Steve Harvey on Firing White People Vs. Firing Black People

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[@Name-ps9fx]

“Can I see you in my office?” has the same vibe as your girlfriend saying, “We...need to talk.”

[@masterenos]

Nope more like getting called to see the principle. You know that whole walk there you're screwed.

[@jenniferbullett7254]

@@masterenos If you're in school but not as an adult.

[@shannonwilkes7675]

Facts 😂😭

[@waynewilliams5802]

In your case it would be same vibe as your boyfriend saying, "we need to talk".

[@Marcvelous3]

I feel em both equally

[@kashfortheking]

I got terminated one time from a temp position in 2014. Wife didn’t have a job at the time, 3 year old at the house. They let me go, my wife cried, and I told her “it’s ok, we are going to survive this.” Life is so good y’all. I completely turned that thing around, and God Almighty was with me the whole time. Be blessed.

[@sassyfras4085]

Amen!!! Our God will never fail us or leave us it's only us whoever leaves him

[@Kennium4oxide]

Glory to God

[@theninjacat7200]

sometimes termination isn't the end...it's a new beginning. the job could be holding you back from another career which needs you...

[@kashfortheking]

THE NINJACAT certainly in that case. They did me a favor 😂😂😂

[@llsmoothvevo2072]

🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@user-jm6mj6lq2s]

“They always walk like somebody pushing them” that had me dead . I can’t stop laughing even to this day .

[@d3f1n3d2]

I saw someone else tell this joke, don't remember who or what year. While its possible they might have took it from SH its unlikely given he was already a big name.

[@dorenjackson1166]

This hits different as an adult today😂. It was funny as a kid but hilarious now. My supervisor walks & talks just like Tom. I’m only hear again because I got that call to the office & thought I was going to have to act like Willie 😂

[@Jamezy316]

That white boss walk with his ass pinched was ON POINT! 😂😂😂

[@revengeofthenerds4415]

Fr, the manager at the store I work at always speed walks around the store, he looks like he found a bomb in the store and is trying not to panic

[@chrishonsmith-tc5cz]

That was a good one 🤣

[@belizegal29]

@@revengeofthenerds4415😂😂😂

[@taasch2505]

The real nerdy oversized ones with glasses; yeah. But mine was a f'n drill sergeant from Vietnam. I wish I could see Steve Harvey do a skit about that one 😂

[@erickruckenberg8716]

When he said "I've had 10-11 jobs and been fired 10-11 times" I felt that

[@Dre_98]

I ain’t black and I felt that lol

[@zigzag7194]

I thought he was going to say he's been fired 11teen times 😂😂

[@shyguymuzik9095]

😂😂😂

[@erickruckenberg8716]

@@Dre_98 neither am I 😂

[@dk3768]

@@acpfullsends5190 I haven't been fired but got a written warning 2x. 6 months later I dipped with no notice

[@dimefever1006]

I was fired once and all I said was OK.

[@anewno6240]

I smiled and told the manager "I should've taken the other offer instead of yours." I had two job offers at the same time. I literally was happy for no reason that day. Hated that manager. Should've sued or got unemployed from that witch.

[@SonjaElizabethTeal]

Me too.

[@labarron84]

That's literally what I said when I got fired from Ruby Tuesday. I literally said "ok that's fine." The assistant manager just started laughing.

[@ivoryscott1162]

😂🤣😆

[@bestteefindagame]

Ok

[@jesusisherelookbusy]

Steve rocking Jim Carrey’s suit from The Mask. *”Ssssssmokin’!”* 😂

[@usamazahid3882]

At least, Steve Harvey ain't wearing the hat nor the green paint on his face to make it look like that.

[@Unworthyservant7]

I though the same.! Exactly

[@Triple_Zero_]

His standup totally still holds up to this day.

[@nikkim8204]

7:32 Got me rolling!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Peabody388]

There's rumours he's gonna be the next host of Family Feud. Worth a watch

[@nahor88]

The difference is so many jobs are now remote post-Covid. A lot of those firings are now virtual, and bosses have a much easier time knowing they can just chill in their pad, open up a zoom with HR and be on their way. At my last job which went full-remote post Covid, I got the separation form from HR right before the team huddle, and was asked to join an HR zoom chat where my boss was wearing a tank top and didn't say a word other than "hang in there".

[@FoxAttaak]

I nearly forgot Steve Harvey used to have hair on top of his head.

[@nicki4905]

Rite!!!!

