Who Can Sit On A Cow The Longest? - Kenny vs. Spenny (HD)

[@KennyHotz]

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[@victimizer639]

your hard work is showing

[@SticksAandstonesBozo]

Did you have to edit stuff or just put the thing at the start ?

[@wayne6777]

Give me free entertainment, Jew.

[@garfoonga1]

Its a good thing your feet didnt get stepped on. Cows are too heavy, steel toes actually chop your toes off.

[@wayne6777]

@@garfoonga1 Steel toes fail at 6,000 lbs, the average cow weighs 1,400 lbs. Myth busted.

[@kazzapattack]

nice to see spennys mom making an appearance

[@Snacks6o4]

absolute star of the show

[@chris101ward]

I read this while Spenny was talking to the blonde around 4:00 in, and I thought, "Spenny's mom is actually kind of fine" until I realized what you actually meant

[@derealization_]

Glad she survived the kidnapping

[@NudeJawn]

on my kock

[@FirstnameLastname-o7m]

kinda messed up how kenny sat on her.

[@Indiana_Jones-Z]

Officially the shortest Kenny vs Spenny competition

[@BCNeil]

I think arm wrestling was. Rat race probably 3rd

[@chaytiano6896]

Arm wrestling was shorter

[@menikmati789]

Stain

[@SizemoreMusic]

Technically, I think it was "Blindfold" because Kenny intentionally lost immediately. But Spencer never realized it, so ... the episode kept going, but the competition was over the second it started.

[@mbergamin16]

18:25 - 18:38

[@Tw0shedz08]

Less than 5 minutes in, and Spenny seems like he isn’t even a human being. Gigantic wuss about germs and mud. Tries to touch the cow’s head five times in a row when she told him not to. He asks “what’s the deal with the smell?” Like. He really is detarded isn’t he?

[@nickbell9225]

Seems like every episode, spenny just continues to cry about everything lmao.

[@j.b.8546]

Regarded is the clinical term sir

[@dylanevans7529]

I stg it has to be an act, he shows up with a cleaners suit a face shield and a bicycle helmet duct tapped to his head😂... he cant be for real 🤨

[@GarrettPDGA]

Well, he did come from a time before the terms autistic or aspergers were common. It wasn't really until the late 90s that students were diagnosed. Kenny is the perfect Yin to Spennies Yang

[@colinmalonik9629]

@@Tw0shedz08 he’s the perfect depiction of a liberal 😂

[@MuhammedMuhammed-xd7qo]

I don't know why Spenny agreed to a competition about riding cows. Kenny has decades of cow riding experience from riding Spencer's mother.

[@ChristelVinot]

oh damn

[@newyakkocity8267]

A burn hotter than hells flame

[@ChristelVinot]

@@newyakkocity8267 since hell is a fake place, that would mean anything is warmer. Even cold stuff. So that's not saying much. how dare you diss kenny like that.

[@mastersonhigh1117]

@@ChristelVinotNowadays hell is as real as Reyna is- oh wait!

[@HOTD108_]

​@@mastersonhigh1117 Who's Reyna?

[@xxmsaxx]

Going through some really tough things in life right now. These vids are helping me to cope as best I can by being able to forget and laugh for a bit. Thanks for all the shenanigans.

[@ikilltrees666]

Hang in there bud. It could be worse...you could be Spenny.

[@chris101ward]

"She doesn't like her head touched" "I'm not touching her head" *_CONTINUES TO TOUCH HER HEAD AFTER TOUCHING HER HEAD SEVERAL TIMES ALREADY_*

[@sheenydonut]

'Theoretically it could last days.'

[@vientosnomadas655]

Love to see Kenny consistently outgame and outclass President's Choice David Schwimmer.

[@Mor1adim]

True Canadian comment.

[@jimmyjam86]

These shows are nice because Kenny really reminds me of my dear friend, Matt, who passed away about five years ago. Spenny kinda reminds me of my friend Dan, who, unfortunately, is still with us.

[@nono-es1zl]

Watching these old episodes brings back so many feelings I really miss when they were friends like this

[@T.M3G]

Are they not friends anymore. ?

[@Wokkheartski]

they break up?😂

[@chabbab6698]

Yes

[@paulmacmurray]

"not supposed to touch the head" Spenny then immediately and repeatedly tries to touch the cow's head.

[@BiggDaddysCheese]

"what's wrong with these cows" idk man maybe bc you're dressed like an alien

[@mrwri]

I love how Kenny was genuinely stunned by the ridiculous outfit. Not even sarcastic just literally "What is he doing?"

[@blackbear116]

The funniest part is when Spenny said, "I'm gonna mount a cow tomorrow and I will try to stay on that cow for as long as possible". Good time 😮

[@niclennox2555]

😢 my wedding vows.

[@niklasheterjag]

The editing in the entire series is really spot on. Atleast one or two perfect transitions in each episode. It takes watching the episodes a few times to really pick up how great it is.

[@alongcameawolf5638]

Most underrated show ever. Ive seen every episode a hundred times , I know all the jokes and pranks. I still laugh every time. Thank you !

