Kermode Uncut: My Ten Worst Movies Of 2013

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@AndyGait
@AndyGait 11 жыл бұрын
"£602" Possibly the funniest thing I'll hear in all of 2014.
@albertrene4295
@albertrene4295 3 жыл бұрын
i know I'm kinda randomly asking but does anybody know of a good place to stream new series online ?
@reelschannel7782
@reelschannel7782 11 жыл бұрын
Kermode's review of Pain & Gain was the reason I subscribed and got into his reviews. I absolutely 100% agreed with him. It's by far the worst film I've had the misfortune to watch all year and perhaps one of the worst of all time.
@PixelPerfect28
@PixelPerfect28 10 жыл бұрын
Wow Mark, you've just made my day, i was soooo disappointing by Kick-Ass 2 and i had to hear everyone tell me how amazing it was...in some cases, people told me it was better than the original, all i could do was tell them "your wrong, it was terrible".
@xindioka9489
@xindioka9489 10 жыл бұрын
Kermode is one of my favourite film reviewers.
@reel_reflections
@reel_reflections 11 жыл бұрын
And that wonderful critic known as Armond White named Pain and Gain in his top 5 films of the year for Sight and Sound. Seriously...
@mic187x2
@mic187x2 5 жыл бұрын
Armond White also believes that After Earth is M Night Shamylan's only good movie.
@FoxtailCinematics
@FoxtailCinematics 11 жыл бұрын
I totally agree, I found Pain and Gain to be incredibly offensive. Not only was it marketed here in the states as a comedy, but when I watched it discovered that not only was it based on a grotesque true story, but geared towards humanizing the villains and attempting to make us sympathize with them. Michael Bay should be ashamed.
@MisatoKatsuragiHD
@MisatoKatsuragiHD 5 жыл бұрын
“In America when they do this kind of thing, they make Movie 43. When we do it, we make Run For Your Wife”
@Lazyguy22
@Lazyguy22 11 жыл бұрын
Even ignoring the 3D, that Texas Chainsaw advert has the most obnoxious abuse of stereo sound I've ever seen. Or, heard.
@XBLArmory
@XBLArmory 11 жыл бұрын
I thought After Earth was going to take top slot.
@DorianCairne
@DorianCairne 11 жыл бұрын
Funny, this is the third "Worst Films of 2013" vid I've seen that only places Grown Ups 2 at number 10. A testimony to the quality of modern films, I suppose. Not that there aren't good ones, too, but good grief, we let some awful ones slip through.
@gronoboy
@gronoboy 11 жыл бұрын
I'm so proud of how many of these I have NOT seen. Thank you Mark!!
@PANDAPILCH
@PANDAPILCH 11 жыл бұрын
I completely agree with Mark about Pain & Gain - I saw it recently and hated every second of it. An absolute piece of garbage and by far Michael Bay's worst, worst film.
@simozonelayer
@simozonelayer 11 жыл бұрын
"I approach Transformers 4 with an open mind, really" - LOL!!! :)
@bartholen
@bartholen 11 жыл бұрын
Entertaining as always, save for one utterly baffling choice: Kick-Ass 2. I thought it was a perfect follow up to the first. Would like to see Mark's review of it to get some context.
@timk6181
@timk6181 11 жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more on Kick Ass 2. So disappointing.
@Gavin-zi5lb
@Gavin-zi5lb 11 жыл бұрын
Glad to see "Lone Ranger" or "Hangover 3" wasn't on this list. That would have been too easy. A little harsh on Kick Ass 2 though. It was just meh. Only God Forgives & Spring Breakers should have been on this list.
@DeepEye1994
@DeepEye1994 11 жыл бұрын
"Kick-Ass 2" worse than "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D" and "Grown Ups Two"? ...SERIOUSLY, MARK??? And this comes from someone who has Kick-Ass as all time favorite film so I know my shit.
@kentallard8852
@kentallard8852 3 жыл бұрын
a pauline kael book on top of a book about citizen kane? thats a bold move
@saxbend
@saxbend 11 жыл бұрын
Ouch! I vetted out most of the worst films by not going to see them (as a casual but enthusiastic cinema-goer I went to see about 45 films in the cinema this year), so my own worst ten make a rather pleasant list compared to this.
@ChroniclesOfCallum
@ChroniclesOfCallum 11 жыл бұрын
Mark, you might approach Transformers 4 with an open mind, but I won't be approaching it at all. What with Transformers and TMNT, Michael Bay seems intent on defecating on my childhood.
@ollywill1657
@ollywill1657 11 жыл бұрын
I only disagree with Kick-Ass 2 as I thought that was actually great. I'd replace that with After Earth.
@SpannersGerm669
@SpannersGerm669 11 жыл бұрын
Great list ! :) Happy New Year to you all
@StephanieL180
@StephanieL180 11 жыл бұрын
Kick-Ass 2 was great. Of course it was never going to be as funny and surprising as the first. But it was perfectly enjoyable without being brilliant.
