Kerbal Scuffed Program 4 | WAR

[@Joeseppi]

martin for president 2084

[@jaxsonhedberg7515]

Frogge is good president.

[@hahabrrrrr4465]

It’s somehow not a weird sight to see Joeseppi commenting on marticintopants video, like they both do chaotic things

[@MandemGangdem]

I eat hambuger

[@asneecrabbier3900]

@@hahabrrrrr4465 they have the same energy, the best energy

[@asneecrabbier3900]

@@MandemGangdem gamubregr

[@lizard8012]

when the world needed him most, frog man returned with science, memes, and unethical methods of mass murder

[@matthewwilliam9758]

very unethical :D

[@MaddenedInvader]

Some doubters say unethical, the enlightened say super ethical

[@Skippy8750]

Is there an ethical method of mass murder?

[@aegypter1n]

I have been waiting……..and it’s worth it

[@Insuranceagentguy]

...are there ethical methods of mass murder?

[@timothyreed9144]

“This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and what I have for you today…” had me dying. Glad you are also a fan

[@SlyScroll]

If only they knew never to use a Masterlock padlock...

[@timothyreed9144]

@@SlyScroll honestly deserved it at that point

[@heavymetalfishingla]

I love love LOVE this reference

[@antifeline9384]

It’s funny I’m just now learning how many of my favorite KZbinrs watch each other

[@FutureSoup]

Bro same

[@gobiteris8388]

episode 1: how do i take off help episode 4: so this is how you purify uranium and use it in a nuclear bomb

[@BLACKEDSNEPER]

ep5(which isnt real but idc):i nuked an entire species to get 9 trillion funds to make a giant piss laser

[@Greatestswordsman69]

@@BLACKEDSNEPER my head canon is that the factorio vids are actually continuations of the ksp vids

[@Jukantos]

Things did in fact escalate rather quickly

[@Syntaxerrortwenetyone]

As a wise man once said: “Violence is not the answer. It is a question, and the answer is yes.”

[@mrwoodchuck94]

Max0r

[@deadrixhanon1776]

@@mrwoodchuck94 no, it's mandalore

[@mrwoodchuck94]

@@deadrixhanon1776 same person

[@hazeltree7738]

@@mrwoodchuck94 Mandal0r

[@akramgimmini8165]

All Warfare is Based -Shizuka Tsuruki, Leader of the Centipede-Team, GuP

[@jacobszymczak9323]

Kevin: Takes over the solar system using mass precision attacks to take key sectors Martin: Immediatly uses terrorist suicide attacks and doomsday weapons with wild abandon Martin's Kerbals: *Are we the baddies*

[@generalrubbish9513]

it's only a war crime if you lose.

[@riftpowers701]

How many times do we have to tell you that all those civilians were actually armed combatants?

[@dempsey6901]

Command & conquer moment

[@harrisondragon523]

i wonder what mods he used so i can commit uhhhh kindness to the enemy with large explosion's

[@generalrubbish9513]

@@harrisondragon523 Pretty sure it's BD Armory for the regular weapons and North Kerbin Dynamics for the nukes

[@MDzmitry]

"Yes, finally I can enjoy some escapism by watching the funny frog guy" *Kerbal Space Program 4 | WAR* "Oh, are you fucking kidding me"

[@unfazer-v2260]

"Aw yep"

[@bigbadlara5304]

Hello, Martin Citopants from Australia. My Mom hid my favourite sock. She is teasing me with it and I can't find it. This sock (left foot) is really special to me. It holds me and my future children's future. Would you please help me find my seed vault? I will reward you handsomely. Kind Regards, Bigbad Lara from The Netherlands.

[@archer_wsk1408]

@@bigbadlara5304 this is fucked up and i like it

[@combativeThinker]

Did it actually bother you that much? Lol.

[@AnonD38]

NUCLEAR WAR NUCLEAR WAR NUCLEAR WAR is actually not at all an even remotely likely outcome of this conflict. But oh well.

[@laurilepisto6531]

in a span of 10 minutes, Martin managed to commit 3 warcrimes. An Idol of a legend to be looked up to

[@vulkanus7117]

Which ones if i may know?

[@criticato8916]

@@vulkanus7117 Perfidy (baby wagon) Targeting works and installations containing dangerous forces (antimatter station) not quite sure about the third one

[@Randomfactsofwar]

@@criticato8916 the third one would be the use of laser weaponry

[@scribblgames3443]

@@criticato89163rd would be firing upon civilians

[@ayooo454]

​@@Randomfactsofwarwhy is it warcrime????

[@IK_MK]

"Djibouti...has seen better days" This man just summarised Djibouti's history in 5 words Lol

[@a.l.brandt7063]

LOL

[@Zynthzl]

LOL

[@EpicTyphlosionTV]

LOL

[@casualdejekyll5168]

LOL

[@renkalan8587]

OLO

[@scarecrow7025]

Didn’t take long for Martin to go from being a teacher to becoming an intergalactic war criminal

[@tricon6778]

Its only a war crime if you lose

[@FancyMcSchmancy]

He was already an intergalactic war criminal the teacher thing was just a disguise.

[@Zumba_]

Interstelar

[@BL8-vk8xu]

Abandon reason.Return to chaos

[@nickpocalypse5308]

We got Breaking Bad, but this is Breaking Galactic War Crime

[@MaxwellAerialPhotography]

So this was a lesson in guerrilla warfare, weapons design, and the dangers of WMD proliferation, disguised as a KSP video.