[@jasonhamon8005]

It's my comfort show. Nothing beats it

[@Shmandalf]

@@jasonhamon8005 me too, simpler times

[@picklejoedeanbob]

This episode is underrated. It pretty much proves the show isn't fake. And shows how much unused footage most competitions probably had

[@ItalianSkillzHD]

I like the fresh start that way Kenny can get some KZbin money in his pockets. This show is legendary and will always have a place in my heart

[@SteveWinter-t6v]

I love this guy. I live in Toronto and this has literally got me thru countless women and drug addictions. No joke. Funny now I’m Quitting my meds from drug addiction 3 weeks and countless nights of sleep lost. Keep posting Kenny

[@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI]

Just toked up and eating a chicken fettucini alfredo with mushrooms and a side of garlic bread. This dropped at the PERFECT time. Thank you Kenny! 😁👍🏻

[@robby1999ful]

sounds bomb!

[@Lupine.]

15:53

[@frogwithpants]

S-Tier feeling. About to do the same now

[@jonathanlatimer9957]

Damn don't lemme just smell it, lemme inhale it

[@gzuskreist1021]

DUDE, weed!!!!

[@joltman81]

I feel like Spenny confirmed every Toronto cliché that those farmers had!

[@BurntMike26]

Damn this was uploaded 39 seconds ago, I refreshed my Subscriptions page at the right time I guess. Hell yeah KvS!

[@USMC0331OIF]

God spenny looks and acts like he should never be anywhere near children lol

[@Undying3001]

Did you see the kids episode?

[@ArcticAirUltraPro]

Hearing all the crew laughing as they run after spenny is so funny 😂

[@JackTheMurderer]

Love how the woman in 7:28 gave away how this all will end. If Spenny just listened he could have prevented his demise.

[@Atme77777]

Steel toed boots for $30. What a time.

[@dkslayerr]

Spenny "What does a cow think about?" It's so fucking good😂 he's so oblivious

[@aros77777]

After seeing these episodes in HD I can agree kenny is hotz

[@GilZu]

Hotz Kenny Hotz 007

[@jasonhamon8005]

Canada's George Clooney

[@hartleyshandcrafted]

hopefully youtube will f**k off this time around. thanks for taking the time to upload these YET AGAIN! heil kenny!

[@MercurialCorsair]

I never saw this episode!!! Kenny being a legend as always 🎉

[@kevinmacdonald9269]

I saw Spenny on the street once, he asked if I knew where the nearest dog shelter was and if they had any pugs. Very strange

[@heathermillsphantomlimb9314]

He’d just come from a homeless encampment and his arms were full of underwear, weren’t they? Authorities still haven’t apprehended the Bum Alley R*pist, after all.

[@vagrantapartmentink1481]

the sad sitcom trumpet music at the end is just *chefs kiss!

[@eddyx92x5]

This is one of the funniest episodes of Kenny vs. Spenny. It’s so hilarious 😂😂

[@mamora26]

The only reason the farmer asked spenny if he was OK was so he wouldn't get sued lol

[@Matti94337]

The Farmers thinking: Those crazy City-People ...

[@CapChronic]

Kenny brought out his inner Norm Macdonald with those jokes.

[@KarupinSama]

This was an odd episode, must've been a pain to edit with the competition being so short

[@gatorhoy0420]

Fortunately Spenny provided lots of footage of himself being a fussy baby, so the episode worked out lol.

[@KarupinSama]

@@gatorhoy0420 hahah too true

[@kylejohn7899]

“I will be mounting a cow tomorrow …” I JUST WANNA, I JUST WANNA

[@rizz_the_dog]

Those farmers aint seen action like that in their lives. This story has been told by them farmers 1000s of times to friends.

[@barretvermilion6359]

"It's all fun and games until we get on these things, and then it becomes a serious competition"

[@cosvak4211]

Good work on the reupload dude, the de-interlace looks clean and the image looks sharp still.

[@jujubulu2800]

Love this show. Thanks, Kenny.

[@itsv1p3r]

9:52 watto from star wars

[@DarthMillennial1]

Spenny misunderstood the competition originally, he thought it was who could mount a cow the longest. They caught him banging Dana behind the silo.

[@Mr.Anderson-101]

"it's horse pucky my friends" - Spenny-

[@vagrantapartmentink1481]

My first thought on the path to victory would have been - fireworks.

[@pommeroi1736]

"What is a cow? What does it do? What does it think about?" still awaiting the answers to this day

[@jase7252]

Nice to see the old CBC episodes. The time slot though ouch. Thank god you guys moved to showcase.

[@iirgendsonTyp]

Hail to imperator kenny.

[@RadioJustin]

Kenny, please bring the live show to America! Ohio needs you desperately. (P.S. - thanks for re-uploading all of these, you absolute legend)

[@SticksAandstonesBozo]

It’s insane they don’t tour America. No chance will they not sell tickets. Might need someone to market it but that’s easy. They would be accepted into the pod cast circuit and that alone 3-5 pods would get them sold out shows.

