mega knight is back

[@Weddzzz]

He said dating “grind” most likely cause he wasn’t out meeting a girl, but a boy on “Grindr” also known as his neighbor.

[@thevigilmain6628]

What is Grindr? You seem knowledgeable enough to enlighten me

[@Noobletines]

You know too much

[@pixelcreators4425]

you just exposed yourself

[@Weddzzz]

@@pixelcreators4425 buddy u just exposed urself by knowing as well.

[@roasty-]

Ken should be meeting *men* - not boys. Please take note of that when you talk about genital traffic

[@naman8147]

5:39 ken called himself a men destroyer I think that's a way of saying he's gay

[@endy_011]

he's even the leader of them

[@Voidflyssa]

Read the cup 8:40

[@eternalumadeit]

​@@Voidflyssathat caught me off guard when i was watching the vid lmao

[@Hamburglarist]

I saw Ken at the grocery store on Saturday and watched as he picked up a carton of buttermilk, squealing with glee & exclaimed "Goody Goody Gumdrops!" whilst twirling in a 360 degree motion.

[@xyahsvr]

ken makes me feel tingly inside

[@LateLlamaALT]

I came exactly at 1:22:32

[@TyroneTheBest]

@DaruPoor This is just a bad clash royale clip that you clearly paid for bots on

[@aleksmarko9534]

@@LateLlamaALTdidn’t even know you can add a time stamp after video ended. You learn something new every day

[@BarbieZluvCheddar]

24:59:59 is my favorite part of the video

[@jkj-kuz0538]

ken stops talking at 14:36

[@ChillGuy2854]

Thanks for the timestamp

[@gega6969]

thanks!

[@lastwish3625]

now i got 15sec to spend

[@slothman707-]

Thank god!

[@NoahK000]

Omg finally he stops yapping

[@frantisekkarasek6313]

8:41 I love how the cup is empty 😂😂😂❤

[@drstrangeeditz]

the cup says 'nobody knows I'm gay' 😭💀

[@sapphire_54]

Lol he just wanted to show what's written on it

[@myfriesryumyum6233]

Shut the hell up@DaruPoor

[@noobylee1314]

Busted immediately when I heard Ken call me pookie😊😊

[@tahsinbasit]

It went all over the screen 🤤

[@Y_u_dum]

This comment section is so screwed

[@tzehan6886]

i love the part where Ken says that he was in date with 12 gay men

[@Issam-od4pg]

Yeah especially when he mentioned that they were oiled up and wearing nothing but underwear

[@vsp.j0sh]

@@Issam-od4pg nah, the part just a little bit later where he passionately explains how he gets lucky with them is a way better part of the video.

[@yourmypookiewookiebear]

@@vsp.j0sh i liked it wen 14 hog riders joined in and oiled up

[@DJ_NGURAH_ELEKTRA]

It all started with a match. Ken was shooting a video, narrating each move with his enthusiasm. As the battle raged on, he deployed his favorite card, the Mega Knight. The powerful figure leaped into the fray, dealing massive area damage with each ground-shaking landing. Ken had always admired the Mega Knight's strength and resilience, but today, something felt different. After the match, as Ken reviewed the replay, he noticed how the Mega Knight had single-handedly turned the tide of battle. There was a certain grace in the way he fought, a silent strength that resonated with Ken. He felt a strange connection, almost as if the Mega Knight had fought for him, not just for the game. That night, as Ken lay in bed, his mind wandered back to the Mega Knight. He chuckled at himself, thinking it absurd to feel such a connection to a card. Yet, he couldn't shake the feeling. In his dreams, the Mega Knight appeared, not as a mere card but as a living being, with dark eyes that spoke of battles fought and a heart that longed for something more. In the dream, the Mega Knight stood before Ken, his armor glinting in the moonlight. "Ken," he said in a deep, resonant voice, "I've watched you play. Your strategies, your passion-they've brought me to life in ways you cannot imagine." Ken felt his heart race. "You're more than just a card," he whispered, stepping closer. "You're real to me." The Mega Knight nodded, removing his helmet to reveal a kind, rugged face. "I've fought countless battles, but none as important as this one. The battle for your heart." Ken reached out, his fingers brushing against the cold steel of the Mega Knight's armor, feeling the warmth beneath. "And you have mine," he said softly, their connection growing stronger with each passing moment. In that dream world, they shared a kiss under the starlit sky, a kiss that spoke of unspoken promises and a future filled with love and adventure. When Ken awoke, the feeling lingered, a sweet reminder that sometimes, connections can transcend even the boundaries of reality and fantasy. From that day on, every time Ken deployed the Mega Knight in battle, he did so with a smile, knowing that somewhere in the vast world of Clash Royale, a heart beat in sync with his own, bound by the magic of love and the thrill of the game. Ken started to drop more puns in his commentary, much to the delight of his viewers. “Looks like my Mega Knight has ‘jumped into my heart,” he joked during a stream. “He’s got me ‘jumping’ for joy every time he hits the arena.” His fans noticed the change in his gameplay too. "Ken, you've been on fire lately! Your synergy with the Mega Knight is unbeatable!" one viewer commented. “Yeah, it’s almost like he’s my perfect counter,” Ken replied with a wink. As the months passed, Ken's affection for the Mega Knight grew stronger, and so did his skill in the game. They were an unstoppable duo, their bond as unbreakable as the Mega Knight’s armor. And in the digital battleground of Clash Royale, their love story became legendary.

