I got terminated one time from a temp position in 2014. Wife didn’t have a job at the time, 3 year old at the house. They let me go, my wife cried, and I told her “it’s ok, we are going to survive this.” Life is so good y’all. I completely turned that thing around, and God Almighty was with me the whole time. Be blessed.
@sassyfras40854 жыл бұрын
Amen!!! Our God will never fail us or leave us it's only us whoever leaves him
@Kennium4oxide4 жыл бұрын
Glory to God
@theninjacat72004 жыл бұрын
sometimes termination isn't the end...it's a new beginning. the job could be holding you back from another career which needs you...
@kashfortheking4 жыл бұрын
THE NINJACAT certainly in that case. They did me a favor 😂😂😂
@llsmoothvevo20724 жыл бұрын
🙏🏾🙏🏾
@markdavid48973 жыл бұрын
In May 2008, I was told by my Supervisor that the big boss suggested I find another job, and the Supervisor said it with kind of a smirky smile on his face, expecting me to be all shocked and saddened, but I wasn't. I simply said "OK, I'll start looking." Two hours later I had a job interview. Three days later I had the job. My old job was a government contractor position. The new job was a Government Contractual Evaluator, directly over the contractor company that had just let me go. When they found out, the former big boss called my new Govt Boss and said; "Oh, you don't want him." to which my new Govt Boss replied, "Well, that's exactly why we hired him." I am still there today, July 2021, evaluating the same contract work. And the former big boss, and the Supervisor? Both were let go about a year later for inappropriate comments on the job, fired by their bosses. Two Morals of the story: Never give up, and Don't be a dick. :0)
@adriennerobinson11803 жыл бұрын
Truth Indeed. This is how you do it.
@Hfils3 жыл бұрын
I like your attitude brother. Karma will always deliver
@moonbaby61343 жыл бұрын
Be nice to people on the way up, because it may bite you on the way down.
@samsimmons28313 жыл бұрын
That's incredible
@patrickdurst34952 жыл бұрын
Stick it to em! Way to go man.
@Brooklyn112364 жыл бұрын
Getting fired hurts. Even if you hated the job and everyone that worked there, you still feel like shedding a tear when it happens
@aminawilliamson26944 жыл бұрын
Nah I’ll be like I’m free
@mansamusa67244 жыл бұрын
Nah
@sammccourt90274 жыл бұрын
Honestly tho I was gonna quit this telemarketing job I fucking hated like an hour before I quit my manager Calls me back and says yeah we can’t afford you anymore so you gotta scram cat. Shit pisssssed me off i honestly don’t know why I fucking hated that place.
@TheDanrox1104 жыл бұрын
Everyone wants to leave on their own terms
@GatherYeRosebudsWhileYeMay4 жыл бұрын
Lol depends how many times you’ve been around the block
@BreckenHoward Жыл бұрын
“They always walk like somebody pushing them” that had me dead . I can’t stop laughing even to this day .
@d3f1n3d210 ай бұрын
I saw someone else tell this joke, don't remember who or what year. While its possible they might have took it from SH its unlikely given he was already a big name.
@dorenjackson11667 ай бұрын
This hits different as an adult today😂. It was funny as a kid but hilarious now. My supervisor walks & talks just like Tom. I’m only hear again because I got that call to the office & thought I was going to have to act like Willie 😂
@ronv66372 ай бұрын
Steve Urkel walk
@Jose-se9pu3 күн бұрын
I cant stop seeing it with one of the bosses where I work, I have to cover my face every time he comes walking towards me, and he walks *exactly* like Steve walks.
@erickruckenberg87164 жыл бұрын
When he said "I've had 10-11 jobs and been fired 10-11 times" I felt that
@Dre_984 жыл бұрын
I ain’t black and I felt that lol
@zigzag71944 жыл бұрын
I thought he was going to say he's been fired 11teen times 😂😂
@shyguymuzik90954 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@erickruckenberg87164 жыл бұрын
@@Dre_98 neither am I 😂
@dk37683 жыл бұрын
@@acpfullsends5190 I haven't been fired but got a written warning 2x. 6 months later I dipped with no notice
@knowone40802 жыл бұрын
At one of my past jobs a buddy of mine there caught me as I was coming in to work and pulled me to the side to tell me the boss was going to fire me that day. I knew it was coming so it was no surprise. But immediately after he told me I went into my boss office and gave him my two weeks notice with his secretary as a witness. He said I can't give him a two weeks notice he was going to fire me at the end of the day. Well I told him it's still morning and here is my two weeks notice. It was perfect I got an extra 2 weeks pay even though I wasn't allowed at the office. I got paid to sit home for 2 weeks which was perfect because I was able to find a new job during that time. And the buddy that gave me a heads up I treated him to wings and beer.
@stephaniewoods65052 жыл бұрын
Love this! Sometimes you got to play the player!
@EA-mh3qu2 жыл бұрын
That’s awesome. The only thing is if this is in the states keep in mind you forfeited unemployment benefits if you had needed them by quitting instead of being fired.
@30minutesdj332 жыл бұрын
This is the real shit; made me LoL
@bxi15472 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@normturner48492 жыл бұрын
E A Same in Australia but if you wanna work, 2 weeks is enough time to get a job. Tough shit if you wanna sit on ur ass on the dole (unemployment benefits) so yes, ya need to get sacked (fired). Personally I’d rather have a job & self respect.
@Name-ps9fx3 жыл бұрын
“Can I see you in my office?” has the same vibe as your girlfriend saying, “We...need to talk.”
@masterenos3 жыл бұрын
Nope more like getting called to see the principle. You know that whole walk there you're screwed.
@jenniferbullett72543 жыл бұрын
@@masterenos If you're in school but not as an adult.
@shannonwilkes76753 жыл бұрын
Facts 😂😭
@waynewilliams58023 жыл бұрын
In your case it would be same vibe as your boyfriend saying, "we need to talk".
@Marcvelous33 жыл бұрын
I feel em both equally
@Jamezy3162 жыл бұрын
That white boss walk with his ass pinched was ON POINT! 😂😂😂
@revengeofthenerds4415 Жыл бұрын
Fr, the manager at the store I work at always speed walks around the store, he looks like he found a bomb in the store and is trying not to panic
@chrishonsmith-tc5cz Жыл бұрын
That was a good one 🤣
@belizegal2911 ай бұрын
@@revengeofthenerds4415😂😂😂
@taasch25057 ай бұрын
The real nerdy oversized ones with glasses; yeah. But mine was a f'n drill sergeant from Vietnam. I wish I could see Steve Harvey do a skit about that one 😂
@Gabu_Dono2 ай бұрын
That’s how people walk when they have a cob up their ass.
@buicklincoln3 жыл бұрын
Rule one: whenever you fire someone, don't ever do it in front of their peers. Do it after work, when it's just the manager and the fired employee and security if you need it. Let the person fired walk out the door with respect.
