Kevin Hart Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

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Saturday Night Live

Saturday Night Live

6 жыл бұрын

Host Kevin Hart explains why he was unsure about having a third child and bets the fathers in the audience they've all done this one thing.
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@timisolo
@timisolo 6 жыл бұрын
I just kept looking at the band in the background to see if they were enjoying themselves idk why
@itsme-ty1pt
@itsme-ty1pt 6 жыл бұрын
iTeQz me tooooo! I do that all the time! I'm not the only one. Lol
@timisolo
@timisolo 6 жыл бұрын
I don't even mean to, i just eventually start staring at them
@tobiabiola8056
@tobiabiola8056 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@tiffaneytheenchanted953
@tiffaneytheenchanted953 6 жыл бұрын
iTeQz lol...me too! They looked done.
@Kimmica20
@Kimmica20 6 жыл бұрын
iTeQz I always do the same thing.
@ELWest1000
@ELWest1000 6 жыл бұрын
I love how he tells a story with his whole body. 😂
@umbranight1628
@umbranight1628 6 жыл бұрын
thats...thats stand up comedy
@ELWest1000
@ELWest1000 6 жыл бұрын
They don't all do it.
@bitcoinkush6045
@bitcoinkush6045 6 жыл бұрын
“Don’t talk about my kids like they’re used cars”
@emz2969
@emz2969 6 жыл бұрын
*they
@Nhomad
@Nhomad 6 жыл бұрын
Did the audience and yourself included miss the follow up *These kids run perfectly fine, there's nothing wrong with these kids* Audience didn't really react to that, and i found that the funny part.
@skszilor21
@skszilor21 5 жыл бұрын
That's what he says in Kevin Hart: Irresponsible
@RealDeMarcusHead
@RealDeMarcusHead 4 жыл бұрын
Every Time He Host SNL He Wears A Leather Shirt/Jacket😂
@Rajdeep_Desai_21
@Rajdeep_Desai_21 5 жыл бұрын
People who've watched the irresponsible tours will realize that he's improvised the "dealing with 2 year olds" joke in like 10 different promotions but it made us laugh every single time... That's why he's one of the best stand up talents of the generation. period.
@S4MBONE
@S4MBONE 3 жыл бұрын
I agree! Thats a very deeply mastered craft!
@CJ-gy8ie
@CJ-gy8ie 6 жыл бұрын
"My daughter 12..." holds his hand over his head...
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 6 жыл бұрын
why? i dont get it
@jaycosper8048
@jaycosper8048 6 жыл бұрын
TCt83067695 cuz she's 12, but taller than him
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus T. Cosper Jr. 1:26 i get it now haha thks man
@treehouse8658
@treehouse8658 6 жыл бұрын
Cade Jackson HES SHORT lol
@ParisVan-Del
@ParisVan-Del 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@LonghornsLegend
@LonghornsLegend 6 жыл бұрын
I wanted this to be longer! Kevin Hart is so naturally funny telling stories
@SHAYUPIVER
@SHAYUPIVER 5 жыл бұрын
I swear, I love this man. Everything he says cracks me up! 😂😂😂😂
@lordberly
@lordberly 3 жыл бұрын
Me too,
@bitcoinkush6045
@bitcoinkush6045 6 жыл бұрын
“Pass that baby!”
@assmane999
@assmane999 6 жыл бұрын
The more I hear, the more I feel confident that not having kids is the way to go.
@chuwbaca663
@chuwbaca663 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly me too 😂😂
@emcdonald496
@emcdonald496 5 жыл бұрын
I love when he really gets into telling a story. Nothing better
@josephcober
@josephcober 6 жыл бұрын
yall acting like Kevin cheated on you lmao
@0Fate8Bound0
@0Fate8Bound0 6 жыл бұрын
He doesn't have to do it to us for us to understand that it's a shit thing to do. Your comment is like saying, "why do juries decide who goes to prison when the criminal never did anything to them". Are you stupid or something? His wife ain't happy about it but she can't blow it out of proportion because this dude has built a career on being a family man. 80% Of the jokes in his NOW WHAT tour were about family and being faithful. Even this shit is about family
@josephcober
@josephcober 6 жыл бұрын
DomesticFun that is because CHEATING isn't a CRIME numnuts. Its between him and his family. It has nothing to do with us.