[@zxori9517]

Alright shakespeare 😭🙏

[@Chris-bc1jg]

Chatgpt moment

[@SgtNewt]

Damn

[@The_White]

This sounds more like Austin's lore tbh

[@yourmypookiewookiebear]

tf

[@stark48]

"Holy skibidi sigma rizzler over here btw, you're talking to the king... Of women destroy... Leader of men destroyer... Anyway" Quote by Ken - 2024

[@RodBlocks-j7u]

Good quote.

[@MehdiAbedi-y3c]

That quote changed my life

[@guyinarobe228]

he turned into Joe Biden for a sec

[@kloud11]

5:33 timestamp

[@radunita4051]

8:40 bro drank nothing💀💀

[@outliersalty5948]

the cup says “nobody knows im gay” i think bro is tying to tell us something

[@2mono7]

Bro is throwing subliminal hints??😭​@outliersalty5948

[@elizete_]

I love how Ken makes up all these stories in his head and tells them to us

[@liamlifts]

i love how ken introduced us to all of the voices in his head

[@asherrae2938]

0:36 prince charging up meganuts arse

[@XkingH_]

@DaruPoor ah yes ty for the part 2 of that beautiful moment ❤

[@Voidflyssa]

How do I sign up to become a MK

[@Boboftime69696]

NOT THE NOBODY KNOWS IM GAY MUG AT 8:39 😭😭😭😭

[@GreatPudding]

BRO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT NOTICED IT

[@santy214gamer5]

AND IT SOUNDS EMPTY LMFAOO HE AINT EVEN DRINKING HE'S JUST PUTTING IT OUT THERE

[@videosquirrel94ishard78]

He’s actually so funny icl 😂😂

[@Youonly_dieonce]

BRO MUST HAVE BOUGHT IT JUST FOR THE VIDEO LMFAOO

[@Simpstroyer]

You do not get to call me a toddler Kenneth Forrest

[@Polorx_]

can i

[@kiubont134]

@@Polorx_sure

[@Polorx_]

@@kiubont134 eyy

[@misterionorman9764]

HD

[@lucashax7869]

14:24 course Ken doesn’t like the story when there’s a lot of women involved (GAY)

[@CgVibin]

0:00 Is what Ken says when he opens his basement.

[@kaareaxenry4739]

Ken's syndrom is down, but this video is up

[@JohnsonJynxzi]

1:28 “I sit down and start twerking”

[@FalconZzEU]

5:32 The moment I lost all respect for Ken

[@yeetusyeetus6719]

Ermm what the sigma (i feel you tho)

[@justvogel4200]

I got even more respect until i just busted all over my screen 🐺

[@Barbari0]

8:30 "no guys btw" Sounds like someone is hiding something

[@mcgunga8291]

the most sigma rizzler of them all

[@tooturntskinn]

2:47 “Yea I sat down with two girls… ITS GOBLIN TIME👹”💀🙏

[@Syxte]

I just said mega knight is back at school, got pantsed, and then body slammed in front of everyone thanks Ken

[@randomperson-nw8ff]

@DaruPooryou suck

[@CashRoyale4]

Is it not summer where you are?

