Kendo Rage - Game Grumps

[@AtlasBlizzard]

I love how Arin screams with laughter at 14:22, when the pervert shrimp turns up. That's the first time since the snowboard level in Sonic '06 that I can remember him losing it like that.

[@jeremy7763]

that and after the Mr. Wilson rap from Dennis the Menace

[@valiantwarrior4517]

And the Sonic poop while runs thing.

[@samuelcolvin4994]

Shrimp 2.0🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jbwarner8626]

I think Mayor Luigi, Cash Man/Ash Man/Trash Man, and clownpenis.fart had all knocked him into orbit by this point too 😆

[@SeaThrewTheKnight]

For all of you wondering: the sign said "ikidomari" - sa (さ) looks a lot like ki (き) in hiragana, so I don't blame Arin for mixing it up - meaning "dead end" which is, well, pretty self explanatory if you look at it's location

[@Shadowrayquaza27]

"Why are his arms 90 degree angles- PLEASE HIT HIM, ARIN! WITH THE STICK!"

[@m.hstudioproductions6642]

LoL XD!!!😂😂🤣🤣

[@yokab]

Man that shrimp moment at the end got fucking real

[@Made_In_Heaven88]

The time is basically used so that kids and adults could keep track of time in the morning so they're not late for school or work it was used for years over in Australia for both Agro's Cartoon connection and Cheez Tv respectively ;)

[@mini-conlongarm8021]

It needs to be used here. Because apparently kids can't keep their eyes off the TV.

[@johnalogue9832]

TV shows already run on 30 minute schedules and the guide shows the time.

[@EmeraldAngel3]

The shrimp with the freaky etchasketch arms made me laugh so hard I cried for the first time.

[@SoulFoxie]

You better by like a 5 minute old baby for that to be the first time you've ever cried *(Before you say anything I know as an assumption you meant the first time you laughed so hard you cried)*

[@TRussell148]

In the words of the great Master Mitsubishi: You ain't heard nothin yet.

[@spctator63]

*nuttin'

[@SchrödingerKousae]

spctator63 You ain't heard nutella yet.

[@gweegweezoozoo]

Thomas R. What is he? A Car Ninja?

[@gweegweezoozoo]

Thomas R. What is he? A Car Ninja?

[@mercybellafiore3677]

Thomas R. *nuttin'

[@Quackoid]

S.H.R.I.M.P.S. 2.0 Super Handy Reacher Into My Personal Space 2.0

[@GameAW1]

Well, you were very close. Its actually: Sad Hoshi Reaches Into My Personal Space 2.0

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

They like to lurk on Japanese subways and are a national treasure of Japan.

[@MemeProphet]

DON'T LET HIM GIVE YOU A RIGHT ANGLE HUG!

[@LithiumDynamite]

Arin's laughter should be in medical records as the cure-all for depression

[@masdez]

correction, DAN'S voice. get it right. ...jesus...

[@Elriedia]

*insert "Why not both? meme here.*

[@MacChuck]

Ross's laugh can cure cancer and aids!

[@koolkidinawheelchair]

As much as I like Arin's laugh, Geoff Ramsey from Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter has the disease curing laughter! It's the greatest.

[@NaruIchiLatino97]

You know what they say: "Laughter is the best medicine"

[@Salmacis32]

"We will begin our first lesson... now take off your clothes."

[@66Roses]

Will do, Mikisugi.

[@HeroValios]

I always wished they'd come back to this game. This was a really fun one-off, and I wanted to see more.

[@Kairos0x]

Game grumps needs more Sad Hoshi.

[@sileyendongo3756]

"...I find myself attracted to her and i don't know if it's appropriate." Is good.

[@shadowflare77]

"Don't come so close little girl" lolol this is an awesome episode, one of my favs now.

[@damiencrowley5039]

The ghosts need to sea underwater. Sorry I couldn't resist.

[@Yamlicious]

The timestamps are for like people watching anime before school and so that they wouldn't be late.