@0Fate8Bound0
@0Fate8Bound0 6 жыл бұрын
You don't even know how an analogy works. My point is, someone doesn't have to do something to you for you to empathise with how horrible it is. If a kid gets bullied and he says it's fine because he doesn't want to cause trouble, or a woman gets cheated on and she says its fine because she doesn't want to cause trouble. Does that make it okay? NO. It's still a shit thing.
@josephcober
@josephcober 6 жыл бұрын
DomesticFun she chose to stay with him. Clearly she is okay with it. There are more pressing issues around the world which you could "empathise" for
@josephcober
@josephcober 6 жыл бұрын
DomesticFun first of, I would never be with a cheating woman. I would never put up with that shit, but that's me. I don't cheat, nor do I tolerate it. When it comes to other people, I look at cheating like a private matter matter between the people involved. Nither my opinion nor yours really matters when it comes to Kev cheating on his wife. That's between him, his wifex his family, etc.. It in no way affects the other aspects of kevin we the public like, such as, he is a great comic, actor, motivator, etc..
@musement7446
@musement7446 6 жыл бұрын
Shout to everybody who make sure dude wit the sax is laughin after every joke every week 💯
@mikophilo348
@mikophilo348 6 жыл бұрын
Earl Lee how do we shout to them??
@katalynecummings9241
@katalynecummings9241 5 жыл бұрын
Can we all just agree to stop arguing over Kevin's mistakes in his personal life. He's a human being. When it comes down to it he is still one seriously funny and gifted comedian.
@singerthiaa
@singerthiaa 6 жыл бұрын
I LOVE Kevin Hart😂😂😂😂😂😂he's so fuunnyyy, when he was saying "aahhaappp"
@n.1480
@n.1480 6 жыл бұрын
Every single time he speaks about kids it's hilarious and relatable af. 😂😂😂
@Blaqk_8298
@Blaqk_8298 6 жыл бұрын
_LOOK AT ME!_ , ah ah _LOOK AT ME!_ - *Talking about his baby*
@rajman5036
@rajman5036 6 жыл бұрын
BLAQK ! More like Everytime that Lil bitch Kevin Hart speaks, damn that dude craves attention lmao
@zakiasuddin
@zakiasuddin 6 жыл бұрын
BLAQK ! F
@Ydraug
@Ydraug 6 жыл бұрын
wasn’t that funny
@Bigbaby950
@Bigbaby950 6 жыл бұрын
BLAQK ! Kevin hart isn’t funny
@musicguy9101
@musicguy9101 3 жыл бұрын
News flash Kevin! You STILL have to repeat yourself when the kids are teenagers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Man that's some real stuff right there!
@benazirsohankhan3379
@benazirsohankhan3379 4 жыл бұрын
kevin hart is one of the best comedians
@bashful_michael
@bashful_michael 6 жыл бұрын
Funny Monologue! Kevin Hart just has a natural talent for making people laugh.
@SunnyDayYoutube
@SunnyDayYoutube 6 жыл бұрын
i disagree.
@jaymoney6233
@jaymoney6233 6 жыл бұрын
+Swi vel Lol
@abdirisakawes6544
@abdirisakawes6544 6 жыл бұрын
Simon James ikr
@NevarezRivera
@NevarezRivera 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was sad
@frozengamer3030
@frozengamer3030 6 жыл бұрын
HoustonSportsFan 713 why do you say that
@MaliaArrayah777
@MaliaArrayah777 6 жыл бұрын
I just love reading the comments 😂
@ShonA777
@ShonA777 6 жыл бұрын
#GirafffLife me too!
@tomaszskowronski1406
@tomaszskowronski1406 6 жыл бұрын
just dont make it a #metoo
@gracebediako1666
@gracebediako1666 6 жыл бұрын
It’s life
@acolelife
@acolelife 6 жыл бұрын
Reading these comments, some of you act like Kevin cheated on y'all personally! YES, we know cheating is wrong. NO, no one is advocating it. Pray for him and keep it moving. Also, to the ones who say he's the worst comedian ever: "No one forced you to watch the video or keep up with his stats." 😊 Good job Kev!
@GreenEnvy.
@GreenEnvy. 6 жыл бұрын
nicole. Bitch Kevin Hart is NOT funny. And he is the WORST comedian ever. I'll hate watch a video if I feel like it. You must like unfunny serial cheaters. Most people wouldn't agree.
@natural3378
@natural3378 6 жыл бұрын
Nicole Kevin not funny at all,,, that little burnt smurf!!!!!
@samularis9446
@samularis9446 6 жыл бұрын
HubsDrunk go drunk you're home.
