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@enlightened_hippie8003 жыл бұрын
I commented a while back that they should sponsor you since the ups Kermit exposing how easy it was to see their location glad for you and your future endeavors.
@user-cg7cc7zj3e3 жыл бұрын
Renters is who lol
@lilbooster47153 жыл бұрын
you ever try Whorios?? eees guuuu......mmmmmmm
@neoncherry45742 жыл бұрын
And here a girl fell in love with a frog. The disney movies were true.
@Depressed_Ferrari_Fan_162 жыл бұрын
Bro, flip the d and the n and swap their places and then it's... porNVPN
@Kerrigore23 жыл бұрын
I love that this is literally the same joke over and over, and yet, it never gets old or stops being hilarious.
@pavlenikolic694202 жыл бұрын
Cuz its different people
@olivierl21722 жыл бұрын
Cause Max is good at improvising and keeping it fresh 😌
@957543 Жыл бұрын
I can watch these all day
@drumphil00 Жыл бұрын
Got it right the first time!
@BearAnger3 жыл бұрын
Kermit conquered all the baddies on Omegle and had to go to a whole new site to get more!
@marcusgamings26042 жыл бұрын
ITS OME TV
@lockdowncorner66062 жыл бұрын
Omegle
@wildcard17822 жыл бұрын
Ometv is just like omegle except weirder af!
@expired_milk18493 жыл бұрын
That old man seemed interested
@crimesforkibble69123 жыл бұрын
Yeah he did 😂
@flamingocaster38353 жыл бұрын
Yea that old dude seems chill
@lilspittin3133 жыл бұрын
THat was f$@ked
@LeSkateWA3 жыл бұрын
"Ohhh yeah pretty big"
@dinominate693 жыл бұрын
Most of them just wanna talk and pass the time and not feel lonely.
@joeydollaz19932 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe he’s never asked them if they like it “Froggystyle” 😂
@JrakinProducts2 жыл бұрын
this is underrated.
@froggystyle9602 жыл бұрын
Lol, same.
@joeydollaz19932 жыл бұрын
@@froggystyle960 hell yeah 😆
@nicholastricarico29572 жыл бұрын
Shush, you're giving him ideas.
@YuYu_NDFedits2 жыл бұрын
@@nicholastricarico2957 that's a good thing
@YunoLIED3 жыл бұрын
“Smoke that green, know what I’m sayin?” LMAOOOO
@jlucas193 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@PiNoYeBoy853 жыл бұрын
And for the fourth time this video, I choked on my food... LOL
@ImaSPiNYoblock2 жыл бұрын
Oh Nah he said Smoke that Green!
@gglovesgorillazmj77842 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOO
@jannomeeuwessen48862 жыл бұрын
I BROKE
@commieRob3 жыл бұрын
I think the genuine panic in "no, don't do it!" is my favorite Kermit moment so far.
@paul0310j3 жыл бұрын
LOL 😆
@TT-rq3so3 жыл бұрын
and maintains character
@michaelodoms76362 жыл бұрын
Came to say this unless someone already did 😂😂😂😂
@CK......2 жыл бұрын
That panic fealt so real lmao
@jannomeeuwessen48862 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@JHeath51503 жыл бұрын
Who lets their kid smash holes in a wall with a baseball bat?? LMAO!! There are some CRAZY people out there, lol. Thanks for the laughs Max!!
@temper443 жыл бұрын
Here in Europe we have concrete walls. Its more of a lifestyle decision if you decide to smash holes in a wall here.
@thebolt95463 жыл бұрын
@@temper44 i have brick walls lmao
@Konoronn3 жыл бұрын
@@temper44 Ah yes, the nation of Europe
@TheSmilodon852 жыл бұрын
Lmfao looks like some east coast kid
@Josh-jpg2 жыл бұрын
I need that emoji
@kevindavis7790 Жыл бұрын
lol @ 5:25 Random kid putting holes in the walls and Kermit encouraging him to put more and where is his mom I wonder if she even knows how tore up his room is I've got a feeling he will be on the news one day
@themultiverse67343 жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for the "frog stuck in your throat" joke.