[@ajc0072]

Gorilla warfare my guy.

[@TheRat17]

@@ajc0072 It's guerrilla not gorilla. The term is not English, it's Spanish for little war.

[@TheRat17]

@@theperson_12 Damn you right, how could I forget about that detail.

[@TheJudge21]

When I read this comment he was breaking out of his cell so I read it in the lock picking lawyers voice it match up

[@VerbenaIDK]

@@TheRat17 last thing a war over an entire system is little

[@Hal0_The_Synth]

2:43 that shot of the larger ship approaching was perfect

[@rubberdingirapidsbruh]

🐸

[@Jaknoof1234]

🐸

[@hingsunhome]

🐸

[@leopoldao7]

🐸

[@cbortz496]

🐸

[@generalkenobi243]

EXCELLENT. The fact that you took a random stock dude and turned him into a marvelous vilain is absolutely hilarious

[@Namerco]

I mean, martin did force tons of kerbs to commit ALLAH AKBAR

[@freddarau]

@@Namerco he commits "god is good"?

[@evo_burd]

isn’t it funny how that dude is out living his life and that one photoshoot like years ago is now being used like this. Imagine if he found this stuff

[@Namerco]

@@freddarau I think you got the joke

[@bigbadlara5304]

Hello, Martin Citopants from Australia. My Mom hid my favourite sock. She is teasing me with it and I can't find it. This sock (left foot) is really special to me. It holds me and my future children's future. Would you please help me find my seed vault? I will reward you handsomely. Kind Regards, Bigbad Lara from The Netherlands.

[@qwaku4907]

Martin: "I dont want to destroy kerbin" Also Martin: *Starts a Nuclear winter* 25:00

[@nobstompah4850]

kerbin can have little a nuke, as a threat

[@ordinaryfellow2567]

*ITS NOT A WAR CRIME, IF NO ONE'S LEFT TO REPORT IT HAHA, AHAHAHA* -Martin

[@darthball2723]

The you expect anything less from Martin

[@RE-zl7sy]

@@ordinaryfellow2567 wat

[@alert2]

At least it's better than YEETING ANOTHER PLANET AT IT

[@lofvers8907]

This is unironically really well-made

[@shibainu69420]

This might become popular.

[@ultimatememer2235]

85K views in 3 hours 0-0

[@VerbenaIDK]

it is pobably one of the best made ksp series i ever seen and i also lesrnt a bunch more stuff

[@MaestroAlvis]

You know this is filmed by stanly Kubrick, right?

[@holygod8440]

Facts

[@kainoaharris6097]

This went from a peaceful research game to Warhammer 40k really quickly.

[@pizzamechman8380]

"Learn from history to not repeat past mistake" Frogge uses history to find way to wage war as such as our pops did

[@ston210]

He uses cluster nukes he’s worse then our pops😂😂

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

oh he learned something alright just not what the kerbals hoped

[@cz-kick]

I imagine the reason this one took as long as it did was mainly due to him having to troubleshoot the absolute clusterfuck of mods required to make this episode possible, and I completely understand that

[@bodyno3158]

BDA can tell you why it's better to have two seats on a ground-strike focused tactical aircraft.

[@gabrielolvera9843]

I agree cz kick

[@abrahimabumalouh7012]

the martincitopants jokes:✔ amazing cinematography :✔ the story and lore:✔ Last but not least the parts when he teaches us:✔

[@Linuscracked]

He is an educational channel and doesn't get credit for it

[@remkirkthegamer1157]

21:45 The W9 would later be developed into the W19 and the W23. The W23 is special in that it could be fired out of an Iowa-class battleship's guns, giving it a max range of 47 km, but it could accurately fire out to 38.04 km.

[@Jeerin_]

no one fucking cares

[@randomuser5443]

@@Jeerin_i find this extremely interesting as i love the old battleships

[@gosling-vc3]

wait so you could fire like 4 nukes at once

[@remkirkthegamer1157]

@@gosling-vc3 No, you can theoretically fire 9 at once. And each shell had the same yield as the bomb dropped on Hiroshima.

[@gosling-vc3]

@@remkirkthegamer1157 oh 'o'

[@SOVIETMAVERICK07]

Kevin: Spends an hour building an army and taking over the galaxy. Martin: Destroys everything in 15 minutes.

[@Cattywumpus]

27 actually

[@SOVIETMAVERICK07]

@@Cattywumpus no, he didn’t start fighting back for a few minutes in the video.

[@m.s.a.s9194]

wtf are u talking about it was kevin

[@hurb8741]

Martin = Gordon freeman confirmed

[@256a64]

Hello fellow comrade!

[@holster4]

Martin: "I don't want to destroy kerbin" Also Martin: *Recreates hiroshima but 40x bigger*

[@ladywaffle2210]

Technically, it didn't destroy Kerbin

[@holster4]

@@ladywaffle2210 i mean it probably destroyed a few countries but thats alright

[@ladywaffle2210]

@@holster4 Eh, it's just a few countries. We've got more of them.

[@thelyric2751]

irradiate the planet for a few hundred years, it's fine

[@holster4]

@@ladywaffle2210 You're right, australia isnt a big deal, we can make another australia in the middle of austria somewhere

[@voidsnakes281]

“Big things are coming” my man already caused a super nova can’t imagine what else he has in store for us

[@sixberry2468]

Dare I say it, the Engineers expand to Kerbin.

