Kerbal Space Program: 25 Things To Do With Asteroids

[@InvictusByz]

Anyone else think the devs secretly give him a secret version of the game without bug fixes ever?

[@MrJest2]

No; he just is or yearns to be a software QE, and thinks of all the oddball stuff users might do that could break the game. :D

[@spacehusky9127]

MrJest2 dude he was making a joke NERD!

[@wetraccs5747]

if they give him a version with bug fixes then hes just gonna find new bugs

[@McSkellyHo]

I think having HyperEdit installed helps break things. It did that for me anyway

[@cupofspiders5830]

I hate that you’re wrong. KSP is full of bugs, expected from such a deceptively complicated game, but on the bright side we can blame it on the Kraken thanks to lore.

[@EATSxBABIES]

When clicking on a Danny2462 video there are always 2 things I expect; 1. Kevin Macleod music, and lots of it. 2. My face hurting from all the smiles Danny gives me (2.5 - about 2 or 3 rewatches because there is never enough Danny)

[@MrBombastic799]

3. Lots and lots of bug testing. =P

[@ErshEight]

MrBombastic799 More like breaking the game.

[@caramida9]

4. Danny destroys the universe... that's like something mandatory for each video...

[@MacSalterson]

Danny is love, Danny is life

[@HDVenomGamer]

caramida9 hellu there

[@CrimsonGamer99]

3:43 If you listen closely, you can hear all of Squad smashing their heads on their desks in anger, giving up on fixing anymore bugs Danny finds.

[@everythinggoodsfeckingtaken]

4yrs later can confirm they didn't fix jack shit. Potatoes still glitch to funk. Asteroid bases are like begging for the kraken

[@bitai683]

i wonder why this happens, somehow the ship loading imside the asteroid makes it independent from the rest of the universe

[@starfirei3356]

@@bitai683 And screwed up space-time, don’t forget that

[@Danny2462]

First video of mine to surpass 1 million views. It's quite a weird sight. I would like to thank my past self for making this, I'm looking forward to being more like you again.

[@modelrc9500]

Danny2462 OMG A COMMENT!

[@speeddemon1092]

BOI! WE WANT VIDEOS!

[@Groxcima]

plz... we are starving... more vids

[@gokudoge7588]

Danny2462 1

[@stevengaming3689]

Get pissed and throw jool at kerbin

[@JebediahKermanClone3971]

I'm glad i didn't star in this video!

[@JebediahKermanClone3971]

***** uhhh...

[@JebediahKermanClone3971]

***** -_-

[@JebediahKermanClone3971]

***** I'm more handsome

[@JebediahKermanClone3971]

***** Fine then. We are the most handsome people of the comments

[@paulmahoney7619]

Hey, it's only a matter of time until you are joined by Valentina Kerman.

[@laykenhinch7804]

1:02 this game is so good it actually shows that when it’s spun on one axis it flips to its most stable axis

[@DaSquareful]

What if we glue wings onto the asteroid?

[@1FbPT2]

***** attach a couple of wings to a couple probes with a claw on them and attach them to the asteroid

[@urmokvagenhaughven1714]

Blade312 DO NOT DO THIS! I have tried this, the asteroid has become sentient and is controlling my desktop! Please, what ever you do don't let it gain power! OH GOD IT'S TAKING OVER MY WEB BROWSER! RUN!

[@CrimsonGamer99]

Glue sounds Un-Kerballike. What about duct tape?

[@johnderouen1038]

That. That is *pure genius.* Someone give this man a cookie! Two, even!

[@TomKristiansen]

That might work, stick some wing to asteroid capture part and the fly it up to the asteroid . and then fly the asteroid

[@average_dude3280]

2:34 I bet this is exactly how ksp 2 multiplayer will be like

[@Mustafa-6331]

I did not understand

[@OH-STUNNER]

I did understand

[@wol_x]

I did understand

[@Datau03]

I did understand

[@Datau03]

And that will be great

[@isocryd]

Mega Mass Relay + Asteroid + Multiplayer = Galactic warfare!

