The Racist Glaswegian | Kevin Bridges: The Story So Far

[@paulineflammia2808]

I just finished reading his book it was a great read he worked really hard to get where he is today and the love and respect he has for his Mum Dad and brother for helping him get there is priceless and along side of Billy Connolly he is the best. Well done KEVIN YOU DESERVE EVERTHIG YOU"VE GOT . LOVE YOU KEVIN XX

[@writeract2]

I think he exceeds billy - go to read his book.

[@Kowasi]

@@writeract2 Kinda hard to actually beat the Big Yin in his prime, but he isn't performing anymore, so there it is. A new face for a new age perhaps if not a passing of the torch.

[@drummerboy1390]

They both make us laugh. Why turn it into a competition.

[@heyysimone]

He has a book? I gotta read this!

[@neillyduffy2018]

@Honest Man spot on. Kevin is just one of the lads from a Glasgow housing scheme..i should know as I'm just a lad from a Glasgow housing scheme

[@andreashaynes3346]

I just love the way Kevin tells a story. Priceless!!! 🤣🤣⭐️⭐️

[@DIFFIEH]

Who would have thought this is one the most important characteristics of a comedian?

[@deaddoll1361]

@@DIFFIEH 😂

[@Nv8derz1m]

The way he laughs at his own material makes it even better😂🤣

[@john5155]

Aye but he's heard the joke before.😂

[@terrytownsend5583]

Not really. Laughing at your own joke is shitehouse

[@grumpyboomer61]

Or, maybe he laughs a bit because the audience is laughing, and he's just having a good time.

[@terrytownsend5583]

@@grumpyboomer61 naive

[@grumpyboomer61]

@@terrytownsend5583 Cynic

[@josephsalmonte4995]

"vastly underestimating the power of Semtex" 😂

[@paulmichael8796]

What a punchline

[@treeoftrees7523]

What is semtex?

[@Roronoa2zoro]

@@treeoftrees7523 it's a type of plastic explosive that, because it used to be difficult to detect at security stations, was commonly used in terrorist attacks.

[@citizen-7xl5]

“Nudging me, like a scumbag who presumes your gunna be a scumbag.” I’ve had this happen to me before

[@zoolhert3535]

Yeah taxi drivers think I'm tic fan

[@62swampboy62]

Same here, too many times. Most recent was the security guard at the entrance to the hospital (Ohio, US). You have to shut them down immediately.

[@Sharoncorrigan-mx8fm]

😂

[@Sharoncorrigan-mx8fm]

Same happens to me..and I'm a 63 year old white women in the east end of London

[@Sharoncorrigan-mx8fm]

I would have sat with the Asian woman

[@ciara4087]

"walking around Lanzarote looking for a Greggs" i die every time 😂🤣

[@disclaimer.imjokin]

Didn't know reincarnation was real

[@Sharoncorrigan-mx8fm]

Yeah and a pub doing roast dinners on a Sunday 😂😂😂

[@bloodbriar]

Hahaha I came here to say this and saw you had posted it 🤣'I'd like a sausage roll, please. How'd you mean you only you only serve seafood?'

[@verlongates2279]

I spent 8 months in Scotland in the seventies. I still have to listen twice to fully understand Kevin. It's always worth the effort.

[@Rodwin1980]

The pace he speaks and Glaswegian accent is f'kin hilarious!!!

[@amayha3293]

Thats the way we aw talk

[@paulwalters7984]

Absolute quality …. Great accent

[@assadk7901]

Was even funnier in person - definitely one the best comedians today

[@Sevatar_VIIIth]

Idk how or why Kevin isn't considered or atleast a nominee of top 5 comedians currently. He's killing it

[@amandapaul1447]

Nobody outside Britain can understand him 😂

[@Sevatar_VIIIth]

@@amandapaul1447 true lol

[@juliusvogel4834]

Understand most of it as a 16 year old swedish guy

[@amandapaul1447]

@@juliusvogel4834 I’m glad you’re able to enjoy his comedy to the fullest.

[@dickon728]

@@juliusvogel4834 Well done.

[@nicholasoppenheimer3647]

The dislikes were from people who didn't have a fucking clue what Kevin was going on about. They could only understand every fourth word and gave up in total exasperation. I could only get every other word but hung in there and was glad I did. The man is wicked funny.

[@SH-zg8qo]

"A Daily Record ya dick!!" Absolutely floored me 🤣

[@barbarellajameswalker5400]

What a man, he's so intellectual...in his comedy. Makes me proud to be scottish. So funny.