[@Gothicslenderman]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAKE THE MARI SAD?! Did you refuse to let him touch? Because that was probably a bad idea. You guys had me rolling on the floor laughing xD

[@mushroomdude123]

Excuse the pun, but gets TOUCHY when you don't let him touch you. I mean that in more ways than one. It just makes him want it more.

[@Selvokaz]

i remember buying this game for like 20 dollars at a trade in store in the bronx and rushing home thinking i had found some super rare japanese game, it was beyond stupid but i some how fell in love with it, despite it being some simple, cheesy and of course silly. The best part was playing with the Sound Test and finding out some where in the game the main character shouts out "Kendo my Kendo" or that's what it sounded like, it' was probably something japanese like, Kendo makendo or something.

[@dmhenderson]

This is the japanesiest thing I have ever seen

[@dingasofdongos8286]

You ain't heard nuttin' yet!

[@briansivley2001]

There was an ova of this it was only released in Japan unfortunately but it was fan sub and someone post it on KZbin and here's two facts about one of the voices and the studio who did it. First the little sister is voiced by Kotono Mitsuishi who's famous for voicing Sailor Moon and on top of that she also voiced one of the villains in Wedding Peach. Second is the studio who did the ova it was OLM Inc the exact same studio who does Pokemon Anime on top of that the Team who originally did Pokemon did Wedding Peach and much of the people who worked on Wedding Peach would go on and do Pokemon because after Wedding Peach ended it's run including the ova Wedding Peach DX they were probably chosen to do Pokemon seeing much of the staff went to do it so yeah it's kinda cool that the studio who's more famous for doing boy shows and non magical girl shows did magical girl shows before their big time hit. It's sad though that OLM wouldn't do any shows that is a magical girl anime I would definitely watch it because of my history with watching shows by them I think they would do a good job at a magical girl series.

[@takemetoyonk]

Play Tomena Sanner and Katamari Damacy, if you haven't

[@chasechute1491]

I've seen more Japan.

[@takemetoyonk]

Continuing my excess suggestions: watching Pom Poko, visiting Okinawa, Japanese entertainment television, old art depicting mythology XD

[@emmarose1371]

Someone animated the shrimp bit ... NOW!

[@tsukutsukubasa]

let me think about it

[@emmarose1371]

Tsuku Bane :D

[@emmarose1371]

Tsuku Bane You still thinking? :')

[@puntasticfun-puns5221]

Emma Rose Eric Striler Animation has animated just fyi

[@fizzyflare2910]

i think that was an elephant not a cat

[@OfDeadDestruction]

It was ikidomari. That means dead end.

[@christianderue4375]

+OfDeadDestruction weab

[@OfDeadDestruction]

Eh.

[@christianderue4375]

weaboo

[@ThePeasantRock16]

+OfDeadDestruction LOL

[@Jennisys46]

+christian Derue 日本語を知ることあなたの「weeaboo 」りません。

[@AncientYaky]

I lost my marbles with the grabby hand shrimps. It's been a while since I laughed so uncontrollably and spaztically

[@lapotato9140]

we said, "no! we're not gonna do the psy!" and we shook our heads and *psyed*

[@wolfyboy]

i wish they'd play more of this. :(

[@ShiitakeWarrior]

Amazing how, during the second stage, Arin was using the downward aerial attack like it was going out of style, yet in the third, he completely forgot it even existed.

[@Abracamoron]

This is some Sailor Moon shit right here

[@SpookyBike]

Calvin Hill Now read that in your profile pictures voice

[@shadewful]

SpookyBike *Silence Ensues*

[@melodramamermaid4833]

Calvin Hill actually i more thought of Kuno from Ranma1/2

[@CrazeeAdam]

+Calvin Hill it actually really reminded me of that too lol

[@jamesguzman5333]

the masters names are all sounding like car companies

[@thebjornwholivedcometodie7182]

I was just thinking the same thing after they got to the second master. First one I was like "oh, that's cute, it's kinda like Mitsubishi!" Then I was all "ಠ_ಠ something's definitely going on here".