[@TheSkyShaft]

ha! absurd! GIGANTIC MEGA ULTRA BIG MASS RELAYS + Eelo + Multiplayer = Light speed gigantic friends space station destroyer!

[@Spudtron98]

Damn Reapers'll never see it coming.

[@robowarrior2126]

Spudtron98 Can i wait for a bit? im in a middle of some calibrations.

[@Thiefnuker]

No man! Galactic Ball Game :3

[@Gezzman1]

Drop a indestructible kerbal (f12) or a asteroid into the sun/jool!!!!

[@ggreen0233]

That's the best idea I've heard all day

[@55darkspartan]

*cough* with five or more kerbals attached *cough*

[@1FbPT2]

Every time I use the debug menu to make things indestructible, it only makes it harder to destroy.

[@Gezzman1]

Yes.... YES!.. This is what we need!... THIS IS WHAT KERBALKIND NEEDS! We will forge a monster and destroy the planets and take over Kerbin!!!

[@Gezzman1]

You fools we will open a portal to other dimensionssss!!!!

[@C-Mush]

3:00 That FACE i was thinking about buying this game and that face convinced me :D

[@PlinkyVR]

Cursed Mushroom damnit Jeb I told you to stay out of asteroids kerbals never listen

[@damienreed]

Ksp mobile is coming

[@damienreed]

It will be free

[@Cleptro]

@@damienreed I doubt everything you said. KSP is NOT a game designed to work on mobile. SimpleRockets IS mobile KSP, but basically everything had to change. But............. SR2 has nothing on KSP. So fingers crossed, I guess 🤞

[@damienreed]

@@Cleptro it going to be a long time to develop it

[@kellywilson-lawson1857]

26: recreate the classic Indiana jones scene

[@theauralucario60]

kelly wilson whitehead 27, destroy the KSC

[@QUADEeee]

28: Destroy everything in orbit with it

[@lazarus6700]

kelly wilson whitehead that would be cool to see but how would danny do it? Probably some kind of tunnel made from the large plates

[@DKrueger1994]

29: recreate Bruce Willis' attempt to save humanity

[@QUADEeee]

30: Teleport the ENTIRE UNSC FLEET Into it

[@FutureAIDev2015]

no, Danny, I think you still broke the universe

[@fhtre2]

Again

[@josephsheepmysterjsmy1393]

Same thing £(:3)&&(-2(million in the world and I have a lot of money 💰

[@wedgedmouse5020]

Matthew Ferrie is

[@Teirzu]

Visiting all ksp easter eggs Thumbnail 😂😂

[@PlaidHiker]

made my day.

[@ErshEight]

I.. Don't... DIDN'T YOU SMASH INTO THAT GIANT METEOR/ASTEROID/PLANET/GILLY (if it was it's name)?! ARE YOU IMMORTAL DAMNIT?! YOU DIED 2 TIMES. actually, more than that... TELL ME YOUR SECRET!!!

[@lilHamster9t7]

KIRRIM!!! you're still around I see

[@creepernerd101]

Kirrim and his badassory

[@MojangStaff285]

Also made my day

[@ZeGiXMoDzHD]

Hi kirrim, ur my secret agent :D

[@TheORIONPirate]

Came home, had a horrible day, was convinced i now had chronic depression... Watched danny2462's new video, almost cried tears of joy... Thank you.

[@Chezman627]

Sometimes I just sit and think to myself "Have the developers... made Danny... and called it the Kraken?" These are the real questions.

[@Han_Solo6712]

The developers saw Danny and named him the Kraken

[@PKChildBeta]

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[@PKChildBeta]

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[@vincentm.2458]

***** how did you get your name so short?

[@WarMarsM]

If you order now comes with a complimentary HAPPY FUN BALL!

[@Chrisiarty]

Warq Only an additional 10 payments of $999999.99!

[@PKChildBeta]

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[@xxkq0]

I lold at that breakdancing Kerbal, so cool!

[@t2hk_]

the old mk1 cockpit... Ah, memories.