[@Savvage.875]

@@nicki4905 right *

[@ethershakur4768]

It was an hair piece not his hair that's why he's bald now

[@dominiquejack6828]

@@ethershakur4768 That was his hair lol

[@Myflopera1]

Lmao u shady 😂

[@LeskoBrandon2x]

A black guy I work with told me the funniest shit I’ve ever heard. Another black guy quit his job. I asked Anthony about it and asked if he put in his two weeks notice. He laughed and said, “hell naw that’s a white thang... black folks don’t give a two weeks notice.” I asked why and he said, “do they give you a two weeks notice when they fire yo ass?” 😂😂😂

[@benmollitor3776]

That's exactly why I don't give one.

[@unexpectedvixen5685]

🤣🤣

[@TheBlackShinigami]

It's actually factual and only used for places you want to be hired again with honestly. Fuck allat two week shit

[@phathuevos697]

So true lol

[@mikekeltner4291]

I don't quit I just get myself firef

[@djeanevens]

I got fired three years ago because they had me doing everything the supervisor was supposed to do without the pay. Although they didn’t have a supervisor they wouldn’t give me the raise. I was making $14/hr and asked for a $2/hr raised they denied it and fired me because I refused to keep doing the supervisor work. I decided to go back to school and last year I made over 100,000 as a Registered Nurse. Sometimes it’s a blessing in disguise.

[@Mrs_Yvonne_Afreh]

Good for you 👏👏👏👏

[@sertic1]

Yay brag about being a nurse for the $ rather than to help people 👍

[@djeanevens]

@@sertic1 I love helping people the point of my response was to talk about how being fired can be a blessing in disguise go hate somewhere else.

[@poyloos4834]

@@sertic1 bro think he knows how to virtue signal.

[@grantofat6438]

I bet is was a blessing for the company as well.

[@mikec1865]

Getting Fired is one of the most embarrassing, depressing, and denigrating experiences that this life has to offer. Whether in the sanitized offices of a hospital or the putrid grounds of the city dump, it is demoralizing.

[@TheLegend-uq1gz]

It’s also tough for the boss that will deliver the message.

[@Uridien]

To think he was actually fitted for that suit.

[@billsavidz1274]

Bruh lmaooo

[@Frnk_3]

Looks like a banana

[@thepursuitofknowledge5245]

Its what we call now the 'super loose baggy fit dont fit fit'

[@comrade8185]

Idk man I really like that look

[@yversace5500]

Yup 80’s and 90’s had a lot of that, it was the style

[@101yayo]

Steve Harvey's hair quit because it knew it was about to be fired.

[@naomikinyanjui2728]

😂😂😂😂

[@jaysoft55]

Nooooooo 😭😭, I'm weak 😂😂💀💀

[@Harvester88]

We were going over your hairlines evaluation..... And you're not cutting it. We're gonna have to let you go.

[@setsers1]

XD

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

you win

[@bixby9797]

If Steve didn't hit it right on the head...I've seen it go both ways with white and black guys being fired but Steve got it right in the two different reactions. People forget just how good a comedian Steve Harvey is because of the TV show

[@davidotoole9328]

First Steve Harvey stand-up I've ever seen. I've got a warm glow inside me from laughing so much. Show me the rabbit hole.

[@markdavid4897]

In May 2008, I was told by my Supervisor that the big boss suggested I find another job, and the Supervisor said it with kind of a smirky smile on his face, expecting me to be all shocked and saddened, but I wasn't. I simply said "OK, I'll start looking." Two hours later I had a job interview. Three days later I had the job. My old job was a government contractor position. The new job was a Government Contractual Evaluator, directly over the contractor company that had just let me go. When they found out, the former big boss called my new Govt Boss and said; "Oh, you don't want him." to which my new Govt Boss replied, "Well, that's exactly why we hired him." I am still there today, July 2021, evaluating the same contract work. And the former big boss, and the Supervisor? Both were let go about a year later for inappropriate comments on the job, fired by their bosses. Two Morals of the story: Never give up, and Don't be a dick. :0)

[@adriennerobinson1180]

Truth Indeed. This is how you do it.

[@Hfils]

I like your attitude brother. Karma will always deliver

[@moonbaby6134]

Be nice to people on the way up, because it may bite you on the way down.

[@samsimmons2831]

That's incredible

[@patrickdurst3495]

Stick it to em! Way to go man.

[@blake2631]

"What Fo?!?!" *Intensely stares* 😂😂😂

[@blinkth3dog]

Shyyyyyiiitttt!

[@deepmelanin7241]

😂😂😂😂😂 what fo

[@mishellefab5153]

Lmao!!!

[@THEDOORIZCLOSED]

I've done that too! Got called into a meeting and was just like "you might as well fire me now..." I didnt get fired, but the same day of the meeting, I walked out afterwards lol

[@HaloHighlightz]

I’ve replayed that part about six times 🤣

[@chanabrown5592]

Steve with the zoot suits!!! 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣

[@nicholasstanley8787]

This is so dead on balls accurate. Love it!