@elithegifted93893 жыл бұрын
I got fired at home depot in a middle of a shift and my manager had to walk close by me all the way to the exit, was some bullshit
@nathanwho13843 жыл бұрын
I got fired over the phone once, my manager told me to bring my keys in the next day. Then they wouldn't even let me inside, like I was going to shoot the place up. I laughed and thanked them for letting me go.
@irishcountrygirl783 жыл бұрын
@@elithegifted9389 love these American being fired stories, in Ireland you just work up the hours left and you don't waste your energy on anything else, just take your last payment and go, all the drama isn't worth it 🤣🤣🤣
@elithegifted93893 жыл бұрын
@@irishcountrygirl78 the thing is they made it more then it was by humiliating you in front of everyone like you some child, it's really pathetic, and the reason they fire you is bull shit on top of itself
@irishcountrygirl783 жыл бұрын
@@elithegifted9389 yes l get that, that rarely happened here, usually a crappy boss got walked out on and found it harder and harder to get employees, word travels fast "he's a hard man to stomach" people would say etc.. People avoided a bad boss and so it backfired to humiliate workers, because they went ejse where, but these bosses sadly still exist and take pleasure in embarrassing an employee. It is pathetic. They must be very unhappy people.
@ThatGuyNamedR0b4 жыл бұрын
the one time I got fired I never saw it coming, I actually thought the boss was gonna give me praise for a job well done lol
@rachels.99844 жыл бұрын
Have you ever worked yourself into getting fired? I ran out of stuff to do after a week... they were expecting it to take a month plus at least. 🥲
@romariomejia53964 жыл бұрын
@@rachels.9984 People have told me "it's better to look busy, than to finish all your work"
@rachels.99844 жыл бұрын
@@romariomejia5396 Wish I'd known that then! XD Very true!
@APDaBaron3 жыл бұрын
LOL oh shit. that's funny.
@KaiserSenpai4203 жыл бұрын
@@rachels.9984 That sounds like my security dispatch job! Don't rush, just keep at a steady pace and look busy. Crazy right?
@LeskoBrandon2x4 жыл бұрын
A black guy I work with told me the funniest shit I’ve ever heard. Another black guy quit his job. I asked Anthony about it and asked if he put in his two weeks notice. He laughed and said, “hell naw that’s a white thang... black folks don’t give a two weeks notice.” I asked why and he said, “do they give you a two weeks notice when they fire yo ass?” 😂😂😂
@benmollitor37763 жыл бұрын
That's exactly why I don't give one.
@unexpectedvixen56853 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@TheBlackShinigami3 жыл бұрын
It's actually factual and only used for places you want to be hired again with honestly. Fuck allat two week shit
@phathuevos6973 жыл бұрын
So true lol
@mikekeltner42913 жыл бұрын
I don't quit I just get myself firef
@jesusisherelookbusy11 ай бұрын
Steve rocking Jim Carrey’s suit from The Mask. *”Ssssssmokin’!”* 😂
@usamazahid388210 ай бұрын
At least, Steve Harvey ain't wearing the hat nor the green paint on his face to make it look like that.
@Unworthyservant79 ай бұрын
I though the same.! Exactly
@airotiv79165 ай бұрын
🤣💀♥️
@blake26315 жыл бұрын
"What Fo?!?!" *Intensely stares* 😂😂😂
@blinkth3dog5 жыл бұрын
Shyyyyyiiitttt!
@deepmelanin72415 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 what fo
@mishellefab51535 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!!
@THEDOORIZCLOSED5 жыл бұрын
I've done that too! Got called into a meeting and was just like "you might as well fire me now..." I didnt get fired, but the same day of the meeting, I walked out afterwards lol
@HaloHighlightz5 жыл бұрын
I’ve replayed that part about six times 🤣
@Uridien3 жыл бұрын
To think he was actually fitted for that suit.
@billsavidz12743 жыл бұрын
Bruh lmaooo
@Frnk_33 жыл бұрын
Looks like a banana
@thepursuitofknowledge52453 жыл бұрын
Its what we call now the 'super loose baggy fit dont fit fit'
@comrade81853 жыл бұрын
Idk man I really like that look
@yversace55003 жыл бұрын
Yup 80’s and 90’s had a lot of that, it was the style
@TK-965 жыл бұрын
“Oh Tom, what am I gonna do? What about the mortgage” 😂😂
@nme.001045 жыл бұрын
the kids college funds, 😭😭😅🤣😂💀💀💀💀
@pennywisethemoistclown48814 жыл бұрын
Oh Father God
@mthuree81714 жыл бұрын
Tamira Knight I'd rather have a mortgage then pay rent
@ebayguy384 жыл бұрын
That was funny
@William1987GTA14 жыл бұрын
@THE TRUTH MATTERS She doesn't have to pay rent. She's got subsidized housing and food stamps.
@mikec18652 жыл бұрын
Getting Fired is one of the most embarrassing, depressing, and denigrating experiences that this life has to offer. Whether in the sanitized offices of a hospital or the putrid grounds of the city dump, it is demoralizing.
@TheLegend-uq1gz7 ай бұрын
It’s also tough for the boss that will deliver the message.
@dodgeking91942 ай бұрын
You nailed it it can be very crippling depending on the situation I walked into my job one day after 24 years with the same company was fired never saw it coming and that's what made it worse I remember when they told me the whole world stopped spinning for a minute I was at a loss I couldn't process what I was hearing afterwards I went into about a depression for a while what's slowly but surely I started to realize there's life outside of what I had
@CraigMahaneyАй бұрын
@TheLegend-uq1gz True but some could care less.
@jcgunther2092Ай бұрын
De... What?!?? I think I need to read that again 👀
@gabrielesolletico654226 күн бұрын
It really is.
@g.c.99042 жыл бұрын
I got fired yesterday. The only person that did not steal equipment or material from the workplace. Fired because of lack of liquidity in these hard times here in Italy. My employer's son got hired after me and he has no experience at all and he Is staying. Life is not fair sometimes. Whatever, I'll find another job. Great stuff I laughed a lot. Three months later edit: I moved to Milan with my woman. I have found a new job. It Is not easy but I don't give in. Good luck everybody and thank you for your kind words!!
@TheMuldoonFella2 жыл бұрын
Hope you found a job or are real close to getting one my dude/dudette
@RelaxingForLife2 жыл бұрын
Stay strong. Nepotism is the biggest evil. I have 3 degrees, including a masters and still cannot get a job because they only hire people they know.
@cybernightzero58912 жыл бұрын
Don't know your age, but it may be firing because of age discrimination.
@stewiegriffin85352 жыл бұрын
You can always get another. Good luck
@barbaraholman53552 жыл бұрын
Dang. You do know that this was a scene in "The Godfather", yes?
@bugsyv20862 жыл бұрын
I got fired and was walked off the premises. I stopped at a red light in Tampa and it hit me like lightning. I will never again have to deal with these people ever again in my life. It made all thr shame and guilt instantly disappear.
@SouthsideSTA2 жыл бұрын
That’s beautiful
@bugsyv20862 жыл бұрын
@@SouthsideSTA Thank you. God bless.
@vergilmontiero25582 жыл бұрын
Bet you smiled too when that eureka moment happened
@StephanieLinda_2 жыл бұрын
I LOVE that feeling.