[@jamesguzman5333]

yeah i really like where it was going

[@KingNefiiria]

That's gotta be the dumbest concept for a dash. "Hey let's give them a fun fast way to move about the game, but make it cost a fourth of their health. The way we made hitboxes and priority work, along with the fact that your ranged attacks can't be used because you lose all your PSY when you get hit, you could potentially die from the first monster! What fun!"

[@alimonette964]

#GrumpClips 14:21 - 15:45 Arin's laughter kills me here. Very underrated moment.

[@movedchannelschecknewestvi8929]

this is the most freaking anime thing. my god.

[@CrazeeAdam]

+Sonicyugioh4ever Forever Ascone Melody play or watch Mystical Ninja starring Goemon, it was for the N64 and is very Japanese.

[@HeWhoIsAlwaysWright]

+Sonicyugioh4ever Forever Ascone Melody Kendo: The anime: the game

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

"Why do the ghosts have scuba gear." I'm going to quote that out without context at some point.

[@chibilawl]

YOU CAN TONGUE UP?

[@ianmaymers1170]

I'd say a good 30% of the people watching this have no idea why your comment was funny. And god damn it was funny. And sad. But mostly funny. c:

[@SlipAllCityToy]

Ian Maymers This is the part where you should explain the joke to people like me. Thanks :)

[@jeejeejeejee]

SlipAllCityToy Watch the Yoshi's Island series

[@mushroomdude123]

Someone help, I can't stop rewatching the Shrimp 2.0 part! XD

[@tarrker]

It's Isa-Do-Mari, I believe. Not sure about the isa but do, in kendo, is chest and mari is a ball. So, chest balls? Hmmmmm...

[@TheZeldaGamerGirl]

And if your mind is like mine, you'll have a good guess of what "chest balls" means

[@crimsonkefka7933]

Itsa-Me-Mario

[@goodstudd2972]

...the do in kendo means way, and ken means sword, as in the way of the sword, hence why the woman only uses a sword. There's no chest in kendo...

[@tarrker]

When I said "in kendo" I meant the style not the word. Do means chest. I don't study it myself but the kendo guys shout out the areas of the body when they strike. Mostly it's Men and Do, or, head and chest or maybe body. Yeah I dunno. I just honestly thought it would make a funny joke.

[@goodstudd2972]

Kendo is the style of swordplay you're talking about, it's mostly used in Japan but has a few dojos in other places as well. You can look it up if you want, any site with a translation of the name will state it means "Way of the Sword". And the comment wasn't that bad, I just am.... TOO interested in making sure the facts are right.

[@ZOMGcaitie]

Who was in charge of localization for this game? They definitely took a few liberties with this one. lol

[@AJF786]

The world needs more Etch-A-Sketch 90-Degree Armed Molest-o Shrimp

[@AtlasBlizzard]

"Only 6 hours from school" might be the most ridiculous sentence I've ever heard in a video game.

[@amiemallich3255]

"She's pushing down her skirt when she falls because she's embarrassed." Yeah. I'm sure that's why the skirt technically isn't even thigh-length.

[@Alvenfrom94]

In a weir, alternate universe, they played Kendo Rage to the end and never touched Sky Blazer

[@colonelfrencht.5823]

When Dan does the green guys impression, he sounds like Cry.

[@joshuatipton7585]

Arin (6:52): "I think people... *scratch* I think idiots. .."

[@nitroglycerific9295]

I hope this game gets a modern remaster. I adore the sprite art and the soundtrack.

[@neoravencroft]

I lost my shit at 14:23.

[@joseknavarro]

7:06 A silent discussion. A PSYlent discussion...

[@De13373r]

I have been looking for this video for MONTHS!

[@NwahSwit]

Me too!

[@MoriyaMug]

That's "ikidomari," guys. Dead end.