[@notreallyknown3628]

​@@CashRoyale4in ph its start of the school

[@Gengargamer2_]

@@CashRoyale4Most countries don’t have a summer break in the middle of the year like the US does, or any big break in the middle of the year, in my country our “summer break” is the Christmas holidays.

[@Aristotle18]

@@Gengargamer2_fair

[@JOe-fm2ht]

10/10 yapping session

[@2808bman]

I think Ken's blissful ending was him finally popping his cherry.

[@aussiepoos2543]

"Ends on a blissful note"

[@whywegottadie]

so long story short , KEN SOLD A 5some😭😭😭

[@bishop659]

Ken went for a date and ended up making all those girls a new friend group

[@haruka0002]

This is more like a story channel at this point with clash royale in the background

[@zephyr8465]

'whad up toddlers, my little betas, POOKIE😍😍😍' - ken, mega knight is back 2024

[@SkibidiRizzler69717]

5:33 I actually coughed out my food in laughter I was not ready for that brainrot

[@koltsza7791]

No it’s not

[@暫時沒有名字-h4z]

It’s a brain dead card

[@KanderTheCat]

U must be lucky to have mega knight as father

[@Laurentina_enjoyer]

@AginNiker are these the worlds crispest fried? lets find out

[@Xxkenko38xX]

Keep it less political please

[@elizete_]

yes you are

[@EvelliosE]

5:39 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥THE DESTROYER OF MEN🔥🔥🔥👅👅👅🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@thereal.PianoGuy]

Ken failing to admit that he was catfished

[@joyous18]

5:33 Ken's epic brainrot rap bars solidify him as the gen z Eminem

[@Pig527-f1i]

On a “blissful note” you say 😏

[@fieldapple4428]

8:36 I’ve been watching since the KFC Clash days and I think out of every video this man has ever done nothing has been funnier then this the cup and the irony to the story and what was happening fucking had me dead for way too long

[@ifandrake667]

Watching this on the pooper at my gym 👍

[@mattgale6311]

A "blissful note", Ken be smash liking

[@cheeseplate44]

creative writing with ken, great fanfic👍

[@jamespatterson8825]

8:40 A nice sip of gay air

[@thepestilence7939]

Core hater energy

[@albertargueta1312]

8:35 "everybody seems to think i'm gay" *Proceeds to drink from a rainbow mug that says "nobody knows i'm gay"

[@Tyytgrubit]

Ken sits at the table with the four girls enjoying his day then he hears a faint beeping sound penetrating his ear canal Ken exclaims“what is that sound” The girls blank Ken not even acknowledging his existence Suddenly he wakes up in hospital bed it was all a dream set up by his brain because the truth was so traumatic Ken only gets men…..

[@shpaghettishpaghetti6219]

True story!

[@boredwithnothingtodo]

another episode of "ken slowly putting himself on lists" (oil up buddy)

[@erik_sy]

bro the aria math mine raft song at the end always makes me smile

[@Hydrani]

I wear in Australia every time you go out anywhere you just miraculously see multiple people you know. I guess I didn't realize how tiny the country was.

[@pongwong5463]

Welcome back to peak Ken. The full yap is in session, the life stories are incredibly wacky, and I am here for it.

[@dirtspritestuff5850]

ken posted a video without losing, resubbing

[@Therealsubhi]

8:41 bro says everybody think I'm gay and drink out of a mug that say nobody knows I'm gay 😂

[@aight4494]

the intro got me acting unwise

[@skyblock64]

Alternative Title: Ken voice cracks for just under 15 minutes

[@StolenCow]

Kenneth is the type of guy to crash into a family of 4 on the highway because he was bullying a toddler on clash royale while driving.

[@tomatensaf]

Hyped for the Oiled Up Highlights Version

[@manmeergill7047]

8:28 Top 10 saddest moments on the Ken channel

[@Gembbis]

“Me getting memories when he called me a Pipsqueak”

[@magis1234]

slksng

[@Gembbis]

@@magis1234what-

[@goldenlongbow]

​@@magis1234 we desperately need slksng

[@facundogameplay9715]

sigcfp

[@misterionorman9764]

@@Gembbis silksong from the hit game fortnute

[@bluh.5187]

Holy shit the fact you said a random name “ Hermione”, I literally said that name out loud just before you said it shocked me hahaha

[@atmproductions1369]

All Hail Kenneth, destroyer of men and breaker of women

[@knightsoftheroundstable5483]

“Toddlers, my little betas… pOokiE”

[@frog605]

why does ken keep having such weird date experiences

[@thebear2950]

Because theyre men but he covers it up by saying its women

[@TheOfficialMrloggy]

Ken's uploads got me kicking my feet

[@robustjonas]

"I don't know why everyone thinks I'm gay" Ken says as he starts sipping from a rainbow cup

[@Mr.TwoFaceGuy]

Thank you for mega knighting the game. Now we can keep them mid ladder players in there place.