@laurenanderson78232 жыл бұрын
blessing in disguise
@yhiquan20165 жыл бұрын
Idk how this came in my recommend, but it was worth it. 😂😂
@baggedjt5 жыл бұрын
Same
@bluntcity6ix3745 жыл бұрын
Same
@zothanpuiichhakchhuak48265 жыл бұрын
Mee too.
@JP-zf3ft5 жыл бұрын
Same
@gamil8675 жыл бұрын
Family Feud maybe ?
@MariaLopes-yl1ix2 жыл бұрын
I was being severely harassed at work by my head of department for sometime, without being able to defend myself. All I could do was to ensure that I gave him no reason to pick on the quality of my work and so I became meticulously proficient at all aspects of my job. Still the harassment continued and my stress levels shot to the roof with direct consequences on my physical and mental health. I finally decided to use two weeks of my holidays entitlement just to look for another job. I started on Monday and by Wednesday, just two days later, I had an interview and was offered a Job in a Well known company that offered me a starting salary of twice as much as I was getting in my current job. Nedless to say that by Thursday I have handed over my notice, while still on leave, which gave me Much Pleasure. On my last day at work, when my hypocrit on a manader and the rest of the department gathered to make a fuss and give a present, I finished my job and unbeknownst to them I exited the building, leaving them all standing there waiting for me for a good half an hour or so until they finally realised that I had long gone. The best thing is that, the entire company got to know about it and they became the but of all jokes for a long time. I stayed in my new job for 16 good years, before cordially moving on to do even better.
@wolfgangwiesinger9502 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, someone might start thinking the his current job is very important, but the thing is, when you change work, you learn different ways of doing things, which is a skill by itself.
@doreenvanlee242411 күн бұрын
Great!
@carolburke435917 сағат бұрын
Good on ya
@nopewmopan6 жыл бұрын
It starts with "close the door behind you."
@stephaniemac46375 жыл бұрын
Michael Mud-Dragon Or, have a seat..
@agentafroman50795 жыл бұрын
@@stephaniemac4637 Take a seat, Young Skywalker
@andraecusdavis37025 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@mikemathis55795 жыл бұрын
It ends with, but we wish you nothing but the best of luck in your future endeavors...
@missnatalieOK5 жыл бұрын
Haha..yup!
@antzantzantz3 жыл бұрын
When I got fired from my first job I asked my boss for a ride home and she ACTUALLY gave me a ride home 😃
@fadibokinno34653 жыл бұрын
Ahh you seem so proud
@anthonyzivalich49623 жыл бұрын
Was it an akward ride home?
@davidl5703 жыл бұрын
@@anthonyzivalich4962 The answer to that is pretty Obvious, Captain.
@cptfreeman89663 жыл бұрын
@@petrx30 LMAOOOOOOOO
@SuperAncientAlien3 жыл бұрын
Did you ask her in for coffee ??
@dimefever10066 жыл бұрын
I was fired once and all I said was OK.
@anewno62406 жыл бұрын
I smiled and told the manager "I should've taken the other offer instead of yours." I had two job offers at the same time. I literally was happy for no reason that day. Hated that manager. Should've sued or got unemployed from that witch.
@SonjaElizabethTeal6 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@labarron846 жыл бұрын
That's literally what I said when I got fired from Ruby Tuesday. I literally said "ok that's fine." The assistant manager just started laughing.
@ivoryscott11626 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😆
@bestteefindagame6 жыл бұрын
Ok
@rickeygeetv6197 Жыл бұрын
"This ain't about no Willimina. This is about Willie Turner!" This was the best line ever! lol.
@radredditreads75155 жыл бұрын
“They always walk like somebody pushing them” that had me dead 💀😂😂
@brandongordin27925 жыл бұрын
So many similarities between 'Willie' and Milton from office space
@andrew39125 жыл бұрын
Katie pelrine I know this
@DankHunt4205 жыл бұрын
Green31 where u from😘
@radredditreads75155 жыл бұрын
Green31 Boston
@sugarpumpkin38135 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@tonyjackson40782 жыл бұрын
I got fired from one job and they said "However, you can finish the day..." I looked at them and was "I'd like to, BUT I HAVE TO GO JOB HUNTING."
@somalibridgetv2 жыл бұрын
The nerve! 🙉🤦♂️🤷♂️😂
@nicolemulhair56082 жыл бұрын
Lol
@chadkincham2 жыл бұрын
That’s like your girl breaking up with you in the middle of dinner, and saying you can finish the meal before you go.
@zachjenks2 жыл бұрын
@@chadkincham and then asking you to pay the bill lol
@patrickmulroney94522 жыл бұрын
lolllll
@terencejay88454 жыл бұрын
Looking at the audience, firing Bob was more like a Ted talk, but firing Willie was an Evangelist Meeting.
@kaohsiung993 жыл бұрын
a Ted talk.... LOL. You are correct in your observation!
@nanieve4296 Жыл бұрын
Legends says it that Willie still waiting for his check.
@thebringer-dreamerdragon-60673 жыл бұрын
And we Asian don't even know what being fired is. We still be coming into the work the next day like nothing happened.
@williamfalls3 жыл бұрын
Workplace ninja. You show up, you nod, you disappear into the crowd. Nobody see you clock in or out, but the system says you're there when you there. Fired? No, that just means leaving work early for day, come back next shift sneakier.
@Ken-iu2zp3 жыл бұрын
@@williamfalls that's definitely a asian lmaoo
@ceecee40493 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@mylapie59813 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kind23113 жыл бұрын
Asians talk like black people now?
@kevinhall9255 жыл бұрын
When they fired my co-worker Dajuan, they had security here. Keep in mind WE DONT HAVE SECURITY. i guess they called a security company for just that one day....LOL
@georgebusybee14975 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂That's crazy😂😂😂
@tadd82105 жыл бұрын
WOW!
@manifestgtr5 жыл бұрын
Yeah. It’s because his name was fuckin Dajuan. You can always tell how easily someone is gonna go down by their name. Malcolm, Jim and Tyrone grew up with fathers and a sense of shame...they’ll have a new job next week. Teshawn, Dajuan and 6969paul grew up in a single room with their one single aunt and they’re alllll comin back with their cousins
@chrischill54395 жыл бұрын
Kevin Hall did he show out
@Zer0Mood5 жыл бұрын
Yall must have had some sort of security. No one hires security for a day.
@brycelooney72876 жыл бұрын
Steve Harvey wearing Jim Carrey the Mask suit.... Smokin lol
@koolinwitk17896 жыл бұрын
He just need the hat😂😂😂
@cassondralewis73896 жыл бұрын
And he was gonna P A R T Y! Why because he gotta!!! 😂
@stephenolan55396 жыл бұрын
I would want to check the dates but Jim Carrey in the Mask might have been wearing a Steve Harvey suit.
@MrRJMaker6 жыл бұрын
Bryce Looney 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kareemmccallum6 жыл бұрын
I'm dead 😂😂
@davidotoole9328 Жыл бұрын
First Steve Harvey stand-up I've ever seen. I've got a warm glow inside me from laughing so much. Show me the rabbit hole.
