't get mad at that German Shepard pup. I mean, that face is just way too cute not to giggle at the mess. Live and learn. Hehe!

[@stepheethee9103]

❤❤❤ & LMAO

[@aidanstevens9208]

O YEAH THAT Pretty FUNNY DOG 🐕

[@SCB-il8ez]

My kitten 🐈‍⬛ Who I got at PETSMART said it’s a girl on the papers and the fee was included to get spayed. As I was putting up my groceries my kitty came up and grabbed a full bag of tortillas and dragged them growling all the way to under the bed. It was so funny! I dropped her off as Kloie and picked HIM up LOL and renamed him SLADE J. He passed 2 years ago this month after having him ten years. He was my best friend! But looking back he was always very assertive and protective. I miss him.

[@ElizabethDohertyThomas]

Every Christmas we would get our dog a MASSIVE rawhide bone... she was a Golden Retriever, a light 65 pounds and the bone was probably 4 feet wide. Part of the hilarious ritual was her wanting to run outside with it but not easily figuring out the bone was too wide for the doorway... :-)

[@22cyndi22]

I try to groom my own pets and years ago I trimmed my beloved westie, Henry - he was the greatest! I did this outside and it was a little breezy, while cleaning up I noticed a bird gathering up his white hair for its nest. I remember thinking what a smart opportunistic bird.

[@lisabrijeski3425]

We had a Karelian Bear dog and I had cooked a whole chicken for dinner, left it to cool so we could use it for sandwiches and my husband came home from work and went in and then came back out to play with our kids. I went in and looked around and thought oh wow he put the chicken in the fridge and even cleaned the pan…nope Onyx had eaten the whole chicken, bones and all and the pan was so clean it could have gone back in the cupboard, she had done such a great job. We had pizza for dinner instead.

[@justinm.1]

@6:23 DANG

[@reneedoiron7560]

I love the name Charlie Brownie!

[@gonzo3954]

I had 2 Schnauzers. If it was raining even just a little bit, it was an ordeal to get them to go out in the backyard to do their business. However, if they got out in the front yard, even hurricane rains, it was just the most awesome thing ever!

[@thortheredbeardeddragon1592]

I walk a German Shepard mix who loves chasing squirrels around when we go walking.

[@AnnNunnally]

My chihuahua mix Arnold knocked a Sam’s Club size jar of animal crackers off the table and dragged back to his kennel to hide it. When we finally found it, there were tooth marks on the lid, but at least he had not opened it. The jar was taller than he was.

[@JustMe-FromMO-USA]

Waiting to see a picture of Charlie Brownie :)

[@Bmoore295]

My mom came to visit and had her bag in the upstairs bedroom. We ran out to go the grocery store, which was right near the house, so I didn't put my 4 pound dog's usual gate up at the bottom of the stairs. When we got home, there was an entire trail of my mother's underwear from the bedroom door, down the stairs, to the front door, where she was waiting for us curled up on a pair. That little thing managed to unzip the bag and only disturb the underwear. She had the nickname "panty knapper" for a while. Thankfully, we are past that stage.

[@cindynewman902]

Lol

[@natashaw401]

dog w garbage can lid on his neck and glitter poo loll

[@MarySpain1958]

My mom had a poodle on a diet. She figured out she was going in a dog door next door and sitting in front of kit. cab. their dog treats were in. She told the neighbor I can't understand Why she has gained weight at her check up. 😂 The neighbors knew. They thought it was cute she came to beg for snacks. She also stole garbage from another neighbor cans. So food and dessert takeaway basically.

[@roadrider_2771]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@jrock1030]

Today is April 9th though 😂😂

[@nixonpark683]

Of course it's a German shepherd pup that took apart the whole house... Either that or a husky

[@lisagrace6471]

Right? Our husky did that the other day... with our trash that had chicken guts in it. On our carpet. We usually have the trash can locked, but I had set the kitchen bag in the hallway to take out soon and got busy. This has happened before and he hadn't torn up trash everywhere. He is better behaved when he gets regular exercise. :)

[@jentszoo]

We had two "mini" pigs that helped themselves to our game closet and chewed a hole in the wall while we were gone for Thanksgiving dinner one year. 😵‍💫🐽 It looked very similar to the situation with the German Shepard puppy in the video. We lost them along with our other indoor pets in a house fire on Black Friday 2022. What I would give for them to be here and mischievous again 💔

[@nomdeplume2213]

you lost them in a future fire that hasnt happened yet?????