@shelbylucas5500
@shelbylucas5500 6 жыл бұрын
HubsDrunk That's called a person with no life...to want to watch someone you don't like and talk about them afterwards...and you like calling people out their name...but hey your life your choice...JUST LIKE KEVIN HART HAS HIS EXCEPT HE'S GETTING PAID😉
@johnsreactions6658
@johnsreactions6658 6 жыл бұрын
Bitch you are annoying, you sound like you should be on Maury asking who the father is
@DemosthenesLok
@DemosthenesLok 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you Kevin...as a full time dad, I needed that today.
@tealee4669
@tealee4669 6 жыл бұрын
Lol ever since i seen the movie Pets..thats all i think about now when kevin talks
@Blaqk_8298
@Blaqk_8298 6 жыл бұрын
_HOW MANY_ people love *_KEVIN HART?_*
@tenzinngelek3453
@tenzinngelek3453 6 жыл бұрын
BLAQK ! 7 billion people
@arbnorqenaj5448
@arbnorqenaj5448 6 жыл бұрын
. Rrei
@tomaszskowronski1406
@tomaszskowronski1406 6 жыл бұрын
it seems that not a lot. I dont blame them.
@SHAYUPIVER
@SHAYUPIVER 5 жыл бұрын
Me!! 🖐🖐
@michaelwaldron9483
@michaelwaldron9483 5 жыл бұрын
He's one of my favorite comedians right now
@tanmayaggarwal1552
@tanmayaggarwal1552 6 жыл бұрын
THIS IS THE FIRST SNL MONOLOGUE I HAVE EVER LAUGHED ON #kevinhartisthebest
@danielsplaylist8490
@danielsplaylist8490 6 жыл бұрын
he was like possessed by a red dragon
@fredokush
@fredokush 6 жыл бұрын
that’s so true about dad responsibilities 😂😂😂
@MrNotThatFamous
@MrNotThatFamous 6 жыл бұрын
here for this
@dreowens6371
@dreowens6371 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@MrBoondock1
@MrBoondock1 6 жыл бұрын
Mr Not That Famous im here for the that
@abdirisakawes6544
@abdirisakawes6544 6 жыл бұрын
Mr Not That Famous hi
@MistahUnknown
@MistahUnknown 6 жыл бұрын
You're not even that famous bro.
@FaithWorkman
@FaithWorkman 6 жыл бұрын
My my, you're everywhere aren't you.
@Bleema
@Bleema 6 жыл бұрын
Who else waits up all of Saturday night just for this? I wait up all week!!
@MrShaiya96
@MrShaiya96 6 жыл бұрын
Blima Glick fuck you
@Bleema
@Bleema 6 жыл бұрын
MrShaiya96 why?
@MrShaiya96
@MrShaiya96 6 жыл бұрын
LOL, I'm sorry. Nvm. I didnt mean it.
@user-qk8lm3se7q
@user-qk8lm3se7q 6 жыл бұрын
I actually do... I don't live in America but I love the show so much
@War-tc3tn
@War-tc3tn 6 жыл бұрын
put the lotion on it's skin or it get's the hose again
@kyreelong8105
@kyreelong8105 2 жыл бұрын
“i wnna jump on to neck, DERDDEYYY” I DIED HAHA
@TikiMedia
@TikiMedia 3 жыл бұрын
"You see the baby see you see the baby." My brain
@kel6794
@kel6794 6 жыл бұрын
5:25 LMAOOOO
@johnemerick5860
@johnemerick5860 5 жыл бұрын
The funniest part of this whole monologue is, that leather jacket is a Xtra Small... 🤣
@misterjohnson3363
@misterjohnson3363 6 жыл бұрын
This is the truest shit ever. I can relate 100percent...children especially 2 yo have more energy than I could keep up with.
@kayomholt-montague611
@kayomholt-montague611 6 жыл бұрын
It is so AWESOME to see Kevin Hart hosting SNL! He should have been hired as a cast member when he auditioned to be one several years ago!
@amjadshah7496
@amjadshah7496 2 жыл бұрын
You are right ..he has done that too now...
@AlainBruno
@AlainBruno 6 жыл бұрын
Best comedian 👍
@kokkil7047
@kokkil7047 6 жыл бұрын
I like his personality
@ryandcranchdel7046
@ryandcranchdel7046 6 жыл бұрын
me too
@danielcastaneda-ortiz2994
@danielcastaneda-ortiz2994 5 жыл бұрын
Same story from his new special lmaoo🔥🔥🔥💎🙏
@keiguluv
@keiguluv 6 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. I love it when comedians real talk about family life and kids 😂
@tlotus3032
@tlotus3032 6 жыл бұрын
"He was treatin' the baby like he was a lose basketball at a playground." I want that jacket.
