Kevin Hart⎢Stay in your own financial lane!⎢Shaq's Five Minute Funnies⎢Comedy Shaq

[@mrdevinwang]

life lesson: when someone says "I gotchu", just say "thanks!"

[@OwolabbyAzeez]

LMAO facts aha

[@dinaloenr174]

But never ever say "ill pay you back" worst mistake ever we both know no one is getting paid back

[@goldenmilkpudding8743]

i rather say SWEEEET

[@NyxSunspot]

My goto is always, a single, BUT sincere, "Are you sure?" and there is literally zero argument from me after that lol. I have no problem accepting things from people and I don't want people to have problems accepting things from me. I wouldn't offer if I couldn't do it, and I'm not stupid enough to look a gift horse in the mouth.

[@dollyessm1692]

Hahahah true

[@bensterWasHere]

I would have bought the dvd instead of watching it for free online, but....the way my bank account is setup...

[@matthewhibbler5273]

😂😂

[@melodysimpson2906]

hahahaaa

[@LorenzoMarch]

Truu

[@Doyouloveyourmotherpodcast]

😀😀😀

[@ryanmac2309]

😂👏

[@Tropicocitwo]

Kevin tells stories in the funniest way, it doesn't matter the subject lol he's a genius at storytelling

[@nusthedespair9466]

absolutely legendary storyteller

[@Evangelionism]

I think Eddie and Chapelle are masters of the highest tier.

[@jameskareroa1392]

And Jamie Foxx. Dude makes you feel like you're there

[@heatherbeach4696]

Absolutely! Think a couple of years ago he was voted "funniest man alive!" Was it a rumor? Does anyone know if he's been or going to tour recently?

[@justinoiler9749]

@@nusthedespair9466 Damien Contreras Uncle Justin pullin Aunt Jessica massey

[@eldon.lee1]

Kevin Hart: *One of the richest comedians and actors* Also Kevin Hart: “I’m scared of my card getting declined”

[@incogttv325]

Eldon that’s why he is a comedian🤣

[@eldon.lee1]

professor Zoom you’re right didn’t even think about that😂😂

[@MyZ001]

Back then he wasn't. This was the start of his rise to fame. These standups is what set him off

[@chezneymitchell6679]

This was a while ago dude

[@Austin602]

@@chezneymitchell6679 fr lol this was like 8 years ago

[@boogiedownbronx73]

and 4 years later he is the top comedian in the world who earns the most sells out football stadiums...

[@thorandil1]

But the way his bank account is still set up, he's got a checking and a savings, and all his money is in the savings.

[@RR-kl4qy]

and he needs a jeans pant to wipe it clean.

[@mW-lx9qo]

He's richer than Dwayne Wade too. Dwayne's worth $120mil. Kevin's worth around $150mil

[@jpkibbler2466]

FunkyDoolittle he a sellout for gaywood

[@akhrormuminov7180]

thorandil1 and you have to wipe out it first to let it go thru

[@suryahr307]

KZbin keeps asking me to subscribe to premium, they don't even allow me to explain that the way my bank account is set up..

[@amalzuhair4495]

Big Sur I’m so poor they don’t even ask me 😂😂😂

[@Sir_DeRANGED_Psycho]

No

[@hnktan]

@@amalzuhair4495 😂😂😂😂😂

[@x4na002]

Lmao😂😂😂

[@Mcraz05]

Surya H R it’s gone take 3 buisness days 💀

[@fantasia243645]

This is actual financial advice. He just tried to make it funny. I appreciate him not calling his aunt a female dog.

[@James-bn6lg]

fantasia243645 shutup bitch

[@bluz3932]

shut up bitch

[@sameersharif6929]

"Tried to make it funny." Check yo grammer, he made it funny he didn't need to try.

[@RokieYTGaming]

@@sameersharif6929 the fuck is "grammer

[@JassimBjj]

@@sameersharif6929 isn't it ironic that you called him out for his grammar. And you still misspelled "your".

[@userh8323]

This isn't only with celebrities. You make friends with rich("comfortable") people and they're like "Let's split the bill!" Bruh, I ain't paying for your $120 lobster and $50 wine. Leave me, my chicken strips, and my water alone.