[@corinthianimperialstudios704]

factorio space exploration part 2 of 1

[@vigno9793]

2 super nova

[@combativeThinker]

@@batuhansurmeli8225 Bilious Slick?

[@CleetusGlobin]

0:00 - 3:23 The most unexpected thing about this is that the guards didn’t expect him to watch the LockPicking Lawyer.

[@mojonojo]

Went from shooting a tin can a hundred feet in the air to using an entire planet to destroy another. Love this series.

[@scrubfire14]

and don't forget he started a freaking nuclear winter across a planet

[@panwastaken5337]

Hehe 420

[@zescoot2590]

Martin: "I dont want to destroy kerbin" Also Marting: *Uses cluster bomb nukes*

[@Master-tl3ww]

wasn't that Kevin?

[@Hugh-Jassoul]

He went Cylon mode trying to destroy Kevin.

[@setesh1294]

MIRV go brrrrrr

[@TheSavageProdigy]

Did not expect to see planets be absolutely vaporized several times in this episode of KSP but damn that was worth the wait. KSP season 2??? hah.

[@endmybuffering]

The planet broke before the guard did

[@hankj.wimbleton_gamer-madn2412]

Cadia

[@TheNatybo]

Season 2 when KSP2 comes out

[@timothygladston9209]

@@hankj.wimbleton_gamer-madn2412 Glory to the emperor! May the Indomitus Crusade never falter nor fade!

[@hankj.wimbleton_gamer-madn2412]

Yes battle brother tymothi!

[@fudgecakes1313]

its hillarious how he took a random stock image of a student, and then he turned into an epic story

[@korkulu9758]

I love how this series went from "How to exploit human life in favor of science?" to "How to explode a nuclear warhead as efficiently as possible?"

[@gooberone]

kerbal life*

[@Voltboy1449]

The cia is scared of this aussie

[@gamerplays5131]

Or even better, how to launch a moon at a planet or much much worse of how to use a warp drive to detonate a star's core

[@The.accurate.angels]

@@gamerplays5131 yep

[@jonathansorenson6840]

factorio

[@d_boi9345]

Another fun fact: The giant engine IS an actual concept designed as a solution to an asteroid or supernova threat. There is a concept of one such "stellar engine" using material from the sun to MOVE THE SUN and the entire solar system with it.

[@A_reallyfunnyname]

That’s an orbital structure tho

[@bigbadlara5304]

Hello, Martin Citopants from Australia. My Mom hid my favourite sock. She is teasing me with it and I can't find it. This sock (left foot) is really special to me. It holds me and my future children's future. Would you please help me find my seed vault? I will reward you handsomely. Kind Regards, Bigbad Lara from The Netherlands.

[@JagEterCoola]

The solar sail you mean, using the energy the sun produces to generate force that will in turn be used to move the sun, dragging the rest of the planets with it?

[@kirbo7184]

this man is correct!

[@kirbo7184]

​@@JagEterCoola thats a different super-structure, thats just a massive mirror, the stellar engine takes material from the sun because of a mirror swarm heating up the surface in specific points, bringing thousands of tons of material off the surface and letting the stellar engine blast the sun forward.

[@Javid_74]

Like any KSP vet's journey, we go from curious space exploration to total bloodshed. Very nice.

[@timothygooding9544]

@@benisrood *heavy* use of mods

[@lazerwater6137]

@@benisrood VERY HEAVY USE OF MODS but it is possible

[@corndogacist7162]

THERE WILL BE-

[@timothygooding9544]

@@corndogacist7162 BLOOD

[@corndogacist7162]

@@timothygooding9544 SHED

[@DarkSpyro29]

13:50 Hold up. You sent a Kerbal with a *flamethrower* to take over an *oil tanker?*

[@TheGuardianOfTheRoad]

ORE tanker not OIL tanker

[@RevenantMain1]

The Mart plush actually looks incredibly dominant when looming over us

[@WorthyEpert1]

Mmmm… *F R O G*

[@itsblonk]

Signature look of superiority -->

[@Soulleey]

ABOVE US

[@michaelturk7237]

_"Pathetic."_

[@dylanf2985]

Goat username

[@RushGarcia]

That was education at its finest.

[@corndogacist7162]

Agreed

[@RubyBoopedTheSnoot]

Oh hey, you watch Martin too. I'm finding more and more reasons to love your channel XD

[@Sov.Beowulf]

Lol I have a few of your songs on my Spotify, funny seeing you here!

[@LeetleToady7]

“I don’t wanna destroy kerbin” Five seconds later drops hundreds of nukes on it

[@CoreStarter]

Kerbin will be fine, the kerbals though..

[@helmutstein1178]

I interpreted the scene as Kevin having launched the nukes

[@LeetleToady7]

@@helmutstein1178 why?