@duranduranez45023 жыл бұрын
8:04 “You’ve made my day” - Well this bad boy is gonna make your hole weak🐸
@mozanek3 жыл бұрын
Ahahahaha gold
@animelytical83543 жыл бұрын
This...is brilliant. And now the Travis "apology" profile picture is finishing me
@uriahnewtton73122 жыл бұрын
Best comment on this vid by a margin🤣
@paul_particularlyunhappynut2 жыл бұрын
i like how this can be read in 2 ways
@muhammadnazhiefazzayyan64772 жыл бұрын
Underrated af lmao
@superduperseann2 жыл бұрын
The “hey there” never gets old to me.
@phoenix01533 жыл бұрын
6:00 It's a good thing she didn't take a bite of cereal just then. She was in no way prepared for that😆
@bendover98943 жыл бұрын
5:12 “Crusty old crustache.” 🤣💀 Why’d you go and do him like that…..
@ThotimusBeGonimus3 жыл бұрын
2:20 damn I love Kirby the frog
@Robert___983 жыл бұрын
0:58 I love the way Kermit twitches his neck back in discomfort here 😂
@lime-san50153 жыл бұрын
i love how kermit doesnt give af straight forward on the first sentence
@MyNipplesArePointy3 жыл бұрын
Straight to the fuckin point. No foreplay, immediate penetration.
@captaincouldverc3 жыл бұрын
5:03 Should've told him " rule number 1 of mustaches: you must first be able to grow one"
@anthonyjordan78473 жыл бұрын
3:20 girls got all happy n startd playin with they’re hair after they saw it!😂
@jtsuave61253 жыл бұрын
These witty lines he comes up right on the spot is genius . That’s what makes this so funny the natural reaction one gives to this
@EvaLasta3 жыл бұрын
3:00 the wiggle had me dying 🤣
@jordanbuckner6373 жыл бұрын
"Smoke THAT green" had me dying
@tyjohnston5889 Жыл бұрын
3:25 wiggle had me dying.
@stevenc12403 жыл бұрын
the "NO don't do it!!!" part had me in tears....
@morbidone883 жыл бұрын
Whatup max, great to see a new platform for your shenanigans! Love to Kermit
@MadMax-yq9ix3 жыл бұрын
Thank you bro
@morbidone883 жыл бұрын
@@MadMax-yq9ix ofc bro, I've got you on twitch as well, love the fall guys and scary 🎮 episodes
@satan20843 жыл бұрын
Those old Indian dudes were the best “Quack quack quack! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
@varedasnuffleupagus81403 жыл бұрын
Ayoo that was me 0:42 💀had no idea this was going on the tube accidentally found it lol my bad Kermit 💋
@j.manzueta1882 жыл бұрын
Hey, Bob Marley!!!
@geronimo55374 күн бұрын
@@j.manzueta188 it was Bob Murrley lol
@kking60842 жыл бұрын
“Never thought he’d show it to you” had me gasping for air lol
@Uberwenis3 жыл бұрын
Some of the interactions with foreign dudes are my favorite I swear, just all over the place. Also I feel like Kermit needs some thick eyebrows for those puns
@ComposedSage753 жыл бұрын
5:31 well someone’s letting us all know that they’re an unsupervised problem kid. Seriously wtf was the reason for putting holes in your wall like that? Smh
@moodswinggaming29723 жыл бұрын
i found that little part really sad tbh, mums either in the ether room sleeping with random men, or her/his parents are always high. That was a drug den, poor kid.
@grizzlyanimations2 жыл бұрын
@@moodswinggaming2972 the dad probably went for the milk
@bobsaget7693 жыл бұрын
I'm here for the thumbnail. Don't judge me.
@mareeyo13 жыл бұрын
It’s at 6:18
@brendan012 жыл бұрын
@@mareeyo1 this is like altr+f4
@nutroll16222 жыл бұрын
It‘s at 3:25
@chasechoate27353 ай бұрын
wowie
@alphaskwurl2 жыл бұрын
I've watched about 5 of these (different characters) back to back, really enjoyed them... But it was the "smoke that green" that cracked my morning haze. Appreciated.