[@TheTrevorasaurus]

@@SticksAandstonesBozo I've posted on Kenny's facebook so many times trying to get them to come to Vegas it's wild

[@CharlestonCharge]

I saw them in Detroit. Place was full.

[@wayne6777]

If you vote Harris they will go to Ohio. I promise.

[@lieutenantdan8170]

Spenny really tired to rizz up a cow dressed as an alien

[@PortalOfAwesome]

I can't believe Spenny's mom agreed to be sat on

[@Deathkunaset]

Thank you Mein Kenny

[@chKraft]

Not the first time Spenny has sweet talked a cow.

[@fundip12]

filmed near my hometown of vineland!

[@fonducci]

I am happy to see remasters pouring in!

[@opex9]

Payback ghost wolfish

[@That2J]

4:04 watching him wipe his hand on her sleeve makes me lose respect for Spenny I didn’t know I had

[@squidyy9381]

8:54 Spenny wasn’t talking about the competition here

[@ThatBlueWizard]

Thanks so much for these daily uploads kenny, keeping my sane!!

[@gamericon5700]

"spenny this is like a dairy farm not chernobyl." has to be my favourite line thus far.

[@Fluxraw]

"i'm not touching the head" *continues to touch the head*

[@newyakkocity8267]

This always makes me think about the animals we chose to domesticate, like imagine how sick it would be if we chose to ride bears instead of horses

[@Ryan42069]

Watching Spenny interact with other people is so painful

[@realtalk5931]

When that cow took off I lost my marbles 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@metfan099]

“I will be mounting a cow tomorrow.” Spencer Nolan Rice, on taking his girlfriend out on a date

[@Diddster7]

“Spenny this is a dairy farm, not like Chernobyl” as he’s suiting up might be my favorite KvS quote

[@lachazASMR]

Lmao! All that prep and the doofus lasts 12 seconds.

[@nicksirna]

Yes! My favourite show is back on KZbin 🥳 I want to show my daughter this show when she is old enough 😆

[@TheManKnownAsJR]

One of my favorite episodes.

[@joeking6804]

Oddly one of my favorite episodes. It’s just a chill watch, especially compared to the others. It’s peak season 1 vibes.

[@rustyjay2499]

More of this Reviving from shoulder injury, can’t work at the moment, more of this, this is great

[@Koonski]

Again: Kenny goes through with the handshake = red flag 😂

[@alongcameawolf5638]

Channel looks good. I look forward to every episode upload !

[@illustrate303]

20:33 “it stinks!” The way Spenny said that, was so funny to me. Idk why it just was

[@levelmake7758]

14:47 “This is “duct tape” and hopefully it will keep the cooties away.” Spenny you look like a 5 year old boy who got dragged into a sewer by an inter-dimensional killer clown.

[@SticksAandstonesBozo]

Always bummed when this one pops up cause I was so excited back in the day to see what spennys mom would do when Kenny sat on her.

[@CoolAndNormal]

Is Kenny writing off all the steak dinners? Business genius.

[@hurion]

what a good time to be alive(unless youre spenny) Happy Thanksgiving, Kenny!

[@JonBonCat]

Lol! I can't believe Spenny didnt anticipate the cow being spooked by Kenny. I can just imagine the run down adter kenny realizes he'll just soook spennys cow lol. "We need lots of B roll, judt in case it ends fast..."

[@daryllverstraeten9459]

Kenny is quite literally prepared for visiting a insanely dangerous virus infected patient instead of a cow.

[@daveb947]

Spenny instantly loses. He literally broke one of his "rules" he laid out for Kenny by using the saddle. 😂😂

[@monkeyman2590]

Gawd dayum......I laughed so hard. I knew ya won....but forgot how funny it was....

[@monkeyman2590]

The "Don't kill yourself." hug was so sweet. 🙂

[@CyranofromBergerac]

"I will be mounting a cow tomorrow...and I'm going to try to stay on that cow for as long as possible." Sounds like Spenny has another date with Fred.

[@akillen77]

Glad we get a chance to watch the cows poop in HD

[@PenadoX3]

This is Kenny VS Spenny!!!

[@TownyResident]

I love this show so much

[@Doug-w2i]

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom!

[@djstobbe1301]

Spenny is such a tool 😂😂

[@lil_bear]

Yes yes yes upload every episode in HD

[@Gh3ttoAstronaut]

Love you Kenny ❤

[@acrowsnest_t6630]

Thanks for uploading. Also, would you mind hitting me over the head so i can rewatch the show fresh`?

[@feeshifeeshi]

Love this one

[@stephensteele2844]

I don’t remember this one AWESOME NEW EPISODE

[@Brandon18374]

This shit is hilarious😂 bringing childhood memories back to mind

[@Banditt42]

RIP Daisy and Dana.

[@camdenp23]

thanks Kenny

[@normasmith-up7ku]

We're not worthy. Imagine Kenny pictured like with other peoples great leaders. Well, I can't say that, lol, but I think Kenny fans know Kenny's humor, lol

[@VictorHate]

14:29I guess Kenny needed a drink before this contest.