[@xyyton]

Ken is the type of guy to title his video "mega knight is back" because he is attracted his bulging man muscles

[@enn1924]

"Everyone thinks I'm gay" says Ken while playing mega knight prince

[@Greg-cj1fm]

i love how he's just three crowning so many people while dribbling sh*t in the background

[@jonahblack6675]

the mug was actually a genius bit 😂😂

[@001citron]

Ken's trolling in this video is at Ultra Instinct levels

[@MufflesTheGerbil]

8:40 Nice quick sip of his Neighbor's Fart in a Mug.

[@That1guy2232]

He pulls out the rainbow cup when talking about how he’s not a fan of being called gay

[@sparkus667]

Why is this lil bro doing a frank cosplay 🙏😭😭

[@TheyLuvQuez]

8:40 *casually sips a “nobody knows im gay” mug*

[@Cheddarcheese155]

Ken I’ve been going through a rough time but your videos do absolutely nothing to help my mental state but they’re fun to watch 🙏

[@ShiningGaze]

8:45 bro just had to pull out the cup and tried to act as if there was something to drink lmaoooooooooo

[@makbookpro]

I rewatched the intro 28 consecutive times

[@jbosssenpai3266]

mans was on a date and speed dated 2 other girls , speedrunner over here

[@lostvayne3977]

New title: Ken obtains crazy Clash Royale skillZ upon rediscovering he is no longer gay

[@zay-lias]

Let’s be real, we all watch these videos for Ken updates on his life 😂😂

[@zay-lias]

At least you got out of your house and trying. 3/4 of your subs can’t say the same. Take your shots and keep trying my dude!!

[@Superbroze-1938]

oh wonderous day, ken has uploaded to regale me with his tales of sigma rizz whilst demonstrating the disgusting balance of a mobile game. hoorah!

[@squidward-gaming]

Came for the mega night, stayed for the intense story

[@yuwernwan6613]

8:40 Ken with the nobody knows I'm gay cup

[@TheRealTrigan]

Thank you for sharing this story Ken

[@adogewithwifi1652]

I like how ken uses code words only his real fans can understand such as “women” being code word for “men” and “date” being code word for “my neighbour”

[@Greenlittesmug]

That’s was a good, weird story Ken very funny 👌

[@noisyhill6111]

One of the videos of all time i bursted out laughing like 5 times

[@lostskull7467]

When you pulled out that cup we instantly knew that there were no girls involved in your "date"

[@thedude-sp8po]

Ken edging us with a story for 12 minutes only to have the most mundane, anticlimactic ending 🥰

[@Cernochbeater]

daayum the clutch whilst talking is crazy

[@fin5622]

Truly an “erm what the sigma” moment.

[@berserkenyojer]

Bro is out there building his own harem 💀💀

[@just.a.normaldude7013]

Yo ken , in your next Minecraft video you should get a bee and name it Bee-Rad

[@Killerkai353]

Bro every video everyone loses more and more braincells

[@weedysneedy]

1:38 these girls should’ve brought a blunt to this story like i did they would’ve had more fun

[@SaxDogga]

Idk what u mean but I brought a blunt aswell

[@luciusharrison3544]

Ken the typa guy to meet the wrong girl on his date

[@lilzpotato846]

8:38 “everyone seems to think I’m gay and um I don’t fucking get it” - Ken who then proceeds to sip and empty mug.

[@panda123]

ken is the type of guy to have an intimate relationship with saxon

[@SaxDogga]

This is literally the greatest video you have ever posted in the history of videos

[@tman7419]

5:32 this legitimately was the funniest part, cuz I imagined I was your date and you actuality said that

[@natepvps6826]

Kens romantic life is literally that of a sitcoms

This is a ken lore checkpoint

[@0kayArt]

Ken the type of guy to start off a video with "what up toddlers, my little betas, pookie"