Kevin Ryan and H. Foley: Garbage People | Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank Episode 425

Comedians and co-hosts of ‪@AreYouGarbage‬ H. Foley and Kevin Ryan join your host Ari Shaffir in Kevin’s mom’s basement to talk about what makes someone human trash. The intro was recorded in front of a White Castle because obviously. No podcast has better locations than Ari Shaffir’s Skeptic Tank.
Kippy and Herbert are experts on garbage people. H. Foley has been at the forefront of the Flaming Hot Cheetos revolution for years and Kevin Ryan is well known in the comedy community for clipping his toenails on the subway.
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CHAPTERS:
00:00:00 - European tendencies
00:00:36 - Ari Shaffir Owns This Song!
00:01:16 - White Castle Intro
00:07:23 - But first, a word...
00:08:43 - Tour Dates
00:10:20 - Garbage People Starts Now!
01:37:35 - Patreon Only!
01:38:04 - This Song Is Owned By Ari Shaffir
01:38:36 - Outro
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Editing: Marisa Pellegrino - @marisa_pellegrino
Episode Photoshop: Steve Torelli - @torellipics
Music: Ari Shaffir Owns This Song
Written by: Pepper Goins
Performed by: ‪@RaelynNelsonBand‬

[@KTF0]

Skeptic Tank Live from Aunt Tuddy's

[@starflowermoon]

he should have let Foley give the intro "live from Aunt Tuddy's basement"

[@arishaffir]

I stayed after the boys left. Things got; how should I say this? Complicated

[@Gibsoncustom89]

You must not have an Aunt Tootie. Or else you would know how to spell it from all her conspiracy theory & wine meme Facebook posts.

[@j.yahnke]

The Septic Tank

[@elizabethmahoney6228]

Anyone ever eat raw hotdogs right out of the fridge as a kid? I did.

[@joenestor1673]

Only Ari could start a pod in front of a White Castle 😂😂😂😂

[@ADM598]

I love AYG and Ari has slowly become one of my favorite comics. He's so solid and makes me think long after his jokes. I'm a fan.

[@andrewpowers3719]

What's classy if you are rich, but trashy if you are poor? Going to another country to get any sort of medical work done.

[@charlyrupprecht8648]

Hunting

[@itsanit123]

Coke

[@Jizanthapus]

Keep thinking that you brainwashed POS.

[@andrewpowers3719]

@@Jizanthapus wtf are you on about?!

[@itsanit123]

@@andrewpowers3719 proof what I said about coke wasn't wrong

[@mateo77ish]

It’s hilarious to watch Foley judge who’s garbage or not with a straight face in that outfit.

[@samanthab1923]

Right? That crack about Europeans being entitled 😂😂😂

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

They started out solid colors. You’re seeing a cotton/rayon blend stretching on the molecular level.

[@leonelherrera1]

I know this White Castle. It’s on Myrtle ave, in Bushwick Brooklyn.

[@arishaffir]

Correct. The McDonalds was too full of people on job interviews. The White Castle was 3 blocks away. "Garbage neighborhood."

[@leonelherrera1]

@@arishaffir Good, I fit right in with the garbage.

[@takeahike2993]

@@arishaffir More garbage than Jamaica, Queens?

[@timoetjen2207]

The one dart stuck in the wood paneling is killing me hahaha

[@ThePeoplesConsultant]

“One of the best, new, and untapped podcast.” So true 🔥🔥💯💯

[@Sabbathguy]

Man, Ari knows how to start a podcast

[@michealburns8017]

He's definitely garbage, after this into I rest my case! I mean I'm garbage as well but he's definitely in the club! Lol

[@stringer01]

Bruh foley's camera angle just broke the illusion of the AYG set for me

[@jibba1681]

I just realized Foley’s leg spread when they were talking about sitting on a plane. RIP TO ANYONE WHO SITS NEXT TO HIM ON PLANES

[@arishaffir]

I would open the door and jump out.

[@garbougesenior3486]

LMAOOOO with or without a parachute Ari Shaffir ??