[@helmutstein1178]

@@LeetleToady7 many reasons: The nukes were launched from pre build bases on Kerbin. Sure Martin could have been the one who build them, but time wise there are issues; presumably the invasion takes place within one day (since we don't see any night fighting during the montage) so building a vast network like the one in the video, in that short of a time frame, during an active invasion doesn't make sense to me. Kevin having build them pre-invasion seems much more reasonable. Also look how the rockets operate: They get launched from the ground into space before releasing the nukes. Martin is already attacking from space, so why would he transport a bunch of nukes onto Kerbin (during his invasion) only to launch them back into space again instead of just dropping them from one of his ships? Lastly, like you said: Martin didn't want to destroy Kerbin. We don't exactly know Kevin's mindset, but he was already on the run when Martin reached his groundbase, so Kevin going full scorched earth mode before leaving would make sense from a villainous point of view

[@LeetleToady7]

@@helmutstein1178 He set them up before the invasion, because how in why in the everloving duck would he set them up during it, probably far away from the space center, and seeing as he went from having one tank to a whole fucking army in a fairly short time frame, and if Kevin is oblivious enough to let an army orbit above kerbin than he sure as hell wouldn’t notice (most likely camouflaged, and presumably underground) missile silos. So the only person who logically would launch them is martin.

[@tomotime9284]

Martin punching the hell out of Kevin while screaming "WAAA WAAAA WAAAAA" had me laughing more than I expected

[@cherrybee95]

Like he's going "CRY TRAITOR BOY CRY! SEE IF I CARE!"

[@fiftybakedpotatoes]

The -sniff sniff sniff- afterwards pushed me over the edge, I died laughing

[@wilsonpercivalhiggsbury5900]

This was a cinematic masterpiece. This series has been a blast to watch, and I even learned some things from it too. Can’t wait to see what you do next!

[@Bears-Are_Swell]

Emphasis on “cinematic masterpiece”

[@SharkyKSP]

Yeah

[@dismotherefer]

"How will we get this artillery cannon to Duna?" "Why don't we just stick a booster on it?" "You are a genius"

[@BL8-vk8xu]

I salute you

[@theracc9935]

I can now confidently say that I was educated on the scientific applications of explosive ordinances and firearms to be used by the military in warfare by a frog man

[@charlessmith5465]

War. War has changed.

[@VemorrFrantik]

What I've learned that throughout history we've only used rocks and sticks to kill each other. At first it was very manual - then they were sharp and slung with mechanical energy - then we made them blunt again, but propelled with explosives to go faster and faster - then some mad lad made explosive rocks - and now we're on a brink to make them go so fast we don't need the explosives on the rocks any more, using electricity

[@dominiczygadlo9759]

He was a great teacher.

[@zackzamosky1162]

I’m genuinely curious if Martin has a degree or is just extremely passionate about all this, because I’ve learnt more in this series than I did all through high school

[@howtomundane3109]

He studied aeronautical engineering for ~1-2 years

[@Sniperboy5551]

Any KZbin science nerd already knows 99% of the stuff he says in these videos. He studied aeronautical engineering for a couple of years, but most of it seems like common knowledge to a nerd like me. You don’t need a degree to learn about science, you have the best resource imaginable at your fingertips… the Internet. Plus, the educational aspect works perfectly alongside the entertainment/storytelling aspect. Martin is a genius for juxtaposing these two things and making them work so well.

[@snefrohlegromscmgroyegllor9914]

​@@Sniperboy5551Agreed

[@Ethan-op6sh]

@@Sniperboy5551 a bit of a mouthfull don't ya think mate? but yes, agreed.

[@fiftybakedpotatoes]

me watching this before high school 😈

[@R-Killian]

Hey guys Mr 3d artist here, so glad to have been a part of the final installment of this wonderful series. Glad it ended on such a explosive note. Gotta say though, Mart is one of a kind

[@jakobvogt7826]

So you did those planetary annihilations? Was gonna ask where those are from

[@R-Killian]

@@jakobvogt7826 the magic of blender and being in constant pain makes wonderful things

[@WorldsOfWalsh]

@@R-Killian The planetary destruction shots were giving me "Kerbals At War" vibes. A nice nod there. ;)

[@Googbr]

True that

[@ezrarichardson279]

Awesome!

[@80xdplays88]

How in the hell did this series go from annoying kid in class to literally a global space war.....

[@80xdplays88]

@@makingmemesat3AM Well global in context to the fact that it was mostly orientated around the kerbals main planet space war because it was in space probably not the best English though.

[@reihanboo]

@@80xdplays88 🤓

[@penguin6426]

same pfp dude ?

[@Lochanvar]

@@80xdplays88 It's an interplanetary war...

[@80xdplays88]

@@penguin6426 yo?

[@lowtierastro]

I love how one second he's giving us a history lesson and the next he's recreating Hiroshima on a larger scale

[@sprinklesam402]

Creating history as someone said

[@dpet7756]

imagine living your life, you walk outside and see a whole ass planet approaching at high speeds

[@abeardedperson105]

5:47 martin is the only person to experience gravity because students kept their fuckles buckled since the second episode. this is what i call cinema

[@chubskii]

the LORE

[@deadlock8173]

@@chubskii no

[@chubskii]

@@deadlock8173 yes

[@megumin3322]

The frog studends lore

[@adambrowne9361]

Lol so true

[@InvictusByz]

"Frongus" is an example of how weapons with short names can be far more intimidating than long names. ... like The Throngler.

[@funkygaminhaider3003]

*jojo music* my stand name is the Throngler

[@leotenenbaum6806]

Its not the Necromancers Throngler Its THE Throngler It Throngles

[@RavemastaJ]

I don't know why he named it Frongus. That makes it a Frongus.