@bryandowling4592
@bryandowling4592 11 жыл бұрын
By now I think we know what to expect from Transformers 4 so if anyone hated or disliked 1, 2 and 3 then they should know what to expect from Transformers 4 and that is an explosive and 0 dimensional mess of a film that will make audiences dumber.
@bennoclassico
@bennoclassico 11 жыл бұрын
Agree with most of these, despite only seeing a few of them...I would say We're The Millers is worse than The Internship, and surprised that After Earth isn't on here.
@Melvinwacko
@Melvinwacko 11 жыл бұрын
So you liked Scary Movie 5?
@skinwalkerxxx
@skinwalkerxxx 10 жыл бұрын
Fassbender is my favorite actor but I never had any desire to see The Counselor. Even the previews make you wanna puke.
@katashworth41
@katashworth41 5 жыл бұрын
Texas 3D came out on my birthday, I hated seeing the date associated with such drivel on the sides of buses
@aclockworkgrape
@aclockworkgrape 11 жыл бұрын
where can i see his top ten films of the year?
@sfighter991
@sfighter991 11 жыл бұрын
Nice list. The only movie I seen on here and agree with you on is "Movie 43". Just title itself is enough to evoke horror and dread, It was that bad.
@tcpgblizzard
@tcpgblizzard 11 жыл бұрын
What was his and Mayo's top 10 list?
@cantosis2007
@cantosis2007 11 жыл бұрын
Surprised The Harry Hill movie isn't in there
@gibboanx1
@gibboanx1 11 жыл бұрын
very harsh on Kick-ass 2 and the internship
@jetashltd
@jetashltd 11 жыл бұрын
No After Earth?
@limecat1986
@limecat1986 11 жыл бұрын
I (like Kermode) would wish all these Texas Chainsaw movies would go away
@avarioussire
@avarioussire 11 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen either, but it's really hard for me to believe Texas Chainsaw 3D is worse than Grown Ups 2
@Horrorfreak106
@Horrorfreak106 10 жыл бұрын
Good list, but I have to disagree on you with Kick-Ass 2 being worst than Grown Ups 2 or Texas Chainsaw 3D (Which is suppose to be the "real" sequel to TCM but should never be) I thought Kick-Ass 2 was an okay film but it was very disappointing.
@Nopperabou
@Nopperabou 11 жыл бұрын
Kick-Ass 2 is a terrible choice, it may not have lived up to the first Kick-Ass but it has a lot of creativity and it isn't bad like the other movies on the list.
@basbrush
@basbrush 10 жыл бұрын
Is that Rolf Harris on the left there at 4:11? ps Unfortunately, the number 1 pick is a kind of 'Showgirls' choice.
@nifralo2752
@nifralo2752 11 жыл бұрын
"That said I approach Transformers 4 with an open mind" You'er fulling no one Mark I heard Goebbels say more truthful things.
@ChrisBricks
@ChrisBricks 11 жыл бұрын
Kick-Ass 2!? Mark are you crazy? I thought it had all the wit, all the fun and silly violence of the original and I left with the biggest grin on my face! Still can't understand the general critical kicking this film got! Still, the other 9 choices are right on the Mark
@m0hadino
@m0hadino 11 жыл бұрын
Grown ups 2 is the worst film I have ever watched.
@TheDudefromLebowski
@TheDudefromLebowski 11 жыл бұрын
No Moshi Monsters ??
@katashworth41
@katashworth41 5 жыл бұрын
Eugh Texas 3D ruined my birthday by coming out on the day and I’m proud to say I’ve not seen it, but still feel a little dirty.
@Paperbagman555
@Paperbagman555 11 жыл бұрын
Come on, the counsellor was better than movie 43. Also, where is the video of the "top 10 films" of 2013
@TheOwlCreek
@TheOwlCreek 11 жыл бұрын
The Internship was a really funny movie Delivery man was so stupid and boring. It was definitely the worst film of 2013!
@MacNille
@MacNille 11 жыл бұрын
It is werid, that two of my favorite film of this year is at number two and number one on Kermode worst film of the year. Only God forgive would be at number one for me.
@irishbloke99
@irishbloke99 11 жыл бұрын
DANNY DYER! MADE IT LOL
@Rodrgr
@Rodrgr 11 жыл бұрын
Not even After Earth made the list, my god, what a crapload of movies
@carljthatsme94
@carljthatsme94 10 жыл бұрын
Thank god you had Pain and Gain in there........what a bad film
@woooweee
@woooweee 11 жыл бұрын
You forgot Elysium, hamfisted is the word.
@pocketsesmcflurry2146
@pocketsesmcflurry2146 10 жыл бұрын
Damn haha I like The Counsellor and Pain & Gain
@ameliorated
@ameliorated 11 жыл бұрын
Did not see most of those
@ScotVideos
@ScotVideos 11 жыл бұрын
Clever last line from Mark Wahlberg there, lol.
@rywilk
@rywilk 11 жыл бұрын
No Moshi Monsters?