[@samanthab1923]

I always wonder how he gets a seat

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

@@garbougesenior3486look at his ears and schnozzola. He’s got four parachutes built in.

[@garbougesenior3486]

Foley - it was ingrained in us that milk gets you big and strong Kippy - well you got the big part down LMAOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zachhansen8506]

How does this channel only have 50k subs?

[@arishaffir]

I deleted 930,000 subscribers last week because they were linked to accounts that weren't following Arcade Fire.

[@ashleyromero5302]

Blackie’s hot dogs in Cheshire, CT is a classic! With a birch beer, guess I’m trash 😑

[@arishaffir]

The first step to recovery is recognizing that you have a problem, trash.

[@TopJoo7]

Such interesting stories, & thank you for the upload!

[@cresc3ndo475]

I think ari is the best "comic/person" out. Can make ya laugh, yet hes out there living a great life

[@michealburns8017]

It's not that it's the best in being the funniest thing but it's such a different kind of perspective on what's possible to do with a podcast that makes it so great. He's just living his life and taking you along for the ride. I don't know anyone else who does it that way. I love it

[@imnotbenavery9220]

I wasn’t a fan, thought he was going for low hanging fruit. Now he’s one of my favorite guests to see on pods, keeps it real and truth is uncomfortable

[@elizabethmahoney6228]

The close caption replaced every 'Bud heavy' with 'Butt heavy' 😂

[@arishaffir]

The bots were probably looking at Herbert.

[@ispittruthchannel5317]

I love the theme song!!! Every episode I rock out

[@dereksupernaut]

HFoley reminiscing about Newman's pie eating in Jurassic Park... garbage!!! fax!!!

[@EdwardBerryy]

Oh and dude I don't know what the heck it is about you and video segments like when you did the sketches. You are like friggin talented in sketch making holy crap seriously. I would love to see you do an hour of just different sketches. The talent just friggin shines through

[@numba1cam]

Having grown up in montco this entire episode is the epitomy of truth.

[@1017KushNoLove]

Ari got hustled in Egypt 😂

[@ResistTheGreatReset1984]

I just finished the AYG eppy; and now I am ready for this.

[@stewartwight2660]

Great episodes on here and on AYG with you 3 guys. so funny

[@1997HTAA]

Welcome back Ari, you’re part of why comedy still lives

[@poweramulets1725]

the intro rules

[@arishaffir]

Please support the sponsor by saying hello to someone.

[@DWAC]

@@arishaffir just left long island for Washington. Gonna come see you in Tacoma. Lots of hellos over here. Way more friendly

[@garbougesenior3486]

Foley is basically calling it chlamydia juice 😂🤦🏽‍♂️😂🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂😂

[@SolidRollin]

My taste in food is garbage but my taste in comics is pure, high class luxury. Welcome home.

[@tiltistone3341]

This episode is a good episode I am enjoying it. Slaps.🔥

[@alfredoavalosiii5448]

Thanks for the shoutout Ari, a good close second, trashiest west coast town, Visalia, Caaaaan confirm. Visalia is trash, that makes me a raccoon. Back to you guys back in the studio.🤌

[@doughansen8805]

Twist off beers are TRAYYSH!!!

[@marlonstallings5229]

Bro, Foley’s legs 🦵 is a new shade of white; somewhere between sliced turkey and Porcelain doll. He needs to get some sun ASAP!! His right thigh looks like a 5 gallon bucket of white paint.

[@BrickTop06]

Wow the algo despises Ari. JUSSST now seeing this and I watch everything AYG puts out. So glad Foley has the beard back......beardless is a TUFF look on the big man.

[@Ottophil]

The algo is good

[@lukegalbreath7643]

foley doing newman from jurassic park lmao. i love saying 'we got dobson here'

[@joshualennox3599]

Ari introduced me to the idea of garbage people on YKWD. What a great episode

[@jibba1681]

Been waiting since last night for this one

[@joenestor1673]

When I first saw them sitting in the garbage studio but not in their normal seats I felt like I was in the bizarre-o world

[@Gixsir]

I feel like Kippy is the guest only because of that 😂

[@fatmunch6318]

Why did ari turn into the clown from house of 1000 corpses

[@angelotro]

When your mushrooms kick in, he starts saying "well, shit the bed!" to mess with you. Fuckin Ari, man.