[@murphyisadog]

Stand User: Ben Quill Dover Stand Name: The Throngler Power: C Potential to develop: A Precision: A Durability: F Range: A Speed: B The Throngler as a very odd ability of making anyone within 5 miles instantly feel the need to be choked. It starts off as something you can push aside, until eventually it gets to the point where you lose sleep over it. Once they do get chokes by themselves or anything really, it resets. But it comes back, until they die or the user decides to stop the affect.

[@funkygaminhaider3003]

The stand can't be seen through normal means either

[@Xylobone-Man]

Never thought I’d see a rainbow frog PNG in a suit engage in a nuclear warfare with one of his very own students whilst commanding an entire space fleet. Boy today is wondrous.

[@Magi..]

welcome to martincitopants

[@Da_Rivulet]

welcome indeed

[@perrysuzuki1747]

Not just Nuclear war! Planetary war lol

[@jeffknowsall8913]

Why did you NOT expect it? It’s goin to happen at one point in your life,

[@grapetape5854]

A visual graphic of the aerodynamics structure of a godd damn frog as png*

[@OmniFarious4312]

" Your going down you sputnik!" martincopants words during Kevin's final moments.

[@ddpp1268]

When Martin wants to end a series, he blows everything to shit. That way, nothing can be salvaged

[@mirandachapman9179]

no one will be salvaged

[@screm1471]

No sequels. Ever.

[@carp6679]

@@screm1471 until of course, till ksp 2 comes out at the end of this year

[@kumien5095]

@@carp6679 if it will comes out this year

[@carp6679]

@@kumien5095 i think it will

[@akalamai]

Kevin 100% returns in KSP2. Didn't see his dead body = Still alive

[@baileyrose4057]

plus the kid who was thrown out

[@hahabrrrrr4465]

Basic logic at CoD: no bodies means still alive unless proven wrong

[@malikevans634]

I mean, considering Martin warped Kevin's ship into his home star, that then went supernova, I think we can safely say Kevin is dead and stankin'.

[@spineriopi6879]

@@malikevans634 who knows...

[@ididntaskforthat8208]

@@malikevans634 but have u seen him dead

[@gamingmoth4542]

MARTIN: *throws other students into space* MARTIN: *straps babies to suicide strollers* ALSO MARTIN: “Am I the baddie?” EDIT: I did wanna tell Martin that I still love the video. Learning about weapons is fun.

[@sprinklesam402]

Well I mean Kevin literally destroy and possibly massacre an entire scientist in the lab and the mechanic to, and Martin only want to take back the base from the revolution made by Kevin, even though he is running away like a coward in the first place, and bully Kevin, so yeah, Martin is not guilty. And about the baby idk?

[@yourlocalretard5893]

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

[@mastershooter64]

@@sprinklesam402 martin made kevin into a baddie so martin is a superbaddie

[@CarryPotter007]

certainly not

[@pigeon_9161]

@@sprinklesam402 Martin created Kevin, just like the US created/financed...umm...most terrorist groups and dictators. Kevin is *a* villain, but maybe Martin is *the* villain

[@soldat6589]

"if violence isn't solving your problems, then you're not using enough violence" -tank fish

[@domiino9112]

Finally, the moment we all have been waiting for

[@Bunker245]

I agree

[@Ghostcat9110]

Months of waiting and it was worth it

[@KaladinVegapunk]

Honestly, i mean when part 1 came out he had like 100k subs haha, now he's blown up like internet historian, already a legend Hopefully he gets scooped up by the algorithm like that JCS insanity defense video that got trillions of views (and spawned like 500 copycat channels, but he's too unique for that haha)

[@tokyomuubii7877]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oYmvc4Z-l6yWrsU sauce

[@mikewizz1895]

yes

[@Dredey04]

“I don’t want to destroy Kerbin.” *Proceeds to nuke the ever living frog plushie out of it.*

[@fernandohao601]

Don't forget he Halley Engine'd Eve like he took inspiration from the Kerbals at War series

[@Sucullentbutter]

@@fernandohao601 and the destruction of proxima kentauri, that will probably leave the system unhabitable.

[@doot7730]

The fact this war essentially amounts to "Yea we nuked him alot" "Yea he was a stock photo" "We also dropped a planet on him"

[@Gh3ttoboy]

Wasent it a moon so technicle not a planet

[@dragon_games1657]

@@Gh3ttoboy . . .

[@MGSLurmey]

@@Gh3ttoboy Dres is a planet, not a moon.

[@reentrysfs6317]

@@MGSLurmey ceres is a planet then I asume

[@guard13007]

@@reentrysfs6317 yes

[@split_atoms5098]

never did i think id be learning more from THIS channel than from a month of school

[@sonicbread]

“I don’t want to destroy Kerbin” *Proceeds with Exterminatus*

[@orzlkiedrzyn.]

I sense a fellow 40k fan

[@sonicbread]

@@orzlkiedrzyn. whats a “k” and why is there 40 of them

[@orzlkiedrzyn.]

@@sonicbread that's between us

[@glenbrindycroft9281]

For the Emperor! Brother we must purge this heretic!

[@kathiecraig2803]

@@glenbrindycroft9281 FOR THE EMPEROR! PURGE IN HOLY FIRE! "I CAN BURN HERETIC'S IN THREE TYPE'S OF FLAME!" -THERUSSIANBADGER

[@monion_official]

3:36 he just casually nocliped out of reality into the backrooms, playing one of the creatures looking at you behind the corners xD

[@BreadCat2]

This series has taught me more about science and physics than any class ever. I'm not joking...