[@keishas7434]

I fired a Latina once and we had to call the cops lmao.

[@sharony1163]

Lmfao

[@ricklozano50]

Holy shit

[@ricklozano50]

What type of job?

[@stefanpigford6891]

Yeah,..that's them womens for sure.

[@joshuaattractsmoney]

Wow! For real for real? LMAO

[@ThatGuyNamedR0b]

the one time I got fired I never saw it coming, I actually thought the boss was gonna give me praise for a job well done lol

[@rachels.9984]

Have you ever worked yourself into getting fired? I ran out of stuff to do after a week... they were expecting it to take a month plus at least. 🥲

[@romariomejia5396]

@@rachels.9984 People have told me "it's better to look busy, than to finish all your work"

[@rachels.9984]

@@romariomejia5396 Wish I'd known that then! XD Very true!

[@APDaBaron]

LOL oh shit. that's funny.

[@shaquanshia]

@@rachels.9984 That sounds like my security dispatch job! Don't rush, just keep at a steady pace and look busy. Crazy right?

[@rickeygeetv6197]

"This ain't about no Willimina. This is about Willie Turner!" This was the best line ever! lol.

[@MariaLopes-yl1ix]

I was being severely harassed at work by my head of department for sometime, without being able to defend myself. All I could do was to ensure that I gave him no reason to pick on the quality of my work and so I became meticulously proficient at all aspects of my job. Still the harassment continued and my stress levels shot to the roof with direct consequences on my physical and mental health. I finally decided to use two weeks of my holidays entitlement just to look for another job. I started on Monday and by Wednesday, just two days later, I had an interview and was offered a Job in a Well known company that offered me a starting salary of twice as much as I was getting in my current job. Nedless to say that by Thursday I have handed over my notice, while still on leave, which gave me Much Pleasure. On my last day at work, when my hypocrit on a manader and the rest of the department gathered to make a fuss and give a present, I finished my job and unbeknownst to them I exited the building, leaving them all standing there waiting for me for a good half an hour or so until they finally realised that I had long gone. The best thing is that, the entire company got to know about it and they became the but of all jokes for a long time. I stayed in my new job for 16 good years, before cordially moving on to do even better.

[@wolfgangwiesinger9502]

Yeah, someone might start thinking the his current job is very important, but the thing is, when you change work, you learn different ways of doing things, which is a skill by itself.

[@DK_Son]

He wearing enough material to make a sheet for a king-sized bed.

[@hurricanecamille8089]

😂😂

[@Kender591]

🤣🤣🤣

[@doccholo905]

Your comment had me dying

[@xnreyescj]

fit for a King of Comedy

[@draxinsklounce]

He has enough bread to make a bed too so🤷‍♂️ he can make at least 5 California king sized mattresses 😂😂😂 it was the 90’s this was hip as shit

[@spliffnotes8359]

Pretty classy of Jim Carrey to loan Steve his suit from The Mask.

[@cheesegreezy9860]

Ha!

[@joeyoung6988]

Was thinking hey the same thing 😂

[@ericknev6982]

sssssssssmokin

[@cjgreen4331]

Lol, nice

[@tirhaquahmosley7370]

Lmao lol 😂

[@nanieve4296]

Legends says it that Willie still waiting for his check.

[@desireeanne916]

When his foot started stomping I knew he was ready to get down. Thank you for the laughs Steve I wish I could've been there 🤣

[@gregethan8328]

Hello how are you doing?

[@mikeoxlong3504]

@@gregethan8328 Shut up

[@ItsAllLove4Real]

“What valuation...I ain't seen no valuation"...I CANNOT🙌🏾😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@ItsAllLove4Real]

Don Juan El Californio Omg, I die EVERY time cuz it's TRUE🙌🏾😂🤣😂😂🤣

[@ItsAllLove4Real]

Don Juan El Californio There is no political correctness in comedy...How we act in certain situations is freakin' hilarious...Picture us apologizing for THAT😂😂😂

[@TheYurok1982]

Just funny. Love the kings of comedy, I miss the days when we all got along an could laugh at ourselves before everyone got so sensitive

[@ItsAllLove4Real]

Browns family 🙌🏾Talk about it...I miss those days as well, smh

[@ItsAllLove4Real]

Don Juan El Californio Exactly

[@yhiquan2016]

Idk how this came in my recommend, but it was worth it. 😂😂

[@baggedjt]

Same

[@bluntcity6ix374]

Same

[@zothanpuiichhakchhuak4826]

Mee too.

[@JP-zf3ft]

Same

[@gamil867]

Family Feud maybe ?

[@hch5498]

I can’t stop laughing even to this day 😂

[@Tjd1982]

As a white guy I take the compensation, get a reference and update my resume lol.