[@SamarIqbal1-2-1]

“Underestimating the power of Semtex!” 2:25 😆😂😂😂😂😂

[@GillDundee]

Best comedian by far and being scots makes it better his accent is broad asf🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@TheoHockeyton]

"Smelly Taliban B*****ds !" hahahahaha Kevin is the most hilarious comedian ever ! He gets me every time !

[@billsedge7360]

I’m not really into modern comedians as they’re just not funny,, but this guy is hilarious, his delivery is perfect

[@shugd3]

Watch " Kevin bridges buys a horse "👍

[@kimtaeggukstrangerthings22019]

Watch "kevin bridges - joseph"

[@jimgselder]

I was a cunt fae Embra living in Glasgow for a year. Funniest people on the planet.

[@anthonywilliams8288]

Can't wait to see one of your shows..brilliant comedian

[@johnward7768]

fantastic comedian, very funny and a joy to watch, possibly the best stand up in the country, the accent makes him as well, i lived in Scotland for over 12 years and can understand about 95 percent of what he says while a lot of the English struggle its the same with Still game another Scottish great series..

[@Sketchr_]

I clicked on Kevin's video the first time cause i thought he looked like my cousin but hes sooo fucking funny.

[@mhairigellatly7203]

Is your cousin by any chance scottish or from a certain part of English because he looks like any other Middle age scot who may smoke lol

[@Sketchr_]

@@mhairigellatly7203 lmao, nah, hes from Northern Ireland

[@rziaco]

I've lived in Glasgow for a year and still I'm not able to catch everything, but God knows how much I miss this accent... Scotland ❤️❤️

[@maureennewman905]

Listening to this June 2021 , Need a laugh in this dystopian time . Oh to turn the clock back, thanks Kevin

[@zacharykieler]

Dystopian is an imagined state or society. So your living in your own imaginary time?

[@RedOakCrow]

@@zacharykieler Don't knock it till you try it.

[@jurgencuypers8350]

The accent is 3/4 of what makes him this great.

[@davidplenderleith4176]

Classic deliveries as usual, clever man

[@MrANDYGEEZER]

Fantastic Scottish comedian 👍😉

[@lhd1316]

Yo from Greenland - Kevin is my favorite standup comedian - hoping to see some new material soon. 💪🥳👍🇬🇱

[@jamesmccartney4491]

Pure gold. Brilliant 👏 🇮🇪💯💪

[@seantuite4223]

Seen this clip plenty yet every time I’m crying with laughter 😂

[@Evisonsl]

I thought I wouldn't find an accent in the english language that would make me understand less than 60% of what's being said. Then comes along this guy. Oh, I think he is indeed funny, but I'm also here to improve my listening skills.

[@Matty.Hill_87]

"you seriously underestimate the power of semtex" 😂😂

[@janetmackinnon3411]

Good material, good timing.

[@thomashiggins7817]

Absolute legend! Just got my tickets for his gig at the Hydro next September 😬

[@matthewthomson6126]

Absolute legend!!

[@patriciaelizabethlo6258]

I pressed the subtitles button by mistake. And couldn't believe they could not get the word's right. Kevin bridge's is a genius and he's even talking slow .so the thick twatts can understand. He said this about us and he is spot on. Go for it Kevin Bridges your the best. From tricia lo xxxxxxx

[@johnmcmullen7510]

Kevin Bridges makes me laugh so hard. MINT m8 keep up the gr8 performances.

[@Irrenhaus1234]

Hopefully you'll come over to tour i Norway mate!

[@VlogPhotography]

Cracks me up everytime!

[@AJ-wo5nf]

Unfucking believable. So funny. Thanks Kevin for keeping us laughing. 😀🤡

[@benitojay9010]

Why am I only discovering this guy now?!

[@SuperMikado282]

How do you expect us to know that?

[@paulwalters7984]

Walking around lanzarote looking for a greggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dannyboi8876]

LEGEND!

[@chateaupig826]

Can you imagine him as a schoolboy , in the classroom 😂😂😂

[@adamknowles1]

3:12 the fella who knows his midnight bus ride is going to be entertaining

[@waynemclaughlin3569]

I Dam near pissed myself the first time I watched him . Funny as hell

[@angelaweglarska8428]

Jings I love this guy he has me in stitches and I’m from Dundee 🤩🤩

[@kawapilot]

Aye hen, he's so funny that even my English wife loves his take on life.

[@angelaweglarska8428]

@@kawapilot is he touring in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@kawapilot]

@@angelaweglarska8428 Don't know, I only get notifications from UT...I take it your doon there?.lol and by your name, your Polish?...

[@angelaweglarska8428]

@@kawapilot half polish x

[@kawapilot]

@@angelaweglarska8428 Żaden problem

[@ashleywatson7464]

Brilliant simply brilliant

[@bystarlightUK]

Brilliant. The end.