@thevacuumcleanersfactory3554
@thevacuumcleanersfactory3554 6 жыл бұрын
I love this man I don't care what anyone say he's funny I love this guy
@cj47
@cj47 5 жыл бұрын
He needs to do it again and prove the haters from the Oscars controversy wrong
@fmkhan213
@fmkhan213 6 жыл бұрын
5:25 Preacher Lawson's spirit just passed through him 😂
@francescakatz6563
@francescakatz6563 6 жыл бұрын
I'm still laughing.omg,very funny. Love u,Kevin Hart
@bitcoinkush6045
@bitcoinkush6045 6 жыл бұрын
I guess an SNL monologue wasn’t a good place to open up about his cheating incident, however I did enjoy his breakfast club interview where he did go in depth about the incident
@166mreli
@166mreli 6 жыл бұрын
In his previous breakfast club interview, he spoke about how he would never cheat on his wife... but here we are.
@shannonlee857
@shannonlee857 6 жыл бұрын
He didn't cheat on you. Mind your business
@bitcoinkush6045
@bitcoinkush6045 6 жыл бұрын
166mreli he did make fun of himself for saying those things and then doing them though, but I know that doesn’t excuse his wrongdoings
@LuxStrangelove
@LuxStrangelove 6 жыл бұрын
+Shannon Lee lol yes exactly, thank you
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 6 жыл бұрын
i was hoping he would
@three11forlife
@three11forlife 6 жыл бұрын
I like potatoes
@samularis9446
@samularis9446 6 жыл бұрын
tj d I also like potatoes
@def1786
@def1786 6 жыл бұрын
He is just amazing! Respect!
@jbx2373
@jbx2373 3 жыл бұрын
U see da baby see u see da baby classic kev 🤣😂😂😂
@kalMHe
@kalMHe 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin is rich because he is extraordinary story teller .
@basicbuddhas9559
@basicbuddhas9559 6 жыл бұрын
Kevin Hart is the black Dane Cook.
@nintendementia1212
@nintendementia1212 6 жыл бұрын
Basic Buddhas exactly
@samularis9446
@samularis9446 6 жыл бұрын
Basic Buddhas is that an insult or compliment?
@crescentcity3407
@crescentcity3407 6 жыл бұрын
its not a compliment.
@samularis9446
@samularis9446 6 жыл бұрын
Ford Crouch well, I like comedy that makes me laugh I don't care who tells the joke
@Frankieb2006
@Frankieb2006 6 жыл бұрын
Dude, no joke, I'm a new dad of 2 and he nails a lot of it for the men thoooo
@michalhrdy577
@michalhrdy577 6 жыл бұрын
the ending hahaha, he's so great!
@XtoriezNovel
@XtoriezNovel 6 жыл бұрын
Let's hear it for good fathers!
@ProfessorSetterby
@ProfessorSetterby 6 жыл бұрын
I don't get all the hate on this monologue. I think anyone who has babies and toddlers this is so true and hilarious 😂 I know he cheated but if we judge everyone on that we'd have no entertainers left at least he didn't sexually harass anyone lol And it's good clean fun😃👶
@PoohMrsSunshine
@PoohMrsSunshine 6 жыл бұрын
Seriously funny!! Thanks for all the laughs.
@knowledgegizmo7934
@knowledgegizmo7934 6 жыл бұрын
"You see the baby. You see the baby, sees you see the baby" 😂😂😂
@alikhaled7845
@alikhaled7845 6 жыл бұрын
Amazing Kevin, keep it up
@bitcoinkush6045
@bitcoinkush6045 6 жыл бұрын
What’s with Kevin and leather jackets?
@codygainz6981
@codygainz6981 6 жыл бұрын
BITCOIN KUSH I think it's a black comedian thing
@beautifulsurprise9424
@beautifulsurprise9424 6 жыл бұрын
He said he'll always wear some sort of leather when he does stand up as an homage to Eddie Murphy.