[@TK-96]

“Oh Tom, what am I gonna do? What about the mortgage” 😂😂

[@nme.00104]

the kids college funds, 😭😭😅🤣😂💀💀💀💀

[@pennywisethemoistclown4881]

Oh Father God

[@mthuree8171]

Tamira Knight I'd rather have a mortgage then pay rent

[@ebayguy38]

That was funny

[@William1987GTA1]

@THE TRUTH MATTERS She doesn't have to pay rent. She's got subsidized housing and food stamps.

[@antzantzantz]

When I got fired from my first job I asked my boss for a ride home and she ACTUALLY gave me a ride home 😃

[@fadibokinno3465]

Ahh you seem so proud

[@anthonyzivalich4962]

Was it an akward ride home?

[@davidl570]

@@anthonyzivalich4962 The answer to that is pretty Obvious, Captain.

[@cptfreeman8966]

@@petrx30 LMAOOOOOOOO

[@SuperAncientAlien]

Did you ask her in for coffee ??

[@gregorycrawford5105]

Absolutely a comedy genius! After what we've been through over the last number of years, its way past time for us to laugh again. Thank you Steve Harvey. Laughter is the best medicine.

[@natsaidthat]

Pure comedy!!! This is truly a classic!!! 😂 And check out his fit! The suite, shoes, suspenders...Mr. Harvey is always sharp!!!!

[@brycelooney7287]

Steve Harvey wearing Jim Carrey the Mask suit.... Smokin lol

[@koolinwitk1789]

He just need the hat😂😂😂

[@cassondralewis7389]

And he was gonna P A R T Y! Why because he gotta!!! 😂

[@stephenolan5539]

I would want to check the dates but Jim Carrey in the Mask might have been wearing a Steve Harvey suit.

[@MrRJMaker]

Bryce Looney 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kareemmccallum]

I'm dead 😂😂

[@radredditreads7515]

“They always walk like somebody pushing them” that had me dead 💀😂😂

[@brandongordin2792]

So many similarities between 'Willie' and Milton from office space

[@andrew3912]

Katie pelrine I know this

[@DankHunt420]

Green31 where u from😘

[@radredditreads7515]

Green31 Boston

[@sugarpumpkin3813]

🤣🤣

[@originaLkomatoast]

I got fired from a job I worked at for 9 years. It was a blessing because the next day I got a much better job that started at twice the pay and after 2 years it was triple what I was making at my old job. I paid off all debt then bought a decent house and said adios to my crazy landlord of 11 years.

[@lanaemathis9473]

This is a completely different Steve Harvey!

[@knowone4080]

At one of my past jobs a buddy of mine there caught me as I was coming in to work and pulled me to the side to tell me the boss was going to fire me that day. I knew it was coming so it was no surprise. But immediately after he told me I went into my boss office and gave him my two weeks notice with his secretary as a witness. He said I can't give him a two weeks notice he was going to fire me at the end of the day. Well I told him it's still morning and here is my two weeks notice. It was perfect I got an extra 2 weeks pay even though I wasn't allowed at the office. I got paid to sit home for 2 weeks which was perfect because I was able to find a new job during that time. And the buddy that gave me a heads up I treated him to wings and beer.

[@stephaniewoods6505]

Love this! Sometimes you got to play the player!

[@EA-mh3qu]

That’s awesome. The only thing is if this is in the states keep in mind you forfeited unemployment benefits if you had needed them by quitting instead of being fired.

[@30minutesdj33]

This is the real shit; made me LoL

[@bxi1547]

Nice!

[@normturner4849]

E A Same in Australia but if you wanna work, 2 weeks is enough time to get a job. Tough shit if you wanna sit on ur ass on the dole (unemployment benefits) so yes, ya need to get sacked (fired). Personally I’d rather have a job & self respect.

[@Brooklyn11236]

Getting fired hurts. Even if you hated the job and everyone that worked there, you still feel like shedding a tear when it happens

[@aminawilliamson2694]

Nah I’ll be like I’m free

[@mansamusa6724]

Nah

[@sammccourt9027]

Honestly tho I was gonna quit this telemarketing job I fucking hated like an hour before I quit my manager Calls me back and says yeah we can’t afford you anymore so you gotta scram cat. Shit pisssssed me off i honestly don’t know why I fucking hated that place.

[@TheDanrox110]

Everyone wants to leave on their own terms

[@GatherYeRosebudsWhileYeMay]

Lol depends how many times you’ve been around the block

[@thamad311]

The most important thing that should be on everyone mind currently should be to invest in different sources of income that doesn't depend on the government. Especially with the current economic crisis around the word. This is still a good time to invest in various stocks, Gold, silver and digital currencies.