[@2004dale]

JustPassingBy 🤣

[@henryjubeda7617]

I had some assholes pull this one me when I didn't even eat anything. I had like a glass of water and they had pizzas. Some people, sheesh.

[@EnycmaPie]

Middle class rich people are some of the most stingy mother fuckers. They will be changing cars every year but ask you to split the bill on food.

[@rajiel26]

Lmao

[@mechelafarmer3466]

🤣🤣🤣

[@pukes6273]

That athlete was Mayweather

[@slg6233]

Pukes who do uno?

[@rl-fc1ry]

@@slg6233 it's just a guess because Mayweather is known for spending huge amounts

[@Dagma31]

Fuck mayweather

[@garlicoshallots200]

Plus Kevin used to make around 500k per year, Floyd use to make 100mil

[@xDipset]

@@rl-fc1ry and he said he had mad bitches. mayweather owns a strip club.

[@k.chriscaldwell4141]

Works the same lower down as well. Middle-class people can go broke hanging with upper middle-class folks. _"Sure, I'd love to fly down to Florida with you for a weekend of Marlin fishing this weekend, but I have a mortgage and car and insurance payment due this month."_ _"And the way my bank account is set up..."_

[@mindon_3]

K. Chris Caldwell I’m dead

[@Kelly101Girl]

Hell yeah! I figured that out real quick when I started working in the corporate world and began going on dinners and lunchins with numerous coworkers. Had to cut that mess real quick

[@bryanterry7012]

Kelly101Girl simple way to save money stay at home lol go to work grocery shop then home lol

[@jayscribe7547]

K. Chris Caldwell u ain’t hardly lying

[@DgoneOfficial]

For me it's something like "i would love to go to out to a night club with you, but you see i think my landlord wants my rent this month as well."

[@sirjamesysenkoucxv613]

Every time he said "the way my bank account is set up" after the first time, I died laughing. 😂😂 it just gets funnier and funnier

[@janellmeads1399]

Cause we know this feeling 😁bonus overdraft coverage✌

[@KINGPHANTOMw85]

He set it up perfectly

[@constantinedms6687]

I would like to comment,but the way my KZbin account is set up.......

[@taahasiddiqui1071]

Lazy fuck finish the comment.

[@raman-kishoreduvvuri8498]

comment when ur not pmsing

[@taahasiddiqui1071]

Raman-Kishore Duvvuri comment when you are involved in the thread idiotic fuck lol gtfo

[@raman-kishoreduvvuri8498]

ur attitude really explains the like to dislike ratio on ur yt videos lmfao

[@luntao6031]

Constantine DmS i

[@pls-shanice]

I love when Dwayne and Kevin mention each other 😂

[@baynqd1348]

Doesn't anyone notice that he says "this not a joke this is a true story" to much 😂😂

[@jayscribe7547]

Bayn QD who cares?

[@DreadYgKuma]

Because its not believable lol

[@cornnellify]

That’s what you do when you’re getting ready to tell a colorful story. People do that in everyday conversation. His job is to tell stories to a room

[@kiggerst]

Because sometimes life is stranger than fiction

[@jovannpena3161]

He was caught lying once about a story

[@youaremylifepictures4680]

"Mr. Hart! uh-uh! Didn't go through! I tried it three times! I even wiped it on my pants!" That shit killed me

[@juancarlosreyna2924]

"The way my back account is set up" XD

[@logansweeten3127]

Bank

[@JackTWolanski]

I love Kevin Hart's comedy. It's a riot! I'm very happy to laugh.

[@ropgee_RG]

"unless you got jeans on, 'cause you gotta wipe it off" LMAO

[@FadzliRealtor]

I didn't get that joke... what does it mean?

[@sitaay_cx3058]

Fadzli Realtor It was a punchline🤣🤣 he’s referring to what happened when his card got declined

[@nocalsteve]

That’s just good life advice from a waitress.