[@thedinosavior]

Same

[@chayettelachica1029]

I know

[@snom6403]

"Ill be back in like a month or so" 2 years later: Too busy being Finnish.

[@ArkayeCh]

I feel like a god when I predicted that lockpickinglawyer joke after he asked for the smartphone.

[@mitchelwendland5195]

That picture is the atomic artillery shell was taken In the nuclear science museum. If you ever find yourself in Albuquerque New Mexico it is absolutely worth a visit! It's sitting right next to a b61, a b83, and a w48 designed to be fired from a 155mm howitzer. Very cool to see the history of the technology.

[@lankyboy3344]

I've been there, it's very cool. 100% worth a visit but unfortunately one of those places you only visit once

[@derpboat9371]

Well. That’s one new thing to add to “ye olde bucket list”

[@sensei_monke798]

My name is Walter Hartwell White

[@munastronaut8147]

@@sensei_monke798 I live in 308 Negra Arroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.

[@cadenbarrett9903]

There was a version of the W19 the w9's successor called the w23 which could be fired by the main guns of iowa class battleships.

[@aldyn4106]

"We use bombs" makes sense "Next step: guns" also makes sense "tactical nukes" seems like a logical next step "Build a giant rocket that is capable of taking a planet out of orbit and crashing it into another" Hmmm

[@John-Stark]

WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

[@BuilderB08]

MORE. DAKKA!!!!!!!!!!!

[@pipopoikapelaa5468]

Use kevin's ship to fly it into star, creating an super Nova. Seems fair.

[@fork9001]

He also killed Obson with Dres

[@SomeoneCalledAdrian]

@@pipopoikapelaa5468 dude Proxima is a red dwarf... Right?

[@talelzayene3071]

Program turned from failing to send a rocket to orbit to programming thermonuclear bombs

[@vypergaming117]

This went from "how to colonize your solar system" to "how to start a nuclear revolution"real fucking quick!

[@AlexInTheCorner]

What a legendary finale. Never gonna forget this series, Outstanding Job.

[@APFSDS]

jeb*

[@quandariusquanglebangle9634]

@@APFSDSlol

[@jetstreamsam3977]

this is only season 1

[@ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos]

this went from playing KSP to roleplaying an entire war what a fuckin series man

[@CIWS-Goalkeeper]

12:25 ITS MEEEEEE

[@romanmay2867]

“nuclear bombs operate on a very simple principle: fish” subnautica fans who know, know

[@brighamruud5090]

🐠

[@Notllamalord]

Subnautica moment

[@uselma]

In factorio a massive spider mech that can shoot atomic bombs has fish required to craft it

[@Weir.721]

Lol. That’s such a great game

[@ct7204]

As a subnautica fan, yes, we know...

[@MysticPoi]

This man made an entire Kerbal series just so he could make make a space war story and you can't change my mind

[@victortarver3012]

5000% base *YES*

[@Ethan-op6sh]

he has spent like 900 hours playing this game recording editing and researching for this one episode i can't believe this man's mind has not melted yet even though it is not far from it lol

[@Khofax]

That intro and final battle looked like a trailer for a movie I would be 100% Hype for Legendary work, I can barely get orbital weapon systems to work and this was just beautiful.

[@fluffyx1556]

Martin: "Kevin, can you please tell me the consequences of Intergalactic Warfare" Kevin: *N O N E*

[@049_plague_doctor]

''i dont want to destroy kerbin'' *proceeds to recreate the cylon invasion from battlestar galactica*

[@harrym6744]

I love how everyone else who plays this game just makes space ships. And then martins just like nah I wanna make a war between random stock dude and a frog.

[@cameliascripet8792]

pretty sure that 90% of ksp players also use this game as an interstellar nuclear warfare simulator

[@20ZZ20]

one of the first mods i downloaded was some shitty war one

[@helmutstein1178]

420 likes! let's goooooooo

[@AnonD38]

there actually is (or was?) a relatively big (for KSP) community of KSP war channels on youtube

[@tbmakana]

@@AnonD38 enterElysium and the World War K was a big one back in the day

[@Tulgr]

Martin: *destroys two entire planets by flying them into each other and makes Kerbin a nuclear hell scape* Me: ah yes he must be the good guy. Edit: oh and also destroys a solar system by making the star go super nova just to kill one guy.

[@MrTux-tw4ld]

The alternative is Kevin

[@matthewbeach2669]

Don't forget the part where he yeeted a second student out into space probably creating a second Keven

[@JuliaJvn_6]

@@matthewbeach2669 war = money

[@Tulgr]

@@matthewbeach2669 that's season 2 of his ksp series

[@yapflipthegrunt4687]

proxima centauri is literally worthless, its a useless red dwarf also one nuke/=nuclear hellscape the other warcrimes are valid though

[@thebiggestcheems]

"i dont want to destroy kerbin" *detonates enough nuclear warheads to make kerbin mostly uninhabitable due to radiation and nuclear winter, not to mention flinging rocks into space destroying most of not all orbital infrastructure* edit: at 25:09 i counted 24 rockets, each rocket has 18 bombs. if each bomb is the b-83 with a 1.3 megaton yield, that would be 549.9 megatons of tnt worth of nukes. and that is using one shot. he likely detonated MANY more. martin is a destroyer of worlds.

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

how do you make a planet inhabitable _using_ radiation?