[@BigRedNavyChick]

Hi Kelly! :D We have six dogs here, a Husky (the dad), a Collie/Rottweiler (the mom) and four of their children that are Husky/Rottweiler/Collie mix. One of the daughters is named Mya the destroyer for a reason, she can rip apart and destroy any dog toy presented to her in seconds, plus she's done a number on our walls; literally chewed chunks right out of it when she was younger. :D Thankfully they're all getting up there in years (the dad's almost 8, the mom's turning 8 and their children are all 7) and they're mellowing out a bit with age and not a lot gets destroyed anymore. :D I wish you the best of luck with your new puppy. Training and routine are key, we were lax at first and paid the penalty in walls, furniture, chew toys and carpeting. :D God bless you and your wonderful family. Have an awesome day! :D

[@zaraheart]

Our family dogs never did anything drastic, like making a mess in the laundry room(they were also small dogs, Bichon and Havanese) but the Bichon named Pearl(may she RIP) had a thing for underwear. We would find everyone’s underwear tore up everywhere. Had to invest in a tall hamper with a lid because of it lol Then our Havanese, Domino, has been a little angel. We signed him up for obedience school when he was eligible though so that may be why, I also trained him to do tricks. He’s still with us but Havanese are some mischievous things, so once we found that out he went right to dog training at Pet Smart haha I am married now and we have a 8yo and have always wanted our own dog but they ain’t cheap haha. Some day and when that day comes and they do something silly I’ll send it in!

[@laurairizarry8140]

When I was 8 my parents decided it would be nice to foster a full grown Black Lab, this dog's owners were to old to care for him so they gave him to a family who had a child smaller than the dog itself. My house had a huge backyard (if the house didn't cut through it and it was level it would be about the same size as half a soccer field) so instead of my 10 year old brother and I being dragged through the neighborhood we would allow him to run around back there and played with him one day we were just running around with my soccer ball and playing when he decided to take a running leap over the 5' fence in the back. Apparently he ended up in the back of this man's pickup truck scaring him half to death luckily we had Conan's tags on because the man went up and around the middle school to loop back around to our neighborhood and found our house to drop him off. The stories don't end there I was still 8 but this before the pickup truck incident and my brother was 9 at the time, we were playing with play-do in the basement and had been using my folding play vanity (it was the EARLY 2000s as in 2001) to store the cups of play-do with the lids off or barely on. My mom had called us up to the kitchen and thinking nothing of it we left the play-do as is with Conan on the couch. When we finished eating dinner we went back down to find all of it gone and Conan against the sliding glass door looking miserable. An hour later there was neon dog puke every on the carpet in the middle of the floor. After cleaning it up it was still obvious something had happened just not what. Last story We hadn't had Conan long maybe a few weeks at this point but he wasn't aggressive or messy just really strong jaws that had wrecked a frisbee or 2. So when my brother and I were at school my parents would leave him in the basement with a lot of room to move around and the delicate stuff was locked up (Really big TV, VHS, CD player, and SEGA locked in a big wooden TV cabinet) but that meant our books and board games were left on the book shelves with the VHS tapes. We came home and my brother and I went downstairs as soon as our parents picked us up from the daycare and went to play with Conan and see if we needed to feed him. The basement looked like a warzone our board games were completely wrecked and a few books, too.

[@heatherjordan8038]

The last one--- know your puppy-- if they can't be left alone and are destructive, crate them while you are gone. It's that simple. I was blessed with a lab that doesn't make messes and just lays on the couch like a lazy dog hahaha.

[@normawinton6832]

We adopted a stray German Shepard lab mix. We went too the store and came home too the entire living room with a yellow pages phone book destroyed! It was shredded and all over the living room floor. He ran and hid. He did this twice! So we started taking him with us just too avoid anything else being destroyed. He finally outgrew it.