[@luwamalem9537]

Ahh , the old "the way my bank is set up!"😂😩

[@derciobene3458]

This is true for every social class. You gotta know who to hang out with

[@williamalexander3731]

Mekhi Phifer bankrupt now and KH worth 70 million. How life changes.

[@rumham7631]

not surprising after hearing what he did for his sons birthday

[@Tropicocitwo]

He's worth around 120million, he earned like 30 mill a year the past 2 years

[@JoeOf91]

i just googled it and it said he's worth -1.3 million. i am richer than him lol idk how accurate the source is though

[@toonballoon6244]

JoeOf91 Common misconception tho. networth =/= income or actual money. You can be deemed a "billionaire" in networth with only like 100 million in a bank

[@jayscribe7547]

William Alexander wow he’s broke? Damn!

[@emmysgra]

Lessons behind jokes. I love it

[@Tee-Dot-Tv]

Is that your real name? So beautiful! Its sounds French, although your surname sounds Malagasy. Am I close?

[@Tee-Dot-Tv]

@卐 Op Bhai 卐 😅🤦🏿‍♂️ oh shit, derr! In my defence I'm multilingual and understand YT is an international site, so my mind automatically thought of being open. Case and point, in your name it has a swastika (2 of them) a closed minded person would think "oh no a nazi!" But reading your name and seeing your picture, it's not a swastika in the German sense, which is bad, but a swastika in either Hinduism, Buddhism or Jainism am I right? You could be a neo nazi, but they wouldn't watch a Kevin Hart video!

[@mrheimdall]

That "keeping up with the Jones's" attitude is the reason everybody is broke and in debt in the U.S. today.

[@rahulmascarenhas7557]

Dave Ramsey squad..

[@KT-ki8ik]

I like this style of joke telling, when it comes back to something repetitive but that only makes it funnier

[@karysmuh]

I think those are called call backs

[@Usama42034]

The way my bank account is set up Best punching line😂😂😂😂

[@traeskeenz7518]

0:57 I just realized thats Stephen A Smith sitting front row lmaoooo

[@dadgarage7966]

The delivery and timing are spot on.

[@berzerk6950]

Hahahha Kevin Hart is one of the best story tellers out there today n he does it in such a hilarious way. I'd pay to see him live any day!! Oh wait let me check how my bank account is set up

[@devonschwartz5353]

He keeps repeating the same joke for every story, genius! A true comedy gem!

[@ARTDEVGRU247]

I noticed that too. Lol

[@yunggpacino]

This was Kevin at his peak this stand up was legendary!!!

[@conniewalker9617]

Kevin Hart just ROCKS!!!

[@jblack8149]

I even wiped it on my pants 😂😂😂

[@nettw4703]

This joke was one of his most popular he had everybody saying this. Haha

[@mikebrennan7045]

This is too true. Man, I met a few celebrities after I went to see their concert. I won't say names but their net worth is in the low millions. Im a plumber who makes 80k a year, 50k at the time. They were real cool, brought me on the tour bus to chill. I was saving for a house at the time. They invited me out and I said yea sure. All my house money was gone which was about 10k that took me 2 years to save. Lmfao! Great time and we still keep in touch, but now we do shit like go out on their boats or have dinner when they're in town because the way my bank account is set up I got the checking and the saving and all the money is in the saving. Lmao.

[@provakarroychy1535]

No f'ing Way! :o

[@boosieboo9471]

lame attempt at a joke

[@KaLa1865_]

Taaha Siddiqui wow you rlly raining on everybody’s parade here..... I just saw you talk shit to someone else’s comment... you know, it’s just a joke. I don’t understand why you’re trying to bring them down...

[@lilmelon5400]

Karen Lau At least he aint someone who wants fuckin "evidence". Hate ppl like that nowdays.

[@KaLa1865_]

Sniper Sharp107 that’s true

[@matrixspin33]

He would Not be as successful as He is without all of you haters so thank you

[@kareem3439]

did he give you any piece of that success or ever call you man?

[@taahasiddiqui1071]

That's not how it works but ok.