[@luckymcgamer7747]

not destroying kerbin in the means that the industrial machinary and funds on kerbin are mostly to be retrieved and to be used elsewhere like on that one space base where he used as hq for example, rebuilding there, if he destroyed kerbin with that planet then all the industrial machinery and funds will be destroyed alongside it

[@thebiggestcheems]

@@rokkraljkolesa9317 I didn't mean "use" radiation I meant that radioactive materials would be scattered to every corner of kerbin resulting in most if not all life being killed off. Not to mention the massive nuclear winter.

[@thebiggestcheems]

@@rokkraljkolesa9317 oh I see what you meant. I fixed the spelling mistake my bad

[@tuerculosisgaming6307]

I see The highest kill/geneva convention viaolation

[@michaelgeige3016]

My great great uncle was on the original engineering team that designed atomic Annie. The cannon now rests at the field artillery museum on Fort Sill, ironically where I was stationed

[@byJose23]

Episode 1: UP Episode 2: How to leave Kerbals stranded on other planets Episode 3: Build colonies and M O N E T I Z E A N T I M A T T E R Episode 4: How to overthrow an interstellar organization which leader is an alien destroying a planet in the process and leaving Kerbin in a nuclear winter This escalated quickly

[@Charlie-js8rj]

"Mom can we have Veritasium" "We have Veritasium at home" Cut to the rainbow frog snorting crack and building nukes

[@vukstojiljkovic8962]

XD

[@White_ops_arcade]

The best show

[@nuclearphoenix177]

Of course Martin is capable of going through the back rooms and leaving almost instantly

[@Imp_Rx]

the fact that this ship has the ENTIRE backrooms inside is making my mind buckle the fuckle up his shit and wanna leave

[@theperson6167]

@@Imp_Rx maybe only level 0 but level 0 is like 18M² Miles

[@isnortjarsofdirt6004]

I mean, he knows his walls

[@seththesheriff1275]

"B-BUT MUH INESCAPABLE TORTURE DEATH TRAP"

[@te_rt]

@@theperson6167 600 million square miles

[@outcastedberry]

Kevin has a better story than most characters

[@doubleoof7907]

We went from genuinely struggling to get out of orbit to an epic space opera

[@AstronAndry]

Martin basically just did the equavilent of "I did a bit of off-screen mining"

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

We went from struggling to leave the atmosphere to destroying a solar system with a supernova

[@Herobrinegrn1]

And some BFG division

[@Ethan-op6sh]

no we went from struggling to get out of orbit to a full scale interplanetary war

[@taiyooosun2856]

The production value is insane, you're criminaly underrated

[@mehcro3622]

hes a now a 1 mil youtuber

[@tgreaux5027]

What?! His channel is huge lol. What do you want him to have 50 million subs?

[@jessicaashba6688]

@@tgreaux5027 yes. I do

[@focal_13]

"and I don't want to destroy kerbin" *drops 20 thermonuclear bombs

[@borgurman]

Yes

[@049_plague_doctor]

''i dont want to destroy kerbin'' *proceeds to recreate the cylon invasion from battlestar galactica*

[@paulfrancistorres7144]

@@049_plague_doctor The oceans of Laythe, are burning The red sands of Duna, are burning The fields of Kerbin, are burning The mines of Dres, are burning The lakes of Eve, are burning The Kerbol System, is burning

[@DarkStar-nw8ee]

Not only did he turn the world into a nuclear neptune, he also put a supernova practically right next to his home.

[@antoinetruchot1239]

This serie is insane, from a pedagogic point of view and from an entertaining pov too ! Great job ! (I'm an aerospace engineering student)

[@evoccs183]

@Adila wtf

[@evoccs183]

@@benisrood you need many mods

[@billybobjoejacksonjr2006]

Who would've guessed that the coolest use of the DOOM OST would be in a KSP video I found at 2 AM while incredibly sick (26:22)

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

He also picked the part where the bass is different and adds to the rising zooming feeling that the shot conveyed. Just utterly incredible

[@proxxy.the.faceless]

I can strangely relate since I'm watching this at 1:37 am.

[@RemittentDig17]

Why do I feel like the frog man is gonna become an expert in every professional field just so he can meme on it? He went from industrialist, to governmental anarchist, to space engineer, god help us all if he becomes a police officer or nuclear physicist

[@fashionsoulsonlysouls5575]

bro he explained exactly how nukes are made

[@bigbadlara5304]

Hello, Martin Citopants from Australia. My Mom hid my favourite sock. She is teasing me with it and I can't find it. This sock (left foot) is really special to me. It holds me and my future children's future. Would you please help me find my seed vault? I will reward you handsomely. Kind Regards, Bigbad Lara from The Netherlands.

[@stevenwier1783]

The word expert really lost it value huh

[@Madenity]

Terror ist

[@omnithea]

@@stevenwier1783 Yeah

[@slombardiGD]

My guy made a movie. This whole series is so well done. The lore is insane

[@ziwuri]

"Lettuce begin" will never not be funny. Also, can't wait for Kevin's epic comeback.

[@devinohanlon5501]

How do you come back from getting your ship yote into the sun causing a supernova

[@halyoalex8942]

@@devinohanlon5501 the rest of Kevin’s alien race declaring war on Martin for some reason

[@theofficialtastynacho0898]

what makes you say he'll come back? he got fucking eviscerated and created a nebula from the explosion.

