Kenny McCormick Reads You a Bedtime Story (Roleplay ASMR)

[@gemmaskylar8264]

So I’m guessing Kenny either broke into our house. And broke the window. Leaving shards everywhere. Or broke the door down with his foot or a crowbar on (Edit!: Or) an axe. (“HEEEERREEEEEE’SS!, JOHNNY!” “HEEEERREEEEEE’SS KENNY!,” Or just broke in and gently crawled through our window or gently opened the door and walks closer to us, gently whispering “Hey champ, *Gently pulls out a book about garlic bread. (From his hoodie or his backpack. (Or his a*s!, XD! Sry!)* I’mma just read you this story about the garlic bread and we’ll be done here.” And then he tucks us in and gently strokes our hair. (Scalp if anyone’s really short-haired or bald. Or neck or top of the nub where the head’s supposed to be, if anyone’s headless., Not to be offensive, that is.) Or he kidnapped us or we just ended up in his house or bed somehow and he just sits on a rocking hair and tucks us in and reads the garlic bread story. And he recorded it all and set up a few microphones for his ASMR practice. (Oh god, that sounded so wrong and creepy. It sounded ALOT better in my head, tbh. But imagine if Kenny McCormick from South Park broke in violently but then stroked our hair while holding the book and tucks us in while quietly saying “Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shhhh, Everything’s alright, everything’s okay., I’m not here to hurt ya’ or rob ya’ *Opens up the book.* I’m just hear to read you this story about garlic bread with my muffled-by-my-hoodie-d voice for 2 minutes and 55 seconds, approximately 175 seconds. Have a goodnight.” (That sounded even worse. ALOT better in my head!, I’m sorry if any of you’d out there actually dealed with kidnapping or someone breaking into your house.)

[@Antonasmr13]

IM FUCKING CRYING "Scalp if anyone’s really short-haired or bald. Or neck or top of the nub where the head’s supposed to be, if anyone’s headless.,"

[@someguy6745]

That was fucking beautiful, its 3 am and im trying not to laugh, and I cant stop crying because of that fact. XD

[@sadcore4481]

What if Kenny has a fetish for reading bedtime story to people

[@QiraTane]

Y e

[@natiixlu]

IM CRYING ! 💀😂

[@kylebroflovski3893]

He has such a way with words.

[@errorwastaken5263]

Ikr… imma cry it’s so inspirational😭😭😭

[@duddu_dalmaitan]

Yes I do

[@errorwastaken5263]

@@duddu_dalmaitan oh hey Kenny :D

[@duddu_dalmaitan]

@@errorwastaken5263 Hey :D

[@errorwastaken5263]

@@duddu_dalmaitan Hru!:)

[@literallylucifer1055]

Kenny Reads you a bedtime story after tucking you in. I can't stop laughing why am I here? It's three in the morning.

[@gemmaskylar8264]

Literally Lucifer How did we get into Kenny’s house?, How did he get into our house?, And why does he wanna tuck us, us complete strangers to him, in our or his bed or or a sleeping bad or wherever and read us the story of garlic bread?, Just why?, I have so many questions.

[@soup8732]

3:41 to be exact

[@Summer-db3gn]

Same here but its 1am for me 😂

[@sabrinaballantyne2231]

It’s 4:42 pm for me

[@tmod3266]

This needs more views.

[@Antonasmr13]

thanks, C H O D E

[@petercha4136]

**Stan,Kenny and Kyle are having a sleepover** Kenny:**Reads a book** Stan and Kyle:**Listening** Stan and Kyle:Can't hear boi

[@M4ssExtinction]

Eric: not invited

[@smartii3s]

It’s weird but I’m proud because someone actually made a Kenny/Mysterion ASMR, I think your the only one who has done it

[@Antonasmr13]

Aaaa ty!! I'll try to make more lmao

[@smartii3s]

Make a Mysterion one this time XD have him ramble on about how no one understands that he does have a power

[@qkr1ss_]

i loved the line in the story when he said "mhmphmhhh" its my favoritee

[@chrisjack5980]

I like the part when he says:"mh mhhhm hm mhmhmh hm"

[@Wasteland_raider]

Me too

[@vinestaffery]

Me, waking up with black everything: My ears with plugged in earphones: *beautiful Kenny reading a story about garlic beard, but everything he says is possibly just him with something stuck over his mouth*

[@canvasism]

This actually makes me so happy lol

[@nuggeteasy7100]

Dude Kenny taught me about garlic history better than one of my teachers would.