[@perturbthepixel1410]

The sounds of faceslammimg into the astroid made me laugh way more than it should've

[@Reflective_09]

The one thing I expect when I open a danny 2462 video: Dying from laughter

[@Han_Solo6712]

And the universe dying

[@audreymerkel9214]

Danny seriously has the best outro music ever. EVER.

[@pictobloxer5412]

1:42 Jeb is like: Was that good?

[@name.placeholder1965]

This gives me nostalgia of watching random videos on a summer afternoon.

[@grimeyx]

Thought it was going to be semi-serious for second there, unlike the Danny we know and love.

[@HauntedFurret]

But then Danny happened.

[@Sopheset111]

thatzstijn And then 25+ happened.

[@williek08472]

This is the first KSP video I ever watched... hard to believe it's been a decade

[@CodeBroRob]

Yay a new video *grabs popcorn*

[@SephK13]

***** Obviously seeing as it's a Danny video he is going to watch it anywhere from 4-6 times so he can attempt to understand the shenanigans contained within, making the consumption of popcorn a must.

[@CodeBroRob]

SephK13 atleast you understand :D

[@j2_zero]

you'll just spit it out half way through..

[@CodeBroRob]

and not to forget i had cola comming out of my nose

[@headrockbeats]

4:10 the collision had me laughing non-stop for a few minutes. :)

[@DanielPfender]

All hail Danny2462, the grand master of game-breaking!

[@Dargesh890]

DANNY'S BACK! :D Good to see you! I have been looking forward to my KSP laughs, and you did NOT disappoint!

[@Sp33dyStallion]

I got some weird feeling of... Giddy school girl when I saw a 'Danny' video appear in my inbox. I hope I don't need to get it checked out. Someone tell me if you are experiencing this too... ;)

[@D3LTA48]

You are not alone friend.

[@THESLANEDOG]

Your choice of thud sound effects was sublime my good man!

[@x1g5dj7dh4]

"Would it help if I got out and pushed?"

[@Jeagles]

4:24 the thud was perfectly timed with the music

[@casualbird7671]

I wonder, what are your initial reactions to things like these, before you add in the text, when you discover a new bug? I am guessing something like an evil grin w/ optional maniacal laugh.

[@chickenpox5434]

It wouldn't be a Danny video without him breaking the universe

[@thestateofalaska]

oh the smile on my face when I saw this in subscriptions

[@CmdrChrisArcher]

More Danny? YES! Kerbals: OH NO!

[@Han_Solo6712]

Humans: Yesss time to laugh Kerbals: The krakan has come to kill us!

[@villagenumber7408]

You made me laugh harder on 25 then the 100% oh proof try not to laugh challenge. LOL 😂

[@villagenumber7408]

Not oh proof fool proof.

[@calebdiffley6021]

lol

[@aimybwoy]

AdmiralCrazyhead the boat geek x

[@aimybwoy]

villagenumber7 cf cn

[@npgabriel]

That little 1 beside Danny's channel in the subbox brings a tear to my eye.

[@caramida9]

So... did he just became the center of the universe at the end... since everything was moving around except for him...?

[@megasuperawesomestar]

An upload from you always puts a smile on my face. :)

[@mrberyyseimith5294]

damn, this was six years ago?

[@mrberyyseimith5294]

damn, this comment was 1 year ago?

[@letsaplaymario8899]

Jeez, I can't even imagine how you come up with all this stuff xD This made my day!

[@moekitsune]

Danny! Did they get pissed and throw Gilly at you AGAIN?

[@waleedahmed4591]

+TheJewelOfJool The sliced gilly and colored it gray

[@ermildolynxdiamante3611]

+waleed khalid coloured it gay. lol

[@waleedahmed4591]

Ermildo Lynx Diamante gay?

[@sprsae9003]

+Ermildo Lynx Diamante yay rainbow gilly:|

[@theelephantandtherider9536]

the world is now a better place, there is another Danny2462 vid.

[@alicearrival6744]

does the spinning thing attached to the astroid at 2:48 look like a dalek to anyone else

[@Carsonist]

I have no idea how you figure this stuff out, but I love it. Always entertaining.

