kermit being kermit

[@naomi23]

original videos here :) kzbin.info/aero/PLlTDAR0XTBVjEjA0F3Hk8X8Vzg964NYNu

[@allieoop.]

thank u for feeding us some delicious content

[@SivaSiva-oc3jf]

Thx for sharing the videos u used. I don't have to search for long.

[@user-ck9lm6xi1o]

THANK YOU. I didnt know where the staring at the wall clip was from!

[@nahen8937]

He’s so human it’s almost scary

[@CaitlinKimble14]

Naomi which one has Kermit carpet swimming?

[@mastermikeful]

I’ve never seen a dog so comfortable yet uncomfortable at the exact same time

[@davidmagar9984]

My personality is pretty very much like him. Though I don't cry much like him though.

[@Kami-zv8iv]

@@davidmagar9984 2019 teen in a nutshell

[@davidmagar9984]

@@Kami-zv8iv life bro

[@kms1011]

I think he’s accepted being constantly nervous so he’s content, But really uncomfortable

[@Dana-gf1dl]

*XD*

[@shanel685]

I'm low-key scared kermits just gonna start talking one day. He's strangely human. Like a tiny, emotionally disturbed skinwalker

[@nerveagent1905]

Accurate. Who'd he kill though?

[@shanel685]

@@nerveagent1905 everyone

[@thequeenofsnakes5225]

"emotionally disturbed skinwalker" That's how I'm describing myself from now on thank you

[@dee...]

@@thequeenofsnakes5225 that's what my therapist describes me as.

[@Indigo_404]

Snugget Kermit is a skinwalker that never turned back

[@tas6029]

"We have two dogs and one 'other' " sums it all up pretty well...

[@thecutestthingyoueverseen3690]

Is Marble a dog ? he s a goldfish

[@WolfDLuna]

Now they have 2 dogs, 1 other, and 1 bunny

[@cameronmagnan1616]

Mable is the other

[@sashamaksimovic6721]

- { Chloe Meza } - You’ve made many spelling errors so let me correct them: Marble is cute, Kermit is an angel and they both need more love. Fatty always gets the attention it’s not really fair in the videos, she’s a nasty brat all the time unironically, she might need discipline but Kermit and Marbles need more love

[@thebaIding]

@@sashamaksimovic6721 no, u made an ERROR. Marbles is an angel. Cermic is nasty boyo and pəeshes is cute. Jenna always gets the attention and it's not really fair.

[@seraphmaniskas2635]

"we're gonna play a game called the be quite game" *š cç řę æ m* "you're losing"

[@theriseofthefreg2687]

_q u i t e_ *REEEEEEEEEE*

[@TDIdialgagirl]

*Jenna* "it's called the quiet game..." *Kermit* [Cries in despair]

[@theriseofthefreg2687]

*_Slams reverse card_* No u

[@theriseofthefreg2687]

It's obviously spelt kwuyet

[@dumbgayenby]

VYCanisMajoris This is one on my favorite comments on the whole video

[@mop9091]

Normal dogs: toy! Kermit: *söäp*

[@ancermet6734]

Now I gotta wash my mouth out with śóáp

[@nothankyou7452]

Other dogs : ball. Kermit : an intellectual, søäp

[@kirvish520]

kinda true but my dog likes stealing my keys

[@crimsondynamo615]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJ29fomAbqZjZ5I

[@bigolenate1678]

It smell of many Spring, BRÖTHËR

[@willd.4808]

His feelings are just too big for his little body 🤧

[@thatbitchnoemie]

That's why they won't fit inside...

[@nerveagent1905]

He feeling too big for he gotdamn him

[@musicalmegan1401]

Same

[@joshblack67]

Literally me and I hate it so much

[@annieslegend]

They call him *NASTY BOI* but he dont fucking care

[@michaelastandridge8617]

My favorite is him watching them eat and they don't even notice

[@dee...]

I feel like Mad World ought to be playing in that scene lol. Kermit pops into the picture, "all around me are familiar faces..."

[@kerttuolen2333]

He is taking care of them

[@meganfaith4052]

J and J looking into the camera when Kermit does anything is my favorite thing

[@ValerieLee_mexican_ginger]

Kermit, a nasty boi: *cries in existential crisis* Jenna, a loving mother: "Do you want your soap?" Julien, a confused father: 😐

[@cwazykitten7806]

I though it said "Kermit a nasty boi dies in existential crisis"

[@feline256]

Never enough Irish Spring to overcome that Nasty.

[@rosepetalsfly]

“WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH?”

[@dee...]