[@SuperBrewdog]

Captain Spaulding is on Keto

[@garbougesenior3486]

25;00 Foley - I wouldn’t even get a haircut there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Gibsoncustom89]

On trash nature vs nurture: many garbage tendencies are instinct. Habits are both learned & born. Think of when you start to do things differently out of laziness. Then you pass that on to a child. It's garbage to eat a fancy dinner with your hands, and a feral person would eat the meal with their hands 100% of the time. This could perhaps be the biggest philosophical question in AYG history.

[@Fashunh8r]

the saying hello bit is GOLD

[@Lethargiccharge]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR UPPLOADING THIS!! Edit: #trashnation

[@visualpr3cision]

Grew up on stern, loved the Eps’s with Ed, the voice, yes! Lol

[@pal333]

hahahahahahah @ the stampede joke, daym lol

[@KingChandler219]

Ari having “hella” as a prominent word in his vocabulary will never not sound weird.

[@MrCelty4]

Hella is trash

[@Art-bk6vv]

Great band

[@samanthab1923]

Because he’s too old

[@wyattbreymeyer4033]

longtime listener of ayg, ethnic trash is something im always super interested in,

[@kristinshaw5359]

The sponsors are why I'm here

[@danbei2232]

Awesome. What camera do you use for the New York shots. Looks great!

[@garbougesenior3486]

Kippy - where were you upside down! LMAOOOOO 😂🔥😂🔥

[@patrikjohannesson3280]

"Looks short!" 🤣

[@EastCoastJohn]

great intro! love that hello sponsor read

[@garbougesenior3486]

That’s true but hurtful and then Foley breaks down the eclair perfectly like scientifically to the tea 😂😂😂😂

[@msmo4127]

Love the wide camera angle of Tuddie's basement, garbaggio!

[@elizabethmahoney83]

Feels like the fourth wall broke

[@carlos8672]

My mother at dinner said milk water or nothing

[@ispittruthchannel5317]

My sister and I have played the "hello game" for years. Each time I say hello and they don't respond, I come up with a more sadistic punishment for them than the last and we pantomime adding their name to my book of death... I'm probably fucked up but I relate to Ari's annoyance with this particular issue 😊

[@arishaffir]

Love it.

[@BlekJamal]

Hate it.

[@nephewsb]

Twinkies are ok, but a nice Chocodile, is good shit

[@JamesKonrad]

Thanks Man

[@garbougesenior3486]

0:55 damn you had Foley lookin skinny in the intro song 😂🔥😂✊🏾

[@jessop-]

Jesus Foley, I wish they didn't do that shirt in your size.

[@arishaffir]

It was 2 shirts. You could see the stitches in the back where his mom sewed them together.

[@jonatanaquebrada8338]

@@arishaffir savage

[@angelotro]

😅

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

They don’t.

[@JustinK617]

The fat smell lol! It's so true lololol

[@TheGeorgeous]

This sounds like an award ceremony for the brilliant garbage men. Best podcast of the year 2020

[@wayofthewonderer]

It's really not

[@rileyswanson321]

Foley looks like he's going to summer camp

[@TruthHurtsPraiseGod]

Good shit

[@mateo77ish]

McDonald’s cheeseburgers haven’t been 39 cents in 15 years.

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

They haven’t been 39 cents in 40 years.

[@globetrotter7344]

21:18 - haha! caught Kippy saying 'eXpecially'! Bozooooooooooooooo :D:D:D Great podcast, rewatching it xth time now

[@garbougesenior3486]

Like when you went to his place you flush the toilet with your foot LMAOOOO that’s so spot on but one step above that is if it’s so garbage you don’t even flush.

[@arsonist12]

So I learned I'm not trash on this episode. So that's good.

[@arishaffir]

You ever use "so" in two sentences in a row? Garbage.

[@arsonist12]

@@arishaffir lol what can ya do. I go to bed and wake up to find out Ari Shaffir called me garbage. It's going to be a good day.