[@thumper6425]

💜

[@jilldurham5498]

I love cats the best

[@lisakaufman6420]

It’s funny. But ill said the say I one.😂

[@hallykat6402]

1) That 1 with the dog drinking beer & the chick was just whining at him. Well, put down your phone and move the cup you lazya$$ 🤦‍♀️🙄😂 2) My naughty pet story: I’ve several but for just one… I was living in a tiny bachelor apartment & I added a bathmat to a pile of laundry just outside the bathroom so it wasn’t laying flat. Abut an hour or so later, I head to the bathroom & I trip going into it almost smacking my head on the vanity. I turn around & look down to see why I tripped… My one kitty decided the bathmat would suffice as a blanket so he crawled under it to take a nap. He’s a solid, 15 pound, part Maine Coon, kitty so a very solid tripping hazard 🤦‍♀️😂🤣

[@81silversiren]

We got a puppy a back in Nov, and in January (she was 4 months) we had to do some run around & we always lock her up in the hallway with a baby gate she has her food/water/toys with in the hallway thinking that was enough well we were out the first half of the evening then had to come home for a min we let our dogs out then we had to leave again well she wasn't having that she fig out how to jump over the gate & she destroyed everything from a couch cushion to paper to whatever her puppy self she could get ahold I wish I took pics cuz it was disaster LOL

[@I0waG1rl]

My granddog Busch has a nose for adult toys, one morning he found a vibe and a week later a plug all in my son’s apartment complex.

[@Luckyduck82180]

Glitter is the devil! It’s banned at my house 😂

[@kaylee5438]

True story - my work pace was huge into Halloween, like full on you couldn’t work from the office during the Friday before Halloween because we’d turn cubicle rows into full on scenes and haunted houses and stuff. One year we did an Alice in wonder land theme and I did a giant chess board with 4ft tall 3D cardboard pieces that I spray painted and glittered bright red. They turned out amazing BUT literally red glitter carried on people’s shoes throughout the entirety of the multistory building. Needless to say we weren’t allowed to use glitter after that. Also, I definitely had glitter stuck to my driveway for like 2 years.

[@lisam8044]

My lab in her 14 yrs bounced high enough to take a summer sausage off the upper cupboard ate the whole thing, she opened an oven and ate 1/2 a spiral ham, got on the counter and ate my mother's poppy seed bread....wrapper removed, ate a pizza we put in the back of our van with a cooler on top to keep her from eating it, then another year drank turkey grease out of a huge vat we put heavy stuff on top to keep her out.. I had to wash her and the grass with soap and water every time she "went" she was the best dog ever

[@brandimunguia]

I’ve had to go to the emergency room, not once, but twice, to get glitter removed from my eyes. The first time I was in 4th grade and my mom waited to take me to the dr for 4 days because she thought I was just making something up to get out of going to school. When she finally took me, the dr had some words with her for neglecting me. I don’t remember exactly what damage was done, but I had to wear an eye patch for a week and put these drops in my eye several times a day. He was so mad, he told my mom that if she had waited, even one more day, to bring me in, I could’ve lost my sight in that eye and she was really lucky there was no permanent damage. The second time I had put glitter on my eyes for an event, but I didn’t take my makeup off before I went to bed, and at some point during the night, I must’ve rubbed my eyes and pushed some glitter into my eye. I no longer use or go around any craft glitter and I only use cosmetic grade glitter for my eyes and I make sure to wash every little piece off my eyes before I go to bed.

[@chitownangel16]

My husky took down the Christmas tree cause the cat chased her. It got stuck to her collar so literally ran around the whole house and basement dragging the tree totally freaked out.

[@vamanosninja4143]

I was just telling my neighbor's pet turtle to behave because he keeps climbing the barrier to snuggle with his brother but then his brother will bite him when he's tired of him.

[@KatieDidsThirstForThrifting]

🤣

[@jadeswrapsandbraids]

Ernie boy, our pixie Hollow and Tinkerbelle love vodka.

[@tylerbock2653]

We have a cabinet, that had a glass vase, above our stove. One of our cats decided to jump into it and destroyed our stove top.

[@stephmarie8949]

Pet story. My doggo use to be a chewer of my underwear fast forward a few years finally grew out of that. Now she just takes them and buries them in dirt when I tell off, so she gets the last laugh.

[@teddisk848]

I had a puppy that when put in a small area of hallway (instead of a crate), ate wooden floor border and drywall to try to escape. 😞 I bought a crate.

[@SaraShire]

I had a small poodle when my daughter was little. One time she managed to steal food right out of my daughter’s mouth! Toddler tantrum ensued.

[@robervin9107]

Aw Henry has a sibling now

[@jbjjbb]

Girl you were nervous thinking of everything the new dog could do.

[@marybratton5514]

That GS puppy cyclone only happened because someone left a smart, bored puppy alone.

[@tychailalewis1559]

First BTW I love you kelly clarkson does the queen reply

[@anmllvr19]

I want to know what kind of dog Charlie Brownie is?