*chews extra fast and swallows aggressively*

[@midgematic8659]

One of my most favorite Cermet moments tbh

[@bianca1506]

Kermit: “A KNIFE” Jenna: “NO”

[@iwhsudiiuzhx7454]

IRISHGREEN

[@Nokomomo22]

I love you so much but you *TEST ME EVERY DAY BOI*

[@CelesteGoldfish]

i feel like kermit thinks julien is his boyfriend lmao

[@nerveagent1905]

You're right and you should say it

[@joshblack67]

Can you blame him tho?

[@aset2663]

Who wouldn't want Julien as a boyfriend honestly-- (I mean other than the people who don't like guys but still)

[@thegillmachine]

@@aset2663 i mean Im a lesbian but i would accept Julien as bf just because he’s so iconic i feel like i have to

[@CampestCowboy]

"We have two dogs and one 'other' " is the underrated quote of all time

[@englishmajorloser]

i'm cry laughing at the absolute pure panic in his eyes at 00:20

[@artcarrol9293]

Do you mean the panic in julien’s eyes or Kermit’s? 🤣🤣

[@kittye8340]

Art Carrol both

[@itzbeacat799]

why not both 😂

[@cranburrey]

The way he's touching his chest and trying to speak to Julien with the language of God shows how superior he is to all human beings. He's a prophet of God!

[@KeeganRusz]

I keep rewinding that shit 💀💀 lmfaoooo

[@Natalie-101]

kermit being kermit: *80% crying*

[@t.m.gacutan5523]

sometimes kermit looks uncomfortably human

[@dee...]

SKiNwAlKeR

[@nerveagent1905]

Skinwalker with anxiety

[@Aurora-bg8pz]

Skinwalker this is proof of skinwallers at this point.

[@randomcommenter7900]

Wtf is a skinwalker?

[@happenedbychance3392]

*cricket

[@agarcia3986]

‘We have two dogs and one other.’ Nah y’all have one dog, one zombie, and....whatever version of swamp monster Kermit is.

[@frosinicapandispan5534]

Swamp.monster, i can't :)))

[@Geeky.rainbow.vampire]

A nasteh swamp monster

[@rebeccaellis1184]

I genuinely can’t tell who is more concerned at 0:26

[@cranburrey]

It seems like Cement is trying to communicate to Julien with his strong emotions.

[@RobinGutz]

A deity came into his body and is trying to communicate so many things life the meaning of life and all that third eye opening stuff

[@taylorromero1940]

My dog literally started to freak out wtf what’s he saying

[@cinnamonpanda6040]

I WAS A HUMAN, I KEEP MY MEMORIES, PLEASE CONTACT MY FAMILY IM NOT DEAD

[@sethhowell198]

He’s telling our feeble human ears the secrets of the universe. Sadly only fellow canines can understand his cries.

[@cranburrey]

@@sethhowell198 It seems like he's speaking the language of God. And only animals can understand. That's why my goldfish was swimming in circles around the bowl when the clip of Cement speaking to Julien.

[@aset2663]

@@cranburrey holy fuck **Cermet is a God**

[@green2709]

Sometimes I feel like a Kermit

[@ceejyweezy]

Sometimes I feel like Cement too

[@mangobubblegum]

Sometimes I don't. Most of the times I do 😂

[@astrowiz3544]

Every second of my life I feel like a Cermet

[@nohorizons6526]

Green you, ok there buddy?

[@zoeee___]

“do you want your soap?” 😂

[@itsthemozzmeister9720]

yup the funniest bit! .

[@taliscat]

How about a compilation of every time the dogs were in the background? 👀

[@beeleg]

sama kun that would be a 10 hour video....and it would be amazing omg

[@Jellyfish146]

"Jenna Marbles but only when the dogs are on screen"

[@idk.-.3085]

@@beeleg you mean a 10 *_-year-_* video

[@danasantos6949]

Jenna's unconditional love to Kermit will always amaze me and I hope one day I'll learn to love like that

[@natashawright6145]

The last clip is like that vine where the daughter starts walking away all goofy (like a penguin) and the dad bows his head in disappointment!😂

[@DanielFoxy1999]

Do you know from what video it is from?

[@Indigo_404]

This is like a highlight reel: -Crying -Nasty -Wheezing -Carpet Swim -Soap Fetish -Begging For Attention -Neck Zit -Awkward Pose -Makes J&J Question Sanity

[@JohnDoeihyt]

This is If anxiety became a dog

[@maddietaylor7748]

He’s so comfortable at being uncomfortable

[@heyitsangel6742]

0:14 Kermit: *spilling his heart out to julian 0:31 Kermit: thank you for liatening

[@pariahcarrey]

Hey Its Angel so sweeeet

[@heck1286]

AWWWW OMG

[@theab3957]

He's so darling

[@caseyg3197]

If you do not pay attention to the cermit he will not grow.