@BasantaRajOnta
@BasantaRajOnta 11 жыл бұрын
Where is After Earth ??
@PauLtus_B
@PauLtus_B 10 жыл бұрын
I don't think Kick-Ass 2 should be on this list. It's nothing compared to the original Kick-Ass. But saying it is worse than Grown Ups 2 and Texas Chainsaw 3D is quite an offense to the team behind the movie, who probably just got the job to do it. And I think they did a pretty decent job. Expecting to be disappointed, I found the movie to be pretty entertaining. Having read all the comics (because I really liked Kick-Ass), I have to say, the source material isn't that impressive, they changed a lot for the first movie, and also for the second. I think Kick-Ass 2 was more entertaining than it's source material even though it took some of the edge of.
@JongeMatador
@JongeMatador 11 жыл бұрын
Pain & Gain looks dreadful, but does it approach the atrocity of the Keith Lemon film? I think not.
@MrSyrett
@MrSyrett 11 жыл бұрын
never heard of Bula Quo.........but it kind of looks ok.
@krazy538
@krazy538 11 жыл бұрын
kick-ass 2 was awesome. and u don't explain why you hate these films.
@damiancarlson9472
@damiancarlson9472 11 жыл бұрын
The Hangover III is missing.
@TangoDelph
@TangoDelph 11 жыл бұрын
£602 takings for run for your wife, OMG !!
@jhill89
@jhill89 11 жыл бұрын
you missed out number 3...
@MattCipolla
@MattCipolla 11 жыл бұрын
*Note: I didn't see A Good Day to Die Hard, Texas Chainsaw 3D, Grown Ups 2, Safe Haven, G.I Joe: Retaliation, The Lone Ranger, White House Down, The Counselor, Scary Movie 5, Pain and Gain, or After Earth (and some others) because I had literally no interest and they all looked like garbage. There were also some things like Run for Your Wife that didn't even open here in the United States, which I'm thankful for.* 10 - The Wolf of Wall Street 9 - Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor 8 - Jack the Giant Slayer 7 - Olympus Has Fallen 6 - Beautiful Creatures 5 - The Internship 4 - Only God Forgives 3 - Identity Thief 2 - Room 237 1 - Movie 43 (worst "film" of all time)
@shunkadee1299
@shunkadee1299 11 жыл бұрын
The Purge?
@RockBottomRiser21
@RockBottomRiser21 11 жыл бұрын
I actually liked the top 2, haha. Can't say a kind thing about the rest though.
@drparnassus2867
@drparnassus2867 7 жыл бұрын
Good critic. Bad sweater.
@irishbloke99
@irishbloke99 11 жыл бұрын
NICE XMAS JUMPER!
@jhill89
@jhill89 11 жыл бұрын
Ignore me!
@lskevington
@lskevington 10 жыл бұрын
Love the jumper.
@Gavin-zi5lb
@Gavin-zi5lb 11 жыл бұрын
You can't hate something vile like "Pain & Gain" then give "Spring Breakers" & "Only God Forgives" a pass
@blaisetelfer8499
@blaisetelfer8499 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. At least Pain & Gain doesn't have a bunch of aspie A24 worshipers insisting that it was ACTUALLY brilliant and we just didn't understand it
@lancasterdodd9278
@lancasterdodd9278 11 жыл бұрын
Nice list
@BrandonMoger
@BrandonMoger 11 жыл бұрын
kick ass 2 is awesome
@ToliveAnimations
@ToliveAnimations 11 жыл бұрын
I thought Kickass 2 was great...
@BrotherJosephus
@BrotherJosephus 11 жыл бұрын
I liked Kick-Ass 2.
@natural
@natural 11 жыл бұрын
I love you Kermode
@PetersPianoShoppe
@PetersPianoShoppe 5 жыл бұрын
A-Bula-Bula-Quo... A-Bula-Bula-Quo... A-Bula-Bula-Quo... A-Bula-Bula-Quo... A-Bula-Bula-Quo... A-Bula-Bula-Quo...
@MagnificentFiend
@MagnificentFiend 10 жыл бұрын
The good Doctor understands that Pain & Gain is a satire... right?
@miiiikku
@miiiikku 10 жыл бұрын
Thats a terrible list.
@MookieGAMING
@MookieGAMING 11 жыл бұрын
i love u Mark...lol
@archievilliers5177
@archievilliers5177 11 жыл бұрын
Boom
@Maximillionaire666
@Maximillionaire666 11 жыл бұрын
Pain & Gain was no way near the worst film of 2013 for me. I thought it was a 3/5 film, and was way better than Transformers 2 and 3. As for Grown Ups 2, that really should've been number 1. I mean, REALLY should've been.
@goldenarms85
@goldenarms85 11 жыл бұрын
Sorry to say but pain and gain was one my best films
@josephwongjr617
@josephwongjr617 6 жыл бұрын
Pain & Gain was aite
@ollywill1657
@ollywill1657 11 жыл бұрын
I only disagree with Kick-Ass 2 as I thought that was actually great. I'd replace that with After Earth.
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