[@KaLa1865_]

Why can’t everyone in this comment thread just go with the comment damn 😂

[@inadeqategenes8083]

I don’t see any haters and I’ve never met anyone who doesn’t think he’s hilarious too...

[@stillgod2250]

@@inadeqategenes8083 Look at any other black comedians comment section, especially Katt. Everyone is with the same, "Kevin Hart is trash and a sellout" bullshit.

[@trendinglyrics3192]

Bro , this guy is a legend ,I need to meet him 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@generalabz5684]

Lol Steven A Smith sitting in the front row at 00:58 lmfao

[@melvinlovejones]

Hart is a comedic genius.

[@Sarsour_]

Its amazing how good he is at standup

[@thebaroooz2145]

Kevin the only one who can say a joke multiple times and still get the biggest laugh

[@abdulwaris5278]

7 years later kevin has twice the earnings than an athlete

[@shogrran]

This set doesn't deserve to be "cut up" in parts. hahaha it has to be viewed in one full straight show to appreciate the huge joke.!

[@Miimiivlogs]

My God! I love this joke🤣

[@joshuambewe8332]

His one of the greatest stand up Comedians I've ever seen

[@valjeanlee7060]

He really is...

[@lilturk726]

His shit gets funnier every time I see it.

[@cecelorence9785]

Life lessons with Kevin lol

[@moshikamboshi1]

I partied like crazy this weekend and was like now I can chill for a month because I spent so much. My friend was like we doing the same thing next week and I immediately thought about this.

[@alisterjoshuamantana9906]

5:05 so this is where the legendary meme came from huh

[@abhhinnav]

It's crazy how now he makes just as much as the athletes and hangs out with NBA, NFL, and Soccer players lmao

[@randumichel]

I learned to be very careful about paying for people because money brings out the truth in people, don’t let them take advantage of your kindness and generosity.

[@ruguoserliegise2716]

Sigh! When Kevin Hart wasn’t as rich. Bam.. 2018 he ballin

[@kis4kasper]

Ruguoser Liegise exactly Hanging out usan bolt and shit

[@loristnorton3723]

Cause he is a celebrity now. He hustled good.

[@TooCoolFaDaBullshitMsFrankie]

That’s how I am. I look at my check and I keep going back to the calculator, hoping that the calculator changes, it’s. Mind.

[@AcidRant1]

This gets so much funnier when you’re old enough to relate

[@wisdomwritings1331]

"To buy a boat!, I don't even have a fuckin house" 😂😂😂

[@amin8202]

The way my bank account is set 😂😂

[@Kg-pv6vm]

It's so easy to like this guy ..😀

[@iwannaseeit1979]

I've been referencing this skit since it dropped. #TheWayMyBankAccountIsSetUp is some real relatable shit😆💯✊

[@jezzadelirious4921]

5:33 grey haired guy with orange glasses knows what Kevin talking bout

[@hassanelakhloufi8073]

This is the 5th time I'm watching this clip over the last 6 months.

[@jonexuhao4238]

Me: *minding my own business watching Kevin* My mom: *barges into my room to ask me if I want food* Kevin: bItCh My mom: *anD I oOp-*

[@arissantorisonmars9271]

same same

[@christpebbles]

Lol

[@wayfaringstranger4362]

Jiminnnn ❤😘

[@Spring-ni4vq]

As Hilarious as nuts, The saving checking advice is precious as Gold.

[@TetraBBM]

Kevin is the best straight up! *says it with chest*

[@neeazmahmud1474]

the "unless you got jeans on" part gets me everytime! LOLLL

[@williamgarcia6507]

I have a couple multi-millionaire friends, when they say I got it, I just say thanks and give back with value and life advice cuz the way my bank account is set up I got a checking s and a savings, and don’t have 5 million in either of them yet 🤣🤪👑

[@Beeman2892]

And right now he has one of the best watch collections amongst celebrities.💯💛💜

[@penajekaitjo7109]

Kev always make my day

[@desiremudadi855]

Kevin...is just natural👌

[@CurbYourGames]

My card was declined last week at the mall ... I felt like a bitch ..