[@ShiitakeWarrior]

While that does indeed make sense, that doesn't explain why the pervy prawn is hanging out there.

[@jummysgamecorner]

3:15 YOU CAN CHUN UP?

[@Naoki22]

It's not "isadomari"...It's "ikidomari" which means "dead end" in japanese...because it was a dead end.

[@royalgarden18]

Kendo Rage: The original idea FUCKIN HAVE MAGIC GIRL UH FIGHT DOREMON THINGS WITH A UH A SWORD THAT LOOKS LIKE A PIMP CANE AND MAKE HER HAVE A WIERD TEACHER THAT FOR SOME REASON MAKES HER WEAR A SKIRT WHILE TRANNING.

[@rottingbasket3379]

Neon Gluestick GENIUS. PRINT THAT SHIT.

[@royalgarden18]

+Rotting basket GOT IT. IT IS NOT SELLING FOR SOME STRANGE REASON. DUMBASS PEOPLE.

[@Anifinatic7Star]

Does anyone else think those snowmen look the ones from Kirby just a little?

[@nunotherock5150]

Yeah

[@davidsosa9414]

Anyone else think that when she attacks, it sounds like Link from Link to the Past?

[@ashen_roses]

14:22 What I love about his reaction is that unlike many of his other laughing fits where he gradually starts laughing harder, his laughter attack does not fuck around and just immediately starts ravaging him. Just sexy.

[@YeoldRagnaris]

"I can kendo up?" atleast he doesnt need a half childhood to notice

[@lolinion]

What's happening in Japan today? Weird shit.

[@alice6035]

Normal shit**

[@timcronic2341]

Your username... Damn you. DAMN YOU. *DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOU!*

[@subscribetothischannelforl6062]

Arin sounds just like Jimmy Fallon un Eew lmao

[@Pelicandinner24]

Kendo sounds like LSP from adventure time

[@AllurinGirl31]

YES! I was looking for such a comment :S

[@HoisinBurger]

"This is worse then Mr. Wilson came out of nowhere!" Since I'm on the one-off-a-thon I just watched that lol

[@SunTzuSaidFight]

05:20 I love Arin's legitimate joy when he exlaims 'It's Hoshi!'

[@PizzaTimeGamingChannel]

You came here for 14:22

[@dannymations5004]

I came here for 5:02

[@deathdealer3192]

to be honest, dan. i had not even thought about a PSY comment until you said that. perhaps it's the internet thing where it's that irrelevant now.

[@RinaSheepdog]

Perhaps it's the fact this was uploaded multiple months ago e-e

[@deathdealer3192]

that's a decent point.

[@NEETKitten]

2 things: 1. It's not underaged because the age of consent in most parts of Japan is 13 (sex is only allowed between people in between that 13-17 age group. Everything else is okay for 13-18+) 2. Can someone animate shrimp 2.0?

[@grandiosereject5083]

Hmmmm. Well that sounds a little gross but I refuse to judge other cultures because everyone is different. We probably have some weird shit too.

[@NEETKitten]

JustAnotherAnimator Yup. Shall I get the list of weird shit North Americans do?

[@Waffersforever]

+Tico The Nicaea Navigator Be my guest, I wanna see this.

[@grandiosereject5083]

Me too XD

[@NEETKitten]

Okay, I hope you don't mind 100 pages worth of text.

[@shredhappy101]

Had this game as a kid. All the bosses are really hard, and at the end you have to do a boss rush and beat them all again in a row with the same health. Needless to say i never got passed that shit. Fucking impossibility.

[@Kateishable]

Arin's scream at 14:23 makes me giggle so damn much.

[@nesman3064]

Yes there needs to be more Sad Hoshi.