@tommyapples84903 жыл бұрын
When the chick at 3:26 came on I said God damn too.. lol
@MartinBellamyMBDrums3 жыл бұрын
"It's not weird yet, I can make it weird" lmfaoooo
@GB-qu9hp3 жыл бұрын
Not even playing bro. You’re a really good ass person for bringing laughter to these people. ❤️👊🏼
@immortalsun2 жыл бұрын
2:05 That’s a vape e-juice bottle lmao
@ShatteredTrousers3 жыл бұрын
Dude at 5.15 must be Lance Armstrong, tellin' everybody about his one ball.
@Dr-Zoid-Berserk Жыл бұрын
I wish more people made Kermit panic. I’m impressed the performer stayed in character.
@dripst3r_3 жыл бұрын
6:18 I can’t stop laughing
@danthamantv2 ай бұрын
I died when you said Smoke That Green to the stoner chicks. You Are A Legend !!
@bigmankay60832 жыл бұрын
2:59 the wiggle got me 😭
@Zargabaath Жыл бұрын
Dude, your lines are TOP NOTCH. I don't know how you come up with this shit. Some of it seems like improv, and some of it seems like you sat down and brainstormed shit. If it's ALL improv, then you deserve the best hippity hoppity toppity ever.
@leoneforte4442 жыл бұрын
You can tell at the end that girl really need a laugh and you definitely helped out with that, love ur vids man they always bring mad joy to me
@pomelix50243 жыл бұрын
5:30 Legends say that he is still here, putting an end to his walls rn.
@Angel.Ovalle2 жыл бұрын
nah cuz if feel like that kid has a messed up life
@Angel.Ovalle2 жыл бұрын
the music he's listening to and he just smashes his wall with no hesitation
@itssharko54903 жыл бұрын
1:35 Bernie Sanders
@ButtercoreFTW2 жыл бұрын
at 5:35 i hope that isnt his living room geez
@alexxonayacht3 жыл бұрын
4:29 the one time Kermit’s pulling out the cucumber joke fails 😭
@jojeus34143 жыл бұрын
1:28 he sounds like Jigsaw
@mordeksgra78073 жыл бұрын
Some good baddies in this one,nice work Kermie!
@solidmoon82663 жыл бұрын
6:40 you can hear her childhood being shattered by a cucumber...
@davidpepin30172 жыл бұрын
Made me laught at 3:40 when you asked him if he was costplaying as Toad lol
@kintamaruokimaru88833 жыл бұрын
Best 8 mins of my life. I love your content! Keep it up max!
@Lucifronz3 жыл бұрын
7:23 lol, Kermit had to get the fuck out of there before the feds showed up.
@thecatch62992 жыл бұрын
“You look like toad.” What a legend.
@sarthak5593 жыл бұрын
The old guys were doing something u know
@zaz4667 Жыл бұрын
4:12 "I mean I'm kind of into that. um I don't know!"
@danielpercent54343 жыл бұрын
When Kermit sees that one smoking hot body for a split second and she skipped him....damn man, I took that personally lol
@LucasLima-gz4ew Жыл бұрын
What are you cosplaying like? Toad from Super Mario Brothers? Ahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@phyxiuss Жыл бұрын
I've recently found these videos and I can't believe how much I enjoy them. He could pull out the cucumber every time and I would laugh. This is good content
@Sid_Jaz2 жыл бұрын
3:11 The Girls Wi-Fi Disconnected.
@Crit-Chance3 жыл бұрын
"That's Kirby the Frog" Man... she lucky she skipped fast
@chrisgriffin48033 жыл бұрын
Damn, that dude around 3:45 really does look like toad...
@TJ56780 Жыл бұрын
Bro looked disappointed by being called toad
@yunghollow15292 жыл бұрын
It's nice to see Kerbie the Frog putting a smile on baddies faces.
@Caffeinated_Warrior2 жыл бұрын
Kermit shows it off: "This made my day!" I show it off: "CALL THE COPS!!!"
@FutureDeep3 жыл бұрын
Kermit's zuch could bring about world peace.
@TheGreg64662 жыл бұрын
I'm loving these videos, Kermit is hilarious, thanks so much for making these, dude.
@OkamiOni3 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest shyt on KZbin by far!! The reactions are classic
@l_MaNoS_l3 жыл бұрын
425k now that's some serious progress right there Mr Max! Keep growing and making ppl laugh! Greetings from Greece 🤜🤛
@karbonkilo2 жыл бұрын
1:55 HOLDDDD ONNN is that a PT uniform, and he's smoking.......