[@ceejyweezy]

If you touch your Cement it will not grow

[@caseyg3197]

v i b e s LMAO SO TRUE

[@Let-the-fandom-begin]

**Proceeds to not pay attention** Cermit shall never grow

[@toils8722]

If u breath your cermet will not grow

[@theab3957]

@@Let-the-fandom-begin Excellent, then he shan't die

[@ams_1046]

Poor Cermit. He's just an emotional guy!😪

[@dee...]

Walk in paint? Cry. Need soap? Cry. Hungry? Cry. Nothing happening? Cry. Isn't your birthday? Cry. Is your birthday? Cry. Want attention? Cry. Get the attention you wanted? Bite!

[@nerveagent1905]

@@dee... injured? Don't make a SOUND

[@cranburrey]

Falls in the pool? Neutral.

[@madelinegrubb3434]

Just noticed she is wearing a shirt Julien bought her in the first clip. Step grandparents barbeque for the win

[@alejandraquiroga3036]

Omg I literally went back just to make sure.. I guess . They finally went to the step- grandparents bbq 😭💗

[@nateroo1486]

You think Kermit knows something we don't and that's why he's always on the verge of tears?

[@maazi-moo8153]

Nate The Great yeah he probally knows when the world is going to end

[@lunatea3512]

I love that dog. I still have to come back and watch him every few months for a good laugh 🤣

[@dushdjtoedushdjtoe3298]

Please make “five minutes of Kermit having a soap fetish” my queen Naomi

[@Stormblast729]

Kermie is too adorable! I would love to dog sit this sweet little dude. He can have all the soap parties he wants, along with lots of hugs, kisses, belly rubs, and play time. Can't help but love the little guy.

[@rosemilkboba]

I'm so used to seeing the clip at 00:20 with the "help me I'm giving birth" annotations that the original seems unnatural

[@mishapenmoonmoth]

5:58 kermit: *cries in cermet* jenna: “omg... you want your soap?” julien, in awe: *”YoU wAnT yOuR sOaP ¿”*

[@gabbidurham]

I feel like people don’t say that Kermit is legitimately cute

[@frankjohnson123]

I understand how some people would be grossed out by him, but he’s by far my favorite. So weird and charming

[@heck1286]

frankjohnson123 I love him so much my heart hurts

[@lourdeswhitener9713]

I know

[@Mjauritz]

He's one of the cutest dogs ever

[@lourdeswhitener9713]

He is ADORABLE!!!!

[@jackieramirez632]

he protecc he attacc but most importantly naomi is bacc edit: thank u for ze likez

[@deadline183]

I love Kermit's double chin when he is laying down.

[@moav9915]

ive never seen a dog confused and understanding at the same time

[@maryfreebed9886]

I like Kermit. He's made of nonsense and crying.

[@zwinny0408]

Kermit's screams of pure panic always set off my dogs maternal instincts, and he tries to find where the crying baby is.

[@mavohq]

1:59 i feel like this is such an underrated clip the fact that he does this is fucking hilarious to me, and the timing on “watch him face the wall” *proceeds to face the wall*

[@OofertonMS]

Kermit cries, for he wants the suffering to end.

[@voltxmilk]

No one: Cermet: *heavy breathing*

[@OneworldOnelove36]

Kermit is such a weird dog. He's great.

[@evie3552]

Wow haven’t seen you in a while! Welcome back❤️ This was Hilarious😂 *N A S T Y B O Y*

[@ellenmayo]

I love your profile pic! Lol.

[@lilitheden748]

He’s just adorable. A one of a kind puppy. Do you know that there a Kermit like cats? My little black Tigger has the same adorable uncatlike human sort of behaviour.

[@themanwhosayshey87]

It started with "AWW HE'S SO CUTE I'M CRYING. LOOK AT HIS TAIL" to "He's so NASTY"

[@MissyLilMiss]

I love the way he rubs himself on and around soap bars! 😂 I’ve never seen a dog or cat do that and it’s so cute and fucking hilarious

[@ThatGuy-pf5od]

0:12-0:33 *Kermit talking to the therapist about the day's problems like...*

[@minx2528]

I was sick in bed, with a fever, feeling miserable.. Now, I am in tears laughing!! Thank You!! 💋

[@scivnce4273]

Prauing you get well soon

[@redofthewolves]

I'm drunk but Kermit crying sounds exactly like my dog and now I miss her so much 😭

[@mayacampbell3241]

Don’t do anything stupid

[@savedbygrace5422]

Maya Campbell 😂😂😂

[@potassiumnitrate420]

Poor Kermit. He looks like he's gonna cry all the time.

[@kayleecaca]

His whine and scream is exactly what my dog sounds like when she gets excited. She also looks like Kermit and she is very nasty. They're also the same age. My dog is basically the female version of kermit

[@Mjauritz]

Is she an italian greyhound?