[@garbougesenior3486]

1 jet skii LMMMAAOOOOIO SOOOO TTRRAASSHHHH 😂🤦🏽‍♂️😂🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@glass1258]

Foley definitely eyeing that peanut butter cup

[@stacysmom2748]

I'm such garage I've watched several episodes and just noticed the background items 🤣 I'm so trashy made me feel like I was at moms LOL

[@scottshoe842]

Good call on the shirt big man, nice and subtle.

[@ThePeoplesConsultant]

I’m early in the podcast right now but I’m gonna need that subway fuck story 😂

[@despizedicon]

How many people give you a "Hundo" to come do their podcast? Not many but Ari is a little different. Not too shab shab huh.

[@ichi_go]

Sponsor is on point. People are twats. Keep being you. ☮️🤙🏻

[@Gentleman_of_Leisure]

The true test of garbage is do you call them Reese's Pieces or Reeecie peeeces.

[@mentalormillionaire2163]

Definitely can tell mcmuffin didn't e d i t this one!🤣

[@JohnSmith-nf8bi]

Glad I found these guys, #jawn

[@JFox337]

Tim Dillon was was at the Carvel’s in the Hampton’s in a rented Lamborghini. One of the kids walked to the back of the Lambo and said “Jersey plates, trash!”

[@elbob17]

Enjoyed this one. Got high and ordered pizza hut (thin crust) #garbage

[@pumpernickle2423]

I just watched the ayg podcast and all you guys did was switch seats. And it looks like foley took some of ari shrooms in between seat changes. Looking like Jerry Garcia got dredged out of the Hudson river.

[@arishaffir]

Not true!!! I came back 5 days later. You can tell because Foley got bigger.

[@j.yahnke]

@@arishaffir also. I've watch almost every show and that's the cleanest shave Foley has ever rocked.

[@glass1258]

@@arishaffir what’s with the black eyes dude

[@josiemarinello5497]

@@glass1258 had to tell him twice

[@gilgosseyn6602]

37:40 Ed "Futorian" lol?

[@muddnelson]

im from cape may nj and its so weird to hear comedians mention wildwood all the time. i didn't know anyone knew about us down here

[@MiguelCamiloLopez]

The south is graded on a curve 😂

[@delasse3178]

36:22 Ever have Strawberry milk? haha Foley looks like he has a Strawberry Milk Helmet he puts on after shooting episodes

[@Gixsir]

😂 that’s a good piece of business

[@Tomfairts80085]

This pod influenced me to eat 10 white castles and now I’m in a pit of trashy despair

[@Fryed_Bryce]

As though you weren't residing there before

[@joenestor1673]

The garage boys should put out a map with all the best trash places to eat and all the most garbage cities in every state 😂

[@Gixsir]

That’s a great idea 🫡

[@maggotreynolds9749]

Ari look like an emaciated captain spaulding without the makeup.

[@helpis0ntheway]

I've been looking & waiting for this, after AYG dropped theirs! #TrashNation4Life

[@sirongogaribaldi4532]

Nobody's "Kid"napping Foley

[@garbougesenior3486]

That’s where world star hip-hop started😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jussiniemi9560]

the buffet stampede

[@STINCTEAM702]

Great one. love these guys

[@demetrikrotchlikmiov1564]

What kind of mic is Ari using in the beginning at White Castle?

[@fredfredburger8750]

No Texas dates? Houston Improv loved you big dawg

[@stephenchanwaihong1421]

Make that Hello scene a clip man, lol

[@benjiluvsyou]

So weird in Arizona everyone would say hello back, I think everyone in New York City is just perpetually angry.

[@MadCowMusic]

LOL! You really got me with the vaccine complication being the reason for the black eyes. Spontaneous black eye is actually one of the dreaded side effects.

[@garbougesenior3486]

I’ve always wanted to try a fried Twinkie next carnival that’s what I’m gonna get!

[@mitchellkansiewicz4424]

It's ice-cream in Jurassic Park. The freezer goes down he say we should eat it before it melts .