[@jeantaylor6079]

I keep wondering how people earn money in financial markets, i tried trading bitcoin on my own made a huge loss and now I'm scared of investing more.

[@thamad311]

@@jeantaylor6079 That won't bother you if you trade with a professional like *Mr Gary Mason Brooks* my coach, you may have come across him on interviews relating to bitcoin. He trades, manage trading account and offer mentorship program for clients who wish to become professional investors.

[@jeantaylor6079]

@@thamad311 You allow people to trade for you? that's interesting, I would love to learn, hope it’s safe?

[@susanhaynes679]

Wow I can't believe you guys are discussing about *Gary Mason Brooks* , I once met him at a conference in California 2019, just before the pandemic. I can testify that he’s very good in trading..Highly recommended…

[@susanhaynes679]

@Peter Moore Yes i do, I've known him for couple of years, I'm still using his services, His management team is quite impressive so far.... with my $15,000 deposit, I made over $288,000 profit with just 10% charge.

[@Nube-Gamer]

4:33 “what fo?” It sounds so authentic xD

[@terencejay8845]

Looking at the audience, firing Bob was more like a Ted talk, but firing Willie was an Evangelist Meeting.

[@kaohsiung99]

a Ted talk.... LOL. You are correct in your observation!

[@kevinhall925]

When they fired my co-worker Dajuan, they had security here. Keep in mind WE DONT HAVE SECURITY. i guess they called a security company for just that one day....LOL

[@georgebusybee1497]

😂😂😂😂😂😂That's crazy😂😂😂

[@tadd8210]

WOW!

[@manifestgtr]

Yeah. It’s because his name was fuckin Dajuan. You can always tell how easily someone is gonna go down by their name. Malcolm, Jim and Tyrone grew up with fathers and a sense of shame...they’ll have a new job next week. Teshawn, Dajuan and 6969paul grew up in a single room with their one single aunt and they’re alllll comin back with their cousins

[@chrischill5439]

Kevin Hall did he show out

[@Zer0Mood]

Yall must have had some sort of security. No one hires security for a day.

[@TCB5495]

Love it!! Hilarious 😂 Love Steve Harvey! So proud of him and his success!! Keep growing!😊❤🙏🏾

[@VydeoGramesJunk]

He was a really funny standup comic with a lot of movement and energy.

[@princejay9661]

In the whitest voice ever: Tom what are ya sayin? Lmaooooo

[@ukwonderboy]

I'm white... I can confirm that's true 😂😂

[@RandyManu-jk1yn]

Dat is een goeie

[@matejc3281]

Oh for Pete’s sake

[@nofawkesgiven3170]

Don’t quit your day job buddy. That’s if you even have one.

[@alexat420]

@@nofawkesgiven3170 original

[@thebringer-dreamerdragon-6067]

And we Asian don't even know what being fired is. We still be coming into the work the next day like nothing happened.

[@williamfalls]

Workplace ninja. You show up, you nod, you disappear into the crowd. Nobody see you clock in or out, but the system says you're there when you there. Fired? No, that just means leaving work early for day, come back next shift sneakier.

[@Ken-iu2zp]

@@williamfalls that's definitely a asian lmaoo

[@ceecee4049]

🤣😂

[@mylapie5981]

Lol

[@kind2311]

Asians talk like black people now?

[@juicegoose2311]

"any day now"lmfaooo. felt that in my soul

[@pennywashington1054]

Willie got nine kids, and four baby Mama's!!!😆

[@user-qw6pb4ub8p]

Hello Penny, how are you doing today, hope you’re fine and safe from the Virus??

[@tonyjackson4078]

I got fired from one job and they said "However, you can finish the day..." I looked at them and was "I'd like to, BUT I HAVE TO GO JOB HUNTING."

[@somalibridgetv]

The nerve! 🙉🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂

[@nicolemulhair5608]

Lol

[@chadkincham]

That’s like your girl breaking up with you in the middle of dinner, and saying you can finish the meal before you go.

[@zachjenks]

@@chadkincham and then asking you to pay the bill lol

[@patrickmulroney9452]

lolllll

[@terrencet202]

"What valuation??!!!! I aint seen no got damn valuation!!!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😩

[@Michael_Morales.]

"I ain't signing shit" the gace he made when he said that too. 😂😂😂😂

[@rashidashabazz7319]

That suit is FLY......I LOVE STEVE"s old school dress style 👍🏼👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💯‼️

[@WILMA_]

Steve is one of the BEST there is. FOR REAL. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

[@andrewguerra9343]

Steve Harvey looks like a black Jim Carrey from the Mask.

[@RockStar_Love]

😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆

[@belindarodriguez8639]

Andrew Guerra lmao

[@memesfromdeepspace1075]

Thicck

[@montecarlo83ss]

Sssssssssmokin!