[@magansopinion9497]

My friend has two dogs and one sits close to him when he is smoking weed likes getting stoned i guess and the other one loves beer. She will knock your beer over just so she can lick it up.

[@cindynewman902]

I had a dog that ate my package of birth control pills that were on the nightstand. A long forgotten memory from over 40 years ago. She was fine, by the way, and I did not get pregnant!

[@rjn-od8vj]

That one with the dog drinking beer was messed up. Yes, dogs do like beer but alcohol is especially toxic to them and she placed it there purposefully knowing he would drink it. Notice she didnt move the glass at all.

[@spikespike4413]

Beer is NOT toxic to dogs. Liquor on the other hand, is toxic to dogs. I know this because years ago my great dane got drunk as shit on a few cans of beer. After rushing her to the vet they said she's fine, just let her sleep it off.

[@colleenkochman9656]

Jelly was certainly old enough to know better, but, she started chewing things at 14 yrs old. the sad part was I didn't know her paws hurt from arthritis until later. So first she chewed a little leather change purse my grandfather made in the '60s.....then she chewed the computer paper stored on a shelf under the printer.....and the worst was when she chewed my updated list of computer passwords. That was painful.

[@alyssabria]

So when my cat was a kitten four years ago, he brought my grandmother’s underwear that had her leak pad on it in my room and put it right next to the bed. After that my grandmother made sure to throw her pads away along with her underwear in the laundry basket. Also last year instead of killing it like he usually does, my cat brought up a live mouse from the basement and decided to play with it and throw it around like it’s one of his toys 🤦🏻‍♀️ no joke I am still traumatized from the experience.

[@barbarapepper3447]

Dogs are den animals and puppies need a crate to be safe when left unsupervised!

[@groovynik21]

My dog would runaway but she figured out early on ..if she ran away to the Roast Beef place down the street, my father would "reward her," with Roast Beef and an Ice Cream cone ..by the end of her life, she was Orson Welles and had to be carried up and down the stairs in a laundry basket

[@alisoncote-rolvink8312]

never leave the puppy alone and train it

[@anntidwell4535]

My aunt had a dog that torn off the arm of her couch

[@donald_from_nh]

Good luck with the puppy. We have two little Shitzus that people think are puppies.

[@kendraatcherson1458]

Oh no 😧😧😧😧😧🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️!!!!! I can’t believe this horse 🐎 took a girl’s sandwich 🥪, if the horse was so hungry 🤤 and then the girl was so hungry 🤤 too. - 3:11

[@jadeswrapsandbraids]

As much as I love animals and get so emotional when bad stuff happens, but NEVER get puppies from pet stores. If you do, talk them down in price for one and immediately go to vet and have a complete and thorough check up. X-rays and all. Extensive bloodwork. Too.

[@alexclark199]

I AM USING MY NEPHEWS KZbin CHANNEL .My name is Kelli and my puppy ate 200 dollars. GOT one that was in two halves did not go digging for the other. The one retrieved was in two pieces on the bed, the other went to Heaven. Ps last name is same as nephews.

[@KatieDidsThirstForThrifting]

Sound of rain hurts pups' ears.

[@amybrown5539]

*My husband is a third generation Charles Brown! I wanted to have Charlie Brown & little red headed girl (I'm a ginger) wedding invitations but he refused! *Dog story time. We have a very nervous, tornado in dog form, separation anxiety expert that is a Jack Russell/Chihuahua mix named Lily. She is our troublemaker. We also have an adorable, loving, little old man in a mini schnauzer/Yorkie/long haired dachshund body named Bogey after Humphrey Bogart. He had "affection" issues when we first rescued him. Anyway, they loved their PaPaw and we would take them there a good bit. One day I had the opportunity to go out of town with my husband but had no one to watch the kids (we only have furry ones). PaPaw asked to do it. I was nervous because they had never been away from me for more than a day. So, we agree and drop them off just reminding PaPaw how nervous Lily gets and apologized for anything she did in advance. About an hour into our trip, PaPaw called. He wanted to inform me that my precious little do nothing wrong Bogey climbed on his kitchen table and took a giant dump in front of him and our nieces and nephews! Mortified doesn't even come close to how I was feeling. Thankfully he thought it was hilarious and told us to have fun.

[@kathleen6459]

Hey Kelly I haven't been online so I haven't been to your tree house or your homepage I would been kind of busy dealing with weekend stuff. But if you don't want your dog let me know you can send it to me and I'll send you my son he is house trained he needs to find girl and get married and he'd be perfect for you he cooks too