[@georgemorley1029]

“Walking about Lanzarote looking for a Greggs.”

[@franciscofajardo4135]

What a talent,😂😂😂😂

[@AkAsCoTTii3]

‘I’ve parked there’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rituraj4447]

The accent contributes to the content. Great!

[@macb.43]

By far THE funniest comedian EVER!

[@lesleymanchester7149]

Brilliant 👏👏👏👏

[@asliceofry8735]

Us Scots would be more annoyed with a swally ban on a train. I need a £4.50 warm Stella.

[@nickhobbs6514]

somehow a can on the train always feels like First Class living

[@Pauly421]

Same in Ireland a can on the train is basically mandatory. Or 4 whatever

[@michaelfarrell4824]

@@nickhobbs6514 Unless you're tanning one before 10am and you need to keep it planked from the ticket guy

[@samuelcampbell5870]

What about another tour Mr.Bridges?

[@leejamiemellor]

Covidiot

[@davidl2065]

The wokes destroyed comedy most you'll probably never see him again

[@leejamiemellor]

@@davidl2065 yeh probably, can see comedians going out of business due to the woke clowns

[@cliffclavin3865]

It would probably be a tad coarse in places.

[@colinmcmillan5920]

Legend

[@martinstewart6796]

you don’t understand my accent! “ A DAILY RECORD YA DICK “😂😂😂

[@irenehunter4736]

Proud to be Scottish 🙂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@billywhizz2847]

Super John McGinn

[@barrymcguire5048]

Irish is better but not had 🇮🇪☘️🇮🇪☘️

[@SyMchale]

@Jambo M 😂 facts!

[@murray930]

@Jambo M shut it mug

[@treeoftrees7523]

@Jambo M you are joking right?

[@theamesavenue9834]

Imagine an American comedian did these jokes in America. People would be losing their minds. Something I have figured out after living in the US for a few years now! Man I love the British humor 😂

[@omarelshayal3337]

Scottish!

[@theamesavenue9834]

@@omarelshayal3337 well technically Scotland is in Britain! So they can be called British, not English.

[@kawapilot]

@@theamesavenue9834 nope............britannia is what the Romans called the island......Scotia has always been Scotland (Caledonia, Pict land etc) in one form or another, but never british...But I see your technicality and the oxymoron of Scots/british..Keep safe pal...Saor Alba....Alba Gu Brath.

[@BrokedDownPalace]

Holy shit there are so many fuckin people at that show. Those back rows would be pointless

[@lindsaymccolgan4678]

The concert is in his home town and he’s treated like a god here xx

[@SuperMikado282]

Why? He is talking into a P.A. system.

[@bengratz9943]

Is he saying "Jakes on a train" ? Every time I watch this I never figure it out

[@RyanMitchell350]

Jakes means jakey, it's slang for someone that's constantly drunk

[@bengratz9943]

@@RyanMitchell350 Thanks man!

[@RyanMitchell350]

@@bengratz9943 no probs dude

[@jimibhoy8935]

Snakes on a plane!! Jakes on a train!! 🙄

[@MrSwanny182]

He’s not lying I was the same look we’ve been attacked awesome

[@loucipher67]

"A Daily Record ya dick".... you owe me half a coffee, and a kleenex .

[@StephenDallimore]

Brilliant

[@jabtv6901]

We are the foreigners. Everyone speaks “poon-Jabbi” 🤪🤣😂😂

[@clivep3515]

There is a greggs in lanzarote. Been there 50 - 60 times. We go 5-6 times a year.

[@SuperMikado282]

Thanks for that vital piece of information. 😂

[@aaronw717]

Unreal 😂

[@Mr.Nerijus]

Watching your shows for tonight and I'am being cheeky on those beers, noticed that fings started double up and you have 4 eyes but only 1 mouth. How dose that work?

[@KingJamesDisciple]

Bridges is a great comic. Where can I find his full special?

[@SamarIqbal1-2-1]

Amazon Prime! 😊

[@lj7169]

KZbin movies, there should be a link under the video or just search kevin bridges full movie

[@deepanshurawat9552]

Fuck mate your English is really good😂😂

[@writeract2]

ironically the racist dude pronounced "pun-jabi" correctly.

[@Moamanly]

That definitely isn't how they say it in Punjab.

[@writeract2]

@@Moamanly How would you know - from that background are you? or you've just lived there/traveled back and forth, etc.

[@Moamanly]

@@writeract2 Yes, I spent weeks in Punjab, on both sides of the border. It was pronounced Pun (rhymes with 'one') jab (rhymes with 'carb').....

[@writeract2]

@@Moamanly I agree with first part - I spent my entire life from birth around this culture, never heard jab rhyme with carb even from punjabi friends when they said the word punjabi - first part was what my comment was saying - pun should rhyme with one.