[@autumnhomer9786]

Andrew Guerra 🤣

[@daxisperry7644]

“Willie, can I see you in my office?l “What fo!?” XD

[@kellyrobinson1780]

That's actually, "Whuffo'?"

[@willieearles3151]

As a white guy named Willie, I thought Willie being the black guy was hilarious. Made sense though, all the other people I’ve met named Willie have been black.

[@cptfreeman8966]

@@willieearles3151 That's funny cause the only Willie I've ever met in my life was white

[@Sapphire586]

@@willieearles3151 Willie Nelson.Lol.

[@dextersmith463]

I am crying laughing, not as extreme, but something like this happened to me!🤣🤣🤣

[@rashidashabazz7319]

STEVE is SOOO CRAZY..🤣😅😂That was SOOO GOOD and I HEARD IT BEFORE😆🤣😂😅😆‼️

[@nopewmopan]

It starts with "close the door behind you."

[@stephaniemac4637]

Michael Mud-Dragon Or, have a seat..

[@agentafroman5079]

@@stephaniemac4637 Take a seat, Young Skywalker

[@andraecusdavis3702]

Yep.

[@mikemathis5579]

It ends with, but we wish you nothing but the best of luck in your future endeavors...

[@missnatalieOK]

Haha..yup!

[@buicklincoln]

Rule one: whenever you fire someone, don't ever do it in front of their peers. Do it after work, when it's just the manager and the fired employee and security if you need it. Let the person fired walk out the door with respect.

[@elithegifted9389]

I got fired at home depot in a middle of a shift and my manager had to walk close by me all the way to the exit, was some bullshit

[@nathanwho1384]

I got fired over the phone once, my manager told me to bring my keys in the next day. Then they wouldn't even let me inside, like I was going to shoot the place up. I laughed and thanked them for letting me go.

[@irishcountrygirl78]

@@elithegifted9389 love these American being fired stories, in Ireland you just work up the hours left and you don't waste your energy on anything else, just take your last payment and go, all the drama isn't worth it 🤣🤣🤣

[@elithegifted9389]

@@irishcountrygirl78 the thing is they made it more then it was by humiliating you in front of everyone like you some child, it's really pathetic, and the reason they fire you is bull shit on top of itself

[@irishcountrygirl78]

@@elithegifted9389 yes l get that, that rarely happened here, usually a crappy boss got walked out on and found it harder and harder to get employees, word travels fast "he's a hard man to stomach" people would say etc.. People avoided a bad boss and so it backfired to humiliate workers, because they went ejse where, but these bosses sadly still exist and take pleasure in embarrassing an employee. It is pathetic. They must be very unhappy people.

[@pennywashington1054]

"Leave before they fire, you! Better to quit!"😆

[@Scuba_Bro]

Came here after listening to Katt Williams destroy Steve Harvey on Shannon Sharpe’s show 😂

[@superhq1]

I just got fired today…when everyone in the world right now is quitting🤣🤣 Just the laugh I needed.

[@godzilla362]

God bless you man. Hope you get secured financially asap.

[@edstevens6839]

Wishing you well!! I hope you find a job that embraces your ethic!!

[@54andcounting17]

Damn what you do ???? They paying people to work. On a good note....There are plenty of places hiring. You will be fine.

[@markfoster1520]

Can you tell us more? It may not be funny....but we'd like to be the judge of that.

[@branbranshenanigans1693]

The best is yet to come for you ❤️

[@josh8270]

Willie went 0 to 10000 real quick.

[@deesenuts8730]

Dee Dish Sad. smh admitting your prejudice because of race and a "few bad apples"

[@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437]

I have seen 3 people fired in my lifetime 1 white person 2 black. The HR director and security escorted them off the property 10 min after they were let go. The sad part is they were all tiny women and one of them was elderly. I assume to be fair they treat all the same...but it was hard to see.

[@andrewjohnstone7943]

@Dee Dish I do hope you're joking. I mean, Steve Harvey is joking

[@andrewrhodes8932]

Deese Nuts affirmative action requires diversity in the work place. Even if the black guy isn’t qualified he has to get the job. But white People are privileged???

[@hawkemesa]

@@andrewrhodes8932 In case you haven't googled it since last week, that's not how affirmative action works.

[@4ba88f5]

Long live Willie Turner! One of Steve's best routines.

[@anitajackson8813]

You right Willie me give me my money Now😆😆

[@allyciaransom3639]

“I’ll tell you right now. I ain’t signing sh*t!!!” 😂😂😂😂

[@LizasPaperPassion]

Truth

[@roseblite6449]

ROFLOL I heard that and cracked up.