[@GoldphishAnimation]

Ah, Mr Physics, drunk again, I see!

[@naooho9392]

jeez man its the second time this night who's your bartender? danny?

[@planetearth2249]

Physics: nO, i'M nOt!

[@CrimsonGamer99]

0:36 Asteroid inspector? Subtle. Well played, Danny.

[@thecrookedanvil]

Acyually, ramming a missile into an asteroid is one of nasa's top solutions, so he is doing it properly.

[@kjgilchrist7505]

even thought this is one month ago, NASA would rather ram a NON-EXPLOSIVE item into a asteroid to deflect it :) nether less danny IS doing it right

[@Jeeves_0]

@@kjgilchrist7505 yeah, blowing up an asteroid still risks some (while not doomsday scale) damage as it would make lots of little asteroids. Sending something to simply push against it so it misses earth would be much more sensible.

[@GamerMitchHD]

#25 and the resulting events were the best I've seen in a while!

[@Hombzy]

I literally just came to your Channel to see if you have a new Vid and BAM "1 minute ago"

[@FloBox52]

Me too! :D

[@mrpancake8888]

Watching old vids and the Kevin Macleod music is giving me a bunch of nostalgia

[@anton996]

1:31 I cant stop laughing xD

[@Silver_Arrow_6]

LMFAO! Those sound effects, lol. The break-dancing had me rolling.

[@Jimmy-lm2eg]

2:13 BLUB!!! Blub?! Bluuub! (3 kerbals)

[@AHSEN.]

This is great. Going in my 'Best videos ever' playlist.

[@cmiso1]

19. imagine if that happened real life..... million to one chance.

[@senseiadam-brawlstars9465]

More like a trillion trillion trillion to one chance

[@davidlynge5889]

Your videos are always the highlight of my subscription feed. thanks for the new video!

[@Mossyz.]

is this a game ?

[@edusandalo]

no, its real life

[@davidk1308]

leighmossien2009 Yes.

[@Mossyz.]

***** Ah....right...thankyou...x

[@Mossyz.]

*****:p

[@TheGremlinsParadise]

+leighmossien2009 hahah indeed.. its indeed a hard game to learn and many mistakes will go throw before you get it right. Mechjeb can help you a long way ;) But its one of the most freaking awesome games every played haha.. even played it more then all Call of Duty combined right now lol Very fun and very addictive

[@LOOKOUTITSANGLE]

Holy I remember watching this when I was younger damn

[@BannAnOnMe]

wait, there are asteroids? :0

[@whoeveriam0iam14222]

sounds like you just woke up underneath one

[@SabbGamer64]

Are there* Yes btw!

[@lesiofox]

Keralyze You know that he's asking a confirming question, not just a regular question? "Wait, there are asteroids?" counts as a grammatically correct sentence.

[@BannAnOnMe]

long time ago i played KSP :D time to beginn again

[@SabbGamer64]

Yeah it is!

[@TheCalmPsycho]

Heeeey! I checked your channel last night wondering where you were! Glad to see your exams are finally over and you will be back to prevent me murdering someone from lack of new content from you!!

[@terranova139]

Why are these missions manned?

[@1967sluggy]

The better question is: what sane space controller let's Danny near missions?

[@canuckdude22]

It's Danny. What did you expect?

[@halowraith1]

+Bazingaman 117 those who question danny are banished to eternal torment in the domain of the kraken.

[@NathamelCamel]

The all mighty Kraken needs sacrifices

[@ThatGuy-ju2vj]

+HashtagBlessed FOR SCIENCE!

[@SeaLeg]

.24 is coming up! I can't wait for Danny to post the most hilarious update video in history! (no pressure)

[@ced3308]

2:57 I'M AN ASTROID :D

[@jodiepama9359]

This had all 2 things a Danny vid should have: 1: Comedy 2: Breaking the universe at least once.