@bitcoinkush6045
@bitcoinkush6045 6 жыл бұрын
Beautiful Surprise thanks for the insight
@Suave_TheArtKartel
@Suave_TheArtKartel 6 жыл бұрын
black comedian thing??? O' Come on my ignorant Youutube'n peer ... smh
@mutazaljaber4383
@mutazaljaber4383 6 жыл бұрын
He can afford em
@tyresehall5642
@tyresehall5642 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome Back Kevin Hart.
@purpleunicorns4746
@purpleunicorns4746 5 жыл бұрын
“And you back out that driveway.” Kevin Hart is the funniest person in the world
@JC-ev2ns
@JC-ev2ns 6 жыл бұрын
I remember when Kevin used to be funny
@Gemsoulful
@Gemsoulful 6 жыл бұрын
J C When was that?
@samularis9446
@samularis9446 6 жыл бұрын
J C I remember when the world cared what you thought, oh wait it never gave a s*** what you think.
@dewaynecoleman1989
@dewaynecoleman1989 6 жыл бұрын
J C Me too. Mo' money less funny.
@ScarlettJ1221
@ScarlettJ1221 6 жыл бұрын
Kevin Hart always says "My wife is my rib" Me: What's your favorite side to have with your rib? Lmfao 😂
@TheSchenck21
@TheSchenck21 6 жыл бұрын
ScarlettP classic line by cthagod!
@unkurupted6131
@unkurupted6131 6 жыл бұрын
stealing Charlemange's Joke?
@beautifulsurprise9424
@beautifulsurprise9424 6 жыл бұрын
I think by "Me" he meant "Charlamagne tha God."
@muhammedndure6116
@muhammedndure6116 5 жыл бұрын
He said this exact stuff in his new special
@tyresehall5642
@tyresehall5642 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin Hart is the best comedian of all the time and I love his voice acting in two films The Secret Life of Pets and 2. Also he will come back to Studio 8H to hosted SNL for the 4th time. His 3rd time hosting was amazing to close out 2017.
@renatocosta8315
@renatocosta8315 6 жыл бұрын
Kevin's words on parents and fathers dealing with their kids on a long ass day is something we all truly in a hilarious way
@GreenEnvy.
@GreenEnvy. 6 жыл бұрын
renato. Kevin is not funny and you can't even make a sentence. Please shut up and don't ever speak on what's funny because you obviously don't know.
@samularis9446
@samularis9446 6 жыл бұрын
HubsDrunk you need a life. Lol
@chippertheheir3013
@chippertheheir3013 6 жыл бұрын
GET KATT WILLIAMS ON THE SHOW !!!!!!!!
@klynch572
@klynch572 6 жыл бұрын
Why? He's un funny and irrelevant! He fell off
@melanatedforever
@melanatedforever 6 жыл бұрын
anthony rubio Are you his rehab sponsor or something??
@emcsquare100
@emcsquare100 6 жыл бұрын
He too real for this type of audience
@liveyalife2987
@liveyalife2987 6 жыл бұрын
FOlKSlifeornolife Well said!
@marlenemaxie6952
@marlenemaxie6952 6 жыл бұрын
Chip Chipper, katt Williams?!?! Good God man, are you CRAAAZY?!?! He's no where near as funny as Kevin Hart is!!! Hands down, Kevin Hart rules the comedy stages.
@SodanyLove
@SodanyLove 6 жыл бұрын
Omg, I can’t stop laughing 😂
@Skinnychelle48
@Skinnychelle48 6 жыл бұрын
I lovvvvvve Kevin! He’s so entertaining and funny!
@GGUOD444
@GGUOD444 6 жыл бұрын
He needs to expand his material tired of kids & his exes getting predictable
@neghiethervil5606
@neghiethervil5606 6 жыл бұрын
I'm actually the fun one...and that shit is a lot of work. It's never enough!!!
@TheUltimateHacker007
@TheUltimateHacker007 6 жыл бұрын
Well, you a LIE!!!
@neghiethervil5606
@neghiethervil5606 6 жыл бұрын
Collar bars Which part am I lying about all-knowing one?
@s10dlka
@s10dlka 6 жыл бұрын
Wait so who's that in the pic then, your wife?
@johnsreactions6658
@johnsreactions6658 6 жыл бұрын
How fun can you be,. you're angry at a comedian for telling jokes...
@neghiethervil5606
@neghiethervil5606 6 жыл бұрын
Xbox One I question your reading skills. What about my comment says I'm angry at what Kevin said? My comment was in reference to the fact that he was saying men are the fun ones. I was saying, I'm actually the fun one AND he's right. It's never enough when you play with kids. Your comment makes no sense. Thank you! Come again.