@josh82706 жыл бұрын
Willie went 0 to 10000 real quick.
@deesenuts87306 жыл бұрын
Dee Dish Sad. smh admitting your prejudice because of race and a "few bad apples"
@spiceyboogerspiceybooger64376 жыл бұрын
I have seen 3 people fired in my lifetime 1 white person 2 black. The HR director and security escorted them off the property 10 min after they were let go. The sad part is they were all tiny women and one of them was elderly. I assume to be fair they treat all the same...but it was hard to see.
@andrewjohnstone79436 жыл бұрын
@Dee Dish I do hope you're joking. I mean, Steve Harvey is joking
@andrewrhodes89326 жыл бұрын
Deese Nuts affirmative action requires diversity in the work place. Even if the black guy isn’t qualified he has to get the job. But white People are privileged???
@hawkemesa5 жыл бұрын
@@andrewrhodes8932 In case you haven't googled it since last week, that's not how affirmative action works.
@djeanevens2 жыл бұрын
I got fired three years ago because they had me doing everything the supervisor was supposed to do without the pay. Although they didn’t have a supervisor they wouldn’t give me the raise. I was making $14/hr and asked for a $2/hr raised they denied it and fired me because I refused to keep doing the supervisor work. I decided to go back to school and last year I made over 100,000 as a Registered Nurse. Sometimes it’s a blessing in disguise.
@Mrs_Yvonne_Afreh2 жыл бұрын
Good for you 👏👏👏👏
@sertic12 жыл бұрын
Yay brag about being a nurse for the $ rather than to help people 👍
@djeanevens2 жыл бұрын
@@sertic1 I love helping people the point of my response was to talk about how being fired can be a blessing in disguise go hate somewhere else.
@poyloos48342 жыл бұрын
@@sertic1 bro think he knows how to virtue signal.
@grantofat64382 жыл бұрын
I bet is was a blessing for the company as well.
@superhq13 жыл бұрын
I just got fired today…when everyone in the world right now is quitting🤣🤣 Just the laugh I needed.
@godzilla3623 жыл бұрын
God bless you man. Hope you get secured financially asap.
@edstevens68393 жыл бұрын
Wishing you well!! I hope you find a job that embraces your ethic!!
@54andcounting173 жыл бұрын
Damn what you do ???? They paying people to work. On a good note....There are plenty of places hiring. You will be fine.
@markfoster15203 жыл бұрын
Can you tell us more? It may not be funny....but we'd like to be the judge of that.
@branbranshenanigans16933 жыл бұрын
The best is yet to come for you ❤️
@Jamezy3162 жыл бұрын
The one time I got fired, I was actually mind blown… I was a deliver driver for an Italian restaurant, and I was the best driver by far. Delivered the most delivery’s, the fastest, at the end of the day I now only had the most delivered in the shortest amount of times made the most money for the restaurant. But there was this phone girl(the ones who hand the drivers the delivery) and she randomly just had an issue with me. They are suppose to hand out the deliveries I order, what driver was waiting next gets them. But she would literally skipped over me to give the biggest deliveries for the most money to one driver she liked, and would give me the bullshit ones, the farthest away, it was so obvious she was doing it on purpose: even the driver she favored(who was my boy) noticed it, all the drivers noticed it. So finally I told the managent. I normally don’t snitch, but you messing with my money, my livelihood. I told them twice, they never did anything. Then one day boss walks in, and in front of everyone goes “yea we won’t be needing you anymore” I was like “are you fucking kidding me? 1 month later they call me asking if I could come back, they fired the phone girl because of all the complaints… I told them to eat a bag of dicks
@doreenvanlee242411 күн бұрын
Iktr!
@FoxAttaak3 жыл бұрын
I nearly forgot Steve Harvey used to have hair on top of his head.
@nicki49053 жыл бұрын
Rite!!!!
@Savvage.8753 жыл бұрын
@@nicki4905 right *
@ethershakur47683 жыл бұрын
It was an hair piece not his hair that's why he's bald now
@dominiquejack68283 жыл бұрын
@@ethershakur4768 That was his hair lol
@Myflopera13 жыл бұрын
Lmao u shady 😂
@lellahstandring72202 жыл бұрын
My friend lost his job under the same manner.....he was so livid about it until he watched this clip...Steve had a way of making everyone laugh no matter the circumstance
@gregethan8328 Жыл бұрын
Hello how are you doing?
@DUCKDUCKGOISMUCHBETTER Жыл бұрын
@@gregethan8328You are reported to KZbin for spamming harassment of females in the comment columns.
@tedphillips25013 жыл бұрын
"Bob, I don't know how we would ever get along without you, but starting tomorrow, were going to try".
@markfoster15203 жыл бұрын
That;s usually about me. "Mark, you're the best part-time worker we have! Unfortunately, we hired you full-time. Turn in you ID at the door...."
@JP-br4mx2 жыл бұрын
Mark I’m ready for you
@nicholasstanley8787 Жыл бұрын
This is so dead on balls accurate. Love it!
@ItsAllLove4Real6 жыл бұрын
“What valuation...I ain't seen no valuation"...I CANNOT🙌🏾😂🤣😂🤣😂
@ItsAllLove4Real6 жыл бұрын
Don Juan El Californio Omg, I die EVERY time cuz it's TRUE🙌🏾😂🤣😂😂🤣
@ItsAllLove4Real6 жыл бұрын
Don Juan El Californio There is no political correctness in comedy...How we act in certain situations is freakin' hilarious...Picture us apologizing for THAT😂😂😂
@TheYurok19826 жыл бұрын
Just funny. Love the kings of comedy, I miss the days when we all got along an could laugh at ourselves before everyone got so sensitive
@ItsAllLove4Real6 жыл бұрын
Browns family 🙌🏾Talk about it...I miss those days as well, smh
@ItsAllLove4Real6 жыл бұрын
Don Juan El Californio Exactly
@redsoxclover116 жыл бұрын
Comedy should never have boundaries . Even if some people get offended or if everyone gets offended .
@9HighFlyer96 жыл бұрын
Only reason people get offended is that joke hits too close to home. Nobody likes looking in the mirror when they aren't pretty.
@chelomejias6766 жыл бұрын
Someone should joke about your dead relatives, don’t be offended either...jus jokes!
@9HighFlyer96 жыл бұрын
@@chelomejias676 just because people say things that are offensive to some people doesn't mean you have to be offended. Just words man.
@redsoxclover116 жыл бұрын
Chelo Mejias that isn’t a joke though. That’s a threat. The only joke here is your comprehension. If someone said something about one of my dead relatives that they thought was funny that’s on them. I don’t get offended by things like that because I’m not easily offended.
@chelomejias6766 жыл бұрын
Never Give An Inch It’s only words, remember?