@coreytapp3642 жыл бұрын
1:41 he said thats the god damn uhh
@mochabear883 жыл бұрын
The old guys were the best this time, sounds weird but honest
@Noob-ix1bf2 жыл бұрын
HELLO GUYS THIS IS TECHNOLOGY NEWS OLD MAN GOT CUAGHT IN 4K HERE IS THE CLIP 1:23
@Eaterofeaterofpies Жыл бұрын
3:38 "What are you cosplaying as? Toad from the mario brothers?" LMFAO
@dontae37132 ай бұрын
Fucking died at that part 😂🤣
@dylansugerman57463 жыл бұрын
These never get old.
@justkoingg2 жыл бұрын
4:23 had me rolling, i fucking love you man 😂
@Youssefzek3 жыл бұрын
I love how you pull jokes out of no where😂
@BeyondMagical3 жыл бұрын
5:40 ayyy she was listening to "Show & Tell" by Melanie Martinez
@trav-c1373 жыл бұрын
I look up to you man for real !!! I'm always happy to see you posted another vid
@alexlaser.3 жыл бұрын
heiiii i want more kermit pleaseeee xD i've seen your videos at least 5,6 times... BIG LIKE MAN and DON'T STOP with Kermit!
@paul0310j3 жыл бұрын
Man you deserve a bigger audience than some 'strange' people on OmeTv, your content quality is absolute 🔥🔥🔥😀
@olivierl21722 жыл бұрын
Yo, his audience is us right here on KZbin, how come you didn't realize that?
@MarkJacksonGaming3 жыл бұрын
-- Some things never get old. This is one of them.
@lazer_king53162 жыл бұрын
4:36 Look at his eyes😳
@ImMisik Жыл бұрын
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@roa63113 жыл бұрын
Max you are the best man,just keep on going with Kermit the frog and please put some more longer clips on your channel,greetings from Belgrade,Serbia 🇷🇸💞🐸❤️
@zephyr4_62 жыл бұрын
How actually does he do all those moves so smooth by controlling kirmit, it should’ve be difficult to move the toy right? He also timed every talking line perfectly to move the mouth, perfect! Also, the middle finger is my favourite lol
@danieldumile82513 жыл бұрын
LOL good stuff, always got the top notch Kermit voice
@Michael-Ray3 жыл бұрын
Kermit in this video sounds like he has a cold and is talking faster and more aggressive.
@Nootson08 Жыл бұрын
not the kid putting a hole in the wall
@Vanq173 жыл бұрын
This website looks so much weirder than Omegle... and that's saying something!
@UndoingRuin082 жыл бұрын
5:29 call a damn priest on this household
@erictaylor58773 жыл бұрын
The serious-faced ones are always too cool til the zucc comes out.
@whaleoilbeefhookedmain76723 жыл бұрын
I've just stumbled upon this video from God knows where & i have to say Weldone Kermit ,excellent video.. Great stuff *Maxamili* PS. Hopefully there's more.
@realbigflopa3 жыл бұрын
That old dude is a legend
@LaRataMasInsana7 ай бұрын
3:59 bro could have said, don’t you want something hot and ready? and pulled out his friend
@DecimatedSoul2 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite KZbin channel I've watched in awhile
@henrylopez00hl2 жыл бұрын
the little reactions are what makes it funnier and more witty like after saying anything kermit just nods quickly 🤣
@JoesVids3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Your funniest video so far! On a more serious note, what kinda messed up family situation is there for a little kid being allowed (or maybe unsupervised) to be on OMETV while smashing walls with a bat!?
@fakumadda16323 жыл бұрын
Ask the ladies if they want to see your Tad Pole Max......lol......great vid as usual . Made my day!
@robjchristopher3 жыл бұрын
Not sure why, but this never gets old!
@joshuabertrand92773 жыл бұрын
100% thought that on the last interaction after she said that Kermit made her day, he was gonna say "and I can make your night too" or something like that. Haha!
@x420gamedx43 жыл бұрын
the kid smashing holes in his wall is named kyle
@hipsterdoofus1332 Жыл бұрын
The kid putting holes in the wall “KERMIT THE FROG TOLD ME TO DO IT MOOOM!!”