[@jacksongaming854]

0:30 head butt an asteroid

[@RB98121]

This made my day a whole lot better, thank you Danny

[@RB98121]

Oh, and yes , only breaking time and space is an improvement lol

[@hans_____]

*THUD*

[@JoMiMi_h]

hans *_THUD, THUD, THUD_*

[@ironmanTetsuoTV]

The sound effects for :25 were perfect!

[@Kushothe]

Wow, first comment, such hate, much hypocrite

[@ErshEight]

Ekhem... Coś ci się nie udało PANIE TRAMPKU!

[@Kushothe]

Cii, oni nie wiedzo

[@ls200076]

Broventures30903 lol me tooooooo

[@redwildcatvrs-alt-acc2308]

Wow, much blueshell

[@ryanrising2237]

You know what, I think that IS an improvement! A gold star for you, Danny!

[@manoflead643]

victory! I am under 50 likes! (and first disliker)

[@HerrPotet]

Fuck you c:

[@HauntedFurret]

That is not something to brag about... Why are you even here if you don't like him?

[@ErshEight]

How could you hate Danny? Just watch his videos and tell me you didn't laugh and I'll give you 20$.

[@manoflead643]

Puktronikowy954 I didnt laugh. because I've watched them all about ten times... also, i didn't dislike the video :P

[@Unethical.FandubsGames]

David Webster You watched this video ten times and then you disliked?

[@WWEdeadman]

Siriously, I break games a lot, but you are the grand master of breaking KSP for sure. Great video.

[@TheCodedCockerels1]

I have literally only just started watching your videos and I am already finding them hilarious! :D

[@Wm7forthewin]

kool

[@anch5399]

0:21:The KSP version of the NASA dart program, our only defense against killer asteroids.

[@DrEviLIV]

The most funniest thing I have ever seen, huge like for you

[@diegofloor]

Yes!! Dannynumbers video :D Always my favorite youtube thing. By the way, that EVA bug seems to be all over these last updates. Really annoying. And asteroids are also so rich in bugs they are probably physical manifestations of space krakens.

[@byronviljoen4899]

Stay active bro, your content is brilliant!

[@curiouspotato73]

I waited for danny video since last week!

[@AlexXxX4848]

If there's anyone we can trust to break KSP almost always, it's Danny. You rock dude!

[@theairispure4314]

3:34 You timewarped so fast it made the Mun vanish.

[@hobbitcraftwithtrex]

Finally another Danny video!

[@dylaneric838]

Your videos always make me happy

[@tophatjoe5042]

You're improving alirght... the gods must be furious instead of destroy-him-at-all-costs

[@robot797]

dear danny thank you for this video i almost thought you were gone

[@robot797]

that explains alot

[@Wolfcube2449]

3:00 that is sure one happy kerbal head.

[@frankiecarias5071]

Dang man you are one of youtubes best kept secrets its amazing that you don't have 1 million subs. Love your vids keep doing what your doing

[@LAGWARgamingcentral]

Well i think it is because he doesnt upload as often( sadly ) and ksp isnt that populary. Multiplayer will make it more entertaining

[@frankiecarias5071]

Yeah but he makes the complexity of ksp go away as he turns it into comedy

[@Robohac01]

Lol That kerbal sticking out of the asteroid made mi day :)

[@setesh1294]

Dude. The Doctor would hate you for that last bit.

[@akopyl]

When I see a new Dannys video, I like it even before watching cuz I know that it will be awesome!

[@Aerolfoz]

Danny video! Hype!!!

[@BenKinst]

Short but precious :-) Greetings, Ben

[@Breyfogle126]

ha, great video danny, your kerbal humor always makes me laugh. The 25 glitch was genius.

[@justuni8735]

I get angry cause of bugs, Danny2462 has fun playing with bugs. Conclusion: Adopt Danny's playstyle for maximum fun.

[@MrRayman5566]

Haha i've been subscribed since he was on 3k subs and he keeps getting better and better

[@thedoom3084]

"Goodbye!" "Woosh!" *dies of laughter*

[@Fareandheight]

I KNEW you loved the whip, and would use it again :P