@terrencet2025 жыл бұрын
"What valuation??!!!! I aint seen no got damn valuation!!!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😩
@Michael_Morales.5 жыл бұрын
"I ain't signing shit" the gace he made when he said that too. 😂😂😂😂
@gregorycrawford5105 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely a comedy genius! After what we've been through over the last number of years, its way past time for us to laugh again. Thank you Steve Harvey. Laughter is the best medicine.
@jovidahchatelain81455 жыл бұрын
Lol he ain’t lying I did the same exact thing “I ain’t leaving with out my check!!! “
@JamesRobinson-en5yo5 жыл бұрын
Lol luv you funny I would had pulled a willie myself I ain’t sighing shit🤔😒👀
@jessd36015 жыл бұрын
NEVER leave without your check
@alvarofavela29185 жыл бұрын
jovidah Chatelain you turned into Wilma Turner lol
@mikekillagreen94325 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Shabazz235 жыл бұрын
That's how you supposes to do it
@filmart4303 жыл бұрын
Awww yeahhh...the 90’s....back when you wear clothes 17 sizes bigger.
@tkkirkland83763 жыл бұрын
They was really doing that in the 2000s too
@tinacouch35313 жыл бұрын
@@tkkirkland8376 The guys were
@filmart4303 жыл бұрын
@COVID-19 me neither but wearing XXXXL when you are really a medium is just stupid.
@filmart4303 жыл бұрын
@COVID-19 I agree with that. Relax fit is what I like. When guys wear those skinny jeans is also a crime.
@charthers89033 жыл бұрын
It will come back
@keishas74345 жыл бұрын
I fired a Latina once and we had to call the cops lmao.
@sharony11635 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@ricklozano505 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@ricklozano505 жыл бұрын
What type of job?
@stefanpigford68915 жыл бұрын
Yeah,..that's them womens for sure.
@joshuaattractsmoney5 жыл бұрын
Wow! For real for real? LMAO
@robinlinh3 ай бұрын
I swear, the best crowd are the black folks at a really good comedy show or church service. Their energy when they truly enjoy something is insane.
@Triple_Zero_2 жыл бұрын
His standup totally still holds up to this day.
@nikkim8204 Жыл бұрын
7:32 Got me rolling!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Peabody388 Жыл бұрын
There's rumours he's gonna be the next host of Family Feud. Worth a watch
@nahor8811 ай бұрын
The difference is so many jobs are now remote post-Covid. A lot of those firings are now virtual, and bosses have a much easier time knowing they can just chill in their pad, open up a zoom with HR and be on their way. At my last job which went full-remote post Covid, I got the separation form from HR right before the team huddle, and was asked to join an HR zoom chat where my boss was wearing a tank top and didn't say a word other than "hang in there".
@kingvortex-m1n4 ай бұрын
Should have said his stand up still stand till this day
@allyciaransom36394 жыл бұрын
“I’ll tell you right now. I ain’t signing sh*t!!!” 😂😂😂😂
@LizasPaperPassion3 жыл бұрын
Truth
@roseblite64493 жыл бұрын
ROFLOL I heard that and cracked up.
@101yayo5 жыл бұрын
Steve Harvey's hair quit because it knew it was about to be fired.
@naomikinyanjui27285 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@JStar555555 жыл бұрын
Nooooooo 😭😭, I'm weak 😂😂💀💀
@Harvester885 жыл бұрын
We were going over your hairlines evaluation..... And you're not cutting it. We're gonna have to let you go.
@setsers14 жыл бұрын
XD
@generictimestamperstupendi90214 жыл бұрын
you win
@hch54982 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop laughing even to this day 😂
@meowkris4 жыл бұрын
My issue is you knew you were going to fire me before the workday even started. You could have told me that on the phone, then I wouldn't have wasted the gas coming over there.
@icalexander3 жыл бұрын
Yea that kind of shit I hate. I've had a job where it was a contract and they decided to end it without notice (which is legal as long as you pay in lieu of working notice) anyways I drive 30+ minutes, park in the parking garage (thankfully they paid for that as a perk of being employed there) go in and sit down. Start work and take my first call of the day. As soon as I'm done that I'm taken into a back office and terminated. The only thing I will say is that they paid me in lieu of notice and let me at least go get my car then return the parking pass but Jesus you could have phoned me that morning so I didn't waste an hour total driving there and back.
@rsan98543 жыл бұрын
PREACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ICONBEAST973 жыл бұрын
Same thing where I work. If they want to fire someone they let them work all week then fire them on Friday afternoon. It’s some messed up shit
@icalexander3 жыл бұрын
@@ICONBEAST97 yea and then businesses wonder why former employees will slam them on social media, glassdoor etc. You do things like you just described and it's asking to get dragged for being an asshole business owner
@chinacarter83193 жыл бұрын
Same!!! Bitch I catch the bus, I could have stayed home and slept for this shit!!!
@spliffnotes83593 жыл бұрын
Pretty classy of Jim Carrey to loan Steve his suit from The Mask.
@cheesegreezy98603 жыл бұрын
Ha!
@joeyoung69883 жыл бұрын
Was thinking hey the same thing 😂
@ericknev69823 жыл бұрын
sssssssssmokin
@cjgreen43313 жыл бұрын
Lol, nice
@tirhaquahmosley73703 жыл бұрын
Lmao lol 😂
@m.a.1183 жыл бұрын
I'm white, and when my boss asked me "Can I see you in my office in about 10?" I literally replied; "Can you make it 15? I have a lot to pack." I know this we pre-millennial times but much has changed.
@2jcward3 жыл бұрын
Lol. I remember blasting my personal email with my documents, W2, paycheck stubs lol. Knowing I was able to be fired.
@m.o.b.50113 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@m.o.b.50113 жыл бұрын
Damn
@erk443 жыл бұрын
I knew when they said that it was the beginning of the end
@yourlyingblueyesjusttoldon59863 жыл бұрын
Im white, been fired several times...knew it was coming...
@tom23245Ай бұрын
Tailor: How much drape would you like? Harvey: *yes*
@DK_Son3 жыл бұрын
He wearing enough material to make a sheet for a king-sized bed.
@hurricanecamille80893 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Kender5913 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@doccholo9053 жыл бұрын
Your comment had me dying
@xnreyescj3 жыл бұрын
fit for a King of Comedy
@draxinsklounce3 жыл бұрын
He has enough bread to make a bed too so🤷♂️ he can make at least 5 California king sized mattresses 😂😂😂 it was the 90’s this was hip as shit
@daxisperry76443 жыл бұрын
“Willie, can I see you in my office?l “What fo!?” XD
@kellyrobinson17803 жыл бұрын
That's actually, "Whuffo'?"
@willieearles31513 жыл бұрын
As a white guy named Willie, I thought Willie being the black guy was hilarious. Made sense though, all the other people I’ve met named Willie have been black.
@cptfreeman89663 жыл бұрын
@@willieearles3151 That's funny cause the only Willie I've ever met in my life was white
@Sapphire5863 жыл бұрын
@@willieearles3151 Willie Nelson.Lol.