[@itsfreddie7132]

That's why I never pay with a card I always draw cash

[@randomgirl566]

Thanks for save my quarentine

[@edithblango9101]

3 Business Days! I died!

[@powerfulce8223]

Dude at 5:33 not enjoying the Hart Experience 😂

[@spider19728]

I just hope Kev is aight after the accident! This killed me 110%... Get well soon #KevinHart4Real

[@murphle]

Hope Kevin is alright. Anyone hear about the news that he got in a car crash?

[@BlessedToBeSaved333]

No, no I didn't, as a matter of fact 👓 📰

[@Profile.4]

He died this morning

[@heavenlyjoy]

Seven why will you say such thing? Why are you wishing the man to died? This is not something to joke about, nothing happened to him, he’s recovering and will get well very soon, let your own wish turn back to you as you’re saying that about someone else.

[@Profile.4]

@@heavenlyjoy I didn't wish anything. I said he's dead.

[@bigkiddzuwop2949]

@@Profile.4 but he's not

[@akj3344]

I wish my bank account was set up in a different way.

[@kest926]

I would love to watch Kevin's live show, but the way my bank account is set up.........

[@Chrismontt]

I use this line when I'm out with my friends =)

[@darlenemcquade4779]

Kevin hart is so funny. Love him

[@kelvinhart5330]

Hi dear I really do appreciate want to appreciate you for all of your comments and support you have been showing me over time, And that’s why I have created this platform to be able to reach out to my fan @ [e-mail] you can send a direct mail or an invite on hangout messenger……..

[@twistentiger5610]

ain't gonna lie that's my excuse too."The way my bank account is set up I have a student account and a saving account, I put all my money in my saving account"

[@crimepays2038]

You got it “ball out” 😂😂😂

[@pjmendoza8871]

That’s called champagne taste with beer money!

[@HeyCrotchCricket]

Worse is when the cashier says real loud "We don't take EBT cards!".

[@wrightvcx2249]

Joe Mama lol

[@lexbogie1]

Facts lol

[@amarosovlogs7385]

I just break out of laughter whenever I see him in any thumbnail 😂😂coz I know he smashed it

[@jasonapplebaum9871]

Anybody peep Stephen a smith at the 3:40 mark in the front row lol

[@AUFR_]

I can’t type this comment cause u see the way my keyboard is setup... 😂

[@BIG.B.]

the way he kept repeating that one point tho lmao

[@hungrycaterpillar4831]

Dude's probably pulling in a couple thousand a year just from interest on his savings account.

[@the07pattyvonne]

*"Du-wayne Johnson"*

[@nothingtoseehere177]

Highest paid comedian talking about money.. how relatable lol

[@alialtinel2960]

dahippness yeah that was 6 years ago.And athlete was allegedly Floyd Mayweather.

[@oussamadjaalali7702]

Good way to ditch paying for shit you don’t want to pay for in life “the way my bank account is set up...” - Kevin Hart - thank you 🙏😂😂

[@kosztaz87]

Haha, how things have changed in the last 5 years. He has become richer then all of those athletes and celebs he mentioned in this routine. Now those people can't afford to hang-out with Kevin.

[@raine4510]

Morris Chestnut must love Kev n Gary Owen..he everywhere

[@cleanfresh8362]

I seriously wonder how much that cost to buy out the park for eight hours😂

[@pomegranteappleson1628]

How do you make these video/clips. Is there a website or something. Do you download the episode then cut out the clips you want to post? I want to do the same for this show and many other but dont know how.💚

[@shalomihaokip1040]

I Love you Kev😍😍😍

[@ST-hc3tq]

Waiter: ok that will be 56$ Me: *the way my bank account is set up* 😂😂

[@radioheadtv3131]

Mentioned his savings and checking account 4 times 😂😂😂😂

[@Brodzzzzz]

5:32... That dude was just not having it hey... lol

[@AM-kr1pc]

I’m crying because I have a hard time accepting things from people 😭 So much money I could’ve saved.

[@rko32491]

Just dont go

[@justjordan8018]

Oh man Kevin he is the best :)

[@Frosty_RpT]

Still makes me Laugh 😂😂