[@phyllisarrington7436]

"I'll kill yo kids, Tom, I'll kill yo kids"... I'M DEAD😂

[@Cartman4wesome]

You must’ve been one of Tom’s kids then.

[@IsraelCountryCube]

Dark humor.......isnt that degenerate. Cause im pretty sure theres a limit

[@masterenos]

@@IsraelCountryCube Dark humor has no limit, the limit to dark humor is the level that keeps you the most sane. If you think I'll kill you kids tom is bad, Ive got way worse that has made First Responders of all walks nearly piss themselves.

[@monkeybandit222]

@@masterenos yeah, humor has no limits. It is to make you laugh, not to be respectable. That’s what people don’t understand, the fact that you can make a joke out of a dark topic and make someone laugh shows that it is still humor.

[@darlenewilliams7590]

Amen " open eyes"!!!!! Epic!!!

[@woodsandcreek7589]

This was DL Hughley's joke from the Kings of Comedy

[@gsup5]

Steve did this way before that

[@wheeleyj67]

This shit is gold. This man deserves to be exactly where he is in life. He’s funny as fuck 💯

[@tedphillips2501]

"Bob, I don't know how we would ever get along without you, but starting tomorrow, were going to try".

[@markfoster1520]

That;s usually about me. "Mark, you're the best part-time worker we have! Unfortunately, we hired you full-time. Turn in you ID at the door...."

[@JP-br4mx]

Mark I’m ready for you

[@g.c.9904]

I got fired yesterday. The only person that did not steal equipment or material from the workplace. Fired because of lack of liquidity in these hard times here in Italy. My employer's son got hired after me and he has no experience at all and he Is staying. Life is not fair sometimes. Whatever, I'll find another job. Great stuff I laughed a lot. Three months later edit: I moved to Milan with my woman. I have found a new job. It Is not easy but I don't give in. Good luck everybody and thank you for your kind words!!

[@TheMuldoonFella]

Hope you found a job or are real close to getting one my dude/dudette

[@RelaxingForLife]

Stay strong. Nepotism is the biggest evil. I have 3 degrees, including a masters and still cannot get a job because they only hire people they know.

[@cybernightzero5891]

Don't know your age, but it may be firing because of age discrimination.

[@stewiegriffin8535]

You can always get another. Good luck

[@barbaraholman5355]

Dang. You do know that this was a scene in "The Godfather", yes?

[@whicky1978]

This is why you fire people on a friday 😂

[@madjack9283]

First time watching his standup, and it was totally worth it

[@bugsyv2086]

I got fired and was walked off the premises. I stopped at a red light in Tampa and it hit me like lightning. I will never again have to deal with these people ever again in my life. It made all thr shame and guilt instantly disappear.

[@SouthsideSTA]

That’s beautiful

[@bugsyv2086]

@@SouthsideSTA Thank you. God bless.

[@vergilmontiero2558]

Bet you smiled too when that eureka moment happened

[@StephanieLinda_]

I LOVE that feeling.

[@laurenanderson7823]

blessing in disguise

[@vivalasvegas2090]

RAY CHARLES can see that suit😆😆😆😆

[@stevetournay3731]

Probably even now, having been deceased for some years... :-)

[@Harmthuria]

That's how he lost his sight to begin with.

[@rwilson7197]

This is one white girl that loves a yellow suit, not a red suit though. It would be nice if men's suit fashions could step up and catch on.

[@ZordaanTelevisioN]

Are you kidding? Lou Ferigno can *hear* that suit.

[@mackammo8674]

When he was with us

[@davidthanos]

One of my favorite stand up specials. Love the hand gliding bit. Had the smoothest fro in the game.

[@yute-hube779]

1:46 Too funny! _"They walk like somebody's pushing them"_

[@jovidahchatelain8145]

Lol he ain’t lying I did the same exact thing “I ain’t leaving with out my check!!! “

[@JamesRobinson-en5yo]

Lol luv you funny I would had pulled a willie myself I ain’t sighing shit🤔😒👀

[@jessd3601]

NEVER leave without your check

[@alvarofavela2918]

jovidah Chatelain you turned into Wilma Turner lol

[@mikekillagreen9432]

😂😂😂😂

[@Shabazz23]

That's how you supposes to do it

[@nathanstoltzfus7587]

"That's bull-SHIT! AYEET, FUCK IT-gimme my check. Gimme my check. Give me my check. Gimme my check. Give. Me. My. Check." That shift from furious to serious... Too perfect 😂😂😂😂

[@psylentknight]

It sure enough was the fast track from denial to acceptance, lol

[@thetruedalv2462]

IM HOLLERING🤣😭💀

[@joewebb4836]

I've watched this at least 3 times....and always laugh my ass off!