@delmarvarailproduction2.0584 жыл бұрын
I had to fire a lady who was smoking crack in the bathroom. She had the nerve to ask if she could continue to work there until she found another job. I felt bad bc I knew she had a young child to take care of, but I couldn't let her stay and continue to smoke crack in the bathroom. Mind you we worked in a small deli AND the attorney general's office was directly next door as well as superior court 2 blocks down. Judges, clerks, and police frequented the deli almost everyday. I hope she got help for her problem.
@blakehansen82844 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a slap on the wrist, next time you're gone scenario. I mean... she's making sandwiches. Lol and if it was crack she was probably damn good at it. At least for that hour. 😆
@delmarvarailproduction2.0584 жыл бұрын
@@blakehansen8284Lol! I caught her licking sauce off her fingers after making a pizza cheesesteak sub!!! The owner was standing right beside me, I was totally mortified! I told her dont you EVER do that again!!! Then the owner scolded me saying I was too hard on her and made me apologize. I have hundreds of stories of stupid stuff employees have done, but licking your fingers behind the counter... in full view of customers and smoking crack in the bathroom takes the cake. My boss was a disgusting old pig too!!! (Tons of stories about him too.) I'm glad I abandoned ship, bc his deli's should have been called The Titanic. Have a great day!! :)
@hookbeak35163 жыл бұрын
@@delmarvarailproduction2.058 So is this awful place still in business? Your stories are well conveyed, & funny to read.
@delmarvarailproduction2.0583 жыл бұрын
@@hookbeak3516 thank you! The deli is no longer in business. First, his bank accounts were frozen for tax evasion, he lost everything including a huge house that he had just built. It's quite sad how his story ended, his adopted daughter, son in law and granddaughter were killed in a car accident. His youngest granddaughter survived, they were good decent people and I'm still heart sick over their passing. His youngest son died of a heroin overdose. The last I heard, he was a dishwasher in a high school cafeteria. I had always hoped his sweet wife Dolores had divorced him for all his infidelity, but I think she stuck it out with him. I hope you have a wonderful holiday hook beak!
@devinbalasi72963 жыл бұрын
@@delmarvarailproduction2.058 wow what a story!
@VydeoGramesJunk10 ай бұрын
He was a really funny standup comic with a lot of movement and energy.
@nathanstoltzfus75873 жыл бұрын
"That's bull-SHIT! AYEET, FUCK IT-gimme my check. Gimme my check. Give me my check. Gimme my check. Give. Me. My. Check." That shift from furious to serious... Too perfect 😂😂😂😂
@psylentknight3 жыл бұрын
It sure enough was the fast track from denial to acceptance, lol
@thetruedalv24623 жыл бұрын
IM HOLLERING🤣😭💀
@japkap4 жыл бұрын
Willie is the reason most offices have security waiting nearby when they get fired to escort them out the building.
@1eDITORcHRIS3 жыл бұрын
Bruh I hate the security thing though because they are not consistently thorough about the fact that you're permanently parting ways - they only care about getting their equipment back if anything but not about ensuring you don't leave anything behind of yours. When I had to get terminated from a position, by the time we walked from the manager's office in the back of the basement and made it all the way out the front door of the building, I realized I'd still left my lunch in the staff refrigerator which was also back down in the basement. They let me go just before it was about to be my lunch break. I still think about that philly cheesesteak to this day, especially because I'd legitimately gotten it from Philly and I was in NY. After that day, it made sense to me why I noticed the staff fridge had accumulated so many unclaimed food items over time that were simply holding up space. It was obviously all meals belonging to people who'd been let go before being able to finally eat that day. I usually don't even get comfortable enough anywhere for it to be possible that anything is left behind - I never get a permanent locker and always try to keep all personal belongings on my person at all times wherever I go in life - but I'd been at this job for over a year and its unique circumstances were such that it was better to bring your own food from home and keep it in their refrigerator than to try to find something to eat when you're already there.
@falanajerido8753 жыл бұрын
Truth
@sugakookie63 жыл бұрын
@@1eDITORcHRIS R.I.P Philly cheesesteak 😢
@Joshsams893 жыл бұрын
I watched multiple people get fired from a job, no security... the day i got fired 2 security escorted me to the office, then to my locker, then to my car, and followed me off the property. I was cool as a cucumber, and definitely saw it coming. Lol didn't understand the security detail though, still don't.
@MegaRenegade10003 жыл бұрын
Came here to read comments, ended up reading an essay.
@DogNamedNicolas3 жыл бұрын
Steve and Dave Chapelle are some of the best to control the pace, the stage, and the audience’s emotions during a storytelling skit
@luv2cook.3 жыл бұрын
Sebastian maniscalco 2!
@k.g.m.2543 жыл бұрын
Agree 👏💯💯
@SandorVitez2 жыл бұрын
"Keepin' it real" doesn't have to go bad, often complacency does
@calvincraig32242 жыл бұрын
I agree, but you also need Jim Jefferies in there
@cardigan30002 жыл бұрын
all true but the godfather was my man richard pryor
@natsaidthat Жыл бұрын
Pure comedy!!! This is truly a classic!!! 😂 And check out his fit! The suite, shoes, suspenders...Mr. Harvey is always sharp!!!!
@Catjuggler5 жыл бұрын
Thank you KZbin for putting this on my playlist. This caught me off guard and had me in stitches.
@princejay96616 жыл бұрын
In the whitest voice ever: Tom what are ya sayin? Lmaooooo
@ukwonderboy6 жыл бұрын
I'm white... I can confirm that's true 😂😂
@RandyManu-jk1yn5 жыл бұрын
Dat is een goeie
@matejc32815 жыл бұрын
Oh for Pete’s sake
@nofawkesgiven31705 жыл бұрын
Don’t quit your day job buddy. That’s if you even have one.
@AHammbone5 жыл бұрын
@@nofawkesgiven3170 original
@jamesnope86664 жыл бұрын
It's so crazy how people can make living simply pointing out known truths.
@EnigmaGameMaster4 жыл бұрын
@Chicken It would be good, if those truths ever changed...
@hookbeak35163 жыл бұрын
Its all about vocal delivery, timing, audience response time, some have it, many don't yet still they clutter up the comedy circuit. It's strange they'll survive 20-30 years treading the boards.
@benjaminlehman32213 жыл бұрын
It’s funny because it is true. I think those are some of the best jokes.
@jimams_jamz55183 жыл бұрын
Cuz everybody be lying all the time to be "polite" so people think you're different when you're just not an idiot lmao
@Michaelkaydee3 жыл бұрын
It's the how
@JohnMChew Жыл бұрын
After my first verbal warning I'm job hunting. Not sitting around waiting to get canned.
@jeffkoehncomedy23703 жыл бұрын
I’d like to believe that Willy and Willameena are still happily married to this day.
@NonButterface3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@fighthighlights22013 жыл бұрын
Deontay Wilder has joined the chat
@thememaster73 жыл бұрын
She said the exact same thing to Willy that he said to Tom, lol.
@URestURust3 жыл бұрын
Comedic genius
@em43153 жыл бұрын
So are Bob and Becky Lol
@rolandomontana13892 жыл бұрын
You know what's crazy. One time I asked the boss for a raise, and this man said I had to take a drug test cause he though I was high asking for a raise 🤣🤣🤣
@MblCJluTEJlb2 жыл бұрын
That's too funny.