[@kayleecaca]

@@Mjauritz no, she's actually a dear chihuahua so she just has longer features and a bicycle seat head lol

[@cosmicsugarbunny1832]

Kermit is so awkward, he’s my spirit animal.

[@majoras-mask64]

when he said "eEE EE EE AE EEE AEAAAA EEE"...... i felt that

[@joserodriguez-ky5qj]

Kermit is veryyyy beauty and the most adorable dog in the world!!

[@Tart.3x5]

Kermit: being Kermit Peach: does nothing Marbles: 👁️ 👅 👁️

[@afriendlybearlad8732]

Kermit is basically me when I come back from school getting ready to sue the principals ass

[@cracklasco]

"Our *CAT,* named Kermit" Lmao

[@anahitajarrah3058]

Kermit is just adorable.

[@joshblack67]

i love kermit so much

[@Jaguarstudios8379]

Kermit looks he's always having an emotional breakdown

[@drgrape4302]

Kermit stands by his food bowl because he doesn’t want marbles to be lonely

[@ObeyTheAlien]

Tim Bo obviously you’ve never seen the video of Kermit At marbles’ birthday where he bites marbles for his bday cake

[@drgrape4302]

ObeyTheAlien brotherly love

[@stiickycake]

kermit whining is basically me, not wanting to wake up at 5 am for work

[@MsAlyssaB1]

"What do you have in your mouth?" *Stops chewing and blankly stares*

[@nerveagent1905]

He KNOWS

[@Kingofdeadpool]

That dog is having all the existential crises

[@skittlemuffin]

clicked on this video knowing full well it would be a mostly-crying-mostly-nasty compilation

[@BionicMoss]

With Kermit everydays a mental breakdown

[@ejsims143]

this IS the wholesome content I signed up for

[@Nainai1001]

I FUCKING WHEEZED WHEN KERMIT MAKES A DOUBLE CHIN LOOKING SO FUCKING DERPY AS HELL!!!!! I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES FROM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭

[@stephanieengle6771]

Can,we all just agree that jenna and Julien are the cutest most realistic couple on KZbin and they have the cutest most realistic fur babies and the most realistic representation of a life with wack ass fur babies

[@mst3kanita]

Poor Kermit ignored while bunny gets all the attention right now.

[@radicalrobotz]

0:14 6 year old me trying to explain my nightmare to my parents at 4am

[@Kailovesfrogs333]

I feel like Kermit is just being haunted by something so he's always scared this dog is not normal something has to be wrong 😂😂😂😂😂

[@GGlitchSG]

Kermit: kries Julen: goez into another dimension

[@rationalconsumer6133]

Kermit is a strong contender for the funniest dog I have seen on the internet

[@PureRedLotus]

"No touching with your snouts." *not even a second later* "KERMIT!"

[@polarashes4980]

This is just too adorable

[@jessicahollen]

Watched this with my dog who was VERY concerned.

[@nerveagent1905]

He KNOWS there's something wrong with this dog

[@Fitzy_Fitz]

Kermit: creator of depression

[@ryebread9299]

He is truly a National Treasure.

[@harmonypon7380]

I feel like Kermit is just a man who was forced into the body of a dog as punishment for his crimes against humanity and as much as he screams, no one will understand. He just wants to feel human soap on his skin again

[@AnjaniAkulaGS]

Cermet looks like a human soul is trapped in his body but is crying to get out.

[@LPSfreakable]

Kermit acts exactly like my dog it’s unsettling

[@IAmEzrael]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BUT YOU TEST ME EVERY DAY BOI!!! luv you nasty boiiiii!

[@dee...]

One of my favourite moments ever! Lmao.

[@SkellyHVH]

Kermit's back looks like a burnt hotdog

[@qcumberSodazz]

all those emotions in one little BABY 😭

[@thepumpkinlord643]

Kermit is the living embodiment of the “why are we here just to suffer” speech

[@jaws1754]

2:57, every time this video get recommended to me I have to see this. So this is my time stamp.

[@rita6355]

0:16 _father I know all things I know the meaning of life and the purpose of the earth why the sun rises and falls and I love you so much and I adore ours ans mother's time together but I am trapped in this small nasty Greyhound body and I have no way to express my emotions and it causes me great anguish father_

[@dogeiscutedog]

Kermit is just so cute no matter what he does

[@maddy_houl]

Kermit is my spirit animal

[@nyxxaos5673]

my theory is kermit is a prophet/seer/medium and he's having vivid visions

[@allykins1767]

Kermit is like a tooth, he can feel only one thing; and that is discomfort.

[@tckk8902]

6:13 marbles like "wtf is even my family"

[@mollylikesspace]

I'm so glad jenna has Kermit because I dont think anyone else would be able to handle it

[@WeeklyGoodies]

I love Kermit so much honestly