@12thMANbro
@12thMANbro 6 жыл бұрын
He can be the all time host honestly, too good
@Jsaiis
@Jsaiis 4 жыл бұрын
Love Kevin hart he so funny
@bershawn69
@bershawn69 6 жыл бұрын
after the incient kev strikes me as an irritating salesman that just won't go away
@johnsreactions6658
@johnsreactions6658 6 жыл бұрын
You can’t even spell though
@bershawn69
@bershawn69 6 жыл бұрын
oh so you want the "D" huh
@bershawn69
@bershawn69 6 жыл бұрын
lol accept the L girly
@animec-dramaskpop6362
@animec-dramaskpop6362 6 жыл бұрын
Who else is just here for the Kevin Hart cheating comments?
@Zzoarqg
@Zzoarqg 6 жыл бұрын
Kassie Mitchell YESSS!
@ib3scope
@ib3scope 6 жыл бұрын
It's only an elephant in the room because, we the public, but as an overarching-adjunct, our Western culture, writ-large has deemed it acceptable to pry into the private lives of individuals and judge them for potential indiscrepancies without knowing either the full story or context... We believe ourselves entitled to private knowledge, and duely morally righteous enough to adjucate.
@storageheater
@storageheater 6 жыл бұрын
+contrition also because it's hella funny
@CandieP
@CandieP 6 жыл бұрын
Not me. I’m here for his comedic genius 🙌🏾
@MachineGunMouth
@MachineGunMouth 6 жыл бұрын
Why would y'all be here for that? Burp...
@madelineo4128
@madelineo4128 6 жыл бұрын
i love the loose basketball analogy lol
@griffithgod4822
@griffithgod4822 6 жыл бұрын
He was so funny af in that movie I watched it 3 times
@BigPauleyD
@BigPauleyD 6 жыл бұрын
he stole the mom's aren't fun joke from Patrice o neal R.i.P
@BigPauleyD
@BigPauleyD 6 жыл бұрын
yes!!! joke stealing is totally different from what youre saying
@cherisedarnell8143
@cherisedarnell8143 6 жыл бұрын
did he change it up a bit? I've heard Patrice O'neal R.I.P. before, but some I couldn't take he was a bit much for me. if he changed some wording that's cool Jay Leno says, you can take an old joke and tweak it to modernize it (Last comic standing)
@BigPauleyD
@BigPauleyD 6 жыл бұрын
yeah he change it up a bit but same joke, Patrice and K.Hart were great friends they even lived together back in the day, if im not mistaking i believe Patrice got Kevin Harts career started. @Cherise
@beautifulsurprise9424
@beautifulsurprise9424 6 жыл бұрын
BigPauleyD - you are correct. Kevin tells a funny story about when Patrice lived with Kevin and his first wife and Kevin came home and found Patrice getting in touch with himself using Kevin's laptap. Very funny.
@blakey331
@blakey331 6 жыл бұрын
In that regard, wouldn’t that joke have been based on Kevin’s life since Patrice never had a wife or children but lived w Kevin and his wife.
@Islandboytb
@Islandboytb 6 жыл бұрын
It is hard for me to get over the fact that he cheated on his pregnant wife.
@l.barnes2656
@l.barnes2656 6 жыл бұрын
Islandboytb If you mind your business, I bet you could.
@beautifulsurprise9424
@beautifulsurprise9424 6 жыл бұрын
Islandboytb - I think you should get over it. His wife has.
@KennethCamfield
@KennethCamfield 6 жыл бұрын
Beautiful Surprise, so she says. You never really get over your spouse cheating on you.
@cjohnson123able
@cjohnson123able 6 жыл бұрын
A wise man once said a man is only as faithful as his options. Women throw themselves at Kevin Hart ALL THE TIME. She knows what she signed up for because she was once one of those women. It is easier to take when the husband is worth $100 million and she stands to get half.
@sten260
@sten260 6 жыл бұрын
do u even know his wife
@jonnyrose1288
@jonnyrose1288 6 жыл бұрын
“And you back right back out” lmaoooo
@jaelynn7575
@jaelynn7575 6 жыл бұрын
Haha. He's so right! Although we DID have fun with my Mom, we sure did try to put Kleenex up my Dad's nose, in his ears and behind his glasses while he napped:) Also, we always wanted to sit on his foot if he legs were crossed and pretend we were on a horse, all while flicking the back of the newspaper he was trying to read. We were little sh*ts at times. lol. If he wouldn't get us candy at the store we would throw a tantrum and he'd have one kid hanging on each arm being dragged out of the store screaming while other parents cracked up laughing. We were very little when that happened though.