@ethanquenum47782 жыл бұрын
Your boss is stupid. Only people who are low ask for a raise.
@okebaram2 жыл бұрын
That is hilarious!
@janassyjoachim16232 жыл бұрын
😫😫🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@leef80632 жыл бұрын
@@janassyjoachim1623 Thats Genius! who wants to ask for a raise NOW!
@brandonjerome2 жыл бұрын
Back when comedians told stories that lasted more than 2 minutes 🤣
@monstermcboo72822 жыл бұрын
People had longer attention spans before smartphones.
@moremilesmoreproblems63302 жыл бұрын
I was legit thinking “damn this a long joke”
@patchbunny2 жыл бұрын
Watch Dara O'Briain
@josefino722 жыл бұрын
Never seen Chappelle’s stand-up act?
@brandonjerome2 жыл бұрын
@@josefino72 "back when comedians" Comedian *S* Implying that it was more of a norm and prevalent among the majority or large portion of comedians.... I wasn't talking about one guy. Exceptions to everything always exists at least one or two
@wheeleyj672 жыл бұрын
This shit is gold. This man deserves to be exactly where he is in life. He’s funny as fuck 💯
@andrewguerra93435 жыл бұрын
Steve Harvey looks like a black Jim Carrey from the Mask.
@RockStar_Love5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆
@belindarodriguez86395 жыл бұрын
Andrew Guerra lmao
@memesfromdeepspace10755 жыл бұрын
Thicck
@montecarlo83ss5 жыл бұрын
Sssssssssmokin!
@autumnhomer97865 жыл бұрын
Andrew Guerra 🤣
@dovebar765 жыл бұрын
“Willie finna show his whole ass!”💀🤣🤣🤣 Now THIS is comedy! 💯Back when it was just about telling jokes. 🤣👍
@humanresearchtestsubjecth.11845 жыл бұрын
When you can't laugh at jokes about your race or yourself then your life is too serious to enjoy!
@buteverybodycallsmegiorgio5 жыл бұрын
Now it's more about emojis, right?
@stacimillner44275 жыл бұрын
Willie is gonna shut everything down!!!😂
@bmechannel5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@DankPeezy_YT5 жыл бұрын
I agree completely. Nowadays people are such sensitive crybabies. The funny thing about race when it comes to comedy is that you could say almost anything to any comic regardless of race, and they would get the joke and laugh. Real comedy transcends race and black comedians get that better than any other.
@phyllisarrington74363 жыл бұрын
"I'll kill yo kids, Tom, I'll kill yo kids"... I'M DEAD😂
@Cartman4wesome3 жыл бұрын
You must’ve been one of Tom’s kids then.
@IsraelCountryCube3 жыл бұрын
Dark humor.......isnt that degenerate. Cause im pretty sure theres a limit
@masterenos3 жыл бұрын
@@IsraelCountryCube Dark humor has no limit, the limit to dark humor is the level that keeps you the most sane. If you think I'll kill you kids tom is bad, Ive got way worse that has made First Responders of all walks nearly piss themselves.
@monkeybandit2223 жыл бұрын
@@masterenos yeah, humor has no limits. It is to make you laugh, not to be respectable. That’s what people don’t understand, the fact that you can make a joke out of a dark topic and make someone laugh shows that it is still humor.
@darlenewilliams75902 жыл бұрын
Amen " open eyes"!!!!! Epic!!!
@micahphilson7 күн бұрын
His white guy middle manager voice is so on point!
@angasanders1722 жыл бұрын
I saw him do this live during one of his shows years ago. As an experienced HR professional, I recognized the truth of this skit and laughed so hard my stomach was sore for 2 days afterward.
@il_principe2 жыл бұрын
That’s just sad
@galaxyknight73092 жыл бұрын
Hahaha heely heely.
@joycemarshall26772 жыл бұрын
Me too, I saw Steve, Bernie and Cedric
@sidhu1392 жыл бұрын
Did you take any medicine for your sore stomach?
@galaxyknight73092 жыл бұрын
@@sidhu139 probably if he was smart heely heely.
@lorddemonoss39456 жыл бұрын
I miss the 80's and 90's.
@jacktheripper68895 жыл бұрын
Lord Demonoss those were the decades to be alive! To be YOUNG!!!! TO BE FREEEEEEE
@lorddemonoss39455 жыл бұрын
@@jacktheripper6889 (tears) so true!
@jvo37774 жыл бұрын
People in this comments section can take jokes and laugh at themselves, that needs to happen with a lot more people nowadays.
@sixfootdworf95453 жыл бұрын
This comment has aged well.
@briankeevan81343 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing when I came to your reply. I truly hope we can return to a mindset where we realize we have much more in common with one another than we’re led to believe.
@DMaria2163 жыл бұрын
Right on honey 💗🤘🏼
@dextersmith4632 жыл бұрын
I am crying laughing, not as extreme, but something like this happened to me!🤣🤣🤣
@4uKokoro3 жыл бұрын
I got fired from my job this past July, I cried for maybe like 5 minutes and then got over it cuz I was like “thanks the Gods I don’t have to go back there” getting fired really sucks and hits hard when you’re not financially comfortable, but sometimes it’s really a blessing in disguise…
@TheCatholicChurchIsJesusChurch2 жыл бұрын
The Holy Trinity is God alone. There never has and never will be another god. God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are God. Not three gods but One. God bless and just letting you know
@lboysaidy22192 жыл бұрын
@@TheCatholicChurchIsJesusChurch this 3 in 1 don't make any sense 😂
@TheCatholicChurchIsJesusChurch2 жыл бұрын
@@lboysaidy2219 well God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are One. I know it can be confusing but try to understand. They are 3 Divine Persons in One God. That is why They are called the Trinity. Because they together are God but they are all equal
@lboysaidy22192 жыл бұрын
@@TheCatholicChurchIsJesusChurch anything that's confusing has nothing to do with God because God is not the author of confusion. It doesn't make any sense. Come something with logic.
@libafried58402 жыл бұрын
@@lboysaidy2219 Well said, God is not the author of confusion. Christian logic makes three persons "gods" be counted as one "god". Lol. God is not a person, God is not three persons. God is One, there is no other.
@vivalasvegas20905 жыл бұрын
RAY CHARLES can see that suit😆😆😆😆
@stevetournay37314 жыл бұрын
Probably even now, having been deceased for some years... :-)
@Harmthuria4 жыл бұрын
That's how he lost his sight to begin with.
@rwilson71974 жыл бұрын
This is one white girl that loves a yellow suit, not a red suit though. It would be nice if men's suit fashions could step up and catch on.
@ZordaanTelevisioN4 жыл бұрын
Are you kidding? Lou Ferigno can *hear* that suit.
@mackammo86744 жыл бұрын
When he was with us
@Waevplay3 жыл бұрын
I had a boss tell me how great I was at my job and fired me the next day. I thought, what kind of sick power play did this man just pull on me.