[@um6714]

...2 years....2 forking years and I'm still laughing at the:"and that was the history of garlic bread ...........good night ^^"

[@rejectinsect3913]

The bedtime story is one of his play boys.

[@kikilovestea723]

Nice bedstory!

[@user-se2uh9ri1q]

What a good story, it almost made me cry 👍❤️

[@fictionxfae]

same

[@yumaindart]

I loved the part where he said mhp pmmgh

[@dejavu7597]

Best bedtime story ever

[@natiixlu]

THIS IS SO CUTE ! HES VOICE IS ADORABLE ! 💘💝💖💗💓💞💕

[@adamtimelordfishwick4003]

Am I the only one finding this cute

[@sadcore4481]

I’m finding This scary like ok Kenny is just trying to help us go to sleep put I saw him standing in my room I would scream even if I knows it’s Kenny

[@biddleeewho4181]

Imagine he was reading 50 shades of Grey.

[@DrBrightIsBack]

I listen to this as I look up fanart of Pip x Damien

[@Antonasmr13]

Goals

[@hornytweak9928]

*Im obsessed with this video.*

[@starlitskies9004]

Tweek why are you horny XD is it something Craig did? Lmfao

[@hornytweak9928]

@@starlitskies9004 maybeeeee~

[@hornytweak9928]

@@starlitskies9004 kenny read me another bedtime story 👁️👄👁️

[@starlitskies9004]

Why hmmm~~?

[@hornytweak9928]

@@starlitskies9004 just read a fucking story~

[@phillippirrup1756]

What in the world? First it was Eric, and now it's you? Why are all my old classmates doing ASMR?

[@foxc0s13]

Pip..........😲😊

[@smartii3s]

Eric has like 3 videos of this stuff

[@phillippirrup1756]

@@smartii3s Oh dear, I was hoping he stuck to 2 videos...

[@smartii3s]

Ikr

[@phillippirrup1756]

@@smartii3s I feel like I should do some ASMR from hell now...

[@adambolger3269]

How tf did i get here

[@Antonasmr13]

A N D T H A T W A S T H E H I S T O R Y O F G A R L I C B R E A D.

[@limbo8359]

same here

[@DANNNYY]

destiny

[@RockyStone99]

This is awesome XD

[@goofy_ahh_cat]

This is weirdly comforting

[@aluxS_69]

His voice is so romantic 🧑‍🦲 what an inspiring story

[@gemmaskylar8264]

Idk most of what Kenny said? Edit!: He read us about garlic bread. I didn’t hear most of it.

[@baileigh3836]

This was recommended to me- I have no regrets clicking on this video

[@fattycartman120]

Thank you kenny.

[@starlitskies9004]

Your welcome insult mgee

[@jakobcunha1353]

When you misheard garlic as Gaelic GLADIATE INTENSIFY

[@cloudyskies4258]

He do be readin tho

[@PurrrTedi]

YEEEEESSS This is so cute 😂❤

[@michaeljacksonsheeheee]

i expected this but i cant s t o p W H E E Z I N G

[@SulAdica]

What i listen:mmmphhmmmmmmmmphmmmmmmmhpmhmmmmmmmphmmmmmmmmhpmmmmmmmmmhgphphpmmmmmmfjmmmmphmmmmmhpmmmmmhpmmmmmhpmmmmmmmmmhhpmmmmmmphhmmmmm

[@EricCartman-kewl]

Thank you Kenny . I am Cartman and I usually hate you but this is the only time I didn’t hate you.

[@starlitskies9004]

I forgot I did this, I actually put myself to sleep thinking about it

[@hi-sb7qn]

I'm so happy

[@Technilogica2019]

theres no reason for this to be so bizarrely funny just. the muffled noises and not having any clue what he's saying. its glorious

[@oreo4life5]

I'm starting to use this video for bed time😂

[@tlakiwi530]

Is he reading a cooking book what 💀😂😂 i swear I heard garlic sauce Edit: OMG IT WAS THE HISTORY OF GARLIC BREAD LMAO THE DESCRIPTION

[@FOXZENA]

I fell asleep to this XD. Thank you Kenny!!

[@bigboned8349]

No problem

[@KnowledgeSeeker78491]

the best south park related video ever. :)

[@jjoker5]

that story was so inspirational (I didn't understand a thing)

[@colourofair192]

Certified asmr channel

[@AntDaCoyote08]

I'm a fricking simp now. I love it so much!!