[@JoTheCreativeOne]

this whole video was amazing my name is jo the game grumps were talking as a girl named jo *i feel it is pathetic that this is the best achievement in my life*

[@notdrpepper5962]

and her name is sailor moon

[@Darkroseangel1618]

Love how Arin loses it at the shrimp, made me laugh so much XD

[@acfreak55]

I completely lost my shit at the fish ghosts and the pervert etch a sketch shrimp, and was even funnier with the "he gets touchy if you dont let him touch you" ROFLMAO

[@adamcaverhill3486]

every female is lumpy space princess

[@JeedyJay]

It all goes back to "Valley Girl", and Moon Unit was really just winging it in a way that approximated her annoying classmates.

[@YummyMuffinss]

sounds like Link when she strikes....weird? is it just me?

[@TachyonJ]

not just you, Pikachu-on-acid. not just you.

[@Made_In_Heaven88]

eh I think it's the exact same voice of Chun Li from the later street fighter games

[@jonnie2bad]

why the fuck would you stop playing this after one episode?

[@colonelzaraki1592]

The whole sequences at 02:48 and 08:42 left me in tears!

[@Martynde]

The shrimps turn this from an okay episode into an amazing episode.

[@ewencameron3652]

idk about you but that game seemed fun

[@SoulFoxie]

Yeah it did

[@TheGoldenRater]

That moment when you're on your daily game grump binge, and you find a video with no comments???

[@Boomeus]

I believe the backboard just shattered with the force of your slam dunking, sir.

[@Ben-ip9jw]

1:21 I was eating ice cream and I almost died!😂😂😂😂😂

[@cjtsouls9198]

"Have I illustrated how saaaaad I am?" I lost my shit.

[@frankenburger200]

I literally typed “game grumps shrimp” and this episode popped up LMAOOO

[@Darkkakashi96]

These one-offs have been amazing, lately. With the Jersey ghosts in Pac Attack, Mr. Wilson Rap in Dennis the Menace and Hoshi's revenge in this game.

[@TheOneTrueFingal]

Arin's Girl Voice, Sad Hoshi and Gropie Shrimp. This episode has it all!

[@Arskite]

Arin's laugh has reached new highs

[@mangacrazycatlover]

That shrimp...that fucking shrimpXD

[@billybon6695]

somebody should make a gif out of that shrimp with extending arms XD.

[@SpacedOutEyes]

i lost it at the pervy shrimp

[@LynxenX]

A 20 minute game grump episode, its about time another one was this long.

[@agustinuszheng588]

0:35 Mai Tsurugino: alright! I'm leaving now! Father: Okay, Mai! Be careful out there!

[@TemmiePlays]

I know super old, but still XD the timer is for Jp サテラビュー ( Satellaview ) It was a weekly "Video game" like Legend of Zelda, and others where you played a certain mission with on-air instrucsiotns, dialogue, commentary, basically a weekly DLC for a game, with time limits ( usually an hour) it didnt catch on, lol.

[@RockEsper]

It was hilarious how right after when they said "Do it up, yo!" at 3:19, I decided to check the description to find the same exact line.

[@Shadowelite995]

i love arin's scream-laugh hybrid

[@Absorbent-cat-sponge]

holy shit i was on a rampage to watch this again and i looked through all of the playlists like 6 times, and in the end all i had to do was type "game grumps shrimp" fml

[@gltovar]

i nearly choked when the 'touchy prawn' showed up

[@Nativestyles]

It had taking me years to find this game. I’m very forgetful of titles so I rely on game play pictures. I just found this game 2hrs ago. Im so happy! Also hilarious video!

[@RikcyG27]

Anyone else notice that two proper nouns in the game's dialogue "Mitsubushi" and "Hiundai" are remarkably similar to Mitsubishi and Hyundai...I wonder if the trend continues later in the game...

[@beetlehorn]

Shrimp 2.0 is the best enemy the Grumps have ever encountered.

[@grassnake7able]

I almost died at the groping shrimp, XD

[@casualartistry4193]

The return of sad hoshi, my favorite gamegrumps bit

[@mr.cheesytoad5845]

Rewatching classic grumps, this was a much more simple time.