@cashmerefunk2077
@cashmerefunk2077 6 жыл бұрын
Goosebumps THE introduction so smooth transition into a different approach hey Kevin merry Christmas brotha ....yoo u crazy Kevin yoo that jacket is fire ,BACK OUT THE DRIVE WAY FUNNY...RALPH LAUREN I THINK.....💰💰💰💰💰
@khalidhenry3857
@khalidhenry3857 6 жыл бұрын
Billy Crystal should host Saturday Night Live
@klynch572
@klynch572 6 жыл бұрын
Khalid Henry why? He's irrelevant right now
@birthofsanity9948
@birthofsanity9948 6 жыл бұрын
nbc (.) com/saturday-night-live/cast/billy-crystal-15271 Not hard to find
@08angelluver
@08angelluver 6 жыл бұрын
Absolutely loved Kevin Hart in Jumanji!!
@corb.6837
@corb.6837 6 жыл бұрын
"You see the baby see you see the baby", LMFAO
@kel6794
@kel6794 6 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂😂
@Maxtheking4eva
@Maxtheking4eva 6 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t funny and I love Kevin Hart jokes and his comedy he got them white people jokes now they laugh at everything
@PsoriasisChannel
@PsoriasisChannel 6 жыл бұрын
Funny guy. And he is a good ice skater too. Lol
@chanphi25
@chanphi25 4 жыл бұрын
That " Long story short " Got me like 🤣
@solace6700
@solace6700 6 жыл бұрын
why do I see a huge elephant
@tomaszskowronski1406
@tomaszskowronski1406 6 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, you're right.
@cerealfruitsnacks3250
@cerealfruitsnacks3250 6 жыл бұрын
Cuz ur hallucinating?¿
@clarachavez4257
@clarachavez4257 6 жыл бұрын
Solace hater much.
@JayJayAbels
@JayJayAbels 6 жыл бұрын
Started off slow but increasingly became funnier. And can the critics out there please keep their self righteousness to themselves and maybe have a laugh?
@Marathonracer
@Marathonracer 6 жыл бұрын
I sure can, and I damn well know know how to appreciate great comedy when it's funny. But Kevin Hart ain't funny. And you can take YOUR self righteous indignation and fold it five ways and put it where the sun don't shine. Great comedy doesn't have to be forced down your throat and beaten into you to work , although he seems to take great pride in smacking you in the head with it, especially for a guy who cheated on his pregnant wife and then thinks he's gonna tell jokes about kids.
@hopeb5647
@hopeb5647 6 жыл бұрын
Z
@nelsonw9483
@nelsonw9483 6 жыл бұрын
Marathonracer The fact that 90% of your comment was about him cheating instead of his comedy makes it obvious thay you're too angry to laugh or appreciate any comedy right now. You're literally telling people about how great your sense of humor is WHILE you're being furious lol.
@firesign4297
@firesign4297 6 жыл бұрын
Jay Jay Abels NOOOOO!
@Marathonracer
@Marathonracer 6 жыл бұрын
Nelson W. Triggered and projection much, again, Sparky? Evidently you can't read very well, because the entire focus of my comment was very obviously about the pretentious, condescending arrogance of the OP and his self righteous indignation about opinions about Kevin Hart not being funny and I spelled that out in so many words which, evidently went waaaaayyyyy over your dimwitted little pinhead. And the ONLY thing I'm annoyed about- not "furious", dumbo -- is that SNL is wasting great talent and writers on an unfunny guest host like Kevin Hart and a holier than thou commenter. Ya got that, dumbo? The only one who's "furious", apparently, is you. There are a couple of sketches that I thought were very funny, which interestingly enough didn't include Kevin Hart, so where the fuck you get the idea that I'm supposedly "too angry to laugh or appreciate comedy right now". is laughably absurd and clearly your own , very ignorant, psychological projection. And , for the second ridiculous time, where you get that "90%"of my comment is about his cheating and that I'm supposedly "furious ", is only making me giggle, furiously , because you're that fucking stupid and can't even count the words, which add up to less than 25%, not "90%" LOL. Count the the lines, dumbo. My comment, about his dumb cheating, was an addendum to the rest of my blasting him about his lame comedy and the self righteous indignation of the OP. Out of four lines, only that last even mentioned his cheating, you illiterate, comedy challenged potato head. The rest of it was about the OP and Kevin Hart not being funny and WHY he's not funny. Dude, you really need to get yourself a real education so you don't embarrass yourself with such immature accusations. If you're gonna put words in my mouth, you need to graduate from remedial kindergarten first so you can eventually learn to READ, and understand what you read and also count the words and learn about percentages while you're at it, because your replies are 100% illiterate and damn sure, not funny.