[@stonedrei]

kenny is just out here spitting facts

[@therealleon123]

You nailed it.

[@The_Rizzler_uwu]

This unironically helped me to fall asleep xD

[@andreareed8896]

I don't know what the story is about but I love it

[@andreareed8896]

Nvm it's about garlic bread

[@sugarspice8580]

I knew what was coming yet I clicked anyway

[@flaceactro9502]

This is exactly what I expected 🤣

[@retroastronaut5805]

He is reading Little Red Riding Kyle

[@mysterykiddo2167]

Kenny is such good company

[@albarnsbabey5549]

This made me happy and idk why

[@oreo4life5]

1:23 zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz

[@cem.studios]

Me: Kenny can u read me a story? Him: mmmgh mmummm mMm

[@mariekristalquackityfan4087]

Me litteraly putting my parka to understand. XD

[@Vierinler]

THANKS KENNY!

[@oreo4life5]

0:28 I'm getting tired

[@Tailsandknukles]

I love how kenny readsssssssss🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@Noob_-gy9nh]

This is awesome

[@pawz6751]

this is Shakespeare

[@naelyncarebareslovergamer3934]

Me: OMG OMG omg Kenny is taking to me lol Dib: wow

[@marcasenelcuerpo]

THE JAPANESE SUBTITLES I CANT

[@silvinit4560]

AHAH I LOVE IT

[@oreo4life5]

0:25 I'm falling a sleep

[@oreo4life5]

I mean 0:43*

[@TheQueenOfCards]

kenny: **reads the history of garlic bread** Me: someone put some forking subtitles, what the fork is he saying I want to learn about garlic bread;-;

[@kenneth__101]

1:15 sausage sausage sausage

[@J0emama-w8j]

I heard him say rotisserie chicken🍗

[@tyumitee]

real

[@Krewfan709]

Bro this is the best me🤡👹(by the way this is the best lol)

[@evelynnberrier7723]

Wait- Kenny can afford a book?

[@oreo4life5]

I'm getting tired for real

[@jormvid4550]

im like me : poetic Bc

[@nixxinix6223]

The Karen experience

[@sonianevermind7506]

I’m so moved🥹

[@chessy_poof]

Great I understood that very well🤩 ( I did not💀)

[@kennymccormick6495]

Hmm hm hmmm hm hm hm! Hmp hmm hm hm, hmm hm hmm hm

[@gen8089]

I’m supposed to be doing my homework why am I here???

[@tokagamikomaeda8584]

How and when did I get here

[@macyslaysxx8214]

Its 3 in the morning how am I

[@skylarthompson299]

English subtitles please? We need to know what Kenny says. The old account who typed about Kenny breaking into our house or kidnapping us just to read us this Garlic Bread story. That was the once I used to use but not anymore. I'm sorry I'm not Japanese. I don't speak it either. Not fluently. I know some words I think, basic weeb ones, but I usually need the Japanese word in English words and not symbols.

[@Antonasmr13]

He’s reading the Wikipedia page for garlic bread, it’s linked in the description so you can follow along. I have no idea why the subtitles are Japanese lol

[@skylarthompson299]

@@Antonasmr13 Oh XD

[@cheruuma]

How did you get into my house.

[@dr_rowby.scramble]

its really hard to follow along because its super hard to make out any sounds other than Peanuts adult talking noise

[@cuchicuchi111]

What is he reading about I need to know

[@aquastartv1895]

A Wikipedia article about garlic bread.

[@emmbilly5644]

😀

[@skyekat125]

I wanted a goodnight kiss :(

[@churroatole5975]

XDDD

[@kasey-mae6769]

AAAAJAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK

[@spadenonsense1527]

Maybe add subtitles 😅

[@rya.a4150]

this is just random noises, not the noise when Kenny speaks

[@Antonasmr13]

I’m literally reading a Wikipedia page for garlic bread with a blanket in my mouth ☠️ it is not just random noises lolololol

[@Jizzyjaz444]

Idk why or how I got her but I’m not mad abt it-

[@kennymccormick4323]

Mmh

[@southparkmansam5072]

I PUT ON CAPTIONS AND ITS JAPANESE

[@lexsiebates9572]

HAHA THE CAPTIONS ARE IN JAPANESE KZbin THINKS UR SPEAKING JAPANESE👀🤸‍♀️

[@ToyaLewis]

POV: you are Karen

[@Lexington_Concord]

Mhmmhuhm?

[@starlitskies9004]

:3

[@Mirakittydawgishere]

i cant understand what hes saying at all