[@chromite_chromite]

@@theofficialtastynacho0898 "Too angry to die"

[@theofficialtastynacho0898]

@@chromite_chromite true

[@skydragongaming7840]

27:30 Mins of Pure Entertainment combined with Elements of History, Mathematics and Physics. mart. I swear to god. you make eductaion fun and enjoyable. Thanks for the great video.

[@cineblazer]

I'm being dead serious when I say I would pay good money to see a feature-length action film directed by this madlad. He has a legitimately insane sense of rhythm and pacing in his editing and clearly understands visual storytelling very well. Like, seriously, give this man a Netflix series already!

[@corbinc183]

So true

[@kaptan_davuk]

Forg guy: İ dont want to destroy Kermin Also Frog guy: *Detonates hundreds and thousands of nuclear missiles*

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

Being a weapons nerd, in addition to a regular nerd, the huge amounts of unnecessary details and explanations of the weapons is SO SATISFYING

[@jckdyr]

ikr finally, a worthy opponent. our battle will be legendary!

[@crezzyt]

Then you should also be a bit bugged at him for calling an m4a1 carbine a machine gun ;)

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

@@crezzyt With how often people call stuff like Carbines, Tactical Rifles, etc. machine guns, you generally get desensitised to it.

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

@@crezzyt Well acktually, the M4A1 is an Assault Rifle. That name comes from the German word Sturmgewehr. The first one was the MP-44, or Stg-44. The prototype rifles before it was given that propaganda name "Sturmgewehr" was actually referred to as the "Maschinenkarabiner", or "Machine Carbine" because of it's full-auto capability. Historically all full-auto capable firearms have been called machine guns. Over recent years we have started to refer only to General Purpose Machine Guns (GPMG) like the FN MAG (or M240) or PKM as machine guns, in addition to Heavy Machine Guns (HMG) like the M2, KORD, NSV, etc. This is not an important distinction however. So yes, the M4 is a machine gun, depending on the context you are talking about. In U.S federal law, all full-auto firearms are designated as machine guns, for example. See I told you I was a nerd ;D

[@scrumbles369]

@@hedgeearthridge6807 acktually the M4 is a carbine, the M16 is the rifle version of the Armalite system adopted by the US military. Also the use of "Maschinen" for automatic weapons was a purely German thing. Machine gun was never a blanket term for automatic weapons. It's a term only used for LMGs, HMGs, and GPMGs. In almost every country outside of Germany "machine gun" was never a blanket term for automatic weapons. The Fedorov Avtomat and Browning Automatic Rifle can each be argued to be the first "assault rifles" and neither of them were referred to as machine guns (even though the US Army modified the BAR to fill the role). So no, the M4 is an automatic carbine even though US law blankets all automatic weapons as machine guns.

[@maxibillion2885]

Railguns do actually have a limit, because the projectile must stay in contact with the rails and therefore creates friction. It's coilguns that don't have a limit, because the projectile is suspended in the barrel and doesn't touch anything.

[@pirig-gal]

They also have +90% energy loss.

[@gamering2354]

thats boomer talk (jk)

[@paradoxgameenthusiast]

SHUT

[@JoshSweetvale]

I like how they solved that problem in Code Geass, with disposable rail cartridges. It's not _efficient,_ but when you absolutely, positively _need_ a hypersonic weapon on a highly mobile platform to shoot other highly mobile platforms, accept no substitutes. It's a bolt-action hunting rifle for mechs and helicopters :v

[@pirig-gal]

@@JoshSweetvale Except railguns are way more efficient than coilguns. They have 10-50% conversion from electric to kinetic energy, while coilguns have it at below 10%

[@nitayyoav]

He's turned KSP into Just Cause 3 in the matter of a 27 minute video. I'm so here for this it almost hurts, amazing, also the plushie is the cutest (and thiccest) thing

[@supernova99722]

The fact that he put through all of this time in order for us to enjoy is just mind blowing. Thanks a lot Aussie frog man!

[@bennett5554]

+1 plush sold, you had me at “don’t lose sight of him, he’ll sneak into your walls”

[@jacklisle3953]

Help he is in my walls

[@MilkyWay-eh9ij]

Nah that's just me

[@dylanprinsloo5568]

23:36 when that blue light comes from the rocket as the music reals gets going is so perfectly prefect its fucking awesome

[@RDC-Roux-Da-Cereal]

Ya know the music? Heard good on my ear

[@armoredreality]

@@RDC-Roux-Da-Cereal My Only Chance -Toxic Avenger. From the soundtrack of Furi.

[@RDC-Roux-Da-Cereal]

@@armoredreality yes!!, thank you for helping

[@Kerm_ie]

@@RDC-Roux-Da-Cereal he said it earlier in the video, along with all songs in the corner

[@Da_Rivulet]

"so perfectly perfect" op

[@crispydiesel93]

Fun fact. Thermonuclear weapons have no upper explosive limit, so long as you can keep adding stages. The Tsar Bomba was a 3 stage design. And the explosive efficiency of the nuclear material increases exponentially with each stage. It is theoretically possible to produce a single nuclear weapon, using existing facilities, that can wipe out all life on earth.

[@bandnvand]

That fact is perhaps less fun than you think lmao

[@blacknwhitegaming]

Ferb I know what we're going to do today!

[@retroicdescent]

@@bandnvand What? You saying Fallout 5: IRL Edition isn't going to be as fun as the previous games?

[@halalouis3814]

noice

[@thegodalex2231]

don't give martin ideas I feel like hes gonna make a bomb in real life