@dancingunderrain
@dancingunderrain 6 жыл бұрын
He graduated my high school! George Washington HS in Philadelphia! 🙌🏻🙌🏻
@ThePanda-MARS
@ThePanda-MARS 6 жыл бұрын
5:15-5:40, I laughed so hard my ribs hurt! My god!!!!
@kayomholt-montague611
@kayomholt-montague611 6 жыл бұрын
Hey Kevin Hart - It is not just the dad's who look in the picture window, see the baby and back up their cars from the driveway! Yes - even we women have been known to do that - or something like it - from time to time! Contrary to your - and many people's popular- belief, women are not made of steel and NOT all women automatically turn into finely tuned mothering machines once that baby comes out of the womb!! I was terrified of the responsibility and of my own ability (or not) to carry out the duties of "mother". And patience? Well, let's just say I was not exactly the "queen of patience" when I got pregnant! Patience was something I learned - over time - as my son grew up!
@firesign4297
@firesign4297 6 жыл бұрын
Kay Omholt-Montague 👏👏👏😀
@johnsreactions6658
@johnsreactions6658 6 жыл бұрын
No one cares about you, your boring life or your stupid kids, You need a friend and a life outside of the Internet
@samularis9446
@samularis9446 6 жыл бұрын
She has a mature response, and you come back with that Xbox, what the hell man are you just out to pretend to troll people?
@johnsreactions6658
@johnsreactions6658 6 жыл бұрын
Nothing about this is mature and sane, people are salty about a comedians jokes and making things up. He never said women should stay home with kids. Why would he say that even? He's not dumb enough to sabotage himself
@c.m.2714
@c.m.2714 6 жыл бұрын
Kay Omholt-Montague omg shut up
@joestar6194
@joestar6194 6 жыл бұрын
Alec Baldwin's wife is nearly 30 years younger than him and they just had a baby. Oops!
@thetechtron9465
@thetechtron9465 6 жыл бұрын
And you back out that driveway hahaha
@zackknight134
@zackknight134 5 жыл бұрын
He is amazing at what he does.
@gigif2329
@gigif2329 6 жыл бұрын
Gender role this, gender role that. God forbid a man says something about a female, shit hits the fan. But if a woman says something about a man they just laugh it off. I wish people would just grow the f up. I'm a female and I could give two shits about what someone says. I have other things to worry about.
@samularis9446
@samularis9446 6 жыл бұрын
Women already talk way worse than that about men, yet that's apparently fine, I like how you think.
@chuwbaca663
@chuwbaca663 6 жыл бұрын
Ummm love how you said "god forbid a man says something about a female" like Kevin Hart (a man) didn't just say mothers (women) aren't fun... I'm pretty sure no shit hit the fan honey
@samularis9446
@samularis9446 6 жыл бұрын
Ang _56 have you even seen social media and the news, this shit blew up. Now, did it need to. Hell no Also, it's comedy get a damn sense of humor.
@chuwbaca663
@chuwbaca663 6 жыл бұрын
Samu laris I know this is comedy, I'm a huge fan of Kevin Hart and I found the "Mom Dad" bit hilarious. I'm just saying that assuming everyone was triggered by it is stupid. And yes I've been on social media and I saw no shit but whatever man whatever
@samularis9446
@samularis9446 6 жыл бұрын
Ang _56 being totally serious Google it blogs are all over this crap it's ridiculous, you also can see the offended social media parasites I apologize for my lack of proper grammar I'm using voice to text because I'm currently making dinner, but I love the comedy bit I laughed my ass off and so did my friend who was listening to it we didn't find anything offensive about it, it's amazing how people get offended over everything these days
@ScarlettJ1221
@ScarlettJ1221 6 жыл бұрын
Who loves Kevin Hart?!
@samaanfaridjoo7040
@samaanfaridjoo7040 6 жыл бұрын
not me
@Blackera44Avidd
@Blackera44Avidd 6 жыл бұрын
This bit will probably be in the “Irresponsible” movie
@janicenatural3880
@janicenatural3880 5 жыл бұрын
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