[@nizambao4653]

Steve Harvey is definitely a legend y'all.

[@moffattman93]

Im white and best believe i relate to 'for petes sake' 😂

[@smc1942]

Moffattman 93 ; I'm white, & more like Willie! Now GIMME MY CHECK!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RockStar_Love]

I never knew white people say best believe 😂😂😂😂

[@selesnyaconclave1850]

Not "Ahl kill y'kids!" Lmfo

[@nme.00104]

😭😭😅🤣😂💀💀💀💀

[@DarkKingLordUmbra]

Who's Pete, and what's his sake

[@filmart430]

Awww yeahhh...the 90’s....back when you wear clothes 17 sizes bigger.

[@tkkirkland8376]

They was really doing that in the 2000s too

[@tinacouch3531]

@@tkkirkland8376 The guys were

[@filmart430]

@COVID-19 me neither but wearing XXXXL when you are really a medium is just stupid.

[@filmart430]

@COVID-19 I agree with that. Relax fit is what I like. When guys wear those skinny jeans is also a crime.

[@charthers8903]

It will come back

[@ericpass9749]

This never gets old. Classic all the way.

[@francisbern4948]

This is epic. Everytime I watch this, I laugh as if it's my first time. 😂😂😂

[@lellahstandring7220]

My friend lost his job under the same manner.....he was so livid about it until he watched this clip...Steve had a way of making everyone laugh no matter the circumstance

[@gregethan8328]

Hello how are you doing?

[@duckduckgoismuchbetter]

​@@gregethan8328You are reported to KZbin for spamming harassment of females in the comment columns.

[@meowkris]

My issue is you knew you were going to fire me before the workday even started. You could have told me that on the phone, then I wouldn't have wasted the gas coming over there.

[@icalexander]

Yea that kind of shit I hate. I've had a job where it was a contract and they decided to end it without notice (which is legal as long as you pay in lieu of working notice) anyways I drive 30+ minutes, park in the parking garage (thankfully they paid for that as a perk of being employed there) go in and sit down. Start work and take my first call of the day. As soon as I'm done that I'm taken into a back office and terminated. The only thing I will say is that they paid me in lieu of notice and let me at least go get my car then return the parking pass but Jesus you could have phoned me that morning so I didn't waste an hour total driving there and back.

[@rsan9854]

PREACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ICONBEAST97]

Same thing where I work. If they want to fire someone they let them work all week then fire them on Friday afternoon. It’s some messed up shit

[@icalexander]

@@ICONBEAST97 yea and then businesses wonder why former employees will slam them on social media, glassdoor etc. You do things like you just described and it's asking to get dragged for being an asshole business owner

[@chinacarter8319]

Same!!! Bitch I catch the bus, I could have stayed home and slept for this shit!!!

[@anncain2432]

He's funny as hell...I needed this.

[@flyboiy]

He has unique way of saying words

[@dovebar76]

“Willie finna show his whole ass!”💀🤣🤣🤣 Now THIS is comedy! 💯Back when it was just about telling jokes. 🤣👍

[@humanresearchtestsubjecth.1184]

When you can't laugh at jokes about your race or yourself then your life is too serious to enjoy!

[@buteverybodycallsmegiorgio]

Now it's more about emojis, right?

[@stacimillner4427]

Willie is gonna shut everything down!!!😂

[@bmechannel]

Ikr

[@DankPeezy]

I agree completely. Nowadays people are such sensitive crybabies. The funny thing about race when it comes to comedy is that you could say almost anything to any comic regardless of race, and they would get the joke and laugh. Real comedy transcends race and black comedians get that better than any other.

[@tmiller584]

This ain’t about no Wilhemena. This about Willy Turner😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@bwsoccerTV]

Classic

[@mawadrimathewdouglas4708]

Steve Harvey at his prime in comedy. Comedy burster

[@lehlomelakhumalo]

Anyone here after club shay shay? 😂

[@Yousitech]

I quit my last job, I told my boss there was a reason she had been divorced 3 times and I couldn't put up with her either

[@sergybeast]

😂😂😂😂💯

[@jinkazama4092]

Lmaoo

[@jasminejanelle1228]

AHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 gold

[@Desert10075]

Ohhhh yeah. That's for real how it is sometimes.

[@PaladinThizz]

I quit my last job and my boss acted like I wouldn't have another one. Got another job 3 days later. Some bosses are just prideful jerks.

[@aaronverico1396]

"WHAT FOR????" 😳 *Dead* Lol. 😂💀 This is classic Steve Harvey. 👊👌💯

[@matthewcollinsiiiakacdawgc7361]

I used to know this entire one by heart, I remember watching it on HBO 😂😂😂😂

[@MobileExperienceChris]

One of my favorite comedians, by far!