[@Moamanly]

@@writeract2 'carb' is probably too long a sound--I was struggling to come up with a long A sound ;-)

[@Scriffbin]

At the end he says "You don't understand my accent?....." and then I can't make out, (or perhaps I simply don't understand) what he says.... ironically enough! Can anyone assist?

[@nickhobbs6514]

'a Daily Record ya dick'.

[@scottblair4691]

The Daily Record is a formerly popular Scottish tabloid newspaper. Kevin Bridges referencing it is probably the finest moment its had in about 20 years. ;)

[@paulcarney7748]

daily record it's a newspaper

[@Moamanly]

@@scottblair4691 Reminded me of a nice Aussie guy I once met at a cafe in Spain. He was commenting on how the locals "don't speak the lingo" when a waiter approached. He said to the waiter "Hey mate, where's the dunny?" ;-)

[@SuperMikado282]

​@@scottblair4691😂😂😂very well said my friend.

[@800Viffer]

Stink bomb? 🤔 Would that make her a Sewer Side Bomber? 😁

[@maureennewman905]

😂😂😂😂😂 he’s so right 😂😂❤️😂that’s how it is

[@lindatulloch2975]

Brilliant 🤣😂🤣

[@stevegurajena3737]

Genius.

[@twmlloyd5257]

Ribs are aching , class

[@dangermouse6561]

He is looking for a Gregg's for 2 weeks. Big difference mate.

[@seanscanlon9067]

If you went to live/work in say the UAE, would you dress up in Arab attire/Islamic wear? The point is, people do what they are comfortable and familiar with and as long as it is not illegal in another country they are currently in, then why is it an issue? A Gregg's in Lanzarote would make a fortune and there is nothing even wrong if the bloke used one there if there was one.

[@robedmunds7163]

What Kevin should have done is get up an sit by the Asian lady. Making a statement and also avoiding sitting by the waster.

[@flabbybum9562]

Maybe she wouldn't have cared to be used as a prop for him to virtue signal?

[@robedmunds7163]

@@flabbybum9562 That is a good point, didn't think of that. Difficult.

[@josephsalmonte4995]

@@flabbybum9562 doing the right thing isn't "virtue signalling." You young guys have been FUCKED UP by the media.

[@flabbybum9562]

@@josephsalmonte4995 But who says that would have been the right thing to do? People are sick and tired of virtue signallers trying to show off and draw attention to themselves wherever they go. The irony of course, is often the turn out to be the biggest bigots around.

[@josephsalmonte4995]

@@flabbybum9562 you entirely missed MY point, but I agree with some of yours.

[@iball310369]

Stink bomb. Genius

[@AJontheguitar]

Is there a translator? I cannae understand this one. Jk this dude is funny as hell.

[@terrypietru8012]

When did whistling become the natural reaction to hearing something funny?

[@sharoncarley6102]

❤️

[@Rodwin1980]

Jakes on a Train!!

[@jimbrown5552]

So funny

[@neurafind6055]

I will never survive in scotland. I have no idea what he said, the accent went whooooosh over my head. Update: used subtitles fucking loved it. He s funny.

[@john5155]

That wiznae his accent that went whoosh over your head, that was an Al Qaeda Stink Bomb👳💣

[@albagubrath807]

I'm the same if they try and sit next to me.

[@amreeksingh4448]

Stink bomb 😂😂😂😂

[@libbyc3926]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂❤

[@HgHg-yp6ft]

Blending with the locals is not a necessity required by the tourists visiting a foreign country having good time and helping its economy for two weeks mate... For immigrants is kind of different isn't.

[@spiroskaramanlis566]

funny thing, the yt translation seems to be really struggling...

[@brianmunich553]

That in itself is a laugh sometimes I put them on when I watch a Scottish tv show or an interview just for a laugh Only Once I've already seen it already

[@alDevo2024]

Hilarious

[@Frank_Jaeger330]

john smeaton was a hero

[@john5155]

"Smeato" to his Glaswegians

[@briarios666]

The subtitles are absolutely atrocious, if you can't understand the lingo don't bother lol

[@jimbrown5552]

You are some actor

[@west66bestx83]

Need captions

[@THINKincessantly]

Is Scotland still too Huwhite? How does Hamza Yousef get to rail against Native Scottish in a Scottish govt position?

[@johncameron4490]

Hahaha that's the kbov

[@tr7k39]

if there is one type of comedian that I cannot stand is one that takes the piss out of the audience and kev is guilty of that. this will be the 1st. time i've watched him since 2017.

[@6ftS]

give me a quid, or you're gettin staabd...