@mrmanq95173 жыл бұрын
He finessed you...evil😂😂
@thingfish0002 жыл бұрын
Here's an ugly truth: Those people that you assume deserve respect, that earned everything they have, well they often don't and didn't. Probably three quarters of the people you meet are incompetent, narcissistic, have no concerns other than themselves, and generally suck. The rest are good people and you can trust them.
@truffle60822 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Sengrath29862 жыл бұрын
It's like hiding a knife behind your back, petting the lamb telling him he's beautiful before you shank him.
@Miswhitness05202 жыл бұрын
Damn he broke your heart lol traumatic
@lanaemathis9473 Жыл бұрын
This is a completely different Steve Harvey!
@AuthenticallyTee3 жыл бұрын
This ain’t about no Wilhemena. This about Willy Turner😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀
@bwsoccerTV3 жыл бұрын
Classic
@mrlee90185 жыл бұрын
I died when he said "you wanted to see me?" What do you mean!
@jarrettmoorejr14035 жыл бұрын
Me too
@seanm814163 жыл бұрын
"Willy bout to show his whole ASS!" LMAO Kills me every time.
@Scuba_Bro10 ай бұрын
Came here after listening to Katt Williams destroy Steve Harvey on Shannon Sharpe’s show 😂
@Yousitech2 жыл бұрын
I quit my last job, I told my boss there was a reason she had been divorced 3 times and I couldn't put up with her either
@sergybeast2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂💯
@jinkazama40922 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@jasminejanelle12282 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 gold
@Desert100752 жыл бұрын
Ohhhh yeah. That's for real how it is sometimes.
@PaladinThizz2 жыл бұрын
I quit my last job and my boss acted like I wouldn't have another one. Got another job 3 days later. Some bosses are just prideful jerks.
@nefariousjohnson88515 жыл бұрын
Tom: Willy, could I see you in my office? Willy: What fo?! Hahaha
@thesmallestminorityisthein40453 жыл бұрын
I dont mind being fired. What I mind is being fired out of the blue. If my performance has been bad for a while, why the hell am I only hearing it about it at the last minute?
@denisonunglaub3 жыл бұрын
exactly!
@DialogDontArgue3 жыл бұрын
They usually build a case against you first. It's machiavellian, letting you dig your own grave. It's lawyers, guns and money that turn the world.
@anda69633 жыл бұрын
I think when you're gonna get fired it start to rot both ways. Like in a relationship, things start to smell fishy in all directions and when u are actually out you see signs all over the place. Its a two way street
@rippygirl4233 жыл бұрын
Or what about that maggot-move Trump made on Comey? Plus if you are being fired you should know before everyone else on the job.
@KJwess3 жыл бұрын
@COVID-19 why did you turn the world upside down?
@TheY2AProblem2 ай бұрын
Boss: "You're fired." Me: "K."
@TheOnlyTaps5 жыл бұрын
Steve Harvey stand-up is low key underrated
@ScorpioBeauty5 жыл бұрын
Facts
@misscocobrown3765 жыл бұрын
He's alright....not funny as Bernie Mac.
@lazdo205 жыл бұрын
What's low key ?
@misscocobrown3765 жыл бұрын
@@lazdo20 He's not getting g the recognition that he should be getting
@lazdo205 жыл бұрын
@@misscocobrown376 ok gotcha
@omegalightning57153 жыл бұрын
People always need to remember this one fact; Comedians get most of their content from real life experiences. Watch this as a comedy once, then watch it a second time listening to the story without laughing. It is an eye opener.
@6omni6draconian63 жыл бұрын
No shit
@jeusgarcia85973 жыл бұрын
*BEING A REALIST* STUPID KZbin WOULDN'T LET ME CORRECT MY COMMENT.
@christopherch3 жыл бұрын
@@jeusgarcia8597 Ok?
@thebosstheboss26973 жыл бұрын
That’s right.They can’t hold down a real job.
@gofukurself4life3 жыл бұрын
Not really its a story about getting fired that happens to be funny. If this is an eye opening than you need to move out moms basement and get a job
@ninetythreetwenty20125 жыл бұрын
That suit looks like about 20 yards of cloth
@carrylhicks73525 жыл бұрын
Lol, you silly 😂😂😂
@ninetythreetwenty20125 жыл бұрын
@@southlondon86 what??? actually enough to cover that stretched out hole in your face called a mouth
@rossleeson86265 жыл бұрын
He looks like the black version of The Mask.
@enyaliosares43015 жыл бұрын
No body knows what a yard is. Must be American
@jeremymenning565 жыл бұрын
That's how they wore it. Original Kings Of Comedy. Steve Cedric Bernie DL. I think Bernie Steve and Cedric were all trying to one up each other on the suits. DL was a little more reserved.
@willsmi89 Жыл бұрын
Hey Willie! Can I see you in my office for a moment please? WHAT PHO??? WHAT DA HELL WE GOIN THE OFFICE PHO TOM??? U GOT SOMETHING TO TELL ME, U TELL ME RIGHT HERE!!!
@donsmith11982 жыл бұрын
I got fired once...😂😂🤣 Production dropped 75% for months. I still smile to this day.
@joshhorn51312 жыл бұрын
Sign flipper?
@canandwill12 жыл бұрын
😭🤣🤣🤣
@trawlins3962 жыл бұрын
Dropped for one day or weeks? If you were so productive why would they have fired you? 🤔
@trawlins3962 жыл бұрын
@Fullashit Ministries that can't be it . Wearing a mask doesn't stop the spread. It's like wearing nothing. That's been documented and verified. Even that jerk Fauci said it.
@KennethGangte2 жыл бұрын
@Fullashit Ministries 🤣🤣🤣
@fullblownredneck96232 жыл бұрын
I got fired after 25 years at the same company. The owners son took over the company. He and I had a difference in opinion, I thought he was an asshole, he apparently did not think that way. I was proved right. The company lost $40,000 a month in production for the next two years. The company is still on life support. I found a new job making almost twice as much. Life is funny or I'm not living up to my potential.
@Nicky24142 жыл бұрын
Good on you, dude.
@nelmat732 жыл бұрын
he probably did you a big favor.
@spanishmontana61212 жыл бұрын
How about you start working for yourself now big homie ?
@drivingmylifeaway71492 жыл бұрын
Whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep dude
@fullblownredneck96232 жыл бұрын
@@drivingmylifeaway7149 It helps to actually have friends still in there. Do you know what friends are?
@medmans36675 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I'm still watching this in 2019😂😂😂
@Robert53area5 жыл бұрын
Its cause steve harvey is generally just funny
@zachoner58975 жыл бұрын
I can't believe he had hair
@nekts22885 жыл бұрын
Funny from beginning to end.
@joyceellis76125 жыл бұрын
me too, did you hear the one where he and wife went to Africa for vacation. Look it up,funny as all get out
@Sapphire5865 жыл бұрын
Because it's still funny as hell!!!!
@TCB54952 жыл бұрын
Love it!! Hilarious 😂 Love Steve Harvey! So proud of him and his success!! Keep growing!😊❤🙏🏾